inb4 waves of yes

I say no it is not, feels great man.

>What does sex feel like?
Yes.

>Is it overrated /v/?
On a scale of 1-10, it rates a

Depends.
Only if you are doing it with somebody that you are really into and have really strong feelings for, but thats my personal opinion, otherwise theres not much point if its with a stranger, or somebody that you don't have much feelings for
sage for non-vidya

Bags of sand.

>What does sex feel like?

Since I've only felt the pleasure of being cummed inside, it really depends on how you feel about pleasing someone other than yourself.

>Is it overrated

Casual sex is.

>Is it overrated /v/?

Yes.
/thread

>>112808371

Remember that first time you masturbated and you were all like holy shit what the fuck I gotta do it again!

Imagine that feeling x100

That has to be the most generic image ever

Did you google sex?

She's hot as fuck though

The only thing that is overrated is it's importance. People think that if they have sex their life will change and they will stop being socially retarded / outcasts / whatever.
Nothing changed with me after I had sex...

I think sex with someone you love and who loves you back would be amazing.

If you're in it just for the orgasm then I imagine its much like fapping, but without that annoying thing where you just can't find the right motivation to finish.

Its amazing with a person you have feelings for. Awkward as fuck with a hooker. With a hooker only go for blowjobs.

it's overrated as fuck.

Sex is like oxygen in that it's only a big deal if you're not getting any.

>>112809114
>>112809075
my niggaz.

The first time was absolutely crap. The second time remains to this day the best feeling I ever had. Since then i've had sex not all the time, but a couple hundred times, and it's just not the same.

It really loses its magic.

feels like chicken soup.

I want to have sex with an alien.

...or a gopher.

when it is good, it feels great
when it is not good it is better than nothing.

OP, casual sex with someone you barely know/don't care about is overrated.

Sex with someone you love/care for deeply is very enjoyable and can even heighten physical pleasure. With someone you care for, there's a layer of intimacy between you that makes things "magic".

>>112809114
Its exactly like this.
Ive only had sex (and am continuing to do so) with one woman all my life, and its always been a wonderful experience.
masturbation isnt really that fun now, in comparison.
quick rush of relief when i cant get to her.
not vidya etc

Sex is just fun. Sure, the orgasm can be fantastic, but its the journey that is awesome. Not the destination.

What I mean by that is, foreplay is friggin sweet.

Feels awesome, but cuddling afterwards is better.

>mfw

>>112809642 I want to have sex with an alien.

I sell these at work. Will this do?

Time to start drinking, thanks a lot OP.

It feels whatever for me, but I do it to please whoever I'm doing it with.
It's a tad overrated but that's just my opinion.

It's ok with random girls; It'd be great with I girl I love though, but as if that will ever happen.

>>112810026

Great idea man, you have yourself a few drinks with your loved one!

>>112810026

Pretty overrated, doesn't change the fact that we crave it. The biggest satisfaction for me was not the actual sex act or the orgasm, it was that I blew my load inside of her.

>>112809832
>>112809832
>>112809832

My nigga.

I gotta say, the foreplay is a big factor for me. For example, my wife and I were laying in bed last night. She gave birth to our son a month ago today and still has yet to get checked up by her doctor to see if she can safely have intercourse again. However, after feeding our son at around 3am, she leaned into me, wrapped my arm around her and let out a deep sigh. She started rubbing her behind into my crotch and put my hand on her breast. Needless to say I took her up on the opportunity, but didn't try to take it further (for the above reason).

But last night was special because she slowly guided my hand into her underwear even though she wasn't given the green light yet by her doctor, so I knew she trusted that I would pleasure her without hurting her (again, this is just one month after child birth). Mutual masturbation ensued and she fell asleep with her arm and leg on top of me.

It's almost 24 hours later and I'm still in a good mood because of it.

Imagine if you would two mattresses stacked on top of each other. The mattresses are also made of the inner lining of your mouth. Now imagine putting your erect penis through it. It's hard to force it in at first, but you'll eventually get a good motion going.

That's kind of what the vagina itself feels like, but when there's a girl there and she's responding to your thrusts and wanting it, it feels a lot better.

It's very fun, but it is highly overrated. Banging chicks left and right is an accomplishment, so to speak, but why do that when you can have a nice girlfriend and screw her nonstop?

