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  • File : 1318892872.jpg-(1.16 MB, 1920x1080, wallpaper_1080p_saints_row_3_by_deaviant(...).jpg)
    1.16 MB Saints Row? More like SHIT Row. Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:07 No.113886632  
    This series is just absolute shit, and the third(hopefully final game) will continue the tradition of shit.

    -the game is literally the gay camp version of GTA, no serious aspects to the plot or characters at all, just goofy randumb shit that appeals to modern day WoW fans and CoD players and other dregs of gamer society.

    -combat is absolute fucking ass. I played the Fight Club in Saints Row 2 at a friend's house, instead of a solid fighter style experience, it was literally running around mashing one button nonstop. Why didn't they make the controls and gameplay for Fight Club change to a more traditional fighter with technical depth and skill and inputs ala Soul Calibur or Tekken?

    -character design is godawful, fucking look at this image, wtf kind of male character is that shit? Some emo faggot in makeup?

    -again the picture shows the shit artstyle and aesthetic of the game. Unlike the serious look of GTA, the city in SR3 looks like some goofy mix of realism and fantasy, with bright fucking neon signs and lights everywhere. It's like they tried to parody Bladerunner and failed fucking miserably.

    -celebrity voice acting, nuff said. Only people who want to buy this game are morons who think sasha grey is "hot, witty, and cool" and "Hulk Hogan is so badassXD"

    Fuck this shit and fuck anyone supporting this garbage game. Oh and 40 weeks of DLC I rest my case.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:13 No.113887162
    bout time, sick of the fags dicksucking this pos
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/17/11(Mon)19:14 No.113887241
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:15 No.113887328
    >i dislike fun, everything has to be realistic
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:15 No.113887366
    >>113887241
    Yeah actually I am. Fuck this game and what it stands for. Only people who'd enjoy this shit are occupy wall street supporters
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 10/17/11(Mon)19:16 No.113887436
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:16 No.113887444
    >>113887328
    >my idea of fun is making every single aspect of a game completely absurd
    >I spend all day on gaiaonline saying things like "dinosaurs purple monkey dishwashersXD"
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:18 No.113887585
    >>113886632
    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:18 No.113887603
    Fuck you, OP.

    I enjoyed Saint's Row 2 and I plan on enjoying Saint's Row 3 and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:19 No.113887711
    >>113887366
    haha holy shit
    It's like a chatbot, stringing together words because they're words people seem to use a lot. Not actually know what it's saying, only following it's programming.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:22 No.113887938
    >Unlike the serious look of GTA.
    1/10
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:23 No.113888008
    >-the game is literally the gay camp version of GTA, no serious aspects to the plot or characters at all, just goofy randumb shit that appeals to modern day WoW fans and CoD players and other dregs of gamer society.
    SR1 and SR2 had a pretty decent plot and good characters. It wasn't just LOL LET'S GO BLOW SHIT UP like you seem to
    >imply

    >-combat is absolute fucking ass. I played the Fight Club in Saints Row 2 at a friend's house, instead of a solid fighter style experience, it was literally running around mashing one button nonstop. Why didn't they make the controls and gameplay for Fight Club change to a more traditional fighter with technical depth and skill and inputs ala Soul Calibur or Tekken?
    >implying game developers have the time, budget, or manpower to intricately design every minigame

    >-character design is godawful, fucking look at this image, wtf kind of male character is that shit? Some emo faggot in makeup?
    Yep, he's a faggot alright, and you get to kill him.

    >-again the picture shows the shit artstyle and aesthetic of the game. Unlike the serious look of GTA, the city in SR3 looks like some goofy mix of realism and fantasy, with bright fucking neon signs and lights everywhere. It's like they tried to parody Bladerunner and failed fucking miserably.
    >I've never been to Las Vegas.

    >-celebrity voice acting, nuff said. Only people who want to buy this game are morons who think sasha grey is "hot, witty, and cool" and "Hulk Hogan is so badassXD"
    >implying the GTA series doesn't have celebrity voice acting
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:23 No.113888054
    >>113887603
    You mean you're a retard who can't handle a game that isn't filled with retarded camp bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:24 No.113888130
    >>113888054
    >People can only like one kind of game!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:24 No.113888133
    >>113887444
    why not? that would be ace
    stop being so butt-hurt OP
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:24 No.113888150
    OP sounds like a 40 year old man whining about how times keep changing.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:24 No.113888162
    >>113888054
    your a camp
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:25 No.113888209
    At least choose some things to complain about which aren't debatable. You know, like accurately depicting the length of the DLC and why it's shit. jesus.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:25 No.113888286
    >>113888008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eLwIRo1RYY

    The game itself is selling itself on the fact it's randumb shit.

