>Sister playing Shadow of the Colossus.
>Ask her where the horse is.
>She says she left it at the temple because she can't really control it.

>Just the other day
>Playing SC2
>ZvZ
>We both god mass speedling
>Dad comes in sees it
>"What the fuck kind of game is that?"
>He left before I could answer

>At home for a family party.
>Little cousins are also there.
>Annoying everybody.
>Mom asks me if I can do something with them.
>Remember that I have a N64 in the basement.
>Get it.
>Only a few games are in the box with it.
>Only multiplayer game being Bomberman 64.
>Show it to my cousins.
>They both instantly agree that it's shit because "there are no guns".

>>115140119

>Not liking Bomberman 64

What the hell? That game is the shit.

>Back in the days.
>Let my brother play with my PS.
>He plays FF7.
>Saves over all my late-game saves.

>>"Hey faggot, you're doing it wrong. You're wearing your headset the wrong way."
>Hey faggot
>implying you would dare insult anybody outside of /v/

>>115139761

>Brother plays any video game
>Crashes/Dies/Loses something
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>115140205

Yup. Peer Pressure be damned

>Come home
>Sister moved my PS3 out into the living room
>WTF U DOIN TOUCHING MAH BABY
>I moved it out here so I could play Rainbow Six
>TheDayIFuckedMySister.jpeg

>go to /v/
>make post claiming for double digits\
>thread derailed

>little cousin won't play fantasy games because "swords are gay I don't like sword games"

>>115145854

I know, so fucking many, faggots, who say the exact same shit.

These same faggots, love the movie 300

whatthefuck

My older sister is actually pretty fucking ace about video games. When we were younger we used to play maplestory together, like pros. Younger sister; not so much.

>>115145919
COD obviously.

choickem ya cunts

>playing mario wii racing simulator 2010 with cousin
>being him all the time
>playing as yoshi
>he want to play as yoshi because he thinks it will let him win
>let him play as yoshi
>i win
>he says he hates the game

that feel when you're an only child

>>115145962
>Activision releases COD Medieval Warfare
>Swords are now cool

>>115145825

Post on /soc/, instant replies.

>goldeneye when i was a kid
>me, my older brother, older sister and dad playing
>sisters starts crying that she can't kill anyone
>asks if she can kill me
>ask if i can kill her back
>she says no.
>Kill her anyway with proximity mines. bitch.

Little brother asks if his computer could run stalker

>"I'm not sure, it needs a fair amount of memory"
>"Dad reformatted my computer lately so there's not much on it yet"
>What?
>"See, there's 250gb and stalker only needs 512mb"
>mfw

I was going to punch that little fuck, but then again it's not his fault he's under informed and stupid as hell.

>>115146050
*Forgot pic

>>115145998
Activision already copyrighted that name.

>Ask my little brother, who is 19, to play BFBC2
>He replies "That game sucks. There aren't any killstreaks and you get a bunch of weird useless weapons."

From this day forward, you are no longer my brother. You are my enemy.

>>115145999
>Post on /co/
>get showered by tears and semen

If I wanted a bath of herpes I'd go to the YMCA

>little brother playing CoD
hey man, you should try out BF3, just came out and it's awesome.
>lol, BF3 sucks, its a no-skill game
how come?
>people can just blow up the stuff your hiding behind and kill you instantly, its so gay
how does that make it a no-skill game, if anything it means you need more tactical skill and awareness to figure out where to hide/where the enemy is etc.
>THAT ISN'T SKILL, THATS GAY
yeah using your brain is pretty damn gay, thats why you did so terribly in your exams right?
>OMG SHUT UP

My little brother is such a disappointment to me. I make that clear to him on a daily basis.

Stupid things?
My brother played Call of Duty for the story, he finds it more important than the multiplayer.

>>115145987
that feel when the only games your brother plays are zelda and fire emblem
that feel when your sister cant even win a single round of super smash brothers on easy

>>115145611
>implying there's anything to dare about insulting one's own brother

>>115146155
>playing it for either

>>115146099
It's funny how the poster is always so rational yet the person they greentext is always a faggot.

>Playing Halo Co-Op on Legendary with cousin
>He always get the rockets
>Always uses them to kill just one grunt at a time

>>115146219

He's playing COD so I'm willing to buy it.

>Playing PES on the PS2 with my brother couple years ago
>He's really bad and even though I'm not too good, I've been playing lots of it
>I only have one controller, so I borrowed the second one from a friend so I could play with my brother
>I'm beating my brother 3-0
>4-0
>He gets up from the couch, throws the controller against the wall and leave the room raging
>My friend's controller is now beyond saving, absolutely destroyed

>>115139848
Your father has good taste.
Somebody give that man a beer.

>>115146219
You know, its sometimes actually is that.
Who the fuck is going to greentext a reasonable, not retarded, argument?

>>115146219

Nah, that's just how all CoDfags are. You're not defending CoDfags now are you?

>Brother makes video game noises in front of visitors thinking it's funny
>Everyone laughs awkwardly

God it's fucking painful. Right now, he doing impressions of Kazooie.

He's fucking 24.

>Walk into friends house
>He claims to be an avid Brawl player
>No Brawl
>Says he lost it

He's a lying cunt for everything else too.

