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    395 KB Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:07 No.116873875  
    >play Skyrim
    >can't sleep in people's beds
    >combat is mash LMB to win, hold LMB to win if you're a mage
    >every dungeon looks exactly the same
    >items are either worthless or crazy overpowered
    >"new" features like marriage behave like shitty mods, based around 1 NPC and a building
    >many features removed to make the game easier to understand for casuals
    >UI is fucking awful, with no way to change it
    Then I started playing Skyward Sword, and all those problems were just non-existent. Yet, /v/ is filled with Skyrim threads, and nothing about the GOTY, Skyward Sword. What's the matter /v/? Couldn't afford the 10 bux to get a motion plus?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:09 No.116874003
    >playing games for babbys
    lol
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:10 No.116874093
    >>116874003

    Yea, I don't get why people play Skyrim either.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:12 No.116874197
    But now Skyrim has less LEVEL SCALING. Having to waste 5 minutes to kill one enemy makes the game hardcore.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:13 No.116874232
    >Trying to persuade me to spend money on Nintendo products

    Get out of here viral marketer.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:13 No.116874243
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    >>116873875
    >motion plus

    same shit could be acomplished with an analog stick

    >HURR HURRHRR ATTACKS ASSIGNED TO THE ANALOG STICK SO MUCH INNOVATION THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:13 No.116874244
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    >>116874093

    I tried Skryim, it's fun to play when you got nothing to do during class (It college fag detected).

    Skyward is the true GOTY of the year imo.

    ISO, you are soon mine, prepare your usbloader gx
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:14 No.116874277
    >soundtrack already ripped
    MUST SAY NO TO THE TEMPTATION
    Only tracks I've listened to were those from the demo and I'll keep it that way until I have the game. In the meantime, MINI-BOSS THEME ON ENDLESS LOOP
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiYecdMH94w
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:14 No.116874293
    I'm not a Skyrim fan and most of your complains are legit - but how the hell is Zelda, the ONE GAME remade thirty fucking times over and over again, that much better?
    It's a lot more polished, sure. But content-wise, it's still the kiddie stuff it always way, and the gameplay offers little not nothing new or impressive.

    I never understood what people above age of 15 see in Zelda. It's like Disney movies - great for kids, but as you grow up, you start to see the seams.
    There are so many games that offer so much more than Zelda does in terms of content or atmosphere (Skyrim not being one of them) that do not get nearly as much prize as Zelda, often any prize at all, it just feels unfair.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:14 No.116874298
    >>116874243
    Then why hasn't anyone done it yet?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:15 No.116874362
    I never understood how people could tolerate the elder scrolls games.

    The combat is so click click click and unlike diablo it's without strategy.

    The awful animations just make it even more boring.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:16 No.116874374
    >>116873875

    >Zelda
    >Absolutely Stagnant franchise with nanoprogressive graphics.

    I stopped playing after Majoras Mask. By then I imaged they'd at least fucking add on to the game and make it more RPG, but nope. Same ol' same ol.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:16 No.116874378
    How does one get past the wiimotionplus screen in dolphin?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:16 No.116874404
    is SS gonna be known as like GOTYAY from here on out? Like how TP was known as Eight-point-eight since like... forever. Also, swissmis'ters how's the game so far? NA here and I'm fucking jealous. (DLing tonight).
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:17 No.116874455
    >>116874293
    Zelda has it's formula down to perfection, and because less time is spent on bullshit like "updating the graphix" you get a 40-50 hour game without 70% of it being fetch quests. You're constantly going to new areas, or finding new massive areas hidden inside old areas. With Skyrim, every dungeon is copy-pasted, and there aren't many games that put such an emphasis on originality being released today.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:17 No.116874456
    >>116874362
    >The combat is so click click click

    But that's how all WRPGs play.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:17 No.116874471
    >>116873875
    Can I just bind the waggle motion controls to my 360 pad? I hated Mario Galaxy, but after I bound waggle to my A button, doing spin attacks and jump spins and activating launch stars became a lot more fun.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:18 No.116874487
    >>116874378
    impossibru currently. I have a feeling someone's about to devise a way around the motion+ very quickly because of this game.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:18 No.116874492
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    >>116874298
    the fuck you talking about?
    The first monster hunter had it, Too Human had it. I won't bother searching for more.

    Ofc both sucked because the gameplay was sluggish with that. Only simple enemy patterns and simple dodging mechanics can accomodate analog stick/motion plus attacks. That's why it works on zelda
    >inb4 a pile of fags say zelda has complex combat
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:18 No.116874515
    i'm seriously concidering buying myself a wii just to play zelda games
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:18 No.116874522
    >>116874456
    yeah but the other ones at least have some degree of strategy.

    Elder scrolls is complete derp.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:18 No.116874531
    >>116874378
    You buy a wii motion plus.

    >>116874404
    Not swiss, but I've been playing for about 3 hours and I've just beaten the first dungeon.

    >>116874471
    Lol, nope.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:19 No.116874549
    >>116874471

    No, because it's motion plus instead of just the regular wagglestick. You'll have to wait for the Dolphin devs to emulate motion plus.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:22 No.116874712
    >>116874362
    So people started liking the TES series with the original Arena or Daggerfall games, which were noted for their complexity and huge size. That was back in the times that thinking and learning were actually appreciated by many gamers.
    Most of us started with Morrowind, which offers one of the impressive and compelling gaming setting up till today. It really is AMAZING - the lore, the landscape, the art direction, the music, the atmosphere. The gameplay alone was mostly a mere tool to allow interactivity and immersion while exploring the world.
    Mediocre combat is a small price to pay for that.

