>german magazine

didn't read lol.

>whatevs

>>>/tumblr/

>>117564107
Better start learnin' bro

Hopefully he'll crash and burn with scrolls.

But all the english reviewers are giving it 9.5 and 10.

>>117564313
That's because they're paid

>not enough game in the game
Nothing truer can be said about minecraft
Such promise
Such wasted potential

>>117564364
>such wasted potential

It's got about as much potential as you are willingto put into it.

Minecraft isn't a game, it's a toy. Very, very entertaining toy.

American outlets really review on hype. That is why I always wanted them to go back and re-review games that they gave high scores to and see if they really do hold up to the score, a year or more down the line.

>>117564364
At least we still have mods. Once Notch releases the Mod API, I can see amazing things being done with Minecraft.

>>117564549
>Once Notch releases the Mod API

WATZ UP


ITS ME.....NÖTSCH

Let's sum up a couple of things shall we?
You still can't get apples nor cocoa beans.
You still can't get like 80% of the music records.
Everything about the game except for the most basic of things needs to be learned the brute force way (or internet).
The new goal of the game (kill the dragon) feels extremely tacked on and doesn't really add anything to the game.
The dragon has no sounds.
Wolves are only spawned when chunks generate, they despawn if you don't tame them after a while.
Multiplayer still has a fair bit of latency related issues.
Swamp transitions are the uggliest pieces of shit to grace your minecraft world.
You now need to grind to enchant your weapon.

I could go on and on and on.

of course us germans bash on notchcraft.
he's a jew.
geez you guys are slow on the uptake sometimes

>>117564520
scores are not meant to be timeless

they're meant to tell people if they should spend their money on a game when it comes out

do you really think websites care about a review a year later? That page probably got as much visits in the last 6 months as it did in the first month, why bother. Old game is old.

>Implying anyone can be fucked translating it

ITT: OP SCREAMS HEY GUYS LOOK GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME GUYS LOOK AT ME GUYS LOOK

>>117564549
Notch still likes the idea of him having a mod shop where he sells you the mods that he likes.

>>117564853
>angry fanboy tripfags start pouring in

I can feel the tears.

>>117564684
>But it's Alpha
wait
>But it's Beta
wait
>It'll get patched
or more likely
>Some modder will fix it

>haven't played it since 1.8
>NPCs still don't react to anything
>experience still does nothing
so what's the point of having that shit?

>>117565098
Building hype for people to buy the unfinished version. Delivering later is not required at this point. Notch perfectly understood how the game industry works now.

>Introduce tons of new bugs, don't fix old ones
>New features are useless or not even half finished
>Change version number to 1.0LOLFINAL
>Charge 30$ for it

>>117565030
It's like playing a bethseda game.

>>117565008
>Don't like game
>Call people who do fanboys

Cry some more, boyo.

>Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Review
>91
...
Nothing to see there, carry on.

>>117565098
It costs 30$ now.

so why do we cut this guy slack and suck his dick while we kill every other developer?

>>117565278
but MW is actually fun

>>117565259
Wait, he charges 30$ for this now? Hahahahaohwow, one can enjoy minecraft I suppose, I did to some extent, but it's not worth 30 bucks by a longshot.

>>117565276
>Tears dropping tripfags face
>Blurring his sight so much he thinks it's the other people who are crying

>Banning the Yogscast from doing anything in the future officially with Minecraft

Oh wow Notch, way to lose ALL of your fans.

>>117564107

>>117565276
yes...that's how it works.
why should i call somebody a fanboy when he hates the game?

>>117565098
at first I thought "he'll add that in later" but then I realised this is 1.0. It would be like a big name dev releasing a RPG with no NPC interactivity and ex means shit

aka Dragon Age 2

>>117565370
>banning the yogscast
Wait what. Has he done this?

>>117565298
We dont, it's why Notch stopped coming to /v/ and went to other shitholes like reddit.

>>117565430

Yes. In the Minecon or whatever, where thousands of autistic children assembled in Vegas, they dropped the F bomb during one of their casts and he got super ass ravaged and said he was banning them indirectly from any future events.

As he made a fapping joke on his tumblr like a week earlier.

