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Because the basement is a horrible place to meet single females.

But I do in skyrim

>>120729417

No you don't.

Because they take time and commitment. Both which I am unwilling to give.

Because I'm gay.

And no, I don't have a boyfriend. ;_;

So... /v/...

Why HAVEN'T you gone back to calling yourself /v/ - Video Games?

>>120729684

why did you start the thread with the picture of a dude ?

I'll wait until after xmas and new years, then I don't have to deal with all this things like giving presents, visinting her family
not vidya

>>120729936

Shoulders way too small to be a trap.

Sorry. I'm calling woman until I find source.

Then if you can provide it I will fap harder.

>>120729317
The correct question is: why haven't you had sex yet?

<<<that's why

>>120730176

;_;

Because I'm probably mildly autistic.
Also /v/ made me hate and distrust women.

>>120730331
You hate and distrust pussy as well?

because for the last 26 years I believed that being nice was the way to go, and that nice guys finish last.

this is ofcourse 100% wrong, but I'm stuck in this failing mindset, but don't worry, I have about 6 female friends that would vomit at the thought of fucking me but love to tell me all their bullshit problems, then drive me to drinking myself unconscious when I assume I'm anything more than a neutered hairless puppy to them.


boom. that just happened.

because i'm fat, ugly, stupid and have no self confidence

more at 11, next, what will we all do without 4chan

Because i'm broken beyond repair and every time i find someone i can trust to ever explain anything to, they hate me for it or it atleast puts them off from liking me


i'm also not very attractive ;_: fuck

>>120730506

suicide

or grow into well-adjusted human beings. then suicide.

>>120730394
I'm not going to fuck someone I don't trust.
I don't care how gay that makes me sound.

Because I don't go out. How can I meet any women, when I don't leave the house.

Why is /v/ called that now? What does that have to do with censorship? Why is the other one Jurassic Park and Dinosaurs? It's something new everyday.

Because my wife wont let me :(

>>120730652
It's not like you sound gay, it's like you sound hermaphrodite.

>>120730706
Let's get this shit started.

>wife

why would anyone want to date you /v/? you are fucking disgusting in every facet of your personality. would you even want to date yourself? would you even hang out with yourself or go as far as to say hello to yourself if you passed yourself in school?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

im glad SOPA is passing. 4chan is finished.

Uh, I have one. We play games together, actually.

>>120730762
Please elaborate.

>>120730706
>wife

I think they're trying to leave you with your next mission when /v/ or 4chan is gone....GET A GF! keep going with your life! reproduce! all that crap! don't be here all day every day!

Because I am a repulsive human being. Also because I am saging this thread.

Because I'm gay and have a boyfriend, who I play Vidya with.

>>120730975

No, you don't.

Because girls are not interested in me.
Not that I'm ugly or anything.
I'm silent 99% of the time, and when I say something, no one pays attention, ever, sometimes I have to repeat myself more times and people still can't hear/pay attention to me.
So yeah, I remain silent 99% of the time, thus it's impossible to actually make a good impression/hit on a girl.

>>120731142
that's so gay...

Because I've yet to meet one who shares the same interest who isn't a quirky, meme-spouting weirdo who's annoying to be around.

>>120730992
Sex is a vital element of life. As a human being, you need to release endorphines. Of course there is masturbation, but the sensation you can obtain by having sex with a real woman are beyond any kind of self-enjoyment. So, if you don't desire pussy, or dick, or whatever it is, you are asexual. Or hermaphrodite, in an offensive key.

>>120731142
WHAT A FAGGOT!

Because I like to date and have sex with several women at the same time. Although, one of the girl's
I'm dating now kind of stands out above the others, so I have a feeling that I'll probably settle down with her before too much longer.

I'm texting a girl I like right now.
I asked her out to come with me and friends casually for some christmas gathering and when I had tickets for a moviefestival but she never had time yet (I only asked her the same day or the day before meeting though, because I had no other choice)

she's very sweet though and I hope we'll get closer one way or another.

Im 25 years old...I have been with several women, years ago (one night stands)...I am a full time grad student (class from 8am-5pm, Mon-Fri, All year round, Doctorate Program)...I have no money to my name, only my parent's and what the government gives me for tuition...The cost of rent and lack of work before going back to school forced me to move back with my folks...I remain there to keep cost of living and tuition low so I won't owe back 300,000 over the next 20 years just to "pretend" that I am actually independent or wealthy...

