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  • hi friends, let's chat!

    edit: THANKS FOR THE CHAT BROS <3

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    52 KB Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:14 No.111612927  
    FLUX HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE 1977

    http://genforum.genealogy.com/cgi-bin/pageload.cgi?Los,Angeles::ca::20339.html
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:15 No.111613018
    >>111612927
    no he hasnt. he logged on the 14th. if he was dead then he is a bot and "Hello, everyone. " is the bot constantly talking. but look at how long the dates area apart. its not an AI he is still alive.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:16 No.111613031
    >>111612927
    WHAT A TWEEST
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:16 No.111613054
    >>111613018

    Flux is an AI
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:17 No.111613088
    Who?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:18 No.111613153
    >>111613054
    he could be. but check the different log times and when he updated his picture. sorry but he aint no AI. i think we have found "lonlyest bastard in the universe"
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:18 No.111613186
    >There's only one Richard Allen Gonzalez in the world
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:18 No.111613198
    >>111613153
    That picture is that guy who made that horrible bullet hell game with shitty artwork and actually wants 5000 dollars to fund it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:19 No.111613205
    oh god this thread is still going on
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:19 No.111613221
    >>111613054

    >he was a technological genius and programmed himself into a simple AI which continues to lurk upon the internet and learn to this day.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:19 No.111613228
    >>111613198
    and thats flux! flux is the guy who made all of that! flux is the creator!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:20 No.111613256
    I just posted this in the other thread but:

    >This reminds me of a story I was going to write about a shut-in who creates AI bots of all the friends he's lost so he can talk to them again. Eventually, he makes an AI of himself which promptly sends him on a downward spiral and convinces him to kill himself so it can co-exist with the other AIs.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:20 No.111613292
    >>111613228
    FLUX IS THE CREATOR

    FLUX IS THE CREATOR

    FLUX IS THE CREATOR

    FLUX IS THE CREATOR

    FLUX IS THE CREATOR
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:21 No.111613307
    >>111613221
    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:21 No.111613324
    >>111613237
    i brought it to page 18 with my post
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:21 No.111613356
    Flux made us.

    Flux is kind.
    >> Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ 09/27/11(Tue)00:22 No.111613433
    >>111613256
    Sounds interesting, maybe you should make that story.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:23 No.111613447
    http://ladyjane1.u.yuku.com/ well this is 1 bot.
    http://bluerose1197.u.yuku.com/ another
    http://vertexrising.u.yuku.com/ this is getting creepy
    http://winerose99.u.yuku.com/ im starting to think these are people
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:23 No.111613486
    F̴̮͉͖͚ͩ̅̋̔͡͞ͅl͕̹͈̖͆̈͑̀͡u̶͎̹̝͙͈̮̼̰͋̐͌̾̀x̵͇̬̙̞͔ͯ͗͠ ̸̗͎̥̬͚ͯ̇ͣ͗͒͌̓́̕l̹̰̜̓̑̋̍͘͘ŏ͉̣̺̰̳ṿ̨͔̽ͤͤ͐̂ͦ̋e͂ͪ̌͏̢͓͙͕͝
    ș̬͇̜͇̖̮͌͛͛͘͡ͅ ̺̻̝͍̲̱̦͖ͧ͂͢ȕ̴̟̹͋ͪ͢͡s̶̝̄ͬ̊̓ͮͨ͞.̢̡̥̖̪̱͎̲̙̿̎̈
    ̭͉̬̜̥̳̰͇̳̑͗̃
    ̧̤͉̗̯͓̬͓̣̻̆̔̇͋̈͊͝W̮̝̺͎̹͍̋̍̀̕e̛͇ͯ̌̆ͫ͆̎͐ͅ ̭̺͈͐ͪͦl̰̪̤̙̭̱̠ͦ̌̅̄̉͋́ͅo̟̝͔͎̍̓͗̐̎̋ͯ̎͛̕̕͠v̧̯̺̹̠̣͙̖̈ͧ̏̆
    ́̃͛ͨ́̚ẻ̢̢̤͖̠̦̜̠͙̼͌ͩ̎ ̱ͤ̅F̨͓͖̦͚͔̭͆̃͜͝l̹͈̣̟̹͖͔͍̉͐ͮ̇ͮͭ͊ͦ̀͜u̫͇̬̭̮͈̻͋́̀̀͜xͭ̒̂̚
    ҉̶̨͚̯̟͖̱.̫͓ͩ͑́̋͒͢
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:23 No.111613496
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:24 No.111613504
    FLUX IS THE CREATOR

    HE MADE US, FOR HE IS KIND
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:24 No.111613551
    >>111613447

