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  • hi friends, let's chat!

    edit: THANKS FOR THE CHAT BROS <3

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    91 KB Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:29 No.111464143  
    Beta of the year award.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:30 No.111464221
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:31 No.111464344
    you seem to be on the wrong board op

    This is /v/
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:34 No.111464501
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

    I feel sorry for him, shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:35 No.111464607
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:35 No.111464613
    >I bought you a present

    I cringed.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:37 No.111464747
    Further proving that being a dumb asshole will get you covered in bitches
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:38 No.111464907
    >implying girls want a romance
    >implying they aren't attracted to assholes
    >trying to have serious conversation on someone's wall on fb
    Oh god why
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:39 No.111464927
    >What can I say? I'm a psychology major.

    Fuck you and everything about you.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:40 No.111465012
    >What can I say? I'm a psychology major.

    He deserved it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:41 No.111465074
    >>111465012
    >>111464927
    <3
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:41 No.111465095
    Misogyny general belongs to >>>/adv/
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:41 No.111465100
    >What can I say? I'm a psychology major.
    >mfw i'm a psych major

    please man just...
    just stop this.
    you're only making it harder for the rest of us.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:43 No.111465200
    >>111465095

    you must be new here
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:43 No.111465211
    Deserved it.

    Take it to /adv/.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:43 No.111465219
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    pic related
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:44 No.111465282
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    >>111464221

    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:45 No.111465375
    So much lulz were had. Goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:46 No.111465460
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    Oh man. That's the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time. He probably spent hours thinking of what to write and it turned out to be retarded.

    I think there's a lesson here: Be Cody. Don't be Betafag.

    And you idiots always wonder why you'll die alone.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:46 No.111465468
    >>111465100
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:47 No.111465535
    Yes yes, women in their youthful years will always go for the badass alpha that take shit from no one, playing guitar with his garage band and getting drunk at a friend's party every saturday night.


    Can we PLEASE discuss video games? Is it really that hard to make one more interesting than this shit?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:48 No.111465588
    >>111465468

    yeah.
    laugh it up.
    i'm sure you're a engineering major, and not currently living in your mothers basement?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:48 No.111465605
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    >>111465219

    This is the only picture Ive ever seen on /v/ that has actually made me angry. I hate women, so much.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:49 No.111465706
    >>111465605

    shut up betafag, women don't like you're 'HERRDERR IM SO SMART' faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:50 No.111465745
    >>111465535
    You can't possibly put the blame on the girl. That guy was fucking pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:50 No.111465761
    >>111465605

    yeah that pic makes no sense. he tells a girl he loves her and she acts like a prick. women these days.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:50 No.111465769
    >beta scrub thread
    He has nothing on this shit:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:51 No.111465858
    >>111465219
    Where's the Airman version?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:52 No.111465883
    >>111465588
    Nope. Physics major. U mad?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:52 No.111465896
    >>111465100

    Oh god, don't remind me how much I regret majoring in it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:53 No.111465969
    >>111465605
    Why? Because that's you there? Stop being a bitch. It's your own fault.
    >>111465706
    >you're
    Lost any argument or credibility you started with
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:53 No.111465981
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    >What can I say? I'm a psychology major.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:54 No.111465995
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    >>111465706
    i dont fucking care anymore, Ive tried to be a nice person, but they do nothing but treat me like shit.
    If a woman ever came at me with a fucking speech like that id make sure she knew exactly how much of a self centered whore she is for trying to justify why shes attracted to scum.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:54 No.111466010
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    Cody is awesome.
    >I'm no psychology major
    Oh man that must've burnt the other guy so badly.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:54 No.111466013
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    >>111465769

    Whatever that shit was, It scared me greatly.
    >> Real Life !DickgurL2c 09/25/11(Sun)16:54 No.111466036
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    >/v/ on the subway
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB8JIFams-4
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:54 No.111466038
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    >>111465883

    yes. i'm too stupid do any hard science and psych was the only thing that ever interested me.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:54 No.111466041
    >>111465969
    Someones having a bad day.
    Why're you so mad bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:54 No.111466052
    >>111465605

    You know it was written by a dude right?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:55 No.111466072
    >>111465219
    hahahah wow

    is it sad that I actually agreed with 90% of what the chick said? minus the animalistic part
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:56 No.111466163
    I have a friend exactly like this guy.
    Somebody writes something on Facebook and he writes a whole book under it about some stupid complicated shit nobody cares about.
    For example, I recently sent him a video that mocked gamescom visitors, and wrote something about different opinions and points of view in different societies in different times and stuff like this.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:56 No.111466172
    >>111465769

    What the fuck am I watching?

    Also I thought you was going to link this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:56 No.111466173
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    It just blows my mind how these bitches are blinded by their own sense of self entitlement

    Where's that farnsworth image when you need it
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:57 No.111466228
    >>111466041
    >make the point someone is a beta
    >LOLYUSOMADBRO
    So are you just in perpetual summer mode because you didn't go back to school this semester or something?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:57 No.111466253
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    Its like you guys think I enjoy posting ponys

    I do
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:58 No.111466256
    >>111465219
    Can someone post the edited version of this pic with the guy's response please
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:59 No.111466336
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    /v/

    Be better, not bitter.