...So yeah, that's me, how about the rest of you ACTUAL virgins?

>>120731269
everything is possible.

Im gonna go see her in a bit.
These threads are sad..

>go on match .com
>all attractive women are hyperreligious
>search for atheist women within 10 miles
>0 matches

We are doomed to never reproduce.

>>120731380
But I do want to have sex one day, I just never really met the right one.

Yeah I'm one of those faggots that wants his first time to be special.

>>120731380
>Of course there is masturbation, but the sensation you can obtain by having sex with a real woman are beyond any kind of self-enjoyment

>this is what virgins actually believe

>>120731380
can I date you? if you're not a nigger of course

>>120731553

match.com is run by a religious guy that only caters to the religious

the more you know.

Because I have a wife

Because they all fucking suck so fucking much.

Seriously.

Girls are fucking faggots.

I'd probably be gay if wasn't for the fact that I can't cuddle pasionately with a hairy boner.

>>120731553
>hyperreligious

what does that even mean? you will never know and besides saying you're "christian" in a profile doesn't mean she's a devout jesus cocksucker or bible humper.

>>120731576
There isn't a "right one". I mean, it could be, but just for a short amount of time. You change, and your desires and needs as well. So better doing it now than later, where "later" could mean "never".

>>120731553
Good.

>>120730688
Because

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=azGXoUmlvG0

>implying women are anything but trouble

All you ever end up doing is disappointing them

>>120731599
>he thinks masturbation is just as good as sex

You're either a virgin or you're doing it wrong. Maybe the girls you managed to have sex with just weren't into you, which would explain a lot.

>>120729317
This picture made me fart, please tell me that's a man - or else that's one hell of an ugly woman. ;_;

Oh, we got it even in title now. Holy crap.

So, let me say it again, since I will sage this thread anyway.

Too shy, too socially incompatible and during 3rd year of physics studies with specialization in materials and nanostructures - so no time to put my ass outside uni.

I will die alone. Happy?

>>120731599
Try a well-done blowjob, than we can talk again.

who needs a girlfriend when I can fuck you every night

Because even though im socially confident, reasonably attractive, of average height and well groomed with a good wardrobe, and last but not least the ability to make some people laugh...

I don't know how to flirt.

But I have one, stop fucking bothering me you faggots!

>>120731576
I don't want to sound like a pig, but, as long as you or her don't have some kind of STD, it's better to get your dick wet just to see where you are...do you really want to prematurely ejaculate on your "special someone" or just blank out and have no idea what to do?

>>120731738
>Because they all fucking suck so fucking much.

>Seriously.

damn, bro, I know what you mean. Most of the time it doesn't even work calling a girl you like, no, you have to text them, or else they are pissing their pants or something. that's the impression they give me most of the time.

As a guy I don't like shitty delay.

>>120731914
>>120731945
oh to be young again.

>>120731800
I see where you're coming from, but with the ''right one'' I mean not a total hoebag.

>>120729317
>Why HAVEN'T you got a girlfriend yet?

uh uh uh, I can answer that, I had that in class today!

turns out I am deeply afraid of upsetting my mother by getting a girlfriend because I think it would make her lonely

now, what do I win?

>>120729317
Because a steady bitch has nothing to offer a self sufficient human other than dependence.

Intelligent friends whom you happen to fuck every so often and are also self sufficient, are the way to go.

>>120731738
excuse me? why do you have to talk offensively about woman for no reason at all. Man are all full of shit as well, all they wanna do is fuck and leave.
I'm 22 and I've in a long distance relationship for one year now, why? because it's the only man I can be myself with!
Jee and then you wonder why you don't have a gf? go be gay you douche!

>"Why haven't you got a girlfriend, /v/?"
>FUCKING SLUTS
>BITCHES AND WHORES
>NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
>WHY DON'T GIRLS LIKE NICE GUYS LIKE ME

Hmm I wonder

>>120732170
Well kiddo, if your idea of a "total hoebag" is somebody who has actually had sex before, I am afraid you're going to stay a permavirgin...

>>120731675
I'm pretty sure that's plenty of fish. I know because I looked at that site too, it specifically said "we are unwilling to find a match for your belief system"

>>120731753
"I live for my god before any man" type of stuff in their profile.