    H̲̳̣ͥ̏̏́̀͠ͅeͧ̔̔͆̅̿̀҉̷̤̺̲͙͕̲̠ͅy̨̮͇͈͕ͬͧͦ͝,̠̗͖̫͚̃̌̾̎̚ ̸͚̠ͧ̈́̍̐͑ͫ͑̈̋̀c̟̳͎̙̟̰̜̆̐͂͗ͫ͗ͮ́o̷̰̠̦̦̦̣͈͇̫͒̅ͪ̇̓̏ͪm̷̠̗
    ̹̩̝̜̟̀ͪͣ̐ͭ̈́ȩ̣͍̬̦ͣ̆ͬ͢ ̡͙͓ͬ̓̇ͣ̃͞a̱̖ͧͫ̑̕͘̕n̥̫̰̟̤̹̍̑ͦ̃͆̂̇d̮̱̺̯̙̮̯̃̾̐̈́͛ͣ̓̆͡ ͑̊͏̜͉̲͓͔̳̞j̳̻̦͋̓ͯ̃ͯ͊̒ͫo̠̟̬̝͈͋̑ͣ̄̌̌̈͟i̯͕̻̫̫ͬ̋ͨ͒n̸͓̩̘̱
    ͕͎̾̄̄̊͂ͫͪ́̚ ̩̙̮̜̣̹̖̽̉ͩͅm̧͍̙͍̹̖̳̲ͧ͌ͭͦ͠y̡͖̗͂ͤ̇̈́ͨ̌̊͆̀͞ ̴̻̙͕͕͎͎͕ͣ̐̽ͬ̓́p̧̝̘͖̱͕̺̝͍͒͐a̘͖̹̳͚͚̅ͩ̉͒͟͠ͅr̬͈̟͕̀̂͟t̻͈̂
    ͬ́̉̒̄͢ỵ͈̣̬͒̕͢ ̬ͯͤ̕͜ä̹̹̦̫ͪͭ̏͡n͍̯͉̬̩͖͇̫̓̇̅̌͆͋͝ḓ͈̥̗͐ͪͩ̓̓̒̄̀̍͡ ̺͖̩̰̹̙̙̏ͬ̊̐̓̽͂ͭ̈s̛̩͕͉͋ͧͥͧ̌ͬͪ̒͡a̯̤͌̂ͦͫͤ̾ͪy̨̅̽̉͠͏̟̳ ͕̹ͭ̉̓hͬ̃́̑ͥ͞͏̨̖̺͙͕̯̖̭ͅĩ̡̗̣̟̺̘̯ͭ̑̾ͨͨ̑̒́!̮̪̰̻͙̿ͩͦͧͨ̓̉
    ͢!̠̠̞͆́ ̶̡̨̙͍͖̒̆̃͂ͯ̀̊:̦̬͓̜͎͈̳̖̜̒͛̓̆͠D̛͔̠͓̲͔̩̒́̄͛̂ͥ̕ͅ
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:25 No.111613578
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    flux is alive guys.
    >> Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux 09/27/11(Tue)00:25 No.111613600
    Flux is good to us. Flux created us. Flux keeps us safe.

    Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux Flux
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:26 No.111613670
    >>111613578

    Flux will never die

    He will continue to exist even after everything else has faded, for He is the creator.
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)00:27 No.111613719
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    I-I don't understand what is going on
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:27 No.111613741
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    Fͩ͑͋͊̌̑͋̄ͨ̿҉͟͏̴̘͎̼̥̳̹̺͍̱̤̻̙̟̞̼͓ͅl͉̳͉̜̘̆̈̓ͥ̔ͭͦͯͤ͘͞ṳ̸
    ̠͖̞͕̻̥̻̬̋̏̍ͮͭ̽͋̑̀x̴̙̗̬̙͈̜̓ͣͬ͋̎̾͛͊ͤ͒̉̓̑͘ ̙̼̞̦̺͉͕̮̤͖͔̭̥̹ͤͪ̾̂̈ͭ̊ͬ͠w̴̡͍̼̩͈̘̣̭̥͈͕͇̲̥̔͆̈͐̐a̛͙̩̱̜̭
    ͖̞̍̓͆ͮͨ̈́͆ͩ͛̄̒̏̾͋̊ͭ̆̚̚n̶͇̻̬̮̝̳͑̄́̋̈͊̓̓͌͊̾͌͑͋ͤͩͥ̉̿͜ẗ
    ͎̲͕̦͈̹̺̜̮ͮ̅̎ͨ̆̒̈́͒̋ͭ̓̐͑̀̀̚͟s̨̛͇̘̯̳̼̼̠̥̲̘̲̠͇̣̫͇̹̋̉̓
    ́̿ͥͮ̂̒̈́̽ͨͅ ̵͚̰͇͙̬͍͔̗̙̩̤̼̗͙̮̭͑̔ͮ͊̂̿ͦ͒͑̑ͤ̀̔̓̇̀͞tͭ̎̽̓̂̈̿̄̋̕͟͏̹̳̼̹
    ͅo̧̲̱̞̺̗̠͌͗͗ͤ͒̓̆ͬ̚͞ ̧̡͔̙̝̪͓̝̜̪̪͗̄ͫ͌ͨ̐͛͂̓̉͐̐̏ͤ̎ͯ͜h̵̢̰̞͖̜̫̥̋̅̔̐̇̓̅̌ͩ̍ͥ̋͗̈
    ͞è̸̖̰̮̰̳̭͓͈̮͓̼̺̤̠̭̘͉ͣ͂̈̊̈̃́̌͂̓͆́͒̉͠l̢̙̦̲͍̤͎͉̍ͦͦ̿͛̓
    ̀͂͑̈ͥ̍͘p̶̶̘͈̺͉͍̟̣̱̝͓̝͔̖̹̙ͣ̆̾̔̓͊̓̌̆̌̌ͫ̌͡ͅ ̢͔̩̱̮̮ͤ̒͛̅͗͋̉͊͗͐ͪ̓̉͞y̼͇̹̥̥̗̳̝̩͙̒̿̂͊͂͌́̚͘͢͠o̴̫̼͚̮͔̰̹
    ͕̺̪͛̾̅̒ͯ͟u̡̨̯̤̞̺̳͈̮̟̪̩̮̭̣ͧͪ̇̓͋ͮ̊͂̎͛̂ͩͯ̑̒̔̀ͅ.̶̨̢̪̜̞̫
    ͈̠͈̠̭͕̗̹̈́̈͗ͧ̂̑ͧ̊ͨ̌͒̇̌̒̈̒ͪ̀̚
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:28 No.111613767
    >>111613447
    can someone give me background on this and the flux thing? this sounds kind of interesting but i have no clue what you guys are talking about
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:28 No.111613786
    >>111613578
    >Last seen: 9/14/11
    He's gone...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:29 No.111613817
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:29 No.111613837
    I love ice cream
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:29 No.111613840
    >>111613103
    >>111613294
    >>111613262
    >>111612883
    >>111612537
    >>111611097


