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    1.18 MB Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:19 No.113281516  
    Was /v/ ever bullied as a kid? I was the one who did the bullying, but I stopped once I graduated high school. I'm now 21 and instead of bullying in real life, I just bully people on the internet.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:21 No.113281648
    People should be allowed to talk behind peoples backs. It's free speech.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:23 No.113281844
    I was bullied on elementary school, though it lessened near the end. During high school, I developed a very dominant personality. (Voted as the most noticeable guy of the year). It made me socially very apt, overall. I feel that during university I normalized a bit and I feel more at ease and content than ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:24 No.113281986
    When I was 10, a group of 16+ year olds followed me when I was on my way home and then they beat me up, stole everything I had on me including my clothes and said if they ever saw me again, they'd find out where I live and kill my parents.

    When I came home, my mom saw how beat up and naked I was and flipped out. I explained the situation, and the next day she pulled me out of school and homeschooled me.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:26 No.113282177
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    >>113281986
    jesus christ
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:27 No.113282302
    >>113281986
    >Riding bike naked
    Luckily no black guys.
    >> Digivolver !!4CZnwq8T0Vs 10/12/11(Wed)17:30 No.113282489
    >>113281648

    i cannot for the life of me find my picture of the mean girl's dad from cyberbully saying 'FRDM OF SPCH'
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:30 No.113282490
    Some black girl made me spend all of my recess time with her every day, and she would constantly talk down to me. I'm not sure if she was bullying me, or if she was just lonely, wanted my company and to feel better about herself.

    This was back when I was like 10 or 11.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:30 No.113282557
    >>113282489
    YA DUN GOOFED
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:31 No.113282626
    I was bulled in middle school.

    I push the kid down a flight of stairs and was expelled for it.

    I ended up graduating grade 12 when I was 20. Feels bad man.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:31 No.113282627
    I was a bully and now I am fat, acne-ridden, and socially awkward like the three kids I bullies.

    Karma is real and I've converted to Buddhism.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:32 No.113282685
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    >Be in private school
    >Be in 4th grade
    >Be fat
    >Like smart girl in class
    >Be made fun of for being fat
    >Talk to girl
    >Notice a dry glue like substance on the back of my pants when walking in front of her
    >Happens for months
    >Turn around one day to find girl digging nose to put on my pants
    I'm now 6'3, 175 pounds and ready to slap a bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:32 No.113282688
    >>113282626
    LOL
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:33 No.113282819
    >>113282685
    >I'm now 6'3, 175 pounds

    Eat a fucking sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:33 No.113282830
    >>113282490
    sounds tsundere to me
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:35 No.113282973
    eh not really

    i didnt bother other people, and they didnt bother me

    had a decent amount of friends, was able to move through the 'cliques' without problem

    i graduated highschool before facebook existed
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:36 No.113283055
    >be eight
    >scratch my butt because it was itchy
    >somehow rumors circulate
    >become known as the gay kid that sticks things up his ass
    >gets worse and worse as years go by
    >middle school, people announce my arrival by making dildo jokes
    >when I leave people loudly sigh in relief
    >girls thought I was disgusting
    >no friends whatsoever
    >hate absolutely everything, think in my angsty teenage self that the world was utter shit
    >constantly debate whether a jump from the apartment I lived in would kill me
    >discover the internet (was poor child, didn't get a computer until middle school)
    >numb myself by throwing away hours into video games
    >continue to go through the same shit in highschool
    >sex toys in my locker almost every month
    >lose my shit one day
    >grab a bully by his shirt, and slam his face against the locker
    >his friends converge on me and kick the shit out of me
    >see a teacher that was in the hallway step back into his classroom and close the door
    >graduate
    >go to university out of state
    >everything is infinitely better
    >still no friends

    I don't even know what it's like to have somebody to talk to me on friendly terms. I'm a broken man /v/, and I'll probably kill myself in the near future.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:36 No.113283088
    >>113282490
    she wants to fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:37 No.113283168
    >>113283055
    should've done it years and years ago
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:40 No.113283441
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    I was bullied up until 7th grade,then I decided to fight back but I ended up actually fighting a kid I was friends with at the time. It was pretty stupid actually because we were both hitting each in the lunch line one day and he hit me really hard in my chest and I hit him back and right then and there we decided to fight because after lunch we had Gym together so we fought in the locker room,both got suspended....I feel bad about it everytime I think about because I lost a good friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:40 No.113283444
    >>113283055
    Why disn't you mention that you are overweight?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:44 No.113283862
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    You guys are so pathetic.

    Seriously. How can you suck so bad at talking to people and being liked?

    Do you just thrive on self-sabotage and immaturity?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:46 No.113284032
    >>113283862
    Says the kid who spent his whole life reading comics and being morbidly obese.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:46 No.113284042
    >>113283055
    Should have done that a long time ago.

    Bitches dont fuck with you. You fuck with Bitches.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:48 No.113284185
    This really tall girl a year higher than me used to pick on me a bit.
    I will always remember the day she spat in my mouth.
    She's responsible for most of my fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:48 No.113284195
    I'm black, so I bully you guys by just being me.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:48 No.113284208
    When I was in highschool I was bullied by the Rugby team. They'd suckerpunch me when I had my back turned, steal my lunches, and generally fuck with me every chance they got. I literally didn't do anything to deserve it.

    One day I snapped, I saw this big fucker who was like the captain of the team or whatever going through his locker with none of his buddies around, big stupid stereotypical shithead. I sprinted at him and leaped full speed, elbow forward into his back. He hit his head on the locker shelf and collapsed onto the ground, I proceeded to kick him over and over again until a bunch of older kids pulled me off of him and restrained me. Apparantly I was screaming at the top of my lungs that I was going to kill him and his whole family, I don't remember that at all, but who knows.