    What I don't understand is the continued popularity with the next games - Oblivion and Fallout 3 (which, the way I see it, is more Oblivion spin-off than a Fallout game), becouse they had not offered what made Morr such a great game - the fascinating world.
    Seems to me people simply enjoy freedom - even if it is a freedom to do shitty stuff and explore shitty settings.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:23 No.116874795
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZyNkKC8GuA
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:24 No.116874803
    Copypasta from /tg/ because it's the most accurate description of Skyrim I've seen so far:

    >Skyrim

    Get this shit out of here. It's the worst of both worlds: it's neither got carefully crafted content nor does it have a GM to fill that vast, empty world with interesting stuff. It's a cancer on video gaming; the trumpeting of freedom as the ultimate factor in neglect of all else. Don't forget that it's a technical sham. Bethesda's games have been propped up by modders for years now. Somehow they've decided that this is an acceptable state of affairs, as have most people, who throw accolade after accolade at their empty worlds, cumbersome mechanics and clunky game engine.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:26 No.116874903
    Skyward Sword is fun once you get past the FUCKING SLOW AS SHIT START JESUS CHRIST I GET IT NINTENDO YOU DON'T NEED A THREE HOUR LONG TUTORIAL TO TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY

    First boss was great.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:26 No.116874929
    >>116874455
    So is the formula of Tetris or Pong!, but I stopped playing those a LONG time ago, becouse formula is just not enough to keep me interested. And I just don't see what makes Zelda so special content-wise.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:29 No.116875061
    GOTY is just a buzzword.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:29 No.116875087
    >>116874929
    nintendo games usually vary quite a bit in gameplay, its just cause the story and characters don't change (on the outside) people automatically think its the same game

    WW and OoT were completely different games
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:30 No.116875126
    >over 11 years old
    >playing nintendo games
    Stop being a disgrace to humankind
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:31 No.116875164
    >>116874903
    What? What did you consider the tutorial section, because I was out of Skyloft in an hour.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:31 No.116875167
    So CAN the game be played with a controller? Or do I have to go out and buy some Wii motes
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:31 No.116875178
    >>116874293
    >It's a lot more polished
    You answered your own question.
    Zelda games just feel like there's a lot more production value put into them. You certainly don't end up with a glitched unplayable mess.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:31 No.116875195
    >>116875167
    No, you need a wiimote and motion plus.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:32 No.116875224
    >>116875164
    The entire section leading up to the first dungeon.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:33 No.116875265
    >>116874531
    >>116874549
    That really sucks. Hopefully it won't take long before I am doing vertical strikes with Y and horizontal with A.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:33 No.116875269
    Son, I know you love your toys, but it's time to take your hobby to an adult level.

    Nintendo is up to age 12, then it is time to move on.

    You had to stop playing with Legos at some point, you should have put that console in the attic with it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:35 No.116875363
    I realize I won't be taken seriously, because we're not allowed to dislike Skyrim, but I was bored of it in an hour. It's just more of the same, and I'm tired of the formula. Maybe I'm just getting old, too.

    I wanted to like this game.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:35 No.116875376
    >>116875269
    and when you turn 20 you find out trying to be mature instead of being who you are is not a sign of adulthood
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:35 No.116875386
    >>116875167
    You have to have Wii motion plus.

    There's a limted edition bundle for SS that gives you a Wiimote with Motion+ built for an extra $20 .
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:35 No.116875389
    >>116874803
    i would have to agree with you/him/her
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:35 No.116875396
    >playing zelda instead of something for adults like CoD or BF3

    come on guys we all have to grow up sometime
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:36 No.116875421
    I had terminal cancer, aids, and in addition I was an amputee. Then I playet SS, and now I'm cured of all diseases and grew back my limbs.
    >> Delicious Flat Chest with Child Bearing Hips !Vw4k7Hu1wk 11/12/11(Sat)07:36 No.116875440
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    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:37 No.116875458
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    >/v/
    >spend money
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:37 No.116875459
    lul fags playin kids games on a kidde console....

    grow up and buy yourself an xbox 360 and get some grown up games like gears of war and skyrim
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:37 No.116875484
    >>116875421

    Did you have to hold the controller in your mouth?

    touching story
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:37 No.116875490
    >>116874003

    huehuehuehuehue.

    Wii games are for babbys non-stop kid. Have fun with your terrible graphics and empty world.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:37 No.116875514
    >>116875396
    >call of duty
    >adults
    So mindlessly killing people in a boring repetitive military simulation is 'mature gaming'?

    Laughable.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:38 No.116875530
    >>116875363
    Just wait a year when the 100+ mods needed to make playable are out.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:38 No.116875571
    LMAO who even owns a wii my friends litl bruther owns oen and hes seven
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:39 No.116875590
    >>116875061
    No it's not.
    It's shorthand for "Game bundled with all DLC."
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:39 No.116875604
    >>116875490
    >terrible graphics and empty world.
    Talking about Skyrim? I agree.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:39 No.116875616
    >>116875458
    Did you see the launch of DE:HR? Nope, I guess
    I'm going to assume that you weren't here for anything over two weeks ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:40 No.116875625
    >>116875126
    >over 11 years old
    >playing video games at all
    You're just as bad as they are.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:40 No.116875649
    >>116875396

    0/5.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:40 No.116875657
    >>116875604

    He clearly said wii though and you used that same joke earlier you fucking tryhard nerd.

    0/10.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:41 No.116875659
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    >Skyward Sword thread
    >more like a dolphin help / zomg torrent plz thread

    Every time.