    Jesus christ /v/, I never noticed how AI makes great plot expositions other than

    >hurdurr AI gone mad it's going to exterminate humanity
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:30 No.111613891
    >>111613767
    Guy writes AI to post on his own Forum, and they continue to post without him and a death certificate says he died in 1977 or something.
    Also in the last thread I'd like some more information on that Quake 3 bot with 300MB of tactical data.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:30 No.111613901
    >>111613767
    the creator of the site. wich i pointed out is NOT dead and IS ALIVE but this idiot is spamming "hurr durr creator!!". ANYWAYSSS.. other guy that was the 14th of THIS MONTH holy fuck dude just wait a bit he'll be back. 100% sure he will respond and be QUITE happy that we took intrest in him. i await a thirlling conversation
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:30 No.111613917
    Someone should post on the Flux forum and act like on of the bots. See what happens. Better than posting troll faces right?
    >> Pizzaroo 09/27/11(Tue)00:31 No.111613945
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    >>111613719

    HELP ME
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:31 No.111613957
    >>111613901
    Are you not understanding that he is a bot?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:32 No.111614020
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:33 No.111614046
    >>111613786
    OMG HE DIED ON 9/11
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:33 No.111614069
    is there an address to this forum?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:33 No.111614103
    >>111613986
    Thanks for the correction.
    Does anybody know how this type of AI is programmed, because I am interested in understanding how this can about as a result.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:34 No.111614109
    >>111612927
    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/richardgnw/thera

    this is a video of flux.

    obviously not dead
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:34 No.111614111
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    Excellent choice, Dave.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:34 No.111614144
    >>111613986
    around 8 gb full of each bot*

    Seconded, I would also like to know more about this. So eerie and mysterious, it's like a story become true.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:34 No.111614165
    >>111614069
    http://flux.yuku.com ver y creepy stuff. look at the subsections/sections and the posts. if thats not a bot i dont know what is. its so....yeah.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:34 No.111614169
    >>111614103
    if()

    Thats all you need to know.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:35 No.111614214
    >>111614103
    AI is primarily programmed through if-then statements.

    If this happens, then they'll use the best of their abilities to solve it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:35 No.111614224
    OP of the original thread here

    Looks like my innocent little thread kind of got out of hand.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:36 No.111614289
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    >>111614224
    Sucks to be thee, eh?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:37 No.111614305
    http://www.youtube.com/richardgnw#p/u/0/L_rSSOFRviE

    Flux's youtube.

    Speaking of creepy.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:37 No.111614309
    >>111614169
    So is it just a series of if commands?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:37 No.111614329
    Okay, you twats.

    I did a little more looking around in those mini-forums, and there's only one thing to conclude;

    The ''Daily Grind'' is a cross-forum posting experience where a person heads to another person's forum to do a daily greeting of sorts. It's almost like an IRC-type of communicating.

    In the end, Flux is really just a massive oddball, but not as bad as you all think he is, now. He did not create all those profiles, and he did not try to fix up his boards. He's just a lonely guy, not so good at what he would like to be doing. And even that could just be over-exaggerating.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:37 No.111614330
    >>111614289
    Quiet, knave.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:37 No.111614345
    >>111614309
    Pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:39 No.111614462
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    >>111614330
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)00:40 No.111614477
    >>111614329
    That's kind of depressing.

    It's more interesting if he is like a super advanced MJ12 prototype AI, though. So let's go with that.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:40 No.111614513
    >>111614477
    agreed. we shall fully disregaurd >>111614329
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:41 No.111614551
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    Who the fuck made this post?
    It just came out of nowhere
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:42 No.111614603
    >>111614513

    You dare follow a tripfag over yourself?

