Battlefiled 3.

So I guess I just end up exactly where I am doing exactly what I'm doing right now which leads to an infinite, recursive chain of worlds each unaware of the others and proceeding normally but ultimately destined to differ drastically due to principles of uncertainty.

So nobody cares, but you just created an infinite number of universes and, by extension, an infinite amount of human suffering. You douchebag.

Starcraft 2.
So uh...I get to be a commander right? Not one of the grunts?
Right?
...Guys?

>>116096463

You're back on Earth living in a pretty damned decent futuristic society. There may come a day where the pissing match of the Xel'naga's bastard children will ruin your life, but statistically speaking you're pretty safe.

>>116096233

>sky sanctuary modern
>missile EGGROBOS

well... shit

>>116096554
Unless he has a criminal record...

>Mabinogi
Well in that case since I'm coming from another world I'm a milletian.
So I get greeted by this chick with giant tits and go off on my way with all the amazing beginner benefits introduced in G13.
Hell I'd probably go alchemist, that looks like it'd be a lot of fun in real life.
Death doesn't exist in Erinn, so I guess I win, huh?

League of Legends.
I think I'll be fine, just so long as it doesn't take me to the fields of justice or noxus.

dark souls. i would just cry for 10 seconds.

>>116096670

No, not all criminals were kicked off to bumfuck nowhere to play with the filthy xenos. It's like Space-Australia; they sent all the fucktards elsewhere, but it's expensive, time-consuming, energy-intensive and boring to keep doing that so after the first batch they just kinda said fuck it.

Ground Control

Well, fuck. Guess I'll just join the Dawnies.

Guess I'll be defending myself on Summoners Rift with a Taurus 44 mag and Viking short axe.

Come the fuck at me then, it's like fighting Gangplank and Olaf at the same time.

Battlefield 3

I grab a knife from the kitchen so I can kill myself as soon as possible.

But hey, it will probably crash before I enter the game world, and I'll be back here.

>>116096390

Oh -- and I guess 80,000 Parisians are dead. So that kinda sucks, I guess.

>>116096233

Fuck I just played Sanctum because it was free for the weekend and that shit was fucking hard. Grabbing my fucking harmonica to play some blues and then a pen and pad to write my will.

>dc universe online
I'm fine.

>Last game world: FotNS: Ken's Rage
>Doesn't matter what I can grab...

I was already fucked.

smt nocturne.
all i could grab is a knife, so i'll chill with the manikens.
they're total bros anyways

>>116096827 Ground Control

>>116096841
>magnum in one hand
>axe in other

Persona 3.
Alarm clock.
It's solid enough to crack a few Shadow's skulls, I'll be fine just until I find a chest containing 200 thousand yen and buy a real weapon.
While I'm at it I'll make Aigis my wifey.

>>116097037
>>116097037

Dude. That would be so cool.

Some knives and a Katana (don't judge me I was young)

Dark Souls.

Oh well I had a good life

>overlord

what i got :
>helmet
>M-81 US camo outfit

i'm going to serve my lord with my stealth

Fairfield, Pennsylvania. I'm fucked.

Takes:
>Pants
>Various Toys etc.

World:
>minecraft

Given that I am physically incabale ob punmching down a tree with my hands, I think I'm somewhat screwed. Unless I can find an NPC village to live in, but then I have to worry about Caveman-Squidwords not wanting to give me their food.

Last game played: Ying-Yang X-Change Alt.
Closest objects: Dragon dildos and several bottles of lube

Well, uh... I think I can live with that. If that game doesn't count, I could beat people to death with my dragon dildo in San Andreas.

>Kirby Return to Dreamland

I can bring the katana hanging on my wall. Although, I don't know how I'm going to get past some stages without the ability to fly. Woe is me.

The Binding of Isaac

All i can grab is a knife and a sword.

Good God I am fucked.

Binding of Isaac

Well fuck. I guess I'd take as many keys that I can find and my wallet. Also something for a weapon.

>League of Legends
>grab guitar
>be #1

koholint island


I would probably put shoes on, but I'm sure I can live without them.

Goddamn I can't even ride a horse. Nothing worth taking with this, game over man, game over.

Sonic
>bat
>medication
>jacket

I would stay away from the city because that shit gets destroyed constantly.

>dark souls
>OH FUCK
>run to get my replica Legend of Zelda Shield, Master Sword and katana
>grab shoes

welp, i'll be with the crestfallen warrior.

Mafia 1.

NYC in the 30s? Not bad at all. I'd just become a jazz musician and make lots of money.

So I'll be in the world of Custom robo?

Is this before or after the game's events? Because I don't want to be the only person knowing about the outside world.

I guess I'd be safe, though. I'd have to find the MC and get my parts back. All in ll, not too bad

Morrowind.
Medieval flail.
Yes I have a medieval flail in my room, not even kidding. Damn, this would be so fucking awesome...

A steak knife, 2 full sized Mag-lites, and a fork
I guess I would do OK
Dual wielding mag-lites like a boss with my steak knife as a backup weapon

>Borderlands

Well fuck...

>>116097854
Oh, and wind waker
So I could probably just chill in Windfall or something depending on where I'm dropped

Speed Highway in Generations.

