What debate?

At least we can all agree Miranda is awful

>>113347408
Shepard would never go for a plastic-wrapped bucket head when he can have THIS.

dat Ashley

Liara, then Jack, the others are shit tier.

>>113347408
This.

Only BioWare can put me off human females, yet still make a face-less alien attractive.

>>113347529
She has a face.

Master of the Universe Tier
>Ashley

He's a Cool Guy Tier
>Jack

Xeno-loving Scum Tier
Tali
Liara

>Nigger What Are You Doing Tier
Miranda

At first it was Liara, then ME2. and no, it wasn't the personality change, I expected that. Unlike all you other emotionally retarded apes. It was the whole Feron thing. If you don't get with her, she totally wants to hit it with Feron. I liked the fact that even if you don't get with her, she seems loyal. She looked for your body and all that shit. No one else did. Now I don't think she's as great as I used to. Asari's live forever, so she sure moved on quick. and you ain't never supposed to get over Shepard anyhow.

Miranda's a bitch and a slut. and she can't have kids.

Ashley's a bitch, but she gets better.

Jack's a bitch who probably has space-aids, but she learns her place.

Tali's nice and all, but not very sexy. Cute as hell, though.

So, I say Ashley maybe.

Liara, Tali, Ashley

>>113347634
This anon speaks the truth.

>>113347702
Wait for Ashley in ME3. I predict a violent change in personality when she realizes that she outranks Shepard.

Ashley is a racist bitch
Liara is a boring airhead

What the fuck was Bioware thinking I'd be interested in either one of those two?

Liara, Ashley, Jack, miranda.............tali.

>>113347860
How does she outrank him?

They're both spectres.

>implying anything can beat liaras mindgasm
I'll take my blueberry please.

I'm sorry but Miranda is the best.

The rest of those characters are dead to me in my playthrough (well not really but I never use them)

>>113347930
Spectre isn't a rank, it's a position. Ashley, however, is now a Staff Commander. Shepard is just a Commander.

>>113348001
How the fuck does Ashley outrank Shepard wen he saved the goddamn galaxy twice now?

You forgot Kelly

>>113347860
Isn't she Lieutenant and Shephard commander?

On another note wasn't she an enlistment rank in ME1?

>>113348001
Is Shepard on Ashleys crew?
I didn't think so.

>>113348001
Surely Shepard deserves a promotion after the shit he's donw.

>>113348001

Unless he rejoins, Shepard isn't even part of the alliance as of ME2.

Jack forever. I hate tattoos but I love bald chicks with dark lipstick.

>>113348072
>A bisexual redhead who likes to fuck Varren
>even comparing to these options

>>113348001

Shepard wasn't in the Alliance military anymore, in ME2, was he? Why should he give a damn?

Liara = Tali > Paragon Jack >>>>Renegade Jack>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Miranda/
Ashley

>>113348139
You're still in the Alliance military in ME3

>>113347860
>>113348001
Or not, since I left her ass to fry on Virmire.

Suck it.

>>113348053
well shepherd was dead, so he got passed over for a lot of promotions

lol biodrones.

forever virgins

For me, it's a tie between Liara and Tali.

>>113348146
MAH NIGGA.

You get it!

>>113348110
>>113348139
It's never very well explained but Shepard at least still answers to the Alliance. Hence why he/she is on trial for his/her crimes post-Arrival.

Tali literally became ME2s ME1 liara
How anyone is interested in here is whack.

>>113348175
You put Samara over Tali in any category?

Teh fuck?

>>113348146
I almost got with Jack as a paragon, then I blew her off for Tali... again.

The correct answer is Garrus

>>113347702
>Tali
>not sexy

>>113348417
Tali is a shit character, d/wit

>>113348275

So that means niggers in the future don't know how to award things posthumously?

>>113348516
But she is better than Samara.

Samara was furniture.

Tali > Liara >> Jack >>>>>> michael jackson = ashley

>>113347634
If you have a problem with aliens, wouldn't the Cerberus mascot be an ideal match for you?