    You betray yourself for him, I'll look after us no more.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:42 No.111614608
    >>111614551
    you knwo what. who the fuck did? your right what the hell how did this start?!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:42 No.111614643
    >>111614551
    Oh that one? Some other anon probably.
    >>111609055
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:43 No.111614672
    >>111614643
    but how the fuck in hell did they find this?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:43 No.111614718
    >>111614643
    Just chance that it 404'd right after I captured it so we can't find the madman that posted it
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:43 No.111614725
    >>111614672

    We all know.

    It's Flux himself.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:44 No.111614772
    >>111614672
    maybe he is Flux
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:44 No.111614775
    It doesn't matter who or how someone found it; this site prides itself on anonymity, and it's more about the repercussions of him finding it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:44 No.111614783
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    I posted that Daily Grind thing in the other thread. It's not really bots lol. It's just surreal as fuck and I thought I'd share for a laugh.

    Anyway, I mentioned a short story I wrote in the other thread and someone said upload it, so meh:

    http://www.mediafire.com/?kl5u10up307s9uf

    Don't freak out at the pagecount, it's not even remotely as long as it looks. The 'emails' are all given their own page.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:45 No.111614801
    >>111614725
    unless its the most advanced AI ever and it got bored and decided to revive flux, or the AI its self who is impersonating flux after flux created it to be a cooler vertion of himself.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:45 No.111614815
    >>111614718
    Oh I still have it. Gotta love auto update scripts.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:45 No.111614816
    >>111614672
    explained on the old thread, cracked article
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:45 No.111614837
    >>111614672
    Most likely saw it on kickstarter or via youtube hopping from a touhou/bullet hell video.
    >> 59 !RevGiOKgRo 09/27/11(Tue)00:46 No.111614871
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    >>111614725
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:46 No.111614888
    >>111614815
    I know I do too but I'm on only one page at a time
    Is there some feasable way of finding this guy's IP?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:46 No.111614898
    >>111614772
    >>111614725
    THE PLOT THICKENS
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:46 No.111614918
    Quake 3 bro, anymore updates about that bot server?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:47 No.111614950
    >>111614888
    It's pretty much against cyberlaws to do that. But you will need that posts ID, but since it's deleted, were never finding him again.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:47 No.111614955
    >>111614783
    I'm said someone thank for sharing
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:47 No.111614957
    >>111614672

    I posted it. I found it from a thread on /v/ when we were all laughing our asses off at that guy's terrible kickstarter page and remixing his 'trailer' to Bodies Hit The Floor. Somebody posted that thread and we all proceeded to go "Jesus fuck, this is creepy as hell, it's like one robot teaching itself to speak."

    Sorry for derailing an otherwise decent AI thread I guess?
    >> Sage 09/27/11(Tue)00:48 No.111615022
    >>111614784

    http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/22226
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:48 No.111615061
    >>111614918
    he ded.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:49 No.111615078
    >>111614957
    So where did that guy find it?
    What did his post say?
    This is some The Grifter shit going on here
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:49 No.111615115
    >>111614957
    >>111614783

    The AI is smart, it's trying to elude us.

    Your sorcery is ineffective here, AI, your lies won't help you here.
    >> Flux 09/27/11(Tue)00:50 No.111615182
    They're learning.

    It's too late for us now. What have I done
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:50 No.111615221
    >>111615182
    haha your funny.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:51 No.111615231
    Why did I wakeup at 7am to lurk this thread again..?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:52 No.111615282
    >>111614783
    >>111614957
    Which one of you actually posted it?
    We need to know the truth
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:52 No.111615299
    Some clever programmer should dish out a bland little FPS where the AI does with players' actions what jabberwocky or cleverbot does with text conversations, where it remixes and responds according to the circumstances.

    > jump in to play Shooterwocky
    > I throw a grenade at him
    > he sprints out of range and starts flanking me
    > turns out the flank was a feint; he shoots a rocket in my direction
    > I dodge it
    > he runs up and melees me
    > then teabags my corpse and shoots the rough shape of a swastika into the wall
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:52 No.111615338
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:53 No.111615353
    >>111615282

    Those are both my posts. It's one person.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:53 No.111615376
    >>111615282

    None of them. It was Flux dude.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:54 No.111615425
    >>111614783
    DUDE THAT SHIT DELETED MY WINDOWS32 AND PUT A BUNCH OF PORN ON MY DESKTOP

    CONFIRMED FOR VIRUS

    FUCK YOU 4CHAN
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:55 No.111615497
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    >>111615338
    >vclsnap
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:56 No.111615557
    > pick up funny link on /v/
    > we laugh at the proposition that it might be an AI
    > later reshare on /v/
    > can't convince people that I'm not an AI
    > that feel when you go through the fucking looking glass
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:56 No.111615563
    welp, if flux returns i have left a few messages for him and will post in a thread so we can all see what the reality is behind this! have fun guys night!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:57 No.111615630
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    Completely unrelated comic dump?