>>117565521
>they dropped the F bomb
Why say it like a faggot just because notch did?

>>117565521
Seriously? That's fucking hilarious.

>>117565388
Wait wut, he still hasn't done any of the NPC stuff yet!? I've sorta lost track of the game, haven't played in a long time. Booted it up a few months ago to see the new features then closed, so I'm aware it has towns, but he still didn't even do the NPCs before release?

>>117565359
>his

>>117565521
As if that would stop them, he probably doesn't even organize that shit.

>>117565521
Notch, turning power mad and hypocritical up to 11.

>>117565612
Nope. Braindead as ever.

It's like he hasn't even touched them.

I haven't played this game in a while, but hearing there's reviews sounds weird as fuck to me. I can't think what may have happened since I stopped playing that would make me say "it's ruined" or "Totally didn't expect that".

>>117564107
>>117564193
>didn't read lol.
It's Europe's biggest gaming magazine.

This is quite some news.

>>117565521
videolink? notch thinking people like minecraft because of his fat ass

Oh wtf theres a pube in my food

>>117564853
>tripfag
>calling others attention seeking

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS IRONY

>>117565705
Eat around the pube boy, it's just empty carbs.

>Skyrim out
>Zelda out
>Saints Row out
>Dark Souls out
Who the HELL is still playing Minecraft?

>2011
>People still defending notch
It's like they actually enjoy getting shit on.

>>117565687
> It's Europe's biggest gaming magazine.
This is what germans actually believe.

>>117564853
Dat autistic butthurd. It's delicious.

>>117565776
This. God i don't understand.

Minecraft is a good experience when you are in the mood, nothing funner then setting up a town with your friends and protecting it from creepers at night.

>>117564684

Go on then, faggot. Nobody is stopping you.

I still think that the majority of people here want minecraft to be a game notch never planned or wanted to make.

Posting my pirate-friendly Minecraft 1.0.0 server in a Majong hate thread.

IP: dynamic.uk.to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkpQN8JXY8g

What's the gay voiceacting thing? is it a player making a retarded voice or is it an NPC?

>Say the F-Bomb infront of Notch
>He hates you forever

Wow, what a pussy faggot.

Wait...he banned the yogcast because they said the word "fuck" ?

>Germans
>Unwarranted sense of self importance

:V

Vat a twist

>Haven't played Minecraft in months because of lack of content.
>Check if any updates have been released.
>1.8 was released 2 months ago.
Really Notch? That isn't how a beta works.

>>117565873
I think F-bomb = Faggot

In these times.

>>117565873
He's a jews and they don't do that

>>117565298
We don't. People bought the game because it was like £3? $5? Back in alpha (which was when most of the sales were I think. The game was never worth $30, and still isn't, but it was decent enough for £3 and at least had the potential back then to be good. It's made me take the legal speak of pre-order games more seriously now though (you are paying for the alpha with no guarantee of updates etc).

>>117565687
Gamestar? No. They're just one of the last that actually print magazines about PC games nowadays, but they're not 'the biggest', never been either.

>>117565777
>hurr durr nation xyz is stupid xDDD

Stop being so infantile.

>>117565922
Hey, he's working hard man.
I don't see you making a game bought by milions of players.

Notch hate general?
Notch hate general.

http://youtu.be/EXsTYhhw9SI

>>117565259
>$30
The fuck are you
>goes check
>$27
The fuck? Not like I was going to buy minecraft anyhow. It doesn't even look worth $10 to me. Yeah it's entertaining, but that wears off when you have other shit to do and you can't be collecting blocks to build for 25 hours a day.

>>117565840
Before he found out he was too stupid/lazy to actually do it, Notch said he was going to make something like Dwarf Fortress in 3D.

I think that's why he actually started selling it in alpha stage. He knew he couldn't finish the game, so he wanted to see hor far he can go with the junk he had.
Luckily for him, he now has enough money to hire other people to do his work who also won't finish the game because all the morons have already bought it so why bother

>>117566013
>implying notch is actually doing anything and it isn't jeb that does it all now.

