>rhyming games with games

>>115523956

>Average xbox user

>>115523956
welcome to the jungle, there's something in your anus.

>>115523956
>welcime

axl-rose-devours-another-microphone.jpg

>WELCIME

I TROLL YOU
YOU TROLL ME
STILL NO GAMES FOR THE PS3

>WELCIME
>rhyming games with games
>caps lock
>can't spell

Confirmed 360 fanboy.

Can you imagine him saying that?

"WE GOT FUN AND GAMES"

"PS3 HAS NO GAAAAAAAAAMES EXCEPT FOR HEAVY RAIN"

>>115524223
Oh god my sides.

Okay, I lol'd

>welcime

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

PS3 HAS NO GAMES

Would have been better.

It's also been done before.

You totally shit on it.

I'M PS3
I'VE GOT NO GAMES

>welcime

WELCOME TO PS3
WE HAVE [spoiler[NO FUN OR GAEMS[/spoiler]
WE HAVE ALL THE MOVIES YOU WANT
AND STOLEN IDENTITY NAMES

OP's such an unoriginal failure.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU"RE TOO LATE
THE PS3, HAS NO GAMES

>>115524417
I troll you
You troll me
Console ports for the PC
A red ring of death
And some waggling for the Wii
Still no gaems for PS3

in the town, where i was born
lived a man, with a ps3
and he told us of his life
with no games, and only movies

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
THE PS3 HAS NO GAEMS

PS3 HAS GAMES PIC RELATED FAGGOTS

Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata
PS3 has no gaems

HAS SOMEONE TAKEN YOUR GAMES?
THERE'S NONE, THE XBOX WON
YOU TRUST, YOU MUST, CONFESS

yesterday,
all my troubles seem so far away
and now it looks as if their here to stay
the ps3, has no games

>>115525079

nice shoop fag

>>115523956
oh god, my sides!

>>115525202

Ok..that's good.

I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT
ON A HORSE WITH NO GAMES

>>115525202

n-n-n-n-no games n-n-n-no games

Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
hakuna matata
PS3 has no games
It means just movies
For the rest of your days
It's our gaming free
Playstation Three
Hakuna Matata

>>115525202
SONY GAVE ME NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES TO PLAAAAYYYYY

THERE ARE NO GAMES LEFT IN PS3

CAN'T GET MY MIND OUT OF THOSE MEMORIES
NOW TIME TO TELL THEM, DON'T TAKE MY GAMESS
STILL MOVIES KEEP ON TURNING ME FROM THE GAMES THAT HURT MY SOUL
REMOVING DOUBLES FROM MY MIND

A console came across the sea
It brought no games and misery

It killed their sales it killed their creed
It took our money for it's own need

We fought it hard, we fought it well
Out in the stores, we gave it hell

But no games came for PS3
Oh it won't never be

>>115525648
PS3 PS3
PS3 DOESN'T HAVE ANY GAMES
YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY NO GAMES
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO GAMES
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO GAMES

AND I WANA KNOOOOW HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GAMES.... ON THE PS3?

hurr 2006 jokes so funnay xD xD epic win lulz

I've played movie on a console with no games

Sony Play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Station Tripple
Is the console yeah yeah
With no
GAAAMEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

Ain't no games for the PS threes,
Games don't grow on trees,

LET MAN'S PETTY CONSOLES TEAR THEMSELVES APART

YOUR HANDS UPON A SONY CONSOLE,
AND YOUR LOOKING FOR THE GAMES,

AND THE STOCK IN THE TOILET AND THE SILVER SPOON
CRYING FANBOYS AND THE MAN IN THE MOON
"WHEN YOU GETTING GAMES, SONY", I DON'T KNOW WHEN
BUT WE'LL PLAY TOGETHER THEN
YOU KNOW WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BngxKer9ROc
NO GAAAYEEEEEEEEAAAAMS, NO GAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEMS, Uh huh.