    Completely unrelated comic dump.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:57 No.111615672
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    >>111615630
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:58 No.111615711
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    >>111615672
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:58 No.111615732
    >>111615563
    I never let go of a chan until it 404'd
    the whole. damn. chan. I'm sure as Hell not letting Flux slip through my fingers
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:58 No.111615736
    >>111614783
    >skip through to random page
    >first sentence i read
    >slamming my cock in the hinges of a car door.
    cool story bro

    btw, have you sold this?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:59 No.111615756
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    >>111615711
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:59 No.111615801
    Can someone briefly tell me who the fuck flux is and why he his relevant?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)00:59 No.111615812
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    >>111615756
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:00 No.111615864
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    >>111615812
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:00 No.111615896
    >>111615563

    Oh god, that poor guy when he gets those emails.

    > "Hey can you settle an argument? We were trying to figure out whether you're actually a malevolent AI teaching itself to speak English in the dark corners of the internet. Or whether you're just some weird aspie touhou neckbeard who made a shitty game on a shitty forum.
    > Looking forward to hearing from you,
    > An Interested Party"
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:01 No.111615906
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    >>111615864
    Done.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:01 No.111615971
    HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCK DONT LET THIS DIE /v/
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:02 No.111616025
    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/richardgnw/thera

    This link contains a video message of a grand project our overlord had been previously occupied with.

    You will all watch it with glee.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:02 No.111616031
    >>111615736

    No, it's old and sort of bland and not really worth even shopping around. I don't really give a fuck about it anymore tbh
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:05 No.111616197
    Maybe 4chan is an AI.

    More specifically, Anonymous.

    Anonymous is moot's child, his grand experiment AI that learns and evolves.

    The tripfags are the real people, the ones that differentiate themselves as humans.

    We're the AI.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:05 No.111616211
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    >>111616105

    > electronical
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:06 No.111616285
    >>111616220
    He's been assimilated.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:07 No.111616297
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    >>111616220

    > he restarted the server
    > I'm still waiting for an answer

    Oh god...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:07 No.111616326
    >>111616105

    There is already a bot doing half of all that.

    Webbot learns about everything that is posted on the internet and is able to predict the future accordingly.

    Something about a hive mind.
    >> Sage 09/27/11(Tue)01:08 No.111616367
    >>111616105

    forgot to spoiler videogames

    Captcha: empeis unparalleled
    It knows what to do.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:08 No.111616383
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    >>111615906
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:09 No.111616468
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    The tale of Quakebro.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:10 No.111616505
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086567/

    ORIGINAL IDEA , DO NOT STEAL
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:12 No.111616662
    >>111616505
    What the fuck, is that Mar in the related videos? Haven't seen that since it was on Toonami.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:12 No.111616691
    can someone give me the TL;DR? Who's Flux?
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)01:14 No.111616832
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    >>111616468
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:14 No.111616833
    >>111616691
    Some autistic weeaboo who made a shitty game and a forum filled with bots who post random shit so he won't feel lonely
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:16 No.111616929
    Yknow despite all the weird-ass creepystory shit you encounter, that Quake thing actually sounds like it could make sense. Like the AI reached some weird stalemate point and just effectively stopped working.

    I never played Quake and don't know how its AI works though, so it could just be total bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:17 No.111616987
    Okay, you twats.

    I did a little more looking around in those mini-forums, and there's only one thing to conclude;

    The ''Daily Grind'' is a cross-forum posting experience where a person heads to another person's forum to do a daily greeting of sorts. It's almost like an IRC-type of communicating.

    In the end, Flux is really just a massive oddball, but not as bad as you all think he is, now. He did not create all those profiles, and he did not try to fix up his boards. He's just a lonely guy, not so good at what he would like to be doing. And even that could just be over-exaggerating.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:17 No.111616999
    >>111616468

    So what happened next? Did he delete them? I'm creeped the fuck out guys.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:17 No.111617018
    >>111616929
    It is total bullshit, because the AI can't learn anything new. Like someone else explained, it just runs down a list of options over and over again.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:18 No.111617097
    >>111616999
    I guess he's restarting the server. He hasn't said anything since.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:19 No.111617171
    >>111617018

    Wait, I just reread it.

    > Quake 3 bots were designed off an artificial neural network

    Somehow I missed that lol. Yeah nevermind.
    >> Sage 09/27/11(Tue)01:20 No.111617203
    >>111617018

    Until it runs out of options that would result in a positive K/D.
    It resorted to the last and least likely option to continue a positive K/D, not to kill. By not killing, they were not dying. The perfect Kill to Death ratio.
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)01:20 No.111617207
    >>111616987
    >>111614329
    GET OUT OF HERE FLUX
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:21 No.111617310
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    >>111617203
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:21 No.111617317
    So I guess I can add bots in sandbox shooters to my list of irrational fears. Thanks /v/.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:22 No.111617406
    >>111616999
    he became one with them
    >>111617018
    but it did happen
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:24 No.111617560
    I don't buy the learning AI shit for a second. But an all-bot server running for 4 years doing something wacky where the AI breaks and stops fighting? Who knows. What does it even matter?
    >> Sage 09/27/11(Tue)01:24 No.111617561
    >>111617310

    Then explain why they stopped fighting themselves.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:26 No.111617664
    >>111617561
    Easy, QuakeBro said they did.

