gay porn

Gay porn

Starring in and Selling gay porn to drug dealers

trap porn

I work the cameras in a gay porn.

>>112378553
the homosexual heroic film industry

lesbian porn

I'm that guy who collects semen from homeless people to be reused for bukake scenes in gay porn.

the most disgusting job of all, /v/ porn

gay porn

i wait until the next month

controls specialist for coca cola

Furry gay porn.

>>112378827
I heard you need a vagina to do that? When did the rules change?

>>112378973
They just remove your penis when you apply

>>112378888
>>112378889

I shoot birds at the airport

consensual sex in the missionary position

Play dive bars for spare money, get by on college savings and grant money. Basically being a leech until I graduate and can move somewhere with jobs.

Cs for zipcar. Also fuck every person who ever returns a car late. I hope you get aids

I founded Microsoft.

I'm an accountant at one of the worlds largest sportsbooks.
Feels damn good man.

>>112379123
>browsing /v/ at work

I'm reporting you to your boss

I stealth market niche games on /v/

>That feel when I could probably make a killing making furry porn, but I don't like making porn of any kind

It sucks having integrity.

I can bring myself to do the depraved things required to make money.

>>112379096

I return cars late, I also leave all of my trash in them

>One time I had to shit really bad and there were no rest stops so I shit in a mcdonalds bag
>Few hours after returning the car realize I had left the shitfilled mcdonalds bag in the glove compartment

Many laughs were had.

>>112379240
can't*

>>112379227
I KNEW IT!

>>112379281
did you at least wipe your ass

Only have a small job that gives me a few extra dollars on the side,
I market some big titles on /v/.

Can't say what company I'm from though, as they are trying to keep a clean reputation.

Baggage Handler

>>112379321

On some napkins, left those in the glove compartment too.

Real Estate Agent.

People pay me to draw them niche fetish porn.

>>112379201
I market games like Dark Souls, Guild Wars 2, RAGE, Minecraft, etc on /v/.

>>112378553
Retail stocker at grocery story.

Not much fun but it pays for thesage

I work at Whole Foods Market right now, and I can say if you guys need a job, get one at this fucking place. Company wide, starting pay is $10 an hour. The clientele might be mostly hambeasts and pricks, but the pay is so worth it.

I push carts and bag food for $10 an hour.

>>112378666
>>112378695
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>>112378888
Holy shit, what meme am I missing here?

gay porn. HARD gay porn.

Im a bartender in HUEG music concerts and such.

>>112379567
Do you guys even have loss protection? I steal from there constantly, because no one ever cares.

>>112379567
>Live in a 3rd world country
>Have a good job
>Still not making $10 an hour

feelsbadman.jpg

Transit Operator

>>112379593
it's just one faggot spamming

>>112379775
herp derp, what are timestamps?

>>112379595
really cuz i am an escort

>>112379567
>I push carts and bag food for $10 an hour.
I push carts and bag groceries and I only get $7.25 an hour. I'm jelly.

militaryfag reporting in.

I am a machine operator at a dairy plant. @18.79 an hour.

>>112379684
Dude, I think Whole Foods Market makes enough money off of our insanely overpriced "Health" food that we can probably buy all the gay porn in the world, give it all away, and buy it back again. At least twice. We can probably live without one sandwich that was probably like $8 for bread, ham and some mayonnaise.

>>112380148
Everything costs so much, but I still see poor people shopping there

>>112380374
The store brand, 365, is actually REALLY fucking cheap. Soda used to be like 65 cents. And the shit is good, 90 cents now though. The one I work at is in Annapolis, so we get people on Food Stamps coming through this shit,

Flash animator.

turns out you CAN get paid for it, MOM so GET OFF MY CASE

Federal law enforcement officer.

The government pays me money to stay out of public sight

I work at a library.

My main task is to take care of the magazines and mail but the task is so simply I complete it in a few hours,
after that I just sneak away and take a nap for the rest of the day.

The library is quite big and not many people come here during the week,
one day I found a quite nice hiding spot between a lot of bookcases.
It is nearly impossible to spot someone being there and I just dragged a comfy chair into that spot so I have some place to rest.

14$/hour

I'm a Gigolo.

>lotionsi mother
That's pretty much it, yeah.

Work in the food service department at a super market.

English teacher in Japan.

Work in the Police Department as a general IT guy.

>>112381042
I heard that job sucks, many people dream of it for some reason though.

I clean up and do odd jobs around an egg farm.

It's hard work and the pay isn't terribly great ($8.50 / hr) but after being unemployed for over a year, I'm just happy to have some kind of paying work.

I was a psychologist, but I've found my life's calling as an actor. I'm currently an understudy for the blueman group.

>>112381092
I'm an English teacher in the Czech Republic... I wouldn't say that it's similar, but it's definitely a challenge.

I work on a ranch out montanee way

>>112381074
I bet all the cops pick on you for being the nerd.

I work on a horse farm, and I get to have sex with mares all day

shit is pretty cash

>>112380820
Holy shit, that is what I would consider an amazing job. But I'm a bit of a bibliophile though, so I'd rather enjoy working in a library. Too bad the dinky ass town I live in has a shitty library in the middle of fucking nowhere in town that's pretty much just used by the poorest people in town to use the internet.

Out of curiosity where do you live at? Big city or small town?

31,
I never worked a day in my life,
and I never will.

Just playing vidya and browsing /v/ all day until the day I die.