>Signs onto Steam
>HEY YES MN
>GEUSS WUT
>I GOT EP 3 LOLOLOLOL

>He's desperately flirting with a girl
>"Yeah I work out all the time, do surfing and shit like that"
>He stays inside all day in his room playing Ass Creed

He also stinks like shit and has horrible dandruff, I don't think he ever showers.

>>115146219

Oftentimes if it's a younger sibling its becuase they are indeed, massive faggots.

I mean lets be honest, by our own current standards, we were all pretty faggy back when we were 13-17.

>>115139640
i do the same thing your brother does, my left ear is more sensitive then my right one is, since there is only 1 speaker on my headset for the brobox i find it works better for me to use it "backwards" even though headsets like this aren't actually designated with proper sides

>>115146313
Oh... Oh God no...

>>115145987
i know that feel

captcha: master feel

>>115146210
COD is great to play with friends.

Although I suppose if you have friends you should be playing BF3, where it actually matters to be in a party.

My dad got into Plants vs. Zombies a week ago. He has the weirdest strategies. He used to put all his sunflowers on one row before I noticed (before he unlocked Garlic, too). Stuff like that.

I'm really glad he's playing the vidya again though, even if it's just PvZ. We used to play Mario Kart 64 back in the day, then things changed and I got into FPS and other genres. Old people usually have issues with the first person perspective and shooters in general, ha ha.

>see this thread
>walk into brothers room
whatcha playin?
Morrowind


Everything went better than expected

>My father plays a game like Dragon Age: Origins
>completely ignores the strategy aspects of the game and just picks a dick ass thief and mashes the attack button for INSANE BACKSTAB CRITS

>He plays WoW
>Doesn't do PvP or raiding, or even dungeons, he just does solo questing
>he bemoans the fact that he can't get epic gear in his playstyle
>i try to explain to him that if you don't do PvP or raiding, you don't need the epic gear

I really love my dad but damn.

>get nintendo 64 as a child
>older sister helps me pay for half of it
>we grow up playing nintendo games together, all the way up until the wii, then she moves out at 21

my sister was such a bro

>>115146557

He has it modded for cheaper-scale Oblivion hentai/lizard porn.

>people who throw controllers

>Hey, what are you playing brother
>Fallout 2
>Seems boring
>Why?
>Graphics are shit

But then i taught him and the little fucker is addicted to it now.

>>115146613
>sister was such a bro
>such a bro
>a bro
>sister was such a brother

>>115146474

CoD isn't great in any way. Stop this hurr durr it's fun with friends bullshit. CoD is just irredeemable shit.

>>115146337
Then why are you friends with him.
The best thing for both of you is to put him down.

>>115146272
After which your parents had a talk with him about respecting other people's property and controlling his anger, right?

>>115146641

A friend of mine broke _3_ controllers in a single day becuase of this.

He is 21.

I find it so hard not to take the piss out of him for stuff like this.

>any female relative
>using the control pad as a steering wheel
>leaning into the turns
>leaning forward and galloping with the pad to make it go faster

>>115146630
Nah, he's the straight arrow of the family.

>let my nephew play Halo on my computer (5-year-old). Figuring he's the core demographic
>For some reason, he can't seem to grasp moving the mouse to move the view.
>Spends some time looking at Master Chief's invisible legs
>I want to play Lego: Star Wars 2 rather, please

He fucking loves Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Lego.

>playing The Longest Journey
>lol anon what kind of pussy game is this, it must be bad because it's about fantasy shit and the protagonist is a girl

From the same person:
>if the movie was awesome, the game must be awesome too because "it's made by the same people"

>Walk into brothers room.
>He's playing CoD.
>Has the same headset as me, but he's wearing it the wrong way, like right speaker on left ear and the other way around.
>"Hey faggot, you're doing it wrong. You're wearing your headset the wrong way."
>He's giving me a confused look for about 5 seconds.
>Puts them on the right way.
>We start to kiss.

>Family comes over for the holidays
>Little snot cousin needs entertaining since everyone is either too old to play with him or too young to play with him
>Hook up PS1
>He's not allowed to play violent or gory games
>Pop in Spider-man for him and let him have at it
>He looks to be having fun
>Leave him
>Check up on him 20 minutes later
>Little snot switched out spider-man and is playing Wu-Tang:Shaolin Style
>Ask him what is he doing
>Little snot gets smart with me.
>I can't hit the kid, he's not my kid.
>Turn it off and pop Spider-man back in.
>Leave the room to get my uncle.
>Kid does it again.
>He doesn't realize his dad is with me.
>Tells me Spider-man is for fags and to fuck off.
>His dad makes his presence known
>Turn off PS1 and walk out while my cousin gets the beating of a lifetime
>Somehow still get blamed for encouraging the kid to play violent and gory video games

>have two cousins
>over at their house one day
>one of them throws a PS3 controller at the TV
>it breaks
>he takes the power cord for the TV in his room and locks the door so his mom won't find out

seriously what the fuck is that

>>115146717
How is CoD not fun? It's mind numbing entertainment. What the fuck is the problem?

>younger brother plays farmville
>i ask him why he plays such a shit game
>he answers: "because i have friends, unlike you"
>his face when

>>115146763
More likely he saw you fuck up before him and has learned how to hide it better.

