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    105 KB Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)14:57 No.118453467  
    Why wasn't Ulfric executed first at the beginning in Helgen?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)14:58 No.118453547
    because it's more fun to kill him yourself
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)14:59 No.118453595
    Because storyline.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:00 No.118453681
    Because PRISONER STEP FORWARD
    THEY'RE NOT ON THE LIST
    WHO ARE YOU?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:00 No.118453695
    Because they wanted him to see the damage he caused, the death of Innocent people that were caught up in the mess.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:00 No.118453701
    Why didn't Alduin just kill the draggonborn when he was resurrecting whatshisface

    Why didn't Alduin just hunt the draggonborn right off the bat instead of going around stirring shit up?

    Why didn't Alduin just wait another 80 years till the draggonborn was dead?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:00 No.118453705
    Because ongoing hoshtilities.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:01 No.118453747
    He wasn't supposed to be exucuted there at all, they were supposed to take him to cyrodil but they feared he would escape.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:03 No.118453948
    >>118453695
    >Because they wanted him to see the damage he caused, the death of Innocent people that were caught up in the mess.
    How does executing Storm cloak soldiers do that?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:03 No.118454002
    If mudcrabs are such filthy creatures, why has no one tried to exterminate them all?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:04 No.118454079
    so he could live long enough to check these dubs
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:05 No.118454238
    >>118453948
    They were going to execute you before him. Though they probably were going by a list or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:08 No.118454452
    >>118454238
    Then why isn't he Zulfric to make sure he is always last on the list?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:08 No.118454462
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    Because then alduin would have showed up earlier and the executions would have been even less effective
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:08 No.118454470
    >>118454002

    Because some are mighty allies of the Dovahkiin:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqaFGemOxW0
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:09 No.118454589
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    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:10 No.118454706
    >>118454238
    But according to the Imperials, you aren't innocent.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:10 No.118454708
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    >>118454470
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:11 No.118454811
    this
    damnable
    conflict
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:13 No.118454970
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    Damn mudcrabs
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:13 No.118455015
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    >>118454970
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:16 No.118455206
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    Ulfric was gagged in the begging so he wouldn't use Fus Roh Dah.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:18 No.118455386
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    >>118455206
    Oh shit. Didn't realize that.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:18 No.118455405
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    >>118454811

    >You know if you've got the aptitude, you should join the college of winterhold

    >mfw I'm already the arch-mage
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:19 No.118455506
    >>118455206

    >voice could tear apart a human
    >completely negated by a cloth rag
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:20 No.118455595
    >>118455506
    When you're gagged you can't speak dumb ass. That's why they gagged him. He can't shout or else he would puke.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:21 No.118455743
    >>118455206

    So basically he's Bethesda's version of Banshee
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:22 No.118455814
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    >>118455743
    Yup. I noticed the similarities when I first realized that.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:25 No.118456094
    >>118455743
    >>118455814
    You're both stupid
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:26 No.118456194
    >I had you figured for a magshe
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:26 No.118456198
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    Why didn't they give you the house in Whiterun for free? Afterall, you're the motherfucking dragonborn
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:33 No.118456817
    >>118456198

    Because the security in Whiterun is terrible
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:35 No.118457021
    >>118456817
    Captain Caius walks around Dragonsreach like a preening rooster

    That fucking voice actor.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:38 No.118457250
    >>118454470
    >gaming.reddit
    >> !AZULaFMcQ. 11/28/11(Mon)15:39 No.118457338
    >>118456198
    the Jarl has bills to pay
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:39 No.118457345
    >>118457021

    >one bad batch of mead
    >life in prison
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:40 No.118457453
    >>118457250
    Not him but I found this while looking for Skyrim videos, you guys sure love talking about Reddit.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:40 No.118457468
    how can you keep quicksilver (mercury) ore in your pocket without it melting?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:41 No.118457521
    >>118453467
    I used to be an faggot like you, until I took an arrow to the knee
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:42 No.118457651
    >>118457338
    >Fire Lo
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:42 No.118457666
    why does parthonax keep saying gay dragon shit, when right after he just has to translate it to you anyway

    i dont care what krosis means shut the fuck up
    >> Scott Pilgay !OuJ79Nx4Z. 11/28/11(Mon)15:42 No.118457667
    So apparently there's a way to trip out on Skooma.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:42 No.118457678
    What's the point of traps that don't even kill you?
    Seriously pisses me off when the dungeons are full of pressure plate and tripwire traps, but the traps are pointless as you can safely stand in the fire/arrows/spikes/axes without dying even at very low levels.
    Only dangerous traps are the spike walls at 100 hp.
    Once you get even a single level of hit points they are pretty much unable to kill you.

