Minecraft.

What does NEET stand for anyway?

>>111960668
Never played it, mainly because it's old now.

>>111960629
"not in education, employment, or training"

>Hey I am autism made flesh!
>Look at all these popular games I play because I am totally autistic.

>Everyone gets trolled forever.

Seeeeen iiiiit.

so is autism just a title they give little shithead kids that dont get enough discipline?

Autism can really make a life more difficult but you're a disgusting selfish cunt if you live on welfare.

autism dont exist retard, thats a fancy name for being a fat lazy pork who faps all day and play games all fucking day

get a freaking life fucking freak


yes im mad of people making excuses with sickness and diseases for everything.

>>111960820
>>111960830
Whoa why so mad, please be understanding. Autism suffers have it bad. Contain your buttpain.

i was professionally diagnosed with autism but i rarely talk about it because it means fuck all these days

sage because this is stupid and you're stupid

>>111960932
My ex suffered from aspergers and was anorexic/bulimic on top of that (yeah, good catch), she managed to study and work part time.

You are just a lazy cunt who wants to blame your disease for everything.

Kill yourself, anyone with a disease like that is NOTHING more than a nuisance to society. Enjoy your meaningless pathetic excuse of a life, fucking autist.

>>111961011
Well I don't believe a word of it, you just don't know what it's like being autismal pal.

>>111961111
>you don't know what it's like
True, I don't suffer from any ASD. I do know a lot of people can live a normalish life with it, the exceptions are just too pathetic to cope.

>>111960686
A bunch of losers that the european countries pay for. You can sit on your ass and be a loser and be paid for it. These autists take pride in it.

>>111960807
You must be thinking of ADHD

I don't play video games, I guess that means I'm not autistic?

My roommate has aspergers

>>111961207
Maybe you do. I took an online test you see, you can take it as well.

Life is much easier when you actually know if you have autism/aspergers/ADD/ADHD.

I have a combination of the above. I get by though.

>>111961313
Whoa don't call me a smelly European, I am a red blooded American.

>OPs picture

If a retard is misbehaving, he's fucking misbehaving

Autism is just a very minor form of retardation. Sorry, I'll give you understanding and compassion, but you still need to behave.

bawww im and autist please be nice

people will not be nice with you even if you hadnt any "sickness".

the world is harsh

Autistic here; quit reinforcing stereotypes, take off that trip and go post in vidya threads. Also dubs, because this thread is shit.

>>111961577
delete post pls, you are ruining this nice thread.

>>111961577
Impressive. The truth always prevails.

>>111961577

I tell people I have aspergers so that I seem really well adjusted compared to expectations, instead of seeming like a socially awkward weirdo compared to expectations.

But I don't have aspergers.

>>111961679
>>111961693
You delete posts too, I don't want any evidence.

ITT: fucking social rejects hiding behind disorders

>>111961756
FUCK YOU AUTISTFAG

CHECK EM

>>111960668
Damn, this response must be a natural reflex for /v/ by now.

>my face when I predicted this exact response, period and everything, as the first response.

>>111961784

>>111961756

>>111961926
Stop hurting my feelings over the net

>>111960629

Is this a real image.

like do people actually get away with acting like retards because they wear this sticker?

>>111961989
I have a button that I ordered, not a sticker. And no we don't "act like retards" it's just so people understand.

>>111961577
NEVAR FORGET

>>111962093

wait what, this thing makes sense on little kids, so that people understanding you aren't just a terrible parent, there's a reason the kid won't listen to you.

Once you are on 4chan you shouldn't need this fucking badge...

Excuse general?

>>111962179
Well I still have one, don't really wear it because I'm NEET.

Though I do wear it to the grocery store when accompanied with someone (usually mother).

>>111962177
>77 again

>>111962294
OK no one cares you can stop.

>>111962177
more dubs!

>>111962338
Stop it.