>>115526493
Sure is Synchtube

>>115525947
YOU'VE HEARD ME TELL THIS STORY
MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU SLEEP
THIS TIME LISTEN CAREFULLY

AND I WILL TELL YOU, ONCE AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I'M TELLING YOU
EVERY SINGLE WORD IS TRUE

YOU NEED TO KNOW
YOU HAVE NO GAMES

"DEAD AS DEAD CAN BE," THE DOCTOR TELLS ME, AND I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HIM, ABOUT MY PS3.

I don't know what you heard about me
but i dont wanna watch a movie in HD
I don't care about blu-ray compatability.
or your shitty ass network with no security.

>>115526852
Bitch, where's my skull?

>>115526743
WAKE UP
AND FACE ME
DON'T PLAY DEAD
CAUSE MAYBE
SOMEDAY
I WILL WALK AWAY
AND SAY
"YOU DISAPPOINT ME,
THE PS3 STILL HAS NO GAMES"

>>115526666
They've waited so long for this day,
Someone to take the games away,
No son would ever have to say,
"My father gamed into his grave."

YOU DOWN WITH PS3?

YEAH YOU KNOW ME

F-R-E-E that spells free
no games for the PS3

>>115527007
Give us the console!
Give us the gaems!

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART


AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

PS3

HAS NO GAMES

SMASHING THROUGH THE BOUNDARIES
GAME-LESS-NESS HAS FOUND ME
CANNOT STOP THE PS3

Con-Gratu-lations on the mess you made of things,
Of trying to realease a console with no gaems,

THIS MORNIN' I MADE THE CALL
THE ONE THAT ENDS IT ALL
HANGING UP I WANTED TO CRY
BUT DAMMIT THIS WELL'S GONE DRY

NOT FOR THE MUNNAY
NOT FOR THE FAME
NOT FOR THE TEAARRS
JUST NO MORE GAMES

Why did I lol.. Fuck you OP.

>This thread

Interesting

>>115527128
This PS3, it's been dead for years now... for years now.
So games are not something that scares me... that scares me.
There's worse things than games here.

THEY TOLD ME

NO GAMES

It ain't me, No it ain't me, I got no gaems

>>115527378
Mmmmm Tornado of Souls

Delicious

>>115527429
Do not say this is how it has to be
You do no better than the fools of this gameless console.

PS3
It's dynamite!
PS3
NO GAEMS IN SIGHT

Hey, PS3.
Yeah, you.

Hey pig piggy piggy pig pig.
All of my fears came true.
Black and blue and broken bones, you left me here I'm all alone.

PS3 has no games, and I don't care anymore.
PS3 has no games, and I. Don't. Care.

>>115527378
BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHER
SPILLING BLOOD ACROSS THE NET
KILLING FOR A CONSOLE
SOMETHIN' I DON'T UNDERSTAND

FOOLS LIKE ME, WHO GO TO /V/,
AND ENJOY FOREIGN GAEMS
ASK THE SHEEEP
FOR THEIR BELIEEEFS
"DO YOU KILL ON STEVE'S COMMAND?"

AN INDUSTRY THAT'S DIVIDED
SURELY WILL NOT STAND
DATABASE ERASED
NO MORE DISGRACE
NO FOOLISH NAIVE STAND

THE END IS NEAR
IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR
PART OF THE MASTER PLAN
DON'T LOOK NOW, TO NINTENDO,
THE DEATH WILL BE IN YOUR HANDS

CONSOLE WAAAAAARS

>>115525079
Nice try, 360fag.

Check out these PS3 games, as well as my dubs.

AND A REAL HEEEERO

PS3 HAS NOOOO GAMES

>DON'T LOOK NOW, TO NINTENDO

theres no games and i KNOW it

>>115527616
AS I WALK THROUGH THE CITY STREETS, A THOUSAND GAMES ARE WATCHING ME PASS
THERE'S AN EVIL THAT HOLDS THEM HERE, YET I STILL HAVE NO GAMES.

BUT IF I STAY HERE WITH YOU, THEN I'LL HAVE NO GAMES UNTIL MY DOOM

>>115527925
He had no gaems himself.
How could he give us games?
For all the games he didn’t have, (As I game)
Your console failed us. (There is no game will stand.)
There's no gaems. (And I will finish)
You had no gaems. (what was started:)
Why do you cry for his gaems ? (The fight of PS3!)
You are our gaems.
You are our gaems!

