>$200 a day

Nothing wrong with that job at all.

Game journalism sure pays well.

>phone call in the middle of the night

I want to play this game but I have no idea how to change the resolution to match my monitors 1600x900. It looks grainy as fuck.

>*your sim got fired after engaging in some wacky hijinks*

>>113345766

>$

It's the Sims you retard...

>>113346191
>carpool comes
>he takes forever to get out of shower
>canceling shower doesn't help
>he casually walks to the car after shower
>time's about to run out
>he suddenly stalls and stands next to the car
>car drives away
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING DON'T MISS WORK AGAIN

NOW IMAGINE
THE CONTENT OF THE FIRST SIMS
WITH THE GRAPHICS, AI AND CONTENT FROM THE THIRD SIMS

IS THE SIMS 3 WORTH 30 DOLLARS.

SEEING THE SIMS 1 MADE ME NOSTALGIA TO THE POINT OF OVERDOSE.

SHOULD I MAN UP AND DROP CASH?

I'LL MAKE MY FIRST SIM WHATEVER YOU WANT.

IS IT BETTER THAN THE SIMS 1?

>>113346397
PLEASE, ANSWER MY QUESTION FROM THIS POST: >>113346436

>>113346436
>>113346494
IT'S GOOD
GO GET IT BOY

>Sims 1

oh god the nostalgia

rosebud!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;

>playing sims 3
>two straight room mates living together
>one is a total slob with no job, the other is a well presented, successful reporter
>get pretty bored with their lives
>make the hit on each other
>they end up making out and shit
>get even more bored
>build dungeon in the basement, only one house mate knows about it
>invite friends over and lock them in the dungeon (they each have seperate cells)
>in the end, the slob had 5 people starving in the dungeon, and the other guy never went down there, therefore never knew about it

>>113346520

FUCK NOW I HAVE TO DO IT.

WELP, CREATION SCREEN INCOMING.

guys

whats more fun, sims 1 2 or 3
???????????????????????????????????????

?

Daawwww, we're having another Sims general?

>>113346569
sims 3

it just has everything the old ones do but more.

Well.. kinda..

>>113346618
LOOKS LIKE IT, LOVEY.
SIMS 3 DOWNLOADING AT 1.1 MB/S

Should be done in... 3 hours ;_;

How's the multiplayer on sims 3? This bitch I know has it too.

My laptop is pretty shitty and I'm thinking about getting a sims game.
It cant run sims 3 but it can run sims 2 easily.
Which is better, sims 1 or 2?

>>113346677

WAIT.
WHAT IS THIS:
"Well.. kinda.."

IS THAT REGARDING THE DLC????

OR WHAT?

Anybody save the picture of the guy who created Josef Fritzl's dungeon/family in The Sims?

It was called mypets.jpeg, shit was hilarious.

>>113346708
>How's the multiplayer on sims 3?

>mfw when the Sims 1 music is the best music ever

>>113346739
2
2
2

>>113346397
Honestly I'd rather have the graphics of the first sims with the gameplay of the third sims.

>>113346780
fuck yeah buy mode 1!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=399YneFTwh0

>>113346769
NIGGA WAT YOU MEAN DER AINT NO MULTIPLAYER?

>>113346780
>THAT SHOPPING MUSIC

>>113346826
Why would you want that? ;_;

Is this series still created by Maxis or is it entirely EA now?

>>113346944
Maxis folded into The Sims Team didn't they?

>>113346904
sims 1 with an open neighborhood would be awesome.

>>113346837
That would require them to actually put effort into the sequels. Sims Online failed due to obvious reasons.

If it were just like Animal Crossing it would be great. You can log into a friend's city and visit/meet anyone there. Add some kind of thing so you can trade and help each other with objectives and get special items.

If only EA wasn't shit.

ITT: Females lurking /v/.

I know countless chicks who play the Sims. Men however, do not.

>sims 3
>wanting to put someone in a room and lock themin there for forever
>delete the door
>2 minutes later , sim is on cellphone

FUCKING CELLPHONES RUINING MY TORTURE

>>113347027
>doesn't know about old sims threads
Nigga, you just went full summer.

>>113347027
Women don't play as men in The Sims though.

>>113347027
I like Sims.
And I'm male.
And bisexual.

