You forgot

>having sex with your dragon boyfriendan

>that feel when electric blanket auto shuts off and won't let you power it back on

FUCK YOU LAWSUITS NERFAN MY BLANKETS

No sleep for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

WHY CAN'T I SLEEP

Currently reading up on PC hibernation so I could wake up to glorious music and not my shitty alarm. Any programs that will help that ?

>hopan you don't wake up in sleep paralysisan

>>112877926
>not setting alarm on your mobile phone with an MP3
>not getting a heart attack from The Trooper at full volume in the early hours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ


still sleepy?

>>112877898
Is that from that one guys comic. I can't remember his name but he made disturbing short comics.

tips for mean niggas:

1. Make your bed every morning. Shake off your covers and straighten out dem sheets. It psychologically prepares you to not be a sleepy nigger throughout the day, and it feels so much better when you finally slide back into those crisp covers at night.

2. Wash dem sheets once a month. Do your covers maybe once every three months if a sheet separates them from your body and if you don't sweat/aren't a stinky bastard.

3. Don't jerk off before going to bed. It makes sleeping impossible unless you're already dead tired.

4. Don't eat sugary crap within two hours of bed. You don't want to be energetic when you finally hit the hay.

5. If you're feeling anxious or have an important day the next day and your stomach is turning, warm up a mug of heavy cream and chug it. Your stomach will cease it's bitching, guaranteed.

6. Brush your teeth and tongue and floss before bed! You'll generally feel a lot happier when you wake up in the morning without a scummy and scuzzy dumpster mouth.

7. Set your hours. Stop going from one wild hour to the next. I know there's an awesome thread up on /v/, but you'll be able to browse it more when you're not crashing for 11 hours after sleep deprivation. Set eight hours of sleep, and go to bed and wake up at the same time every day.

8. No television or computer within 30 minutes of bed. The artificial blue light will fool your mind into thinking it's day and you need to stay awake. Use this time instead to get ready for sleep, take a shower, brush your teeth, and read a little before bed (pick a boring book).

Good sleep = good mood.

>Drink water before going to sleep
>In my dream
>>It's close to reality, I'm at home interacting with dream people
>>Need a piss
>>Go to toilet
>>Realize I need to piss so badly I got a boner and piss is shooting out like water out of a geyser
>>urge to piss slowly vanishes
>wake up

I had been cleaning the matress (it's more of a couch thing) for a week. Almost happened again the week after that.

>>112878167
> Don't jerk off before going to bed. It makes sleeping impossible unless you're already dead tired.
Wrong nigga.

>that feel when you decide to do some reading in bed to help you get to sleep but the book turns out to be too interesting and you end up reading to 5am

>>112878139

I love how computer horror has become a serious genre.

>>112878040
I have a shitty mobile phone which I can turnoff without waking up.

>>112878040

>The Trooper at full volume in the early hours

Oh god, you deserve every heart attack you get.

>Wash dem sheets once a month. Do your covers maybe once every three months

>>112878163
Junji Ito

Read these if you haven't. You will NOT regret it.
http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-0.html
http://justmegawatt.com/images/comics/longdream.html

I'm one jaded nigger, but I still enjoy these time to time.

>>112878285
fucking A Scanner Darkly

meem claims this thread

heil meem

>>112878398
>Long Dream
My nigga

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQj-1dY2XeA

Bob Ross is the best sleep aid you will ever find.

>>112878398

Oh god yes

Drrr... drrrr...

>>112878546
oh god you are so right

>>112878546

Also, Bob Ross is vidya related, there was a game in development for the DS but never got finished.

>>112878546

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4asrFEM028

far better.

>only sleeping with one pillow

You don't know shit about being comfy.

>>112878167
>3. Don't jerk off before going to bed. It makes sleeping impossible unless you're already dead tired.

Stopped reading there. That's just retarded.

>>112878167
There are times when I can't fucking fall asleep unless I fap.

i never wash my sheets cos i am not a smelly sweaty retard

its linen too so i don't know how the fuck am i supposed to wash it

>>112878167

>Don't jerk off before going to bed. It makes sleeping impossible unless you're already dead tired.

I don't, but that's because I stroke it some when I'm laying down, actually manages to help me relax more and get to sleep faster if I'm already dead tired. Plus it usually ends up giving nicer dreams.

>get first wet dream
>it's me masturbating
>so beta even in dreams

>>112878285
>That feel when I always get so damn sleepy and fall asleep and forget the lights on.

I don't know why i get so sleepy everytime I read a book, doesn't happen with the PC.

I'm too tired to actually post in the sleep general. I think I might just sleep after my dinner's finished digesting. Good night Sleep General!

>>112878892
fuck off

>That feel when I woke up 3 times tonight due to night terrors and sleep paralysis

Feels bad, man.

This shit happens to me all the time.

I just got out my bed. I want to return to its comfy folds once again but I must go to work soon.

>>112878564
>>112878519
mah niggas

Fell asleep yesterday morning at like 12pm, just now woke up at 3:45am
Feels good man

>>112878925
I'll be dreaming about you anon

>>112877959
Yea, that shit sucks. Dem shadow people.

