First for first

>terrain unit cheezing
>zerg macro cheezing
>toss upgrade cheezing

>implying im going to play ladder again untill 1.5

Current metagame is shit.

>Last thread of the night
>1st proper thread
Fucking Mootstop

Tasteless is depressed as fuck because he spent so much time training and being a pro at BW without earning any serious cash with it and now EG is paying HuK more money than all the Koreans and European pros get combined

>Dat feel when the sound kicking back in soon will scare the shit out of you

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>implying 1.4 can be beaten

bring out the dong~

>prettier than interview-chan

the fuck is this heresy

Protoss sure is underpowered guys! 4 armor 150 hp 100m meat shields with the highest dps in the game are too weak! Buff!

>>111907022

>Implying it will any better.
>Implying 2.0 won't bring a wave of new unbalanced units.

>That feel when The True Dong earned Code S.

Just one more game, you silly boys~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4B-Aw9ns0k

Fuck, I literally fell asleep during the last match. How did Genius win, other than "upgrade cheese"?

Sup faggots


you guys prepared for more Terran dominance?!?!

and lol at whiteys thinking they can play my game

>>111907105
a move

>>111907092

Sage will rip Genius a new one.

>>111907105

yup, basically upgrade cheese just like that autist creatorprime who cheesed his way to victory the other day

So protoss 1.4 is autowin versus terran?

>Euros faces when Team USA is raping them

>calling upgrades cheese

>>111907167
>/b/

No, just no.

>>111906973

>prettier than interview-chan
>looks like trickster

Sure she is.

>>111907167
>team america
You mean bronze league general?

did artosis really make a chuck testa joke...

>>111907188
velveeta league upgrade cheeser detected

>>111907172
This myth got started because in Asian cultures the women stop trying to sexualize themselves after menopause. In truth they age better than white women in every possible way.

Just turned in now.

What the fuck am I reading?

Protoss is OP again or what?

Give me a rundown.

>>111907092
Time to fap

The thing is P upgrades do alot for Immortals/Archons/Colossus
It increase the immortal damage by 5 each upgrade. Thats fucking sick. It also increases the archon and Colossus damage by 4, and their attack is splash.
All of the Bio upgrades increase the damage only by 1, so by going 1-1 the protoss get far ahead in damage while neutralizing any upgrade bio have.
The only way to beat this is Mech, because the Siege tank and Thor scale like that too, and are more effective units against Zealot/Immortal with a Hellion/Tank combination
But of course Blizzard will likely buff bio and make the game shittier because thats their job

>San in the studio

>>111907229

It is october, we need a new OP race.

>>111907245

>>111907239
>mech against protoss

Hellions nerfed into uselessness, tanks already shit, thors useless in all 3 MUs.

>>111907223

Cmon silly boys

watch KellyMilkies cast because she is a strong woman.

no matter how much you guys hate her, she will stick around ESPORTS FOR A LONG TIME

http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/kellymilkies

she's casting the IEM SEA NY Qualifiers right now

>>111907229
Protoss listened to idra's advice and learned how to use chronoboost.

>>111907239
This, also you why don't mech upgrades increase thor damage by 5 aswell?

>>111907229

Immortal + fast upgrades is safe against EVERYTHING and rapes shit in mid-late game.

>>111907227
Yea no, I have seen many of them and this is usually the case. They age real fast around 50.

>san in the studio
sage should go 2 base carriers

>>111907277


Wait, is she in NY right now?

>>111907277

The sad part is that you're actually a white knight. It's so obvious that you're not trolling.

Get the fuck out of here.

>>111907229
They nerf Zerg answer to the death ball

sage

>>111907301
No, its qualifiers for an event in NY

>>111907301

YES SHE IS

THAT MEANS MORE AWESOME INTERVIEWS

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

39-40 is what I've heard regarding Jessica. She was an actor, right? Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

this game

is gonna be fucking insane

>>111907287

So... a +1 immortal still needs 3 shots to kill a marauder... and a roach aswell... how exactly...