    Anyhow after I told my side of the story to the school counceller I only got suspended for a week, and the rugby team was put on a zero-tolerance for any kind of bullying behavior.

    I recently saw all those idiots again at the 10 year reunion. It was funny, me and all the 'losers' I hung out with are in great shape, successful, and look better than we did in highschool. The jocks are all fat slobs who's glory years where in highschool.
    >> Dog !!oZMitwicqyd 10/12/11(Wed)17:53 No.113284702
    Was bullied untill 9th grade(i returned to 4chan), i remember in 6th grade a kid made up that i dry humped his girl friend just so he could fight me(not true, even she knew it and we were friends) i got a 3 day suspention along with sexual harrasment on my record just because his friends backed him up. In 7th grade he and i were friends(discovered 4chan). Seems like 4chan improved my personality
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:54 No.113284832
    >Bullied people
    >Didn't stop until he graduated high school

    Are you retarded or just a colossal manchild? Anyone who acts like a bully past the 6th grade is lowlife loser scum.

    Yeah, I was bullied before. In the 5th grade. Instead of acting like a pussy and taking it, and instead of being an idiot and standing up to him, I informed all of the teachers and the principal and got him expelled. The fag turned out to be an unemployed cokehead dropout.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:55 No.113284875
    >>113284702
    If she knew you didn't do it, how would the school still consider you guilty?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:57 No.113285107
    >>113284832
    Pussy ass nark. Tattletales got their asses kicked even harder.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)17:57 No.113285146
    >>113284832

    >be in highschool
    >douchebag sits next to me in class
    >constantly fucking around with my shit and drawing penises over important worksheets
    >tell the teacher
    >asked him not to mention me
    >he agrees
    >later as I walk out of the room he calls douchebag over
    >"SO SOMEBODY'S BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT..."
    >my face when authorities can't handle problems for shit, and its the reason why people never tell them anything
    >> Dog !!oZMitwicqyd 10/12/11(Wed)17:58 No.113285268
    >>113284875
    Because they said i did it behind her, in her statment she said she had no idea i had done it untill they told her.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:03 No.113285751
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    > have a personallity besides "weird kid who plays video games and doesn't wash hair."
    > go to parties
    > have lots of friends
    > be liked by everybody
    > enjoy high school

    Fucking Gamestop
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:05 No.113285941
    the way it went for me with time increasing from childhood to about 18

    bullied>bully>bullied>bully
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:07 No.113286093
    >>113285941
    I hope you lose your hair.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:11 No.113286497
    >talking about bullying, not posting the bully comic edits

    Fuck this thread I'm outta here.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:11 No.113286527
    >>113285751
    >>113281516
    Can we just use this thread to post these comics? I already miss them.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:18 No.113287263
    i was bullied once by a seventh grader when i was like 8-9, i then proceded to stangle him till he passed out (fatty rage), i wasnt allowed to watch DBZ after that one
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:27 No.113288191
    >>113286497
    yea pretty much this post

    really you guys
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:28 No.113288210
    >2nd Grade
    >Some little pussy kid in school, like he was seriously pussied out
    >He would always talk crap to me for no reason despite him being a little pussy
    >One day find him after school and punch him
    >Did this for a whole week
    >He moved later on

    Feel really bad about it and still do

    >Fifth grade
    >Some guy I don't even know starts talking shit to me for no reason calls me fat, etc.
    >Keeps doing it and ignoring it hoping he will stop
    >One day find him in a hallway just us two
    >Starts shoving me and talking his crap
    >I snap and slam his against the wall telling him off
    >The scared look on his face was priceless
    >After that he never bothered me again

    Shit was great.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:31 No.113288562
    Yes I was.
    Well, technically I wasn't since I kinda started a fight every time that I got bullied.
    Which led to 3-5 fights per week in my first year in school.
    Later I transferred and joined the bullies.

    It's better to be the one in power than try to fight the power.
    It's fucked up, but since I got equal amounts of blame for putting up a fight then I might as well be on the side that has more fun.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:33 No.113288748
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    I wish I saved more of these.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:34 No.113288847
    Used to be an angry little shit so got in a lot of fights, sort of bullying, now the people who used to call me names and try and get me to flip shits all like me now.

    Mainly cause I started smoking, drinking and smoking weed a lot before them and they all went through a middle class badman stage and thought it was cool I bunked school, smoked weed etc when in reality i was just a lazy shit
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:34 No.113288895
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:36 No.113289059
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:36 No.113289072
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    Nope.
    Not even when I was a little kid.
    Attractive, intimidating, don't-give-a-fuck-what-you-think-and-it-shows master race.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:37 No.113289157
    >>113289059
    LOL
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:37 No.113289162
    I'm making another bitstrip, I don't give a fuck about your fags gay shit.

    This is now a stop bullying thread
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:37 No.113289180
    In my country bullying works kind of different.
    I never saw a physical fight and everyone bullied everyone in a friendly way
    >> Snaek !!HBlUBwsqge4 10/12/11(Wed)18:38 No.113289237
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    >>113288895
    Why does one of those guys not have a face?
    >mfw he has no face
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:38 No.113289243
    >>113283862
    No, spaghetti.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:39 No.113289307
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:39 No.113289350
    I was the meanest motherfucker in school until 8th grade when I washed my hands of it due to bad grades from constant suspension. Even being a small guy, everyone wanted on my good side.