On a positive note, I had an out of body experience during sleep paralysis. I could see my self sleeping in bed after I woke up from a dream in third person. But there was a demon at the foot of the bed, so still sucked.

>Firm support buckwheat pillows
>Master race pure silk comforter that never gets hot, just perfectly warm with a cool exterior
>Still have trouble falling asleep lately
>Only get 6 hours of sleep on work shifts and have to be up at 3 am
>Coffee is my best friend
>Only get 7 or 8 hours of sleep on days off

>Alarm rings
>Suddenly the world is split in two, your bed in all it's comfyness, wishing you sweet dreams, shutting off everything that bothers you and the outside world, greeting you with physical pain, making your eyelids feel like heavy weights, reminding you of all of your problems
>go back to bed and miss every morning class this week

>that feel when you're under your blanket and it's all warm and cozy

:3

Goddamn, I don't usually get nightmares, but when I do they just destroy me for a bit. I'll wake up, but I'll just be dead still and quiet, fucking terrified to flip over and look around the room and so on. Then when I eventually manage to move, I end up flipping hard as I can, arm extended to end up smashing into the bed.

>>112879035
This is why I no longer sign up for morning classes. I just can't even do it man.

>>112879035
this feel...i know it well

>>112878753
put it in a washing machine

Not fapping before sleep has become a sin for me.

>my face last night when I dreamt entering a room and finding five naked girls in a Jacuzzi.

Shit. Was. So. Cash.

>>112878040

The problem with that is that you'd end up hating the song, it's why I just kept my phone's alarm as the generic nokia tone which is supposed to be soothing or something.

After years of waking up to the fanfare of exams, assignments due that day and 8 o' clock lectures I despise the tone with a passion.

>>112878167

>wash sheets once a month

What the dick, nigger? I change my sheets weekly.

>>112878986
I woke up at 12pm, and plan on sleeping around now-ish.

We're clearly polar opposites.

I don't wanna seem like those faggots posting videos that aren't scary, but seriously, fucking listen to this. You won't sleep for days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpTQemyLyas

>browse /b/ while in bed
>it's friday
>furthreads everywhere
>god damnit
>well ok time for sleep
>start to dream
>sitting in a intercity train
>same one I usually take to drive into university
>look out of window
>anything looks like always
>glimpse at my reflection
>it looks like a grey wolf
>freak out
>look at myself
>I'm a furry
>get out
>no one but me is freaked
>some other furries walk among the people
>visit lectures
>normal day
>some sexy vixen is coming to me
>"hey there sweetie"
>she wants to fuck
>wake up
>boner

INTERNET WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Why the fuck can't I fall asleep on my back? I haven't been able to do it since I was a kid. I've been trying to get back into it (simply for variety), but the weird thing is, I can sleep perfectly fine on my back as long as it's just a nap during the day, but at all other times, it's like there's a mental block stopping me from falling asleep.

>>112878829
holy shit, are you me?

if i'm ever tense and can't sleep I just wank it for a bit and it relaxes me to where i can sleep

>have dream about L4D (wtf i don't even have or play L4D)
>trying to find a place to fall asleep
>see some guy and a tank

>guy claims he tamed the tank
>scared as fuck because I know it will flip out at any moment
>set up a makeshift shelter to sleep in
>tank has a tourettes moment and smashes it

>tank suddenly has a santa sized bag full of pencils
>reaches his hand in
>pulls it out and pencils are impaled all over its hand and forearm
>it starts freaking the fuck out and i wake up

>>112879369
About 75% of the time I have to sleep on my left side but I've started taking to sleeping on my back occasionally now for some reason

I think my body's realizing that as cool as waking up with a completely numb arm is, it's kind of annoying

I can't sleep longer than 4 hours. If I do sleep longer I feel like shit in the morning. I once slept for 8 hours. It was the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I felt like dying inside. Fucking insane hangover.

>>112879549
its a gene that allows you to sleep for a much lower amount of time compared to that of regular people and function normally

>>112879549

I've been staying up all night to unfuck my sleeping schedule. I'm gonna go to bed early at noon, and when I wake up I'm gonna feel like I just woke up from the dead. Can't wait.

I used to lay perfectly on my side with my hand up under my pillow, but hand always fell asleep and covered in drool, pain in shoulder.

Lately discovered that if I lay more on my front, I can actually tuck my shoulder up under the pillow to prop it up

Perfect sleeping
All night
Every night
Well, not every night
But almost every night

>>112879549
the body seems to have a point where you're just oversleeping and you wake up and feel like shit. for me it's around 10 hours.

everyone is different with sleep patterns i guess. usually during the week i sleep for about 4-5 hours before morning classes and take a 3-4 hour nap during the afternoon before doing shit at night. during the weekend though i sleep for egregiously long times during one big sleep and usually on saturday/sunday i wake up late in the afternoon feeling lousy.

>>112879648
Nice. I never thought about that. Cool.
Also can you do the same as me that you wake up whenever you want? Before sleep just say to yourself at which hour you want to wake and you will.

