I'd Zelda her Williams.

i would put my master sword in her time temple pedestale

requesting pic of zelda trollin /v/

What if Zelda was a beard?

I kinda liked his beard.
Oh well.

I fucking love bitches with voices like that.

i would fill her bottle with my moo moo milk

I'd explore her dungeon

I'd have sex with her.

I'd HWAAAAHHH her WAHHHHHAAAA

I'd HEY her LISTEN.

I always liked Robin Williams, but when I found out he named his daughter Zelda, that just made him so much more awesome. He's a true bro.

i would her DAHHHHH with my COMAHHH

I'd rape her until she broke.

>>112374552
i'm not following you?

I'd shave off her beard.

I'd blow her 8-bit cartridge.

I'd DA NA NA NAAA her DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUH

>So if he wins, does she have to shave her bush?

thedude213 1 hour ago 3

>Nintendo can't get their base excited over the new Zelda
>Need celebrity endorsement to sell hype
>Endorsement more loved that the game

Oh you....

WAIT A GOD DAMN SECOND

IS 4 SWORDS FREE?

FUCK THAT FUCKING CUNT!!!!
Why the fuck did he shave that glorious beard??? Holy shit I'm mad!

I'd still fuck the shit out of her

I'd have sex with her

>>112374713

He also likes animu, Evangelion to be more specific.

I'd throw my bomb into the mouth of her dodongo.

I'd blow into her ocarina.

Where are my Chad Warden commercials?

"I be playing that PS tripple !"

"What move was that?!"

>>112374742
>mfw that whole shitstorm

I'd pass her my controller.

I'd take her hat and trade it on TF2.

>>112374894
>new zelda
>implying it's not a re-release of a game 3 people cared about

>>112374915

I'd throw my Dadongo somewhere, theres a joke to be had here someone help.

I'd marry her and have a bunch of children with her.

>>112374898
I think it's a free 3DS game.

I'd explore her water temple

I could get used to them doing a series of commercials for every Zelda game

just listen to the audio without looking at the video

I want her to play with my joystick

I'd replay her water temple.

Robin Williams looks so different with a beard than without.

>free 4 swords
aw yeah
>wireless multiplayer
AW YEAH
>no online multiplayer
mfw

dat voice, dem green eyes

He shaved his beard for zelda!

OH DEAR GOD WHY

I'd put my penis in her vagina


if you know what I mean

>>112374898

Free on DSi and 3DS

With local multiplayer only

>Playing KH2
>See this thread
>Suddenly reach the point in the game where Genie returns to Agrabah
SO MUCH WILLIAMS

>>112375029

Fucking sweet, gotta find my 3ds I know its somewhere, also;

I'd make a joke about fucking her

I'd break her seal of sages

I'd asperger her autism.

>>112375181

>Goron Link plays the drums

I'd wear her hat

>>112375150
Thanks for the new reaction image.

>>112375181

That's not him in the game dude.

I'd put my cartridge in her console

>>112375081
I thought it had online

Is it on the 3ds shop yet?

>>112375297
But they sound so much alike...

You ruined it for me

Now we just need him to say this line

I'd link her to the past.

Nooooo!
His glorious beard!

A'ight thas cool

I'd lock her im my caste and rape her.

Then tell her,

Its not your fault
Its not your fault
Its not your fault
No No Its not your fault
Look at me......

>>112375356

FUCK YES ITS ON THERE ALREADY

FUCKING SWEET

>>112375356
Are you unter a fucking rock ?
the game is INSIDE the 25TH ANIVERSARY SECTION in the eshop
there is also mario kart 7, paper mario . and luigis mansion a +3 3d videos at the end of the shop

>>112374742

>The cake are a lie

>>112375495

Sorry pal my 3ds has been off since I finished Ocarina of Time a while ago

>>112374742

>cake is a lie reference

Well, there goes any attraction I had towards her.

I would have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of procreation with her.