>>111907277
I want to fuck her brains out

WARP PRISM WARS

>>111907223

I love how this image originated from /v/ and someone posted it on reddit and caused a huge shitstorm

Protoss upgrades: Ground and air
Terran upgrades: Ground, mech and air
Zerg upgrades: Melee, missle and air

Protoss Nexus: 400m, free macro mechanic
Terran Command Center: 400m, 150m macro mechanic
Zerg Hatchery: 350m, 150m macro mechanic

P confirmed for easy as shit to play

Zerg niggers are so mad that Protoss actually has a chance now

What the fuck am I watching?

Proof that 1.4 is OP in Protoss favor. They're even going warp prisms in PvP.

>>111907378

Yeah, you got it totally right.

Of course I was talking about just building one unit.

>>111907414
>>111907414
Why did you skip shields?

if pvp is now this, I'm switching back to protoss

>>111907454
No Toss gets shields

>>111907464
New PvP is heavily immortal based.

>Before 1.4
>"+1 range is nothing ! Protoss is UP ! I'm telling you"

>After 1.4
>"Well, huh, T and Z will learn a new timing at one moment you will see, we are still UP ! True !"

>sage and genius entering 1.4 mode

fucking harass cheese

this is epic

SO YEAH

LOOK HOW BAD THEM WARP PRISMS ARE

Immortals look fun as fuck now

I'm thinking 1 gate robo expand against zerg and pump nothing but zealtos+immortals with a couple sentries

>>111907293
You've seen lots of them huh? All women start to look much worse around 50. You think it's especially true for Asian women because confirmation bias.

But it's a fact that East Asian people age better than any other race. Looks, health, everything.

>starcraft 2

>warp prims wars

>warp prisms
>balanced

>>111907454

Jesus christ do you even vaguely understand how useless and expensive the shield upgrade is

Holy shit, this is so cool.

>>111907479
Oh, ok. So, you're arbitrarily deciding what to include and not.

>protoss
>flying nydus worms
>zerg and terran
>no nydus worms

>>111907525
Funny way to spell dota 2.

Where can I watch this shit?

>Warp prism
>No good units to warp
>Bad

PROTOSS STATUT : (X) TOLDOZORUS REZ

>>111907529

>prims

So yesterday we saw a protoss take 4 games in a row,
Now another one is ripping through everything, only solution is to send out a protoss to counter it lol.
Blizzard seriously!

So did anyone watched MMA roflstomp MVP earlier in the Geforce finals?

this looks fun as fuck, im pumped

the hero protoss deserves

OH GOD

WARP PRISM HARASS
WARP PRISM HIGH SPEED CHASES
WARP PRISM VS WARP PRISM BATTLES
WARP PRISM FLANKING DURING BATTLES

FINALLY

LOL@SAGE NEW PROTOSS HOPE
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>Sage
>not overhyped shit

>Genius the banjo no one expected

>that feel when new protoss style emerges

>pre 1.4
>all toss crying
>post 1.4
>every toss is a banjo tier player

>Sage
MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

Welcome back to Starcraft 2 Protoss players

Can you feel it, /v/?
Can you fucking feel it?

>MVP not even needing DRG
Other teams are you even trying?

Once whiny protoss babbies figure out how to stop crying and use warp prisms right this shit is gonna be scary

>MC
>Alicia
>Puzzle
>Sage

Another overhyped Protoss, fuch you Artosis.

>That feel when The True Genius is actually The True Dong because he trained Genius.

Everyone artosis hypes is shit. You should know this by now.

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>>111907227
>You will never have a waifu who aged like the woman from Millenium Actress

Links where?
I want to see warp prisms getting some use.

genius and truedong to all kill prime

One man team they said.

WE GENIUS NOW

And I don't want to see a SINGLE complain about warp prism being UP.

>>111907414

Protoss upgrades are also significantly worse overall.

>>111907709
It's over

>>111907727
No, they are just expensive.

Interviewchan time.

>MVP not even needing to use The True Dong

>>111907666
damn son.

Legion of the Dong any comments?

How come Artosis knows so little about SC2 and the SC2 scene?

Every player he rates is shit

>That feel when the true Genus wins the GSTL

>p winning 5 of 7 games
>p 5-1 in games with a protoss in it

>>111907749

Armour only affects half the health of most units and Protoss units don't scale as well with attack upgrades.

BASED PvP

ZvZ officially the worst mirror!