Anyone here who can analyse dreams 'n' shit?

Every dream I have is like I'm remembering what happened. Like, I'm not actually in the dream, I'm remembering the dream. Shit's trippy.

>spend too much time on /v/
>have pile of clothes I need to organise on empty mattress
>put blanket on floor with a shittonne of pillows
>place quilt / doona thing over the top
>curl up
Comfy as fuck.

>>112877959

Ahaha, I got that today, in the middle of the day, during a nap. I went to kit for a few hours because I have a cold just now, can't really be arsed doing much, but I woke up kinda curled in a ball facing the wall. I had the oddest feeling there were a group of people, specifically niggers, looking at me from behind, but I could't turn round to check.

When I actually woke up later I laughed.

>>112879749
i could never fall asleep on my front

get to the point of almost being asleep, yes, but it just feels really awkward to me as far as face positioning and shit goes. usually i can almost fall asleep on my front then roll over to the side and finish the job

For some reason, I can only dream when I sleep on my back, but it's really hard for me to sleep on my back

>>112879549
I used to sleep for 12 hours from 12 pm till 12 am everyday, for about a year.

When I started working I felt so wasted all the time, after a month or so I kind of got used to it.

>>112878398
>http://justmegawatt.com/images/comics/longdream.html

well that one was kind of... something

>Dat feel when you use flannel sheets.

>dat feel when going to bed earlier so you cant fall asleep nearly instantly and you think about all awkward things you ever did

>>112878040
want to wake up hard?

wake up to merzbow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGzrL8J0t-c

>>112879921
Something fuckin' awesome I hope.

Sleep paralysis general

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCSqT5nZ9n4

It's 1pm over here and I'm fucking dead.
I caught a massive cold, can't breathe properly, my throat is sore as fuck and freeze even though it's hot as fuck in this room.

I just want to sleep, but it's impossible. Someone kill me.

>Have warm, super comfy bed with the fancy memory-foam cushion and everything
>Move abroad, can't take any bedding in my suitcase
>Now I sleep on a futon on the floor
>I can't even afford a cushion
>Can't sleep on top of the blankets anymore because it's too cold now.

Fuck this shit. I love everything about my new home except sleeping in it.

>>112880163
I do this all the time.
And every time I remember something extremely awkward I cringe and want to hit myself.
Confidence how?

>>112880206
>That feel when I get this all the time
>That feel when i've seen and heard things more terrifying than you could ever fucking imagine
>That feel when I'm often scared to fall asleep incase it happens again

>>112880233
According to my captcha, you have sittens

I've been having some seriously bad nightmares lately. I've never been into gore/guro or anything like that, I don't watch any of those shock, beheading, torture vids ever, and I guess I watch an average amount of horror movies, but I'm not twisted or anything.

But lately, last couple months or so, one of my dreams will just take an immediate terrible turn. Last night I was talking to some people at a gymnasium, just hanging out, and I punched someone in the face and said to my friends "This guy is an asshole"

They immediately started screaming Yeah! Yeah fucking kill him everyone kill him! Then someone ran up and started gnashing at his jaw and mouth and teeth with a giant pair of boltcutters, smashing and cutting at his face while someone else started smacking at his arms and chest with a powersaw. then everyone, still screaming in joy and excitement, started hurting themselves with the tools, cutting off their skin and extremities, occasionally turning on each other, mangling their bodies beyond recognition, throwing corpses at each other. On a disgusting side note, all the blood was thick, goopy green sludge, (Think Evil Dead) like ancient rotten meat, and the stench oh god the stench was fucking unbearable i remember vomiting in the dream several times

Anyways, once they were done they through a few of the corpses in a giant woodchipper like thing, making a giant soup which they all started drinking. Just as one of them who had tore his lips and lower jaw off with a giant crescent wrench approached me and started vomiting the goop all over me I woke up.

>>112880233

Best thing for a cold is curling up in bed with your pet. Nothing better than a soft, warm cat to hug when you have a cold.

>>112880447

This is relatively nice compared to some of the terrible shit I've seen the last few months, most of which I've forcibly pushed out of my mind, because it makes me feel so sick. Can't eat, can't think of anything else. They're all mass murder destruction, most often portrayed in a "fun" setting, and I'm really, really disturbed by it.

Do you think I should see someone? I'm feeling like I should talk to a professional, I've heard of night terrors before, and the people becoming pretty fucked up. Is that what this is? Help me. I'm scared to go to bed.

>>112880303

Japan general?

>>112880206
Dude how come everybody sees the "Old Had" or something similar. I've only had sleep paralysis once, and I saw an old ladies angry face turn into a grinning Oni-type monster. Shit is freaky enough without the similar images everyone seems to see.

>>112880499
>>112880447
This is same poster by the way, field was just too long to combine the posts

>>112880499
>>112880447
Just go to a professional.

About a week ago I woke up thinking I murdered everyone in my house and that the people in there now wasn't actually my family or something.

Felt weird.