    Yes, I mad.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:42 No.116875712
    >>116875616
    Yeah, most of /v/ pirated it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:42 No.116875741
    >>116875604

    >He thinks SS has good graphics
    >Implying I didn't also spend 7 hours in skyrim in one area doing random shit and a few mini misc quests

    Inb4 SS's graphics are supposed to be artsy
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:43 No.116875787
    Hahahah, that's a good one kiddo. Go back to playing with your shitty Wii and us grown ups will talk about an actual good game on /v/ (a site that isn't for underage people like yourself).
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:44 No.116875812
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    >ITT:
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:44 No.116875813
    >>116875659
    I'm surprised nobody is making caps locked, unmarked spoiler threads already.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:44 No.116875819
    >>116875712
    ...You don't even know any of the circumstances surrounding it. I'm going to address you as 'kiddie', because you've proven yourself to be as brash and stupidly head-strong as one. I don't even want to tell you how wrong your argument is, because it's just straight up retarded. Just know that you don't know that you're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:44 No.116875845
    >>116874492

    >The first monster hunter had it

    That isn't 1:1 tracking like the motion+ has. Monster Hunter's analog attacking was simple X attack = Press X direction on analog stick. It was eventually phased out by simply assigning the attacks to buttons.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:44 No.116875853
    >>116874244
    >GOTY of the year
    >Game of the Year of the year
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:45 No.116875907
    Mature gamers.
    Mature gamers everywhere.

    Oh well, at least nobody is screaming "weeaboo" just because the game is Japanese.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:47 No.116875968
    Floating forks: The Game vs 10.0 general?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:47 No.116875979
    >>116874244

    Okay, I lol'd.

    There is no way that shit will get GOTY.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:48 No.116876016
    >Wii MotionPlus
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    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:48 No.116876049
    >>116875907
    shut up weeaboo
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:49 No.116876095
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    What's with all the hate!?
    This game looks genuinely good!
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:50 No.116876125
    Fuck motion controls

    That is all
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:50 No.116876163
    http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-11-the-legend-of-zelda-skyward-sword-review

    10.0
    and since it's ninty you know it's not filled with game breaking bugs like bethesda crap
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:51 No.116876191
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    >>116873875

    >many features removed to make the game easier to understand for casuals
    >combat is mash LMB to win, hold LMB to win if you're a mage

    >Implying Zelda games are in any way, shape or form not "casual" or have complex combat
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:51 No.116876193
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    >>116876095
    It's made by Nintendo.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:51 No.116876200
    >>116875813
    The game hasn't been out long enough for anyone to have beaten it. This isn't Skyrim, where you can blitz through the main quest in 5 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:51 No.116876210
    >>116876095
    >Implying a video game could ever possibly be good.

    Wow, first case of buyer's remorse and the game isn't even out yet. A new record!
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:53 No.116876341
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    >>116876210
    I still like video games...
    I don't even know why I come here!
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:54 No.116876359
    >>116876163

    Definitely paid for.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:54 No.116876375
    >>116875813
    >Zelda spoilers

    ...Seriously? Goddamn MW3 has more story than any Zelda game.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:55 No.116876399
    So how far is everyone (all 5 of you with a motion plus)? Just about to enter the fire temple here.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:55 No.116876403
    man what will nintendo do when its fanbase grows up? I mean they are literally making zelda for 20 year olds now that used to play it when they were 5

    there are no modern kids playing zelda, they're all playing adult games like battlefield. So what happens when their fans finally get married, have children, move on from video games? Wonder if they have even thought about that.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:55 No.116876413
    >>116876200

    Um, nah. You can't actually. Suck a dick you fat neckbeard weeaboo.

    I can only just imagine the rolls of your fat slicing into your recliner chair as you dust off your wii controller with orange tainted fingers.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:55 No.116876436
    itt: nintenyearolds
    Have fun with your shitty kiddie game
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:56 No.116876484
    >>116876413
    But you can. 5 seconds in the console and you can speed along to the ending. If you're talking actual playtime, you'd get maybe 8 hours out of Skyrim. The "fun" is in doing endless fetch quests for every NPC.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:56 No.116876499
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    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:57 No.116876511
    >>116876359
    All reviews are very positive so far...
    >2011
    >Claims all reviews are paid for unless they're negative
    costanza.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:57 No.116876525
    >5th game in a series of RPGs
    >god knows what number in a serious of "action adventures" but is probably the first to put in a bunch of RPG traits

    I'm sure they're both excellent anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:57 No.116876552
    Features of Zelda games:
    >Shitty combat
    >Shitty "puzzles" that are retarded
    >No story or just so little story that it's like no story

    >Cool music

    Gee, I wonder why I'm not playing this right now...
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:58 No.116876578
    How do you get past the security eyeball in the first dungeon?

    Fucking stuck on this for 30 Minutes.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:58 No.116876579
    >>116876499
    >average butthurrrt weeaboo response
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:58 No.116876582
    i like how the only argument people here have is '' nintenyearolds '' i'm gonna enjoy the shit out of it.

    stay mad
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:58 No.116876584
    >>116876484

    Making up lies about good games because your game sucks general?

    Making up lies about good games because your game sucks general.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:59 No.116876668
    >>116876484

    8 hours? Nigger are fucking trolling?

    Just take your fat hands from the keyboard, now. Before you say something else ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)07:59 No.116876671
    >>116876582
    How about this? >>116876552
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    How was the combat shitty again?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:00 No.116876724
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    Somewhat unrelated, but does anyone have that pic of ALTTP Zelda with SS Zelda?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:01 No.116876768
    >>116876399
    Same here. Have to go take the GRE in a few (American grad school test) but will resume marathoning the game after lunch.

    I can see 1up/Giant Bomb's complaints after the two dowsing BanjoKazooie collectathons. Those were shit, even if they did have vaguely dungeon puzzle/navigation. We've basically been robbed of any real overworld because the surface is just a dungeon strung out over flat land, (that is, not open at all). If this is what they meant by breaking the formula, it's not nec. a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:02 No.116876790
    >>116876671

    played the boss fight at gamescom didnt feel bad at all heck enjoyed it, seems like the story is enough to i dont realy understand that ok they dont talk much but there is enough going on to make it a good enough story.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:02 No.116876792
    >>116876200
    >implying It wasn't released 11 days ago for Jtags.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:02 No.116876793
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    >play skyrim
    >shitty graphics
    >shitty controls
    >shitty combat
    >shitty dungeon/world design
    Then I started playing Skyward Sword and all the same problems where there as well
    SHIGERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WTF MAN?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:02 No.116876799
    >>116876341
    Then get out.
    We don't want you here, you fat virgin nerd.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:02 No.116876827
    >>116876793

    >Shitty graphics and world design

    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:03 No.116876836
    >>116876484
    8 hours?