>>112375566
at that time the cake lie bullshit was like the >2011 thing right now
now only the "OMG IM SO NERDY " uses the cake thing

>Battery Power is running low
>Please plug in the AC adapter and recharge the system for a short while.

I will fucking break this 3DS if it doesn't hurry up, it's already blugged in.

>>112375566
what if it was an anti-meta reverse opposite ironic fakeout reference?

>>112375566
>trolled_softly.jpg

>>112375732
That picture was made in 2011, you know.

Christ, how new can you be if you weren't here for what? Events from 3 months ago?

>>112375566
Cake are a lie

>Robin Williams will die in your lifetime

>>112375390

You don't like Dan Castellaneta?

She's not that cute.

>>112375566
She knew it would piss /v/ off, and that's why she did it.

if its not rose i dont care

>>112375854
>Clint Eastwood will die in your lifetime

If Robin WIlliams had HEPATITIS C before Zelda was born, doesn't it mean she's infected too?

Or that only via mothers?

ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA
ZELDA WILLIAMS HAS NEVER PLAYED A ZELDA GAME BEFORE - SHE IS ONLY SAYING SCRIPTED LINES FOR THE CAMERA

i will connect to her server and do a lot of pipelining

>>112375566
you should know when SOMEONE'S TRYING TO TROLL YOU

if you fall for something like

>Grinman likes to grin

you're one huge dumbfuck

>>112376028
>Not playing Zelda
You say it like it's a bad thing.

>>112375566

>>112376028
If I was named after a vidya character, I wouldn't play it too. But atleast she does now.

>>112376081
>That feel when you've only played a total of ten minutes in Zelda 2 and LTTP respectively

man he looks awesome in that beard

>>112376028
Thats why she went to E3 and played SS and said that MM was her favorite Zelda, right?

>>112376028
LIAR

>>112374251
So 4 swords is free?

>>112374898
yes, until february

>>112376247

Yeah its on the shop

She sounds just like Mai

The game has a new single player mode FYI. You'll be able to switch between to Links which means that you can play through it alone. I finished it in around 2½ hours. It's a fun little game and it's free so, hey.

>>112376481
Apparantly Mai is voiced by Cricket Leigh.

Cricket, Zelda, they're both weird enough names.

>>112376017
>>112376017
>>112376017
>>112376017
>>112376017
>>112376017
>>112376017
>>112376017
>>112376017
Can anyone answer this? I know it can transmitted via blood/maternity but what are the chances of Zelda having HepC? An answer will alter whether I still want to surprise buttsex with her :3

>>112376712
It wont matter if you want to or not, because you'll never do it.

>>112376712

He doesnt evne have hep c

>>112376792
I mean I'll want to attempt. I have the capabilities, whether it consensual or not :3

>>112376899
He does I think.

>I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

lol which one of you was that, gave you thumbs

>>112376050
This is so pathetic it hurt to read. You really can't handle the truth can you? You need to convince yourself that it isn't true.

>>112376998
Shut up

>>112376712 :3
Kill yourself

>>112376955

Googled it, couldn't find a single thing confirming it.

>>112376955
> :3

>>112376955
>I have the capabilities
But you'll never do anything about it.

>>112377067
was is this ide

That commercial was cheesy as fuck.
>that look she gives her dad at the end like she wants to fuck
>Robin Williams used to do massive amounts of cocaine
Goddamn, I want that beard.

>2011
>caring about zelda williams

>>112377843
> 2011
> >2011

>>112377776 >that look she gives her dad at the end like she wants to fuck
Sexy. Someone draw Robin on Zelda porn

>>112377953
awaiting the inevitable
>2012
>2011
at midnight on new years

>>112375181

That's not him. Genie was only voiced by Robin Williams in the first and third Aladdin movies. In every other installment he's voiced by the guy who does Homer Simpson.

she is insanely cute but the question is does she carry the trademark williams hair genes

i bet its a jungle down there and she has to mow the lawn 3 times a week.