    Now I spend 8 hours a day on 4chan.
    Says a lot about me.
    >> Snarky Bastard 10/12/11(Wed)18:40 No.113289398
    no, but i was always playing a sport, so i had my share of hyper-masculine dick-swinging.

    did my share, too.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:40 No.113289444
    In elementary school I was bullied by two kids named Joshua. One was black and the other was white. They used to make fun of me and shit and throw shit at me during class. A few weeks later for some reason, his mom came in (Black josh) and made him give me a jacket. After that me and both the joshuas became best bros for the next 9 years. Shit was cash
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:41 No.113289525
    Before 4th grade, I was picked on for my last name. My life was sort of like in Doug. I was generally friends with a everyone, and my best bro was a black kid.. but there was a crew of 5th graders who'd say the dumbest shit to me whenever I was near them.

    >walking back to my lunch table after getting my lunch
    >pass by the 5th grader's table
    >"Hey Joey, someone farted. I think it was your mom."
    >Entire table of fifth graders have an aneurysm over how funny that was.

    Middle school was aight because it was so damn small. Nobody really got 'bullied'. Everyone was generally friends with everyone, though there were still popular kids and unpopular ones.

    9th grade was shit. I was a total pussy. Overweight, dressed like a slob, not well-kept. I was basically known as 'that quiet kid'.

    This was quite an eye opening experience for me. Over 10th grade year, I learned what *not* to do, and how not to be a fuck up, and by senior year I turned into a normal fag and it turned out to be my best year of school ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:42 No.113289608
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    shit happened to this guy eight fucking times
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:43 No.113289703
    >>113283055
    And just because you scratched your butt when you were eight.
    You americans will never stop to amaze me.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:44 No.113289792
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    >>113287263
    >I wasn't allowed to watch DBZ after that one
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:45 No.113289883
    I was bullied once for like a week back in 4th grade. We became friends in 10th grade and one of them is actually gay. I hang out with him all the time, he's actually pretty bro.

    As for bullying other people, I don't think I did it to anyone who didn't deserve it.

    There was this one kid that brought a knife to school and made threats to every who everyone just bullied cause he was a total pussy and was just saying shit, like he always did (We had a lot of shit with him.)

    Some short chubby black kid that bitched all the time and tried to start fights with everyone. Everyone ended up kicking his ass in to place.

    Weeaboo kid who bit people who disagreed with them or who they didn't like. We go to the same college and there still zit faced and tracing Naruto pictures.

    Other short, read head kid who would cry anytime he had to do something and also try to attack people for no reason.

    And finally Tony, who sat on his smelly ass and bitched about everything and blamed eveyone else for his downfall, when like I said, all he did was sit on his ass and not do any of his homework or anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:45 No.113289911
    Not that bad

    Like 10 years after it actually happened, I saw one of the kids who used to make fun of me, so I just walked up behind him and cracked him in the back of the head with a bigass rock, I've never seen somebody drop that fast in my life, blood was coming out one of his ears. Don't know if he saw me do i t, because I never heard anything about it. I felt bad after doing it because I didn't even care that much any more, I just did it on impulse
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:48 No.113290187
    >>113289911

    What the fuck, man
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:48 No.113290193
    There were these kids who used to steal my lunch and throw my backpack and shoes to the school roof.
    When I told the teacher he just made him say "I'm sorry" and then let us both off to mind our own business.

    Since the authorities weren't gonna help me I borrowed some of my father's tools and loosened the breaks on and front wheel a bit on his bike.
    He didn't come to school with his bike the day after that and most of the skin on his right hand was scabbed.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:49 No.113290232
    Elementary school sucked, I had a reputation with teachers and kids because I was the brother of a psychopath who left all of the faculty/students with terrible impressions which they applied upon me. Had only a handful of friends because noone wanted to associate with me. In the 5th grade a friend of my brother literally stalked me as school ended and knocked me out with a piece of wood in the schools field and I was found unconscious by the P.E. teacher.

    >Whole afterschool sports team saw me there
    >Jokes about me getting raped/taking it in the ass ensue

    Anyway one day some of the cool kids decide to fuck with me at recess, slapping me and calling me a faggot around the corner which is basically where you go if you wanted to avoid the monitors.

    TL;DR I Snapped and ended up bodying four of them and beating them against a brick wall and breaking all of their fingers. Special ed security dude literally had to restrain me because they thought I was going to kill all of them. The moral here is you should not fuck with the younger brother of a psycho who beats him up every day mercilessly because he is alot better than you when it comes to taking a beating and giving one back.

    After that they literally had to have escorts walk them out of the school in fear I would slap their shit again.


    I got transferred after 6th grade and my school life was pretty great since I had to deal with none of that shit anymore. My brother ended up in jail at 16.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:50 No.113290317
    >>113290187
    I really don't know why I did it, it was completely an impulsive thing, no excuse for it
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:51 No.113290443
    I was a piece of shit kid, ironically my personality improved after I started doing hard drugs
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    >>113285941
    For me it was more like
    Bully>Slightly Bullied>Bully>Never being bullied

    I was a bully in elementary school to this one kid, but the fucker got back at me in highschool because he got a girlfriend and I never did (but most were uggos or borderlines whores, so I wasn't too mad). In middleschool i was slightly bullied but began bullying this kid a grade below me in my workshop class and he gave me his lunch money. I felt fucking terrible afterwards, and wanted to tell him sorry as well as tried not to give him a hard time at the end of my 8th grade year in middle school.

    I always looked mad as fuck and was fat throughout gradeschool though, but being fat, angry and taller than the majority of people at my high school made them fuck off despite hanging out with nerdy people. I think the fact that I looked in eternal maximum dissaproval face damaged my game severely because aside from not looking too great, I felt like i scared off some of the short cuter girls.