I'm too busy playing video games, moot.

>>120732189
the failfag pulitzer prize of the year 2011 for writing that comment.

seriously, fuck what your mother thinks.
find yourself a gf.

Girl I like probably doesn't like me back. We chat and laugh and stuff but she's never interested when I invite her somewhere. She tells me it's not personal, she just doesn't hang out very much. I think it's bullshit. Also I'm 24 and started university last year (former dropout) so I'm surrounded by 18-20 year olds. They probably think I'm too old for them.

Feels genuinely bad man :(

Because fucking my ex who's having a long distance relationship with my best friend seems the more right thing to do.

>>120732303
That is not my definition of a hoebag, sir.

>>120732128

I had a perfect girlfriend.....


.... who I dumped because I have trust issues. She did absolutely nothing wrong. I ruined a perfectly good thing because I'm an asshat. And it's torture being aware of that.

>>120732270
lol, 0/10

>>120731914

In terms of physical sensation it's not. A man's hand is like a vibrator for women. The pleasure in sex comes from the psychological element on top of the physical stuff.

This is why guys who fap a lot have problems staying hard or cumming when they go back to sex. The actual stimulation itself can't compare to what you do manually.

>>120732416
>seriously, fuck what your mother thinks.
Ah, the problem is not what she thinks, cause she thinks I should get a girlfriend, the problem is what I think what my mother would feel if I had a girlfriend.

Because I think it would upset her so much that any emotional benefit I would get by having a girlfriend is outweight by sharing the crushing the despair I think she would feel if I had one.

Because I never leave the house, and live too far out in the middle of nowhere to walk it (For example, my driveway is 1/2 a mile long. I get winded walking that shit to get the mail every few days). Don't have a car, no job to get a car, need glasses so I can pass the eye exam at the DMV, need money for that...

TL;DR: Girls don't like guys that never leave their house and can't provide for them. And facebook/whatever is a really lame way of asking a girl out anyhow.

>>120732987
>outweight
this should be outweighed... I think...

Honest answer? I don't think I've ever tried this is what always happens.

>Be at a social event
>Chillen, wise-cracken, being coolen
>Girl likes me, touching me etc.
>I don't act interested
>She tries sometimes, gets my number, chats to me on facebook, hell once a girl just straight made out with me after a hug goodbye.
>we might go on a date, I won't text her after saying 'it was fun, blah blah' I'll just not bother.
>Girl looses interest, ignores my odd text/chat
>Girl whyunorespond? You were clearly interested in me
>Oh...

because you don't deserve one, and you fucking know it.

stop kidding yourself.

>>120732441

That feel of having missed the train is absolutely crushing.

Too busy playing Battlefield 3, obviously.
I'm happy with my waifu.

>just go to soc,
>post a pic
>if you attractive = profit (??)

But I did have one and it wasn't worth the bullshit

>>120732991
confirmed landwhale
>>>>>/fit/

>>120732441
>Also I'm 24 and started university last year (former dropout) so I'm surrounded by 18-20 year olds

buddy of mine is like 7th semester and fucks 1st semester girls regularly, he's in his mid twenties and his usual prey just came out of school

>>120733266
>because you don't deserve one

obvious troll is obvious. 0/10

Because i'm introverted, anti-social, mediocre looking and just not fun. Whatchagonnado.

Fuck bitches

Smoke Trees

Go to a bar and buy a girl a drink you faggots

Cause women don't like making first contact

>at the uni arcade, playing games with my bro
>see one of my closest friends (a female) with a group of girls
>I smile at my friend and wave like an idiot
>cute girl behind my friend just gives me a blank stare

>later in the Semester, my friend says that cute girl behind her thought I was cute as hell
>cool?

>later that week
>sitting around, talking with my bro
>friend shows up, again with a parade of girls
>keep glancing at the cute girl, she's in deep conversation with some other dude
>cute girl acts distant and reserved towards me, seemingly not interested at all
>start thinking my friend was just messing with me
>get up, wave goodbye, time for class

>decide to add the girl on facebook, just for kicks
>"I've been waiting for you to talk to me for the longest time!"

>my fucking face when

Because I don't care.

I just want to play games, watch some good shows/movies, read some books, listen to chill music. Life is good.

Oh mah gawd she's adorable :3!

She's not a trap is she? aw fuck if i care!