>>115146155
>mate buys CoD: MW
>buys MW2 and Black Ops as well
>agrees that CoD has the worst multiplayer community and shit but still reckons he'll buy CoD MW3 "just for the story"

Why do you guys hate your brothers/sisters and friends?
Fucking hell, you guys are pathetic.

>>115146641

I've lost many a good controlers due to raging friends.
Those friends have become "Lolvidya are for nerds anon!"

The thing is, they're both kissless virgins, I'm not. One of them is actualy scared to ask out girls, and the other always ends up friendzoned. It's quite funny.

>>115146771
>mfw I've completed Lego Star Wars, Star Wars The Original Trilogy, Indiana Jones, Batman and Harry Potter with my little brother.

Boy these games are such a blast to play in coop.

>>115146756
My sister and Mother did that all the time in Crash Bandicot.

>>115146855
Shit nigga, Barbie Horse Adventure could be fun with friends.

>Visiting friends with my family over the holiday.
>15 year old plays MW2 online all the time
>him, my brother (15) and myself (19) play a round robin 1v1 match
>we both slap his shit constantly, neither of us had played the game on console before.

>>115146855

Yeah, it's so mind numbing that your sense of judgement has been fucked. No one in their right mind would enjoy CoD when there are far superior alternatives.

>>115146155
Here's some more
When I told him that the games are all the same he said they aren't because the plot is different.

>>115146756
these are the people kinect was made for.

i'm not being witty or anything. these are literally the target audience.

>My first Playstation 1
>Only game is some old Formula 1
>Dad walks into my room to see what i'm doing
>"Boy, screw that game, formula sucks."
>"But i don't have any other games."
>"That's why i bought these"
>Dad had bought me Wip3out and Colony Wars
>1.PM - 6.PM = Colony wars, from there to about 4.AM it was Wip3out and Split-screen all night long.

>>115146962
Anything is fun with the right company, I suppose.

>>115147026
Well, the plot IS different

Not saying CoD isn't shit though

>Play any co-op game with older brother.
>He isn't one for patience
>Runs in head first gets us into trouble that coulda been avoided

also

>Co-op game
>Brother runs into a room looks right leaves
>"nothing in there man"
>I check it out look right then left. Find stuff
>"Oh what? how did i miss that?"

>"friends" are CoD and halo fanatics
>suggest awesome older games such as Deus Ex, Psychonauts, System Shock etc.
>lol anon enjoy your girl games, while we're playing REAL games, you know, for us REAL gamers.
>they send me links to dressup games
>RAGE
>play them regardless

Yes.

>>115146337

/v/.jpg

Tilting playstation controllers in the direction they want it to go, generally shaking it it all over the place like you sometimes see in ads with people playing vidya
Using arrows instead of WASD

>>115147027
Acutally i found out that Kinect was made for just that one dancing game. We were at my parents friends place and they have it, and we (the kids) played it all evening.
Well then again we weren't exactly sober. But I'd still not buy one.

>>115145611

>Not calling your brother a faggot when he's being a faggot

>Stop mic spamming you faggot
>"lol" no
>Smack him
>Why did you hit me?
>You know why
>My face when he's taller and bigger than me

>>115146882
I've caught him watching porn before, was pretty soft stuff.
And I think I know him better than you, stranger

>have a sister
>as far as I know the only games she's ever played are American McGee's Alice and Oblivion (and HL deathmatch many years ago)
>hoping to hook her on skyrim even though i'm not intersted in it so I can have a gaming sister

>>115146771
>Trying to get your nephew into hurr shootan games

Why the fuck are you doing that in the first place? Stop that.

>Cousins over at our place
>Kids age 3, 6 and 10
>Want to play Ratchet & Clank 3 with me on the PS2
>Start playing with them
>Show them the controls and all the other basic shit
>Leave the room
>Get called back by them to show them how to get past some part
>This happens every 2 minutes
>Eventually get pissed
>"Would you guys like to play some easier game?"
>Pop in Golden Eye: Rogue Agent
>Hardest difficulty
>Leave house, trollface.png

>>115145987
But we're spoiled and get all the vidya we want!
oh god I'm so lonely ;_;

>>115147163
I remember when I used arrows instead of WASD.

Once i started learning how to actually use the keyboard and used WASD for controlling, I can't really seem to NOT use the WASD keys for movement. Any game that has a full retard movement control that diverges from WASD gives me confusion.

Sometimes it just takes someone to show them the way.

>>115146992
>Stop liking games I hate hurr
Jesus Christ are you listening to the shit spewing from your mouth?

>brother has Garry's Mod, Killing Floor, Monday Night Combat, Sanctum, Magicka and PAYDAY: The Heist on his Steam plus a veritable fuck-tonne of pirated games between the two of us
>he still spends most of his spare time on TF2 and even then just does a lot of trading and shit or goes on Saxton Hale servers
>mfw
I just bought him L4D2 and we're gonna play it together soon, but I bet within a few days he'll be back to his old boring TF2 Jew habits. He's also shown an interest in getting either BFBC2 or BF3, which could be fun since neither of us have ever played a Battlefield game before.

>Sister sucking my cock.
>I cum.

>>115147139
You fucking bastard. Posting that gif is forbidden.

>>115145825
Moar?