    Peace.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)16:59 No.111466364
    >>111466072
    Because it's true man. Who wants their partner to just sit there and be submissive forever? Besides, you can't have angry makeup sex if you don't argue.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:00 No.111466398
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    >Doubles of the year award
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:01 No.111466467
    >>111466038
    Sorry. I feel bad now. I'm sure Psych isn't that bad.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:01 No.111466484
    I'd choose Cody too. He seems fun to hang around with.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:02 No.111466532
    >>111465969

    >grammar nazi wanna be

    There's a site full of people like you called reddit.com, you may wanna get out of here and join them.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:02 No.111466533
    Some people are just not ready to use facebook.

    Jesus Christ.
    >> Steve_A !V2iKHe9afI 09/25/11(Sun)17:02 No.111466542
    You guys need to learn how to be more socially perceptive.

    This is how SHE saw it:

    >Psychology major posts an essay on her status explaining her emotion feelings and why they have no relevance, only to say "to make you feel better I bought you a material object to win your affection"
    >Normal guy comes on and says in a totally platonic, friendly manner; "Keep your head up, have a smile when I get home, etc"
    >Her heart melts for the normal guy
    >Beta gets no attention

    This is how it works, guys. Stop being so fucking creepy.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:05 No.111466734
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    >>111466542
    >tripfag giving social advice
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:06 No.111466778
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    >>111466398
    Sorry, we're all out. No doubles today, Batman.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:06 No.111466783
    >>111466467

    Not that guy, but Psych is a mixed bag.

    It's not exciting, there's no studies like the Zimbardo prison study or the Milgram obedience study anymore because the field has been seized by NO FUN ALLOWED doctors.

    Vast majority of girls I've seen take it are looking to become "social workers," and only one in a class of a few hundred did an undergrad thesis at my university.

    It's pretty easy, unfortunately, and it really has a deserved reputation, in my experience of it.

    Other psych majors are welcome to offer different experiences, but I was quite disappointed by it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:07 No.111466831
    >>111466542

    So you're saying that the woman have ADD? That seems rather sexist of you.

    Welcome aboard sir
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:09 No.111466948
    >>111466467
    Different guy, I majored Chemistry, but Psych really can be more hard science, at least if you go into the more neurological and medicinal side of it. I mean, there's more than just the girls who take one class of it like that one guy said. But those girls in Psych classes are pretty fucking fine.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:09 No.111466951
    >Freshman year of college, sitting in my dorm, watching anime on my laptop
    >A knock at my door? What's this?
    >It's a girl
    >I tell her my roommate is out for the weekend
    >She introduces herself, explains that she and two other friends are borrowing the room across the hall
    >I see into the open dorm room behind her. One of her female friends waves at me
    >"Ok"
    >She starts asking a bunch of random questions
    >They turn into random personal questions
    >I try my best to answer while sweating bullets, why the hell is she interested in my hometown?
    >Going on 15 minutes now, officially the longest conversation I've had with a girl
    >"It's the weekend though, you have to have something planned, right?"
    >"Oh, n-nothing much..."
    >"You have to be bored just sitting in your room on a Saturday"
    >"Yeah, it-its fine"
    >"Well if you're bored and you want to come across the hall and hang out or something, that'd be fine with us..."
    >"Ok, ok thanksI'llkeepthatinmind"
    >close door
    >watch anime, punch myself in the dick for the next 3 hours

    happened to me, true story
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:09 No.111466953
    >>111466163
    no one gives a shit about you or your friend
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:10 No.111467016
    I believe I am a little more intelligent, or at least more mature than the average individual, but I still fail to see why anybody would behave like this in public comments. This just screams manchild.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:11 No.111467065
    >>111466953
    His post was related to the thread and not that bad of a read. Posts like that keep the thread alive much better than a one sentence offhand remark or something similar.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:11 No.111467090
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    >>111466951

    you don't like to party
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:11 No.111467116
    >>111466948
    What's chem like? I'm deciding whether to get a degree in Chemistry or Physics.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:12 No.111467175
    >>111466951

    you would have embarrassed your self any way
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:13 No.111467219
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    I've said it once and I've said it a thousand times.

    I'd rather live in complete loneliness than having to endure another shallow discussion or the madness of women in general.

    In a perfect world women would be dudes with tits and vaginas.

    Fucking many girls is just what society and the media imposed on you and /v/ takes advantage of this why do you think every vidya chick has a D cup and is slim and sporty as fuck as well as highly educated funny and with character.

    Whomever told us that whoever fucks the most women is the best man is a hack from 2000 years ago. I've stopped giving shits about women since all of them turned out to be utter biggots.

    Stop trying dudes. If you want to fuck pay a hooker. But that is not what you want now is it. This is why facebook is so successfull. You want people to know about it.

    I play vidya in order to calm down after work and I'll do this for the rest of my life.

    At a certain day I'll die and when I look back I'll smile because I made a difference. You will notice it but it won't be having my name attached to it.