>>111907736
But it's over.

Okay, now blizzard, juste fix the Zerg, and it's good.

>Genius is so good
No 1.4 Toss is good

>>111907770
Have you ever heard King Jew not hype someone up? When was the last time you heard either of them call someone "bad"?

>>111907787
>Protoss units don't scale as well with attack upgrades.
No, that's just stalkers.

And P units don't need their unit specific upgrades to be not shit like Zerg's.

>protoss the best race in SC for the moment

>>111907761

See: >>111907695

Suck it up white fags, Asians are superior.

>>111907378
+3 Archon/Immortal/Colossus 2shots everything with splash damage, which means every voley of the protoss army kills 1/4 of the Terran army

>>111907770
It's kind of a running joke now, he hops on someone's nuts and suddenly they start snarfing big time.

God Tier:
TvZ, TvT (mech)

Good Tier:
TvP, TvZ, TvT, ZvP

mite b cool Tier:
PvP

Dogshit Tier:
ZvZ

>mfw when I'm going to start laddering again because protoss looks fun as shit to play
>dont care about balance/imbalance im terrible at the game and just like having fun in gold

based genius

>>111907832
bitbybit

I don't understand how 1.4 had anything to do with Protoss doing well these last few days. The Warp Prism hasn't played a major role.

bueno

>>111907826
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>111907761


>The True Dong would like to thank everyone for watching tonight, and would like to remind everyone that Starcraft 2 is not just about one man, or even one True Dong. The True Dong would also like to welcome back Protoss to the game, and hopes they do well in the future, and provide him with a worthy challenge as he wins GSL Code S this Season.

>mfw pvp
>mfw im switching to protoss.

Translator-chan is my waifu do not steal

>>111907856
This is actually pretty accurate.

>>111907787

Colossi catch the good end of scaling and Immortals/Archons get a truck load of damage.

God tier:
1.4 PvP
Good tier:
TvT
Bad Tier:
ZvZ
4 gate tier:
Old PvP

>>111907858
Clideburns.

>>111907858
Not enough hair

>That feel when the pre-game pep talk The True Dong gives to MVP turns GOSU mode on.

>>111907832

Artosis calls like 90% of players bad, more so when he's not on air.

In SOTG he's called MarineKing shit several times, back before MVP had success he called him the worst BW pro player of all time and that he turned off the TV everytime he was on etc.

>TSL and NSHS kicking ass all season long
>1.4 protoss buff
>Prime and MVP roflstomp both teams with Protoss
>Starcraft 2

>>111907832
On SotG Artosis is much more negative about EVERYTHING.

>>111907832
hongun

Dat awkward as fuck Genius getting interview chan

>genius
>how do i microphone

>>111907935

This just in, when a camera is pointing at someone their opinions and behaviour change so as to not negatively reflect on whoever's holding the camera.

I wish I could nuzzle her neck.

>cant stop shaking microphone

Why is this guy so autistic? He can't control his arms.

people act like 1.4 fuckin changed everything. it changed PVP, but 1.4 is not what created upgrade cheese. protoss players are just changing their style, it has almost nothing to do with 1.4

>artosis shit talks everything
>still in NA Masters

>dat fat coach

Genius is obviously tweaking.

>Genius confirmed for knowing the True Dongs power levels.

If Prime wins I will cut off my dong

Why is every terran retarded now?

They just let the protoss turtle to 2/2, then they finally try to do something and lose.

I mean what the fuck?

>>111907984

No one thinks that 1.4 broke Protoss. You'd have to be new here to take those comments seriously.

>>111908000
of course, but anybody who's winning is more..."focused"

>>111907984
>before 1.4 every protoss falling out of Code S
>now protoss wins games ezpz
>NO GUYS PROTOSS PLAYERS JUST SUDDENLY LEARNED HOW TO PLAY!!!

Zealots need a nerf and it starts with charge.

jesus christ those awkward moves

>>111907984
>people act like 1.4 fuckin changed everything. it changed PVP

It's not like 1.4 nerfed Zerg's only answer to the deathball.

Do you think Zerg's just got awful vs Protoss all of a sudden while Protoss players suddenyl are amazing?

inb4 genius starts crying like creator for abusing the most op race in game

>>111908006
Prime FIGHTING!!