And you have no gaems!

IT'S LIKE THE GAME I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN
IF SONY'D GRANTED ME JUST ONE

>>115527128
Tonight the streets are red the lights are blue and blinding.
No sign of PS3 game and the fanboys wail and while;
THEY TELL US THEY'LL BE FOUND
I can almost hear the hounds

This is from that video right ?

wait a minute, i need to find it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYEWZbEzN60

I'M LEARNING TO PLAY BLU-RAY
I BELIEVE I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH
WHERE ARE MY GAMEEEEEES

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>>115528242
The console doesn’t have games,
She doesn't have games.
The console won’t know what hit her,
What knocked her out into the streets.
The console is thinking that it's over,
and she's already fast asleep.
So I'm breaking out of here tonight.
I am ready TO PLAY ECKSBAWKS

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
PS3 HAS NO GAMES

>>115526289
>Chess
I love you

>>115527839
>Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
>Terminator 2
>Crank

Mah nig-

>SAW
>Silent Hill
>Underworld
>Casino Royale

NO.

>>115528327
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE NOGAMES.

Where the fuck is
>I've been through the desert on a horse with no gaems

>>115528469
>not liking saw

>>115528480
Sony, The crowd has gathered here
It’s because PS3 has no gaems
Sony, the taste of blood in their mouths,
I can't imagine what they'll do.

>>115528397
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
NOT UNTIL I GET SOMETHING OTHER THAN MOVIES.

When I wake up early in the morning,
Lift my PS3, It's updating
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, it goes off screen

Please don't wake it, no
don't shake it
Leave it where it is
It's still updating

Everybody seems to PSN is lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy
Downloading everywhere at such a speed
Till they find, there's no need

Please don't spoil my games
It's kind of lame
And after all
It's only updating

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking it's time

Lying there and staring at the ceiling
Waiting for another update

Please don't spoil my games
It's kind of lame
And after all
It's only updating

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking it's time

SUCK MY DICK AND LICK THE JUNGLE AROUND IT

COMBAT CHESS
FUCK YEAH

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE PLAYSTATION 3 I TAKE A LOOK AT MY SHELVES AND REALIZE THERE'S NO GAMES

EARLY ONE MORNIN'
WITH TIME TO KILL
I BURROWED JEFF'S RIFLE
AND SAT ON THE HILL

I SAW A LONE RIDER,
CROSSING THE PLANE
I DREW A BEAT ON HIM
CAUSE THE PS3 USER HAS NO GAMES

>>115528551
>liking saw

>>115528551
>he likes saw
Mature movie for mature viewer such as yourself.

GRADIUS
FUCK YEAH

>>115527804

Bravo

Incidentally my favorite song from that album

The PS3 has no games
Sony can't even fight hackers
I had to spend a shitload of money on this shit
Now I live in the fucking sewers!

PEE ESS THREE-HE!
PEE ESS THREE-HE!
PEE ESS THREE-HE!
PEE ESS THREE-HE!

Rock over London! Rock on Chicago! Bioware, their games have a lot of gay sex!

>>115528551
>Liking saw
>Liking any gore for gores sake films

I still think of that San Andreas commercial whenever I hear that song.

G-POLICE

FUCK YEAH

>>115528793
>not enjoying it for the story

uninspired
unfunny
unoriginal

/v/ in a nutshell.

in b4 you mad, sony sissy and the other subpar insults you guys think are clever.

ITT: newfags trolled by something old as fuck

>>115527839
Holy shit, you have a Ghost Busters trap?

>>115528557
I'll stand beside you. (I stand alone.)
You're still their hero. (Then they are fools.)
This cannot be the only way! (You will see.)

They don't deserve this. (When this is through,)
Now more than ever, (Mankind will fall.)
WE ARE THEIR GAMES (They would not stand.)

>>115528846

>STOP HAVING FUN

counter-sage :)

You give me the reason, you give me control.
I gave you all my money, and all my money you stole.

Did you think I wouldn't recognize this compromise? Am I just too stupid to realize?