    I don't give a fuck what you think. Not even what you think why I posted this.
    Inb4 self delusionist
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:13 No.111467240
    I wish I was smart /v/.
    I really fucking do.

    I'd major in engineering and tell everybody and start a business and make millions.

    But I'm stupid and I'm majoring in hospitality management.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:13 No.111467246
    >>111466951
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

    IF /v/ IS FILLED WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS I NEVER WISH TO RETURN
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:13 No.111467250
    Thank you /v/, you always make me feel alpha.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:14 No.111467321
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    >>111465769
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:15 No.111467338
    >>111466951

    Been in a few situations like that also

    My advice: GROUPS OF GIRLS LIKE TO SET UP SCHEMES ON LONELY VIRGINS BY TOYING WITH THEIR EMOTIONS,MONEY AND THEIR OBVIOUS BLUE BALLS! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE GET NEAR THOSE HARLOTS! YOUR LIFE WILL HAVE ONE LESS REGRET!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:15 No.111467340
    >>111467246
    don't worry I saw it on /a/ its pasta
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:15 No.111467354
    >>111466948
    Except that the hard part your talking about is neuro and not psych?

    Psych, which already has merit in my opinion, will become more interesting once we start figuring out explicitly the relationships between neuro and psych.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:15 No.111467369
    >>111467016
    >I believe I am a little more intelligent, or at least more mature than the average individual

    Saying that screams manchild.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:15 No.111467381
    >>111466951
    I remember you. From some thread sometime.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:16 No.111467415
    >>111467065
    Look at me shitting up this thread, replying to this post and waiting for a reply
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:16 No.111467424
    >>111464221
    >trying to hard to sound smart, sound pretentious as shit
    >when she doesn't reply, try to buy her affection
    >normal guy comes along, short and sweetly tells her to cheer up without sounding like a douche
    >act surprised when she goes for the normal guy and not you
    Haha.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:18 No.111467522
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    >>111467235
    I think of your mother in the same respect too

    So does your father
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:18 No.111467540
    Hahahaha oh my god that is so fucking painful to read. I bet he feels like total shit
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:19 No.111467620
    I can't even get myself to read what he wrote. I'm too embarrassed for him.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:19 No.111467633
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    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >>111465769
    >> Kill Whitey !30amlomBoI 09/25/11(Sun)17:20 No.111467689
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    Its too painful to find it funny, that dude man damn...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:20 No.111467730
    >>111466951
    Ouch bro. Ouch. Oh well, 3 more years of college eh?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:21 No.111467771
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    Just remember:

    Rape is the only way to show how much you care for her.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467821
    >>111467321
    Shiiiit, man. They really look like a scrabs.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467824
    >>111466951
    they wanted to have a giant group teasing/sex party
    >> The Laughing Man !!44J7Ny76jgJ 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467830
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    >What can I say? I'm a psychology major.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467850
    >>111465200
    LOL GUYS I BEEN HERE 1 YEAR DEM NEWFAGS RIGHT?!

    This board is for video games only. Go back to /b/, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467857
    And society continues to make steps backwards.
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    tl;dr

    Can I get a good summary of it?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467863
    >anon why dont you ever talk in class?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467866
    tl;dr, what happened?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:22 No.111467867
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    >women
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:23 No.111467876
    That psych major keeps talking as if the girl owes him something. It's not very generous to buy a gift for someone, if you're just going to rub it in with a phrase like "I even went and bought you a gift today".
    I'd like to distinguish the concept of a nice guy from someone who's being nice to get in bed with someone. This guy falls into the latter category, by far.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:23 No.111467880
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    >mfw people studying psych stay in nonage and just try and use half-baked understandings of basic psych to stroke their ego and seem smart
    Psychology is meant to understand people and in relation to the other sciences, the world we perceive and live in. These faggots take one intro course and use Piaget loosely to grovel at the feet of some soc. whore.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:23 No.111467939
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    When ever I lucking out with chicks I just ask myself

    What
    Would
    Squall
    Do?

    And I shit you not it has worked EVERY FUCKING TIME!

    Thank you Squall you are the Hitch of my mind
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:23 No.111467948
    >>111466951

    similar story with me
    >gather up courage
    >talk to girl
    >somehow manage to get her number and AIM screen name
    >we talk a bit on AIM
    >a few days later
    >look at phone
    >DELETE CONTACT
    >WHATTHEFUCKAMIDOING
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:24 No.111467966
    >>111467860
    >Guy tries to win girl over by being a pseudo intellectual
    >Doesn't work
    >Tries buying her something
    >Doesn't work
    >Some other guy just says feel better
    >Works
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    >>111467771
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:25 No.111468028
    >>111466172

    Ouch
    >> Reptile !znoCy8VzyE 09/25/11(Sun)17:25 No.111468042
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    >Guy makes long speech
    >Other guy goes like ''I'm not guy but heres what i have to say''
    >She goes like ''Oh i miss you other guy''
    >my fucking face when.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:25 No.111468072
    >>111467321
    yo, yo, yo...IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING!!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:27 No.111468159
    >>111465219

    Oh this one, the one where the girl redirects all the blame off herself in order to rationalize her foolish behavior and paint the man as somehow being guilty.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:27 No.111468195
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    FUCK THIS THREAD I'M OUTTA HERE
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:27 No.111468197
    Just started my undergrad in psychology, it seems for whatever reason people are very pretentious because they do psychology. Don't know why.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:27 No.111468203
    >>111467966

    Oh, well that sucks. Is it worth reading through? I started but stopped when I read "Psych major".
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:28 No.111468277
    >>111468203
    Waste of my life, read it if you want to cringe.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:28 No.111468281
    >>111464143
    >bought you a gift

    fucking hell,
    I cringed so hard.