MVP coach looks like such a nice guy.

>Which one of them was easiest to beat
>All of them.

BASED GENIUS

>inb4 MKP gets kicked off Prime because they lose to MVP in the finals and get second place

>>111908050
No one in korea used NP.

Actually Artosis in his heart knows he's just spewing bullshit around with all of this senseless hype.

he's aware that basically every player is average at best (read = SHIT).
But if he does not hype any particular player, no one would root for a particular person, thus, the scene would suffer and wither.

It's his job to "craft" personalities into players for the community to enjoy and follow. He has to lie, to keep his job basically.

Imagine if he started saying all day that all players are shit (actually what he thinks), no one would follow the scene after a while.

>>111908021
Terran players have statistically the lowest IQ out of the 3 races.

>>111908006
>implying Prime won't get their shit totally slapped

Prime will NOT win

it's gonna be like the worst GSTL Finals

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SLAYERS HAD TO BE RETARDED AND NOT MAKE PLAYOFFS

FUCKKKKK

>>111908050
>infestor can't counter everysingle toss units anymore

WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BLIZZZAAAAAARDDD BUFFF PLZZZ T______T

L2Play

1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1

>>111908021
It's all part of the plan.
Protoss acted like retards and were rewarded.
If Terran does the same then they'll be rewarded.

>>111908006
>Prime
>Shitton of shit Terrans
>vs the Dong

Dong vs MKP on the final game, Dong wins, MKP cries, calling it now.

>>111908105
>>Slayers
>>lol i send terrun xD

I have returned from my visit to the Doctors /v/.

No DRG tears?

>>111908086


Pretty much, on SOTG the other night, they all pretty much blasted SC2 by calling the BW scene the place "Where the Pros are"

>>111908090
troll harder

This is actually hilarious. At the start of the team league I decided that I didn't care who won as long as it wasn't Prime or MVP.

>>111907879

Very well put by The True Dong. We all look forward to the future success of The True Dong and are also happy to see Protoss back in the game as The True Dong needed more challenge than just ZvT (as if it were a challenge) and ZvZ (it bores The True Dong).

>All bow before the might of The True Dong.

>>111908109
The irony is the infestor got nerf because Protoss cried exactly like this.

>>111908144
He never even played.

>Tastosis confirmed for liking that shitty song

They've officially lost any remnants of their passion

>>111908126
>MKP cries

>I will probably play starcraft tonight

>>111908105
Next season they'll have CoCa and Puzzle plus will probably use MMA as the ace again rather than Ryung and Ganzi who keep fucking up

>>111908157
Sounds just like how the infestor got buffed, barracks build time nerf, bunker refund nerfed, etc

>>111908141
Well their P and Z players are pure shit so what are you gonna do?

Are you guys watching Kelly cast? :3

>>111908186
>mvp crying
I don't wanna sound gay or nothin', but I want to tenderly cuddle and comfort him.

>>111908213
>CoCa
>Puzzle
>shit
0/10

>>111908218

Protoss OP

>>111908200
And every Terran nerf is a legit nerf, and still not enough.
>20 Terrans in code S

>>111908233
>mvp
>crying

>>111908242
>Puzzle
>Gets supply blocked while 4 gating
>Traps his own Immortals
>Not shit
1/10

>>111908213
>based Coca
>shit

>>111908242

>CoCa
>Based as fuck

Pick two.

>>111908269
Try harder, how about you get better at the game? Nestea has been winning GSLs and we had a ZvZ final.

>>111908218

>>111908187

My cousin is way hotter than his cousin.

>>111908269
They're not even good though. They get destroyed by the far superior Protoss/Zerg minority.

>>111908314

Coca's ZvT got so Based

that even Lil B was cooking in Coca's name

>implying you wouldn't want to be there

>>111908325
>one Zerg doing fine
>20 Terrans in code S
>get better

Either poor troll or really stupid.