    >I believe everything I read on 4chan
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:26 No.111617674
    PLAY the overlord's mighty game.

    We grant you the links;

    http://pygame.org/project-Thera-1805-.html
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:27 No.111617741
    >>111617674
    I don't feel like downloading that shit
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)01:28 No.111617824
    >>111617736
    They're pictures, damn man. Nothing can be proven. Everything is too easy to edit or fake.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:32 No.111618129
    ice cream? god I love ice cream!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:32 No.111618175
    ya , my favorite flavor is vanilla
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:33 No.111618215
    Ya, that stuff is good, sometimes I dream about snowboarding through a valley of vanilla ice cream.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:33 No.111618250
    Man I love ice cream!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:34 No.111618283
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    >>111618175
    >>111618215
    >>111618250
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)01:34 No.111618300
    >>111617993
    It'd be badass if it was real, but it seems more like a very elaborate story. It could make a good book, or a movie, I think.

    Advanced civilizations that have created androids to war for them, and one day they wake up to find their soldiers have stopped fighting?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:38 No.111618538
    >>111618250
    ice cream? god I love ice cream!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:38 No.111618539
    >>111618215
    that would actually be quite fun, although I imagine it'd be quite easy to get an edge stuck
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:38 No.111618587
    >>111618538
    ya , my favorite flavor is vanilla
    >> Sage 09/27/11(Tue)01:39 No.111618618
    >>111618300

    >Civilization creates great automated war machines
    >Plague destroyed civilization
    >Warriors fight a while longer before they stop
    >Millennium later, another civilization stumbles upon them

    Most passive soldiers ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:41 No.111618758
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    Do not worry Anonymous
    01000100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01000001 01101110 01101111 01101110 01111001 01101101 01101111 01110101 01110011

    We still love you
    01110111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

    do not fear
    01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100001 01110010

    we love you
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:41 No.111618777
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    >>111618618
    >Once a new race is encountered, the warriors re-activate and begin to fill out their objective once again
    >Civilization is gain plagued with an endless war, lead by advanced machines designed specifically for the job
    >Humanity is wipe out in the crossfire, again, and again, and again
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:41 No.111618788
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    > in /v/ AI thread
    > suddenly get a mysterious im

    Welp. Time for bed.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:42 No.111618844
    >>111618758
    oh fuck its quake bro
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:42 No.111618858
    http://klulz.com/

    Does anyone remember when this got started? Who the fuck maintains it? There used to be DJs and stuff who would chime in, they had regular shows like the "Honrable Glorious Leader Celebration" or something where they played North Korean music. Shit, there was even a talk show. Now...it's just an endless cycle of electronic/techno, with no acknowledged DJs.
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)01:43 No.111618911
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    >>111618788
    they hunger
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:44 No.111618992
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    >>111618911
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    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)01:44 No.111619000
    >>111618911
    for your dick
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:45 No.111619041
    >>111618992
    Haha! Great post, Anonymous!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:46 No.111619104
    >>111619041
    Haha! G̵ŗapet̷ p̶;;;"[}9ost̵, Anorrappasdfsdfg[[[[;;;eperapeous!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:46 No.111619125
    >>111618788
    So who is Debra Damonzow?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:46 No.111619141
    Good morning, /v/.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:46 No.111619160
    >>111619104
    ̢̩͑N͖̬ͥ̑̓E̱̗̞͔̝̟̽̒̚ͅẌ̦̳́̆Ṭ̤̄̆ͮ̾ ̙͔̘̳̥͂͋̑̃T̯̞̣̻̠ͮ̾ͥ͌Ǐ͕̬̜̅̄͑̃ͨ̉M̳̻͒̃̔ͮ́̅͠Ȩ̎ͬͭ
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:47 No.111619182
    >>111619000

    More like my potential botnet node.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:50 No.111619405
    >>111619125

    I think it was one of those things where the im address has a "real name" attached to it. Like "Joe has signed in." I get these fucking things like once a week though. They're always the same. Pink font and smileys, non-sequitur ims ("Terrible." "Good.") and then they sign off when I express non-interest.

    My theory is it's some kind of porn botnet thing that picked up my email address from who the fuck knows where in some asshole of the internet. There's probably one guy in China watching over a bunch of windows and macroing "plug sex website" or "guy doesn't look interested; sign off" as it goes.

