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"The Capcom Sub"

A regular meatball sub with a metal lockbox inside. You have to pay the cost of the sub again to unlock the on-sub DLC and eat the rest.

"The /v/ special"

Spaghetti on a bun.

"The Dwarf Fortress"
The bread is literally alcohol holy shit the meat is made of magma fuck

"The PS3"
Costs $5.99

Wheat Bread.

The BioWare

You can choose any kind of topping, as long as it's tasteless cheese.

The PS3. Two pieces of extremely expensive artisan multi-grain bread. The PS3 has no meats.

>>120736461

When you are about done eating that sub a newer better sub with extra ingredients is released for 2/3 the price.

>>120736750

"The Hamburger Hepler"

Packs as much meat into a set of buns as possible.

>The PS3
A bun with nothing in it

"The Notch extravaganza"

You'll pay the price for a small sandwich, then you'll be send a piece of sandwich each week, with each piece getting progressively smaller while the time between delivery becomes longer.

>>120736807

>PS3 has no grains.

"Skyrim Supreme"

An incredibly lavish sandwich that could take hours to finish. However, it has tons of bugs in it.

"The Activision"

2 slices of bread with mayo
$59.99

+$14.99 for cheese

>>120736955

The Battlefield

You pay for a regular sub, but to eat it you need to add random toppings and items you wouldn't normally eat.

"The kids meal"

The smallest sandwich
Wii toy inside the box

"The Activision"

It is the smallest sandwich on the menu, has only lettuce on it, but is the same price as a large sub. It gets an advertisement in the window every year saying it's new, and improved.

The waitress must also constantly interrupt your meal, and ask if you want extra lettuce, for a small fee that is %25 of the original price.

"My meal that I have prepared for myself and if you don't like it you don't have to be such a BITCH"

American cheese on white bread.

I can't remember what he was eating in that pasta

The Old Republic. A massive, overpriced sandwich that tastes just like The WoW-wich, but tastes better eaten alone.

>>120736882
Fucking genius.

"The Kojima"
All of your favorite meats and other extras, but once you have a bite it's just spaghetti everywhere

"The PS3"

a picture of the best sandwich youve ever seen. and also your credit card info that you used to buy the sandwich is now posted all over the internet

The MW, MW2, and MW3

They're all just white bread with ham and cheddar, only they come with different wrapping.

>>120737206

The chef then comes out apologizes to you in broken English.

"The Xbox 360"
Special novelty bun that is in the Guiness Book of World Records for "Largest Grain Product"

The From Software.

5.99, A delicious meal worth much more than the cost. Its a philly cheese steak dipped in beef sauce and served with the highest grades cheeses, along with your choice of fries and you get endless drinks. The order is placed on the floor and then surrounded by 3 rabid wolfs.

"The MOBA Deluxe"
A classic ham and swiss, but you have to eat it while surrounded by screaming children

"The Elder Scrolls"

An awful tasting sandwich made from meat and old man hair, but nerds everywhere will praise it like the second coming of Christ.

"The God Hand"

It's a gun with one round in the chamber.

"The Carmack"

A sandwich everyone will love and admire. After about 10 years, we'll reboot the sandwich as a bowl of cereal that's cheaper to make, but we'll charge the same price. When asked why, we'll claim the sandwich market is dying and it's time for the food industry to move on to the obviously superior cereal market.

"The Bobby Kotick"
A tasty sandwich that has no real nutritional value that is cut from a much bigger sandwich
They keep adding small shit to make it seem like a fresh and new sandwich but its the same old sandwich you've had before but it is rotting away slowly

>The Gaben Supreme

"this appetizer could feed an entire country, but it barely quenches the Gabens hunger

''The Zelda dream''
Three different pieces of sandwiches cut to the form of the triforce

"The Dubs Special"
$11.22, Two ham on ryes served with two pickles

"The Rear Ravaged Faggot who is jealous COD didn't win Game Of The Year"

It's two pieces of bread containing >>120737448

"The Square Enix"

A submarine sandwich that takes 5 years to make. It used to be your favorite sandwich, but the quality of the bread and the ingredients has degraded into inedible shit.