    Fucking hell, I hope a mod comes soon that makes all traps instant kills.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:43 No.118457746
    >>118457667
    Wait really?
    >> k 11/28/11(Mon)15:43 No.118457764
    >>118455206

    He mumbles something right before you first hear Alduin.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:43 No.118457770
    >>118453701
    Why are you putting two gs in dragon?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:44 No.118457827
    >>118457678
    yeah i wish there was more frustrating insta-kill bullshit too
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:44 No.118457834
    >>118457666
    I admit that was pretty damn annoying. He's still a bro, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:45 No.118457903
    >>118453701
    He's (ironically) an impatient cunt.
    >> !AZULaFMcQ. 11/28/11(Mon)15:45 No.118457962
    >>118457468
    Because there are lots of mercury compounds that are stable solids
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:45 No.118457976
    >>118457827
    Why have traps at all then?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:46 No.118458013
    >>118457678
    Put it on master, you pussy faggot.

    You'll die in one hit then.

    Also, there is a mod that makes traps do more damage on skyrimnexus right now.

    Why can no one search for shit on their own?

    Jesus christ fucking kids these days/
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:46 No.118458033
    Have you come to Dragonshreach to dishcush the ongoing hoshitilies...like the rest of the "great warriorsh"?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:46 No.118458057
    >>118457827
    This.
    >Oh shit, gotta heal up a bit.
    >LOL NOPE. INSTA-KILL ANIMATION FROM SOME FAGGOT.
    >> Scott Pilgay !OuJ79Nx4Z. 11/28/11(Mon)15:47 No.118458083
    >>118458013
    >Master difficulty
    >not just making things have a shit ton of health

    Yeah, nah,
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:47 No.118458093
    >>118457667

    I'M TIRED OF SEEING YOUR FAGGOT ASS TRIP AROUND /V/ GET THE FUCK OUT
    >> !AZULaFMcQ. 11/28/11(Mon)15:47 No.118458160
    >>118457976
    To annoy you and make you pay attention
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:48 No.118458236
    >>118455206
    That picture ruined my lunch.
    >> Scott Pilgay !OuJ79Nx4Z. 11/28/11(Mon)15:48 No.118458276
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    >> !AZULaFMcQ. 11/28/11(Mon)15:49 No.118458286
    Why is it that none of the Khajiits I see have moon sugar?
    WHY ARE THEY HOLDING OUT ON ME?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:49 No.118458319
    >>118458093
    What's a /V/?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:49 No.118458339
    >>118458286

    they've snorted it all alredy
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:49 No.118458353
    >>118458013
    >Put it on master, you pussy faggot.
    I would, but it inceases enemy HP as well.
    Bethesda is too stupid to put enemy hp and damage in different difficulty sliders.
    The mod on nexus only affects dart traps, so it's pretty much pointless.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:50 No.118458384
    Why did Alduin even save you?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:50 No.118458396
    >>118458319

    meant /ṽ/

    >mfw /ṽ/ is now the official fucking thing
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:52 No.118458593
    Guys

    I'm a level 37 Khajiit with high archery, sneak, pickpocket and light armor

    Would it be silly to start level up shield as well?
    First character I made reached level 20 and was using shield mainly which I kinda miss

    What's the highest level in Skyrim and how many perks can you get? I think I read somewhere about 70 points
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:52 No.118458632
    >>118458160
    Why would something that does no damage annoy me or make me pay attention?
    I would pay attention if they actually did some damage.
    Even the exploding gas in mines does barely any damage, I take out my torch whenever I see it.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:53 No.118458758
    >>118458593
    I am at 56 and still getting perks, so I guess you can get perks all they way to level 100 in everything (81 i heard)
    >> Scott Pilgay !OuJ79Nx4Z. 11/28/11(Mon)15:54 No.118458767
    >>118458593
    There's a softcap, 50.

    Once you hit that leveling becomes UNGODLY slow.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:54 No.118458770
    >>118454589
    I love that one.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:55 No.118458913
    >>118458767
    Everyone says this but I disagree... It became almost ungodly slow around 20 or so. I'm near 60 and it feels the same as it has been since 30.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:56 No.118459003
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    >>118457666
    >THEY SPEND THE ENTIRE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THE VOICE, THU'UMS AND THE DRAGON TONGUE IS TO DRAGONS
    >THEY SPEAK DRAGON AS EASILY AS BREATHING
    >IT'S A PART OF THEIR VERY SOULS
    >Hey why are you having trouble not speaking Dragon

    You fucking dick.
    He's doing his utmost to make you comfortable, even though one of his greatest desires is to have conversations in Dragon again. Fuck your selfish wants. All I wanted was to learn Dragon in full so I could have long winded debates with him about the nature of his philosophy.
    IN DRAGON.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:56 No.118459062
    So I'm considering making a new char.

    I have a light armor / 1h axe + shield / no magic I've been using but I've kinda gotten bored of it.

    Considering going 2h / archery / some kind of magic.

    Thoughts?
    He's only level 10 or so...
    >> Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy 11/28/11(Mon)15:59 No.118459268
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    Why does whatshisface imperial guy with the list even tell you to go with him?