That feel when you got with Liara and didn't cheat on her in the second one, and you get to see what happens in the third

Or didn't get with anyone, then got with Tali

Ashley.

next question.

Ashley is everything wrong with Americans

>>113348175
Wrex is the only character that belongs in god tier.

>Not including Blasto: the Hanar Spectre in the "wish you were a squadmate tier"

BUT NONE OF THEM CAN PERFORM GILBERT AND SULLIVAN

Ashley: Honestly I don't find her appealing at all. Just a generic female. I only did her in ME1 because I don't like Liara's personality.

Liara: Every I mean every other asari is more interesting and likeable character than Liara. She is better in ME2 but there is Samara or Morinth.

Tali: I understand why she is a favorite for many Anons but I wearing a mask is a deal breaker for. I need to see the eyes.

Jack: I love broken women, and Jack is a total bro too but I cannot accept her look. Hate me but she is too tatooed and bald for me.

Miranda: Perfect look, cold and strong personality. This is my weakness.

winner (for me): Miranda

>>113348550
There was a cause for samara to be as rigid as she was.
Tali was literally just turned into liara to appease to neck beards. Not to mention her fanbase is horrible, fan fic related.

>>113347408

You can see her face...

Instaliing ME2.

Just leavin' the truth here.

>>113348175
I agree with the best Paragon and Renegade category.

People who hate FemShep just to be haters haven't played her evil. That bitch is fuckin' cold blooded.

Jack. I also love broken women. Plus the bald thing is hot.

>>113348625
>blasto the jellyfish stings
>vid
>hanar
>actor
>useful
No, you stupid faggot.

>>113348694

and the people who hate MaleShep haven't played him Renegade, either.

he's a goddamn Bond villain.

>>113348675
I was pleasantly surprised to find out that most of the words were spelled correctly.

Don't get me wrong, obsessed fans are a plague, and the shit they write and draw is horrid... but not all fanfiction is bad. Diara's fanbase has some great shit, for instance.

Fuck Ashley and Fuck Jack, I'm not into Asaris either.

Miranda vs. Tali...this is why I could never have a romance in ME2.

>>113348689

>>113348694
Mark does a better renegade.

>>113348846

>>113348742

>implying the adventures of Blasto are not based on true stories

man fuck you, even Zaeed said he nearly got this shit pushed in by a Hanar

>>113348566
I recognise everyone except the mercs in on the far left of the bottom row.

>>113348852
No he doesn't. Mark is the ideal Paragon choice. His Renegade feels forced, like you can tell how uncomfortable he is by pretending to be a jerk.

>>113348550

Samara was the best one in both games, too.

>>113348826
I don't think that the tali is a terrible character, she was great in ME, having the most knowledge about your enemy and providing a back story on everything, in ME2 all of that shit was pushed aside and it literally became.

LOVE U LONG TIME, SO SHY Xd ~uguu

>>113348967
What the hell is that?

>>113348887

...the fuck?!

>>113348742
>Video game
>Unable to use your imagination

Having a Hanar for a partner would be hilarious.

>>113348920
The batarian prison guards on arrival.

>>113348937
His renegade is entertaining, if you compared a femshep para to maleshep, he has little to no emotion in his speech.

>>113349009

honestly, that's the only decent one i could find.

be grateful it's as good as it is.

>>113348937

the ones where he's being an outright dick, like the girl in the souvenir store on the Citadel, are forced. the ones where he's just being evil, though? they're pretty good.

>>113349000
She was only like that when you romanced her.

That's actually why I preferred her in ME1. Did you notice how drastic her personality shift between the two games was? In ME1, she was a timid wallflower who was good at mechanical stuff and awful at socializing.

In ME2 she becomes a fucking sociopath. She threatens everyone with violence, mocks her foes, raises her voice at the drop of a hat, and curses like a sailor.

It's only when you romance her does she return to the character she used to be.