It's nice when you slide your dick in and the first few thrusts, and it's always nice to remind yourself what it feels like to have your dick in there. Full on thrust fucking is of course a bit better than masturbating but the high pace kind of gives it the same sense... I'm not good at describing these things. I can go with just masturbating but it's really nice to get laid once in a while.

>Is it overrated /v/?

It feels very good, but no where near what people tell you it's like in highschool.

Of course, the people I talked to about sex where virgins and trying to hide it which I figured out after I had sex. They must've been baseing it off porn or something.

FUCKING HIGHSCHOOLSTOP

to be fucking honest, nothing special

at least for me

cuddling is much, much better

>>112808980
Wait a minute. Are you a dude?

I've never had sex with a girl.
Gay sex is very nice, though, OP.

>>112810563
>cuddling is much, much better

>>112810577
Yes.

>Go on /v/ everyday
>Not a /v/irgin

It's pretty overrated by the fact that is our standard for social validation.

If you are not enjoying sex, then you or your partner is doing something wrong.

Not video games, but I'm high on addy so I'll explain.

My high school girl friend was extremely close to me, but our sex was boring. Neither of us were experienced, and she hadn't discovered herself sexually so she didn't know what she wanted.

Fast forward until college. I met this crazy mother fucking asian girl who knew how to get herself off. I would get an instant boner just thinking about the shit we did. Choking, Asphyxiation, withholding the other one from cumming, rape play (the first time we did anal I surprised her with it).

That was enjoyable sex. It was purely physical. Yes, sex is amazing, but it can ruin you. I'll never be sexually satisfied again.

nothing like a girl emptying your load back onto your balls and licking it back up

Why are you even asking OP? Like we're ever going to have sex. The fact that you're asking in the first place means you're beyond help.

>>112810635

I would hug you right now bro

>>112809075
>>112809114
This.

Having sex with someone you love is fucking amazing.

The feeling that she is with someone else now is not however

>>112808980

>Is it overrated
>Casual sex is.

This, times several million, the novelty soon wears off and once you get into your mid twenties you cease being friends with people who think it's deserving of a trophy.

Basically for you youngsters, don't waste several years of your youth chasing pussy trying to inflate some bullshit "chicks I fucked" score, it will mean nothing in a few short years.

What stays with you is time spent with someone you actually love, even if that relationship fails you still have the memories.

Head my words, younglings, they will serve you well.

Sex with strangers is like fapping, but it feels a little better.

Sex with someone you absolutely love is the best feeling you can possibly imagine.

its beautiful when you make it with the person you love OP, try it.
Also
>Mfw cuddling after sex

>>112810635
Right... Okay.

What does it feel like being cummed inside? and what are the after effects? I'm hetro, just wondering.

>Girlfriend is an a-type, go get'em, pain in the ass bitch (in a good way) all the time
>in bed, she is submissive and will do anything I say or want her too


I love my girlfriend.

>>112811085
feels like shitting semen and air
>mfw you wake up in the morning with the flacid penis of your partner inside you

>>112810984
>Sex with someone you absolutely love is the best feeling you can possibly imagine.

I lol'd

try some drugs, son

your orgasm^10000000000

With my ex-GF we tried a lot of ways.
One of my favorites is still having sex while drunk.
We would have a drinking game before sex, and when we would get really drunk we would naturally want to have sex.

Damn it felt good. Especially 69.

>>112811247
nah.
i'd rather not waste my life and money on drugs.
it's the best feeling you can imagine...WITHOUT drugs

>>112811247

>Hi, I'm 17, ask me about knowing everything about life.

Different guy to the one you responded to but you're a damn fool if you think he didn't take that into account.

Still doesn;t match up.

Try heroin OP
Sage and check em

All well and good ITT. But what chance do us unlucky bastards with small dicks have?

5.5inch and just under 5 girth

Life is cruel.

Try being black. White women love cheating on their husbands with you!

I prefer blow jobs from actual sex op.

>/v/
>sex
Wait what

>>112811428
>having a small penis
>implying that shit even matters when your partner actually loves you

Video games.

>>112811306
Too much info.

>>112811428

That's pretty bad but it isn't unusable.

Anything under 4" and you might as well shoot yourself but what you got is fine, I mean you gotta work for it but it's s'cool.

Women don't care anywhere near as much as you might think, at least the women you should be interested in, sluts will of course be sluts.

>>112811247
He probably meant emotionally/psychologically. You know, the other half of good sex.

Though, being on Ecstasy does pretty much ruin orgasm forever.