    You're a prisoner and you could be a stormcloak for all he knows.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)15:59 No.118459337
    Usually high difficulty means :
    >More enemy pattern
    >High tier, more enemies
    >Less player resources
    In Bethesda game :
    >Enemy X = Base value * your level * difficulty level

    It's bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:01 No.118459457
    >>118459268
    A fucking dragon just appeared out of nowhere and started wrecking shit. If Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee were about to throw down and Cthulu appeared on the horizon, I'm sure they'd put their differences aside.
    >> Scott Pilgay !OuJ79Nx4Z. 11/28/11(Mon)16:01 No.118459542
    >>118459457
    >If Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee were about to throw down and Cthulu appeared on the horizon, I'm sure they'd put their differences aside.


    I like you.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:02 No.118459598
    >>118453467

    BECAUSE THEIR LIST WAS ALPHABETICAL
    >> Scott Pilgay !OuJ79Nx4Z. 11/28/11(Mon)16:04 No.118459787
    >>118459598
    >name yourself Zenon
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:04 No.118459829
    Only Skyrim review that wasn't paid:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjvA4aZS7rs
    >> Krosis !!RWRUJ/XheIz 11/28/11(Mon)16:05 No.118459878
    >>118459787

    But you're not on the list.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:05 No.118459890
    >>118459457
    You win my quote of the day award.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:06 No.118459979
    >>118459457
    I never thought I'd see the day when civil war generals and Cthulhu being in the same sentence would actually make sense.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:06 No.118459987
    My computer is around one year old, and Can You Run It claims I cant run Skyrim even on the low settings. Is it absolutely attrocious on PS3? I heard that the big save bug was fixed... Today I think?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:06 No.118460010
    >>118459457

    If you actually believe that then you don't know shit about Robert E. Lee.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:08 No.118460150
    >Marching through random town
    >Dragon lands
    >Watch guards take him out easily
    >Just stand there
    >Absorb Dragon Soul
    >Everybody is impressed
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:08 No.118460164
    >>118460010
    You obviously don't know that Lee went to the south only because he felt obligated to fight for his home state
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:08 No.118460214
    How can people like this gayass generic shit, im pissed at what bethesda did to the morrowind series
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:09 No.118460274
    >>118459987
    my computer is a year old and can run it on ultra fine

    a year old is the most useless qualification
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:09 No.118460313
    >>118460214
    3/10 for making me read
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:09 No.118460363
    >>118460164

    Robert E. Lee turned traitor because he hated freedom and loved the king of England. But Grant and Lincoln didn't negotiate with terrorists so they blew his ass up.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:10 No.118460411
    >>118460010
    Wow it's mister "I don't know shit about the people involved in history so I'll just assume that those on two sides of the war had to hate one another."
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:10 No.118460453
    >>118459987
    Why did you build a computer that is already useless in one year?
    I didn't even pay much for mine FIVE YEARS AGO and it works fine playing most modern games on high. (not ultra any more though...)
    Did you just not make it with video games in mind?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:11 No.118460550
    why does alduin save you in the beggining of the game?

    or why does he saves ulfric if thats not the case
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:12 No.118460609
    >>118460274
    Well, more particularily, its about ram of my video card;
    Required 512 MB, You Have 457.3 MB.
    All other specs give green, only ram is failing.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:12 No.118460698
    >>118460214
    >How can people like this gayass generic shit, im pissed at what bethesda did to the morrowind series
    I got a warm fuzzy feeling out of this troll.
    I know you were trying to make me mad, but reading that just made me smile.
    I hate skyrim too though.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:13 No.118460835
    >>118460453
    Didn't build, got as a gift. Premade machiBOOOO! BOOOO! BOOOO! BOOO! BOOO!
    The machine is running most games on high or medium ATLEAST, but Skyrim is on different grounds.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:13 No.118460857
    Copying this from another thread.

    Alright, I'm about to pick sides between stormcloaks and the empire. Which one dislikes the high elves most?

    And some reasoning/proof/backstory would be nice. I don't mind spoilers
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:14 No.118460972
    >>118460698
    i dont get it, how am i trolling?
    le morrowind series is my favourite series and im pissed at what bethesda did to it, how is this trolling?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:15 No.118460985
    >>118460609
    i'm pretty sure ram in video cards doesnt actually come in 457.3MB

    what video card do you have?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:16 No.118461153
    >>118460972
    please stop

    it's embarassing to watch you attempting to troll, i feel bad for, especially if you actually think you're making people mad
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:17 No.118461274
    >>118460985

    He doesn't have 457.3MB of VRAM. He has much less. The site is reading part of his regular RAM as shared RAM. Means his graphics card is total shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:19 No.118461411
    >>118460857
    Well, the empire is pussywhipped by the Thalmor and is forced to love High Elves or eat a fireball

    The Stormcloaks are all racists and make elves - I mean "filthy grayskins" - live in a ghetto
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:19 No.118461416
    >Capture the dragon for the main quest
    >Fucking mage faggot comes out
    >"Oh this is gonna be good"
    >IF YOU'VE GOT THE APTITUDE...
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:19 No.118461447
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    >>118455015
    >queue
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:20 No.118461506
    >>118460985
    >>118461274
    Its some in built bullshit, yes. The machine itself claims its this:
    http://www.nvidia.com/object/product_geforce_gtx_260_us.html
    But I have my doubts. I am total retard when it comes to computer parts.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:20 No.118461529
    They had no idea a dragon was going to interrupt the execution.