Notch's tweets are about this:

>It was no fault of Mojang’s. They were told when they reserved the “XS” (bad pun shutter) night club at The Wynn Casino, that it was for the event attendees (21+) alone.
>Well that didn’t happen at all, Dead Mau5 attracted every type of club douche and douchette you could imagine. They probably outnumbered the MineCon crowd 5 to 1. The casino/club staff and security, apparently not knowing or caring about the exclusivity of the event, just lumped us (when I say us, I mean both attendees and exhibitors) in with the overwhelming number of Jersey Shore clones (and treated us as such, I was manhandled by a few bouncers for, well I’m not really sure. Standing?)
>To make things worse the place was several thousands over capacity. I waded through the dance floor to get to the other side and it was like a metal concert, I received a few blows to the head from stray elbows and such. One of my exhibitor friends was “kinda” puked on by a very drunk club regular. You couldn’t move, you couldn’t talk, you couldn’t get a drink in under 45 minutes from the bars unless you wanted to pay for $1,000 table service.
>It was an “eff this” situation in minutes, and apparently the awfulness even touched up the MineCon big wigs a bit. One of Mojang’s staff was tweeting that they roped off about half of their group when trying to get in, and they were not allowed to enter the club. During the discussion with the bouncers dozens of scantly clad women were ushered in while they, some of the very people who had reserved the club and booked Dead Mau5, were told the room was overcapacity and that they wouldn’t be allowed in until numbers dropped.
>In short, total failure by the Wynn Casino, and as Notch just recently tweeted: “We also learned who not to work with at Minecon. Shame.. :/” I can’t think he means anyone else other than them.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11/21/the-cult-of-minecraft-live/

>still giving a shit about this autistic piece of shit lego game

Why? WHY? ARE YOU RETARDED?

>>117565656
I think more 100 here if it's suppose to support his fat ass

>increasing the price after the hype dies
I don't get this. It should be the other way around.

30$ for a java game that is fun only modded ? People wake the fuck up.The thing that Minecraft is written in java drives me insane.Why not C ? There was one guy who started writing it in C++ .Minecraft plus plus is the name google it but he dropped his project.Java is a powerhouse but not for games .

>>117565521
Doubt it, Xephos even prevented Simon from swearign during the panel. And Notch is well aware they swear during the Youtube and podcasts.
Hell, Notch made ANOTHER masturbation joke during the pre-con interview with them.

I actually don't understand this at all... I'm not really a fanboy; but saying there's not enough "game" (whatever the fuck that means) in minecraft to review is... well, to be honest, I can't figure out an analogy stupid enough to match what they said. That actually gave me brain cancer.

I'm sure it's just because German reviewers have played too much Forklift Simulator 2011. They no longer know what a video game is.

>Still caring about Minecraft

It had it's time to shine back in alpha/start of beta. I honestly don't see why people still bloody play it.

>>117566054
>go to vegas for this kinds of thing
>get mad when this kind of thing happens
why are you so stupid, notch?

>>117566284
Autism, brah. They like to do repetitive things for a really long time.

>>117566058
I would buy a lego destruction game.
Someone needs to make this.

>>117566301
why are you so autist*
fix'd

>>117566054
Oh shit this is golden i'm pissing myself

>>117566193
o noes! why isnt it written in my autistic programming langauge of choice! stfu nerd. MILLIONS of people play this shitty game, what have you coded that more htan your cat has seen? faggot

>>117566424

>>117566424
but the fact is java is horrible for making games as opposed to C++

>>117566424
Java is a memory hog though.

>>117566424
>A game able to be ran on a toaster
>Can't run on a toaster
I'm going to go downlo- buy.. yes buy 16gb of ram now.

>>117566424
Yeah because performance and predictable memory (de)allocation patterns aren't desirable things for a game.

>>117566424
>i don't know what those people are talking about
>better call them faggots

>1 new feature from 1.9x to 1.0.0 final
>1213532 more bugs

>2011
>Not having given up on MineCraft

Daily reminder, /v/ this is the userbase

>>117566486
>>117566493
it obviously worked out, maybe notch prefers java over whatever shit you think is optimal? fucking autists.