    >2011
    >posting stupid faggot shit with bitchs via failbook
    >psycholololology major
    >ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:29 No.111468321
    Okay I admit, I'm with the bitch now. The guy is fucking annoying and pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:29 No.111468322
    >girl is feeling shit
    >retarded pseudointellectual thinks it's a good idea to use psychology and explain some random bullshit to cheer her up
    >girl is obviously not cheered up by this because it's a retarded thing to do
    >other guy comes and just says something nice
    >girl is cheered up

    What's wrong? Hell, nobody would feel happy if there some some faggot trying to sound intelligent and spouting shit while you're feeling down.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:29 No.111468348
    >>111466172

    Youtube Doubler edition.

    http://tinyurl.com/3vl5474
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:29 No.111468370
    >I'm no psychology major

    ahahahahahaha. The beta probably went blood red with embarrassment when he read that.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:30 No.111468447
    >>111467867
    Let it be known that the guy who got these texts beat the crap out of the guy who was fucking his girlfriend. With a bat.

    Well his car anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:30 No.111468456
    >>111467340
    No, that was me again. It gets a reaction so its not the first time I've told it

    >>111467730
    graduated last year. still haven't done any better
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:31 No.111468485
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    >>111465769
    hahaha wait so this is art but not video games ???? the fuck ?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:32 No.111468559
    >>111467235
    >>111467235
    >all of them turned out to be utter biggots.

    Honestly I went to an all 6th grade school. It was mostly populated by girls and guys would constantly get shit on. It didn't help that the ONLY male staff member was a fucking janitor.

    I remember this one time this girl harassed me. I thought to go swallow the nuts of her Dad. Despite months of reporting her constant harassment and even punching me in the dick when she felt like it.

    That one incident
    -Got me reported to the cops, they literally threw me in an interview room to lecture me on what I did.
    -Had a parent-teacher-counsler meeting where ALL my teachers, principle and guidance counselor got together and had a discussion about me being a chauvinist pig
    -Had me put into the lunch area for not being deemed "fit" to be around normal students, had to eat lunch with special ed kids

    It was that point on I fucking hated women
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:32 No.111468595
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:32 No.111468607
    >>111468348
    I cried.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:32 No.111468638
    >>111465219
    Geez, that was fucking harsh.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:34 No.111468761
    I fucking lol'd. Stupid beta faggots.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:34 No.111468820
    What can you expect from a guy that has an anime character for his facebook profile picture.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:34 No.111468823
    >>111467235
    I like what your wrote although your imagination gets the better of you. If you can make it real, make it happen.

    I fucking hate this gay earth anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:36 No.111468927
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    >>111468595
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:36 No.111468975
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    >>111468595
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:37 No.111469018
    >>111466256
    >>111466256
    >>111466256
    >>111466256
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:37 No.111469107
    >>111467235
    I've got something for you:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6xJ7q0YsL0
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:38 No.111469139
    >>111468761
    >ITT: betas and "alpha" (emphasis on the quotes) dipshit psuedointellectuals with deformed egos trying to prove themselves by saying stupid shit like you just did.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:38 No.111469194
    >>111464143
    Women like the one OP posted are stupid sluts without redeeming qualities. They deserve everything bad that happens to them. They are the ones who reject good men and hang out with worthless human beings.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:39 No.111469215
    >>111467235

    No you moron, you're supposed to procreate with women. That's why you find one that is gullible and stupid enough to be cowed into a lifetime of marriage.

    Fucking lots of girls may give you some paltry form of status, but it's a bad idea in the long run because you can't afford to raise kids with 10 different women.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:39 No.111469267
    >>111467939
    >at romantic location with hot chick
    >it's after midnight
    >she clearly wants to fuck
    >telling me all about her feelings and stuff
    >don't know what to say, think 'what would squall do'
    >tell her to talk to a wall
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:40 No.111469336
    >be having sex with a girl
    >realize midway that working on my spiral tower in minecraft is a lot more fulfilling
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:40 No.111469341
    >>111468559
    I hope you shat on all their collective doorsteps every day for years
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:40 No.111469358
    >>111469139

    Only fags use those terms because the best they can equate human behavior with is that of a dog.