    If the imperials are anything like real Romans they would have wanted him to be last for a more ceremonious finish.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:21 No.118461619
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    >he thinksh he'sh a "great warrior"
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:22 No.118461723
    >>118461506

    Download speccy and run it to see what you really have. And for the record sometimes systemrequirementswhatever is wrong.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:22 No.118461724
    >>118455595

    Puke Ro DAH!
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:22 No.118461785
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    >I am destined to destroy dragons
    >Dragon saves my life
    >Mfw
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:23 No.118461900
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    Oh god I encountered this abandoned house in Markrath and after starting the quest shit's going nuts
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:24 No.118461995
    >>118461900
    Oh that quest
    It's Molag Baal, chill the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:24 No.118462070
    >Receive the Blessing of Dibella
    >"I think you'll find it makes men more...pliable"
    >Do 10% more damage to the opposite sex
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:26 No.118462272
    >>118458353
    THEN DONT PUT ANY POINTS INTO FUCKING HEALTH

    HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I PLAY ON ADEPT WITH LIGHT ARMOR WITHOUT PUTTING ANYTHING INTO HEALTH WHILE PLAYING A FUCKING MELEE FIGHTER AND ITS AN ACTUAL FUCKING CHALLENGE

    THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX FOR ONCE I MAD
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:26 No.118462278
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    >Hanging out in Morthal
    >One of the guards tells me to "Watch the skies, traveler"
    >Instantly think of this
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:27 No.118462363
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    >>118461619
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:28 No.118462444
    >>118462363
    >>118461619
    Fuck Farengar
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:28 No.118462445
    >>118461723
    Done, and even Speccy claims it to be that one... The fuck. Seriously.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:29 No.118462560
    >>118458384
    he didn't, he was just going around being a dick and burning shit

    i'm sure if he knew who you were he would have come over and raped your shit, but that wouldn't fit in with the prophecy now would it?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:30 No.118462622
    >Dirge: "I don't care if you're friends with the Guild Master, cause any trouble and I'll bash in your skull."
    >I am the Guild Master
    Jesus, no wonder this place was in ruin when I got here.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:30 No.118462673
    >>118453467
    Because they execute in alphabetical order, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:30 No.118462711
    where can i find CURVED swords?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:31 No.118462781
    >>118462445
    GTX 260 is good enough for Skyrim for sure, unless it's some 256mb VRAM version.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:31 No.118462810
    >>118462673
    >oh look here is the leader of the rebellion
    >Let's execute him last
    QUALITY EMPIRE MANAGEMENT
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:32 No.118462920
    >>118462711
    From Alik'r warriors.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:33 No.118462948
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    What should I mainhand /v/?

    This or... [picture incoming]
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:33 No.118462989
    >>118462781
    If my limited computer knowledge understands, its... 1792MB one. I guess. I woudnt count on it.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:33 No.118462991
    >>118462810
    they got their ass kicked by a bunch of pussy ass elves, what do you expect?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:33 No.118462999
    >>118462673
    But my characters name was Aaron A Aaronson.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:34 No.118463053
    >big reveal that the dragon fucking shit up is Alduin
    >I knew it was him since it said his fucking name when he spoke in the intro
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:34 No.118463076
    >>118462999
    Well the first guy was Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:34 No.118463083
    >>118462999
    YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST

    holy fuck you people are stupid
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:34 No.118463088
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    >>118462948
    this (plus elemental fury shout for ATATATATATATATATATATA)
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:34 No.118463097
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    >>118461995
    Well that makes me feel so much better
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:36 No.118463313
    >>118462999
    >>118463076
    they didn't know your name though.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:36 No.118463343
    >>118462999
    THAT GUY CUT IN FRONT OF YOU SO HE CAN GET IT OVER WITH FIRST

    YOU WOULDVE BEEN FIRST IF HE DIDNT
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:37 No.118463416
    >>118463343
    WHAT A FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:37 No.118463449
    >>118463343
    THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:38 No.118463466
    WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND A FLAWLESS RUBY
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:38 No.118463522
    >>118463466
    UNDERGROUND
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:39 No.118463561
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    1.2 patch notes released

    Big surprise, it fixes NOTHING.

    LOL Bethesda
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:39 No.118463564
    >>118463466
    CHECK THAT DUDES PANTS

    DUDES OFTEN HAVE THEM IN THEIR PANTS
    I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THEY KEEP FLAWLESS RUBIES IN THEIR PANTS
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:39 No.118463569
    >>118463466
    fucking everywhere
    >why can't i hold all these gems
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:39 No.118463573
    why didn't some stormcloak rip that mouthpiece off ulfric with his teeth?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:39 No.118463613
    >>118463522
    I MINED EVERY LAST GEODE VEIN IN BLACKREACH AND I DIDN'T FIND A SINGLE ONE

    MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:39 No.118463625
    >>118463561
    Of course it doesn't fix shit. They leave that for the modders.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:39 No.118463626
    >>118463466
    Deer, bunnies, wolves, bears and saber cats.
    Urns, rarely some ore veins.
    Bethesda quality loot tables.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:40 No.118463722
    So has anyone found all 24 Unusual Gems yet?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:41 No.118463769
    >>118463722
    Nigga, what do you think?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:41 No.118463804
    because the thief stole the captains horse
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:41 No.118463830
    >>118463722
    Yup. You get a perk that lets you find LOADSA GEMS!
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:42 No.118463888
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    >>118463625

    DID YOU KNOW that the Creation Kid is being delayed because Microsoft doesn't want Bethesda to release it for the PC so soon?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:43 No.118463993
    >>118463888
    Gonna need a source on that but it sounds plausible.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:43 No.118464017
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    >>118463888
    No but it does make sense. Fucking microcock and their jew overlords.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:44 No.118464063
    I agree most shouts are useless but there ARE good and useful ones. Unrelenting, whirlwind sprint, and slow time pop into mind.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:45 No.118464144
    >Supposed to telling Whiterun that Riverwood is fucked.
    >Get distracted, complete Dark Brotherhood, Theive's Guild, etc.
    >Riverwood is fine
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:45 No.118464155
    >>118464063
    marked for death is good too, at least for archers
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:45 No.118464170
    >>118463561

    I remember the first major patch for Fallout 3.
    Fixed NOTHING
    Broke EVERYTHING
    unfortunately I ended up having to use it because FOSE didn't support unpatched FO3

    >>118463888
    Source? I've always wondered why Beth delays their creation kits, since it's literally the same fucking thing but with a few superficial tweaks.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:45 No.118464193
    >>118464063
    The fire shout is actually amazingly powerful if you happen to get it early.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:46 No.118464294
    >>118464193

    And it gets even more powerful the more you use it.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:47 No.118464394
    >>118463722
    >>118463722
    What do you even get when you find them all?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:48 No.118464475
    >>118464394
    A perk that you can't get otherwise.
    It makes you have a higher chance of finding gems in chests
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:49 No.118464557
    I want a mod that lets dragons use every shout in game.
    >a dragon using slow time. storm call, whirlwind sprint.
    ALL OF MY SEPTIMS
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:49 No.118464565
    >>118464063
    I fucking LOVE slow time. It's great for my mage against agile enemies (especially dragons) because you really get dicked over if you accidentally miss and waste a fuckton of magicka points. Let's me take my time.

    I'm not big into archery, but it'd be incredibly useful for that too.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:49 No.118464627
    >Throw Voice shout
    >Get all 3 words at once (what the fuck)
    >Sneak into a dungeon and use it
    >"Hey meathead!"
    >Everyone crowds around the opposite wall
    >Snipe everyone, clear the room in 10 seconds

    I love it.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:50 No.118464642
    >get level to mid 40s
    >Ultimate Potions
    >Ultimate Potions everywhere
    There will be a point where it will become impossible to kill me because I'll have like 50 of the damn things.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:50 No.118464661
    my PC runs skyrim just fine at low settings.

    2.4 Ghz dual core
    2gbs RAM
    1gb onboard RAM on the video card
    built it about 7 years ago, replaced the video card recently with a $75 one at best buy
    u mad?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:50 No.118464706
    >>118464475
    I recall the gems being a part of a helmet. Do you get the helmet?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:50 No.118464721
    >>118464557
    how would a 3rd party use slow time? That would just improve their accuracy, because others don't experience the time dilation.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:51 No.118464777
    >>118464706
    NOPE
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:51 No.118464849
    >>118464557
    A dragon using slow time would be the most terrifying thing ever. One moment you're preparing yourself as he's circling in the distance, the next he's breathing fire into your face two feet behind you.

    GOTYAY
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:52 No.118464854
    >>118464565

    Archery perk, when you zoom in slows time by 50%
    Blocking perk, Slows time when you're blocking during an enemies power swing

    the blocking one is actually really fun, as you can aaaaalmost get fully behind someone before time speeds back up again
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:52 No.118464869
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    >>118464777
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:53 No.118464982
    i was going to marry astrid
    but then
    you know
    the questline happened
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:53 No.118464994
    >>118464721
    They could circle you at a faster pace, biting your ass off or shoving fire up your rectum.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:53 No.118464995
    >>118453705
    lol'd
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:53 No.118465023
    >>118464642

    Then you encounter those Draugr Overlords that'll just fuck your shit up with Fus Ro Dah.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:53 No.118465060
    >>118464982
    She was already married you dumb fuck
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:54 No.118465091
    How do they even have a list of people they captured with names and everything ready in Helgen? How would they know exactly who was with Ulfric, down to the horsethief guy, and then get that information to Helgen before you arrived?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:54 No.118465114
    >>118464849
    Except not really. Slow time doesn't turn you into the flash; YOU SLOW DOWN WITH EVERYTHING ELSE. The dragon using slow time would be just as fast as normal; it'd just perceive time more slowly so it can take more accurate shots.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:54 No.118465131
    >>118464394
    http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:No_Stone_Unturned