>>117566301

There are plenty of events (in vegas) that have smaller, niche crowds that don't have this shit happen. Honestly, it's a little bit of a fuck up on both sides. Notch should have known Deadmau5 would draw those kinds of people, if he wasn't a fucking autist, and could have asked WAY BEFORE the event if the dance could be exclusive to the convention crowd. On the other hand, the casino staff isn't going to be getting his (and everyone who stayed there) money next year, which is pretty shitty business etiquette. It shouldn't be hard to know that nerds don't want to dance with normal people.

>>117566282
>hurrdurr dem germins playin forklift sumulitor all dayz amirite guizexdxd

They're right tho. There's not much more to Minecraft than preparing for the actual game just to find out the actual game is FIND STRONGHOLD KILL THE DRAGON THE END.

>>117565521
>>117565521
>>117565521
>>117565521

Source on this?

>>117566424

>I'm very sorry about the behavior of the people we won't work with any more. Celebrity or not, you don't f-bomb kids.
You sure as hell did that with your shitty release of a game, fat man.

>yogscast
Hip and trendy morons with no idea how to edit a video. The video about the Stone Angels mod (my minecraft friend showed me) did not need to be 8 minutes of them giggling to each other and arbitrarily locking one in a hole in the floor.

I just played Minecraft a little just now to see how it looks. I haven't played it in so long.

Wow, it's so bloated now. It runs worse then it's ever ran and all this useless shit like experience points is just awful filler.

I still can't fucking believe that it's still popular enough to have a fucking con dedicated to it. I just can't.

>come on, the game is fun for a low price indie sandbox game
>19,99€
FUCK YOU

>>117566634
Or he just sucks and hasn't learned that java isn't optimal.
Also he was too much of an autist to actuall learn C

>>117566736
>they shouldn't be doing what people love about them
ok

>>117566736
i too hate doing arbitrary things in games. events should be linear with a clear reasoning for every action taken. (my minecraft friend agrees)

>>117565852
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkpQN8JXY8g

What the fuck am I watching

>>117566882
Yogscast.

how rich is notch?

>>117566849
Look, autist, locking it in the floor was pointless. He could just as well have prised up some wood and made a pickaxe then killed it. The point I'm making is not that it's arbitrary, but doesn't fit any game mechanic ever.

Not that minecraft has any game mechanics.

>>117566978
He has made more money from this autistic block building game then most people make in a good bunch of years with a dead end office job.

>>117566942

You think this is a joke, motherfucker?

Did someone say Notch and Minecraft?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Pxp1fIVRY

>>117566827
>if you have fans you are infallible and immune to criticism

That's not how it works. That just results in stagnation, ego issues and bad ideas.

>>117566978
Very

I think it's upwards of 200k a day
something like that

>>117566649

There's not a lot to many games out there, to be honest. Minecraft doesn't actually have an objective. You just dick around or whatever. It's honestly enough "game" to get reviewed (again, whatever the fuck that means), if games like FORKLIFT SIMULATOR2010 and TRAINS ERRYWHERE 2012 have enough "game" to get reviewed, then surely minecraft does as well?

To be honest, the statement is actually so stupid, that it can only be a deep-rooted jealously in the fact that germany can only make games like the Simulator series nowadays. I mean, minecraft has gone to shit, it's got a fuckton of bugs, never really gets updated, and the price is going up, but it is, to many, many people, more engaging than three quarters of the tripe that gets released today. Certainly more engaging than any simulator.

>>117566813
java has better graphics idiot

>>117567084

That music is actually pretty fitting.

>>117567033
So did the guy selling pet rocks.

>>117567138
>upward of 200k a day

but how, fuck... imagine that feeling when you are SET

>>117566997
For fuck's sake, why are you so serious about yogscast? Simon's gimmick is that he's "dumb" and silly, Xephos is the "smart" one.
And that's it. It always has been.

>>117567129
yes but what the guy said is what they do
have you guys even watched more than 1 episode

>>117567160
>minecraft
>good graphics
for graphics such as minecraft c++ would work well

>>117566978
He's probably rich as fuck, considering that he stole a fuckload of money from kid's mother's credit cards that the kids stole.

>That feel when you bought the game years ago for only 5 euro.

