SLENDY! SLENDIES EVERYWHERE!

i never remeber to

I remember very few of my dreams.

>>115157293

After 5 min of waking up 50% of your dream is forgotten.
The first thing you do when you wake up has to be remembering the whole dream.

>>115157293
This
Also, you can play video games that don't exist when you're lucid if you like.

They scare me. Due to having OCD if I keep a dream hjournal I will remember my dreams. In turn I will then have a compulsion to look up the meaning of absolutely everything I remember. Some of those meanings are bound to be negative which cause me to obsess and panic for months on end.

Good enough, OP?

>>115157377
I try that. Doesn't work for me though
Last dream I remember was several months ago where I was running up a hill alongside a giant ass centaur(guess we were racing) and then suddenly the BBC is going mental and losing ratings.

My biggest dream achievements:

_Going lucid
_Seeing everything in HD, even higher resolution than real life
_Having a 2 layers dream like Inception
_Becoming Keanu Reeves

Most of my dreams are either nightmares, erotic, or blank.

I don't really want anyone to even have a chance of finding out that I actually know.

I used to; I don't have the motivation to do it anymore.

Dreamt that i saw slenderman in my mobile phone, i then became lucid and started saying "NOPE NOPE NOPE" and then i thought it was so fucking funny and rofld until i woke.

Saying NOPE makes my scary dreams go into lol mode, thanks /v/

...Why is this on /v/?

>Going through my stuff the other day
>Find my dream journal from when I was 15
>Read it
>Endless embarrassment

Was carrying a plate of food from a backyard in to a house. For some reason there were huge piles of gravel stacked against the back of the house. This made walking very difficult. Eventually I had to kind of hop/jump a bit. I had to do this twice. Both times some of the peas on my plate fell off the plate and on to the gravel. I was starting to get pissed off about it and then I woke up. There was also chicken on the plate but it didn't move.

Yesterday I dreamed about that girl from the internet, she is a 9/10, popular as fuck on Facebook, and the other day she got mad at me because I was using a photo of me and a girl hugging and she went all like "You made me like you and now you are with another girl?"
Anyway, I dreame i was riding my bike at some streets, it was fuckin dark as shit, and I was heading to that girl house. There I talked with her, and later she asked me to go see her father(maybe it was about marriage), but for some reason I was all dirty and shit so I said it would be better to not see him now.
She got kinda sad, and I kissed her like it was the last day of our lives, then I woke up.
What the fuck did that even mean? I treat the girl like shit even after she said she likes me, I dont get my mind sometimes....

>Girl in class: Soo anon, what did you dream today?
>Dreamt that I was trying to fuck her

>>115157491
>_Having a 2 layers dream like Inception
just a few weeks ago I had a nightmare like that. The problem was I woke up like 10 times in a row and after 5-6th time I was hitting my head to the doors and walls to be able to wake up. The rest of the dream wasnt scary at all but smashing your own head just to be able to wake up was incredible, guess that's how people go crazy in the first place

>>115157572
/v/ is random

i haven't remembered any of my dreams in several years.

>>115157731
What happens when you do it?

>>115158214

It's just something people on the internet say all the time so that if you do end up lucid dreaming you expect something bad to happen when you look in the mirror, and then something probably will.

>>115158214

the only thing that happens is you see a reflection of what your subconscious thinks you look like

some people will look normal, others will not.

>>115158214
You see someone else.

It may not sound bad but once it happens

OH LORD

I remember hearing that dream journals often lead to suicide. Not sure of the validity of that statement.

Because I find dreams annoying.

The less I know when I wake up, the better.

>Dream Journal
>/v/
>Not a Yume Nikki general

No, I kid.
Honestly, I think I'll start soon.
I mean, sometimes I just don't remember my dreams at all, or maybe just don't dream.
But there are quite a few distinct dreams that stand out in my mind; ones that I can remember thoroughly.