    Hmm. I'm already on 16 and have done 2 of the main quests. I haven't done very many "fetch quests" at all either. And usually they all turn out interesting, like the one where it started out a fetch quest but I got turned into a werewolf and ravaged an entire village.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:03 No.116876849
    >>116876718

    I don't know... By being shallow as fuck?

    >>116876790
    >they dont talk much
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:03 No.116876871
    It's funny, because most people i know actually bought skyrim for xbox and are fucking casual as fuck faggots.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:03 No.116876889
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    >>116876799
    You're all so mean!
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:04 No.116876892
    >>116876849

    link being link and all?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:04 No.116876910
    >>116875659
    Why? That Nintendo is losing a few jewgolds? They've had the industry damn near by the balls this gen, and currently have more money than God. The ball was finally in their court again after all these years, and what did they do? Wii Faggotry, sending all their franchises except Mario and Zelda off to 3rd party code farms to get horrible spin-off/prequel games, and ports of games already owned several times over. Mere fucking crumbs from a very rich table.

    I will never again buy a Nintendo-published title, they're permanently on pirate-only status.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:05 No.116876941
    >>116876403
    You know, while part of me laughs at how stupid that is, another part of me knows this has some truth. The main reason being faggot ass parents who game. The amount of times I've heard from co-workers, who have kids, about how they let them play/buy them games like dead space, mw, halo and generally games not aimed at their age group is disturbing. Several of them actively refuse to purchase a wii on the simple grounds that _they_ have no interest in it or it's content, disregard the kids opinion and just keep filling their heads with adult games, that's the way to go.

    It's a sad state of affairs, but at least not every parent is a "hardcore" gamer bent on screwing over their child for their own selfish reasons.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:05 No.116876955
    How is the Dolphin compatibility with Skyward Sword?

    I'd like to play it, but there's no fucking way I'm going to play it on a Wii in 480p. This isn't 2001.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:05 No.116876960
    its true, the UI is complete garbage and the combat is boring as fuck
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:06 No.116877024
    >>116876910
    >horrible spin-off/prequel games
    >DKCR
    please kill yourself
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:07 No.116877049
    >>116876403
    If you're still playing Zelda at 20, it's safe to say that neither of those three things will ever happen to you.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:07 No.116877052
    Since when did Skyward Sword release? I didn't see it on Wiiso or torrents. LINKS!
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:07 No.116877063
    skyrim sword is shit op, go back to your wii shit
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:07 No.116877074
    I can't understand why there aren't more Skyward Sword threads. It's so fun.

    >Get to The Lumpy Pumpkin
    >Dat music
    >Dat hot pumpkin soup
    >Dat relaxing break before back to a boiling fucking volcano

    Also
    >Dat cortana (anyone else notice this about Fi? she's a fucking purple holographic computer or something. or at least I compute there is a 93% probability that she is)
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:08 No.116877080
    >>116876955
    >Implying the Wii is capable of graphics that good.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:08 No.116877082
    >>116876955
    You'll need to either wait for motion+ support in Dolphin or for someone to patch the game to work without it, kinda like the Phantom Hourglass d-pad hack. Don't expect the latter to show up too soon, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:08 No.116877092
    >>116876941
    I used to play MK3 and GTA 2 when I was a kid, I don't consider myself scrwed up. Keep crying Ninte ndrone (I also loved Mario 64 btw).
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:08 No.116877104
    >>116874362
    >Diablo
    >Strategy

    I tank through every encounter. No strategy required except click click click.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:08 No.116877107
    >>116876910

    I gotta agree with this man, except for the pirate part.

    I don't play their games period if I'm not gonna pay for them. I'm not gonna sink to Nintendo's level of greed.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:08 No.116877128
    >>116876960
    >its true, the UI is complete garbage
    If you mean the wiimote appearing in the screen, that can be completely removed
    >and the combat is boring as fuck
    kind of agree but combat was never a relevant component on any zelda, except for bosses which are still good
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:09 No.116877152
    >>116877074
    Maybe, but Cortana was never so C3PO SHIT GETS LOGICAL. Fi is also worse than I remember Navi ever being. Which is a shame, because Tatl was never really annoying, and was frequently helpful.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:09 No.116877167
    >>116877082

    Dolphin still doesn't support motion plus? That's a drag.

    Do they have an ETA on when they're going to be adding that?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:10 No.116877189
    >>116877092
    He's talking about today's children, who only play M-Rated games because they are M-Rated.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:10 No.116877213
    >>116876578
    Seriously? Stuck at the eyeball? Think of the eyeballs from Mario.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Still stuck? Point your sword at the eyeball. It will follow the tip. Now make circles with the sword to confuse the eye until it explodes. When there are groups of eyes make sure they are all open and looking at the sword before you start to spin it.
    >> Neku 11/12/11(Sat)08:13 No.116877313
    >>116876910
    Wait, the ball was only in their court again after the Wii became a success. And now they're trying to appeal to people who want good games like this since they have some security to do so.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:13 No.116877360
    >>116877152
    Yeah, I don't really like Fi at all. I think Zelda is meant to be the main 'character' that everyone remembers in this one like Midna was in the last one.

    Also, this game is much harder than old Zeldas. The first Girahim boss battle made me use every pot in the room for hearts - I have never previously needed to use a single pot for a heart in any Zelda boss battle. Beat Girahim with one and a half hearts left.