    You get the "Prowler's Profit" perk, that boosts the drop rate for gems in containers.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:54 No.118465171
    >>118465060
    And her husband gets nailed to a tree
    IT'S MEANT TO BE
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:54 No.118465176
    >>118465091
    I dunno lol
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:55 No.118465221
    >>118453705
    THAT FUCKING GUY

    why does bethesda hire a voice actor with a fucking lisp?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:55 No.118465303
    >>118465091
    carrier pigeons
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:55 No.118465308
    >>118465091

    e-mail
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:56 No.118465322
    >>118465171
    no the mage get's nailed to the tree, her husband dies in combat. He was the werewolf
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:56 No.118465359
    >>118464994
    see
    >>118465114

    you're not faster during slow time, and neither would the dragon
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:58 No.118465619
    For the same reason he wasn't killed when they ambushed him, they didn't expect a freaking a dragon to show up and they wanted to rub his defeat in his face.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:59 No.118465633
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    >mfw i have no face
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:59 No.118465644
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    I want to vent about the FXAA injector mod (that now no longer injects fxaa, go figure)

    And yes I know I can just not use it, but

    every time I go anywhere looking at mods I have to scroll through "#1 mod FXAA INJECTOR MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK AMAZING HOLY SHIT EPIC TEN TIMES BETTER"

    All it fucking does is shit more color and contrast into things and crust up the edges with presharpening. It's like I'm swimming through psychedelic vomit when I have it on. And yes I dicked with the settings, the only difference was the extent to which it made everything look shitty.

    I can't believe so many people can be swindled into thinking the visuals have improved just by squeezing more saturation and technicolor into everything. It's really pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)16:59 No.118465698
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqaFGemOxW0
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:00 No.118465757
    >>118465644
    It is the Nexus, what do you expect?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:00 No.118465796
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    >>118465644
    >slight
    Yeah..

    This is a screenshot of mine (immersive environment) and I like it. Some hate the "blue tint" but I prefer it, it also increases the contrast slightly and makes the water look better and cold places look more.. cold.

    To each his own
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:00 No.118465831
    >>118465060
    Guys

    I'm gonna lay my bow aside and try some melee but dunno wether to go shield or dual wield

    executing enemies from behind is kinda bothersome because my follower keeps exposing me all the time. And Im not willing to ask him/her to stay behind at every encounter
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:01 No.118465874
    Am I the only one who keeps looking for star caps?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:01 No.118465917
    >>118465874
    yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:02 No.118465939
    >>118465644
    I suspect most people have not calibrated their monitor brightness, gamma and colour balance settings properly.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:02 No.118465966
    >>118465633

    Ah, Morokei used in conjunction with arch-mages robes...how I loathe thee.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:02 No.118465967
    >>118465796
    That shit looks gorgeous.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:03 No.118466035
    >>118465831
    Shield is best for mages if you take the resistance perk. But if you want to go fist of the north star on people, dual wield.

    Also, about the companions exposing you, just leave them behind. The only friend you need is your dagger... and their blood.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:03 No.118466049
    >>118453948
    >>118453467
    Because they wanted to demoralize Ulfric by showing him the deaths of all his men at the hands of the Imperial Legion.

    Their helpless, pathetic, arms bound deaths that weren't in glorious honorable combat.

    And then he'd join them.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:03 No.118466105
    Could anyone link to the patch for the Razor torrent? I've found several on TPB but none of them work.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:03 No.118466117
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    >>118465060
    >woman has a husband
    >You want to marry her
    >If only she didn't have a husband...
    >You are an ASSASSIN

    What would King David do?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:04 No.118466213
    >>118465633

    >Get mod to make all of that black
    >Reverse Pickpocket a rare ring onto a traveller
    >Start somewhere away from him
    >Travel Skyrim in search of this one man
    >You are now a ring wraith
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:04 No.118466226
    >>118466117
    King David was a fuckass and a piece of shet.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:04 No.118466253
    >>118466035
    >just leave them behind

    But they act as my personal royal thane junk carrier
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:05 No.118466281
    >>118465644
    >every time I go anywhere looking at mods I have to scroll through "#1 mod FXAA INJECTOR MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK AMAZING HOLY SHIT EPIC TEN TIMES BETTER"

    funny, all I have to scroll through is

    SLUTTY ARMOR PRETTY NORD FEMALE PRETTY NORD FEMALE KAWAII NORD FEMALE SLUTTY OBLIVION ARMOR CHEAT WEAPONS DA KILLAZ WEAPON PACK RETEXTURE BLACK & RED SATAN RULZ HAX WEAPONS
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:05 No.118466294
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    >>118465967
    Another Riften shot for you then

    Only on 2x AA here though
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:05 No.118466351
    >>118466049
    If they wanted to demoralize him they should have just gotten a Altmer to rape him and his followers.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:06 No.118466418
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLhdSoAWG58

    Paarthurnax is a bro, but what the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:06 No.118466450
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    >>118466213
    Imagine playing this multiplayer with 8 other guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:07 No.118466464
    >>118466351
    >Rape solves everything
    >/v/ in a nutshell
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:07 No.118466480
    >>118466253
    Enchanting and leveling stamina solves that problem. But you know... your dagger has been speaking to me lately. He's been very thirsty.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:07 No.118466502
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    Anyone else thinks this character looks somewhat like Khal Drogo?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:08 No.118466603
    >>118466213
    Nice.