Because we're better as friends who fuck

OP... man, I fucking don't know. I'm a decent looking guy, a little on the chubby side but just lost like 100 pounds, getting some good muscle going, gonna buff as fuck in 6 months or so, got an awesome apartment, no roommates, I'm funny, I'm smart, I cook, I'm a licensed bartender, girls tell me how I'm such an awesome guy all the time, AND I'm fucking rich... But the only girls who seem to date me are flaky bitches who just jerk me around, I've had girls date me when they had boyfriends, I've had girls who totally said they wanted to date me and then were always too busy (just fucking say no if you're not interested, god fucking dammit!), I dunno what the fuck it is, I cannot find a decent girl to save my goddamn life. Shit sucks so goddamn much.

This is really fucking with my head

So I had a dream in which I had a gf
Then I woke up to see /v/ - The Vidya
Why haven't you got a girlfriend yet?
Then later in the day a chick in my class told me she "introduced" me to a friend of hers

What the fuck is happening with my world?

>>120733679
How is it a troll? You and I both know it's true.

What about you makes you think you deserve one? What?
If you did, EVEN A LITTLE BIT, you would HAVE ONE.
Getting a girlfriend is the easiest fucking thing in the world, it's literally JUST ASKING AND SHOWING INTEREST, while not being absolutely.fucking.disgusting.

There are plenty of chicks out there that will forgive nearly everything about a guy and date them, I have no idea why, maybe they see them as lost and homeless stray dogs wandering the highway. But you don't have one.

Know why?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE ONE.

>>120733942

Beachs and shores man, we will never understand them.

>>120734294
Oh hey you're gaining symptoms of clairvoyance?

Relax, a head wizard shall be at your residence soon. See you in the Twilight Realm novice!

>>120733580
I'm actually only 110 lbs, 23 years old. Fuck being a premie. Several girls tell me I'm cute, but they're usually the type that hop from one guy to another every other week, cry on facebook about how their one true love left them, only the next day to post they met the best man in the world, only to do it again in a few days.

TL;DR: Bitches and whores.

But I do have a girlfriend...

I met her on 4chan, actually. She isn't crazy or dumb or annoying or needy. I spend money on her because I choose to, not because she demands it. We've been together for almost a year now, time truly flies when you're having fun. She's not only my girlfriend but my best friend, which is how it should be. We play vidya together, watch movies, have kinky sex, cuddle, crack jokes at each other, everything I've ever wanted from a partner. And FUCK she actually has decent taste in vidya, she's not your typical GRRL GAMER DON'T HIT ON ME YOU SILLY BOYS.

Because I have a wife.

But I have! Since 1 1/2 years!

Don't worry fellow mates!
I got my first gf with 22 years and a co-worker of me got his first gf recently, with 28 years. And we're computer scientists! And another hope: He's a lot into medieval stuff and still got one.

Look forward.

>>120734762
yeah great, I'll get a desperate leech who hears her biological clock ticking

no thanks

I am different.

I'm.. I don't know

There's only one thing I'm honestly scared of, and that's myself.

Most of the time I don't even notice it, but at some quiet evenings when I'm alone, I bury my head in my hands and go through all the "whys" and "what ifs", and in this silence I become very self-aware.

This self-awareness lets out my greatest demons, I go through my past. 5 minutes ago, yesterday, a year ago.

All those moments, all those people.
They have meant nothing to me.

Which brings me to my next question, what is "me"?

It's funny. There is no real me, when I come to think of it, there really is no "me" in me. I'm just a shallow, a mere shell of a person who deviates accordingly to his surroundings.

I'm like a mirror, I change and form depending on the people who look at me, I change into something they like, somethign they can adore and trust, but this mirror is something I will try to get them stuck into, I try to please everyone, I try to control them, and I don't even realize it.

The illusion of my "personality" is so good no one notices it, even I have difficult pinning it down, sure, people have wondered why I'm sometimes so mysterious about my past and my personal things and feelings, but I have always turned the conversation to something else.

I have never spoken about my personal feelings to anyone, save for a few drunken rabblings.

As you might have guessed, I'm a quite charming guy, I can be so sweet and nice, handsome too.

But I have abandoned ALL potential lovers, every single one of them.