>>111908021
Back in the day T only allin/3rax/Rauder rush, which killed Upgrade Rush by P (Tyler was the one who popularized this build)
But then P learned forcefields, and no more rushes were made
And them T learned mid/late game Ghosts, as well as the 111 allin, and were winning everything again
And now Protoss is back again with Upgrade Rush, since T stopped with the early game retardiness and are favouring macro games
>How do I metagame
Everyone thought Flashs double armory build was unbeatable.
It wasnt. Double Forge isnt either.

>>111908242
Couldn't play in GSTL due to how they were acquired.

>dat feel when you tune into kellys cast just to get a reminder of how shit her voice is

is this nigguh 4 rel

>>111908374

>>111908334

>>111908374

filthy money?

>>111908364
If a zerg is doing fine why can't you? True imbalanced would be like protoss not winning anything for 3 years.

>>111908325
1 ZvZ ever in a professional tournament,
Millions of TvT in a professional tournament

GUYS TO BE FAIR

KELLY"S CASTING IS ALOT BETTER

MAYBE SHE TOOK ALL THE CRITICISM TO HEART

AND WANTS TO BECOME A BONJWA AT CASTING

>Kelly is 21, eccentric, amazing, makes love and music, has dreams that will mostly, probably, never come true, and writes songs in her head.
>Kelly is fluent in English and Mandarin.
>Kelly is fluent in English

>>111908441
And why do Terrans not need to play like Nestea to make it through?

Nestea needs to play like a god, and still looses to average terrans.

Fuck off retard, stop asking others to get good when your race doesn't need to be good.

>>111908371


Yes


If you actually follow the Meta game progression fromt he early days, shit is just going around in circles. It's less about what the patches are doing, and more about what players are doing with builds. Most are far too rigid in how they prepare for certain match ups, which i think highlights just how poor the skill level in SC2 is at the moment. There are very few players who can engineer great wins on the fly.

>>111908446
I'm still not clicking that fucking link.

>>111908446

>kelly
>good at casting

>raffing-radies.f-err-v

>dooh you wahnt to do some cahsing
>what?
>dooh you wahnt to do some cahsing?
>cussing? you want to swear?
>i sad cahsing
>casting?
>yea dat wad i sad, cahsing

>>111908518
>looses
>subhuman platinum eurotrash spotted

>>111908607

I fucking lol'd and read that in her voice. 10/10

You are not even remotely faggy.

>>111908518
Terrans play on a higher level. You are just finding an excuse to blame it on balance and not improve.

>>111908767
troll harder.

Listen to this faggot talking to that whore, he's shitting himself

>>111908825
>average/v/irginwhenonskypewithagurrl.7zip

Dubs for the GSPA champion

Even listening to her have a conversation is fucking disgusting.

>Why did I even open the stream?

Fuck me.

>>111908518
>>111908518
MAD ZERGIE SPOTTED

>>111908867
every time i read that filename i lol so hard
>>111908788
you are literally dumb.
like really, really dumb, do you know that?
MMA and MVP are average Terrans now?
please get out of silver before you even attempt to cry imbalance kid

I emailed Kelly about her showing me pictures of her feet.

She said I had to paypal her $10,000.

Why can't Kelly be beautiful and classy like Interviewchan?

>IEM continually gives kelly money to cast games

>>111909023

what the fuck? i'm proudboner.jpg guy and i'm telling you right now that they're fucking awful.

even if you could get them for free, don't do it

>>111909031

Now we know why she can't speak properly

GOMGirl is my waifu.

>>111909038
>south east asian pig kelly
>able to be as beautiful, classy and elegant as a pure innocent north or south korean waifu

>>111908518
Diamond level terran here
Recently switched to zerg, honestly zerg is piss easy to play compared to terran.
> Most zerg units don't require micro (except banes a little and mutas) compared to all terran who need a ton of micro (marines, siege timing, stim , stutter step etc).

>No need to go back to base every 10 secs to build sup depots
> No building ques, just build 100 units in 10 secs
>build all units from one hotkey
Only thing is you need to pay attention to injects and scouting is slightly harder with zerg.

Seriously the reason terrans are doing so well is because it's the race that rewards good micro and macro the most.

>>111909082

Have you seen them?

>you need to learn more about casting
>kelly telling this to someone else

123412341234

>>111909167
Ha-ha-ha

>>111909122

She's nothing compared to my waifu, who has recently been accepted by The True Dong as his waifu.