>That feel when you've probably spend over 100 hours playing it with friends.

Not 100 hour straight though, mostly just 5 hours a month when i'm terribly bored.

>>117567157
>i can only harp on simulators all day

they're despised by the german gaming community
you'll find no gaming magazine that'll review it.

face it, minecraft is not actually a game, more than half of it is missing and all you do is play with your legos.

now fuck off, türke

It is kind of shameless, though. He keeps releasing the game on as many platforms as possible, but he still doesn't actually finish it.

>>117566978
Well let's see.. 4,128,214 sold. We'll just assume every copy was for $10 each to make up for the low price at the start and $30 now.

>~40million dollars
You can see why he started his shitty company. Because he can. If it was me man I would just close up shop and live the life.

>>117567303
>not a game
The ending might be shitty, but it's still and ending. If there's an end, there's an objective. If there's an objective then it's a game.

>>117567291
P.S i still dont think it's worth 20 euro now though, price should of stayed the same when you compare Minecraft with for example magicka or Mount & blade.

>>117567392
>40 million
Not true. Swedish taxes are high as fuck.

Am I the only one strangely amused that the team responsible for the 360 version managed to rewrite minecraft entirely and add feature such as a tutorial in the same time notch added npcs and dragons?

What's this shit about Notch raging at someone who sweared in front of him? How autist can you get.

>>117567138
>200k a day
>thats €73,000,000 a year
>seventy three million €
>he hasn't even sold 5 million copies of minecraft, most of his sales were at the €10 mark
>that would mean EVEN if there were 5 million sales at €10, he would have earnt €50mil before tax over the life of minecraft

4,128,214 people bought the game
In the last 24 hours, 62,820 people registered, and 9,033 people bought the game.
it is €19.95 euro a game
That is €180,208.35 on that day
He has not hit 200k and that rate isn't likely to go up, there are so many autists who are willing to buy the game
And of course there would be tax and business expenses as shitty and poorly managed his business is

He has probably squandered most of it on holidays and his parents

>>117567265
>Never knowing that feel

I hate Notch, but damn I'm jelly of him

>>117567392
>close up shop and live the life

I feel the same way, but it seems everyone who makes that kind of money just wants more.

>>117567157
Those games have reasons to do something, ie because it's a simulator. There's very little in the way of reasons in minecraft.

Compare with dwarf fortress (unfair, I know), there's reasons to make all the workshops and expand your fortress and craft and trade and form a militia etc. If you don't do it, bad things happen.

The only bad things in minecraft are random AI that aggro if you get too close. No organised threat, and quite simple to defeat. There's no reason to build anything bigger than an 8x8x8 soil cube with a door and some chests/smelters/benches. That's 90% of the content right there. Sure, a harry potter castle looks good, but it's not functional. You may even have fun building it, but that's playing with a toy, not playing a game.

I do like the terrain generator a lot, it's just a shame there's nothing to do inside it.

>>117567448
Alright well the game generated 40million us dollars with my shitty estimate. Either way even if it was half as much he still makes enough in a week to support an entire staff a year.

We should all gang up and take money from autistic children.

>>117567537
>€180,208.35
Pretty close to 200k, mon

Was a rough estimate
And the price will only go up
And more people will buy it

>>117567266
Right, forgive me for disliking a vapid series of 15 minute circlejerk videos watched by 200k minecraft cretins.

>>117567577
Well he is jewish. Also by living the life I mean you know still making games and what not if I knew how to program. Hell learn other languages and pick up other random shit along the way. Why not? It's not you have to worry about money.

>Gaben's life
Oh man. Work a boring job for Microsoft, start your own company, and become a billionaire.

>>117567157
>To be honest, the statement is actually so stupid, that it can only be a deep-rooted jealously in the fact that germany can only make games like the Simulator series nowadays.
First of all:
These games have more objectives than Minecraft do. You have an actual goal, even campaigns with various objectives.

Second: German games also include games like the Anno series, the Settler series, Crysis and many really great Adventure games (like Geheimakte: Tunguska, I don't know the English title, though) far better than most of their counterparts.

Holy shit, you simply don't know anything about videogames.