    If only I had confidence that he wasn't going to despawn somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:08 No.118466636
    >>118453467
    My question is...How would Alduin benefit from the Stormcloak rebellion continuing? Sure, it's part of the prophecy...But why the fuck would Alduin care? Even if the Stormcloak/Empire war was over, the Stormcloaks/Empire would still have the Aldmeri dominion...And it's not like it would even matter. What would it matter if the Empire/Stormcloaks were unified? Alduin could still fuck all their shit up royally. The only one he has to fear is Dovakiin.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:09 No.118466676
    >>118466213
    You better make this fucking mod right now
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:09 No.118466712
    I'm about to do an Imperial playthrough, but I just can't get my mind around the Empire having torture chambers for rebels and trying to execute me even though I did nothing.

    Can someone ease my mind?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:11 No.118466918
    >>118466712
    They didn't really want to execute you because of a crime, they just assumed you were with Ulfric. You just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

    Also if the Nords actually take over Skyrim entirely other races will be treated like shit too (see the slums and shitty houses for other races in Winterhold iirc)
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:11 No.118466934
    >>118466712
    The Stormcloaks are borderline Nazis who force undesirables to live in a ghetto, and if they came to power they would probably build magical gas chambers
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:11 No.118466969
    >>118466450
    >>118466676
    I'd love that idea!

    Even more interesting if you'd be able to play the entire fellowship of the ring, each one select their character. Frodo, Gandalf, Legolas etc

    And the other team consists of 9 ringbearer on horses while the other team walks on foot
    And they have to get from one area to another in order to make things interesting
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:12 No.118467015
    if you're not playing in leather boots and fur armor that is really just the pelt loincloth, and gloves of the pugglist only, you fail at Skyrim.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:12 No.118467041
    >>118466712
    Just listen to Hadvar while you go through the beginning with him
    what he says will help you with your problem a lot
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:12 No.118467078
    >>118466969

    >I WANNA BE LEGOLAS
    > NO I WANNA BE LEGOLAS
    >FUCK YOU
    >NO FUCK YOU
    >devolve into gigantic clusterfuck while the Frodo simply just runs for it so they get a turn to be a ring wraith
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:13 No.118467111
    >>118466712
    Both sides are fucked up in their own ways
    >no matter which side you choose you're still a terrible person
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:13 No.118467118
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    I took this screenshot because I felt the moment in the game to be really atmospheric.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:13 No.118467126
    >>118466934
    Also, the imperials found you with the Stormcloak rebellion leader himself which one random commanding officer didnt like
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:13 No.118467168
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    >>118466934
    >accuses stormcloaks of being racists against dunmer
    >forgets all the n'wah bullshit
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:13 No.118467207
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    Why can you not side with the Thalmor?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:14 No.118467270
    >>118466969
    >Elder Scrolls game
    >multiplayer

    Not even with mods were that ever possible.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:15 No.118467344
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    >>118466294
    >>118466294
    Now see your stuff looks beautiful. Mine looks about the same, but I wonder, what kind of FPS are you getting in, say, Riften? I turned off Vsync and everything and I can get 60 in some areas and like 30 or less in cities, it's quite incredibly frustrating. What do you usually get, and did you do anything really special that wasn't just the FXAA injector?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:15 No.118467352
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    >>118457666
    Krosis means "Curses!"
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:15 No.118467398
    >>118467207
    You're the goddamn reincarnation of Talos, why side with the extremists who want to erase the memory of you?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:15 No.118467406
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    >>118467207

    This, I want to be a Thalmor sympathizer, but It seems the game hates that idea.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:16 No.118467420
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    Because I'm going to see if I can find something for these beorns.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:16 No.118467459
    >>118467168
    totally, anyone who's played morrowind knows the dunmer are racist bastards
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:16 No.118467518
    >>118466712
    Ulfric is worse, and the Thalmor, whose hands Ulfric is playing right into, is worse still. The Thalmor are basically SS who are out to secure the utter subjugation of everyone under the Master Race.

    Ulfric is similar, but it's Nord nationalism. The shit he pulled against the Forsworn is unforgivable.

    The Empire is just Rome. Yes, they were brutal to all who opposed them, but if you pay taxes and acknowledge the emperor, you can do what you want. They don't care about your religion, your business, your skin color. They just want order and stability.

    As for the torture - yes, that's horrible. But I doubt there's a faction in the game that doesn't do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:17 No.118467530
    >>118467420
    Ralof! you damned traitor! OUTTAMAWEH
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:17 No.118467565
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    Why can you not write your own books and place them in random peoples' bookshelves?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:17 No.118467575
    >>118467398

    Because, maybe, just maybe, you're playing an Altmer and you want to bring glory to your homeland and the Dominion.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:18 No.118467676
    >>118459268
    Because he's a nice guy at heart?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:18 No.118467707
    >>118466918
    >Implying that all the inferior non-Nord races aren't just lucky that the ubermensch Nords allow them to live in Skyrim at all.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:18 No.118467709
    >>118467406

    Why can't I have a dog that looks like this in the game?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:18 No.118467739
    >>118467352
    No.