It's like I'm a binary human being: If I get too close to someone emotionally, I unintetionally fear the ultimate and inevitable abandonment. Thus, I distance myself and act cruelly and bring about the very abandonment that I feared in the first place.

In this paradox, lies my sorrow.

>>120734762
Yes, look forward, and change who you are. because you are NOT GOOD ENOUGH as you currently are.

Sorry, not everyone is a beautiful and unique flower with some love-of-your-life waiting for you. You actually have to work for it a little bit, and try to be a functioning part of society. Not a loser.

And you are, in fact, a loser.

>Go to opticians to get eyes tested.
>Hot female tester leans close to my face to check my eyes
>Can feel her warm breath on my face
>Start chubbing up but she doesn't notice.
>Leave feeling ashamed at what's become of me.
>Come to /v/ expecting video games to cheer me up.
>mfw

>>120735158
Relax, bro

Because now that I've had one, I knwo all the troubles are not worth tits.

Fucks sake, /v/

TALK TO THEM. Seriously, it's really easy. Not all of them might give you the time of day, but those are stone-cold bitches, which you don't want either way. Most girls are nice, and they LOVE TALKING. Ask them about themselves. What kind of crazy fuck doesn't like talking about themselves?

And fucks sake, dress a little better. Don't try to re-invent fashion or anything, but would it kill you to get some basic style? I'm tired of seeing your ass in those baggy as fuck pants and ugly tee.

I know that I have nothing to offer a woman, I'm not particularly disgusting but my lifestyle is low-key and all my hobbies are solitary, and things that most females my age would be bored to tears by.

Aside from the repulsive ones with niche interests in order to seem more interesting, but I simply would rather remain alone forever than resort to a gross woman because the truth is that I really have no interest in the female race aside from my biologically hardwired desire to fuck them.

Getting attractive women would require so many lifestyle changes that the desire to have sex with stuff is overriden by that. So I don't bother, and I accept the consequences of that.

>>120735442

JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE AWFUL.

Nah, I've had too many already. Time for casual sex every now and then.

NOT FUCKING VIDEO GAMES!

There are cute girls who find this sack of dough attractive. Like, really attractive, not just "oh-he-has-money!" attractive.

What's your excuse, /v/?

>>120735784
Because I'm not an actor.

>>120729317
>Why HAVEN'T you got a girlfriend yet?

Because my wife wouldn't like it.

>>120735459

uhhh yeah, this guy nailed it pretty well.

>>120735442
oh my god? Someone has a brain that can analyze a situation, and see that sometimes, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE AND ADAPT IN ORDER TO MOVE FORWARD????

Well that's just fucking insane.

It's almost like human beings aren't like you're retarded fucking anime bullshit. It's almost like people can't read your fucking mind and only have YOU AS YOU ARE to judge. It's almost like you actually have to take a step forward, you fucking spineless cowards.

Do you like losers? always down on themselves, never talking to anyone, getting pissed when others can't read their minds?

Yeah, neither does anyone else.

>>120735784
>rich
>famous

>/v/

If I meet this girl I know in summer, then we'll go out.

Fuck you Moot.

You let this happen.

I don't know /v/, I really don't know..

'CAUSE I'M A SELF-HATING PIECE OF SHIT, MORONICALLY DUMB AND HORRIFICALLY UGLY. THE ONLY THING I'M OKAY AT IS BEING A DECENT THINKER, BUT I'M PRETTY MEDIOCRE AT IT AND IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I *DON'T* HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. FUN FACT: DID YOU KNOW THAT NIETZSCHE BELIEVED THAT SOCRATES ALLOCATED HIS SKILL POINTS IN PHILOSOPHIZING ALL DAY BECAUSE HE WAS DISFIGURED AS SHIT AND RESENTED HIMSELF FOR IT? I GUESS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT VIRGINS BECOMING WIZARDS IS KIND OF TRUE BUT IT'S STILL DEPRESSING AS ALL HELL AND I WANT TO DIE

Because I have Skyrim to keep me happy.

>>120735784
What's holding them back? lack of a spine clearly.

>>120735948
>>120735459

Nailed it? If this is "Nailing it" then just
FUCKING
STOP
BEING
THIS
WAY

Holy shit you sad sacks of pathetic are just embarrassing to humanity.
"Why does this wall not want to let me through?"
"I don't want to use the door :("
"then I won't be the unique and misunderstood snowflake that I am :("
"I'll just keep smashing my head into it until it 'gets' me!"