>>113349079
Thanks. I haven't played that yet (I only intend to because BioWare decided it's important to the story),

>>113349197

get on it, it's actually pretty damn fun.

especially the last-stand bit.

>>113349394
I got a kick out of that too. Especially when the relay is about to impact and Shepard finds out he/she might not make it to the shuttle in time.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"

>>113349163
she needs a dick

>>113348742
This one suggests you consider what the Spectre has to say.

despite her look , jack was the most appealing women character of the game for me .

Tali tried to hard to be close to shepard and i just couldn't stand miranda .

>>113349479

she might have one, we don't know a damn thing about alien plumbing.

apart from the Asari's, that is.

>>113349394
Fuck i hate arrival, and hate the fact that beginning of ME3 is based off of it.

not to mention.
you have become an annoyance

>>113348674
Miranda's ugly as fuck (that trollface), and she's not strong she's a bitch. Shepards an example of a strong woman. Miranda's a fucking control freak with hidden emotional drama. No thanks.

>>113349163
People can change a lot in a short time, especially after losing someone they were close to/admired and being forced into highly stressful situations and having leadership roles impressed upon them that they can't refuse due to expectations of both family and community.

When you order people to do things and they end up dying because of it, it affects you.

>>113349197
Also, I thought I recognised the guys next to them, but if they were in Arrival too, I guess I mistook them for someone else.

>>113349394
It looks fun being able to control a LOKI mech, and the other battles may be fun too. Still, the plot sounds pretty disappointing.

None of them.

I'm here to fucking save the damn galaxy, not score some bitches.

>>113349535
I'm still entertaining the idea that the asaris pheromones disguise their true appearance from everyone.

>>113349541

that was the best part, though.

knowing that the Reapers aren't coming to destroy Humanity, they're coming to destroy you.

>>113349633
They are the mercs on the arrival project.

So we're finally moving back to the damn plot. I wonder what new waifus we'll get to distract us from the damn point of the story.

>>113349749
pic related.

>>113349163
Sounds just like /v/

>>113349854
Vega

Jack and Liara had the most interesting romance storylines in ME2.

I liked that Jack's aggressiveness and anger was a front she put up to protect herself from being hurt any more. It seemed realistic to me, and made her character more than just some stupid girl power cliche.

Liara's Shadow Broker storyline was an interesting way to show her growing up and standing on her own without Shep. I like that it's obvious she's just pretending to be tough. But when you pretend to be something long enough, you actually end up being it.

Miranda was kind of a boring character. The only thing that made her remotely interesting to me was reading her emails in the Shadow Borker's Lair. It fleshed out her character a bit. I found it odd that Bioware seemed to assume we'd pick her, but didn't really give us any reason to do so.

I didn't really find Tali to be particularly attractive. More like a little sister. I guess it would make sense why /v/ would be into that kind of thing, but I wasn't down with it. That romance felt a bit creepy.

I didn't really have any problem wish Ashley like a lot of people seemed to, but I didn't really see the point of that romance in ME1. Everyone wants to be Captain Kirk and sex up some colorful alien women. Going for some bible-belt Earth chick didn't seem like much of an option to me.

The fucking second I set foot in the whateve complex that doctor bring you to in Arrival I knew they were all indoctrinated and that I would have to kill them all. Way to build up the tension Bioware.

I still had my fun though

For me, in this order

>New Ashley
>Tali
>Samara
>Liara
>Miranda
>Jack
>Morinth

>>113349937
>Vega
>Not Muscles Glasses

He mashes up Reapers like he mages haters. Paying for his guns with that youtube money

>>113349854

>that image

NO SHIT.

that's the point of the second book, movie, game, whatever, in a trilogy. two was invented to put some space between one and three.

>>113349892

eh, he has a point, but i was never intimidated by Sovereign as a villain. mostly because i was too preoccupied wanting to shove his smugness right back down his voice synthesizer (and then doing it) to think about how insignificant i was to him.

besides, Sovereign did lose it, if only briefly. at the end, once he possesses Saren, he screams "i am Sovereign! and this station is MINE!" that's not a confident baddy, that's someone who knows fear.