The sandwich comes wrapped in belts.

"The Kojima #2"

It's alright.

"This Kills the Crab-cakes"

Expertly prepared cuisine crabcakes. Served with a small screen at your table displaying how the crabs used were killed.

>>120737688

"The Gabe Newell: The Sequel"

Coming soon

"The hardcore"

A slab of your choice of meats on wheat bread with mayonnaise, mustard, lettuce, tomato and covered with Bhut Jolokia chilli peppers.

"The Call to Duty"

Sandwich composed of layers and layers of meat balls, spaghetti sauce, fried steak bits, melted cheese and potato salad; In between two very soft thin buns.

Napkins are 49.99

The Monster Girl. It's a sandwich filled with the meat of dolphins, kittens, bald eagles, polar bears, and every other animal you'd be ashamed of eating. It's delicious but you wouldn't tell your friends.

"The Xbox"

A quadruple-size sandwich that has the same nutritional value as an average sandwich.

>>120737688

The "We Want the McDonalds Audience"

It's a big mac.

"The OP"

It's sub containing a dildo that has been chopped up into slices, then fried.

Diarrhea is used as a sauce.

>>120737448
Have you even eaten one of those?

"Project Zomboid"

$5.99

We tell you we lost the sandwich midway through production, and then tell you sorry but you can't have your money back.

Then we eat your sandwich

>>120737894

''The hamburger helper''

A hamburger that looks like edward from twilight

The Other M

We take your favorite sandwich and ruin it with horrible condiments.

>>120736127
how about "episodic" sandwich content

wait 4 years for a the cheese

''The skyrim''

A sandwich that tastes like scandinavian men giving each other a rimjob

>>120737816
>A quadruple-size sandwich that has the same nutritional value as an average sandwich.

thats almost genius though

"The Forever"

It takes forever to prepare, the menu advertises it as something spectacular, something that will cater to the true audience of delicious sandwiches, but it will end up being the biggest disappointment you will ever experience.

"The /v/irgin"

Cut up dragon dildo, topped with baked spaghetti.

Served in a gamestop box.

OP here.
Jesse /v/ you will fall for anything

>>120737688

>>120736737
>>120736807
>>120736843
>Come here to make this joke
>it's already been brought

"The Gabe Newell"

"This sandwich is so big, it would eliminate world hunger, but it was eaten by Gabe in a minute, he's still hungry"

>>120738354
>fall for anything
It's not like this was a troll thread or something.

"The ME3"

A hamburger with mayo and extra cheese. Served on a plate with gay fanfiction written on it.

>>120738349
also the guy who brings it to your table will be in a bear costume

"dragon"

A sandwich shaped like a dragon dildo. Contains only mayo.

>>120736127
but it takes fucking ages to prepare

We wheel out a Dim Sum tray called the Ubisoft Extravaganza.

The one dish that's actually good arrives at the same time, sandwiched between two ostentatious displays.

>>120738386
SOURCE

"The EA Games"

A 3rd party chef is invited and prepares one of the most excellent sandwiches ever made, carefully crafted to your exact specifications. It costs 20 dollars. The waiter will then come up and collect 18 of the 20, giving 2 to the third party chef. The waiter will then present you with a paper you have to sign before eating the sandwich. Upon signing the paper, the waiter will send 10 pounds of sandwich advertisements to your house and 10gb of email to you.

Then you may have one bite of the sandwich.

The waiter will then stand on the table and drop his pants, proceeding to shit all over the sandwich. Each additional bite now costs 30 dollars.

Also the third-party chef quits his job because he isn't able to make any money after signing his soul away to the restaurant.

The Le Skyrim XD.

Two sub rolls stuffed with black licorice, because black licorice has been linked to arthritis. Your knees will be worse for it.