>>112811382

Very overrated, I lost my virginity at the age of 23 to a prostitute, went twice after that if it'd get any better, still fucking dull as shit.

> 2011
> Loving someone
I sure hope you guys don't do this. I even disowned my parents because fuck any kind of caring of another human being.

Neigh C Denton. In da fresh.

>>112811488

been fucked in the ass, was farting cum for an hour

>>112811488

That poor guy, his pizza is ruined..

>>112811766
you noticed it too?

It's pretty good OP

>>112811709

Fucking a prostitute felt shit becuase you were fucking a prostitute.

You didn't give a shit about her and she didn't give a shit about you, why would anything requiring intimacy feel good?

Drop the "too hardcore for emotions" bullshit and find someone you feel the need to care for and fuck them and see if you feel the same.

>>112811709
might as well kill yourself now, buddy.

>mfw I devirgined a white women last night
>mfw she was begging for my cock
>mfw my was so thick, I couldn't put it in without her moaning in pain
>mfw I made her cum twice and her liquids poured over my dick when she was riding me
>mfw she was screaming and begging me to cum in her
>Mfw you faggot neck beards will be forever alone
>mfw im not even black

DAT BETA MAX

if shes hot and makes cute noises
>yes

if shes a beast
>no

thats all there is to it.

Shit was NOT worth the trouble of taming the chick.


Never again.

>>112812018
If you're gonna try this troll, you should also mention that she was a 10/10 or possibly your sister. At least you tried, kiddo.

Wanna find out for yourself big boy?

depends on your penis size

>>112812141
>>112812141

Protip: im not trolling

The process is overrated, but that feel when someone else gets you off, fucking amazing, and it puts my mind at ease knowing im not completely dysfunctional and i'm capable of bonding like that with others

It's pretty damn good OP, I tend to go for shy girls as they're often more interesting and loving than girls who've been riding dicks as long as they can remember. The only hitch is that they probably have no idea what the hell to do

I also have pretty much no idea what to do, so it can make it quite awkward
I've sent my current girlfriend into spasms of screaming ecstasy though, which I guess is a good sign

>>112812667

>The only hitch is that they probably have no idea what the hell to do

I find it endearing. You can tell what's going through their heads, how they're trying to be as good as possible and not wanting to disappoint.

Pretty cute shit.

>>112812018
Obvious Troll, but made me laugh that they actually took the time to think it up and fap himself to sleep while crying.

>>112812667

Its pretty fun, and can be the best thing ever on the right day. I've never had casual sex but I feel like it wouldn't be as good. My girlfriend and I are pretty open about what we like so its become sort of a hobby for us, as silly as that sounds.

>>112813052

Crop theface from the fbackground, man.

That shit's just untidy.

>>112813173

>I've never had casual sex but I feel like it wouldn't be as good

You are correct.

Most of the people who will tell you sex is the greatest thing ever, the only reason for existing and the most important thing in life are virgins trying to act like 'alpha' males.

It's pleasant, but by far the most overrated thing in life from my experience. The first time is interesting, after that....it loses its magic very, very quickly.

Masturbation > sex. In terms of pure pleasure, that is.

Given the amount of effort and potential risks that are involved with it (stable relationship requires far more time invested in something that I don't get much out of and one night stands require more money than I care to spend on something I don't enjoy that much, as well as the risk of some psycho woman trying to get knocked up and force you into child support payments or just falsely accusing you of rape because they can get away with it), I no longer really think it's worth it. There are much, much more enjoyable things to pursue in life.

Whenever you're horny, just masturbate, exercise or even take a cold shower. You'll save so much time, money and effort and probably be a much happier person in the long run.

>date a girl for two and a half years
>have sex almost every day, it's fucking amazing, we try everything everywhere
>one day we break up
>find new girl, have sex
>it's even better
>we break up
>never have sex again for a year

oh well. it was a good run

>>112812225

no, it. feels great

>>112812018
>>112812018

Real recognize real, I also Fucked a white chick but wasn't a virgin. Im asian and I was kind of self conscious about her seeing my dick. She pulled my pants and started sucking without hesitation.

Feels good man.

Sex isn't overrated if you're doing it with someone you love.

I have had sex with three girls, and i can tell for a fact that sex with someone you really like is fuckawesome

>>112811967
> Implying I'd want to care for something that does nothing but whine, wants to go outside and most likely is stupid as shit
I've seen enough of "girlfriends" of my homeboys to realize I don't ever want to get tangled up in that shit.