>me and older sis [not related by blood] both adopted when i was 4 and she was 7
>be 17
>parents want to adopt another child
>feel kind of sick and think its a bad idea
>they adopt a 10 year old black kid
>months pass by and if it isnt already bad enough they adopted a nigger hes playing my San Andreas on PS2 in the living room without asking if he could play or even take it from my room
>watching him play, hes only killing white people on the street i ask what hes doing
>hes not acting racist and i dont think he understands but he says hes killing them because they dont look like himself
>mfw..

>bro asks me if i know any cool PS3 games
>i know he's a casualfag, only playing video-games at the weekend
>he only plays FIFA and PES with friends
>decide to troll him
>recommend Demon's Souls
>visit him 4 weeks later
>he finished Demon's Souls

>mfw

>>115147361

Have it your way and enjoy your shit, CoDfag

>>115147125
>find stuff
>hey, let me have that cool weapon, you already have one

>find stuff
>sibling gets it
>mineallmine.jpg

>>115145987

>that feel when no big sister to force you to wear pretty clothes

>>115147373
>/v/'s brother

>be playing Lil Big Planet with younger sis
>she can't jump and push R1 at the same time
>makes me do it, but insists upon playing
>parents side with her
>mfw
>yfw i have no face

>>115147477
Thanks, I will.

>>115147471
Your bro is a bro, bro.

>playing Sonic 2 with friend, bonus stage
>grandma asks if she can join us, oh well
>give grandma the controller and tell her to collect the rings, and hop over the black bomb things
>instead, she hops over the rigns and runs right into the bombs, hence losing all our rings
>grandma says "WHOOPS" and does a perfect IRL trollface
>we laugh
>OHYOUgrandma.tiff

>>115146050
You're an idiot.
> memory=hard drive space

>>115147620
not sure if stupid or troll

>>115147620

ram requirements are usually listed under `memory`
also stalker doesn`t weigh 512mb lol

I really don't understand people who get so mad at a game they have to hit or break something.
>my face whenever I see someone like that

>Brother thinks he's the tits on MW2 because he gets usually 2nd or 3rd place in FFA, as he runs around having generally a 1.3 KDR
>Mention I'm better than him
>He doesn't believe me
>"Let me get the next game"
>Switch killstreaks to Predator missile, chopper gunner, and nuke
>Camp
>Get the nuke
>Win

>>115147620
That's why i was going to punch him.
I do know the difference between memory and hd space

>>115147139

>>115147724
I once broke a controller while playing Dirt 2.

I felt like a rotten sperm-infested asshole afterwards, especially since I had to dish out 40 bucks for a new controller.

>>115147763
>Playing CoD
>Thinking you're the tits

>>115147620

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdREEcfaihg

>>115147779
he was pointing out that you are stupid because memory can also refer to the hard drive space

>play Smash Bros Melee with brother
>he always picks Yoshi and does nothing but smash attacks and Down B
>I pick Marth to counter his obvious attacks
>win
>"that character is overpowered you can't use him"
>......k whatever
>pick Peach
>"that character is overpowered you can't use her"
>pick Dr.Mario and cape the shit out of him
>"that character is overpowered you can't use him"
>pick someone else
>he wins
>"....Yoshi is overpowered you can't use him"
>"no he's no I'm just good at playing as him"
>my face

sure none of us were really that good but he pretty much does this in every game we've ever played

>>115145998
Actually, a medieval Call of Duty could be interesting. Crossbows, long bows, pikes, lances, broadswords, all that shit.

>>115147620
>>115147620

>>115147841
I should have pointed out he would point out to me after every single game (he was using the TV in my room) how good he is, and how he's the absolute best person he knows.
The only game he can beat me at is Madden.

>>115147916
pick the same character as him

>>115147946
I'm pretty sure that already exists

>>115147916
Your brother sounds like a nigger.

>>115146317
People like to laugh at retards.

>>115147212
miles?

>>115147498
My mother used to do that to me she still does if she gets a chance

>>115147724
I know right shits fucking wack. I love my friends because they never get mad. We all do it for the laughs. But at times, we see whos the alpha player of the certain game.


But when it comes to my brother. man... let me tell you

>be 12
>he's 16
>Plays tomb raider
>Chowing through the story line
>loving every bit of it
>We both make jokes and enjoy the game at it's fine story line and what not
>Get's to a certain stage
>The train stage or something
>Can't get past it
>Starts getting mad
>Tries again
>Rages liek fuck
>Me - "bro calm down, you will get past it, you only died two times.."
>Him - "FUCK SAKE"
>tries again
>dies
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>throws the controller at my mothers dressing table mirror
>smashes
>picks up the controller
>squeezes it and it cracks
>punchs the controller
>starts heading towards the ps1
>DIVE TOWARDS THE FUCKING PS1 AND SO NO FUCK OFF
>parents come in
>"WHATS GOING ON ANON AND ANON"
>Me - "ANONS TRYING TO FUCKING SMASH THE PLAY STATION STOP HIM
>"Parents subdue him before he does and prick him with sedatives to knock him out"
>Mfw everything went better than expected

>Brother
>When thinks get too hard he gets mad
>"Game is cheating", "That shouldn't have happened."
>Slam shit, be a angry fucking loser
>Use to play heaps of multiplayer with him
>Always beat me
>Grow up, get better than him
>"Oh my god stop cheating." "DON'T USE THAT GUN YOU CHEATING FAG."
>Burst into my room after a match, me with a trollface because I actually beat him "STOP CHEATING YOU LITTLE FAG YOU'RE SHIT"
Just realised he's like rage humanised. He's more /v/ than me and he doesn't even go to /v/

>>115146317
autist?