    Remember when Zelda bosses all took 3 - 6 hits to kill? Like the entire last decade? Well this fucker took more like 40-60.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:14 No.116877373
    >>116877313
    >Good
    >Zelda

    Though I agree it's old.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:15 No.116877411
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    >>116876724
    Anyone?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:15 No.116877449
    >>116877063
    Uh, Wiiso is one of the first to have it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:16 No.116877491
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    >>116873875
    >Couldn't afford the 10 bux to get a motion plus?

    motherfucking 30 where I'm at

    that's half of the motherfucking game itself, and they dont sell the bundles

    was gonna pirate anyway because whats the point of buying games, other gullible retards will do this for me

    don't care if i'm '''''''''ruining gaming'''''''''', we are all growing old and out of gaming anyway, might as well go down with a bang
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:17 No.116877568
    >>116877092
    I don't doubt you aren't screwed up (despite the need to call me a Nintendrone) but I'm also sure you played a good deal games directed towards children/younger audiences in your youth, no?
    I'm referring to the children growing up with nothing but adult games and in turn rejecting anything but.
    Sometime /v/ comes across like this, I can never tell if it's simply mass trolling or if they are genuinely disgusted with less mature games.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:18 No.116877633
    >>116877568
    Zelda is not "less mature". It's just bad.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:18 No.116877636
    >Skyrimjobfags getting mad

    With so many goddamn threads they make, I'm not surprised
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:20 No.116877736
    There's too much samefag in here. Please leave.

    I can't believe you two groups are mad at each other. Nintendosamefags, go jack off to sonic porn. Bethesdacunts, play your uguuu loli mods.
    The point is, this thread is stupid, as both games are of completely different purpose. I may think SS has a fucking retarded story, and you may think Skyrim's magic is for neckbearded fags.
    Just play the damn games, where the fuck are you supposed to get with this thread? It's pointless.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:20 No.116877758
    >>116874456

    dark messiah of might and magic.
    Boring story, boring character progression, boring RPG elemnts, but the best combat in years.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:23 No.116877886
    >>116877633
    I know that is simply an opinion of yours, but why would you go as far as to call it "bad"?
    There are considerably worse games out there than skyward, so why are you grouping it with them?
    >> Stupid pirate cunts Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:23 No.116877909
    I own Skyrim and in no way is it empy, or does it have bad graphics (PC player)
    Like Oblivion, the world is massive, so are graphics really that much of an issue?
    Most of you cunts play WOW and that has the worst graphics ever, yet literally millions of people play it...
    If you can't appreciate Oblivion or Skyrim, then you should just stick to CoD and the constant flow of FPS games that are ruining the market.
    Also, if you're sick of console ports, how about you buy your games every once in a while? Stupid fucks, no wonder they don't give a shit about PC anymore... So fucking dumb I can't even comprehend.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:24 No.116877951
    >>116877736
    We were like 5 minutes of reaching a unanimous agreement that myopinion is far better than youropinion and you had to come in and fuck everything up.

    Zeldafriend here who has never played a WRPG. When I finally get my PC, which ElderScrolls do I start with?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:24 No.116878012
    >>116877886
    That was one of the first games I borrowed from from the video store for my xbox 360. I played it for about 15 minutes, then put it back in the box and took it to the shop again... It was actually a joke. This was after playing Oblivion, so that was probably why it seemed so fucking inferior.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:25 No.116878016
    Why are these Zelda threads always terrible in the morning?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:25 No.116878030
    >>116873875
    >What's the matter /v/? Couldn't afford the 10 bux to get a motion plus?

    No asshat, it's not out yet. I have it preordered. Go fuck yourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:25 No.116878049
    >>116877909
    >oblivion and skyrim
    >somehow better than the wave of FPS shit
    And you're argument is that "people play WoW, so the game is fine"? Both WoW and skyrim are fucking terrible, Skyrim is a joke of an RPG with a tiny amount of actual content.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:25 No.116878058
    >call zelda a childrens game
    >the water temple is a hundred times more complex in terms of problem solving than anything in CoD or battlefield
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:26 No.116878097
    >>116877951
    If you don't mind reading and a very slow start, go morrowind.

    Otherwise go the console cop-out skyrim.

    Its fun but flawed, i feel I've become accustomed to bethesdas works now. Its kinda sad.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:26 No.116878105
    >>116874293
    >>116874293
    >It's like Disney movies - great for kids, but as you grow up, you start to see the seams.

    So this isnt still fan fucking tastic spine tingling cineman moment?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:26 No.116878134
    >>116873875
    The Wii is a fun system, but I wouldn't want to own one.
    The point in gaming is to relax, right? But when you actually have to pay attention and move the Wiimote, it's not relaxing. It's annoying.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:27 No.116878154
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    >>116878030
    >not out yet
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:27 No.116878158
    >>116877951

    Start with Oblivion. It's entry-level TES.

    Then try Morrowind.

    Then try Arena and Daggerfall (both are now free).

    Then try Skyrim.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:27 No.116878169
    >>116878012
    Yeah, I remember trying out Zelda on the 360 too. Come back when you're old enough to formulate opinions on video games (i.e. You've played more than 5 of them).
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:27 No.116878174
    >>116877886
    I honestly find Zelda games bad. Not just overrate, really bad. I try to understand how people can like games I don't like, and I usually do, but not with Zelda.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:28 No.116878224
    >>116878030
    >not out yet
    So what's the OP screenshot from then? Because I'm pretty fucking sure the Wii doesn't output 1080p.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:28 No.116878235
    >>116878174
    >disliking something =/= bad
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:28 No.116878239
    >>116878154
    >Implying everyone pirates there games
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:29 No.116878251
    >>116878097
    I'm fine with that, I want the best of the genre. Tried it before, but it ran like shit even on lowest settings on my laptop. I know, Morrowind.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:29 No.116878266
    Oh for fuck's sake, this is why I hate nintendo fanboys. You spam the shit out of the front page with your "Let me compare an action-platformer to an open-world JRPG, seriously" bullshit. You do it because you're too buttfrustrated that more people enjoy games that aren't your favorite game and have the biggest fucking chip on your shoulder. Quit spamming /v/ with this shit, there is NO COMPARISON BETWEEN THE TWO GAMES. The ONLY similarity between the two is the concept of an over-world and the fact that both protagonists use swords.