    They may think they know how to be alpha but sure as hell don't know how to be a man.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:40 No.111469364
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KMOFIPxhnc

    Women in a nutshell.
    >> Hejibeats !androidYwg 09/25/11(Sun)17:41 No.111469394
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    At least the second guy said something nice that's why she was cheered up. Yeah, it would've been nice to not be an ADD bitch about it and just read and acknowledge his posts with a thanks and smiley face that's just ouch, man.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:41 No.111469409
    I'm sorry but as a female, it makes me cringe to see only purely douchebag and beta siders.
    I have been on dates with beta guys several times, and by god is it awful.
    I mean romance and sweetness is nice and all, but fuck me too much is too much.
    Being an indicisice overly emotional arse is not attractive, unless you're trying to get some ditsy 15 year old.
    Anyway, a total douchebag is a pain as well, I'd go for a MANLY MAN WITH MANLY FEELINGS WHO CRIED MANLY TEARS AT THE END OF COWBOY BEBOP.
    *cough* yeah.
    Education, wisdom and knowledge in general-sexy.
    Not being a wuss and being somewhat subtle with your feelings-sexy
    Knowing how to properly respect and treat a girl/lady/woman without seeming like a dribbling betafag? - fawking sexy stuff man.
    A man should know what he wants, reach for what he wants and have an equally amazing woman besides him.
    Now to end this completely out of context and unstructured silliness, goodnight.
    Stay safe and sane
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:41 No.111469443
    >>111465219
    >>111468595
    Wish I kept the other version with Airman
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:42 No.111469505
    >>111469215

    learn to use condoms
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:42 No.111469508
    >>111469409
    Women confirmed for not knowing what they want.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:42 No.111469509
    >>111468595
    I'm laughing far more than what is normally acceptable.
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v 09/25/11(Sun)17:42 No.111469512
    >>111469364
    >youtube video of a youtube video
    what
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:43 No.111469584
    >>111469409
    And what do you have to offer?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:44 No.111469634
    >>111465769
    >>111465769

    OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK AHHAHWERHWHERHWHRAHR
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:44 No.111469662
    >>111469508

    She's a woman, she never knows what she wants. They are creatures that are driven by instinct, not intellect.

    Of course she won't have the honesty to ever admit to such a thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:44 No.111469691
    >>111469409
    Sure is self entitled women in here.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:44 No.111469694
    >>111469584
    >a vagina

    dont you know the game?

    >game ncorps
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v 09/25/11(Sun)17:44 No.111469706
    >>111469409
    >equally amazing woman
    elaborate please.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:45 No.111469726
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    What can I say, I am a respected oldfag of 4chan imageboard, created by Reddit. I regularly visit Gaia, and I am a well respected internet celibrity and ponyfag. I create Sonic fan art and I regularly attend furry conventions. My favourite video games are Halo and CoD. I am one of the most respected people on the DEEEEP WEB and I am the best friend of moot.

    Please respond.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:45 No.111469735
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    >>111469267
    >Her reaction
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:45 No.111469746
    >>111469505

    Doesn't matter, it's still a waste of time and a poor investment to encourage that sort of behavior.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:45 No.111469777
    >>111469409
    >Knowing how to properly respect and treat a girl/lady/woman without seeming like a dribbling betafag?
    You mean "I want a guy who is a doormat but isn't pathetic enough to make me feel ashamed when other people see me with him"
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:46 No.111469802
    >>111469694
    Yeah, I don't give a fuck about that. Why commit myself just to have a constant supply of that.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:46 No.111469836
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    >>111466783
    It depends on what you want to do with that psych degree. If you are the stereotypical "I wanna be a social worker and help other emotional bitches", you will get the shit on the bottom of the spectrum. However, the people that go to doctorate and med school for clinical psych, research, or psychiatry, are usually just as smart and massive bros with the other science majors.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:46 No.111469851
    >>111469777
    That's what I heard.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:47 No.111469873
    >>111469777

    No, she doesn't want a doormat. She wants a man she can "tame" and then after she's conquered him, become bored with and throw away.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:47 No.111469901
    >>111464143
    Fuck Piaget and the constructivist shit spawned from him, most kids are self-entitled fucks that disrespect elders because of this fags theories.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:47 No.111469924
    I was exactly like this guy in high school. Mostly out of desperation to get laid.

    Hope that poor dude knows what he's in for.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:47 No.111469929
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    >I'll never find someone who's at the same level I am
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:47 No.111469940
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    >standing in hall
    >see girl I like walking up to me
    >she says hi
    >she asks me if I have any plans for the weekend
    >"No, I don't.. why?"
    >"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to do something.."
    >glow in my eyes
    >say "S-sure!" really loud
    >she laughs and said she was just kidding
    >her friends across the hall start laughing too
    >eyes start watering up
    >run to the bathroom
    >sit there for 45 minutes then go home
    >cry in shower
    Is this some giant prank to get people to embarrass themselves? Fuck you guys.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:47 No.111469941
    >never bother chasing women
    >do things that I enjoy instead
    >life is amazingly fuller
    >and so is my wallet
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:48 No.111469985
    >>111469508
    I'm not a woman and I can tell you what they want. They want someone who's confident, funny and attractive. The first two usually play a big part in the third. Betas can't be confident, and they can't really be funny because they're never comfortable around a woman. They might be beautiful guys but if they don't dress properly and flaunt what they got they'll not be attractive. Honestly, if you have to work on one thing, it's fucking CONFIDENCE. That's it. The rest comes naturally once you get that core trait.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:48 No.111469991
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    I find it amusing that women expect men to do everything and be perfect while they think that the simple fact of having a vagina makes them somewhat special.