The skyrim fanboy

Basically it's a normal sandwich but with 10 sticks of butter in it and a dragon dildo thorugh it to hold it all together

>>120738629

"The Origin Sampler"
A hearty selection of bad to mediocre sandwiches. When the cashier is about to hand you your order after you've paid, you are suddenly escorted off the premises by security for no reason and not allowed back inside

>>120738540

In 5 years, we'll rename it the Reddit.

"The Costanza"

A regular sandwich of your choice, but you have to eat it in our walk-in fridge.

"The Bitch Choker"

Ham, Salami and Cheese packed in a large sub. Requires two hands to eat. Squeeze hard enough, and chocolate sauce comes out.

Great for two people.

"/v/ - The Vidya"

It's a salad.

the nintendo soup of the day

different bowls each day, same fucking soup

"No gaems"

A wish sandwich

I wish it had something in it

>>120739009
It's loaded with nuts and fruits, though

"The Witcher" Sandwich

It's two slices of dry white bread served by a group of six annoying faggots going on about how great it is.

The Dovahkiin
A sweetroll between two legs of goat.
Free refill of arrows to the knee.

The /v/ Sub

It is a perfectly normal submarine sandwiche but you spend all your time saying how much it sucks instead of eating it.

>>120737348
>The order is placed on the floor and then surrounded by 3 rabid wolfs.
>implying it's not in a long hallway filled with swinging guillotines, while horrible snake men hurl thunderbolts at you, all while a giant throws giant incendiary grenades from above in your general direction.

there is also a metal giant protecting said sandwhich.

>>120739138

I suppose if you're feeling particularly punny, you could call it "The Sandwicther."

I won't, though.

The Bioware

A sandwich with a perfect sauce that they decide to stop making for 8 years, instead replacing it with shitty "mass effect" sauce. 8 years later they reintroduce the sauce but it's basically just stolen WoW sauce mixed with mass effect to try and recreate the original sauce.

"The Smash Dojo"

A crowd gathers outside every night waiting for the clock to strike 12:00 am.

The new sandwich's ingredients are announced that night, typically resulting in disappointment, but on rare occasions starting a riot that takes out a majority of the city.

The Mass Effect

A good sandwich which is often underrated and hated upon because of its producers.

The "Dwarf Fortress" Deluxe

You make it yourself.
fun

The "XBOX 360"

A fairly average sandwich which seems to be filled with the same filling as the "Call To Duty" sandwich. However you are also charged to eat with your friends if you buy this sandwich.

On some occasions your sandwich may have been overheated and turns into a brick. However that doesn't matter so much as regardless if it does overheat or not you wonder why you bought it anyway as all it is is the Call to Duty sandwich with extra charges.

The Duke Nukem.

A meat-filled, man's sandwich. But every time they get close to finishing your order the waitress drops it on the floor and they have to start over. After five failed deliveries they just say fuck it and give you an Activision. >>120736979

>>120737688
>>120737688

Esports Special

A philly cheese steak sub with a broccoli soup/dip, a strawberry shake and double chocolate chip cookie.

[spoiers]Comes with a Korean guy that eats the meal for you, as you ignorantly cheer him on.[/spoiler]

>>120738914
Le Reddit, you mean?

>>120739374

Also, the ingredients are surrounded by rabid animals and angry drunk midgits.

>>120739335
I think you mean a sandwich that people thought was okay because of the chef but completely ruined when the chef made "the mass effect 2
".

>>120737688

the ubisoft platter...

...isn't available at this restaurant, because we all know you're just going to steal the recipe...

filthy thief

>ctrl+f bioware
>see posts

You guys are fucking awful at this.

"The Bioware"
A prix fixe menu where every course gets progressively worse until eventually they're just serving you Taco Bell.

The Uncharted
A sandwich which looks beautiful, well prepared and presented. However when you bite into it you realise that all that is inside is a DVD

"The minecraft"
Prepared by the top autists, comes served with sweat, tears and shit.
Also does not come fully prepared, but still costs the full price of a sandwich.