>>115148021
well he's THAT guy
you know THAT guy who always complains about you cheating, the game not working, that you're lucky, his controller is not responding etc.

>>115147946
Well, you can ALMOST have that.
Mount & Blade : Warband.

>>115146592
Your dad is awesome if he only wants to play a dick ass thief and not needing help from fat manchildren.

>>115148110
>
>>"Parents subdue him before he does and prick him with sedatives to knock him out"

>No siblings
>Parents don't play vidya
>No stories to tell

Feels bad, man. Actually, wait, one story with one of my cousins from a long time ago.

>Cousin is a big fan of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games
>I play them with him when I'm over at his house sometimes
>He always slaps my shit, gets like triple my score ever single time
>THPS3 comes out
>Get it for birthday present from one of my uncles
>Actually enjoy it quite a lot, play the shit out of it
>Over at his house
>He wants to play THPS3 since he got it a while ago
>Doesn't know that I have it
>Dominate him, double his score or more every time by just grindan and doing manuals all over the place
>This repeats multiple times
>His rage is visibly building
>Eventually chucks his controller at me, ragequits, rips out the power cable, storms out with tears in his eyes

>playing mario party with brother and friends
>hes usually really good and wins
>hes not doing so good but hes about to get his first star after a while of playing
>the second hes about to get it i hit the reset button
>silent and a moment of shock on his face.. wait for it
>SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS
>throws the controller at the tv and breaks the screen, stomps on the N64 and starts crying
>mfw

>see a friend play some shootan game
>challenge him, know he's better because it's the only thing he ever plays(not really)
>gets a sniper, lays in a corner and proceeds to watch my screen and spawn kill me as much as possible
>when he dies, he IMMEDIATLY runs to the sniper and repeats above.

Usually I get the hang of the level and can predict EXACTLY what he's going to do so he ragequits. But WHY would people do this? If he ever plays other games we tend to just have, you know, FUN. But when it's Shooter: Unlimited Warfare X it's always ends in a fight.

>>115147908
Nope, because English isn't my main language.
Here 'memory' (Muisti) refers to RAM, and hard disk is Kovalevy or Kiintolevy. And i was referring to RAM (Muisti) but he thought that RAM is the same thing as hard disk space

>>115147139

damn you

>younger brother cheats in every video game if it's easily possible

>brother and I build PCs
>family insists on buying PCs for insane prices
>occasionally ask why
>I'm not trustworthy since I'm a girl and apparently my magic aura of failure automatically breaks all electronics in a 10m radius
>I can understand this, I mean look at these threads and everyone's shit tier sisters.
>brother isn't trusted because "he's a nerd", and because he once said that Apple is bad.
>"BUT APPLE CAN'T BE BAD THEIR COMPUTERS ARE PRETTY."
>fuck you family

>couldn't kill taurus demon
>dad's find the game cool
>mfw he finished dark souls
Am I a filthy casual?

>>115147908
>memory
>hard disk drive space

>>115148145
Mount & Blade is quite clunky

But soon Chivalry Medieval Warfare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjcVLn444Bw&feature=related

>>115148312

>>115148385
She's a trap.

>>115148420
still hit it with the force of a thousand suns

>parents visiting some family friends
>kid playing a NFS game (the one with the auto-driving drag races... undercover?) on the TV
>his parents tell us to share
>he only lets me do the drag races, but I win and feel pretty good
>get NFS later, turns out the drag races are ridiculously easy and the kid was just doing the bare minimum so I wouldn't fuck up his game

>>115147946
>Ye Olde Warfare
>you know it will end up with people camping with a bow long enough to get a killstreak so they can begin a combo of kills and killstreaks to rack up 25 kills and use the game winning Plague Rats.

>>115148420

>not poster of the image

I don't care, if she is a trap or not. She's great.

>>115148303
>younger brother will also always "grief" if there's an online part of the game

My brother buys Madden every year.

>>115148102

Tell me more

>be in a house with then-friends
>N64 with goldeneye
>me, being the pc master race, rolled everyone
>laugh
>they get mad at me
>decide to play team A vs. team B
>everyone wants to team up with me
>mfw I won every game

>play Perfect Dark with older brother
>punches me in the arm every time I kill him
>keep killing him anyway

>>115148530
I do this too.

umad?

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>Video games? Aren't you a little too old for this?

>playing with nigger friend
>bets me $10 he wins in mario kart vs me best out of 5
>win the first 3, game over I won
>he beats me up and takes my money and his dad picks me up and throws me out of the house
>mfw there was never even an argument he just didn't like the fact he lost and would have had to pay up

>Have some cousins and friends that play Halo/CoD/ any FPS game pretty much every day.
>Get invited to their house for a party of something.
>Finally the time to play vidya gaems with/against them.
>They choose Halo 3, 4 player splitscreen.
>I have never played any Halo game before except for Halo: CE, and I sucked ass at it. But that was a long time ago.
>Early game, I take the lead, somehow.
>Overhear them talking about their 'plan'. >Apparently they were planning on teaming up on me and see how much it takes to piss me off. (I'm a pretty chill guy.)
>Don't really give a fuck. Still destroy them.
>They're raging and trying their hardest to disrupt my gaming. This includes covering my eyes, hitting the contoller out of my hand, etc. You name it.
>After a few matches the youngest one starts crying.
>Blames me for cheating in the game.
>Faggot cousins blame me as well.
>Get kicked out of the house by his bodybuilder father.
>MFW