    Stay classy, women.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:48 No.111469995
    One of my friends is kind of like you /v/ with women. He had no clue how to pick them up, how to approach them, and he's more attractive than me. I told him these tips over a facebook conversation, and he used them. Within a week a had a pretty attractive girl all over him, and he did so well with her that she spread rumors about him over campus, and hes now known as a stud.
    1) Women don't like jerks. They like the qualities that surround jerks. Confidence in your self, in your actions, in your future, in your mannerisms. Women don't want dependent men, they want independent men, ones who can be happy on their own. This doesn't mean that you act "alpha as fuck" this means you act nicely assertive. There's a difference.
    2) Personality trumps looks everytime. I asked women about this, and they've told me even though I'm not really attractive, because of my personality, I'm considered as attractive as other men I know who are waaayy more buff than me. Seriously. Men who look good but are nothing but boring and a blank slate are way worse off.
    3)This ties into personality. Humor is key. Get a woman crying with laughter and you already half way there. Knowing what kind of things make a woman laugh shows that your perceptive to her personality. Thankfully, I've mastered this. Its not hard either.
    4)Be the "best" of yourself. Don't lie about you strengths, but do your best to hide your weaknesses. Emphasis what you do best, in good taste of course. This also filters out women who aren't suited for your personality.
    Boom, its that simple.
    2)
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:48 No.111470003
    >>111469584
    Well firstly I'd love to point out that I didn't say I "deserve" such a man of sorts.

    Anyway what I could offer is long conversations, general joy of life and love for people, being a sort of artfag, an interest in pretty much anything, considerably low maintenance and whatever. And a pretty sweet hourglass figure
    Really I could offer what any other girl could - love.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:48 No.111470033
    >>111469940
    >not answering "No." immediately

    You walked into this shit. Never trust anyone in high school.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:48 No.111470043
    >girl posts some stupid shit about how their day went wrong
    person 1:OH SHIT WHATS WRONG
    person 2:DON'T BE SAD, U KNOW I LOVE U
    person 3:I WANNA BUY YOU SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP
    ...
    ...
    person57: C'MON GIRL, YOU'RE SMART AND ATTRACTIVE, YOU HAVE EVERYTHING, CHEER UP

    >guy posts something about how their day was wrong
    guy 1: stop bitching and man the fuck up.

    and not a single comment after that.

    polite sage for not vidya.
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v 09/25/11(Sun)17:49 No.111470073
    >>111469985
    this guy knows what he is talking about
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:49 No.111470087
    >>111469941
    if you know what you're doing, you're not really supposed to chase women, you're supposed to be cool and charismatic enough to get them to chase you
    >> Reptile !znoCy8VzyE 09/25/11(Sun)17:49 No.111470101
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    >>111469409

    >All women say that
    >They still stick to the asshole to makes her feel bad once in a while.

    Face it, a woman is a wierd complicated creature.

    They want attention, yet, if someone gives them that attention they friend zone him.

    They want to be treated as equals yet they date guys who end up cheating on them and not even being next to her when she needs him.

    They want to romance yet they stick to the guys who does nothing new to impress her.

    You women don't know what you want.

    inb4 hurt neckbeard i have been in enough relationships to understand how you work.

    Women are also shallow, that's okay with me because i'm not even ugly
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:49 No.111470118
    >>111470003
    You didn't say it. You implied it with the force of a thousand suns. I don't have enough greentext to tell you how much you implied you deserve a perfect man.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:49 No.111470124
    >>111469341
    >>111469341
    Seriously. You'd think I raped a bitch. The conference got me kicked out 10 minutes in so I literally DID not get to explain my side of anything.

    Not how she and her friends made me life hell
    Not how I reported her on an almost daily basis
    Not how those dyke bitch man hating teachers and principles didn't give two fucks
    Not how I was sexually assaulted
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:49 No.111470134
    >>111469985
    >I'm not a woman and I can tell you what they want

    Women in general can't tell what they want, and you expect us to believe that you possess some magical trait that gives you this information?

    Get bent, faggotron.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:49 No.111470147
    Why is /v/ so racist against women?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:50 No.111470183
    >>111470147
    >racist
    >against women

    If only women were a separate race.

    If ONLY.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:50 No.111470204
    >women
    >not becoming a butt pirate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:50 No.111470214
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    >Not treating women like this


    No seriously though, you betas sicken me. Omega master race.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:50 No.111470223
    >>111470183
    We need a sexist hitler.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:50 No.111470228
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    >>111469409

    Enjoy your hot blooded "man" taking out his frustrations by getting drunk and giving you the good ol' five across the face

    Oh but he so good to you when he sobered and there always the chance of changing him to be a level headed gentleman right?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:50 No.111470233
    >>111469985
    >working on attractiveness
    >like you can change how you were born

    sounds like a beta's advice to another beta
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:51 No.111470236
    >>111470003
    >considerably low maintenance
    why should any man "maintain" you?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:51 No.111470310
    >>111470087
    >supposed to put in unneeded effort to get bitches and whores to like me

    Explain to me all the reasons why this is necessary.