>>115157217
My dreams are quite vivid. Hell, I still remember dreams from when I was 10.
Seems my mind built itself a swarthy, rather scary little town on the edge of the sea.
Most of them have recurring themes and areas.

So I don't really need to keep a dream Journal.

But what if there are dreams within dreams?

>>115158214

It's like silent hill inside a mirror.
Silent hill is the metaphor of your twisted mind, but in the case of the mirror, you see yourself twisted, to a horrible monster, or whatever you think about yourself.
Its how your subconscious sees you.

>>115158320
>>115158336
>You see someone else.
>a reflection of what your subconscious thinks you look like

Shit
I will never have a lucid dream
I want to see what I look like in a dream mirror

>try to lucid dream
>get sleep paralysis instead
>like good horrors
>everything went better than expected.

I can't remember anything of my dreams when I wake up.
Hell I wonder if I do dream anymore except for the occasional completely weird one

>>115158501
Oh no

My dreams are really fucking embarassing.

>>115158501

How do you know that you're not dreaming right now?
Follow the White Rabbit, anon.

>>115158591
>>115158511
What if I just see myself in those mirrors?

>>115158686
you fuck you mother?

because I remember dreams from when I was so young as in my crib and have been able to go lucid since I was a toddler. I typically remember my dreams every night and memories of dreams from all periods of my life come back to me at random. usually if I just stop and start thinking about remembering dreams I can remember a bunch that I haven't thought of in years. so yeah I guess I just have a god tier brain when it comes to dreams. I fucking love lucid dreaming though god damn.

I had this really hot tutor once when I was young and got little boners because of her. I had this dream where she was in this really hot red dress and it was getting me so hot that I climbed right into her dress. My mom was telling me to get out but I ignored her.

The dream then transitions into her closet were she kept all her clothes. Thing is, I didn't notice any of the dresses or panties, I only noticed her shoes, particularly her red high heels. I put them on in the dream and felt a strong sense of her warm feet on me then suddenly I grew this intense boner and woke up. I remember fapping shortly after waking up.

pic related I think it's the reason why I have a foot fetish today

>>115158727
Then you have boring dreams, fucking boring faggot.

Last night I had a dream snow was fucking everywhere, even though it's only October still.

Interporation needed.

I don't remember any dreams I have.

Obviously I have dreams, but I may as well not have dreams.

>>115158591

You can lucid dream with practice, or if you don't want to wait just play this while asleep:

http://www.netliberty.net/dreamachine-view.html

a special light that will wake up your mind while you sleep.

Also I've seen myself before, I looked like a naked slenderman, it was really creepy, I was tall as fuck too.

>>115158859
But I dream of zombie apocalypses.
And robots and shit.

I tell myself that I will, but every time I wake up I feel like just dragging myself out of bed and going about my day instantly.

>>115158829
You probably always have had foot fetish and it manifested in a dream once.

>my face during sleep paralysis

One thing I remember about ALL of my dreams, is that its always night.
I mean, doesnt matter where I am, its always dark.
Is it supposed to mean anything, or it is just because I sleep with the lights off?

>>115158918
Gee, like we don't have enough stuff about this boring shit!

>>115158829
>dem feet

MOAR

Stop with this thread guys, you're freaking me out.

for those who get sleep paralysis, when you snap out of it do you ever see little gnome looking troll things with evil faces?

>>115158977
;_;

>>115159007
...
No.
I'm afraid you're fucked.

I keep forgetting to write it down.
And when I do remember to write it down, I already forgot everything about it.

Had a dream last night where I had done something wrong. And I couldn't quite figure out what.
Then it snapped and I realised I had betrayed a promise.
I suddenly feel something snap shut around my legs like I was being eaten alive
Scared the shit outta me.

I will do it. Thanks OP.

>>115158943
It's sad when I get this so often that I'm now used to it.

My dreams are not pleasant and when i'm really dreaming i usually wake up fighting the environment swinging a pillow.