I don't like people who cry over a video game. It's a fucking game. Who care's if you lose, it's all about FUN

>brother is 16, still has a squeaky voice somehow
>when he gets mad he sounds like a young girl screaming
>parents want me to babysit him for a day because they still don't trust him alone
>he's playing Call of Duty, getting his ass kicked
>getting madder and madder
>"Man you're bad at this game. Maybe you should pick an easier one"
>"FUCK YOU WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT IF YOU'RE SO GOOD?"
>"Now, now, watch your language, young lady."
>"I FUCKING HATE YOU" in his little girl voice
>mfw

>different time
>he's playing it again
>whining about his k:d ratio
>"Man, that is pretty awful. That's like, bad."
>"YEAH WELL WHAT'S YOURS FAGGOT?"
>"I don't know, I don't play shit games."
>"I MEANT IN ALL GAMES FAGGOT"
>mfw
I also chuckle a little inside every time he calls somebody a faggot, because I know about his secret gay porn stash, and, more recently, his collection of MLP-related images and videos.

>>115148660
>"Friend" does this to you.
>Remain his friend and act like nothing happened

Stand up for yourself you fucking pussy.

Might as well contribute.

>play wow when it first came out
>enjoy it
>have mad fun with it
>fuck the shit out lone wolfing everything by myself
>get greatly immersed into every time
>sister bugs me to get on the computer
>sister repetitively keeps annoying me till she gets her turn
>happens over the course of a few weeks
>tells me my game /wow is shit and looks like crap, and calls it runescape
>tells me to go get a gf faggot
>punch her in the face
>she gets a bleeding nose
>she cries
>apologize and hug her
>does tell parents
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg
>years later
>she moves out
>and i visit her
>shes playing wow all of a sudden out of fucking nowhere
>shes level 80 and is showing me all her stuff
>feel proud yet almost angry and mad at the same time
>hug her softly while she's staring at the screen
>"what the fuck are you doing"
>nothing sis.. nothing..

truestory

>Argue that Apple computers are bad
>They say they don't get viruses
>"Well, neither does your PC so long as you get a decent anti-virus program"
>"Oh, you mean like Norton?"

>>115148347
>dad's

Oh god I wish I had my reaction folder right now

>no siblings
>parents hate vidya
>have one friend that always come over to play some vidya
>one day he brings Burnout 3
>says he's pretty good
>since I never played the game before, he won every race
>Buy a copy of Burnout 3 myself
>dare him for a race off
>he only has Sports level cars, I have Supers
>he says its not fair to me to go with the Super Dominator
>ask him if it was OK if I go with a coupe
>get the Classic coupe ultimate (or whatever was his name, it was the green coupe with splash decals)
>racing in one of the asian tracks
>he is winning, but only for 3 seconds
>he is using boost like a fucker
>im not
>last lap
>BOOST AWAY
>pass him
>on the last turn do a 360 drift just to piss him off and win the race
>he trows the controller at the ground

It was his controller, so no harm done, but what the fuck man

>>115148751
>>115148751
was a friend at the time and we were like 11 you dumb uncle fucker, he just sucker punched me and started hitting me with a steel candle holder then his big nigger slave genetic father picked me up and threw me out

methinks he did it because he must have been moving cuz i never saw him again

wouldn't have noticed b/c his apartment was a pig sty

>>115148814
>so long as you get a decent anti-virus program
Or a brain.

>>115148718
>This includes covering my eyes, hitting the contoller out of my hand, etc. You name it.
Okay, that would legitimately piss me off. I wouldn't really RAAAAGE, but there's no way I'd keep playing. Congrats on keeping your cool I guess.

>if minecraft wants to compete on console they have to increase the graphics

my brother actually said that

>Uncle lives with us for a while in our spare bedroom
>He's half the age of my mom, just out of college, plays a fair bit of vidya
>Likes a lot of SNES JRPGs, especially Final Fantasy II/IV and III/VI
>Buys VII and plays it on my PS1
>Play it at the same time as him because why not
>I ragequit a lot on bosses and drop the game for weeks at a time because I'm like eight years old and run from most battles, think it's the hardest shit ever
>He gets way further than me, eventually gets to the end of the game
>Loses to Sephiroth
>Grinds a fuckton
>Vaps his active party members
>Still loses somehow
>Declares it impossible, ragequits
>I get there months later and win easily, having gotten less shit at the game
>His (lack of a) face when he realizes level scaling

>>115148804

+1

>>115148347
your dad is a bro. also anyone should be able to beat dark souls as long as they dont charge in like a retard.

>>115148933
i hate your bro go kick him in the dick for me

>>115148728
>"Now, now, watch your language, young lady."
I fucking lost it.

>download Sonic Generations demo on my PS3
>mother comes over and asks to play
>ain't got anything else, let her play Sonic (she used to play the shit out of it when I was 7 years old and had Sega Genesis)
>finishes it in no time
>"So, what are you playing right now?"
>"Uhhh, I don't think you'll like that"
>"Oh come on, show me"
>load Demon's Souls
>explain basic controls to her
>she plays with my sl30 wanderer for a while
>goes to 4-1
>dark world tendency
>rapes black phantom skeleton near the stairs there
>mfw

Fun thing is that she enjoyed Demon's Souls more than Sonic. I don't know what to think about all this shit.