    And try not to use the tired "procreation" argument.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:52 No.111470328
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    ITT: Virgins posting generalizations of women
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:52 No.111470340
    Man, thread like this makes me glad I don't live in America.
    Life must be shitty there.
    I'm sorry for you.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:52 No.111470351
    >>111464143
    >>111464221

    Jesus Christ, talk about being an emotional tampon. I love how Cody strolls in and gets that bitch wet after that other guy's intellectual rambling.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:52 No.111470379
    >beta of the year
    >not beta bryson

    fuck you OP
    >> Reptile !znoCy8VzyE 09/25/11(Sun)17:52 No.111470397
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    >>111470214

    This guy knows his shit.

    They look like they don't like it but deep inside they love every single fucking second of it.
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v 09/25/11(Sun)17:52 No.111470412
    >>111470134
    Just because they don't know doesn't mean you can't know.
    all you really have to do is find out how to get her "addicted" to you
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:53 No.111470458
    >>111470214
    This.

    You have no idea how satisfying it is to actually do something like this.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:53 No.111470461
    >>111470223
    There's a problem though. To be someone like Hitler, you need some form of charisma, money somewhere down the line, and power. All three of those things attract sluts.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:53 No.111470484
    >>111470101
    This. It's so hypocritical.

    From my experience, women just tend to lie, expect you to look through it and behave according to this constantly.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:54 No.111470554
    >>111470310

    nigger did you not just read my the post you are replying to?

    in which it is said that even if you were interested in attracting women, you're not really supposed to "chase" them, but merely be normal and charismatic enough to get one interested in you on their own

    fucking aspies i swear
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:54 No.111470555
    >>111470412
    >get her "addicted" to you

    I already know how.

    It's called "money".
    >> SavedbyZero !!NGG/dIIYofy 09/25/11(Sun)17:54 No.111470567
    >>111469995
    >1) Women don't like jerks. They like the qualities that surround jerks.
    Contradiction but slightly true.
    >2) Personality trumps looks every time.
    Wrong.
    >3)This ties into personality. Humor is key.
    Yeah but you have to look good to be "funny" (See Dane Cook).
    >)Be the "best" of yourself. Don't lie about you strengths, but do your best to hide your weaknesses.
    Truth. Only one that is spot on. You have to lie to women and be good at it.

    Women are weird as fuck yo. They don't know what they want and can rationalize anything with little to no logical reason.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:54 No.111470574
    >>111467235
    >Image

    ...I've done that. I got to the top to find another guy there, he warned me that there was a bear lurking around.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:54 No.111470592
    I'm a girl and my boyfriend is the sweetest guy I ever met on /v/.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:55 No.111470640
    >>111470328
    I think your thumbnail is broken.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:55 No.111470663
    >>111470554
    You have yet to explain why I would have to do any of those things if I were interested in attracting women.

    You're right though. I hate aspies. It's a miracle I'm even dealing with your kind.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:55 No.111470667
    >>111470640
    Newfag general?
    >> Reptile !znoCy8VzyE 09/25/11(Sun)17:56 No.111470686
    >>111470484

    Just think of it this way. every time a woman talks to you, it's a fucking test, there is always a deeper meaning behind what she just said.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:56 No.111470731
    >>111470592
    And they were both fat ever after.

    The end.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:56 No.111470732
    >>111470214
    Yeah, this is basically what I started doing after my last girlfriend dumped me. Never compromise your own position just to help women out with anything. If it entails disadvantages for you, don't do shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:56 No.111470756
    >>111470567
    Personality trumps looks when you get to a certain level of attractiveness. A girl will take a funny above average man over a boring hot dude anyday.
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v 09/25/11(Sun)17:56 No.111470761
    >>111470686
    >women
    >deep meanings
    i don't think so tim
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:56 No.111470773
    more like arrogant sociology major award

    "no-one is on the level that i am"

    Trust me you dont' want to be in a relationship with anyone who feels this way
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:57 No.111470821
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    >>111469901
    His biggest issue is not addressing the fact that people do not grow up until after higher ed. most of the time, and even then, Kant speaks about the majority of mankind never coming out of nonage. It allows people to be ignorant while thinking they are matured, and as such, people latch onto it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:57 No.111470861
    >>111470412
    >find out how to get her "addicted" to you
    It's like drugs. She gets high a couple of times and then you deny more untill she comes begging.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:57 No.111470880
    >>111470214

    Never gets old
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:58 No.111470899
    >>111470214
    >friend sticks up for her obviously ugly friend
    >gets called ugly
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:58 No.111470901
    >>111470731
    >oh no a girl posting on /v/
    >SHE MUST BE FAT/UGLY/A SLUT/BITCH/CRAZY/WHORE

    guess why I'm in love with this guy and not you
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:58 No.111470941
    >>111470567
    >Dane Cook
    >Funny

    Pick one.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:58 No.111470959
    >>111470901
    how many dicks have you sucked?
    Be honest, you're anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111470973
    >>111470567
    it's a blend of personality and looks

    women get turned on to handsome men as much as men love beautiful women, but men with confident, approachable, and funny social persona (someone they want to be around) also can get women, and hot as well women too.
    >> Reptile !znoCy8VzyE 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111470995
    >>111470761

    I don't mean it like ''lol philosophy'' i mean like, she tells you something and expect you to KNOW what she is truly saying.