You are all the definition of insanity.
And thus, YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND.

I'm getting tired of owning you walking trial accounts of life.

>>120736700
But I don't actually want a girlfriend..

>>120735459
Pretty much this.

>>120736191

Your eyes are too far apart

>>120736700

You seem to think that I was pining for companionship.

But, I didn't say anything like that. In fact, I fully admitted that I am the reason and that I accept the consequences of my actions. Because believe it or not, the lifestyle I currently have, as lacking in vagina as it is, is actually fulfilling enough that it's not worth changing soley for the purpose of pleasing women.

>>120737001
So you post in this circle-jerk of sadness to share how pathetic you are, in an attempt to establish a foothold as "happy just the way i am"?

lol

Right, whatever you say loser.

>>120736191
The necklace. No.

'cause ghey, sixteen, out in the country etc.

Make babby? Oh hell no, gurl.


captcha: sitnero 369Reproduced

B-b-but I do

Only pictures I have of her that are not from stupid half-profile angle are snapshots from skype conversations.

>>120737326
Cool strawman, bro.

why pin yourself to one woman for more than a throw?

So much buttmad in here. Protip: if you're successful and happy, you wouldn't be here. Do you know why no one here ever gets ahead? Because we shit on each other all the time. Neckbeards hate themselves and they hate each other even more, they cannibalize themselves which helps nobody. You can make up any excuse you want, I know why I'm here, and I'm damn sure I know why the rest of you are. Further anger only proves my point.

>>120737566
4chan stopped being neckbeard haven some time ago, you know. It's not your secret club.

>>120737450
Thanks. So tell me, how's being pathetic treating you? Because not being that is pretty fuckin warm, not gonna lie.

>>120737566
At least you're man enough to admit your flaws.

>>120737713
How is making assumptions treating you? Not very well, judging by how upset you are.

And did you just imply that you are not pathetic? You pretty much just contradicted yourself.

>you're worthless if you're on 4chan, unless you're me, lol!

Well, I did have one .. and she decided to dump me in a rather miserable way after a 5 year relationship.

Now I don't care about women, but acquiring currency instead.

Does it count if I've had plenty in the past?

Or do I need to have one now to be cool?

Because ben there done that, won't be needing more relationships until I actually want to settle down.

>>120731110
>someone still using the curling reaction images

MY BROTHER!

>>120732362

Good on them.

>>120737566
Actually I'm here because I just like making people who are already pathetic feel even worse. I like to think I'm doing the world a favor, because you'll either eventually get it, stop being pussys, and make something of yourselves, or you'll kill yourself, ALSO solving the problem.

I love my world, and my species, you living abortions just ugly it up. I don't like that.

But this shit is getting boring, can't you even defend yourselves when shielded by the magical internet?

>>120732441

They don't think that at all... You really do have no idea how women work.

>>120737566

I was happy before this post

>>120731269
It's okay bro, we'll be wizards soon enough. Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks.

>>120738050
Awfully defensive aren't we.

>>120733191
;_; are you me?
>be at party or whatnot
>friend says that some chicks were checking me out
>"yeah whatever"
>talk to them
>honestly have no interest
>never seen again
>at home, I wanna fuck them

tbseqe chronicle

My self-esteem is at an all time low.

I've been fat all my life and only recently have I started losing weight.

I can't see myself in a meaningful relationship with any woman. When I get close to someone I instinctively push them away because rejection is one of my deepest fears.

Maybe some day I'll be ready.

dont want to deal with a girlfriend right now, last gf was freaking crazy and I'd like some time to myself.

>>120737895
Hahaha, now you're just making things up. Trick to attacking someone, is you have to actually have something to work with.

4chan is a great place, it's like going to the zoo, except its a zoo of sadness lol. It's a shame that SOPA passed, losing out on a lot of fun.

>>120729317

I do have a girlfriend.

Nothing better than laying on the bed together and sucking face.