    Also GTA never had a fucking pornstar voice actress.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:25 No.113888298
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    >>113888054
    Are you even trying?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:26 No.113888377
    HULK HOGAN IS SO BADASS

    but only when he's selling TV's on Rent-A-Center's commercials.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:27 No.113888413
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    this is stag boys......bend over were going to get RAAAAAAAAAAAAPED
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTgPVx2-A0I
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:27 No.113888422
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    I rest my case as to why SR3 is maximum faggotry: see pic.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:28 No.113888484
    >>113888286
    That's right. Everyone knows Jenna Jamesone is a porn DIRECTOR.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:28 No.113888502
    >>113888150
    how are times changing? they're staying the same. i think this sounds like a good review. i don't like to mash one button to do generic, bad animated fighting. the goofy shit in the screenshots i see look so fucking pointless.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:28 No.113888554
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    OP you seem pretty butthurt.

    Don't worry though, I'll be enjoying the game whether you want me to or not.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:28 No.113888555
    >>113888286
    Your underage is showing. Candy Suxx was played by Jenna Jameson.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:29 No.113888598
    >>113888422
    You sure showed us, huh OP? Sure did. Yes Sir!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:30 No.113888654
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    ATTENTION /v/

    YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED BY WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN A FUNNY POST
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:30 No.113888667
    the same fag in this thread is strong.....
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:30 No.113888676
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    >>113888422

    OMG I MUST HAVE SAINTS ROW 3 HEADPHONES!!!!

    MY FRIENDS WILL BE SO JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:30 No.113888729
    lololol even GTA IV sucks in hindsight. why would you guys want something even worse?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:30 No.113888737
    >>113888286
    >Also GTA never had a fucking pornstar voice actress.
    http://gta.wikia.com/Candy_Suxxx
    >Voiced by: Jenna Jameson
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Jameson
    >Jenna Jameson (born Jenna Marie Massoli; April 9, 1974)[3][4] is an American entrepreneur and former pornographic actress, who has been called the world's most famous adult-entertainment performer[5][6][7] and "The Queen of Porn."[8] She started acting in erotic videos in 1993 after having worked as a stripper and glamour model. By 1996, she had won the "top newcomer" award from each of the three major adult movie organizations. She has since won more than 20 adult video awards, and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame.[9][10]

    Your argument, it is invalid.

    Also, what's wrong with a little LOL RANDUMB now and again? It's an open world, so fucking with it in a myriad of ways is just fun. I think you're bitter and jaded.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:30 No.113888749
    would have taken this serious but he actually tried to say GTA does the genre right. which about as wrong as you can go. I don't like saints row much, but GTA is far worse than SR can ever do.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:30 No.113888754
    >>113888286
    LOL I love how the asian dude with shades is a total ripoff of Jin from Tekken 6
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:31 No.113888755
    >>113888502
    >i don't like to mash one button to do generic, bad animated fighting. the goofy shit in the screenshots i see look so fucking pointless.
    NEWS FLASH! OTHER PEOPLE EXIST! WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS AND TASTES! DEAR LORD, KILL THEM ALL!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:31 No.113888763
    >>113888422

    i don't have anything against saints row, but that has to be one of the most awful "collector's editions" of a game i've ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:31 No.113888791
    >>113888413
    I will blow that waste of cash out of the sky so hard while I scream YO JOE!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:32 No.113888871
    >>113888755
    yeaaahh. you guys don't want a high end game with an incredible amount of work put into it. you want the next babby fix. way to budget your gaming.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:32 No.113888890
    >>113888555
    >>113888737
    jenna jameson is a classy woman, sasha grey licked a fucking toilet seat and drank piss.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:33 No.113888958
    >>113888890

    And she was paid tens of thousands of dollars for it.

    We would all do the same.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:33 No.113888967
    >>113888890
    >porn-star
    >classy
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:33 No.113888968
    >>113888890
    Bobbi Starr is pretty cool too.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:34 No.113889066
    >>113886632
    That's supposed to be a drag queen in the picture, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:35 No.113889139
    >>113888871
    >durr hurr game must be "mature" and "hardcore" and I have to invest endless hours in it to have some fun
    OP is confirmed for either undrage or fucking unemployed. Some of us just want to unwind at the end of the day. The devs aren't making the game just for you. Immature fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:35 No.113889141
    >>113888871

    I don't care how much work went into it.

    When it comes down to it, I want to play what I think is fun, regardless of what others think.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:35 No.113889201
    >>113888958
    Not Jenna Jameson, she had standards

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eLwIRo1RYY

    how come anytime this dude punches someone tons of blood gushes out, wtf? wasn't this supposed to be a gay camp game?
    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:35 No.113889218
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    >> Anonymous 10/17/11(Mon)19:36 No.113889245
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    alright, that's understandable. i will continue to question your tastes of fun, however.



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