>>112880206
I've had this a few times, very scary shit

>>112880447
Nightmares aren't that bad, the second you get harmed or killed you just wake up

>>112880499
You could go see someone about it, but why would you do that when you have this awesome chance to become a guro comic artist? Do it faggot, you could be the next Shintaro Kago.

I used to get bad nightmares as a child, but I've found I can't take anything seriously anymore. I'd had dreams about meanless shit and woke up in fits of laughter.

That in itself has gotten bad, I've had family and friends comment on it. Hardly a major problem, but kinda embarassing sometimes especially if joined by sleep-talking (Talking, not walking), which I do a lot.

>>112880447
>>112880499
You're both smalltime. I once had a nightmare...
About this..

>>112880656
But I don't want to.

Its icky.

>>112880499

The only really terrible dream I've had was (without generic horror, zombies monsters, etc) a dream where some fucker kidnapped women and gave them sometimes crude, sometimes sophisticated cybernetic augmentations and possibly raped them before making one kill the other with a blade grafted to their arm and causing another one to grotesquely fall apart, with gears popping out and a cybernetic spinal column extending out until her head tore off. They were crying and screaming the entire time.

That shit freaked me out for days.

I've been dreaming about a zombie apocalypse except like shaun of the dead, complete with comedic deaths.

shit fucking owns.

i get lots of red on me

>>112880611

One thing I used to do as a child a lot was have somewhat, but not completly, lucid dreams. When I got bored of them, or when I couldn't take it anymore, I actually chose to kill myself in the dream without even thinking it's a dream. (Usually jumping off a cliff or drowning myself or something.)

I thought this normal as a child, not done it in years in a dream, but now I'm older it's probably disturbing I did that as a child.

>>112880523
I've saw her too, as well as long slender shadow human like things in my room and a few times I heard screaming which was pretty horrible

People seem to see the same things, such as a human like figure being over you or pressure being applied to the chest area if you're sleeping on your back

>>112880499
Be lucky you don't have those hallucinations while you're still awake.
That's some nasty shit. Friend of me had that as a child

>>112880378
Wait, what?

I used to get this thing as a young child (around 6-8) where my body would tense up in my sleep and sometimes get this internal shiver like something is tickling from the inside. Like with a feather going against the reverse side of my skin from inside my ribs. Kinda like when someone jabs you with two fingers in the ribs giving you a stunner.

>>112880206

Fuck, it's Hellskin.

>sleeping
>having a dream not knowing it's a dream
>hey man I gotta piss
>pissin like a boss
>it feels like genuine urinating
>suddenly open eyes
>jesus christ no
>check to see if crotch is wet
>nope
>Phew

fucking trollbrain

Sometimes I go to bed really, really tired (after being awake for 20-24 hours or even more) and sleep for about 1hour (2hours max!), wake up, sleep again, wake up, sleep again. I don't use a alarmclock or something, it just happens.
Now the great part about those sleeping intervals are the dreams. Always fucking crazy and very entertaining.
Sometimes I won't even really fall asleep. Just random thoughts and dreaming.

What I also enjoy is sleeping about 4-5 hours. Those times I always have a long dream that is exciting as hell. Most of the time those are "nightmares", but hell, I love those. Few of them are more fun than watching a fuckin thriller or action movie. Used to write some of them down and read them.

Wish I were a movie director or something and make some films for myself with those.

The happy /v/ likes to sleep comfy threads have turned into zomg nightmares and lucid dreaming /x/ real fast

mfw i wake up every morning with my sheets down the side of my bed

>>112880828
See
>>112880206


That's sleep paralysis for you man

>2011
>still having nightmares

what are you guys, 12?

>>112880870
Sometime's when I'm drifting off the bed suddenly seems to move violently.
Also D Caste Raider.

Anyone else used to see a glow come from beneath their bed as a kid? Not like a green alien glow. I mean like an orange-ish glow that street lights have. It would pulse on then off like the light from an exhaust tower on a refinery or power plant. The thing is, it would happen randomly between about every two minutes or so.

Like a firey glow that would pulse randomly.

>have two projects due in 2 days
>didn't do shit
>fell asleep on my chair for 8 hours

I can't recall a dream that I've had in years. I think this might be a bad thing somehow.

I've never had an erotic dream either

>Sleeping badly
>Alarm goes off
>Press snooze
>Find the PERFECT new position in the world you have ever experienced in your life
>Need to wake up and go to work

On the topic of dreams: Insidious made me a bit paranoid about "otherworldy" things. The whole notion of accidentally walking out of your body and getting jacked by fucking creepy ghosts is so insanely scary, I'd be having real sleep problems if there was any indication this shit is real.

Dem fucking smiling ghosts, man.

>>112880905
I had that happen while I was taking a nap in class.

Freaked me out.

>>112881266
>Insidious
That movie had potential but I got this feeling that they ran out of money and motivation after the first half of the movie

I've got fucked up nasal sinesus, if I sleep on my right side the left side of my nose opens (closing the right side), but a deviated septum causes it to make a coarse noise and it's impossible to get to sleep listening to it. So I have to sleep on my left side to get the right side of my nose to open (which closes the left side). But that side of the nasal cavity seems to be smaller than the other so its usually closed up. I have to get my head into a very specific position to get the right side of my nose to open so I can breath through that side without hearing any fucking noises coming out of my nose.