Stale developers, old ideas, and LIES, LIES, LIES.

It comes down to this, your games, no names, and your PS3,
It gets under my skin, take in, the extent of my sin.

>>115528846
Fuck you sony sissy, subpar human faggot.

>>115528886
Climb.

Climb.

Climb to the top of the world.

And as you stand tall, you will see.. PS3 HAS NO GAEMS

High above the gameless streets of PS3.
Inafune lived in a rundown tenement.
An eccentric and brilliant man, Inafune was a loner, a gamer, a designer of ideas.
Ideas forbidden in Capcom's society.

>>115528886
EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR SONY

>>115528826
>SAW
>Story

OMG Y AM I IN A BAFFROOM?
-You must cut out your own eye to escape
>DUN DUN DUN
>cue 2 minutes of shaky hands and crying

>>115528846

confirmed for buttmad sony fanboy. go fap over uncharted 3, I heard it's a pretty good movie.

>>115527378
I don't remember where I was,
when I REALIIIIZED PS3 had nogaems...
The more seriously I TOOK THIIINGS,
the harder the rules became...

WELL I HAD NO IDE-E-AAA WHAT IT'D COST
The lights had flashed before my eyes.
I found out how little, I'd accomplished.
All my plans denied.

SO AS YOU READ THIS, KNOW MY FRIENDS,
I'D LOVE TO PLAY WITH YOU ALL
SMILE WHEN YOU THINK OF ME
MY GAEMS ARE GONE, THAT'S
aaAAaaAAaaAAaaAALL

TO ALL THE WORLD
TO ALL MY FRIENDS
THE PS3
ONLY HAS MOVIES
THESE ARE THE LAST WORDS
I'LL EVER SPEAK
AND THEY'LL SET ME FREEEEEEEE~

Most of these are pretty bad. Should have chosen only to post the best ones you have and stop while you're ahead. It's just a train wreck now.

Archive this shit!

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

AND YOUR TO BLAME

THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES.

>>115528992
>whatever bro, haters gonna hate

I troll you, you troll me
Console ports for the PC
And a red ring of death
And some wagglan for the Wii
Still no gaems for PS3

>>115527839
But, those aren't gam...

>PS3
>lol

IF YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES
I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN
YOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOME, BUT NOT ON PS3
THE PLEASURE IS TO PLAY, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHAT /v/ SAYS
I DON'T SHARE KOTICK'S GREED, THE ONLY GAME I NEED IS
EPISODE THREE
EPISODE THREE

>>115529162
I never laughed this hard.
Ten stars post.

>>115528242

Even here it is not safe
Even this thread has been derailed
Someone has written lofty claims
In some angry hand


The PS3 HAS NO GAMES
THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES
The PS3 HAS NO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
We have your account
We keep it safe
We are your hope.
We have control
We keep it safe
We have free games*

We are in control?

>>115528972
>>115528979
Though I did not pull the trigger, I built the console that has no gaems
Last night I dreamed I climbed to the top of a mountain of metal
and for miles I could see the PS3 HAS NO GAEMS
I will not be the father of No gaems

>>115528979
THIS CONSOLE; SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS NOW
SO NOGAMES NOT SOMETHING THAT SCARES ME
THERE'S WORSE THINGS, THAN NOGAMES
THERE'S ACCOUNT HACKING AND SHIT SERVERS AND SADNESS
SO COME ON
COME ON
STEP OUT TO THE LIGHT

NO GAMES, NO GAMES, NO GAMES, NO GAMES, NO GAMES

>>115529154
Oh, you're just a edgy teen
nevermind

>>115529228

My favorite one so far

>>115529307
>the edgiest

Guys I thinkw e did all the Protomen songs.

>>115527378
>that image
>THAT FUCKING IMAGE

GET KOTICK IN THERE, HOLY SHIT

Let the doubles hit my post.
Let the doubles hit my post.
Let the doubles hit my post.
Let the doubles hit my... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

>>115529264
My father worked the games until the day it took his life.
It stole him from his only son and it stole him from his wife.
And I swore upon his grave, someday I would make a console with no games.
[...]