All women are nothing but whores.

>>112812655
A reaction image and no proof. You sure showed me.

you hurt my weak point OP.
I don't have an opinion on sex

>>112813641
Whatever beta.

>>112810563
Hell yeah motherfucker. being wrapped up in a blanket on a cool night with the girl you love is infinitely better than sex.

>>112813617

I seriously hope you're trolling.

If not you are in for one horribly depressing life.

I'm not going to write out a paragraph about how much of a fool you are because it's late and I'm tired.

I honestly hope one day you look back at the posts you made in this thread and realise how mistaken you were.

Godspeed.

>>112813617

>Have gf
>She plays with me
>Gives me games
>Loves me like no one else does
>Fucking great sex

No, you're just sad bro. Not every women is like that. Of course they have different tastes. Sometimes I just want to play, and she wants go to outside, and you know what? I don't mind doing that for her, cus she already did so much for me. That's what being in a relation is about, and I don't fucking mind that at all. While I fell asleep thinking "Fuck, I wish she was here right now.", you sleep crying, thinking why you're still so ronery.

Did I mention she fucking gifts me games, and respects my hobby?

I gave her my old DS and watched her struggle to play Zelda: PH. It was so fucking cute, I can't even describe it. Had to help her in some parts.

It's overrated unless you do it with an alpha who has had enough sexual experience to know what he's doing.

For people like you? I'm sure you'll find a pasty little thing willing to fuck so you won't both die virgins, and she'll have no idea what you're doing wrong and love every minute of it until she gets a taste of what a real man could do to her. It will be a wonderful and awkward thing for you up until then.

Sex is pretty cool. It's fun, it feels great on your dick, I like pleasing my girl.

It's way overrated. People act like it's the end-all-be-all measure of a man, but honestly? I don't care about it too much as long as she's happy. It's just another fun thing we do together.

Salty milky coins.

>>112813993
>I'm lying to seem cool on the internet!
Nice job kid.

>>112813993
I used to have a GF like that.
She loved LittleBigPlanet, I tried to convince her to borrow my PS3 several times without success, I managed to persuade her to borrow my PSP.

Please Sir, treasure the one you have.

>>112813993
She's fat. Also, 90% of women are whores, the 10% are already tkane.

Lol.

Blowjobs > Sex.

Also, sex is nice but damn it, the way people praise it? No. It's not worth getting depressed about. It's not worth putting all your strength into.

I'll be honest: The most pleasure I've had has come from listening to amazing music. Then playing amazing vidya. Then a variety of food and drinks. Then watching amazing films. Then taking amazing shits. Then accomplishing intellectual feats. And THEN, sex.

People fabricate a connection between sex and being a man. But I think the only connection there is having a desire to make the woman you love happy sexually, IMO.

>>112813641
>>112813641

I got pix of her in her panties and bra but im not going to post that to prove you wrong on an anime board

Stay mad beta, and she modeled her swimsuit for me after sex, shit was cash.

Pic semi related

its like fapping with banana peel, overrated

>You will never experience a submissive gay male doing all he can for the sole purpose of getting you off and then cuddling with you

You poor, poor straight people.

>watch hentai
>see the guy pinch the girl's nipple and move it around in circles then he sucks on it

>doing foreplay with a girl
>try doing what I saw in hentai
>she laughs at me and "asks what the fuck are you doing!?"

>>112814695

>/v/
>anime board

Too obvious.

>>112815067

What do you expect from 3D who can;t feel pleasure?

>>112815067

Can anyone else confirm that this doesn't work.

>>112815067
>>112815193
The women I've done it to have liked it, but I tried to do what I'd imagine I'd like if someone was to caress my nipples.

>>112815193

im 30 years old, im still virgin, im happy with that...

>>112815049

>that feel when you're the submissive gay male

I've so much hot drawn porn, exploiting people's most perverted and least possible sexual desires, I don't think normal sex would ever please me.

>>112815067
>>112815193
It doesn't. Girls aren't always very sensitive on their nipples, especially if their breasts are larger than average or if they wear rough fabric or their bras to bed.

>>112815193

All depends on the person, my ex was very, very sensitive to nipple play, almost to the point where she would orgasm. ymmv

>>112815388
>That feel when you're versatile
I start off dominant most of the time, but I swear, the moment the other guy shows a sign of dominance I instantly become submissive. It's awkward.

>>112815067

gotta do the sucking and pinching separately faggot.