I just did.

love feelsgoodman :D

waifu
deal w/ it

>thin as all hell for some reason
>decide to start dressing better one Sunday afternoon
>sudden increase in female attention
>even get a "wow, he's cute" when passing girls

>mfw I'm essentially a neckbeard, playing vidya and watching cartoons when not at Uni, but it doesn't reflect on my outward appearance

that wasn't so hard

>>120738611
>>120738611
living the dream

>>120737566
But...I only come here to play Dark/Demon's Souls with people because this is the only message board that discusses it regularly...I just ignore these threads, and other threads likely to have people shitting on each other in them. Granted, I could be doing better things with my life, but I always genuinely thought /v/ never had as many 'neckbeards' in them as popular opinion would have have you believe.

Waste time enjoyed is not time wasted, as long as it doesn't hurt you in the long run, so just don't go here too much. /v/ could be a lot better if it wasn't overrun with hateful people hating each other. Only thing to hate is hate, unless it fixes things of course.

:)

Virgins.

>>120738611
GASP!
HOLD ON THERE WATSON!
I...
I THINK THEY'RE STARTING TO GET IT!

Spend nearly all of my free time alone playing vidya and browsing the web and I have no confidence in myself at all. I've also been getting fat in recent months because I've just been sitting in my house all day erryday just ordering pizza and chineese food. ;_;

becaus i'm ugleh

Because the idea that someone could ever love me is ridiculous.

>>120738290
I fucking love that image

Enjoy paying giving your bitch your entire house and more than half your monthly pay for life if you get the whore pregnant.
Enjoy being cheated when she receive call from her male friends who happens to have bigger dicks than yours.
Enjoy losing money for going out.
Enjoy losing money for stupid present.
Enjoy you lose the money for condoms.
Enjoy the fact that you will lose time for thing that REALLY matters, like going trekking, going in mountain bike, playing battlefield and most of all, working and studying university.
Enjoy losing part of your time just for a blowjob+facial or ass to mouth, depends on your likings.
Do you really is worth having f ucked your life UP for fucking sex? just buy a real doll, problem solved man.
And yes i'm fo real.
Be aware.

>>120739372
>>120739372

you're not losing money when you buy condoms, you recuperate the cost in sex

and most of the problems are avoidable if you use a condom

>>120736700
you seem upset
I recommend you to calm your nips

Here's a handy tip that worked for me.

Find yourself a total bro to speak for you and play wingman. In my case I found a lesbian. This works to an advantage, because women are the most irrational creatures on the planet. You NEED somebody who is somewhat guy-minded to translate for you.
Women are simply differently wired than us. Sex appeal isn't 100% physical to them. Confidence plays way more part than it really should.

>>120738364
>lol
oh boy who let the normalfags & underageb& in?

Because I'm a trap

>>120739516
>recuperate the cost in sex
>implying masturbating isn't more than valid , satisfing and awesome and most of all FREE
i don't even rage at you, you are e ridicolous slave of vagina-men.
I don't even want to call females "women" just cause it has men.
Do you understand i'm not paret of this society.ù
FUCK YOU FUCKING WHORE FAGGOT
DIE DUE DIE DIE bitch
DIE
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fducking whore

>>120739516

Bitches pay to have sex with you?

You are a real Alpha!

>>120740180
post contact info

>>120740210
Ok I thought your first post was copypasta, but that's hilarious.

>>120739591
>You NEED somebody who is somewhat guy-minded to translate for you.
Can you give us the highlights of what you've learned from her?

>>120739516
>you recuperate the cost in sex

Things like this are why women can get away with being manipulative cunts. Because as long as they spread their legs for you you forgive them.

My last girlfriend accused me of rape when I didn't want to buy her a car and I got jailed for 15 years so I don't think I want to have anything to do with women for the rest of my life.

I may be an ugly, useless piece of shit, but I've had my fair share of similarly ugly, useless women show interest in me. The problem is that I just can't deal with a girlfriend. I can't deal with the intimacy, I couldn't deal with the idea spending so much time wth her or pretending to be normal to appease her. It really would only be a matter of time before she sees through my disguise and realises that I am nowhere near the norm that is expected of me. There's also the constant worry that she'll dump me for some other dude because I'm not 'man enough', or tell her friends about my subpar penis, sexual inexperience and general weirdness while they all laugh and mock me behind my back.

I haven't got a girlfriend because the only woman that would ever tolerate the real me would likely be emotionally damaged or insane. I'm not sure if I want this, but even if I did, it's not like they're a diamond dozen or anything, they probably don't even go outside.

>>120740713

This tell us

>>120740380

I second this. Also, pictures. In fact, mainly just the pictures.