    You fucking retard. 9/10, but not because I think either is a better game. Because I think you're a fucking idiot.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:29 No.116878286
    >>116878049
    If you had have actually read what I wrote, I said that millions of people play WOW despite it's horrible graphics. So complaining about Skyrim's graphics is just stupid..
    The graphics don't make the game, if the graphics are reasonable (which they are past in Skyrim), then you shouldn't be fucking complaining.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:30 No.116878307
    >>116878224
    Are you retarded? That's a leak. We haven't reached the release date yet, so most people who bought the game still can't play it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:30 No.116878333
    >>116878266
    Both games came out at the same time, and they're both RPGs and widely considered to be triple-A titles. Am I not allowed to compare the massive circlejerk over Skyrim to the huge lack of SS threads?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:31 No.116878349
    >>116878266
    >overworld
    I dunno about that with SS. It looks like they're trying to lock that down a bit, too. I know they don't want the big/dead/empty of WW and TP, but they may have run too far in the other direction.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:31 No.116878359
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    >It's like Disney movies - great for kids, but as you grow up, you start to see the seams.
    Fun fact: Beauty and the Beast was actually nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards back in the day.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:32 No.116878398
    >>116877909
    >most of you cunt play WoW

    Interesting, hwo do you know that?
    Stop assuming shit!
    I dont played skyrim because i regretted oblivion and bethesda didnt make a demo aviable (Just cause did an awesome demo and I bought it, Mount&Blade did a good demo but it wasnt my thing so i didnt buy it). Therefore I shall not buy this product, neither will i pirate it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:32 No.116878440
    Why is everyone complaining about Skyrim? I BOUGHT, that's right I bought it, the game for PC and it's the best game I've ever played!
    If you don't like open world games, then go play CoD.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:33 No.116878448
    >>116878174
    I see, well regardless, I respect your opinion even though I don't share your view.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:33 No.116878469
    >>116878349
    I think it works quite well. You have the WW ocean (Skylark) and a compressed world map with the same level of bullshit collectables in. I'm not a great fan of the whole "collect a bunch of objects to get in the dungeon", but it's not as bad as the triforce hunt.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:33 No.116878485
    >owning a wii
    >playing the wii

    1 game in 3 years and suddenly I'm supposed to believe it's GOTY?

    Also

    >implying zelda isn't the same formula all over again
    >get to dungeon
    >find dungeon weapon
    >use dungeon weapon on boss
    >implying

    Enjoy your babies first adventure game. I'll be in skyrim, hunting elk. Like a boss
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:34 No.116878523
    >>116878333
    Zelda has never been an RPG. There is no leveling/stats, and there is no dialogue choice to change world events. Either definition you like, it's not an RPG. SS borrows SOME elements, but sidequests and optional equips are not new to the series anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:34 No.116878533
    >>116878333

    >they're both RPGs

    No, they aren't. The Zelda series has never been an RPG, and you are an idiot for thinking so.

    It is an action-platformer. Think hard about this one. I know it's difficult when only meager portions of your brain are capable of functioning at any given time due to MASSIVE cranial trauma, but I really need you to do this for me.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:34 No.116878537
    >>116878485
    0/10 try and be more subtle next time
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:34 No.116878553
    >>116878266
    likewise, /v/ loves to shit on zelda or any nintendo games in general
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:35 No.116878561
    >>116878398
    It is an assumption, but it's true.
    WoW is filled with pathetic old men and that is what the majority of 4chan is.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:35 No.116878579
    We can't talk about it, because it's not out so we can't buy it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:35 No.116878590
    >>116878485
    What's different about skyrim?
    >find overpowered weapon
    >use overpowered weapon on every boss
    >exact same formula as oblivion, just with dragons instead of gates
    Also, anyone smart is playing the game on PC, where it looks better than Skyrim.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:36 No.116878633
    >>116878333
    >Zelda
    >RPG
    AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAH

    wait

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHGDHGUD
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:36 No.116878636
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    Bullshit.
    >look it up
    >You're right.
    >lost to Silence of the Lambs
    Well, shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:36 No.116878639
    >>116878469
    Except I've had to do it twice before the second dungeon. I'm a little worried.

    >>116878485
    Except that formula is broken if the first fucking dungeon.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:36 No.116878647
    >Top Comments
    >I'm almost 30 and played every major game franchise on every platform ever produced, be it PC, console or handheld.
    >Nothing can touch Nintendo especially Zelda.
    And for all you ignorant little brats who grew up with COD and the likes... I honestly pity you. >You've missed out on the most magical worlds that defined our childhoods and will forever remain in our hearts.
    >In YOUR LANGUAGE: Your faggot ass shooter games aren't even worthy of sucking Zelda's dick. Fags! :)
    >megatroll 1 week ago 95

    >Zelda's dick
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:36 No.116878651
    http://penny-arcade.com/patv/episode/graphics-vs.-aesthetics
    obligatory

    skyrim has more graphics than zelda
    zelda has more style than skyrim
    zelda has better aesthetics than skyrim
    FF8 has the best aesthetics of all time
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:37 No.116878678
    >>116878590
    That's true, it is pretty much the same thing over and over again. But it's a formula that works extremelly well. It's the same as CoD, the same thing over and over again but it's fun, so people will buy it.
    I own Skyrim on PC and it's the best game I've ever played, so I don't know why everyone's complaining about it...
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:37 No.116878679
    OP, you are a god damn casual, and is the cancer killing /v/
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:37 No.116878717
    >>116878553

    No, that's you victimizing yourself. /v/ loves to shit on everything. But instead of being a grown-up, you've decided to take this a step further and crap on everything that isn't Zelda, because "that'll show them".
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:37 No.116878726
    >>116878523
    >needing dialogue choices to change shit to be an RPG
    Also, you can upgrade weapons, using bugs, a form of EXP.