    Plus people told me I was a "cool guy" but never saw it when I looked at myself in the mirror.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:54 No.113290688
    >>113290232
    What'd he do, kill someone? I'm really not sure how I'm not in jail, I was severely mentally ill as a kid. I had to go to the psych ward for a little while because I had intrusive thoughts about killing my family and raping people
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    >>113283055
    Eh, don't kill youself until you find a few friends, maybe a girlfriend and give people a shot.
    You'd be amazed how many stories you'll remember, just don't make them sound too depressing when everyone else is in a good mood.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:57 No.113290943
    I had the most social skills when I was in elementary school, it just got worse and worse from then on.
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    Yes, got bullied to hell and beyond. Because I was a small kid and always polite.
    I came out of it pretty well in the end. I have great friends and I'm generally liked for who I am, even though I'm quite bitter for the shit I got. It made me have a lasting anxiety towards guys I don't know (and act like douchebags) but all in all, I'm good.

    Recently saw someone who bullied me about 10 years ago, flipping burgers at a McDonalds, lol. Such a shame.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)18:58 No.113291101
    I was only really called names (because part of my last name sounds weird and they mistake it for my middle name), but it still pissed me off like mad. Once, at the end of First Year, I had a teacher call me Jerry because he actually believed that was my name. The teachers wised up eventually though and gave out instant detentions to anyone who called me jerry! Was pretty sweet!

    I had one guy try to spit 7up all over my locker, he asked me which locker was mine, and then he spat all over it. I just opened the one next to it to piss him off!

    I also had some third years and 4th years try to take a mars bar I had on my first day in the new school. The good thing was I was good at making my way through crowds and they weren't.
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:00 No.113291243
    >>113290688
    He broke into neighborhood businesses, Stole my parents car and smashed it through a building, literally beat the shit out of people in his school so bad they had to go to the hospital until he was expelled and the state ordered he go to a "special school" (see: institution) in which he almost killed a staff member with the tool they used to get a blood sample from him every other week.

    I am pretty sure he did worse things but thats all I can really remember. The people he mercilessly beat the shit out of in school were so terrified of him none of them would say he was the one who who did it out of fear. One kid got away and got the school cop eventually and all of this ended.

    I have absolutely no idea how he managed to get through elementary/middle school the way he was but yeah. Glad he is only my half brother.
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    >Be in elementary school

    >Quiet, polite, and soft spoken

    >For some reason all of the charismatic popular kids befriend me

    >Never got bullied
    (probably because I was handsome as fuck)

    >There's one kid who sits alone during recess, he's a really great artist and can draw fucking anime and plays the same Zelda games as me. He was also a guitarist and liked bands like Radiohead IN FUCKING 4th GRADE, mind you.

    >My "friends" tell me I can't hang out with him because he's a loser

    >I tell them that "It'll only be for recess because I want to become a better artist"

    >They say that's fine

    >Finish every recess by saying "alright, see ya loser" playfully obviously.

    >Learn to become a great artist from that point on, musically as well as artistically. Ocarina of Time and Majoras Mask are still my favorite games 'till this day.

    >That kid kills himself six years later

    >Find myself becoming more and more like him as time goes on.

    Funny how life is sometimes, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:01 No.113291355
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:03 No.113291583
    I was punched in the gut by a friend, one time. We were just kids, it couldn't be helped.
    Otherwise no bullying, just me being an asshole to everyone.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:04 No.113291646
    >>113291333

    sadface. that kid could have been me :(
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:04 No.113291657
    I was really fucked up throughout my childhood.
    Then I discovered 4chan when I was 15 back in 2005.
    I was expelled twice for mindfucking people so bad that they were reduced to quivering puddles of person.
    Now I realize how bad I was and don't go out for fear of seeing those people. I heard one of them never got better.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:04 No.113291715
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    >>113283055
    >his friends converge on me and kick the shit out of me
    >see a teacher that was in the hallway step back into his classroom and close the door
    Weird. It wasn't really bullying but I had the opposite thing happen to me.
    >am pretty decent student
    >idiot who nobody likes is trying to annoy me and my friends in the hallway
    >keeps knocking my shoulder every time he passes
    >eventually one of the girls in our group tells him to piss off
    >he swears back at her
    >I sigh and walk over to him
    >he tries to look threatening
    >I'm twice his size
    >I beat the shit out of him
    >realise a teacher saw the whole thing
    >look over at her
    >"anon are you ok?"
    >my goddamn face

    But yeah, kicking the crap out of people loses its appeal once you leave school.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:04 No.113291717
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    >>113283055

    You'll have friends and the social stigmatization probably made you smarter and/or more independent. Just don't go scratching your ass in public.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:07 No.113291983
    >>113291333

    Alright so let me get this straight.

    You influenced a kid to kill himself.

    and then you fucking BECAME him?

    Jesus Christ /v/. This is some Ed Gein shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:08 No.113292071
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    >>113288895
    >>113288895
    I actually made a lot of Persona comics from the stop bullying maker.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:08 No.113292091
    >>113291333
    Same shit happened to me in elementary school. Was told to not hang out with some kids because they were fat.

    Told my current friends that they were scumbags, abandoned them, and had really great friends all through middle and high school. And the only times I was bullied it was for "hanging out with fat kids and chink lovers."

    But hey, none of them killed themselves, so I did pretty well I guess.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:08 No.113292112
    >Mom died when I was 5 14 days after my birthday
    >She died on her birthday
    >Was depressed as shit in elementary school
    >Had little to no friends
    >I bullied one guy in first grade
    >We became good friends in 2nd grade
    >Had off and ons with friends throughout elementary school
    >6th grade a faggot kid made fun of my Mom
    >Flipped my shit
    >Kicked his ass
    >No repercussions because all the adults thought I was in the right
    >Same with some classmates
    >Not really fucked with throughout high school
    >The faggot who made fun of my mom dropped out and started to live on his own
    >I now own my own business and have a very pleasant job with great pay.