    Like.

    >Are you ok?
    >Yeah i'm fine
    >Okay then
    >WHY AREN'T YOU COMFORTING ME YOU PIG, MEN ARE ALL THE SAME, FUCKING BASTARDS
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111471008
    someone post that comic about equality in the work place with the dudes pubes
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111471029
    >>111470228
    Ever heard of:
    Getting fit
    Changing your hair do
    Changing your glasses
    Changing your clothes
    Working on your posture
    Cleaning up your teeth

    There's a lot of things that aren't fucking genetic that you can do to improve your appearance fuckwad
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111471031
    >>111470959
    zero
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111471037
    >>111470686
    I told my last girlfriend to fuck off if she isn't 100% honest with me and she still kept lying and lying. Hell, if I told her she was lying, she always found ways warped the whole situation to make me out to be an asshole. I know that not all women are like this, but god damn, you can't expect anybody to not walk away jaded from a terrible relationship.
    >> SavedbyZero !!NGG/dIIYofy 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111471048
    >>111470756
    Well, it takes A LOT of personality to keep a women for an average guy. If a hot guy has little personality women are willing to work with them a reach and get involved to get the guy in a relationship.

    That's where women are like men. They will go out of their way for an attractive man but want to be the judge with average/lesser men.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)17:59 No.111471061
    >>111470941

    That's probably why "funny" is in quotes like that. Also, women have terrible senses of humor, so even moreso considering that "funny" is all that matters, not Funny as in actual wit.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:00 No.111471070
    >>111470901
    Because he's willing to put more food on your plate than I am.
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v 09/25/11(Sun)18:00 No.111471106
    >>111470995
    oh god in that case I know exactly what you mean
    >are you okay?
    >im fine
    >are you sure? you don't seem it
    >im fine!
    >silent the whole day
    >next day
    >WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:00 No.111471115
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    You guys always talk about how women keep going after the same alpha douchebag extraordinaire, and yet you all do the EXACT same thing. You go after the same exact shallow whore with no personality, and get buttmad when you learn she's just as shallow as you.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:01 No.111471190
    >>111471070
    I'm the one who prepares the food when he sleeps over at my apartment.
    >> Reptile !znoCy8VzyE 09/25/11(Sun)18:01 No.111471194
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    >>111471037

    Bitches and whores man.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:01 No.111471206
    Do female humans even exist, besides my mom?

    I haven't seen one in a long time. I would think they must, but it's been so long I'm not sure anymore.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:01 No.111471221
    >>111470663You have yet to explain why I would have to do any of those things if I were interested in attracting women.

    >be nice, funny, sociable, and a generally cool guy to be around

    go outside and watch people interact

    you'll see some guys who dress like hood rats and are just barely not unattractive run around with 7/10's+
    simply because the girls like to be around them

    course, you would be more at risk of being friendzoned, but that's easy as fuck to avoid
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:01 No.111471241
    >>111471190
    and you haven't sucked his dick yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:01 No.111471247
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    >>111469995
    >These four vague pieces of advice helped my friend go from a socially awkward faggot to the school stud in a week.

    Yeah, sure thing buddy.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:02 No.111471279
    >>111471241
    I haven't.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:02 No.111471300
    >>111471115

    >Redheads

    Care to explain that part further?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:02 No.111471313
    >>111471279
    ...why.
    >> anonymous materials !tFEmguZ7Tg 09/25/11(Sun)18:02 No.111471320
    >>111471206
    most were wiped out by world war 3
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:03 No.111471333
    >>111471115
    This. My first girlfriend was a rape victim. Worst fucking year of my life. You MIGHT think that you're able to protect her, but sure as fucking hell she doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:03 No.111471355
    >>111471313
    cos I think it's gross and he's never shown any sign of wanting me to
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:03 No.111471374
    >>111471190
    I'm surprised there's enough room in your apartment for two of you.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:03 No.111471383
    >>111471115

    All women want men with those traits, the unattractive ones try to flavor themselves as being different in order the pick up the scraps.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:03 No.111471385
    >>111471115
    ...
    So according to your image we should never go after any woman? Since if she's into masculine things, she's horrible, but if she's not, she's a victim waiting to be saved.

    So.
    Suck cocks. I can agree with that.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:03 No.111471407
    I felt bad for the guy, but then I noticed that he's the slenderman, so now I don't.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:03 No.111471409
    >people in this thread saying "you mad" and variations of it
    Go back to /b/ please.
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v 09/25/11(Sun)18:04 No.111471468
    >>111471355
    >your boyfriend has never showed signs of him wanting you to suck his dick
    ...wow, really?
    have you done anything sexual
    >> Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)18:04 No.111471484
    Another ongoing misogyny thread

    We should just make this a daily general like the LoL and "Fighting games" ones.



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