>mfw i only have an identical twin brother and we always think the same and have the same things and do the same things so neither of us ever say something stupid or disagree with each other and ultimately have each others backs as we are SUPERBROS

not my family member but this is the ideal thread to share this.
>My friend says xbox gaming is better than PC gaming
>i calmly ask why
>because people who play PC are fat and nerdy
FROM A 17 YEAR OLD

>>115148728
>"I FUCKING HATE YOU" in his little girl voice

Please record him for /v/

>>115149035
i have a twin but hes not identical and we fight all the time and hes a console peasant and im pc masturr race

>>115149035
>>mfw i only have an identical twin brother and we always think the same and have the same things and do the same things so neither of us ever say something stupid or disagree with each other and ultimately have each others backs as we are SUPERBROS

Glad to see you on here brother

>mfw

>Have a 18 year old sister.
>She build her own gaming PC.
>Uses a voice manipulation tool so that her Quake 3 team doesn't finds out that she's a girl.
>Has broken up with some guy because he claimed that CoD is better than Quake.

I love her. ♥

>>115146771
>He fucking loves Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Lego.
Bro of the year, all years.

>rent an apartment with my sister because even they're expensive around here
>she walks into the room half-clothed while I'm playing games
>"You know, those games make you seem like a loser. If you stopped playing them so often, you could get laid all the time."
>"What's the point, though? I'd never be able to get my numbers as high as yours are."
>gets angry and walks out
She isn't aware I've been boinking one of her friends, I guess. Women with low self-esteem are the greatest gift to man.

>>115146771
>He fucking loves Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Lego.
I love the little guy and haven't met him.

>be PC master race and most family members know it
>play Wii Sports for the first time
>win many games, most of the time it's clearly luck
>everyone gets mad regardless
>"Well if I spent my time playing video games the whole day, I could be as good as you."
>"Well at least I have a life!"
>"All that shooting and killing improved anon's reflexes I guess. How many people did you kill this week, huh?"
>mfw when I mostly play strategy games and point&click adventures

>>115149192
>breaking up because of some video game opinions
That's just fucking pathetic.

>>115149103
Maybe in the future.

>>115149224
>she walks into the room half-clothed while I'm playing games

Whats the significance between that and your story there comrade?

Obviously someone's been fucking his sister and not her low self-esteem friend

>>115149301

Do it now

Do it

>>115149390
i also noticed that.

If you punch a dick in the squid, then how many squids have you truly dicked?

>>115149224

You could do better anon. In fact, so could I.
I've cheated on mh GF, but dude... I just don't want to break up wither her, because I'm sure she'd kill herself, and I just can't live with that guilt.

My only memories of my family participating in my interests are when my Mom watched me play Ocarina of Time for about 10 minutes (probably read somewhere that videogames make kids kill people and was checking it out and then got bored) and when my one brother played Mario Kart 64 with me for a WHOLE afternoon!

I was so happy playing with my older brother. Holy shit.

Other than that there have been the times when they would hang out with me to sate their egos. "Hey anon, lets play a game! I heard about this one on TV! (shows gears of war). I don't want to be a dick and say no, so I spend 20 minutes plugging in my xbox360 and getting batteries for the dead controller and shit. He plays for 10 minutes before asking if I want to watch some TV now.

>mfw I left a raid that I was 4 hours in on because my brother wanted to play games.

Fuck my family. Seriously. You have no idea how many camping trips, UFC nights, Football sundays I go to just to spend time with my brothers. I FUCKING HATE ALL THAT SHIT. They know it too. They just slap on a troll face when they come to visit and say "Hey anon! Wanna go to the park and toss a football around?"

FUCK YOU. How about you sit your ass down and watch the entire first three seasons of GSL and we can start catching up.

>>115149192
>implying this "sister" isn't you
>heart symbol you copied from your facebook status
>making female gamers sound bad once again
Thanks sis

>A friend give me a civnet CD (Civ 1, but with multiplayer)
>Play it with my dad
>After a month or so my dad spend his days playing it
>Whenever my mom is out, he just wakes up, do some work, play civnet THE WHOLE DAY, do some work, go to sleep
>Shit sucked hard. I sometimes spent the entire day without eating because he just wouldnt stop.

>>115149390
Just adding details to the story. She was getting changed after a shower or something. I also mentioned that I live in an apartment, but I'm not fucking it.
any more

>brother wants to play gta4.
>picks up the controller
>rewrites my save
>when he turns with a car, he moves his body left or right think its helping.
>when he goes off the ramps, he gets up and stands there till the jumps over.
>when it gets shot he says "WHAT THE FUCK! WHY DID THEY DO THAT?"

>>115149390
>>115149409

I think he's pointing out she's an obvious slut if she has no quarrels walking around mostly naked

>>115149224
>rent a house with sister and two other female friends
>none of them play video games
>winter comes, they really start to pack on the pounds
>turns out one friend is dating the guy who was the biggest asshole back at my highschool
this isn't how it was meant to happen
this isn't how it was meant to happen at all

ITT: Most of us bitch that our family doesn't game the exact same way we do.