    Krosis means "Sorrow".
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:18 No.118467740
    >>118467518
    >can do what you want
    >ban talos worship

    >average empire retard
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:19 No.118467779
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    >>118467575
    >implying Talos would reincarnate as an Altmer for any purpose other than destroying the Dominion from the inside
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:19 No.118467850
    Thanks for the info guys, about to start my Imperial playthrough. If I kill every Thalmor I see will that have any negative affect on my standing with the Empire?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:20 No.118467962
    If that first stormcloak guy didn't rush the executioners he would have survived (the execution, at least) because Alduin would have shown up in time.
    But that's what you get for being impatient.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:21 No.118468022
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    >Sure is a lot of companions!
    >Looking for female, non-Nord human

    >Eola
    >Ria
    >Illia
    >Dark brotherhood initiate?
    >thats it
    >out of 42 possible followers

    WHY
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:21 No.118468066
    >>118467740
    That's the Thalmor.

    What, you think the Empire actually WANTED to ban Talos worship? The Empire got their asses handed to them, and this was the price of a peace treaty.

    Not to mention the Thalmor patrols that are actually going around and rounding up Talos worshippers to torture and kill them.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:22 No.118468171
    >>118468022

    Sven is all you need.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:23 No.118468229
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    >>118466918

    The biggest joke is (at least to me), how Bethesda jumps into their own mouth with their writing.

    >be Argonian
    >Duuurrr, we saw him with the Stormcloaks, he must be a rebel

    I'M A LIZARD, DAMN YOU

    >Later that day
    >IF YOU KNOW ANY TRUE NORDS, TELL THEM GO TO WINDHELM
    >Go to Windhelm
    >Accepted as a Stormcloak
    >I'm still a Lizard
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:23 No.118468257
    >>118467850
    I've killed several Thalmor patrols because they attacked me after a conversation (If you keep talking they will end up attacking you no matter what you choose to say, what assholes). In response, I got some Thalmor assassins. No other effects so far, but I haven't played the main quest much.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:24 No.118468334
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    Why didn't Ulfric just shout his gag off?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:24 No.118468348
    >walking around Winterhold
    >Guard tells me "Watch the skies, traveler"
    >Know he's talking about dragons
    >Read jvk1166z.esp again anyway
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:24 No.118468390
    >>118466934
    And that's so much better than thalmor rule, right? The same thalmor that want to literally purge tamriel of all mankind.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:24 No.118468418
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    >random worthless bandits who attack you on sight shouting "Skyrim is for the Nords!"
    This is the average Stormcloak sympathizer.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:24 No.118468434
    >>118467739
    For me it meant "God fucking dammit" if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:25 No.118468456
    >Mage's College
    >Thieves Guild
    >Dark Brotherhood

    holy shit these questlines were fucking terrible compared to Oblivion's. The Companions questline was also shit, but so was the Fighter's Guild in Oblivion so whatever.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:25 No.118468469
    >>118468229
    The Stormcloaks will make a special exception for someone powerful - they don't have the luxury of kicking out people who can kick ass (yet). Just don't expect loyalty once the dust settles. They're racists AND hypocrites.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:25 No.118468526
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    >>118467344
    http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=823
    (you'll need FXAA Injector for it as explained)

    I also got http://www.skyrimnexus.com/modules/members/index.php?id=726673 the mods of this guy as I wait for the real good stuff to come out. They're all easy to uninstall anyhow
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:26 No.118468527
    >>118462278
    >>118468348
    >mah_nigga.bmp
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:26 No.118468570
    >>118461447
    >queue
    >implying it's supposed to be cue
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:27 No.118468657
    >>118468390
    Yeah, I'm sure that weakening the Empire will help you become less subjugated to the Thalmor.

    The only answer is to help the Empire keep the peace until they can effectively repel the Thalmor (human civilizations recover faster than elven ones).
    >> Varg Killed !Dio/NS6Fak 11/28/11(Mon)17:27 No.118468666
    guys
    is there a way to do the blades questline without killing paarthurnax
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:27 No.118468739
    >>118468469

    Yeah, sure, I would understand that if I was powerful, they would accept me.

    But I'm not, I'm a level 3 dick-ass thief that has nothing but tattered robes and I haven't played one quest of the main questline, so I can't shout.
    I'm just your average Argonian.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:28 No.118468775
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    >>118462278
    Okay, story behind this?
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:28 No.118468837
    >>118459268

    Hadvar knows you probably didn't do anything too bad since you weren't on the list. In fact, I think he was there when you pretty much got caught just trying to enter Skyrim via border crossing.

    He's a pretty level headed dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/28/11(Mon)17:28 No.118468853
    >>118468666
    The Paarthurnax quest isn't necessary, and after you complete it, all you get is some extra dialogue.



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