The Gamestar dudes are pretty chill.
Got their signatures at the games convention '06
They used to make parodies of the games they played and put them on the review DVD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj6pwzYsntI

>>117567688
you lose like 40% or 60% in taxes
it's not even close

I really don't get how this game became so popular.

I had no idea what I was doing until I had to read up on a bunch of shit on the wikipedia page.

Its not something I can really see so many people getting into easily, and I bet a lot of buyers remorse happened.

With that said, 30 dollars for this piece of shit now?
What a joke.

Wow did Notch really "ban" yogscast from any future "events" concerning anything he does?

REALLY?

The backlash of that should be awesome. The yogscast guys are a little weird but everyone is who plays minecraft, and they seem like genuinely nice guys and are funny. And they have a HUGE following because of Minecraft, but people have gotten way more entertainment from them, than from minecraft. Hell I don't even play this game and I watch some of their stuff.

Notch is probably gonna get some real hate for that. Regardless if yogscast makes a formal apology or not, which I'm sure they will do.

>>117567858
The simplicity of it.

>>117567688
That's still a thousand sales away from 200k
His game hasn't sold as much as it used to, it has already passed its peak rate of sales. It is selling now at a decreasing rate and if it were to get more popular, it would have increased greatly in sales over minecon. his final release is the last chance to greatly increase sales.

However, that hasn't taken into account merchandise like the foam axe, post its and magnets (€20, €10, €20 respectively). But you have to account for production, transportation, and storage costs and I believe they are a recent addition.

>>117567728
Why do you even watch it in the first place then?

>>117567858
Reddit/mac/hipster etc. community grabbed into it.

>>117567868
Wait, what did they do?

>>117567815
I can not into Sweden tax

Either way, he's still sitting on a massive pile of Jew gold

>>117567788
>lego land
thats all I got out of that video.

>>117567688
>>117567891
Forgot to add thats still all before taxes

>>117567907
You sure don't remember the golden age of minecraft and all the threads about it in here.

>>117567868
Nah.
They both make sure nobody hears it because they both would lose from it.
Easy

>>117567868
Really?
I'm sure those guys helped boost mincraft sales a quite a bit, what did they do to piss notch off?

>>117564684
>You still can't get apples nor cocoa beans.
Yes you can. They're rare loot in chests. Which isn't a problem itself, the real problem is that they're not good loot. They make shitty food besides the golden apple.
>You still can't get like 80% of the music records.
Pretty sure you can.
>Everything about the game except for the most basic of things needs to be learned the brute force way (or internet).
Nothing wrong with that. An in game tutorial would be ridiculously long and complicated.
>The new goal of the game (kill the dragon) feels extremely tacked on and doesn't really add anything to the game.
Sure it does. It adds a dragon. The real problem is that it's a one time challenge and then you're done with it forever.
>The dragon has no sounds.
Now that's a real problem.
>Wolves are only spawned when chunks generate, they despawn if you don't tame them after a while.
Don't think that's true anymore now that animals are persistent. Wolves are still far too rare and their AI is suicidally retarded.
>Multiplayer still has a fair bit of latency related issues.
Never had any problems on my server even using very limited RAM.
>Swamp transitions are the uggliest pieces of shit to grace your minecraft world.
Yes they should blend more.
>You now need to grind to enchant your weapon.
This I truly hate. Even with an XP grinder (pic related) it still is a pain in the ass.

>>117567956
Yes when the login screen had "straight from /v/"
I don't

>>117568012
>>117567995
They were not banned, it's just a stupid rumor.

>>117566284
>implying you cant do everything from alpha/beta in the 1.0.0 version

>>117567995
>>117568012
>>117567910

Read the thread. Something about them saying either faggot or fuck at minecon.

Notch is a moron.

Also, I'm sure yogscast wouldn't try to hide saying a word at all whatsoever. They are grown men and can do what they want. Notch is a fucking child imo.

http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/683030-minecraft-is-getting-too-hard/page__pid__8923888#entry892
3888

Jesus Christ

>>117567924
What a shitty episode
The BF2 one is the best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RVbIpmPUNI

>>117568143
>minecraftforum
stopped reading there

>>117568030
Bullshit. Not explaining mechanics is shitty development 101. How about progression? How about having crafting recipes that promote exploration or actual interaction with monsters? How about meaningful goals and pacing?