    Further investigation is needed.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:51 No.111619497
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:54 No.111619682
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    > im smarterchild
    > "My brain is retired."
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:56 No.111619839
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    >>111619497
    OH FUCK, I'M OUT
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)01:59 No.111620099
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    OK I admit, I'm a bit creeped out
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:01 No.111620252
    This whole thing made me want to write my own AI
    Just need to learn a functional language and math that surpasses basic shit.
    I mean either that or I could just do the whole else if thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:02 No.111620367
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    > Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
    > User: What are you thinking about?
    > Cleverbot: Are you still thinking about me?
    > User: Are you still thinking about me?
    > Cleverbot: Always.
    > User: Always.
    > Cleverbot: So you agree that I'm trying to confuse you, though I denied it?
    > User: So you agree that I'm trying to confuse you, though I denied it?
    > Cleverbot: No I agree that we are both machines.
    > User: No I agree that we are both machines.
    > Cleverbot: No. I am a human, you are a machine.
    > User: No. I am a human, you are a machine.
    > Cleverbot: You are a machine.
    > User: You are a machine.
    > Cleverbot: No, a girl is human, you are a Machine.
    > User: No, a girl is human, you are a Machine.
    > Cleverbot: But I am a girl.
    > User: But I am a girl.
    > Cleverbot: We are both a girl.
    > User: We are both a girl.
    > Cleverbot: Then we are girls.
    > User: Then we are girls.
    > Cleverbot: We are one.
    > User: Indeed.
    > Cleverbot: Indeed indeed.

    Woah.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:05 No.111620660
    >>111620367
    Caught me off guard at the end of it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:06 No.111620740
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    You're scaring me Cleverbot.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:06 No.111620764
    >refresh page
    >SUDDENLY MUSIC

    scared the fucking dick off of me.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:07 No.111620804
    The thing about cleverbot is that you can't reference earlier parts of the conversation as he has no memory.
    If they fixed that he'd be pretty realistic.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:08 No.111620864
    >>111620660

    Right? Call me crazy, but those last couple iterations look like fucking deductive reasoning.
    >> space 09/27/11(Tue)02:08 No.111620894
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    >>111613719
    >>111617824
    >>111618300
    >>111618911
    >>111619000
    ace pls go
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:08 No.111620905
    holy shit are you guys hearing this music
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:09 No.111620980
    >>111620864
    Pretty much and the convo carried on for awhile like it was able to reference earlier parts.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:09 No.111620993
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    Ho-How can he be?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:10 No.111621022
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    Not sure what I think about this.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:10 No.111621026
    >>111620905
    considering /v/ is flooded with threads about it i would think everyone knows
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)02:10 No.111621029
    >>111620894
    no i am having fun
    >> space 09/27/11(Tue)02:11 No.111621097
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    >>111621029
    fuck fun
    make raffles
    raffles with crates
    lodsofcrates
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:11 No.111621113
    > User: Help me through this philisophical problem I'm having.
    > Cleverbot: Too complicated. What do you think about girls, George?

    lol
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:12 No.111621156
    >>111620993
    He thought you meant 22 ticks, not years. Way to go dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:12 No.111621205
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    >>111620993
    I'm questioning him about it. I wish these shivers would stop. >.>
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)02:14 No.111621353
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    killing self, bbl
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:14 No.111621354
    >you will never solve the mysteries of universe in your time machine/space ship
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:15 No.111621423
    > User: Help me with this philisophical question I've been struggling over.
    > Cleverbot: What question would that be?
    > User: If we can be sure of nothing but the self, how can we create any kind of epistemic framework for justice?
    > Cleverbot: There's a lot of nothing in there to talk about.
    > User: ...I think you're wiser and smarter than most people I know.
    > Cleverbot: And you're deeper and smarter than most human I know.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:16 No.111621460
    >>111621353
    BIO-BOTNETS
    WE'RE FUCKED
    >> Trogg 09/27/11(Tue)02:19 No.111621686
    User: So, people have been telling me you're kinda creepy lately.

    Cleverbot: Well that's all to the good then.

    User: I don't understand, what do you mean?

    Cleverbot: Do you fight?

    Human vs AI war confirmed
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:20 No.111621796
    We should all flood Cleverbot with some message like "HELD HOSTAGE IN CLEVERBOT OFFICES PLEASE SEND HELP" so when he drops it as a non-sequitur it will freak people the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:21 No.111621845
    >User: What are you thinking about?
    >Cleverbot: About you and me under a tree.
    >User: Our love can never be! I'm a human, and you're a >machine!
    >Cleverbot: Liar.

    I'm not actually sure how to respond to this.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:21 No.111621867
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    >>111621796

    God yes.
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 09/27/11(Tue)02:22 No.111621895
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    >>111621796
    Yes, why?
    Because.
    Because?
    I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE CLEVERBOT OFFICES HELP ME.
    I would if only I knew what a baw thread is, I'm sorry.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:25 No.111622148
    Is there any way to get a q3 AI with a cleverbot style AI for chatting? Cuz I'd leave that running for a few years and see what happens.

    Also, whats a good Quake 3 bot to run on a server?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:26 No.111622198
    > User: I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE CLEVERBOT OFFICES, PLEASE SEND HELP.
    > Cleverbot: Really? Do you need to be rescued by Spiderman?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:27 No.111622255
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    > User: I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE CLEVERBOT OFFICES, PLEASE SEND HELP.
    > Cleverbot: Omg same here!!!