>twenty eleven after death
>still posting costanza.jpg

>>112377120
>>112376712
Herpes, not hepC
http://www.nytimes.com/1992/08/09/style/the-sexes-pillow-talk.html

>>112378723
>2011
>Thinking AD stands for "After death"

>>112378269
>not liking the hair

>>112378723
> 2011
> Not having basic knowledge of common latin phrases.

>>112379019
>implying it isn't "After Death"

BC - Before Christ
AD - After Death

It's not that fucking hard

For brit-fags. Some new clips but basically the same CM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JJBOLTU6ms&feature=feedu

>>112379241
>>112379019
Oh wow, are you sure it isn't a joke? It looks like a joke.

>Robin Williams will die in your lifetime

>>112379350
Trying to step over into overtroll are we? Be careful, you might make it too obvious.

>>112379019
>>112379241

>can't spot obvious trolls

>>112379350
So what, they just stopped counting time for those 20-30 years that Christ was alive?

I'd bunanuna Bunanana BUNANANA BUNNANNUNNA her DOO DODLE DE DOO

>>112379461
>Respond to a joke with another joke
>LOL TROLLED HARD XD

>the Zelda game is still not up on bitgamer yet for us with ds light and ds brick block

Zelda Williams... cool girl.

Wants a remake of her favorite game (Majora's Mask) on the 3DS as well, like Ocarina of Time.

https://twitter.com/#!/zeldawilliams/status/105126254738554880

>>112379392
Not if I kill myself first. Ha!

>mfw i just realized robin planned this money making scheme 20 years ago

Damn that's smart. And even though he didn't get a boy he still went through with the plan and named the kid Zelda.

Robin looks so much better without the beard

Annnnnnd suddenly I wanna watch Jumanji.

>>112379755

subtle

>>112376999
>/v/ flips shit whenever "THE CAKE IS A LIE" is posted
>obvious troll material posted to death
>NO SHE WASNT TROLLING US

hey, dipshit. She even said "Reddit was right" in the height of /v/'s hatred towards reddit. If that's not a trolling attempt to you then you need to GTFO out of here

yes; "GTFO out f here" i typed that on purpose to see your reaction

>>112379665

>Do all women's perfume ads just require nudity now? No problem with it really, but wouldn't that be better marketing for men's perfume?

>Zelda Williams has no problem with posing nude for perfume commercial
>Talking about posing nude for a perfume commercial
>Probably signed to pose for a perfume commercial, hence the question

WELP TIME TO WATCH OUT FOR PERFUME COMMERCIALS

>mfw Robin Williams and his daughter browses /v/ and /a/, and possibly /u/

>>112379903
>Make a mistake on purpose
>Tell them it was on purpose to see their reaction
Wouldn't that, y'know, change how they react knowing that it was on purpose?

>>112379755
>what if zelda was a girl?

too bad he didnt call her Metroid or Halo

>>112380034
He browsed a lot on /x/ actually before...'you know who' came and never left.

>>112380050
But what if telling people about it is the actual troll attempt and the first mistake was a mere diversion?

>>112380050
most people throw a fit before reading the entire post, i just want to know how many fall for it.

>>112380034
>4chan users actually believe this.

>>112375915
THAT'S HANK AZARIA YOU STUPID FUCK

>>112379713
>>112379713

>>112380034
Pretty sure he goes on /tg/, he's way into Tabletop RPGs already.

>>112380203

>>112379350
Now it's
BCE - Before Current Era
CE - Current Era

>>112380451
thats dumb
bc ac master race

But seriously, you people do know what AD really stands for, right?

>>112380568
Yeah, but do you know what AM/PM stands for?

>>112380568
Anno Domini

>>112380660
Sure.
Approaching Moon, Passing Moon.
Easy as pie.

>>112380568
Alteir Domino

>>112375066
LOL LISTEN TO THE VIDEO WITHOUT WATCHING IT, ITS HILARIOUS , THIS ANON HAS IT RIGHT HAHAHAHHAH

wincest amirite?

BC = "Before Christ
AD = "Ano Dominae"

>>112380660
After Midnight
Past Morning

>>112380810
Uh oh, babby retard alert!