>>115159004
No, have you ever had sleep paralysis....it's not as bad as people on /v/ says it is, close your eyes and ignore the noises

>lucid dreaming
>always wanted to experience an OBE
>say out loud : GO OUT OF BODY
>WATINTHEFUCK

Might start soon to be honest.

My dreams are trippy as fuck and I honestly have no idea what's going on, but it's still realistic as fuck and in dire need of an interpretation at some point.

I had a dream that was like a generic animu.
I was forced together with a tsundere ojou-sama, who eventually warmed up enough to begrudgingly go on a date with me. Then I woke up.

>>115158905
How can I play it while sleeping?
Didnt you mean before I go to sleep?

>>115159127

>OBE

WOAH SHIT NIGGA WE'RE GETTING REALLY HARDCORE HERE

I don't want to keep a dream journal because I'm afraid someone will find it and read about all of the strange dreams I have.

I have no dreams, when i sleep its only darkness.

>that feel when some lucid dreams look better then real life

the fuck

Here's a dream I had last night. It's Vidya and /v/ related, but it's fucking stupid.

>Japan time #2 for the new Smash Bros game
>It's streaming while I'm out so I can't watch it
>But wait, I have some magic paste that if I smear it on the wall, the stream appears on it!
>Do so
>Nothing happens
>Shit I can't watch Japan Time
>Wait a minute, I just remembered that line of code you can put into your TI-83 calculator to watch the stream on your calculator. Surely this will work.
>Punch it in
>Suddenly sirens
>OH FUCK GOTTA HIDE THE CALCULATOR
>Pull a board partially out of the wall and hide the calculator in there
>Cops barge in, guns in hand
>One of them has a gauss detector
>I see him scanning the wall
>Calculator detected
>Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

And then I woke up.

>>115159127
>OBE
Sorry, but we're talking about real stuff here, not hippie mumbo jumbo.

Last dream I can remember was I was in a large boat in the middle of a desert, and there were a bunch of people I don't know having a picnic.
Was ok, I guess.

>It enhances your memory, amount of dreams you have, and hability to become lucid.

Bullshit.

>>115159161
What method did you use? I've been wanting to try it for a while.

>>115159170

just leave it ON while you go to sleep okay?

>>115159161

probably not serious, but how?

>>115159230

I know, I dreamed I was in a fallout 3 version of my town and I looked at my hands and they were 1080p HD it was amazing.

Last night I dreamed I was gang-raped by a group of long-dick niggers, one of which was Tyrann Mathieu, another was Big Smoke. The rest, I cannot recall.

I have roommates OP. Do you think it wise for me to write that shit down?

They would beat me up and call me hurtful names. I don't want that

I dreamt I was fried chicken at a nigger house party.

_Why do you keep posting this shit on /v/ ?

Because I paint my dreams. I have weird imagery in my dreams and putting it into words would lose all what made it interesting.

>>115159313
By reading about your dream, it seems you want to be abused by your roommates.

>>115159260
>thinking OBEs are fake
one time i had one i scared the shit out of my parents and they told me about it the next day

>>115159260
you think people that had OBE's and NDE's are bullshitting? haha oh wow

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pam_Reynolds_(singer)

>>115158862
Your dream means you want to live on the east coast. It's fucking snowing right now in New Jersey.

>>115159351
Because it's more interesting than games released nowadays.

I've been having a shitton of nightmares where I'm alone driving a car in the middle of an intense thunderstorm or twister. What could it mean?

Because I don't want another LSD game coming out based on my dreams.

>Somewhere in a facility.
>Me and a girl that looks like a Peach/Fu (Samurai something) mixture.
>Visiting people and just having fun.
>Decide to fuck with people.
>Ask if they want to watch me having sex with girl.
>One person says they'd watch.
>Since the girl is like 4'2 in my dream, I pick her up and lay her on the ground and lift her skirt and rip panties off.
>Open bathrobe/trench coat and pretend to take off my underwear.
>Dude says no dude, I was kidding.
>Told him I was kidding too, then leave.
>Laughing my ass off at his reaction.
>Girl looks kind of annoyed.
>Ask her if she wants me to stop this shit, she says yes.
>Carrying her in my arms (she looks like a wet bag with pudding in it, probably sad from what I did) and eventually I say, "You can vanish if you want, I know I did bad stuff and you might want to leave."
>Scariest smirk I've ever seen.
>She disappears, only leaving a puff of smoke.
>"Damn, I didn't think she'd actually leave."
>Still laughing my ass off.
>End.