Those that did this, did you ever consider that maybe your the faggot in these scenarios?

Only child reporting in. Retarded step brother, though.

>Play Halo:CE multiplayer, him vs me
>Unlimited points, unlimited time, just dicking around killing each other
>I absolutely destroy him every time he fires a gun at me
>"You're not allowed to shoot from now on you nerd"
>okay.jpg
>Demolish him with roadkills, melee kills, he gets up and leaves when the score is 130-40

>>115149398
You want me to drive across town on a Saturday morning, wake him up, and make sure he loses at a game so I can subtly piss him off. I can't just outright call him a loser or something, you know. He doesn't get mad then. It takes planning, and finesse. Plus my cat's in my lap and I don't want to kick him off.

>>115149441
wat

>>115149456

>Implying I can't into alt+3

>>115149490
Still doesn't seem necessary for statement like that.

I mean, does this really sound right

>Be playing vidya on my pc in my room
>Sister walks in half naked or "half clothed"
>Tells me i'm a looser and says i should get a girl friend
>Walks out of the room as her panties fall down
>Turns around and says oh look brother my panties fell down
>I walk to my door and slam it shut
> Continue gaming
>She knocks on the door and asks me
>"ARE YOU GONNA FUCK ME OR WHAT!?"
>mfw

See now it doesn't, does it?

>>115149609

Yes, do it

>several years back
>aunt and her family come for a visit
>mom tells me to enterntain aunts kid (he was like 9 or 10)
>hesitantly let him play my brand new N64
>I play with him to make sure he doesn't erase anything or brake the games
>have to leave him alone with it for a hour because I had to run a couple of errands for mom
>tell the kid not to break anything
>come back
>aunt and her family is gone
>''ok good. now I can finally play N64 alone''
>all of my games have disappeared (only had 3 N64 games at that time)
>ask my mom what the fuck happened
>she doesn't know, calls aunt
>she says that the kid claims that I gave the games to him as a present
>mom and aunt get into argument because she knows I wouldn't give my games away since I just got them with my hard made money of doing shit jobs for family
>few months later we visit their home
>piss in the kids pillow and in his toybox and steal all my aunts money she had in her wallet
>mom says to aunt that she saw aunts kids steal all the money

Even though the money didn't cover even half of the cost of those 3 games, my mom bought them and 1 more game at christmas month later.

>grew up alone
>met my half-siblings
>brother plays Burnout games religiously
>sister is hot and I very much want to invite her to the pants party
>sister (other side) is like 6 and always calls me to come play Lego Star Wars with her

>many years ago
>dad brings home demo of tomb raider that he got from a work friend
>can't get it working on our computer though

>later, i buying computer game magazines
>demo of some swedish racing game
>no multiplayer, but we both take turns trying to beat each others times on the few included maps/cars

>lose the disc
>have to reformat, lose the game
>don't play games any more with him

>go home for holidays
>look up long hallway to house office, see him playing the flight sim mode in google earth occasionally
>think about going up and talking about games again but never do

>>115149717
No.

>>115149802
Do it.
Do it now.

>>115149732

>brake the games

>>115149804

This is a case of me being stupid.

>be 9, big brother is 13
>playing Crash Team Racing
>beating him like crazy all the time
>he gives an occasional humph or a rrrgh
>feel smug as fuck
>after another victory he says "I bet you 10 dollars I'll beat you now"
>haha, you're on, loser
>he proceeds to kick my ass to hell and back, while I think it was just a fluke and bet another 10 dollars
>he completely wipes the race track with my face in my ass
>leaves the room 20 dollars richer while I still don't know what just happened

Well played, brother.

>youngest sister (about 10) tells me to get a life
>she's playing habbo hotel at the time

>that feel when you hate your only sibling so much you've not talked to him in the whole year since he moved out and still frequently have dreams where you stab him to death

>>115149732
>mom and aunt get into argument because she knows I wouldn't give my games away since I just got them with my hard made money of doing shit jobs for family
I think we should have a moment of silence here for all the parents who didn't defend their own children when this kind of thing inevitably happened.

>>115149804
Do it you whale-humping dick-bishop

>>115149966
Richard?

>sitting on the floor playing my new copy of Saints Row 2
>brother knocks and walks in immediately (I'm a bit hard of hearing, so family members just come in)
>leans on my head
>"Hi."
>"Get off my head please."
>turns around
>now he's sitting on my head
>"Better?"
>mfw
He doesn't actually do anything stupid, he just likes to try and piss me off.

>Get a Gamecube
>Play vidya all day erry day
>Sis sees me playing Harvest Moon
>She's curious
>Begins to get into vidya
>She starts playing Animal Crossing, HM:AWL, Melee, etc.
>Finally unearth Zelda Collector's Disk
>Try playing OoT
>Suck shit at it for some reason even though I know what to do
>Sis tries
>I instruct her what to do
>Deku tree complete
>We enjoy playing through OoT, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess like this
>mfw we'll enjoy playing Skyward Sword like this as well
>mfw I have an awesome older sister

>playing DBZ BT3 with 6 yearold cousin
>i win everytime
>he cries everytime
>he want me to let him win
>okay
>i feel angry when he wins
>i feel rage that i let a 6 yearold kid win a 19 yearold