>>113346531
>not putting something like rosebud!;!;!;!;!;afsafsa for it to say cheat not recognized or some shit, but it still gives money and you could just keep tapping enter for it to happen again and again


Casual.

>>113347027

You must be new here.

>>113347066
Nope.

Been here quite a while now and I haven't seen too many Sims threads, you're a fag, brah.

>>113347027

20yr old male here running high end gaymen pc

I play the Sims 3 quite often.

>>113346846

>Your face when this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4djJULQHnR0

>>113347136

>>113347197
DAT FUCKING NOSTALGIA

>>113347197

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

THAT AND THOSE PHONE CALLS SAYING CREEPY SHIT WOULD ALWAYS GET ME

>NOPE.JPG

>>113347027
Is that so? So there's no such thing as a male Sims player? A man wouldn't construct an obstacle course for a hungry sim, with food at the end, only to die just before reaching the food?

>>113347027

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4djJULQHnR0

>>113347281
Why did Sims 3 get rid of fears?
I liked them.

>>113347027
Straight man here. I like sims 3

>>113347136

>never played The Sims 1

underage b&

What's wrong with dudes playing The Sims? It's a fun game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkp--yV5pLk&feature=related

;_________;


CREEPY AS FUCK

>>113347279
I'm a guy who used to play but I stopped once I realized I couldn't have a threesome with my wife and my underage daughter.

>>113347279
That gave me an idea of making a house full of traps and play it out like something out of Saw movies.

>sims thread
>no makin' magic expansion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV3R7xkbe0o

Best song in the series. And from the best game, the first one was awesome back then and the third one just doesn't feel right.

>>113347462
There are probably mods for it to happen.

Architecture master race here

>Rosebud!;!;!;!;!;aa
>Enter ad nauseam
>Build fucking awesome houses
>Play with it for 30 minutes
>Get bored
>Make another house

>>113347504
Is this a porn mod?

>>113347469

>House full of traps

Delicious...

>>113347197

>mfw I got that music for missing one day of work

The music makes you feel like you've lost control of your life.

>>113347537
Reinstalling now

>>113347443
>>113347426
>>113347281
>>113347279
>>113347205
>>113347138
>>113347108
>>113347075
>>113347072
>>113347066
Holy balls I almost derailed a thread, gg fellas.

But seriously, what's the appeal here? My sister has tried and failed countless times to convert me to like The Sims.

>mfw she's starting to like BF

>>113347571
Nah, it's a Magic expansion pack.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mke9z4qfTFU

You are now reinstalling

>>113347642

lawl i trol u

Get the fuck out

>>113347691
Not until you answer my simple question, sailor.

>>113346436
If you play sims socials on Facebook, you get 50% discount of that on origin i think

>>113347571
It was one of the best expansions.


;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5SHhgxmiw4

>>113347642
>Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded/new.

>>113347725

Some of us find fiddling around with the lives of make-believe people fun.

Some like building houses

Some people are faggots

Fun is subjective.

>>113347901
dude what?

>Build basement
>Have party downstairs with family friends
>Move Sim out of basement
>Remove the stairs

Beat that

>>113347274
>AND THOSE PHONE CALLS SAYING CREEPY SHIT WOULD ALWAYS GET ME
What are you talking about? Never played the first Sims, now I'm curious

>>113347752

Wat

>>113347962
Wait, can you even make basements in Sims 1? I don't even remember that being in Sims 2.

I only played Sims 3 very briefly.

>>113347969
You'd get random phoncalls saying "You have been chosen. They will come for you soon" and shit

>>113347274
I always wondered why did they remove this. They were awesome and disturbing at the same time.

>>113347969


They're coming soon. Think twice about opening the door

>>113348065
OMG wat. That never happened to me. What happens afterwards?

THE DROP OFF HAS BEEN MADE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED general

>>113348065
>>113348115
FUCK

>No mod to fuck underage girls
>No mod to rape
>No mod to murder
The modding community blows in this game

>>113347642
>implying you derailed it
LOL

>>113348057
You can build basements in the sims 3.

is there some pack for sims 3 like the sims 1 all in one out there? i really want to play sims 3 but i dont want to download a whole bunch of torrents and fuck up and have to start again

>>113347744

Well, I woulda done it had already bought it . . . But then I read the words "On Origin" and said HAHAHAHAHA YOU COULDNT PAY ME TO INSTALL THAT SHIT.