>>120739653

Coincidentally, this is also what you get when you order the Metal Gear Solid 4, or the Heavy Rain.

>>120739497

The Mass Effect 2 was a fine fucking sandwich. They got rid of the horrendous cheese on the first one (and admittedly unfortunately, some of the ketchup elements) but the meat was still there and it was still fucking delicious. Sure it's layers deviated and did not adress the main issue, but at least they deviated in interesting ways.

"The Warcraft"

They make a really good sandwich with all your favorite ingredients then let it sit out in the sun for a week. You may take one bite every day, how big a bite you take is up to you.

"The Bastion"

You are given a sandwich similar to El Diablo, but every bite you take is narrated by your waiter (has to be a male).

The Deus Ex: whatever it is, it's not what was on the menu

>>120739802
>and admittedly unfortunately, some of the ketchup elements
>ketchup on a fucking sandwich

I can only imagine your taste in video games is as awful as your taste in food.

>>120739653
>when you bite into it you realise that all that is inside is a DVD

The Mario
The Super Mario
The Super Mario 2&3&4
The Super Mario Cart
The Super Mario Galaxy

Order a new on each day, get the same sandwich every time. Comes with beaten horse milk and waggle sticks to eat with.

>>120739802

>cheese and ketchup

>implying that wasn't a shit sandwich from the start.

>>120739802
The Mass effect 3 however, is simply bread.

>>120739942

No, you have 3 options

Story-
Bread filled with kraft singles.

RPG-
Bread filled with half the ammount of kraft singles as the first.

Action-
Bread.

"The Grim Fandango"

It's the single best sandwich you'll ever eat. It's expertly prepared and wonderfully presented. Only three people will ever order it, the chef will be fired, and the restaurant will go out of business.

>>120739942
It also comes with a sign telling you that the bread is homosexual and that you should get over it.

>>120739942

You don't know that. It hasn't been cooked yet.

>>120739920
>>120739903

Sorry if my tastebuds have developed in a superior way.

>Skyrim cheeseburger

>>120739918
have an image courtesy of googlefu

The League of Legends
You chose a good ingredient, after that the attendant proceed to masturbate during PROXIMATE 10 minutes and them cums at your sub.

You eat it every time they get a new ingredient.

>>120740074
The only time you should be mixing ketchup and cheese is on a burger.

>>120740189

>implying you should mix it on a burger

The Terraria.
It's basically a cheap "The Minecraft" but it is very good and gets improved massively every week.

>>120740189

What if my leftover meatloaf sandwich has cheese, and ketchup was an ingredient in the meatloaf glaze?

That's the only reason I can think of to have ketchup on a sandwich, aside from burgers.

"The Sage"

Advertised as something that will shock your tastebuds, but in reality it tastes bland and has no effect

"Average /v/ Thread"

They hand you an empty fucking tray.

>>120740306

I love how it's always the people who don't actually know what sage is who are the first and loudest to go "HURR SAGE DOESNT WORK."

The "Ubisoft"
The sandwich itself isnt bad at all but its a pain in the ass to eat, because everytime you want to take a bite, the waiter punches you in the face, telling you its a security meassure so the sandwich doesnt get stolen.

The Tourney Fagger

NO MEAT
NO VEGIES
NO SAUCE
NO DRINK
NO CHIPS
NO BREAD
NO CHAIRS
TABLES ONLY
WAVEDASHING
FINAL DESTINATION

"RAFFRE THREAD"

You pay 5 bucks and they give you a ticket with a 1 in 1000 chance of winning a piece of bread.

"The Autism Deluxe"

A sandwich with every ingredient they have in the restaurant, stacked twice.

>>120740402
>empty
I don't think so.

They hand you tray with no sandwich. Instead it's covered in in doubles and feels.