    Feels ok
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:09 No.113292190
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    >>113291983
    There's only one explanation!
    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:11 No.113292353
    >born with a genetic connective tissue disorder
    >looked really bizarre, long legs, skinny wrists, ghost-white skin, moles everywhere
    >people I didn't even know would make fun of me

    what motivates someone to go out of their way to do this
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:12 No.113292468
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    what I've learned from this thread?
    /v/ is full of self pitying beta faggots

    >never bullied
    >go to a new high school, don't know anyone
    >learn the ropes, make friends, become relatively popular
    >live my life and enjoy it and be who I want to be
    >well liked, get good grades, and happy
    >there's no depressing or self pitying part of this story
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:13 No.113292564
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    >Your face when you realize you could've been bros with a pretty cool guy, but instead went with the sheep
    It's not entirely your fault though, I'm sure there were other things that drove him to the edge.
    Hopefully you become a pretty cool guy, live the life he couldn't and such.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:13 No.113292567
    >>113292353
    They're kids. 90% of them will feel really bad about it by the time they reach their 20s.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:14 No.113292601
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    >5rd grade
    >get raped by a couple of senior girls
    >implying rape

    It was amazing. I am now 24 and no sexual experience has ever felt as fucking great, it sucks.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:14 No.113292651
    >>113292601
    >*5th
    Fuck habits.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:17 No.113292891
    >be fascinated by martial arts since I was a small kid
    >train judo and karate
    >never have a problem
    >always classy, good morality and not inclined to being a bully myself
    >master race nerd intelligence, athlete body and looks
    >everything went better than expected
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:17 No.113292901
    >be quiet kid
    >everyone thinks I'm going to shoot up the school
    >nobody messes with me because of this
    >a guy from a higher grade messes with me during lunch one day, throws wet kinds of food at me, smears stuff on my hoodie
    >I don't react much, because I don't want to get in trouble, I take off my ruined hoodie, and go to class
    >find where he lives
    >sneak out at night
    >empty my dad's revolver into his front door
    >run home
    >he doesn't come to school for a couple days
    >he comes back
    >he stares at me the entire lunch
    >never hear anything from the school or police

    I'd never hurt anyone without good reason, but I'm not afraid to make a point
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:18 No.113293007
    >>113292901
    >someone makes fun of you
    >shoot their door

    alpha as FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:19 No.113293058
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    Wow, not to brag but, I made that pic.

    And I can't believe somebody saved it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:19 No.113293129
    >>113292468
    I feel bad for you. I think I was a total idiot when I was a teenager, but that's kinda the point. You get all of those mistakes out of the way so that by the time you grow up you're a balanced person.
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 10/12/11(Wed)19:20 No.113293236
    >got bullied constantly 3rd-6th grade, flipped the fuck out and threw shit at people a lot in some sort of autistic rage
    >People start laying off in 7-8th, pretty much gone by freshman year except for some dumbfuck ROTC kid who kept trying to insult me but I gave zero fucks
    >Became bro with one of the guys who bullied me during Elementary, other got sent to transitional during Freshman/Sophmore year for stealing a car or some shit (no surprise)
    >Teachers didn't help at all during all of this, mostly made it worse. Got kicked out a lot during Elementary.

    I'm not all perfect, considering I'm here, but kids definitely need to be able to man the fuck up and defend themselves and not get suspended for it. Really, who's opinion would you take after a fight, the wigger or the nerd?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:21 No.113293282
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    >that feel when I never got bullied because I was always overtly willing to fight. (in a non-angry, video gamey way)

    >Bully: "Hey anon, give me your capri sun"

    >Me: "Oh, so we're going to fight then?"

    >Bully:"...n..no..."

    *fast forward to today*

    >"Hey Anon, you trying to... get it in?"

    >I walk over

    >Me: "Can I talk to you for a minute"

    >I pull him aside.

    >Me:"I was thinking that perhaps we can settle this with a gentleman's duel. Your friends can bet on it, it'll be fun." with a smile on my face.

    By that point the guy usually shits his pants and shuts up. Everyone in my university thinks I'm some kind of ex-prize fighter and that my "hands are registered" whatever the fuck that means. In reality I haven't gotten in a fight in 10 years and I just play a lot of Street Fighter. That being said, I'm not afraid to get my ass kicked. I might learn something from it, I want to see how much damage I can do to someone in a small amount of time. Ya na?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:21 No.113293289
    I carried razor blades and shit on me in high school. I don't put up with little punk fucking faggot or nigger pieces of shit with no respect.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:22 No.113293343
    >>113292901
    damn, you have problems buddy.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:22 No.113293365
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    so because I didn't have to fuck up to get things straight, I'm not a balanced person?

    Sorry I'll try to be a bit more beta pitiful for you.