Reapers can be scared of Shepard. he's the first Champion of Sentience, out of potentially BILLIONS of others just like him, to actually accomplish something.

>>113349854
Well there supposed to have s/s love interest, and they've said that they're not going to make any of the current characters gay so expect some really facepalmish shit to come.

>>113349958

about Jack.

it's all very well that she puts up the tough-guy front to hide from her pain. but the problem for me was, i knew from the second i read about her character that that's what she'd be.

there was, for me, no point where i thought, "wow, this Jack chick is just a massive bitch", and for that whole character type to work without being massively cliche, you need to have that moment.

plus, i'm sick of these merciless badasses that are actually just scared little girls on the inside. whatever happened to genuinely strong female leads?

>>113349800
Thanks.

>>113350357
>and for that whole character type to work without being massively cliche, you need to have that moment

It struck me as more realistic than cliche. People react certain ways when they're abused. Just because I can recognize that beforehand didn't make her any less interesting to me.

I thought she was interesting because you don't often see characters who are both extremely powerful AND a pathological victim.

All those girls look bland as fuck.

Eat shit biodrones.

>>113350821
Oh yeah? Well this faggot animu style look AT THOSE TITTIES!

What is there to debate, it has been well known that Tali is the definition of a vidya waifu and 50% of those old-school ME threads were about Tali.

Its okay to have a different opinion, but you cant decline facts, even if you want hipster-points by dissing the popular.

>>113350821
another picture for my xillia folder
thank you, here have porn

>>113350821
>Milia
Aww yeah baby.

>>113351153

What the fuck are you talking about? Nobody is arguing that a lot of people don't like Tali.

They're discussing which of the romance options are their favorite.

I don't think you understand the point of this thread.

>mfw my friend named his daughter Tali

Goddamn, most heroines in modern western games look boring as shit.

>>113351343

>>113351375

And anime girls look like aliens in wigs.

>>113351470
Doesn't change the fact they're better looking than heroines from modern western games.

Female characters? Might as well call them mannequins since they look bland as shit.

>>113351343

>>113351470

None of them is better than Alice.

>>113351602
>Doesn't change the fact they're better looking than heroines from modern western games.

They're obviously not. They all look exactly the same, and it feels like they're going to take off their wigs and probe me at any moment to find the secrets buried in my rectum.

>>113351470
Wat

>>113348470

The answer is always Garrus.
You calibrating son of a bitch.

>>113351751
>They all look exactly the same
You're talking about western game heroines now?

>>113351705
See? Totally better.

Liara or Thane.

I can't decide which is better.

>>113351752

>>113351470
You do realize the irony in this, yes?

>>113351821

I'm not. Don't you have any reading comprehension?

>>113351861
Of course I do.

But since you're saying about "all of them look the same", I'm assuming that you're talking about about western heroines because they clearly, well, look the same. Being bland as fuck mannequins and all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jajZ6CmOn28

>Implying Jacob isn't the best romance option.

>>113351959
>I'm assuming that you're talking about about western heroines

You're not assuming that. You know that I wasn't. Don't pretend you're clever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kswq1yJl0mc

The truth about Tali

>>113352018
But it's ironic that you've been defending western game heroines while saying Japanese game heroines look all the same.

>>113352155
That's not irony

>>113352155

They look alike to the extent that they look like human beings, and human beings look similar.

But I could draw the same anime face, change the hair, eye color, and clothes, and it magically becomes ANY anime character I want. Funny thing, that.

Well since shepard went for exotic alien babe in ME1, it was time for him to go for the exotic human babe in ME2... that is Jack.

Vote goes to Jack

Kaidan

Miranda all day every day all year every year.

Miranda = Michael Jackson

Pic related is the only correct answer.

>>113352396
mother of god

I wonder if the photographer intended it to be like some horror movie where you turn around the corner and see this horribly grotesque figure sitting calmly on a chair

>>113352141
So Tali is a Dicksucker?

Jack.