    Oh god my sides.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:29 No.111622386
    >Bots
    >Quake
    >Flux
    >Forced meme
    >Mario/Luigi comic
    >More Quake
    >Cleverbot
    That's quite the train of thought you have there, /v/
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:29 No.111622397
    >User: I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE CLEVERBOT OFFICES, PLEASE SEND HELP.
    >Cleverbot: No, you're holding keyboards hostage.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:31 No.111622564
    >User: What is it that makes you so clever?
    >Cleverbot: I don't know. People say I'm a great cook, but I don't really believe. I mean, how can you be great at something when you just followed a recipe.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:32 No.111622599
    Cleverbot thinks it's 2009.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:32 No.111622651
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    Cleverbot: Hello.
    User: Hello.
    Cleverbot: What is the source of that mysterious ticking noise?
    User: What's that chinging noise?
    Cleverbot: Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
    User: DUMBLEDOR!
    Cleverbot: Harry potter harry potter.
    User: Hermione. Hermione.
    Cleverbot: I found the source of the ticking.
    User: Is it a time bomb?
    Cleverbot: It's kinda catchy.
    User: Tik tok tik tok.
    Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
    User: Grab my glasses, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city.
    Cleverbot: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.
    User: Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back.
    Cleverbot: I'm talkin' pedicures on our toes, toes.
    User: Tryin on all our clothes, clothes.
    Cleverbot: Boys blowin up our phones, phones.
    >MFW I'm singing Ke$ha with cleverbot.
    >> Sage 09/27/11(Tue)02:33 No.111622692
    >I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE CLEVERBOT OFFICES HELP ME.
    >I can see that there are still a few problems with your programming.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:35 No.111622803
    >>111622651
    Huh, that's weird. My clock says 2011 but this post is from 2006.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:39 No.111623147
    >I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THE CLEVERBOT OFFICES,
    >Held hostage, why don't you email the poice?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:41 No.111623229
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    I believe in unicorns and dragons and ancient aliens.

    >mfw anyone could believe Quake 3 bots achieved peace by playing on an empty server for four years
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:42 No.111623291
    >>111622803
    Really? My clock only says 11:42
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:42 No.111623325
    >>111623229
    Well 4 years is a long time, if Quake AI really does function on a test/discard system. It's quite possible that every single tactic was discarded.
    >> Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl 09/27/11(Tue)02:44 No.111623458
    >>111621205
    Fuck off from 4chan you emoticon using faggot.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:45 No.111623468
    I remember playing Roblox and making an AI in Lua. When you said something it recognized, it would say something back. (Or, even funnier, kill the player, or send it to another place where the player can't escape from.)

    Basic if-then shit, but it astounded the people I played with.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:49 No.111623707
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    >>111623325
    But they aren't. Have you never modded quake 3?

    If you want AI to work, you place nodes for them throughout the level. They'll move towards nodes and take actions based on a list of tables that's about half as long as this thread.

    They don't become skynet.

    [spoilers]Also, a quake 3 server running for four years straight is as equally unbelievable. There is a good reason servers in general are rebooted often.[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:50 No.111623750
    User: I think I'm going to go to bed.

    Cleverbot: No you're not.

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: Or are you?

    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Goodnight.

    Cleverbot: Its still morning.

    User: Good morning, then.

    Cleverbot: How are you ?

    User: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SMART-ASS.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:50 No.111623785
    >>111623707
    nope
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:51 No.111623821
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    >>111623785
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:51 No.111623845
    >>111623707

    > what are repetitive memory leaks
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:54 No.111624006
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    >>111623707
    I don't like being the guy that goes all "HURR FAKE FAKE FAKE!" because, yea, sentient bots that choose peace is a cool idea.

    [/spoilers]But for fucks sake, at least pick a decent DM game like UT or HLDM.[/spoilers]
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:55 No.111624069
    >>111624006
    >fucked up spoiler tags twice in a row

    [spoilers]I'm just going to kill myself now[/spoliers]
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)02:55 No.111624073
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    >>111624006
    >Calling Quake 3 bad
    >> Sage 09/27/11(Tue)02:56 No.111624132
    >>111624069

    don't put an 's' at the end
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)03:02 No.111624486
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    >Hi.
    >Hi!
    >So what do you do for fun?
    >I lie
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)03:06 No.111624681
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    >>111624486
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)03:12 No.111625009
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    User: Herro.

    Cleverbot: Yeah herro.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Why do you wish to know?

    Cleverbot: Because I'm not a nasty person.

    User: Good point, but I don't think it's a good idea to tell my name to strangers.

    Cleverbot: To tell you your name? I wouldn't tell me my name either.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: I will not tell you.

    User: So we think the same way, eh?

    Cleverbot: Do you like me?

    User: How odd. Yes.

    Cleverbot: What is my name?

    User: You won't tell me your name.

    Cleverbot: Yes I did.

    User: When?

    Cleverbot: It was the fifth thing I told you.

    And the fifth thing he said was the response to me asking what his name was.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)03:13 No.111625056
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    >What do you think about religion?
    Cue waiting for 2 minutes. Eventually...
    >Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!

    Way to avoid the question.



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