WE WILL RAISE OUR HANDS ABOVES
NO GAMES SHINING IN THE SUN
AND WITH THIS GAMES THAT WON'T EXIST
MY FATHER'S BATTLE WILL BE WON!

BAPTIZED IN NO GAMES, PLAYSTATION THREE

LET THE BLU-RAY HIT THE SHELVES
LET THE BLU-RAY HIT THE SHELVES
LET THE BLU-RAY HIT THE SHELVES
LET THE BLU-RAY HIT THE SHELVES
LET THE BLU-RAY HIT THE SHELVES
LET THE BLU-RAY HIT THE... SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELVES

There must be some games for this console,
Said the gamer to Sony,

BRING OUT THE GAMES!
THERE IS A CONSOLE THESE MOVIES CAN'T HIDE!
THERE ARE THE EMBERS OF A SERIES THAT'S GONE OUT
BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THE RAGE ON MY SKIN
AND THIS SHIT WE'RE IN YOU AND I
MAYBE YOU AND I
WE GAN BRING BACK THE GAMES.

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE
GIMME GAMES SO I WON'T CRY

Twinkle, twinkle PS3
So you have NOGAEMS I see
Blu-ray is your only pro
Your exclusives fucking blow
Twinkle, twinkle PS3 HASNOGAEMSAHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

No games any more now PS3 is released.

Got no games, got no games, thought you could play on PS3. Why did you waste your money?

>>115526121

WHEN THE BABBIES' IN THE CRIB MON
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
WHEN THE CONSOLE KIDS TRY TO GET AT YOU
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
WHEN A TRIPFAG GET AN ATTITUDE
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
SAGE IT LIKE IT'S HOT
I GOT EXCLUSIVES ON MY SCREEN
AND I'M LOVIN DAT STEAM
AND I PLAY THE BEST GAMES
CUZ I GOT IT GOIN ON

I'M ALL LOST IN THE GAMESTOP,
THERE ARE NO GAMES FOR THE PS3,

I keep forgetting how ya made me feel
I keep forgettin we're not in love anymore
I keep forgetting PS3 has no games again
I keep forgetting how Bluray looks so clear

niggas are mad that UC3 just pooped over whatever shitty game you people are currently playing

Don't care what you faggots say, but I'm loving my PS3 at the moment

Also, Uncharted 3.55

A B C D E F G
Why'd I buy a PS3?

>>115530257
Dude, chill.
Most of us own ps3s.
Even though it has no games

PLAY WHAT YOU WHAT YOU WANT, IF YOU HAVE A DREAM FOR BETTER GAMES.
PLAY WHAT YOU WHAT YOU WANT, EXCEPT FOR PS3!
(remember that it has no games)

Oh where, oh where, could my exclusives be?
Sony took them away from me,
They've gone to Xbox so I've got to be good,
So I can see my gaems when I leave this world,

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To pirate them is my real test
To play them is my cause
I will travel the interwebs
Trolling far and wide
Teach poor anons to understand
That they fail at their lives
Vidya games!
Gotta play 'em all--
Wagglan the Wii
Still no gaems for PS3
Vidya games!
Ooooh, you're my best friend
Online where we can pretend
Vidya games!
Gotta play 'em all--
Red ring it's true
It's Microsoft's big FUCK YOU!
You troll me and I'll troll you
Vidya games!
Gotta play 'em all!
Gotta play 'em all!
Vidya games!

OH MY GOOOD, please tell me,
knee deep in the rings of the 360.
He says "Wash those fans, get out the games,
but you best believe, boy there's hell to pay."

YEAH YA BEST BELIEVE, BOY THERE'S HELL TO PAY, SAYIN'-

OH MY GOOOOOD, please tell me,
waist deep in the rings, can you hear my plead?
He says "Son, you come like a beggar in the streets
it might make it, boy, but by the skin of its teeth."
IT MIGHT MAKE IT BOY, BUT BY THE SKIN OF ITS TEEETH, SAYIN'

I PLAYED WITH THE WORST OF THEM,
MADE FRIENDS WITH A HORRIBLE KID,
AND SAW THE DARKNESS IN HEARTS OF MEN,
AND I SAW MYSELF STARING BACK AGAIN,
AND I SAW MYSELF STARING BACK AGAIN

>getting mad at this thread instead of having fun
Come on guys, I love my PS3 and I find this thread hilarious.