>>112815193
>mfw I bed nip girl did it for /v/ first timer
>she starts sucking my nipples
>lie there stoned thinking what the fuck is she doing, remember all the javs, its like im in one

sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sagesage sage sage sage sagesage sage sage sage sagesage sage sage sage sagesage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sagesage sage sage sage sagesage sage sage sage sagesage sage sage sage sagesage

>>112815741

>that feel when you will never bed any girl let alone a japanese one

i was like fuck yea this owns at first. but literally after like the 3rd time you're just like. fuck it
tl;dr yes

>Cartman:
What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some and then stick it inside her and pee.
>Kyle:
[looks long and hard] Stick it inside her and pee?
>Cartman:
Well, okay, fine. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg.

>>112815193
Everything is subjective.

My girlfriend loves having her nipples suck and played with, and having her pussy eaten.

My ex was boring as hell. Missionary only, no foreplay. She was hot and smart, but holy hell was she boring in bed.

>>112815369
Have you become a wizard yet?

>>112816262
nope.jpg

>>112816251
Thought it was 35 years

>>112808915
I get something out of having a multitude of sexual conquests. Maybe you don't/never get that, maybe I'm still just young, but I have to disagree with this. It's like a game, really, and I find pride in having more sex with more attractive girls than my friends.
So no, I don't find it overrated. I think it's great. Then again, I'm a great case study for misplaced sexuality - a therapist would find my view of sex contrived and in need of help.

Now, the first time you have sex is overrated. Losing your virginity has got to be the worst sex you have.

Best when you do it with somone you love..
love.
I have never even had sex anyway. Oh well, some of just wont experience that feel..

Please stop it, I'm literally gonna kill myself.

It's definitely overrated unless it's with someone you love and vice versa.

Sex should be like the last thing on people's priority list imo, it's not nearly as important as people say.

>that feel when you have a small penis and you're afraid to go out and try to get laid because they would laugh at your tiny penis, and if you found one who wouldn't you would probably cum instantly
>feels bad man

>>112816530

Don't worry, Anon. Everything is gonna be just fine.

>>112816251
well, no but i can repair your pc does it count?
seriously when i think that some girl would get naked in my bedroom i feel uncomfortable and embarrassed

>>112816755

No it won't. Nothing ever gets better, only worse. Stop lying to the poor guy.

>non-virgins defiling my /v/

Fuck off to reddit.

SAGE

mfw half of /v/ tries to act like all women are whores and I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world who plays vidya with me when she comes over and we cuddle more than anything.

Honestly, the guys who say that women are shit are the ones who have had bad experiences with them.

People that rage about women being whores are the ones that are too stupid to realize that not every woman is going to be your type. Not every owman is going to treat you right. Not every woman is going to like what you like. Instead of dating the first reasonably good looking woman you come across, take some time to find a woman you're actually compatible with. Herpaderp.

what does a vagina look like?

>>112817868
>desperate white knight
>thinks women will see his post and thank him for defending them

I don't want casual one-night-stand sex because it seems like more work than something fun and enjoyable.

What's wrong with me?

I'll tell you one thing: Prostitutes are not worth it, for me it was just an expensive fap.

fuck of to /soc/ morons and stop philosophing

>>112817868
mfw when half of /v/ try to pretend like women would be the best thing in the world, when they're finally get the first girl of their lives at 25 and are too scared to lose her so they do whatever she wants.
Pussywhipped.

>>112818046

Why should we have to dig through shit to find less smelly shit?

it feels like videogames

>>112818231
>>112818231
Nothing? Who says anything has to be wrong? There's 7 billion people in the world. Just because you have a few different habits and tastes, doesn't mean something wrong is with you. Stop giving into peer pressure and do what brings happiness to you. I've viciously shut down a few women that tried hitting me up in a bar, knowing it's not worth the time. That doesn't make me sick. There are people that are obsessed with sex and think it's the greatest thing ever, doing anything to get it. Nothing wrong with them. Then there's those that don't give the slightest fuck about it. Nothing wrong with them.

It's not the sex. It's the cuddling afterwards. The warmth, the silent talk, the gentle kisses, the waking up the next morning.

And then the morning sex.

>>112818351
Who said anything about digging? If you're actively going out looking for women, you're already moving at light speed in reverse. Quit wasting time and just live your life, eventually you'll come across a woman that sparks your interest past "BOOBS"

I dunno. I think it's pretty overrated. It's enjoyable, sure, but it's a lot of trouble. You get very hot and sweaty (much more so than fapping), sticky, it's uncomfortable, and it's not really any more pleasurable than anything you could do yourself.