The Darksoulfood:

Two slabs of filet, rare, drizzled with ghost pepper hot sauce, wrapped in bacon, and piled high between two slices of brittle sour dough. Served with a side of chocolate coated habanero peppers and a pint of whiskey. You must eat everything. You are not allowed to use a knife and fork. I don't care if your jaw won't open wide enough to fit the sandwich.

That said, you can order it for two, but sometimes the waitress might come by and knock your drink over.

>>120740250
>>120740189
>/v/
>Arguing over preference in food


What are you, retards?

And here I am >implying that /v/ won't argue over everything and nothing

>>120740448
Thanks for proving my point
u mad
check em

nVidia Panini

A pressed sandwich with choice meats and vegetables, but when it reaches your table it is on fire

the brown n bloom

a classic ruben, the only catch is your forced to eat it while having to look at a spotlight

>>120740487

Autism Deluxe should be DYI sandwich.

The Bethesda

It's a HUGE sandwich that takes you days to eat. It tastes like shit, but everyone praises it anyway for being so big

>>120740560

"ATI Club"

A cheaper version of the nVidia Panini that tastes just a little less flavorful, but it can't be delivered because it has no drivers.

>>120740560
>ATI
A fairly average sandwich. The catch is, there are no waiters or plates in the cafe.

>>120740735
>no drivers
Beautiful.

The V.I.R.A.L
All the waitresses and chefs recommend and big up this sandwich, claiming it is extremely tasty and revolutionary. However when it finally arrives to your table it turns out to just be a cheese sandwich.

>>120740646

Autism 2: Electric Boogalo

All the bits of the sandwich are diced, you have to assemble it yourself out of tiny cubes and use soft cheese as glue.

You have the option of paying before you enter the store. If you leave the payment 'til AFTER the meal, you may not receive the full sandwich.

>>120740797

The Borderlands?

>>120740515
I'd eat it

"The Nostalgia Deluxe"

A pretty good roast beef, you guess, but there's always a small handful of guys that wander from table to table comparing their sandwich to newer, perfectly good sandwiches and calling them shit.

"The Ono"

The picture looks like a nice, greasy Philly Cheesesteak. But what you really get is one slice of Wonderbread with Gushers on it. You have to pay for the other slice of bread.

>>120736955
That, good sir, is apt.
Good job.

The Morrowind

It looks rough, but it's one of the best sandwiches you could ever eat. Takes time to finish, but worth it. You will also be asked to add some ingredients of your choice to it.

The Oblivion

The chef made a Morrowind sandwich, but then it fell on the floor and someone took a shit on it. They clean it up as best as possible, serve it to you, and accompany it with a porn DVD.

The Skyrim

Same as the morrowind.
But kept in a freezer for 6 years.
And you have to eat it without using your hands.

"The Harbinger of the end of the golden age of videogames"


This sandvich is not a regular sub. It's classic four-sided untoasted bread with every ingredient your mother liked to use when you where young.

Everything is hand-picked, it has no extras like additional ingredients or extensions while still being one of the largest sandviches on the menu.

As soon as someone tastes it, the overwhelming taste lets the eater burst into tears of joy, followed by cries of happiness. He will instantly be reminded of his youth, about every good thing that happened while he was still a kid.

The minute he finishes the sandvich, stage 2 of the sandvich kicks in. His happiness and joy will turn into a big melancholic depression because of the realization that this was the top of the mountain - and there will never be anything else to compare it with.

Served in an old Deus Ex release box.

"The Reddit"

Exactly the same as the /v/irgin sandwich, but served on french bread

>>120741056

The nvidia

It tastes really good and spicy, but then when you shit later on, it feels like your asshole is on fire

"DLC Sandwich"
You pay 4$ for bread alone, and 4$ for each part of your choice.

"The PC Port"

Take any non-sandwich item on the menu and put it in a bun. If the orderer complains about it in any way tell them the sandwich market is shit.

The Madden Platter.

A sampling of ten finger sandwiches that are all identical in terms ingredients and composition, save for the different-colored toothpicks stuck in each.