    If skyrim is considered an RPG with "increase health and choose a perk every level", SS might as well be one too.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:38 No.116878782
    >>116878359
    Big whoop, the Academy is a piece of shit. They wouldn't know a good movie if it sucked their dicks.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:39 No.116878797
    >>116878647

    >You've missed out on the most magical worlds that defined our childhoods and will forever remain in our hearts.

    Yeah, like Oblivion, and now Skyrim.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:39 No.116878817
    Tell me one bad thing about Skyrim and I will consider if it's bad enough to ruin the game.
    To me, it's the greatest game made so far. So good luck trying to taint my view of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:39 No.116878834
    >>116878678
    Then why are you complaining about Zelda being the same formula repeatedly, when that's what people fucking want? I really pity you if you find Skyrim to be the best game you've ever played.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:39 No.116878859
    You fags can argue all you want. I'll go play some SS right now. Afterwards I'll play some Dark Souls, Skyrim or Arkham City. They're all great games.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:40 No.116878894
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    >>116878782
    Now, I'd agree, but back then I could take them seriously.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:40 No.116878912
    >>116878834
    I never complained about Zelda, I've never played it.
    If it got a 10/10 then it's probably pretty damn good.
    Why is it bad to like Skyrim so much? What other game should I play instead?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:41 No.116878927
    well OP, this is the video i used when i hacked my wii, also have fun with skyward sword, been playing it. FUCKING GLORIOUS.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPETo4HRObU
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:41 No.116878964
    >>116878859
    That's exactly what I think, but some men just wanna watch the gaming world burn..
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:41 No.116878977
    I fucking knew it. This my friends is what the faggots who have been non-stop posting Skyrim hate threads for the last couple of months, like a fucking drone, enjoy, casual rehash games. God you suck OP.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:42 No.116879006
    >>116878651
    BUT NOOOO SKYRIM IS MORE REEL THAN ZELDA SO IT HAS BETTER GRAPHIUCS AND LOOK BETTER

    GOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTY
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:42 No.116879008
    Seriously with all the near perfect scores i see for skyrim i always hear the same complaints about the game. Everyone says that the combat isn't anything special, and its full of bugs. It seems that in terms of game play zelda and dark souls do a much better job at actually being a fun game to play.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:42 No.116879010
    >>116878817
    >5 year old graphics
    >no actual changes in format from it's predecessor
    >extremely dumbed down
    >made for consoles
    >UI is hideous, menus are utterly broken
    >riddled with bugs
    >you can walk up 85 degree walls, 90 degree on a horse
    90% of quests involve transporting an item to someone
    This is just of the top of my head.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:43 No.116879084
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    Heh...heh heh.

    Squidward sword...Heh.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:43 No.116879094
    Bunch of children in this thread. You don't have to pick sides, you know? You can play and enjoy both Skyrim and Skyward Sword. Heck, you can even just play one of them and not try to >imply the other is a piece of shit.

    They're both fun games for different reasons.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:44 No.116879116
    >>116879010
    Lol, I actually thought you were describing the new Zelda game from the look of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:44 No.116879130
    >>116879008
    DS and Zelda have the same problem in being too similar to their predecessors, but they had the added bonus of having actually good predecessors. Oblivion was fairly shitty, and if you build on a foundation of shit, your franchise will collapse.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:45 No.116879169
    >>116878726

    >a form of EXP.

    Or, a fucking collectable to get another power-up. This isn't stat-tracking, this is "grab the shinies and get a new toy". You don't "choose perks every level" in SS, you get all of the gadgets and then you win. There's one or two optional things to add to your character, much like in the other zelda games, but you don't progress through levels, you don't earn stats (besides "hearts", but bigger life bar =/= RPG element), you don't have any options for what weapon to use beyond "sword 1" and "sword 2", the in game economy has no barter and is inconsequential, as you can just get more of whatever you were going to buy from tall grass, the plot generally involves you just going through the main dungeons in sequence with a few side bits to explore...

    I could do this all night. There's no shame in being an action-platformer (and God knows the market needs more of them) but Zelda is NOT an RPG. It's never been one, it's never been marketed/described as one, and it will never be one.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:45 No.116879181
    >>116879094
    This, started today oh wait it's already tomorrow shit playing a few hours of SS and fucking loving the style and the story and the music.

    Then torrented Skyrim and am loving the fuck out of it too.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:45 No.116879218
    >>116879116
    Make a <insert random game here> thread and post that. I'm sure you'll be able to get quite a few replies. No seriously, do it, I'm sure the thread will be a success.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:46 No.116879249
    So how long until elder scrolls goes back to being disliked on /v/ again? Everyone seemed to think oblivion was shit without mods, have a ton of MW2 kiddies moved in since?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:46 No.116879284
    >>116879006

    There's a thread on the front page, right now, that says that "SS has better graphics than Skyrim".

    Your argument is invalid.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:47 No.116879298
    >>116879249
    It's still shit, but every new game gets new fans.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:48 No.116879373
    >>116879218
    It's sad really, because of people like OP, /v/ has become like that.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:49 No.116879412
    I seriously can't believe a thread making a comparison between Zelda and Elder Scrolls got this fucking long.

    It's like, every time I think you guys have gone as low as you idiots can possibly go, you keep digging further.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:51 No.116879572
    just mentioning over all this mature gaming thing:
    yes, i am older than 20 and i gonna get it for my wii because i play games to have fun and i don't have fun on virtually shooting, slaughtering people.
    Games are for making fantasy worlds come true not for imitating sad real world scenarios imo.

    just saying.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:54 No.116879713
    >>116879572
    >Games are for making fantasy worlds come true not for imitating sad real world scenarios imo.