    >woe is me
    >im insanely intelligent and brilliant and funny but no one realizes it
    >im the most great person I know
    >no one wants to talk to me
    >fuck those jocks
    >fuck those popular kids
    >they're all faggots
    >im the best
    >Why dont they want to be my friend
    >im an obese slob but I'm good looking
    >why dont I have a GF
    >i could be smart I just dont study
    >im not a loser, i just dont try
    >im going to go kill myself to escape all these faggots
    >that'll show them
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:24 No.113293406
    >>113292901
    you sure are crazy.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:24 No.113293427
    >>113293282
    They mean that your hands are registered because they are HIGHLY DANGEROUS WEAPONS

    Its a compliment
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:24 No.113293440
    >>113293282
    Seems kind of arrogant.
    I like you.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:24 No.113293451
    >one kid made fun of me for years for no reason whatsoever, he literally just started making fun of me one day, didn't even know him
    >15 or so
    >he was on my bus, he got off before me, so I knew what stop was his
    >biked up there one day
    >hit him in the back of the head with a heavy bike padlock locked onto a bike chain
    >dragged him into a little drainage gully nearby
    >held him at knifepoint and swore to Christ that I'd kill him if he moved or made a sound
    >pulled down his pants and shoved a huge stick up his asshole, blood was everywhere, I shoved a piece of rag into his mouth and duct taped his mouth shut so he couldn't scream
    >stole his clothes and threw them into the drainage pipes, told him to walk home and tell his mother he was raped
    >never heard anything about what happened, he had a mental breakdown and got sent to a mental hospital a few years later
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:24 No.113293526
    >>113290232
    >Whole afterschool sports team saw me there
    >Jokes about me getting raped/taking it in the ass ensue

    In grade 5? What the shit, America.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:25 No.113293600
    >>113293451
    you should be in the mental hospital instead you fucking psychopath
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:25 No.113293620
    >Elementary
    >Always getting bullied
    >Bully those guys back
    >mfw, I always got into trouble and they didn't

    I am a very angry man.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:28 No.113293802
    >>113293365
    Don't be an ass. Of course you shouldn't be a whiny bitch, I'm saying that making dumb mistakes like beating people up or insulting people for no reason are mistakes best made early in your life when the repercussions are small. Otherwise you might become someone who flips out at the smallest slight like you.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:28 No.113293821
    >>113293289
    I had a group of black kids who would give me shit in highschool, I have no idea why they started too but eitherway they would always throw shit at me, push me down, run into me and do all sorts of dumb shit that had no real meaning. Eventually I got tired of being called a punk ass faggot cracker and followed the head of their "gang" into the bathroom during gym. I body slammed him against the wall in the urinal , grabbed his fucking nasty corn rows and proceeded to put a pen in the opening of his ear and clicked the shit out of that and asked him if he knew what would happen if I actually jammed it in.

    Guy pissed himself right then and there and they never fucked with me again or anyone else.

    You can get away with almost anything in school as long as noone else witnesses you do it and you aren't a little shit none of the faculty like. There is really no reason to put up with bullying.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:28 No.113293834
    >>113293600
    I had a raging erection the entire time
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:30 No.113293971
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    >>113293802
    >be calm, cool, collected
    >humorous when suitable
    >serious when suitable
    >know how to make others feel comfortable around me
    >never get into conflicts
    >bring people together
    >have never gotten in a fight and don't plan on it

    I didnt ever beat people up because I'm not an angsty violent child
    >> WeAreOne 10/12/11(Wed)19:30 No.113294030
    I was always taller than everyone in my grades and I never gave anyone shit.
    Except for 2nd grade when this kid and his group of friends had enough of me for some reason.
    But my group of friends saw this and we had basically a fucking gang war that day.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:31 No.113294114
    >one of these comic threads, instantly turns into HURDUR MY HARD LIFE, NO WAN HAS EET LIKE ME thread
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:32 No.113294190
    >>113283055

    You're not a man, you're a little boy who waited far too long to stand up for himself.

    You brought this upon yourself.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:33 No.113294228
    >>113293971
    >ooo I'm the best person ever i've never done anything wrong
    You're deluded.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:33 No.113294285
    I was quiet all the way through till 12th year, I always got into trouble because I was tall and people thought I'd be tough so they'd fight me. In 12th year I got some like-minded bro's and started assert myself by verbally ripping people apart and it's an art I've mastered over the past few years. It was never too vicious unless the person deserved it, the next year nobody really talked bullshit around me because they knew how I'd react.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:34 No.113294313
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    >moved to idaho after father die(fuckthisgayearth.jpg)
    >started to think anyone who complained over anything was just a lil baby
    >never give a fuck read books and shut out people
    >make a bro who was into gundams
    >not give a fuck during recess and just run around pretending we were gundams and shit
    >one person tried talking shit to me
    >bear hug him till he yells mercy(idk the fuck why)
    >people think im the funniest shit, everyone knows me
    >mfw never bullied and people fucking loved me

    yeah hug bitches till they love me yo
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:34 No.113294361
    >>113294228
    Of course I've made mistakes
    I just learned from the small ones so I didn't get big ones

    That's why I'm not a gigantic loser who has to resort to carrying a pocket knife to make myself feel safe and like a badass

    >>113294114
    +1
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:35 No.113294470
    >>113293282

    >have an inflated ego from playing too many video games

    >believe that you're a great fighter so much that people start to assume that you must be.

    That's amazing. It's funny how many people are plainly cowards when push comes to shove. I give you credit simply for having a spine.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:36 No.113294480
    >>113294361
    Go remind /k/ that they're a bunch of whiny babies trying to make up for being bullied in school, they go nuts
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:37 No.113294627
    >>113294361
    That's exactly what I was trying to get across. Make small mistakes so you don't become a freak.
    Gah.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:37 No.113294637
    >>113294480
    You kidding me?
    People who visit /k/ must be serious mode psychos
    they'll come to my house and shoot the fuck out of me to gain some confidence
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:38 No.113294707
    >>113294637
    I go there all the time to tease them, they can't ignore it, they take the bait every single time
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:39 No.113294783
    >>113294627
    Okay well it looks like we agree then.

    Going back to my first post with the motorcross bear, the reason I didn't get bullied was because I didn't make myself a target.

    By having a little confidence, having a decent wardrobe and haircut, and being friendly/well liked makes you way less likely to be bullied.

    I didn't even know the meaning of the word until I read about /v/ manbabies crying about how they broke some poor 9th graders fingers because they said called them gay.