It's a fucking cunt. Spent three hours one night rolling around the bed trying to get the fucking mucus to move.

>>112881197
People typically have around 7 dreams per night, but only the last few are remembered

I think the sheer amount of dreams that people go through could possibly be related to the Déjà vu feeling that people get

>that feel when you can into lucid dreaming

>that feel when a serial killer entered your house when you were a teenager
>that feel when you remember waking up to his face next to yours in your bed telling you to keep quiet
>that feel when he held a knife to your back for 4 hours in bed
>that feel when I average on an hour to 30 mins of sleep a night for going on 4 years now

It turns out he was hiding out in our house to hide from the cops. I was lucky to have my phone in my pocket to dial 911 or I'd have probably been dead now

>havent slept for 20h
fuck you bed, fuck you.
I still have to stay awake for about 5-6 hours

>used to always (semi)lucid dream when I was young
>found out what lucid dreaming is
>even less control in dreams now

Shits weird. Although I've kept one thing in dreams if I run(if it lets me, usually sluggish/shit balance in dreams, not fat underweight) I'd slowly slope upwards then when I stopped I would fall, my biggest phobia is the falling sensation, shit sucked.

Although I usually realize it's a dream think 'FUCK GOD HORSESHIT DAMNIT' because I know that I'm going to wake up..

>>112881129
It was probably a toy or an AC charger or something like that.

>>112880997
Not sleep paralysis.
Night Terrors can cause hallucinations when tired, you don't even have to lay in bed.

>>112880206

Holy fuck...
There were a time when I had this every other night. I woke up and couldn't move at all. Sometimes it was just this and I had to wait for a few sseconds. Sometimes I thought I was going to die and got the felt something like pain and an epeleptic episode. Sometimes I had hallucinations too (those were the worst)... I remember one time when I woke up, couldn't move and I knew something was going to happen and then there was this big, really terrifying looking dog that was slowly walking towards me..
I never knew if my brain was fucked up in some way (even feared I have a tumor at one point) or just a dream

>>112881416

bullshit

>>112881416

>>112881018
>>112881018

I think you're talking about those spasms where you're asleep and you suddenly faceplant from a couple inches off of your pillow. I was told those are supposed to happen for a reason so your body doesn't go into shock in a dream causing you to possibly die.

Notice how right before someone dies in a dream, they wake up. That's your brain's defense mechanism so you don't actually go into shock and die... literally.

Had a picture of XPlosives McGee but this will have to do for now.

>go to sleep
>banging a chick in the ass allrrriiigght
>jizz in her
>wake up
>notice the wet feel and the smell
>have to wash the comforter and sheets for the fourth time this week

>>112878398

>long dream

Jesus fucking christ.

There is something so very terrifying about this and it doesn't help that i'm already terrified of death.

>>112881416
Why the hell don't you have an alarm?

Or a dog

I haven't slept for ten days, because, that would be too long.

Anyone else have a fear of actually going to sleep

It's somewhere between not knowing if you'll wake up, or if you'll wake up to a completely new world or something, even something like a face being right there as you wake up

>>112881567
Propably murrika or similiar 3rd world country

>>112881592

I fear the dreams, silly stuff like a this shark-humanoid thing terrifies me. Fuck I had that dream when I was 4 and I get it a few times a yar.

>Boot camp
>Have to share a room with people I've never met before, holy shit
>Take a nap on my bunk after duty
>Wake up about 15 mins later
>Everyone's looking at me funny
>Turns out I was snoring like a monster truck the entire time
>It was so bad, everyone thought I was joking, and was expecting me to just open my eyes and laugh about it

I don't always snore, but when I do, I do it properly.

>mfw this thread

>>112881441

No, it was pretty bright, like a fireplace or a microwave with the lights off.

>>112881592

>even something like a face being right there as you wake up

Annnnnnnd thats me not sleeping tonight

>sleep schedule has been completely fucked for the past few weeks
>sleep literally all day awake literally all night
>barely ever see the sun except a brief view of it rising before i sleep in the morning
>impossible to fix sleep schedule even though i desperately need to
>sleep like a god regardless of time

also how do you guys feel about sleeping with other people? I slept with my girlfriend at her place last night. Im all up for snuggling and shit but i feel like im waaaaaaaaaaay comfier if I sleep alone.

BUT FUCKIN' SLEEPAN MAN HNG

>>112881487
I get that alot, it's usually linked to epilepsy but can happen to those without

>>112881592
Yup
>>112880378

>>112881675
>fatality headset

>>112881548
another one of my niggas

>Having nightmare about something stupid
>Mean dog chasing you or something
>Terrifying you even though its dumb
>Know its a dream, still scared of it
>Close eyes, see through eyelids
>Cover eyes with hands, see through hands
>Can't wake up no matter how hard you try

Goddamnit, fucking trollbrain

>>112880981

I always wake up with my sheets sideways, I don't get how that happens.