I know that fucking blue asshole is going to fly in through the window of my 24th floor office riding a rocket, drop down, smash my computer, desk and all my equipment on his way through to the other side and run down the building, chased by about forty cop cars that destroy half the other offices in the building. He's done it to every other building in the city. And the commute to work is absolute hell. I've tried to raise the issue of the fucking loops and corkscrews in the road to my local MP but of course he's the fucking idiot that authorised them in the first place so it's not getting anywhere. Those things kill over 7,500 motorists a year. I wake up every morning dreading the day that my car runs out of fuel when I'm at the crest of a loop. It's fucking inhumane.

>Fallout 2

Bottle of water on my desk, I'm going to need that. Forget the computer, may as well grab the phone. Grab that bowl of fruit for the seeds if nothing else. Oh, and a towel!

Oh shit I forgot to put on shoessssssssss

>>116097827
Oh, right Items. Umm... A rubik's Cube to base my holosseum on, I could theoretically "grab" my PC.

>>116096233
>>116096390
>>116096463
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Blocks that matter.
All kinds of shit, but nothing would help me.

Fuck...

>Dead Space 2

Fucccckkkkk, ok, grab my Saiga rifle, .357 mag revolver, and my maglight and hope to find a windowless, ventless, locked room that's in Isaac's path and hope that I don't go insane by the time he finds me, although I'd probably get insta-raped as soon as I arrived

>Dark Souls

All I can grab is a bottle of vodka, a suit and a shitty wooden sword. I'm so fucked.

>>116098330
Think of it this way, if you're lucky, you're undead and you'll keep respawning at bonfires. You can take everything off enemies and what not.

>Long Cavern in Castlevania Order of Ecclessia
>Hardest enemies in the game live here
>Didn't have time to grab anything, empty soda can

This will either go incredibly poorly, or be the most badass thing I've ever seen.

>>116098422

He's not the chosen undead, though. If he dies he dies, and he'll eventually go hollow.

Dark souls universe, i will just hang with crestfallen talking about shit, maybe spend the next 100 years killing one undead, resting, going back, and eventually becoming level 700+ then just raping the game.

>>116098471
I'd take his suit.

>>116098471
being hollow = becoming insane. I think...not dying repeatedly

Played Oblivion. I'll grab my acoustic guitar and some books.
Not too bad! I'll be a bard and introduce all of Tamriel to awesome music.

Demon's Souls

I grab this big ass ornamental knife and a bottle of whisky.
Then I'd drink myself to death

>>116098659

Almost all the NPCs either die, in which case they die, or go hollow if they don't die.

>DCUO
>Currently half naked
>Why

>>116098659
You're statement is agreeing with his.

>>116096682
>Death doesn't exist in Erinn
Dohoho

Also, Lord of the rings online
Closest thing to me is my copy of the Brother Karamazov that i haven't bothered reading. I guess I'm fucked If I don't adapt, should go to the nearest Dorf camp and seek training there.

Worst comes to worst, I go out in a blaze of glory setting Rivendell on fire and taking as many elven scum as I can.

San Andreas. Bring lube and tissues... lube and tissues.
SPOILER ALERT!
there is no naked bodies under the clothes of npcs in gta

>Metro 2033

I grab my pistol, coat, and some rifle ammo I have (the actual rifles are in a safe, so I don't have time to get them).

I still fucked because I don't speak Russian and my ammo will be useless since it's .223 Remington

Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
I don't think there's any real point in grabbing anything, I'm fucked anyway.

Hyrule from Wind Waker. i take a kitchen knife for defense and go to Windfall/Dragon Roost/Outset to live a happy life

Killing Floor

I NEED TO FIND TEAMMATES RIGHT NOW

I can fend off Clots and possibly Gorefasts off with my bokken, but oh I am fucked when the bigger ones appear.
I have enough dosh, and I also spawn with a pistol, right?

Oblivion.

I'd rush to the medicine cupboard and take all the asthma medicine I can carry. Maybe I would last long enough to find a Mage from the College of Restoration before I run out. : (

>>116096827
>Ground
>Control
>Ground Control

Mass Effect 2

So I'm forced to live on the Normandy fighting geth and collectors with my laptop and iphone?

Sounds pretty fucking awesome!

>>116099676
>he thinks he'd be good enough to live on the normandy!
come on, you're centuries out of date. you might be help in archaeology or history but otherwise you'll be doing the menial jobs they won't even waste robots on.

Battlefield 3.

I grab a foresty-green blanket and hide in a bush hoping the enemies die before us.

I may or may not be fucked since I'm hiding.

I'm fucking dead, even my Zippo and 1911 won't save me.

Super Mario World.

Bowser aside, I'll be fine :3

>Anno 1701
THE BEER WAGON HAS ARRIVED IN YOUR COLONY

>>116099770
Stop crushing my dreams.

>Fallout: New Vegas
>one plastic bottle cap
Fuck this gay earth

A old sock, my smartphone and a little spoon.

Demon's souls, here I come.

>Warcraft 3
I'm fucked

Dead Space 2

Screw the zombies, how the fuck am I gonna survive with only one box of snus?