IT at a national bank

Pipefitter/welder

>>112381074
thats funny i am a blood spatter analyst

>>112381282
Not going to lie, I get pushed around a lot.

Night Stocker, and I also do freelance writing. Simple stuff like website proposals and item descriptions and shit.

>>112381282
>>112381074


Actually I know a guy who is an IT with the cops, and he gets paid like $23 an Hour. All he does is come in, install updates and programs, deals with the closed network, and helps the older cops find the on button.

>>112381512
I like where this is going.

>>112381532
Tell them to fuck off

>>112381512
What'd you major in, criminal justice? I wanted to be a mortician or a crime scene cleanup technician, but I went with Management Information Systems. I guess there's really no job where you get to clean up body parts without having to talk to people.

i make smoothies at a smoothie chain called robek's for minimum wage

it's okay

I make indie games for free and live largely off the money I make from having my item in the TF2 store and my own savings. I spend every day making vidya, playing vidya, and living vidya.

It is a happy existence, if a bit lonely at times.

God fucking damn it, im too old to be here.

I rob people's houses, then sell them.

>>112381532
have you ever got your shit pushed in?

Well, I do whatever the Hypno Toad tells me to, don't you, /v/?

I'm a writer.
I shit out about 30-40 books a year and live off of the meager returns.

I've spend 5 years in Uni.. never worked, ever.

Is it better than this shit, because it is getting a bit tiring..

>>112381765
I dislike TF2
But, what is your item?

I live in a van down by the river.

I am an Illegal Immigrant and whats funny is that no one believes me.

i do oddjobs from 5 am to 5 pm.

Front desk at a Radisson.

Feels good man.

>>112381609
But they're diiiiiiiicks. There's some sort of elitism in the office where they think themselves as super-people for being cops and dealing with shitty people. As if I'm a shitty person for not intentionally kneeling in the ground and rubbing shit all over myself.

>>112381849
I do not understand

Security Guard.

>>112381946
cops are scumbags, who would've guessed

>>112381547
>Stocker
Get out of here!

Stocking shit at a supermarket. Pay is mediocre and the job is boring but it's something to do until I go to college next year

>>112382163

>>112378553
U.S. army

Looks like i'm the only cop here.

I should really grow up.

Well naturally I do whatever job the Hypno Toad tells me to do, don't you, /v/?

I work in direct action marketing.

Also known as V1ral marketing

I create memes, which are thinly veiled advertisements. This is something we have been doing for the past 6 years. Our company started on sites like IGN Vestibule and NeoGAF, and then we moved to 4chan.

Astroturfing and VlRAL marketing.

>>112378553
Substitute teacher. I try to get math classes as much as possible. Special needs kids are fine too

I live off the interest of 3 million dollars, which I have in 4 term deposits. I got this money over the last 15 years through various fortunate real estate sales.

>>112382139
There's nice people there, mostly just the front desk people and any of the lab guys if they show up from time to time.

I don't work.

I'll never resign myself to an office-bound, 9-5 slavery. Or any 'job' for that matter.

I do phone, internet, and cable installations. I make over 20 dollars an hour... who said you need college to do something you enjoy?

>>112382285

Was it you who came up with ISHYGDDT? What's your angle with that?

>>112381765
>savings

from what, o mighty indie game maker?

>>112381774
I know that feel, bro. But like an abused housewife, I keep coming back.

>>112382381
Federal LEO here, most local cops i've met tend to be dicks.

Self employed computer tech. I charge $50/h to remove dust from peoples computers.

I also sometimes work as a technician geologist... I have a contract in northern ontario coming up next week. 6 weeks without any internet or vidya :|

>>112382613
Two hard years working in construction.

I quit that shit and never looked back. I've found my job.

Pic related

>>112382471
I also get a company vehicle and they pay my phone bills. Jelly?

>>112382601

It's not so much the substance of the meme as it is the thing associated with it: George Costanza's image.

That's all I can say.

I work at a radio station doing audio engineering work. I also work there as a videographer if the need arises

>>112382744
The cops around here beat the shit out of Puerto Rican dope runners all the time, so they're pretty cool

>>112382782
congrats, you uneducated albeit lucky faggot

now please fuck off and die

I'm a gay porn star.

>>112382907
Unless there's two of you running around, I think I've seen you post before.

Hundreds of dicks, huh?

i just finnish getting my Phd at MIT and already i have gotten a job at Research Facility in New Mexico.Its gonna be sweet

Walmart Zone Manager

I am a bow technician and sales associate at an archery pro shop

>>112382884

I'm

>>112382749

As a tech, I make 35/h with about 20~30h of time and a half a week.

No college

>>112382966

It's an interesting business to say the least.

The whole dicks in your ass thing gets less enjoyable when you have them in your ass five hours a day.

>>112382787

V1ral marketing fag here

Don't answer questions intended for me you pathetic, pimple faced teenaged retard

I couldn't get a job for dick, so I started a tuition agency and have around 70 tutors working for me.

Fuck working for someone.

I work in Antarctica.

I am an officer of Russian intelligence.

>>112382471
If you like that hands on shit you ought to learn a trade, bro. My dad's a certified welder for a coal mine and he makes $100k/year or more with overtime, and in an area with very low cost of living.

I'll be lucky to get that with my Master's Degree. Then again I won't be working night shifts in -20 degree winters like that tough old bastard did.

Fork lift truck driver.

>>112382449

Have fun being a slave to welfare checks, you dishonest bastard.