    People can have fun doing both things. Hell, people watch horror movies and dramas. What's the problem?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:57 No.116879919
    No.
    I Left my wii at my parents house and will pick it up when I visit them for thanksgiving
    Game looks good.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)08:57 No.116879929
    >>116879713
    >comparing playing games with watching movies.
    what has todays gaming come to...?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:01 No.116880140
    >shit graphics
    >shit art style
    >shit, rehashed gameplay
    >made by nintendo
    10/10 GAME OF THE YEAR
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:02 No.116880238
    do you HAVE to buy the motion plus?

    is it worth it?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:03 No.116880297
    >>116880140
    >shit graphics/art style

    what the fuck is wrong with you? it has the prettiest graphics in a game, ever
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:03 No.116880314
    >>116876403
    31 year old here, married, no children yet, but still play games regularily, I play both Battlefield games and Zelda games, on 360 & Wii. I enjoy both. I have a full-time job, as does my wife (who, by the way, enjoys a variety of games across systems as well, from Left4Dead to Donkey Kong Country, gasp. I am a living breathing example of why your short-minded opinions and your very existence are the abnormalities, not mine.
    >> Neku 11/12/11(Sat)09:03 No.116880316
    >>116880238
    YES YOU HAVE TO BUY THE MOTION+

    IT IS WORTH IT
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:05 No.116880394
    >>116880297
    >blurry pixalated textures
    >trees are made of all of five polygons
    >AMAIZON, MIYOMOTO
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:06 No.116880440
    >>116880297
    116880394
    http://penny-arcade.com/patv/episode/graphics-vs.-aesthetics
    obligatory
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:07 No.116880536
    Few games can match Zelda when it comes to gameplay, content, variety, and the overall quality of the product. Most games tend to be either polished but short and linear or open but messy. Zelda gets more or less the best of both worlds.

    Sure, the formula isn't changing a lot, but so do most games for the past ten years, so...
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:07 No.116880543
    >>116873875
    >Every dungeon looks the same.

    I don't think you've actually played Skyrim, friend. But hey, okay.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:08 No.116880590
    You see no Skyward threads because everybody is busy playing it

    I got 20 hours in already and its only been leaked for about 25 hours.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:09 No.116880615
    >>116880394
    oh no the trees are flat nintendo is doomed long live skyrim game of the forever
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:09 No.116880647
    >>116880590
    >no life general
    god you people are filthy and sad
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:10 No.116880704
    >>116880647
    not sure if you know this but you're posting on /v/
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:10 No.116880730
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    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:10 No.116880735
    >>116880615
    >NO THE GRPFICS R GR8 UR DUMB
    >no they're not
    >DSNT MTTRT GRFICAX != EVRYTHING
    You sound mad, jimmy
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:11 No.116880764
    >>116880730
    >>116880730
    not gonna lie, this game looks like it was made in 2003
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:11 No.116880769
    Skyrim has giants and mammoths

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:12 No.116880830
    >>116880536
    Skyrim can, which you have been bashing for the last couple of months.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:16 No.116881087
    I played it for about an hour. The first 20 minutes are just a bunch of 6th graders trying to flirt. Then I got my sword and I have to say I'm not impressed. It's just 8 directions which could have been easily assigned to buttons (maybe not with the Wiimote). Except the diagonal slash there's nothing new here (I didn't play the games after Majora's Mask). Anyway there's 3 fucking cutscenes from where I exit a cave and rescue my fucking bird. Jesus Christ. And you can't even skip it. I just wanted to see how the motion control was. The delay was shorter than I thought but it's still there and still noticeable.

    To be fair Skyrim is probably even a worse game but Skyward Sword isn't good either. I just want a new game in the style of A Link to the Past and it looks like I'll never get it.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:17 No.116881149
    Man, I regret pirating Zelda SS. I thought Zelda games were suppose to be good and since never playing one, I thought I'll try it.

    Zelda SS is has such a shitty story, the motion controls for the sword is wonky and forces you to stand still to fight, the battles are just literally puzzles that gets boring once you solve how to beat them., Also, why the shit are there so much puzzles in the game, I thought Zelda was suppose to be an action-adventure game but where's the action and adventure?

    I expected the game to be good since it got 10/10 reviews but I honestly cant see why it deserves that score at all.

    Now I shall pirate Skyrim and see if it's as flawed as people say.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:17 No.116881171
    I can't even play the fucking game right now
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:18 No.116881226
    Because it's a good game. And anyone past the age of 18 who still plays Nintendo games honestly needs to rethink their life in most cases.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:18 No.116881228
    >>116881087
    Also there was a podcast on Gametrailers and they were talking about Zelda. Seems like you just have to land the first hit then you can waggle and beat most of the enemies. No precision or skill required. And seeing how their review isn't up yet I'm going to assume Nintendo paid them the least amount of money so they're being more sincere. And yes I've seen the youtube video of how retarded Gametrailers is but these guys are Zelda fans and are not terribly impressed by Skyward Sword. It'll still probably get a 9+ from them.
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:18 No.116881233
    >every dungeon looks the same

    have you even played the game?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:19 No.116881271
    Man, I bought Skyward Sword the other day. Despite having clocked 50 hours on Skyrim in the past 2 days because that's just how dedicated I am, and having no proof that I've even played Skyward Sword, I must say it's the worst thing ever.

    -1/10
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:19 No.116881284
    How do I make this shit look better on an HDTV?
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:20 No.116881328
    >>116880830
    >game's glitchy
    >character animations get wonky more often than they should
    >The interface isn't optimized for mouse and keyboard
    >DLC guaranteed to milk more cash outta idiots

    I like skyrim, but it's not as polished
    >> Anonymous 11/12/11(Sat)09:36 No.116882354
    Does anyone else playing it on the Wii on an HD t.v. have weird problems like all the textures looking like they are made of horizontal lines, it's subtle but really fucking annoying. Just looks very grainy, some of the objects off in the distance have a wierd halo effect around them also.



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