It's more about the emotional experience with the partner.

>first time
>what the fuck is this I dont even
>second time
>OH OKAY

ITT: Liars.

No one on /v/ has had sex. That is a fact. If you think you did, you're wrong. That was a dream and you're simply tricking yourself into believing it. Or it was a man.

>>112818572

>looking for a job
>never getting hired
>sitting inside all day doing Java

Doubt that.

I like kissing and feeling the curves of a woman's body, but the actual sex can be boring unless there is a mutual passion and feelings behind it.

>>112818865
>Or it was a man.

Only lesiban sex counts?

>>112818993

>women
>/v/

>my face when my dick is 4.5 inches and I was born with a birth defect so even if a girl ever does actually want to have sex with me she'll be grossed out before anything happens

>>112811488
Hey, anyone got a download link to this?

Depends really.
Masturbation will generally bring a more satisfying orgasm.

But sex with a partner is great for other reasons.

Video games are better than both. Not even joking or trolling.

>>112819190
THIS

Sex is overrated, even with someone you love. Though I guess it depends on your definition of love.

If you say its over rated as fuck you've never let loose and done it right.


Fuck casual meh sex.

Just fucking let loose like a goddamn animal and let your juices flow like the ocean and let your flesh be hotter than goddamn lava

Let your moans scare off ghosts let your screams move halloween to janurary first


Fucking enjoy it. Don't half ass sex. Whats the point in half assing sex.


And do anal right for once. It feels good if you do it right.

i'm 18 and still a virgin, all my friends have had sex plently of times (except for one other) and now at work my new boss keeps taunting me about it (he can obviously tell by how shy i am)

>feelsbadman

>>112819255

>video games
>rehash after rehash
>requires a console or expensive grafics card

Video games fucking suck, why do you think /v/ complains about them?

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeee
>>112819190
>>112819190
>>112819190
>>112819190

>>112819821
He obviously wants to fuck.

>>112819760
>And do anal right for once. It feels good if you do it right.

I can attest to this. Feels god damn amazing if done right, uncomfortable if not, however.

>>112819760
You sound like the most beta virgin ever.

Want to know what second base feels like? Stick your fingers in your mouth.

Third base? Stick your dick in your grandmother's mouth.

The exact same feel, I'm not even kidding.

>>112815388
>That feel when you are male but wish to be a submissive female to a man, but the thought of taking it up the ass is unbearable.

>>112820708
somebodies jelly

>>112820708
I've enjoyed extremely satisfying sex and socialize very well

you can kindly fuck off sir

>>112819821
Wow, your boss is an asshole.

>>112820792
Wow, you might as well kill yourself faggot.

>>112820792
How is it unbearable. Pic related it feels like this. You don't lose any dignity. Don't let other people tell you whats wrong. Take it up the ass if you want to. It doesn't mean anything.

>>112819760
>>112819760
>>112820911
Not the same person but unless you're in a relationship i think you're bullshitting too.

Most of the women I've picked up at the local bar hate "crazy" wild sex. 4 of them, one was even black, they all hate it and find it overdone and weird. They don't like it when the guy moans or grunts, you have to take your time and be careful...

Anybody looking for a one-night stand or something can't have "wild crazy" sex, so it is indeed vastly overrated if that's just what you're looking for.

>mfw I have a skin condition that makes me look like I have genital warts.
>mfw I need to pay big bucks to get it removed with surgery
>mfw I'm afraid of showing my dick because of this

>>112820919
tell me about it.

>>112808534

It can be great AND overrated, you know.

I think it's overrated, in the sense that I can live without. But it's still great, so I try take the good opportunities for it.

>mfw when I'm 18 and can't peel back my foreskin when its erect, only when its limp
>afraid of going to the doctors and desperately looking for home treatment

>>112811542
this guy's trolling right? The few girls I have dated were cut off early because I didn't want them to see my five and a half inch penis, I didn't even ask the last chick that seemed to like me out because of this.

>>112821224
PPP? I know that feel.

>>112821224

if you're talking about the small colorless/skin colored bumps that look like hair follicles just relax.

>>112821418

PPP probably sucks though..