Another dream, happened soon after.
>Same facility.
>See Snake and Mario fighting.
>Mario throws grenade off the wall and it hits Snake.
>Turn around.

Then I forgot what happened after that.

Must be the microwaved food I had.

>>115159452
No it's not, it's stupid, pointless, off topic and only children are interested in this bullshit.

All of my recent dreams have been recreations of scenes from Monster Girl Quest.

even the vore scenes ;_;

hora hora~

>>115159497

You're gay.

>>115157377
I forget about 90% of my dreams the instant I wake up.

all I ever remember is killing...

>>115158905
what..

wtf is that ?

>>115159418
>>115159428
Yeah, I think they are fake.
There's no way you can register shit and experience it without having at least your brain there.

>>115159550
I only talk about mature subjects for mature individuals such as myself.
>he says while on 4chan

>>115159351
/v/ is faster than /x/

im too insane and paranoid so i don't even want to try and think whatwould happen in a lucid dream.

Why don't you have a femanon sexslave?

It enhances your sex life, amount of wet dreams you have, and hability to become alpha.
Justgo to /ck/, /cg/ or /r9k/ to "befriend" one asap, don't be shy now.

I was sitting inside my room with the lights out browsing wikipedia for some reason. Then I realize the letters are all messed up and I cant read anything. Random pictures start appearing and disappearing and I kind of freak out. I look outside the window and see a guy standing outside staring at me, which is weird since I live in the third floor. My phone starts ringing and I take it and a womans whispering voice says that I need to stare back at the guy to make him disappear. I look back outside the window but he's gone. Outside there is now a football field with kids playing. Suddenly all the kids turn and look towards me and start running towards the window. I turn around and try to run out of my room. The kids start to levitate into the window and into my room, and hovers after me. I scream and run out into the hall, and its dark. The zombie ghoast demon kids grab me and drag me back into the room and I wake up to myself whispering and in cold sweat.

First nightmare since I was a kid, and it happened like 2 days ago.

>>115159608
but we have a soul bro

umad

I don't dream, it's always just pure blackness from when I fall asleep to when I wake up.

Even though I slept for well over 8 hours I always feels like I just closed my eyes for 10 minutes when I wake up.

>mfw

>>115159615
And /b/ is faster than /v/, your move, champ.

>>115159684

Everyone dreams, you just dont remember it.

>My face when I mostly have sex dreams anyway

>>115159233
>magic paste that if I smear it on the wall, the stream appears on it!

Fucking VIDEO PASTE

Someone needs to invent this.

>>115159638

Sometimes they become horrible nightmares, worse than regular nightmares

>>115159577

the dream machine wakes up your conscious part of the brain while you're asleep, you basically wake up in the dream

>>115159673
Prove it, negro.

>>115159688
/b/ is too fast

not aforementioned champ.

Fuck you faceless, go ERP with me instead of looking at these threads.

>>115159755
/b/ is barely faster than /v/.

>It enhances your memory, amount of dreams you have, and hability to become lucid.

I haven't found this to be true but whatevah

>>115159666
But I'm submissive not dominant ;_;.

The worst nightmares are the ones where you wake up with a feeling of dread but you can't remember what scared you.

Like this one time I dreamed I was hiding inside the porch of a cabin with this little radio that I was desperately trying to find a certain station on. I had to do it quietly because there was something outside that was looking for me and wanted me dead. I kept seeing it's shadow pass through the windowed door as it walked by. Shit was horrible.