>>111962177
>another 77
>mfw
>mfw i dont have a face

Self-diagnosis is the ONE FUCKING THING that trolls me. Being a psychologist, when I talk to these people, I cannot contain my anger. They are shitting on people living in real, actual pain just so they have a fucking EXCUSE to justify their own laziness. Motherfuckers, do you even understand? No, you could not possibly understand the basis of your profession being eroded away by entitled, retarded manchildren who want to live in the same room for he rest of their lives.

It's just infuriating. It's impossible to avoid. I tell them off, and they never listen. It's shameful to actually go out and visit a shrink these days, it's a social stigma, and no matter how much I try to say "It's as bad as having a broken leg" these faggots pop up like CWC and make the rest of the mentally retarded or disabled look like fucking horrible human beings. I talk with an EMT all the time, and he says he gets the same feeling every time he sees a drunk driver wrap his car around a tree with a few passengers. It's just sad. No matter what we say, the stupidity continues. There's no end to it.


There, I've said my piece.

im autism Please Dont Rape Me i play with sonic hedgehog LOL! Please Understand & Be Tolerant Nice

>>111962326
I sense autistic buttfrustration. Tell me, OP, are you... upset?

>>111962390
nom copypasta so good, not, go away troll.

>please be understanding

please be understanding when you irritate me.

one time in space station 13 the clown caught space autism, was scary as hell he wouldnt stop twitching now even when we cuffed him and buckled him to a bed in the shuttle, he'd vomit and shit himself and NEVER stop twitching not even when I bashed his skull in with an oxygen tank

>>111961577
>>111962177
>>111962177
>>111962177
>>111962177
>>111962177

I hope I don't have it. I have pretty bad social anxiety, though.

>>111962390
>mfw I fucking hate being autistic and want to punch every XDDDDDD teenager who just says they are to act like an idiot and get away with it

>>111962487
You must be since you are SAMEfagging. fly away little troll.

I hope you die a painful death.

Fucking autists, crying for their baby milky milk.

>Go to hospital
>In the fucking emergency ward
>Some autist is also there
>He keeps bawwing like a sheep THE ENTIRE TIME
>The entire day and night he keeps making sheep sounds because he's mental
I wanted to get out of bed and strange the cunt. They should have duck taped his mouth shut, I don't care what problems he has

Why do autists not want a cure for autism and have an EXTREME hatred for non-autists?
That's like saying things like cancer, schizo, colitis, etc etc. are just "improved, SUPER DUPER nice" people.

>>111961577
>>111962177

There was this kid, outside, playing with other kids, riding bikes and the such; as I walked past him he yelled out "I HAVE ASS-BURGERS AND I'M NOT CURSING!". Shit made me so fucking angry, because I know his parents told him that stupid shit because they're fucking stupid too.

>>111962715
Not everyone is a libtard; I'd take that cure in a second.

>>111962715

>>111962739
Ok, we've seen trenchcoat man posted by you for like the fifth time you dumb autist.

>>111962684
>duck tape
I'm tired.
DUCT

Obvious troll. Fuck off, you're making actual sufferers of the autism spectrum look horrible.

>>111962882
>trenchcoat man

Its either dubs guy, or Patrick Bateman. You fucking idiot.

>>111962882
>trenchcoat man

>IM FUCKING RETARDED HURRR DURRR OH FUCK
>I HAVE AUTISM YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME TO BEHAVE
>DERP DERP HERP FUCK

>>111962925
I am:
being polite
friendly
helpful
actually autistic
Cease trolling.

>ITT pure jelly

>>111962715

those dudes are a vocal minority; most of us autistics are too ashamed to even admit we have autism because of faggots like them; none of my friends even know i have autism. i'm a college student studying biology and working at a lab and really the only difference between me and a normalfag is my monotonous tone of voice, long pauses in speech and odd sentence structure, and yes i'd love to be able to cure that shit

>>111963020
>ITT dubs and a 0/10 troll

ftfy

>>111962944
>>111962930
I don't have to bandwagon trenchcoat troll samefag.

They call me autistic, yeah well at least I don't care about random numbers.

