Because /v/ is made up of mostly Deus Ex fanboys and high school kids.

>>114991605
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>114991169
>health regen
It's slow as fuck, you'll die before it gets halfway
>shitty Gears of War style cover system
It's nothing like Gears
>cowadooty iron sights
Nitpicking
>"Awesome" button
They streamlined having weapons to just doing it in one button. It's better or worse depending if you miss the baton or not.
>every important in-game item is highlighted
You can turn that off.

>>114991725
>>114991725
>>114991725
oh look, its a high school dropout and a welfare queen redneck, how is it like getting blown up for irch douche-bag CEOs?

and Bring it on bitch, Im an active Vietcong soldier, i have over 500 confirmed kills and am trained in every type of karate, small arms and traps. Ever since the war ended ive been in my tunnel/armory with my laptop scouting the internet for fat americunts like you that think they can talk shit, just come over here, and watch your step, i have my entire house booby trapped and i have a pet tiger that also knows karate

>>114991725

>>114991725
>>114992257

WAT

>>114991725
>>114991725
>>114991725
>>114991725
>>114991725
>>114991725
Bring it on you pussy, you think you talk shit like that to Spetnaz.

You have awoken sleeping bear!

what do you mean by 'awesome' button?

>>114991725
>>114992257

Because I enjoyed it.

>>114992257
>>114992420
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

>>114992257
>>114991725
I like where this is going.

>>114992425

Press F to receive awesome cinematic takedown

>>114992564
>>114992257
>>114991725

>shitty Gears of War style cover system

The only reason you could hate hate DEHR's cover system is if you hate the idea of cover systems in general.

>every important in-game item is highlighted

Optional, just like the location marker. In fact, you'll fail part of the first mission if you blindly follow the objective marker.

>cowadooty iron sights

It has that? I never used it and most players haven't mentioned it.

>>114992713
It's "Q". Get it right.

>>114992564
>>114992564
How are those wars working out for you buddy? ready for the biggest empire collapse since the soviet union? you're country is shit, no one likes you, you are fat dumb world police who are stuck in the stone age as far as healthcare and education goes, and your leaders are either bought by corporations or dumb as shit, enjoy being a 3rd world country

>>114992815
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

>>114992784
>>114992784
>>114992784
if you press the middle mouse button you bring up iron sights, but no one fucking uses it, i did my first playthrough without ever bringing it up, so its irrelevant

>>114992398
>>114992383
Newfriends.

>>114992815
>2011
>not changing F to takedowns and Q to interact

>>114992713

Ah cheers.

Eh, I hardly used stealth + takedowns. Apart from that one mission where you were asked to by the prostitute cop.

I just shot people. Revovler + Explosive upgrade = too much fun and easy as fuck.

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>>114992923
>>114992923
>>114992923
My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500


Bring it on you dumb fuckwad, bring all your guns i dont care, ill karate chop your bullets HIYAH!!!! CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!

>>114992878
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>pick give me deus ex
>get Deus Ex

>>114992564

Please be trolling.

>>114992878
WOW SON, U BUT ANGREY I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit husband you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia no u r the mayor lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" -You ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED

>>114993145
well, well, well, what have we here? another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the /a/ mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting *the entire thread for additional proof* and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound piles of shit. your days are *fucking numbered*.

>>114991169
Fuck you.
And people like you.


In regards to this thread, what a shame.

>>114993300
you should lurk more before posting, then you wouldn't embarrass yourself

>>114993388
>993388

>>114993300

wow faggot you accusing me of trolling? how about i

>993300
>99
>33
>00

I... I'm sorry Mr Bateman.

>>114991775

I just want to point out I never had to use a healthpack once. All you have to do to win is get shot, maybe kill 1 or 2 guys, go hide in an air duct and wait for like a minute and your back at full health.

I really don't give a shit about the other points.

>>114993469
You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. "OH MY GOD MY POST NUMBER ENDED IN 2 REPEATED NUMBERS ZOMGROFLMFAO!!11!!" You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really really worry about the state of my generation. Where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

>>114993442

At least I don't have the grammar of a 5 year old.

>>114993589
PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING WIN, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

Pro tip guys. Anything more than 3 lines is copypasta. No one in /v/ is smart and articulated enough to go beyond that.

>>114993145

>ill karate chop your bullets HIYAH!!!! CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!

>>114993567
>>114993567
>>114993567
dude....are you OK? seriously.

>>114993709

Cool story bro.

>>114993567

The phone's ringing. Why don't you see who it is?

Patrick Bateman: Check them.

Im pretty sure we are talking to a schizo homeless guy that snuck into a library

>>114993589
oh man u shut me uplol im so BUTTOWN3D rofl xP

Because OP, it's better than what passes for average these days.
Also, anyone bitching about ironsights can fuck off, it's a tiny little detail and you don't even have to use it.
>>114993334
>>114993314
Keep going. I'm liking where this is headed.

>>114993743
> No one in /v/ is smart and articulated enough to go beyond that.
I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBOZ9bfcXhk

>>114993567
>getting angry on the internet
>i seriously hope......

>>114993910

Even if this is copypasta, who the hell spends their time typing out elaborate paragraphs about stupid shit like this?

And now, for the coup de grâce.

Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>114993589
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO

GET MERC'D KID

Nice one bro.

>>114993589
pul my dik out of your as and it dreps cum. i watc the pudle of cum mix w/ the taers that ur bledin on the flour. i walk away as your but bleeds tears and poo. i stand behind my castle of dbz vhs tapes and i hav a boner. BUTTOWNED

>>114994003

Wait, this is an actual fucking mod? How have I not heard about this? DOWNLOADAN NAO

Invisible War is better, Alex D is way cooler than stupid Adam.

>>114994092
You could fuck me anytime big boy.

I wished you guys did this in skyrim threads...Seriously, they are a fucking trollstorm.

Immense samefagging in this thread with all the old copypasta go to /b/ with this lolsorandum&epix xDDDDDDD shit

>>114993787
WHATS IT LEIK BEING MAD AL DA TIME? HAV U BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH TYPE 2 BUTTABETES YET? MAYB IF U STOPED BUYING RAMEN AND FILLING IT WIT UR STEEMY HERT JUIZE U COULD AFFORD 2 GET TREATED BUT INSTEAD UR ALWAYZ GOING 2 B BUTTSUICIDAL "I ENJOI DIPPIN DICKS IN MY BUTT TO FIL DA VOID IN MY COKC" -u UCANT HANDL DA TRUTH N I BET UR JAKIN OFF 2 UR SPARM BARBIES RIGHT NOW Y DONT U GO BAK TO COCKVIL AND STOP CONVINVING URSELF DAT UR STR8? "I SAW GUY PORN WHEN I WAS 2 AND JAKED OFF MY BABBYCOK N LIKED IT" -u I ALMOST FEEL SORYR 4 U BUT DEN I REALISE UR ALWAYS GOING 2 B ANUSINCINERATED

this thread is epic archive plz

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