>>115159794
>more than 3x more posts

>>115159801
not op

Actually it's true. it does those things. specially the lucid part

>>115159801
Whoa, stop the presses, one person doesn't think this is true. SHUT IT ALL DOWN. THERE'S NO POINT ANYMORE. FUCK IT ALL.

>>115159743

>>115159855
what the fuck is up with this picture

>wake up from wet dream
>feel something hugging me
>it's a succubus
>that feel

I do.

Though I'm a terrible writer.

http://caseyweed.org.org/tagged/dream

>Have dream about me cumming or some shit
>Release the cum
>Wake up
>Feeling wet
>MFW I just pissed myself

The only OBE I've experienced is when I go back to sleep just after waking up and it feels like I can see through my eyelids.

So really... it's like an OBE without the OB.

>>115159684

Everyone dreams. You just don't remember it because you're a deep sleeper.

Try setting your alarm like 2 hours before you actually need to wake up. Wake up, set the alarm to your regular waking up time and go back to sleep again. Your sleep will now be light and you will remember your dream.

>Be able to lucid dream
>Live in this big house
>Suddenly some random dude in boxer's watching tv (I didn't know him)
>Take the remote control and aks who he is again.
>Paralyzed, fall on the ground, hear him scream IM NOT INSANE, IM NOT INSANE IM NOT INSANE, for 10 fucking minutes,

And there was this time where I raped a humanoid female tiger because she would steal my shit.
(Old lady who lived in my house told me to do it)
>That feel when you come in your dreams and you know it.

I don't dream. Never have in my entire life.

>>115159684
Well well, someone has no soul...

I was riding in a car. In front of us was a car with a trailer, on it was Snoop Dogg showing off some moves.

Am I smarter now all of the sudden?

Why don't you post a Video Game Thread?

It enhances your memory, amount of penis inches you have, and hability to become mod.
Just write anything you've played that night, don't be shy.

I Do keep one OP, I just haven't remembered a dream to write down in about a month at least, maybe 2.
Sucks to be me.

Why don't you try Vidya

>>115160044
>thinks things happen instantaneously

>>>/x/
>>>/r9k/

Fuck off

Why don't you post on /b/?

>>115160069
>>115160049
>>115160088
>>115160090
the only vidya games /v/ is willing to talk about until gta 5s release is LoL ans SC

>>115160049
>amount of penis inches you have

Dude, your syntax is a trainwreck.
I would have used "the length of your penis". What you said was awkward as all hell.

>that feel when insomnia

>>115160001
You do, you just don't remember it.
You're not a snowflake.

>weird dick octopus with veins that were detached from the body everywhere
>having sex with another dick octopus
>i watched
>then my friend was taking me downstairs to buy a hooker
>woke up

yeah, ill pass on that journal thing

>>115158905

So do I just have that flashing in my face while I sleep and that will bring on the dreams? Mite b cool I'll try it out later.

>that feel when those short dreams before sleep paralysis

>>115160049
>and hability to become mod
Yeah, this is how sagefags think.

Because it's retarded, and I already have lucid dreams and I hate it.

>try to stop masturbating for a week
>Sex dream
>wake up
>i jizzed in my boxers

I keep dreaming of the most depraved shit, so if I write shit down, and someone happens upon it, I fear I might be forcefully put into a mental hospital or something

>Dreaming
>Look around this white room.
>Can't move.
>Can't close my eyes.
>Everything turns red.
>Then it goes dark.
>Hear someone shouting WHY at me
>Wake up in a cold sweat.
>Don't sleep again for awhile and contemplate what just happened.
>Mfw

>That feel when you remember a dream where you were in your mum's bedroom and you were both naked and she was going to teach you about sex.
>My brother kept trying to come in and see what was happening and I was telling him to go away because he isn't old enough.
And that is why I know I am fucked up.

>Wolves are awesome guys
>Dream about wolves and be terrified of them
Seriously why is it like this? And the thing is this is a recurring dream. It's allways wolves.