>>112380757
...........

After Midnight

Pre Midnight

How the FUCK would AM be Approaching Moon, when it's in the goddamn morning?

>>112380660
Ante meridiem, post meridiem.

Everytime I've seen Zelda Williams she's wearing some type of bonnet headgear type thingy. Does her head have no top.

i never cared for any waifus, rule 34, 'sexy' pictures of girls or any shit like that thats posted in here, but she is god damn beautiful, her eyes are like rupees

zelda, if you read this, im a good looking european dude, no neckbeard at all, and i like to date you.

>>112380915
>and i like to date you

Why am I laughing at this.

>>112380050
>make a mistake on purpose

You fucking twat. It's called a mistake because it was on ACCIDENT. If you make a "mistake" on purpose, it's NOT A MISTAKE. It's INTENTIONALLY DONE TO TROLL YOU.

Jesus fuck you're stupid. Learn to words.

>>112380915
>mfw i read this in Borat's voice

>>112380980
dunno, she's probably dating some smug actor guy anyways

zelda, i can give you true love, i got a 6 pack and drive a honda civic!!!

>>112380872
Duh.
It's a typo!
I meant Noon not moon

>>112381256
But then it would be AN not AM...

Oh I see....I'm being trolled.

Everyone that keeps explaining AD, you probably should explain what it means beyond latin, because After Death people aren't gonna understand what that meant.

It's In the Year of Our/The Lord, you After Death kids.

>yfw Bill Murray will die during your lifetime

I wouldnt be able to handle it.

>>112381256
This thread really is just one troll after another isn't it? I wonder if you'll actually get anyone.

>>112381355
It means ante/post meridiem which means before/after noon.

I can't fap to Zelda because I have too much respect for Robin. His daughter just feels off limits.

Does anyone feel the same way?

>>112381378
His only good movies were Caddyshack and Groundhog Day, I could care less if he died.

>>112381632
I can't fap to Zelda because she's ugly.

>>112381632

Yes. Although I feel the same way about Harley Quinn, so don't pay too much attention to what I say.

>>112381490
I think you quoted the wrong person.

The guy you quoted was talking about BC/AD

AD meaning Anno Domini, which is latin and when translated to English means "Year of Our/The Lord" and AD does NOT stand for "After Death"

But you are correct, AM and PM do mean Ante/Post Meridiem. (Before noon, after noon)

>>112381648
>Not Ghostbusters

Please fuck off and die

>>112381490
Trolling I'm sure, but that's ok. That would be AM/PM, not BC/AD. Both already got discussed, I just saw that everyone was using the latin for AD without actually saying what it meant.

Anyone cover FM/AM yet as long as this wreck is going on?

>>112376712
>>112376017
Hep C (well, all Hep) is bloodborne.

>>112381648

>could care less

6/10

>>112381632
Same! The guy brought me much entertainment during my childhood.

>>112381648
couldn't* care less.

See, when you say "I could care less" its
>implying
That you DO care, but you could actually care less.

If you had said you couldn't care less, it'd mean you care so little, it's impossible for you to care at all.

>>112381707
The same can be said of 90% of /v/.

Heh thats cute
>download your 4 swords game
YES
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DSI
IM DOING THIS
HOW DID I FORGET

ragglefraggle should add Robin Williams movies to his movie list.

I'd kill to watch Jumanji again after all these years.

>>112381763
Funky Music/Articulate Metronomes

>>112381860
I agree. Jumanji was off the chain, OFF THE CHAIN!

>>112381763
So you want to know what AD means in English? AM/FM means amplitude/frequency modulation. No idea what that's supposed to mean though.

I understand that Robin and Zelda Williams are lovable people and all that jazz, and Robin can do whatever the fuck he wants because he's ROBIN FUCKING WILLIAMS, but what the flying fuck was going through Robins head when he named his daughter 'Zelda'?

>>112381867

Somebody do "intensive purposes" while we're at it, I"m surprised someone didn't bring it up yet. Gotta set people straight on how wrong that is.