>>111963100
Fuck.

>>111962630
>OP doesn't know how to check for samefagging

>>111963100

>>111963116
>implying either of us care enough about your fake ass burgers to samefag.

>>111963146
Then tell me how, oh wait you can't.

>>>/b/

Notice how none of you are even posting video games and just trolling?

Let's change that. Pic related, it's Roll from my favorite video game.

>>111962999

>>111963307
herp derp durr

>>111963397
Oh look time travel back to 07

>>>/b/

Why do you still have that saved.

>>111960629
8/10 troll, great job OP

>>111963397
>Implying anyone one would fall for that
Even /b/ is not stupid enough to fall for it

>>111963433
>travel back to 07
>timestamp in the picture of the post is 09

Aren't you aspie faggots supposed to be obsessed with details and get all ass pained over little things?

why are you people so retarded

bak in my day they would kill mentally retarded people like yourselves because you ruin our society with your 'diseases'

fucking autists

>>111963433
>Oh look time travel back to 07
>07
It was made in 2009
You might be a bit more than autistic, OP

>>111963527
I didn't even open it. Also >>111962828

>>111963604
You're the aspie, thats why I was asking you.

I think you're full blown retarded, bro.

I'm on drugs right now and I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Chen?

>>111963637
Not aspie, autistic with a dab of ADD.

Also >I didn't even open it.
Also >>111962828

>>111963721
>He thinks ADD is real

I have The 'Spergs. None of that self diagnosed shit, I was assessed by a psychologist at a young age. So, what are you faggots playing tonight? I'm GRINDAN MY PINS UP in TWENTY.

I don't hav otism, but i have dislexica. Wiothot word or goole, nothing sense what I type and I miss alot ov mwors.

It takes me hour write 100 words ;-;

>>111963721
Oh I get it.

You don't want to face the real world, so you hide behind bullshit diseases and 'mental illness'.

Give me your address. I want to know your address.

>>111963796
Doing what?

>>111963476
oh i beg to differ...

my first ban was to to the dreaded eval

>>111963813
HJESU FCHRIST FVCKING I LAUFHGED SDO HARD.

>>111963823
Dlo CmNondal hda a fram iey iey ho!

Question: Why do autistics/aspies always wear these fucking pants?

I have been diagnosed with autism since I was a child, and around age 9 I was given a more accurate diagnosis of Aspergers. I had intense anxiety, outbursts of frustration/anger in the classroom until I was 16. I don't give a fuck if /v/irgins say it isn't real or that I don't have it because what the fuck do they know.
Besides, I don't use it as an excuse for my problems, I believe most people with aspergers are lazy/stubborn and expect the world to cater to them rather than try to fit in like I do.
This all being said, OP is a fucking moron for making an autism general.

>>111963823
email or ip?

>>111960629
oh god that picture is going as my steam picture right fucking now haha.
And actually I think I have mild autism, not diagnosed or anything.

I have aspergers syndrome and love to play the shit out of Maple Story and LaTale.

Say, original poster, are you a brony by any chance?

~Rock on

>>111963928
The one for your house. If I wanted one of the other addresses I would have put email or IP in front of the word address.

>>111963911
You're one of those faggots who consistently rages in games aren't you.

>>111963879
>mfw an aspie friend of mine keeps buying those

I am one too and I think they're crap.

>>111963879
chains be hardcore, yo

>>111963964
>Brony
Hahaha, no seriously...Get that shit out of here.

WHY CANT WE JUST TAKE THE NON VIDYA AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

>>111963964
Don't watch MLP but I have loads of pony pics!

>>111963966
Whoa, should've said home address bozo. You need to earn it.

>>111963997
No?
My outbursts were mostly based on teachers who would belittle me in front of the class. Many of them (particularly as I went further through school) knew about my behaviour and targeted me because they didn't get why I behaved like that and just thought I was a little shit. I'm still extremely embarrassed and ashamed of it, but I had little control of myself once my anxiety peaked.
Aspergers is a reason for the behaviour, it does not excuse it though.