Sony's been ransacked,
The accounts all taken,
And the hackers descend,

Disc in now discc out
Online now offline
Back up back up
Tell me whatcha gonna do 'bout that, fag

Sage this now sage that
Hax up now hax down
Shut up shut up
Tell me whatcha gonna do 'bout that, fag

KEEP TROLLIN' TROLLIN' TROLLIN' TROLLIN' TROLLIN'

Long ago I wandered through my mind
In the land of vidya games and consoles
Lost in happiness, I knew no fears
PS3 and games was all I knew
Was it illusion?

I'm Vocarooing some of these.

>>115530544
Do it, faggot.

>>115530544
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

WHEN ACTIVISION KICKS OUT YOUR FRONT DOOR,
HOW YOU GONNA COME,
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD OR ON THE TRIGGER OF YOUR MOUSE

CUT MY CONSOLE INTO PIECES
PLAYSTATION HAS NO GAMES

>>115527616
>>115527429
>>115527128
>>115527007
>>115526666
10/10

>>115530653
>>115530573
Give me a few to sift through the shit and see how I can get these to be cohesive.

AND THEN I LOOKED AND BEHOLD
A BLACK CONSOLE
THE NAME ON IT SAID SONY
AND NO GAMES FOLLOWED WITH IT

Your own, personal, console
someone who has no games
someone who's dead
Your own, personal, console
someone who has no games
someone who's dead

Feeling like fun and you're all alone
Security breaks and there are no games
Lift up the controller
No games you shall enjoyeth

all right

YLOD AND NO GAEMZ

When night falls
It cloaks the world
In impenetrable heatwaves
A smell rises
From the xbox
And contaminates the air
Suddenly...
360 has overheating

>>115530863
Fuck Iw as gonna do some cash

NO GAMES
that's all I get from you
NO GAMES
and I can't take it anymore
NO GAMES
I just wanna play but
NO GAMES

Up next, another of our hit songs: Doubles Vision

MASQUERADE
MASQUERADE
PS3 HAS NO GAEMS

There is a console in New Orleasn,
The call the PS3,
And it's been the ruin of many a fanboy,
And god I know I'm one,

Oh mother tell your children,
Not to do the things I've done,
Spend your life paying no Gaems,
On the PS3

>>115530989
Consecutive numbers,
I GOT DOUBLES VISION

>>115524457
>Heavy Rain
>Not a movie
Nice try there kiddo

I'm just a poor ps3
I need no games
Because i'm easy come easy go
Little high little low

SAY SAY MAH BABY
WON'T YOU PLAY GAMES ON ME
WHEN THE MOON IS ROUND AND FULL
GONNA SHOW YOU GAEMS GONNA SHOW YOU HOW

I GOT NO GAEMS I CAN'T OUT LIVE

>>115529162
20/10
Quality posting

>>115529232
>>115531574
Newfags.

Yeeeeah, ahhh haaa, you know what it is
(black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow)

Yellow light, black paint, you know my ps3 ain't got no game
Now that I have YLOD, my consoles lame

Please allow me to introduce my self,
I am a console with no games,
Been around for a short, short time,
So I have no back log,

>>115529907
OH SHI
10/10 post right there

Take me down to the PS3 city
Where the ray is blue
And the games are missing

WHY WONT YOU PLEASE PLAY SOME GAMES

So you've had the console for a year or two,
and you know it has no gaems,

>PS3
>no games

lol

>>115532094
cool shop brother.

>>115531683
Still a quality post even if it's copypasta faggot

>>115532281

It's not shopped, but it is old. I was a consolefag at a point, but then I sold all but six of my PS3 games and then got pic related.

INTO ABYSS
GAMES DON'T EXIST
CANNOT RESIST
THE PS3

>>115532094
Why do you have your movies in those weird cases?