    Seriously?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:39 No.113294832
    >>113294480
    >live in UK
    >nobody has a gun
    >barely anyone has knives or weapons of any kind
    >they all look like maximum psychos
    >my face when no face
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    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >>113293282
    >I watch Dragonball Z and play as Dudley on SSFIV
    >I then come /v/ and pretend im a badass

    Nice fucking description, i couldn't miss that arrogant shit a mile away.
    It's a small world, and if i even come across a guy like you, ill be happy to put him in his rightful place as pretentious trash with a bark much louder than his bite.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:40 No.113294868
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    I used to get bullied in Middle School alot until I snapped one day and took on 5 kids that used to bully me.
    I was extremely into anime at the time, so I fought a little like Mugen from Champloo

    >No one's fucked with me since

    Went to Highschool and in NYC and was a cocky go-getter who liked to chat vidya and anime with nerds, and make the regular folds laugh it up

    >I'm 24, and can still whup ass
    >All my middle school bullies are either Drug dealers with 3 baby mama's, Locked up, or fucking dead
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:40 No.113294891
    I was the big quiet guy, this nigger kept grabbing my moobs everyday and he wouldn't stop because i never did anything. Finally I just punched him in the jaw and kicked him the dick, never bothered me again.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:40 No.113294911
    Used to get bullied on the internet, was going to commit suicide but couldn't get the bottle open.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:40 No.113294914
    >bring a gun to the office

    >fight my boss

    >he dies in one hit

    easiest boss fight ever
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:40 No.113294925
    What's that comic maker called, guys? I never bothered to ask and nobody really has a link because everyone knows what it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:40 No.113294930
    >8th grade
    >this one small asshole in my class started messing with me for no reason.
    >near the end of the year he's being an asshole and takes the paper im writing on.
    >he saw a little note on the corner about how I wish he would die and leaves me alone after that

    >find out from my friend after I move that he shit talks about me, also find out the kid's a druggie now
    >couple years after graduation and friend had to move
    >he tells me that before leaving he found out the kid was in a drive-by with two other people, the other two being dead and him being shot in the stomach (friend didn't know if he died)

    Is it wrong of me to be so apathetic? I'm not really happy that he might be dead, sure as fuck ain't sad though
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:41 No.113294985
    >>113294857
    >make fun of someone for claiming to be good in a fight
    >claim you could beat them in a fight
    You stay classy, /v/.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:41 No.113295012
    I was almost raped in high school because of my feminine appearance and my lack of friends, the cops ended up involved and the kids expelled. Fun times were had being known as the kid who almost got raped for looking like a girl.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:41 No.113295019
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    >people attempt to bully me
    >I smile at them and play it off as a joke
    >we become friends

    works every time.

    trying to fight back and thinking you're some kind of god for it (whether you win or lose) makes you a loser faggot
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:42 No.113295035
    Used to get bullied on the internet, was going to commit soduko but couldn't solve the damn puzzle.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:42 No.113295050
    >>113294985
    I will fucking destroy you, come at me bro
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:43 No.113295165
    >>113293282
    I'm sorry you live in your imagination world. While you feel like you know how to fight because of vidya, people don't fight like that irl. It usually ends up on the floor rolling around until someone gets kicked in the ribs and face.
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:43 No.113295197
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    >>113294925
    >>113294925
    >>113294925
    >>113294925
    >>113294925
    >>113294925
    >>113294925
    ANSWER ME, FAGGOTS.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:44 No.113295233
    >>113295197
    WE'RE TOO BUSY DISCUSSING NON-VIDYA.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:44 No.113295257
    >/v/ composed largely of nerds with poor social skills that were bullied heavily
    >they go on /v/ and bully others

    the cycle continues
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:44 No.113295259
    >>113294868
    You were in middle school in 2005?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:44 No.113295287
    >go to private school
    >no one bullies physically, but a group of 2+ average students could make anyone cry
    >everyone is like this
    >one day, start to get made fun of for not liking/playing sports
    >before it escalates, simply explain that I do what I find fun
    Never got made fun of again, unless you count you and your friend calling each other stuff for shits and giggles.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:44 No.113295309
    >>113295197
    stopbullying.bitstrips.com/challenge/
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:45 No.113295361
    >>113295309
    THANK YOU
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:45 No.113295395
    >>113295165
    When a fight ends on the floor, that means both parties have no real fighting experience.

    inb4 MMA bullshit

    >>113295259
    Na, 1998
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:46 No.113295415
    >>113295361
    np :)
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    >got bullied in school until I graduated for being 290 pounds

    >lost 100 pounds

    >now 21, misanthropic, major depressive, and bipolar

    Whenever people need help I ignore them.

    When people talk to me I might respond but I never give them my number. If they give me their number I never call.

    Fuck 'em.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:46 No.113295491
    >>113295395
    Which is majority of people irl and why i told anon that is what it usually is, and MMA grappling is complete shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:47 No.113295494
    I dont think i've ever really been bullied, but i did have some run ins at school that are similar

    >Year 9 Science
    >doing a science practice test
    >friend sitting next to me begins to draw a big black dick on my work in permanent marker
    >knock his hand away so he doesnt finish
    >looks like 3 peaks with the tallest peak having snow on the top kinda
    >think i can pass it off as the swiss alps
    >write the swiss alps underneith it
    >get in trouble for sexual harrassment
    >have trouble keeping a strieght face as the co-ordinater asks me if i've been to the swiss alps and this is what they look like
    > nearly 20 minutes of him shouting ITS A PENIS ITS OBVIOUSLY A PENIS
    >only punishment is i have to say sorry (friend confessed he drew it)

    it was wierd as fuck.
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    >>113295257
    That's why I hate threads like these, because I realize that /v/ actually IS filled with obese, bullied, nerds with no social skills

    sometimes I delude myself into thinking that normal human beings use this board
    >> WeAreOne 10/12/11(Wed)19:48 No.113295602
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    >>113293451
    Did he [spoilers]stick up[/spoilers] for himself?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:48 No.113295615
    >>113295491
    There's a mixed martial arts league funded by fucking CHUCK NORRIS where takedowns are ILLEGAL.