>>112815049
>mfw I want that

>your face when i met up with a /v/irgin and took his virginity

you niggas be awkward as FUCK

>>112821190
They may hate it because you hate it as well, you could be projecting insecurities about it onto them or they could be insecure themselves about it

Its hard to find a person who isn't afraid to let loose.

for the record i don't mean crazy insane sex i just mean being able to let loose. A lot of people do hold back in some way when they have sex and that dulls the experience for them

Then they decide that sex isn't a big deal


Its fucking stupid. Sex can be so pleasurable you could be addicted to it for life if you do it right

>>112821614

something cysts right? Google POIEB method

>>112821789

faget

>>112821789
why would somebody on /v/ lose their virginity to a black woman

because thats what you sound like

It's like smoking weed for your first time. The first time everybody overreacts because they think they are supposed to be acting like it's the best thing in the world and act like a floppng fish. The more you smoke the more you realize that it's just to get that buzz for awile because you are craving it or you passionately enjoy it with another person.

Salty milk and coins, I'll show you later.

>>112817868
Fuck sakes that dog is happy looking. I wish I could be happy by doing something that fucking simple.

Look at it. You WILL NEVER be that satisfied in your life ever, period. Even if you accomplish every goal and meet the ideal partner of your dreams that dog with that fucking... lollipop or piece of corn dog or whatever that fucking even is... that dog will be happier than you.

Fuck. This is why I'm a cat person. Fucking smug ass dogs.

Sex feels like masturbation plus a hug from a good friend.

>>112821418
>>112821614
>mfw I have PPP
>it's only on the rim of the penis head
>it increases the sensitivity and therefore the pleasure

Wouldn't get it removed for a million dollars.

>>112821916
jelly

>>112821946
>implying there arent black people on /v/

but no im not black

>>112822073

Just gay. Why would I be jelly of a homosexual poopdick?

I just want to cuddle with someone while holding hands when we fuck :3c.

>>112821867

sebaceous cysts i think is what we're talking about

and i don't care because they dont bother me and i still get oral and general unprotected sex

>>112822123
>homosexual poopdick?
virgin detected

>>112822205

Well you're a guy, andyou stick things in people's ass, so of course you're a homosexual poopdick.

>>112822161
I forgot mention kissing too.

:3c

>>112822123
Because you're a tripfag and even a flaming gay pride parade fagot is about nine steps above you on the food chain of intolerable assholes no one likes to be around?

>210 posts

>>112822276
Implying the anus isn't very clean.

:3c

>Have a 5-6 inch cock with normal girth
>be a big guy
>even when i slim down my body only really "works" as a hefty set
>mfw i'm too afraid to even bother with a girl, and know if i did get all the way to the sex part i'd cut it off out of pure fear and because i don't want to burden them with something that simply can't please
>mfw it's impossible for me to get all feminine and trap and be submissive with guys

joking aside, it's honestly something i've considered killing myself over, can't because that's a pretty pussy thing to do, but it's pretty bullshit and sucks i'll never get anywhere when it comes to sex, or hell in the longer run any sort of relationship

Likewise i'm not interesting so i've got nothing else to compensate

>>112822276
wow its like im talking to a 5 year old or somethign

>>112822383
Maybe you try men?

Some guys are pretty cool and tender, they make you feel good.

;3c

>>112822383
>>mfw it's impossible for me to get all feminine and trap and be submissive with guys
>imyplying there anrent submissive bears

From a purely physical perspective it's like jacking off except you can't squeeze as hard as you'd like.

The fact that there's another person involved is way, way better than the actual physical sensation.

>>112822197
>they dont bother me

Good for you bro, they do me

>>112809024
>Remember that first time you masturbated
No, I don't. I've been masturbating since before I can remember.

>>112822161

>>112822509
But cuddling and kiss with your partner while holding hands is the best :3c.

>>112822493

No one likes bears faget.

>>112822370

You shit from there, and anything bigger than a hotdog is going to hurt, tear, and make the ass bleed.

>>112822359

Mad faget detected.

>>112822399

>can't even spell something right

Typical faget.

>>112818427

I'm gonna have to agree with this guy. If it's with a person you love and they love you just as much, this is what makes sex special. Just fucking a hole with a fuck buddy is just to relieve urges and nothing more.

>>112822383
Prostitutes and homeless people man. They're easy to get, all you need is money.

And then you just knock them unconscious with drugs and set them down in the forest so you can hunt them for sport and a petty sense of accomplishment in the absence of sexual capacity. Feels good man. Feels really good. You just need to invest in a large freezer or get to know a local pig farmer.