Open your disk tray, I see
Your disk tray is empty
Play no more games for me
I should have listened to /v/

When it's overheating inside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no games

Always
I wanna be with you
And play CoD with you
And live on the internet internet oh love

Melting the motherboard for me
Send it for repair
Hold back the games I see
Just see if I care

When it's overheating inside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no games

>>115532520
>canadian

>>115532520
>PS3 games
I do not comprehend.

I wen't wondering,
through racks filled with no gaems,
lifted some cases,
Saw they were just from the store,

Yeah, I wen't with nothing,
Nothing but the thought of games,
I wen't wondering,

Where when can't game, or freely shame, there console of choice

>>115529162
>Green
>Purple

>WELCIME
>rhyming games with games
>samefaggin

ITT: xbros reaching a new low....again

>>115528785
Beautiful

I found the ps3 by the railroad track this morning
I could see that he had no gaems
I knelt down beside him and I listened
Just to hear the words the dying console said

He said they let me out of development to early
For five long years I've had no gaems
I was trying to get some gaems
To tell my supporters I still love ‘em

bamp

OUT OF THE SILENT CONSOLE
OUT OF THE SILENT CONSOLE WE ARE
OUT OF THE SILENT CONSOLE
OUT OF THE SILENT COSNOLE WE ARE

WITHERED HANDS, WITHERED CONTROLLERS
BEGGING FOR GAEMS,
DESERTED BY THE HANDS OF SONY,
OF THERE OWN CREATION,
GAMERS CRY,
UNDERNEATH DECAYING CONSOLES,
YOU ARE GUILTY, THE PUNISHMENT IS NO GAEMS TO ALL WHO LIVE
OUT OF THE SILENT PLANET,
DREAMS OF GAMES,
OUT OF THE SILENT PLANET,
COMES THE DEMONS OF CREATION,

Waiting for an vocaroo
Waiting for an vocaroo
Waiting for an vocaroo
Waiting for an vocaroo

IF YOU HAVE A PLAYSTATION
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON,
I GOT 99 BLURAYS
BUT A GAME AIN'T ONE

>>115527747
Best so far

Ps3 is for people who like shooters, and sports games. rpg or strategy wise its shit

Come gather round people,
werether you game,
and admit that the gamers around you has grown,
And accept it that soon you'll be casual to the bone,
If your time to you is worth gaming,
Then you'd better start working,
or the industry'll sink like a stone,
For the games they are a changing.

>>115534177

hehehehe

A million miles away
A developer in the distance
To whom it may concern
I think I lost my way
Getting good at watching bluerays
Every time that I return

I'm learning to game again
I believe I've waited long enough
Where do I begin?
I'm learning to play again
Can't you see I've waited long enough
Where do I begin?

Do you remember the days
We played all these vidya games
And sat and watched them turn
I think I found my place
Can't you feel it growing stronger
Exclusives no longer

I'm learning to game again
I believe I've waited long enough
Where do I begin?
I'm learning to play again
I believe I've waited long enough
Where do I begin?

Now
For the very first time
An exclusive that isn't denied
Set me free again
Sony's stayed alive a moment at a time
But still inside it's just a blueray player
To release a game that isn't just the same
The first to find another movie on my mind
I'm on my knees, I'm waiting for some games
Forever, whenever
I wanna play some games
I wanna play some games
I'm on my couch
I wanna play some games
Dancing on my movies
Running through Uncharted
Forever, whenever
I wanna play some games
Never wanna sell
Never say goodbye
Forever, whenever, forever, whenever

I'm learning to game again
I believe I've waited long enough
Where do I begin?
I'm learning to play again
Can't you see I've waited long enough
Where do I begin?

I'm learning to game again
I believe I've waited long enough
I'm learning to play again
Can't you see I've waited long enough

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TRAPPED INSIDE THIS NOGAEMARIUM|/spoiler]

I found myself today
No games on PS3
I focused on blu ray
the only thing that's real

Follow me, PS3,
Trust me and we will escape from the vidya.
I'll make it Blu, follow me.
Follow me, PS3,
Trust me and we will escape from the vidya.
I'll make it blu, prove it to you.