The Nvidia

Looks great. Expensive, but comes with everything you'd expect from a respectable sandwich.

Then you try to eat it and get 3rd degree burns in the process.

>>120741216

"The Moonbase Alpha"

10 ingredients seemingly chosen at random, thrown on to the Madden Platter.

>>120741056
More like LE LE LE LE LE LE LE sandwhich LOL XD

>>120740560

The next gen.

Its a sandwich which has half the content missing. Also a waiter will come over and teach you how to sit down and eat the sandwich. When you are finished with the sandwich you will be given a sticker to show all your friends you managed to eat it.

The Bethesda

You start with two old slices of bun with butter and plain cheese. Disappointed you visit several nearby independent restaurants who help you bit by bit to eventually modify the original sandwich to something closer to your initial expectations of The Bethesda.

>>120738305
No, a sandwich that had all the nutritional value of the original and was half the size would be genius. The other one would be wasteful.

>>120741361
I laughed way too hard at this

>>120737688

Someone please

PLEASE

Make a menu of these items.

The Kingdom Hearts.

Used to be an amazing fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, but lately the chef has started adding black olives and crafting glitter to the recipe. The fuck, man?

The Killing Floor
A great sandwich made with ingredients that only you and some of your friends like, it's enjoyable to eat and talk about (although it's been filled so much that the filling sometimes falls out all over your lap) but every few months a pack of squawking retards get to eat your sandwich for a few minutes without paying. They refuse to use their hands to eat it.

The Team Fortress.

A hot ham and cheese melt with Sriracha sauce. Pay an additional 2.99 and the waitress will deliver it to you wearing a silly hat.

"The Morrowind"
Salami cut to recreate Vivec's spear and a nice entry of CHIM

the VGA supreme.

making you sick since
>2011

>>120739702
>Prepared by the top autists
Would you say they're...
Autisans?

>>120741543
>fried peanut butter and banana sandwich

>>120737894
hands down the best sandwich in this thread
somebody archive this shit

"The pirated copy"

If you order it, a mage will appear and makes sandviches for you out of fucking nowhere.
The Vidya cafe tries to sue you afterwards.

"The Modern Sandwich"
1/3 of a plain cheese on white bread sandwich. Costs 9.99, and you have to pay 1.49 for a sixth of the rest. Served being held by a robotic arm, who at the touch of a button will put the sandwich into your mouth and help you chew. Afterwards, you get a sticker for eating it.

>>120741543
>hating on black olives

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn on your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed as a doctor.
When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced fag­got.
Welcome to hell, population: you.
also you look funny

The Tribes

Pretty basic pressed sandwich, with tomato and cheese, a bit spicy maybe. But here's the catch: to actually eat it, you have to catch the waiter. Which runs straight out of the kitchen. And he's on rollerblades.

>>120741908
No, no.

>The VGA Supreme
>The Rock delivers it to your table, while dodging killer bees and a man dressed up as Bigfoot
>When it arrives, it's shit and barely a sandwich at all

"The Elder Scrolls General"

A fairly normal italian sub, however half way through eating it the waiter will hit you over the head with a chair while shouting "CHIM" at the top of his lungs.

>The Kojima

Looks fucking amazing on the menu, but then you order it and it's missing half the ingredients. The chef then comes out of the kitchen and apologizes profusely. Served with a side of spaghetti.

>>120742065
The point is that black olives don't make sense for a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

>>120742072

I order it for the challenge

The Team Fortress

You try to eat your free sandwich but everyone in the restaurant keeps disturbing you with their flamboyant outfits and yelling waitresses who notify everyone that someone has eaten 10 of the same burger and if you don't acknowledge you cant eat your sandwich. To your additional dismay the televisions are all showing animated profanity and cartoon sex.

>>120741391
you would get to eat four times the amount of sandwich while only getting fat as if you were eating one...

the other one just makes you fatter faster while leaving you on an empty stomach

which one is genius now you faggot?