I set my alarm so that it plays a radio station that is nothing but static and maximum volume. Wakes me right the fuck up.

>>112878167
>warm up a mug of heavy cream and chug it

>>112881777

>mfw I rub my hand accross the ground but feel no texture
>trollbrain realizes I'm on to him
>wake up

HUEHUEHEU

>>112881704
>mfw I havent sleep at night the past 5 years
Its not that I work or anything.
I've always been a night person.
and I really need to find a nightshift job

>>112881811
Why

>>112881737
>>112881737

Jelly?

>>112878167

>8. No television or computer within 30 minutes of bed.

Really?

That may be the reason why my sleep cycle has been fucked up for 3 years

>>112881811
what is Silent hill

>>112881869

>Mfw 4chan x causes that picture to appear in full size

>>112881869

Because it's jarring and impossible to sleep through.

If I try to sleep every day, I need like three hours of just lying in the dark to fall asleep. I constantly feel uncomfortable and my mind buzzes with random bullshit that I don't even care about. The only way for me to fall asleep quickly is to just be exhausted, and despite the fact that I walk around my college campus all day, don't eat very much (Three meals? Who the fuck has time for that?), and do cario or weight lifting five times a week, I am never tired enough to sleep. My current solution is just to not sleep on Monday and Wednesday at all, but then I get to the weekend carrying a ridiculous sleep debt and crash hard.

tldr: need hours to fall asleep unless exhausted, said "fuck that" and endure sleep deprivation constantly.

>>112881935
Read a book or some shit to pass the time

>In dream
>Crazy shit
>Just weird

>Wake up
>Morning sun like a saturday morning with cartoons
>Notice your house has changes like someone has done some remodeling
>Turn around
>Suddenly where you walked from it's different
>See someone you know
>IM NOT STU! HUE HUE HUE HUE!

>Wake up for reals this time.

>>112880206
>that video

If anything, now i'm more freaked out knowing how it works

>>112881704

lol I should have said that I slept last day

>Sleeping
>Have a nice dream where i'm a dad and me and my son are playing
>after the day ends we head back home with him on my shoulders
>he says "I love you dad"
>"I love you too kiddo"
>Wake up
>Realize that i'm still alone

For some reason that dream had me bummed out for a while. I usually consider myself a solitary person anyway, but that dream man. One of the worst dreams i've ever had

>>112880447
>>112880499
Dont worry, it will get better in a month or so
The Chaos Gods speak clearly now

I had a dream where...I cant remember it properly.
It involved me standing talking to some woman next to a window. She opened or closed the window at one point, and things sort of spazzed out for a second. Next thing I know she was hanging outside of it. The second I moved she fell with the most awful scream I have ever heard.
I was so freaked out when I woke up.

>>112881663

Same person, I gotta tell you about a dream I had in boot camp.

>Wake up at home, aw yeah, I thought I was hating my life at the camp
>No wait, this isn't my current home, it's the farm we lived on before, a place that somehow always gave me nightmares
>Terrible thing from my childhood dreams show up at the other side of the farm and starts giving chase
>It doesn't know that since the time I saw it last, I have perfected the art of INFINITE ROCKET DOUBLE JUMPS
>Jump the fuck out of there, but the thing jumps after me
>Manage to outjump it by reaching the atmosphere
>I wind up jumping right into this orbital space station
>Turns out it's manned by all my fellow recruits from camp
>One of them approaches me: "Yeah, that's right, we're the Tingle patrol."
>Wake up and laugh myself to tears

>>112880755
How was that a nightmare

>>112882015
In order to sleep easily, you need to be relaxed, not fatigued. The whole "crap buzzing around in your head" feeling is, I understand, basically a kind of stress.

>Having awesome dream
>Flying around at the speed of light
>Holy shit I'm the fist of the north star
>Fly under water, punching submarines and shit
>Realize I can breath underwater
>Oh shit I'm dreaming
>Dont think about spiders!
>FUCKING SPIDERS EVERYWHERE OH GOD NO

FUCKING TROLLBRAIN

>>112880206
Dem related videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omzsLqbgRaU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

>>112882342
That video was horrifying.

Haven't had real nightmares since I was a kid. All of my dreams are epic adventures and sex and shit. Sometimes lucid.
Jelly?

>>112882325

Fukken this. It's like "Oh shit, must not think about that... BUT I ALREADY HAVE!"

When I have these dreams about flying through space, I always end up thinking "Avoid the gas giants, avoid the sun, avoid the fucking black hole" and I invariably end up being grabbed by their gravity, and let me tell you, being stuck in a black hole while dreaming fucking hurts.

>>112882547
>Dont think them bitches
that one actually works

>>112882520
If you go to bed thinking you're going to awaken later with sleep paralysis, it almost feels more liekly to happen, muse over that one before bed tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

I had this as a dream once.