An ad at the bottom of the page says"The Elder Scrolls 5: Cataclysm - For Free games: Parents ...
A U.S. couple has a child after the hero of The Elder Scrolls 5:. named Swarm - and thus secured for life, free games from Bethesda"

I tried playing this around my friends once and felt embarrassed.

Never played it since.

Gay game with underage fanbase.

>>117568191
Good choice

>>117568192

It's a sandbox. I don't want or need progression or developer-defined goals. I set my own goals and pace.

This thing is so poorly coded its an abomination.

Theres no reason to be loading blocks I can't even see.

>$30 for an unfinished java game

OKAY HERE IS WHAT NOTCH WOULD HAVE EARNT ON AVERAGE IN TOTAL using guestimates

>starting selling minecraft cheap <€5, it is now about €20
>4,128,214 people bought the game
That's anywhere from €41,282,140 to €82,56,42,80

>Sweden has an average tax rate of 57.77%
>http://www.taxrates.cc/html/sweden-tax-rates.html
So that is anywhere from €23,848,692 to €47,697,385 total profit after tax
Then there are expenses for businesses, holidays, etc

We could assume the generous upper threshold if we want to take into account any profit he may have made from minecon and souvenirs, although we don't have results from that but I doubt they would exceed the upper guess limit
and 9,033 people bought the game.

>it is €19.95 euro a game
>That is €180,208.35 on that day
>at 57.77% tax
that is €104,106.36 a day he earns after tax, not including expenses. far from the 200k

>>117567084
Did you make the video? If yes link to song. I know its that hark hear the bells stuff but i want this specific version.

But this is pretty much an indie game...

I bought minecraft for pennies at least a year ago, while it was still in Alpha. I still have the world I made from back then. Free updates for life, but I'm still upset at where Minecraft is.

>>117568419
that lowest threshold uses an average price of €10 per minecraft game sold

>>117568419
>Sweden has an average tax rate of 57.77%

Holy flying fuck on a stick

>>117568339
Video Settings > Advanced OpenGL

>>117565777

well, the biggest european gaming magazin is "Computer Bild Spiele". No shit, it's released in Germany, Spain, and I think Italy (of course it has a different name in Spain and Italy).

Also: Gamestar is for faggots. I remember the Gothic 4: Arcania Review where they said, that Risen was a piece of shit and Gothic 4 will be way better than Risen. What the hell ...

>"...thanked the sponsors, gave away a huge fake check to Make A Wish, and brought a guy and his girlfriend up on stage for a proposal. She said yes."
>proposing at minecon

>>117568419

Minecraft sold 800,000 copies at 15 Euros. It sold the rest at 20 Euros. (According to Wikipedia article). You can make much better calculations based on that. But you're using the individual tax rate which doesn't apply because Mojang's profits taxed as corporate profits, different tax rate.

I remember when Minecraf was indev, it was so simple and fun back then. Now it's just a huge mess. What the fuck happened?

>>117568482
You jelly of their glorious socialist paradise?

>>117568625
I miss floating islands like a bitch.

>>117568684
Nah, too cold for me

>Spend hours on end trying to find anyone anywhere that has something negative to say about minecraft
>Finally find an article in an obscure german review site

IT'S OVER MOJANG IS FINISHED

>>117568625
Popularity. Once it became popular and known people demanded much more. Yet.. funny how that worked.

Does anyone have a link for Minecraft indev? Any version will do

>>117568625

What happened was people demanding more challenges. So Notch added a hunger bar forcing you to eat 40 loafs of bread each day, and a worthless dragon, etc. People who wanted a combat/survival challenge missed the point of Minecraft and ruined the game.

New features in Minecraft:

>Icon change of the last achievement, "The End."

GOTYAYEY

>>117565752
children apparently

>>117568482
>yfw they're on the top5 of happiest countries in the world

>>117565370
THANK FUCK! Unfunny brits (which is new to me) being unfunny

>>117569033
>yfw it's the second most coffee drinking country in the world