The Nostalgia

A selection of ten year old sandwiches, along with drinks to shotgun down to enhance "nostalgia goggles" so you can't taste all of the decay and mold

>>120736127
>big pink donut
>donut

Loss.jpg

...A fetus.

>>120742373
Both are acceptable, stop being a baby.

"The JRPG"

2 day old sushi in between 2 rice cakes and lots of mayo.

>>120742409
And the waiter just laughs once before walking in the back and going to bed.

The Dating Sim.

A special offer that offers a basic sandwich, then lets you select whatever extras and trimmings you like. A cute girl is provided to sit on the other side of the table and smile and make light conversation with you.

But you're not allowed to touch her, and 70% of the time she doesn't speak English.

"The double"
You have a 1/10 chance to suscessfully order it and when you do, people shit themselves and point toward your subs.

>witty thread about vidya gaems for once
>devolve into MY TASTE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

never change

>>120742409

"The [GAME I DISLIKE]"

Not even a sandwich. Just a huge lump of stale shit

The Devil may Cry Supreme

Rich white bread filled to the brim with tomato sauce, juicy salami and chedder cheese.

Choice of 1 side
A bowl of Crazy

The DRM

Upon leaving the cafe, this sandwich is taken away.

"The F.N.M.F"

Only served on Fridays, but not in Friday's.

>>120741966
Come on, guys.
That's funny, I swear.

Hipster delicatese au Montblanc

Piece of meat from the goats of mt. Kilimanjaro, tomatoes from Montenegro, and fresh picked lettuce from Bolivia. Made by a chef called Franco, but you've probably never heard of him, he's not like Oliver or Ramzey.

>>120738538

The ME3 deluxe:

Same as the regular ME3 but the mayo is secretly replaced with semen.

>>120742603
The DMC

Replace bread with stale rye bread, sauce by dirt for a more grim look and cheese with cigarette

Choice of 1 side
A bowl of Cum

>>120742773
>ingredients from around the world
>they are either rotten or laden with preservatives by the time they make it to the cafe

"The Kotick"

Two pieces of stale white bread. Meat, cheese, and vegetables come in non-negotiable, discrete packages that must be bought with tokens which must be bought with money.

"The Pirate Bay Special"

Found in the dumpster out back, eating it may or may not give you the Bubonic Plague.

The ''360'' Toastie
A normal sandwich that may randomly cause your body to go into anaphylactic shock and die.

>>120742763
Don't worry, I laughed.

The Fanboys

Depending on which you choose (they are both essentially the same, but they have different colored toothpicks and arrange their meats in a different order), you are sent to one half of the restaurant, while the others are corralled to the opposite side, where you will begin yelling and taunting how much better your sandwich is. Even though you are both basically enjoying the same thing, you will continue to buy the same thing, even more so since we made you feel like you're part of a never ending sandwich battle.

"The Not Vidya"
you have a roughly 80% chance of getting this sub each time you try to order from the proper menu, never the same thing, sometimes its a nice burger, a great sandwich, but most of the time its just a slip of paper asking why don't you have a gf?, a random calender page from 2011, and a plate of stale spaghetti

"Le Skyrim"

SOmeone comes out and shoots you in the knee with an arrow XDDDDDDdDD :3c

"The Massive RPG"

Your order starts as a tiny plain loaf, and the more bites you take, the longer it gets, and the more ingredients you taste. When you're no longer hungry, there's still a quarter to go. When you're sick of it, you're barely half-way. Pay-to-eat.

The Casual:

A piece of ham on bread.

The Cash Shop Special

Two pieces of bread with several shards of glass embedded in them. It costs 5.50 to have the shards removed, and 3.99 for the meats, cheeses, and vegetables.

The Deus Ex

You get a sandwich and a free can/bottle of juice at your choice

you're not getting your choice, obviously.

"The Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 Deluxe"
You are granted access to a buffet with the finest sandwich ingredients available and given free reign to create whatever sandwich you desire