>>112882325
Lol, I know that feel
>dreaming
>driving a motorcycle
>drive home
>get off motorcycle
>look down and see a spider
>ignore it and keep walking
>look down again
>THE WHOLE GROUND EVERYWHERE IS FUCKING COVERED WITH SPIDERS
>spiders everywhere and crawling up my leg
>wake up
mfw

>>112882857
>frightened meatball on a fork.jpg

a few months ago i had a really weird experience, i woke up at about 4am and looked under my desk opposite my bed. I could see a really fucking scary face and i couldn't look away, it was a really contorted twisted human male face. I was really freaked out by this and eventually turned on the light and nothing. ugh.

I've also seen a baby crawl up my wall when i had just woken up once. it was kind of holographic and flashing pink.

every time i wake up a bit too early i have a NOPE experience.

also, i used to have a raised bed when i was younger - about a metre off the ground. once i sleepwalked off of it. holy fuck was that retarded.

>>112882782
I've had enough sleep paralysis that I don't panic at all. I just make myself fall back asleep a few minutes after it happens.

I've recently had frequent dreams with spiders in them, large spiders that are capable of doing things that normal spiders don't--like swimming. The weird thing is, these aren't nightmares. There can be dozens of them, big hairy bastards with colors that scream "dangerous" and then can be crawling on me or suspended above my head like the sword of damocles, but I only realize this is FUCKED UP when I wake up and think about it.

When I try to sleep it feels like I'm spinning around about to slide off my bed. Also white noise.

>mfw due to excessive amount of exhaustion I almost never remember my dreams

it makes me so jelly of you guys, I'm a sleepwalker, I sleep so tight that I barely ear the alarm, but still can't remember my dreams...

>>112882803
That would be a nightmare for me: I have a phobia of vines and roots.

I'm repulsed by them in a similar way you would be repulsed by maggot-ridden rotting flesh.

>>112883108

>I sleep so tight that I barely EAR the alarm

Read this

the last nightmare i had was like 2 years ago. I just remember i was in some dark looking deserted fishing village, the atmosphere was gray as fuck, and at that time i had this nightmare i was severely freaked out of the thought about that girl in the exorcist.

And guess what, she appeared in that dream, came out of the darkness and attacked me with her disgusting fucked up face.

But i pulled out a fucking shotgun from nowhere and blew her head off, and i´m not even kidding..

After that i havent had a single nightmare.

Oh god i had to look at that face again just to show you what i mean, augh..

that feel when you have satin bed sheets and a satin fetisch omg best wank ever

>>112883117

>>112883223
>i´m not even kidding..

Translation

>IM LYING

>>112883312
Yeah, I'm not going to run screaming from a small thumbnail. Sorry to disappoint you there. Like I said, it's more a sensation of disgust than fear.

>>112883439

no why the fuck would i lie on 4chan under the name anon?

>>112883553
>No guys cmon im totally serious it happened

>>112883439
>He cant change his dreams

>mfw two days ago I dreamt of being in a medieval castle siege, entering the home of a family and forcing them to perform incestuous acts while I'd watch
>mfw I wake up to the hardest boner I've had in months and instantly get up to fap to some glorious incest porn

Java project due in... 10 hours, that I wish to perfect.

And by perfect I mean finish.

And by finish I mean start on.

God I am tired of everything.

I hate when you try to punch somebody in a dream and your fist just sort of slides off their face, even though you think you're punching with the force of a thousand suns

>>112883663
Plagiarise!

>>112883720

I may be lazy as fuck, but I'm not retarded.

Well, I am, but fuck that noise, son.

>>112883630
>>112883599

I hate you faggots

>>112883719
>That feel when no matter how hard you punch they are piss weak punches

>that feel when I can never make myself go to bed early, there's always something to do
>that feel when I'd be so much more productive and good-feeling if I got up at 9am every morning

Sigh.

>>112883663
>Copy minecraft.jar
>Rename it to ProjectX
>????
>PROFIT!

>I once had a dream that I was talking to my dad in the penthouse of a futuristic skyscraper. And we were wearing Matrix-style clothing. Suddenly, my dad was a giant, gelatinous, semi-sentient green blob trying to kill me.
>Skydived the FUCK out of that tower. Parachuted down to the city floor. Everybody was a green blob.
>For some reason thereafter, I was a silver blob. They could not assimilate with me.

Then my dream ended. It might have been an episode of the Silver Surfer cartoon that struck me as odd now that I think about it..

>>112883910

Get some over-the-counter sleep meds and fix your schedule. Might help.

>Try to scream in dream
>No voice

Trollbrain strikes again!

>>112883961

>copy minecraft.jar
>rename to ProjectX
>minecraft is now Deadpool

>>112883864
Probably a reflection of your thoughts and feelings. You feel weak, like you're not living up to your full potential.

No idea whether what I'm saying is true, but it probably is. I went after a girl for six months, and then finally one day we got into a relationship. I fucked the shit out of her in a dream that very night.