>that feel when those same dreams about being back in high school every fucking night

>About to fall asleep
>Suddenly, that falling feel
>Thrash myself against bed
>Jolt awake
>Mfw
I wasn't even dreaming I was falling, I just closed my eyes for like 5 seconds.

I tried that once and it really worked.
I was able to remember my dreams more clearly.
But somehow they didnt seem to be "magical" anymore, but just silly crazy stories.
And I never wanted lucid dreaming because that kills all the fun.
So I stopped writing down my dreams

>>115157217
Because that's neither one of those claims is true.
I already have the ability to be completely lucid in my dreams, if I'm dreaming and my consciousness touches it, I know it. Likewise, I can still hold a discussion with someone, talking to me while I'm asleep, while dreaming, both external from the dream and internally from the dream.
It also doesn't change the amount of dreams I have or the quality, that's based on my day to day experiences, mood etc...
It doesn't increase my memory at all, that's awful as well. The only thing that increases my memory at all is doing enough shit that I can visualize and link thoughts and ideas to it.

>>115159872
>>115159877
I keep a dream journal and haven't found any of these things to be true.

>>115160464
FUCK THAT FEEL.

I was lying in bed.

A crow flew to my window. I was asleep, and my dream self was watching from a 3rd person view.

The crow jumped onto my feet, and walked up the length of my body. Standing on my chest, I saw that he had something in his beak; my father's ring.

He deposited the ring in my sleeping mouth, and began calling out.

CAW
CAW

Soon, there were hundreds of crows, and there was a cacophony of calls outside my window. The crow looked at me knowingly.

>>115160389
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>>115160389
Was probably this guy.

>>115160464
Oh shit, I know that feel.
Shit is horrible, and why does it even happen?

All of my dreams are boring.

The last dream I had was that I was going to the hardware store to buy gloves.

I'm not even joking, my dream ended when I found a pair and put them on. That's what I consider an interesting dream.

>that feel when coming home drunk and having the most vivid dreams ever

>>115160558
>>115160562
Oh fuck, my sides.

I dreamt that I was Boromit, shit was cash money dolla

>>115160505
For me, something will strike me, and I can almost feel it.

Sometimes, it is as simple as something tripping me.

>>115160576
>have glove fetish
>every dream is about gloves

>>115160439
You're a furry.

>>115160359
>mfw I know that feel, except I sleep bottom-nude

>>115157217
Because I'm not writing a horror novel

>>115160576
That's actually a pretty good dream.
Did you actually buy some gloves? Cuz you probably needed some for something.

I do this.

As soon as you wake up, DON'T FUCKING MOVE.

Just try to remember what you dreamed first, make sure you remember, then get a notepad and write that shit down ASAP

Even if you don't remember anything when you wake up, just keep trying. The fact that you want to remember your dreams will actually make it easier over time. With time, you'll be remembering 2 or 3 dreams every time you wake up.

Once you get to that stage, you will most likely be having some lucid dreams already

I had 2 lucid dreams, but I always wake up when I realize that I'm dreaming.

I had a dream I could talk to dragons and ride them. I had to kill the evil GORGANITES due to them trying to kill my dragon friends.

>>115160629
i know that fucking feel

Shut up, I'm trying! It's almost been a month since I last wrote something in it...

>>115160681
>Sharktits don't make you furry
>Dreaming about being frightened by wolves does
/v/ - the vidya

>get sleep paralysis
>never open eyes while having them because of bad experiences such as seeing a cthulhu in my room
>hear things instead
>sleep paralysis ending
>hear a whisper in my ear
>it said "if you sleep again i'll kill you"
>it was extremely vivid
>scream on the top of my lungs and probably woke the neighbors up
>run to the computer and get the fuck on 4chan

>>115159740
but how the fuck would it work since you play it whilst your asleep (assuming you sleep with your eyes closed lol)

Because my dreams are always a repeat of whatever happened that day, but with my dad inserted back into it

>>115160802
YOU'RE A FURRY, ACCEPT IT

actually i remember what i dreamt today, i dreamt i put a vibrating wiimote to the string which is between my foreskin and the head of the dick and i came and i also came irl which was weird, however, this proves that orgasming is all mental

>>115160870
Was it a female voice?