>>111964130
Just like you need to earn the title of autist by having autism.

>>111964158
I don't understand?

>Work with severely autistic kids
>Kid starts bashing his head against the wall
>Move him away from the wall
>Bites me

I hate my job

>>111964199
You don't have autism.

You are not an autist.

You are a faggot.

How to Troll /v/

>Video Games
>Not Video Games
>Pretend to be an Autistic Neckbeard Beta /v/irgin

>>111964210
I used to bang my head against the wall in school when I was done with my work. At first I did it because I was mad at how slow the neanderthals in my class were, but then I did it because I got to go to the nurses office.

Just send him to the nurses office, its what he wants.

>Ctrl + F
>Manly Tears
>No results

Finally a thread not getting shitted up by a faggot with a short temper.

>>111964237
I still don't get it. I said I do. Plus I am not really homosexual, you are making stuff up now.

>>111964210
If you start getting overly agressive, feel hate to everything for little to no reason i suggest .50 aspirine

>>111964322
You said you do, but you actually don't

>>111964242
>>111964242
>>111964242
>>111964242
>>111964242
>>111964242

>>111964288
>pretend
I wish

>> bronies

Do you guys have to make such asses of yourselves in public?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL_uR99FBPU

>>111964326

Say what?

>>111964288
Also

>Dubs

>>111964356
see
>>111964391

>>111964437
You wish you had autism?

>>111961368
>I took an online test

>>111964478
Already do, wish it was gone along with the mild ADD.

>>111964288
>>111964422

>>111962390
>psychologist
>profession

Pick one.

>>111961368
>I took an online test
FAKER! IMPOSTER!!!

Autistic gamer here, I play Earth Eternal all day all night.

Been really busy drawing on Furaffinity too.

>>111964524
Well your wish came true, at birth. Faggot.

trips

>>111960686
N ot in
E mployment
E ductation or
T raining

>>111964565
I don't quite understand again.

>>111964556
>>111964484
samefag troll

>Fit the criteria for assburgers
Well derp

Watch this OP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIlot_HckMM

>>111964696
You don't understand because you're just stupid, not autistic. Go outside and do manual labor.

>>111964696
>samefag troll
Fuck off.

>>111964700
oh god my sides

>>111964761
Nope, it's all there. Maybe you are not feeling well?

>>111964871
No, I'm feeling fine. Are you? You're but probably hurts, its understandable.

>>111963770

Goddamnit, this thread is worse than tripfags and femanons combined. You are not a special breed. And just because you're "autistic" doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. Fuck I mad.

>>111964996
Who the fuck is mad? I'm laughing my ass off. Perhaps you have autism too.

>>111964942
troll/10 pic related for you

Chris chan was soooo better at shitposting.

>>111963770

really now.

>>111965034
I would go find some shitty image macro to counter yours but that would be silly.

You're still buttmad though. Every reply tells me how seriously anal anguished you're getting.

>>111965167
>macro
>no text
Well aren't you new, please contain your butthurt.

I hate autists and asspies, why is that you asspies always talk to people about shit they're probably not even interested in? Also your lack of picking up emotions from people prevents you from seeing how bored they are.

>>111965322
>GAMURR GURRL
Lol! fuck off pls

>>111965293
yes because "troll/10 pic related for you" counts as meaningful text. Stop replying before your mad explodes and ruins your keyboard.

>>111965322
I have met a guy with aspergers that functions decently but he is obsessed with film and when he talks about a movie he talks like a critic writing a review.

"Pan's Labyrinth, from award winning director Guillermo Del Toro, director of such films as Hellboy and Blade II..." etc. It's funny as fuck to listen to, retarded aspies.

>>111965485
buttmad that he didn't know what macro meant. NEXT!

>>111965579
Hes like a human imdb. Useful. I always wished I knew a compulsive liar, just so I could get decent stories when I wanted them.