Virginity solved.

>>112822705
>anything bigger than a hotdog is going to hurt, tear, and make the ass bleed.

Clearly you're clueless and I'm going to filter you.

:3c

>>112822705
>You shit from there, and anything bigger than a hotdog is going to hurt, tear, and make the ass bleed.
haha, no

>223 posts and 70 image replies omitted

>>112822705
>can't even spell faggot right

typical child

>>112808371
Its like jacking off, but your hand is a real woman

>>112822822
>>112822828

Fucking faggots.

Just because your assholes are loose and abused doesn't mean everyone else's is.

Also:
>using emoticons

Back to reddit//b/ with you.

>>112822876

>doesn't get the joke

Pic related.

>>112822952
Get some passion, kissing and hugging yo :3c

>>112823013

Forgot pic.

>>112822856

>>112823117
>>112823013
xD so funny hold on let me repost on reddit

Could be worse. I lost my virginity to a sadistic bitch who raped me at knifepoint. Can't ever get aroused anymore, feels bad man.

Take this to /b/ and keep it there.

>>112823013
>Just because your assholes are loose and abused doesn't mean everyone else's is.
>implying you know how assholes work

>starts thread on a saturday night

I see what you did there

;_; i see what you did there...

>>112823211

...

Dude, that's..dark.

>>112823320
Cheer up :3c

You'll find someone someday ;3c

>>112823216

This. Gays ruined the average /v/ thread.

>>112823260

>implying I don't

There's a reason taking a large shit takes forever and hurts like hell. THere's a reason pink socks exist.

>>112823328
Shit sucks. Raped me then told me nobody but her would love me so I'd have to stay with her. Cue six months of sadistic torture with knives, fists and a bat.

Finally recovered a bit years later, end up with a girlfriend who robbed me then cheated on me. Feels horrible.

>>112823430

>ruined the average /v/ thread

Sure, buddy. Sure.

>>112823430
>implying you do

>>112823533

These threads are on /v/, at least once a week, then some faget comes in and says ">2011, >not being part of the gay master race"

>>112823583

More so than gays who eat shit to get off.

>>112823633
nope

>>112823511
Dude.

I'm used to the crazy bitches who manipulate emotionally or cuckhold but she actually used weapons and tortured you? How did you not call the cops in the beginning? I know after you get into the victim mode it's hard to get out, but in the beginning?

>>112823511


...

That's horribly dark and I have no idea how to console or otherwise. I feel saying 'I'm sorry about that' would be cheap.

It's good that you got better, though. You'll be stronger for it..Even if it horrible, you will be stronger for it.

>253 posts and 75 image replies
yeah I bet you guys know

>>112816407
The conquest is nice, the sex itself is just meh. It's basically a post victory reward that's not that great, in comparison to how much people hype it up that is.

>>112823686
Low self-esteem, bullied a lot, socially inept. She said it enough that I chose to believe it over the fact she was using me. I'm not proud of it.

>>112823633

>2011
>not being apart of the bisexual master race.

See? I can do it, too. It's easy to ignore them, but the issue isn't them that ruin it; it's the people who ignoramously RESPOND.

So, if anything, everyone's to blame for this, not just one person. 'tis a domino effect; leave the first domino alone, and they don't fall. Edge it on a little bit, though, and bam, it all comes falling down. Sometimes deliberately set up, other times accidentally set up.

don't get stuck using the "deathgrip", it makes sex un enjoyable, and takes a long time to fix.

>get my dick sucked
>blow my load in her mouth
>fully erect the whole time

>have an erection
>put a condom on
>shove my dick in there
>I go limp

FUCK THIS SHIT

There is no better feeling in the world than blowing your load right up a nice hot cunt.

>>112821224
I have a similar problem, my dick has some scar tissue caused by a 'hot water apply directly to crotch' incident so it's kind of curving to the left.

>>112821367
attention whore

5.5 isn't bad at all, in fact, 5 1/2 is average.

enjoy your black knights

>>112823211
>>112823511

>That feel when no one even wants to rape you

>>112823978
An ass is warmer, tighter and way deeper

>mfw my fetishes are hand holding, kissing and hugging

>>112824077

You don't want to be raped. Period.

It's not about attraction or sex, though that is a part of it; it's about power and domination over another person, that thrill the person gets from dominating you and forcing you to do something you -don't- want to do, making you lose your sense of security, self-worth, and more.

It's a nightmare and a half.