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10/17/11(Mon)19:23 No.113888008>-the
game is literally the gay camp version of GTA, no serious aspects to
the plot or characters at all, just goofy randumb shit that appeals to
modern day WoW fans and CoD players and other dregs of gamer society. SR1 and SR2 had a pretty decent plot and good characters. It wasn't just LOL LET'S GO BLOW SHIT UP like you seem to >imply
>-combat
is absolute fucking ass. I played the Fight Club in Saints Row 2 at a
friend's house, instead of a solid fighter style experience, it was
literally running around mashing one button nonstop. Why didn't they
make the controls and gameplay for Fight Club change to a more
traditional fighter with technical depth and skill and inputs ala Soul
Calibur or Tekken? >implying game developers have the time, budget, or manpower to intricately design every minigame
>-character
design is godawful, fucking look at this image, wtf kind of male
character is that shit? Some emo faggot in makeup? Yep, he's a faggot alright, and you get to kill him.
>-again
the picture shows the shit artstyle and aesthetic of the game. Unlike
the serious look of GTA, the city in SR3 looks like some goofy mix of
realism and fantasy, with bright fucking neon signs and lights
everywhere. It's like they tried to parody Bladerunner and failed
fucking miserably. >I've never been to Las Vegas.
>-celebrity
voice acting, nuff said. Only people who want to buy this game are
morons who think sasha grey is "hot, witty, and cool" and "Hulk Hogan is
so badassXD" >implying the GTA series doesn't have celebrity voice acting |