>>111965600
Go cuddle up to your body pillow. You know the ones with the animu girl on the pillowcase? Of course you do, you own one.

>>111965679
>changing the subject
Welp thats embarrassing, p.s. I don't even watch anime, try harder!

>>111965579
Haha, that's funny. I know a guy who's similar sorta, but the guy just randomly tells me facts. Or he'll talk about a certain user as if I already knew them. Infact I might go to his house just to study him. Fucking Arseburgers.

>>111965726
What was the subject before? You being buttmad?

>was a little shit disturber with no guidance as a kid
>get diagnosed with asbergers
>throughout my entire life knew it was bullshit
>am social, have a lot of friends and hobbies, a well paying job, etc etc that of a normal person
>get 7,000$ in grants from the gov't because of my feigned disability
>don't need to pay it back; scholarships pay for my tuition, 7k goes right in my pocket
>mfw

do you think you might have autism? check out this useful guide

>go on /v/
>be asperger's diagnosed
>people talking about the most inane shit that has nothing to do with the actual condition

I know you can do this every day of the year, but its 4chans birthday.
How could you be so cruel?

>>111965768
More like you getting buttpained over not knowing what macro means, you must have old timers disease as well!

>>111965910
>wearing his watch over his sleeve

How does anyone do this.

>Friendly Neighbourhood autist
>Austism general
>I keep going back to it (the autism)
>staple of any austist

Holy shit. I already dislike you. Maybe if you mention autism some more.

>>111965953
Its Alzheimers. You must have a tiny penis and no brain.

>>111965978
You forgot the filename teehee

>>111966005
Oh man, you must have no sense of humor, everyone knows old timers disease.

P.s. you didn't know what macro meant! so new

>>111966151
Aren't you autists the one with no sense of humor or some shit?

>>111960629
I'll still beat the shit out of you if you're being a cunt.

>>111966204
you are clearly, not knowing what macro means dummy.

>>111966267
MAD!

AAspergers is a fake diagnosis. There's no such thing in Russia. However, in Western countries this sickness for socially awkward lazy punks is made up.

>>111966465
Macro is a term used when something is big, the opposite of micro, which designates small things (like your dick).

What are you getting at?

>>111966465
LOLUMAD I TROLL XDDDD

>>111966544
Oh man, this guy is retarded AND new! maybe lurk longer, you'd know what macro means.

>>111966553
MAD!

>>111966713
MAD!

>>111966747
>Mad
>Internet
>4chan
Yeah, no.

>>111966773
MAD!

>>111966860
Did you forget your trip?

>>111966773
>>111966906
>>111966821
MAD!

I've got autism, but I don't get why you faggots act like it's so hard hurrrr or blame your faults on it. It's pathetic.

>>111966956

>>111966956
MAD!

>>111967028
>>111967108
samefag and MAD!

Hah, I was trolling you fags all along, dipshits.

>>111967156
MAD!

>>111967156
IMPOSTER!

hey i have asperger
I don't have any friends or job and thats makes me sad
thanks for listening

>>111967155
learn to samefag check

>>111967156
Nope, not trolling. Also clearly not me. Don't care though since this trip was only for this thread.

>>111967294
MAD!

>claims he's autistic
>normally social post

Hypochondriac more like

>>111967270
We've been through this Mr. Samefaggot

>>111967326
MAD!

>>111967323
Not really plus online is not the same as real life.

>>111967311
M-M-MAD!!

>>111967397
MAD!

>>111967369
double MAD with no onions please!

>>111967486
MAD!

>>111967458
MAD!! >>>/b/ for that image

>>111967510
MAD and reported

MAD?

>>111967689
MAD!

>>111967518
>>111967559
>>111967689
MAD!

>>111967518
>>111967559
>:30

>>111967689
>>111967721
>:33

what am I reading

>>111967763
MEGA MAD!

>>111967776
I think someone stole his trip, or hes so buttmad hes using two computers to super reply.

>>111967811
MAD!

>>111967820
nope, bonehead, just fast.

>>111967838
MAD!