So yeah, about ~20 minutes until I'm making a new fellow for /v/ to meet.

>>113348272
search for sims 3 megapack

>>113348199
You obviously haven't looked very hard.
Most of that stuff is paysite material though. fucking sucks

>child services come for your poorly looked after baby
>remove the door to the room
>child services bitch teleports inside, snatches the baby and teleports out
Fuck that.

I could never keep a competent family in this game as a kid, all the children were in military school and the babies were all taken away by social workers.

>>113347469

>house full of traps
/v/ mansion?

>>113348272
don't worry bro, i downloaded like 4 different torrents to get all the expansions and it worked fine, you might need to find a different no cd patch for the game asking for it though...

>>113348127
>>113348127
>>113348127
>>113348127
We have to know!

>>113348433
All of your sims start dissapearing one by one. Some die, some don't come back from work/school, some just dissapear man

>>113348572
WHAT THE FUCK

>>113347365
fuck you anon I wont be able to sleep now

>>113347469
>a house full of traps

Look at that face.
LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING FACE.

>>113348304
I looked on TPB that only appeared to have 3 expansions and 11 seeders is there nothing better than that? (I also have BCG they didnt seem to have anything good either)

>>113348794
>rape time it's

What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNizVO8WBYw

The Sims 1 music is best music. ;_;

>>113348881

>Implying manga

one of the most terrifying things i have ever seen in a game is when i was (IRL) trying to convince the worst roommate ever to leave my home, and my sim at this time decided to turn on death metal 24/7 and drive his own terrible roommate insane. if the roommate tried to turn the metal off they'd fight for days.

roommate ended up going insane, refusing to leave his room, pissing his pants nonstop. it was pretty awesome

>>113348805

I don't know how, but I timed the opening of this picture perfectly since I just opened up a link which had the burglar/racoon/fire theme.
Nearly shit myself.

>>113348881
rape time, it is

>>113348931
>implying it's not

>>113349149
approved.mov

>>113349149

>>113348794
god damn reverse manga always gets me confused

>>113349183
It's manhwa not manga. Difference is that you read it like human. From left to right.

Is there some kind of website that has all conversation heard in the game translated? I know there are translations for songs you hear on the radio. If not, can I at least read about their weird language somewhere?

Y̨͍̤͇̤̞̑̏ͩ̋̾̚o̓ͦ͌͛ͥ̚͏̼̲̳̦̯̝̬ͅụ̜͔̟̞̠͖̠̇ͩ ͙̺̻̳̪̠͕͗̽ͬͯ̾̐ͤ́͜͡h̥̪͈̪̬̬͇̳̾͌ͭ̋̎ͭ̀a̗̟͖̯̬͚̖̒v̘̑̎͐ͭ͒͐͛́
͈e̷̦̩͖̩ͪ̾́̇͆ͮ̚ ̫̖͔͋̽ͦ̀̽͌̈́͌b̵͉̼̩̲̙͈̊͊ͥ͂̌͊͝eͫ̉̊ͭ̃͐̾̚͏̠̖̥̖͠e̛͓͎̓͗́́̆̄͝
͖̙͖̩ͅn̞̒ͤͪ́ ̶̗̖̱͔ͧͪ̿ç̡̳̳͎͈͇̖͋̒̉ͭ̓̂ͧ̒h̴̯̠̺͖̫̱̩̎ͨ̾ọ̪̳̰͕̗̗̯̥̒ͣ̆ͤ̈
s͗ͤ̾̍ͧ̍̾ͪ́͏̝̗͔͕̭̱̥͓è͂ͭ̿ͯ̇̂̚͢ͅn͎̟̤̓̓̀́

>>113349469

:(

>>113349469

I have all the expansion packs for Sims 1 installed. At first I was happy to see that pets were included in the game, but now all the stray cats and dogs just walk right into my house whenever they want. How do I get rid of them? And is there a way to get a pet without having to befriend some hobo dogs?

>>113349527

who drew these, i love them

>>113349577
I wish I knew.

>>113349540
be a man like me and put out some toys and food bowls in your yard

http://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/

sims content for all 3 games, have fun

>>113349540
Go to community lots and buy them.