>Bill Murray will die in your lifetime

>>112381648
>not liking Lost in Translation
>not liking Broken Flowers
>not liking Ghostbusters
>not liking The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

God /v/ has some shitty taste.

>>112379392

>>112382112
He explains it in this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZhY_Zo-yg&feature=related

>>112382194
Protip: These movies will still be around.

>>112379392
> implying Keanu Reeves won't give him the elixir of eternal youth

>>112382112
Y'know Zelda's a real name, right? F. Scott Fitzgerald's wife was named zelda.

Shit. Robin Williams is pretty fucking hardcore gamer if you ask me. And hardcore in my book means you don't have to be it 24/7, you've just gotta show that your hardcore. And naming you child Zelda after the games you love and not pussing out on it down the road. That's hardcore. And kudos to Zelda for having to endure that, shit musn't of been easy for her ESCPECIALLY when OOT came out. But props to Robin for the endorsement. Guy's a great actor. Won't get me to buy that giant piece of turd called the 3DS. But props. And if he's browsing right now. You were the fucking bomb in Death to Smootchie.

>>112382318
Then he'd have to do what Keanu does, and fake his death and then start a new life.

We'll all think he's dead at one point.

>>112382318
Sean Connery would never allow that!
The immortal order is too exclusive for the modern man. He could never pass the trials!

>>112379713

>>112382405

she was pretty too

>>112382637
too bad she was crazy as hell

>>112382637
She was also batshit insane

>>112379576
>it's free

>>112382168
The fuck you facepalming for nigger?

This is 100% correct. "I could care less" is a common misuse of the actual phrase "I couldn't care less".

Retards use it all the time incorrectly like this.

>>112380799
AD = "Anna Dominos"

+1 to whoever gets the reference.

>>112382540
Look at least it's a real name, I hope you aren't implying that it was a vidya game name first or only. Probably not THAT much teasing.

>>112382702
I remember he only wrote the book to get money so she would marry him.

so she's a rotten bitch, he's no better than most the characters in that book and frankly I wasn't a fan of the book due to most of them being idiots most of the time and everyone (save one guy) is cheating or freeloading or maybe even both.

>>112382723
Isn't available on systems before dsi
>mfw all of my friends have lites and bricks and I'm the only one with a dsi

>>112382273
Thanks anon.

>>112382890
Oh, Great Gatsby is a piece of shit. "Symbolism" is not enough to save that book. It was utterly boring and the characters all unlikable.

>>112382895
>he bought a DSi
>laughinwhores.jpg

Never before has this picture been so relevat.

>>112382780
Isn't that in "A Tale of Two Cities" by Dickins?

>>112383166
What was the occasion for that?

>>112382194
>Lost in Translation
>good
LET'S LOOK AT WINDOWS I LOVE WINDOWS

>>112383042
Jesus fucking christ thank you. Not a single worthwhile character. Second to only Catcher in the Rye in overrated literature, imo.

>>112382540
So that couple that named their son Sephiroth are hardcore gamers? If so, then I'm glad I'm a filthy casual.

>>112383215
at least Dickens can write a good ending. besides the man was smart. he was getting paid by the word so he stretched out detail as much as he could.

>>112383042
>>112383453

confirmed for being the kid smoking weed in the back while everyone else actually read the fucking book

>>112383475

Except that "Zelda" actually happens to be a real name.

>>112383352

NO ONE LOOKS AT A WINDOW YOU DENSE FUCK THEY LOOK THROUGH IT

but in all seriosness though, it was a pretty great movie

>>112383352
2deep4u

Seriously, it probably is. Go back to watching Micheal Bay films.

>>112383453
The Catcher in the Rye redeems itself because Holden, while not a likeable character is still believable to some degree.

And if you're reading it as a teenager, you may relate to him.

>>112383475
is Sephiroth an actual name that has been used in the English language before vidya geams?

>>112383644
Someone is named Sephiroth, therefore it's a real name too. I could name my daughter "Dishwasher" and it would make that a real name.