    It's fucking beautiful
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    >>113295494
    It's been a long time since I've laughed to something on /v/, thanks anon, you made my night.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:49 No.113295741
    >>113295504
    I seriously would never want to meet someone in real life that goes here, everyone here has something wrong with them

    Not saying that I don't have something wrong with me, just saying that I don't want to meet anyone else that's like me
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:50 No.113295813
    >>113293526
    yeah elementary school kids are dicks
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:51 No.113295869
    >>113281516
    >get beaten up by a bully in eighth grade
    >become one of the most popular students in my class before Freshman year has even begun
    >go on to conquer the entire school and date all the worthwhile women
    >still wondering why that kid beat me up.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:52 No.113295898
    I was bullied alot because I was small and sort of effeminate.
    It occasionally gave me a boner...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:52 No.113295929
    >>113295741
    What? I'm a cool motherfucker.

    I'm going to a loft party this friday...gonna fucking socialize and dance and smoke a shit load of weed

    >Nigga, hanging with me will get you laid

    >My flaw is being short tempered due to childhood bullying
    ....vidya....bitches...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:52 No.113295943
    >>113295741
    I know a couple people who go on here because I told them to.

    They ended up being drug addict losers.

    I don't think I'm particularly amazing, but i think I may be one of the few on this board that isn't completely self loathing and actually does have a life outside of /v/
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:53 No.113296049
    >>113295741
    They're not as bad as you think. I know some pretty cool people that I originally met here :)
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:53 No.113296066
    >am trap since little, parents understand decision, finished undergoing hormone therapy a few years ago
    Now that that's out of the way,

    >be 13, early high school
    >really cute guy I know seems into me
    >we talk everyday and have lunch together
    >become friends
    >learn he's gay and that I was his way of coping with it, being the only "girl" friend to let him be around (the bitches there were rich sluts, his family was financially stuck)
    >did not know I was male, nor did anyone else but my parents and step-sister
    >one night I decide to sleep over at his place
    >while his parents were out for the night, we watch Batman TAS and play vidya
    >"Wow, why do you like so much guy stuff?"
    >"...oh, well, you know~"
    >start hitting on him, he feels uncomfortable
    >kiss him, drop his pants and gently feel it once
    >"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
    >I take off my PJ's and reveal it all
    >blankly stares at me, I latch onto him and rub my erect member on his, with him lying on the floor, shocked as I passionately kiss him some more
    >regains his senses, slaps me in the face
    >"Don't. Ever. Do that. Aga-"
    >kiss him once more and then proceed to suck his dick furiously
    >moan senselessly while tasting such a delicacy, he is nearly foaming from the mouth
    >stick finger up his ass, he cums loads in my mouth
    >I swallow it all and continue to suckle on it
    >he bursts into treats
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:54 No.113296076
    >>113295929
    this guy sounds alright
    >smoke weed
    yeah, nm
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:54 No.113296106
    >>113295943
    I was a drug addict loser before coming here, but there seriously is something about this board that sucks the life out of you
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:56 No.113296249
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    I got bullied for the first 4 years in primary school.
    Everything after that was smooth sailing.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:56 No.113296263
    >>113296106

    I came on this board first and learned all the memes and idiosyncracies and thought I was a 'cool guy part of the game ps3 has no games'

    Back then I was one of the pitifags who you might see replying to this thread going "my life is so bad good thing I have a pistol to kill everyone then myself"

    Then I quit and came back when I matured a little and got a little older and now I have a much better perspective on life

    try taking a break
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:56 No.113296265
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    >>113296066

    welp.
    >> spy !!qJaYcJYQ9/h 10/12/11(Wed)19:57 No.113296319
    yep. in elementary school some Xbox huge upper classman picked me up by my nose and lifted me off the ground. for some fucking reason the teacher didn't do shit about it.

    in middle school a bunch of people gave me shit. I talked back to a few, but it never got physical. the band geeks and what-not befriended me though, so I wasn't alone. (god bless you Jacob).

    in high school it completely flipped around. I made friends with upper-classmen and most of the "jocks". I made a fool of myself in basketball, but I took it with strides and garnered respect for it.
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:57 No.113296332
    i was bullied by these two kids from another elementary school near the end of 5th grade (3 schools in our town). we had PAL basketball games in the middle school and i was bullied hard by them every game. finally i told my parents and they mentioned it to the kids parents. i became friends, and eventual best friends with them as we all went to middle school the following year.

    they were big, i was super skinny-mode. we had a perfect strategy, i was the mole. no one ever expected me to be in on the bullying. i would egg kids on to "fight back", i would infiltrate the nerd circles and find out precious information, id help them to the nurse/principals office to listen to the cries for help (and report back). i had immunity from everybody, nobody messed with me because they knew i was best friends with the bullies.

    man, i had a blast
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)19:57 No.113296342
    Never really bullied by people
    Have lots of bros, always hang out with dudes
    Every week or so it seems a new group of bitch's wants to try and fuck with me
    always pretending to flirt or fuck with me
    Just ignore them and move on
    >Mfw I think I am afraid of girls
    >Mfw I have a gay friend and I like him
    >Mfw I think I might be gay
    >Mfw I have no face



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