When I was a kid, around 8 I think, I had this one fucking horrifying dream that I still remember vividly. At the time, I had a fear of going downstairs at night, even with the lights on, and was scared of the dark. Now, my staircase turns at a right angle, and on the turn is a step larger than the rest. In the dream, a butterfly used to fly around this step at night time, and for some reason I knew this happened in every house, and every kid knew not to touch the butterfly. One day I decide to end this stupid fear of touching the butterfly, so I went down to the big step and just sat there. The light upstairs was on, but all the lights downstairs were off. So I'm sat there, terrified because I can't see anything downstairs but it can see me. I know something's there because I can hear this raspy breathing coming from the bottom of the stairs. Eventually I just grab the butterfly and am pulled to the bottom of the stairs. There, I can sort of see the thing that's hiding. It's kinda square in shape, but had no depth to it. The closest thing I can liken it to is a sealed envelope. I couldn't actually see the thing, just sort of an outline (Think Predator when it's invisible), but I just launch myself at it out of pure terror, and start punching the shit out of it. Somehow, during this punching, the environment becomes a desert, and as I stop punching this thing, I look around and there's this huge crowd of people just looking at me. Completely silent. Then this one kid walks up to me, bends down right next to my ear and whispers "Shouldn't have done that". Then the sky fucking tears open and this unearthly light starts pouring out, and this huge creature that would put Lovecraft to shame starts crawling out, and I wake up. Sleep paralysis. This creature is stood at the foot of my bed, and starts tearing my fucking throat out. Eventually I manage to scream and my parents run in, but I couldn't say anything to them, just sat shaking and staring at the wall.

>>112883223
That film haunted me when i was a child. And it still haunts me now.

FUCK. THAT. FILM.

>>112884127

Interpreting dreams is mostly wild guessing. They can have meaning and express your subconscious feelings and desires, but at the same time, they might just be your brain fucking around. It's basically impossible to tell; that's why, usually, you'll only see esoteric faggots doing that shit.

>That feel when i last night dreamt that i was on an adventure with the Yogscast and we sailed together and laughed

>>112884064

Boy, I sure love waking up to video games.

>>112884153
>Shouldn't have done that.

>>112880447
maybe stop looking at dodgy pictures like those then? fuck

>>112884566

i just want

to be covered in pillows

and slumbeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>have this as my alarm tone
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0IgBBf-VE
>best alarm tone ever
>literally have 3 seconds from it starting to wake up, get to the desk on the other side of my room and turn it off
>failure to do so or trying to sleep through it causes much awkwardness for other people in house

Fuck yeah, getting up on time all day erry day

>>112884064
I know that feel
Also:
>someone is about to fight you
>try throwing a punch
>arms are in slow motion
>try to run away
>run in slow motion
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>set alarm to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeceNyutg8Q&feature=relmfu

wake up every morning with a smile

>not having HOW 2 DRAW SANIC HEGEHOG as your alarm tone

>2011

>>112884657
What the fuck is going on?

>That feel when you dream your falling and as you hit the ground you jolt awake with a slam against the mattress

Every time.

>drinkan
>pukan
>sleeping outsidan
>$200 gonan
>waking up in the mornan
>stumble through townan
>go into friends house
>sleep on floor in hallway
>wake up covered in pukan
>hurry outsidan
>walk homan
>take aspirin
>pukan
>go on /v/

I wish i could sleep, i really do.

>>112884744
I have to do that.

>>112884805
Never watched Panty and Stocking?

>not sleeping with your gaming peripherals

I hate when no matter what side I sleep on my arm always goes to sleep. I always sleep on my sides and shit is usually fine but some nights I think I forget how to do it correctly.

>>112884837
Lol, I know that feel. It feels like your body was floating while you're dreaming and when you wake up and your body falls against the mattress

>not using your computer from your bed

ISHYGDDT

>wake up
>legs and arms are paralyzed
>can't move
>freak out

It's only happened once but oh god that was terrifying. And last week

>in dream
>it's lucid
>I live my life for a week
>Go to sleep in my dream
>Have a dream within a dream
>Wake up from a dream
>Carry on in my dream life
>Go to sleep
>Wake up in real life
>Confused as fuck and unsure of what is real

>Lying in bed
>Falling asleep
>Suddenly, feels like youre tripping
>HOLYSHITIAMDYING oh wait
>...
>Now can't sleep
>Godamnit

Anyone else got this problem?

As soon as I wake up I have two NoDoz and then a really hot shower. This keeps me awake in lectures until about 1100h, after that I just play on my iPhone.

>>112884865
nope, im not really in to cartoons.
or animu

>that feel when you have uni early tomorrow and should sleep but you arent tired but will probably go lie in bed wike awake and it will be hours before you actually fall asleep

>>112884657
Not using Beverly Hills Cock Part.2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndN2uFiL7Ew

>dream about running, just running
>HOLY FUCK I RUN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
>I do it by adjusting my body in a certain way
>wake up, think I can run as fast as I can in my dreams if I just position my body like in my dream
>'goddamnit why am I so slow'

>>112884931
>still living at this mom

>>112881675

Dude, you look EXATCLY like me.

>dreaming that you're falling
>hit the ground
>wake up
>realize you rolled off the bed and fell onto the floor