My teacher asked me out once I told her to go talk a wall since I don't date teachers since I want an edcation and shit I also hate bitches who wear glasses.

>>120741785
You are lie a lot.

Getting a girlfriend is the easiest thing in the world, even for you ugly motherfucker. The problem is getting one who's not a hambeast.

>>120741862
Shut up bitch I can take you with one hand tied .

>>120741785
>I also hate bitches who wear glasses.

yeah right get out nigger

>>120741932
>implying even hambeasts would date /v/

Face it. All women want and expect their ideal man. None of them ever lower their standards and anyone they do date/fuck is just temporary and they don't actually care about them/.

why would I want a girlfriend when I have a waifu?

>>120741481
This. Women can cry rape whenever they want, get away with it, and you're fucked for the rest of your life.

Because there's nothing special about it.
There nothing a bitch would give me that i do not already have, already got without her help.
There's a world outside the female cunt.
I feel great.

>>120742086
>never seen a neckbeard equivalent female before
Boy you don't get out much do you

Because she doesn't love me back.
There, I admitted it.
Are you happy now /v/?
ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!

>>120742245
No. And theoretically they wouldn't either.

Therefore they don't exist, and even if they did they're probably waiting for Edward Cullen to sweep them away or something.

>>120742086

When you get older, and the women around you get older, you'll see that they start to lower their standards to something more realistic. It may take them a while, but most women eventually grow out up.

>>120742319

>Gym Leader Jax

haha what a loser

>ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!

of course we are

Because I'm saving myself until age 30 so I can become a powerful wizard.

IO have high standards

I won't go out with anything less than a perfect 10/10

>>120742434
>implying I care about what you think of the trip I made on the 3rd dy of /vp/'s conception.

>>120742525
It's 40.

>be reasonably attractive
>great in bed
>smart

I can't small talk though. If I can get a woman to talk about sex I can get her turned on, proceed to sex, acquire girlfriend until small talk becomes an issue. If I can't get a woman to talk about sex, since I'm bad at small talk it is just awkward for both of us and she never knows how cool/nice/fun I am because the introductory phase fails miserably.

>>120742406
And that's even worse. They aren't "growing up" or lowering their standards because they're matured mentally, they're doing it because they're getting desperate for a stable source of income and the alphas they want to be with don't have it. Their looks are fading and they know if they don't hurry up and marry some sucker, no one will want them. Which is when they go after the beta faggots they've ignored their entire life, and those faggots are so happy to get attention that they willingly become a bank for the women who usually end up cheating on them.

>>120742564
Filtered, attention-whore scum.

Hey, wheres this music from?

Pretty cool.

>>120742564
>3rd dy of /vp/'s conception

So fufcking what?

>>120742146
This man here knows what's what.

>>120729317
Sauce?

>>120729317
She just broke up with someone and although she likes me I guess it isn't a good time? Fuck I don't know..

Falling in love fucking blows and costed me a phone last night.

Because I have a work, and I go to Med School and I have to play videogames.

I dont have time for womens.

Because I broke up with her about 6 or 7 months ago and I realized I'm looking for a girl who can impress me. I'm tired of being the dominant one, I want to be challenged.

I'm also currently fucking some chick who hated me in high school, but I sure as fuck don't want to date her.

>>120729783
I'll be your boyfriend.

:3

>>120742766

>costed

>your face when

Her pussy taste like birthday cake.

>>120742637

I'm great at small talk if I already know the girl is interested in me. Like, I can't even help how charming / manipulative I become. I end up sleeping with girls I don't even find attractive just because I flirt WAY too fucking much.

Problem be, I can't small talk my way into getting a girl to like me in the first place. Have to get lucky, I suppose.

>>120742757
>>120742146
Because it's a cartoon drawing that can offer you nothing.
It's not different from admiring some model you'll never speak to and collecting her photos and merchandise.

>>120729317
b-but I have

2 weeks now
Started Uni this year, guess I got lucky
she likes anal

any questions?

>>120742719
I used it as a timeframe marker. It was a while ago.
I only use the trip on /vp/ but forgot to take it off.

because I'm socially retarded

>>120742564
that was so long ago! you must be one of those old fags i always hear of!

>>120743214
Will you come kill me because I hate this gay Earth?

>>120732174
>he doesnt know that they send that to everyone after a few weeks