>>115160931
I know that. I'm not the guy dreaming of wolves, though.

>Fall asleep after smoking some Jamaican kush
>dream that a guy is swinging steel claws on a rope at me
>Gashes into my hand
>Excruciating pain
>Gets me again in the back

WHY CAN'T I HAVE DREAMS ABOUT SEX OR SOMETHING?

because NO GAEMS

I had a dream where I was in my old highschool and doing a test. Then suddenly Sanic the hedgehog burtsts into the classroom and starts to run around fast. No one else seems to notice. He yells GOTTA GO FAST and the plastic floor starts to melt. Suddenly my teacher is a female shark with huge tits, then the entire school disolves and I am in a hyper modern version of Tokyo and a group of Gal-O sengen attacks me, together with Sanic and sharktits. I am torn to pieces as I scream at the sky. No more doodle or die before bed.

>>115160960
couldn't really tell but it scared the shit out of me

>>115160681
Don't know how dreaming about wolves makes you furry.
I have no sexual preferences towards any animal. I detest people who dress up as animals.

so...how am I furry?

>>115161035
He's from /b/ and doesn't know what furries are, just let it go.

Anyone ever get that old hag during sleep paralysis?

>>115161034
Fall asleep right now.

>>115157491

>Seeing everything in HD, even higher resolution than real life
.......What?

>>115159855
>That feel
>That image

>>115161119
I probably have, I never fucking look though.

>Arguing with a close friend or relative
>We're screaming at one another
>Wake up
>That feeling when I realize that anger and animosity towards that person is all fake

I had a recurring dream about being in a field. Because of the way light worked, everything had a purplish tint to it. The field was massive and I could not see any mountains or other terrain, except dips in the land here and there. Sound did not behave as I expected. I let out a whisper that was so loud it was as if the gods were screaming. Screaming proved to be quiet as a mouse. It wasn't simply reversed, because it was eratic, but this was the only observable pattern.

At one point standing in the field I began to question its size and came to the realization that scale did not behave properly either. I was both large and small at the same time. The whole experience was like being Schrodinger's cat. I woke up with headaches after these dreams.

I was eight or nine when I had these dreams, but since then my sense of distance disappears every so often and I see everything as if it were a flat plane, like I were looking at a painting or video game on a 2D screen.

>>115161031

Sounds like you exposed yourself to too much /v/.

>>115161190
I KNOW THAT FEEL!
I just looked and I feel like crying.

>forget why I fap nearly every day
>sex dream
>it's about my sister
>it's always about my sister
>start fapping again so I won't have sex dreams

Seriously. I can count the sex dreams I had that weren't about my sister on the fingers of one hand.

>>115161226
All that matters is who was right.

>wake up from dream of fucking my sister
>see some white misty thing
>it starts wrestling with me
>wtf

You guys ever wake up in tears because someone close to you 'died'?

Its happened several times with my mom and girlfriend. I don't like it ;_;

am I the only one who this happens to:
when i got in high school, I occasional had dreams that took place back in my old grade school.
now that I'm in college I have dreams taking place in my old high school.

I was playing at a concert or something with thousands of people watching when suddenly spaghetti started bursting from my pockets continiously and in the end the world was swallowed in what was known as the spaghettolypse. I distinctly remember a feeling of grave embarassment as I died.

>>115161031
>dreaming of Doodle or Die

>>115161305
>>115161274
Sister fucking mind.

>>115161305
Maybe it was your sister covered in cum.

>>115161367
Nah it looked ghostly.

>>115161274
Maybe you should fuck your sister.

Just once to get it out of your system, then never again.

I wish I could stop feeling emotions when dreaming.