k

sounds like a victory to me, that dude looks like a massive faggot.

>>111461217
didn't your parents ever teach you that it's rude to sage someone's thread? and thanks for voting for anthony fantano fag

>implying i can't just go and buy those exact clothes and put them on

>>111461302
yeah that's another thing. in order to be /fa/ you have to be gay or at least bisexual. being straight is going out of style and more and more kids are getting bullied for being straight.

>>111461357
chances are you're too ugly to pull that off, you'll just look like a tryhard. and you don't got the swag us /fa/ggots do

>>111461357

>Implying it'll be the same thing

It's like when a Jock makes a joke, then you repeat it, his joke and yours are the same, but everyone laughed at his, they just stare at yours and say "what an idiot".

I know this feeling ;_;

>you will never look like a dime a dozen anorexic rent boy.

I think I'll live.

The thumbnail made me think he was from a game, looks way too plastic.

>>111461217

Hey Launchpad, did you win elections and became Mayor of /v/?

How's Brother Einstein doing? No hard feelings?

>>111461473
like you know what i look like

I'd rather not have people's first impression of me be "I bet that boy sucks a mean cock".

/v/ is a fat neckbeard who has fun playing videogames with his friends

/fa/ is a fat neckbeard who buys fedoras and reads fashion magazines alone

Who is in a better position?

>>111461589
youre so mad you aint got the swag of a vacuum

I have an idea let's shitstorm /fa/ggots with video game graphic t-shirts and ask if they like it.

Dubsfag here.

Just remember /v/, you will never have doubles like these. Enjoy being an ugly singlefag who gets singles everyday.

>>111461548
just like how no one ever wears the same clothes right

>>111461802

>Doubles
>You have singles
HA

>>111461802
It was a good try, I'll give you that.

Let's see Paul Allen's post number.

>skinny belt
>shit hanging out of pocket
>shit shades
>not having some Hitler-youth/Stalin variation haircut
Good lord child, /fa/ has taught you nothing

>>111461775
>youre so mad you can't suck like a vacuum

I'm not even shitting you when I say that's what I thought I read at first.

>>111461827

You've never seen women fighting over finding someone else has the same dress they got?

Personally I curse to hell when I see someone wearing the same shirt I got, last Wednesday three guys at college had the same shirt I had.

>>111461900

>>111461143

judging by that picture you chose, I can see why you emigrated from /fa/

>>111461900
>>111461900
>>111461900

>>111461900

>>111461919
>implying i have no swag and can't think for myself like you

>Ugly
Maybe.

>loner
>not being able to buy the latest hot shit clothes

Lol no.

>>111461900
>>111461900
>>111461900
>>111461900

Got the blues, but also got them doubles.

>>111461143
>You'll never look like this.

Good, I don't want to look like a Faggot.

>>111461975
yeah but women are just crazy. you will never see a straight man care

/co/mrad here.

just remember /v/, you will never look like this. enjoy being an ugly loner who plays video games all day.

>>111461975
>In college
>Cares more about people's clothing than his grades

Everybody point and laugh at this faggot for flushing his education down the toilet.

Idiots should realize that those of us who choose to be loners don't give a fuck about these stuff. Then again, you're from /fa/. So yeah.

So you post this on /fit/, get roasted, and move to /v/ instead.. Is it really that necessary for you to try and justify looking like a faggot?

Hey op, how much do you charge for a blowjob?

Welp, it's called /fa/il for a reason.

/fa/ggot here.

just remember /v/, you will never look like this. enjoy being an ugly loner who plays video games all day.

>>111462094
>implying if that were actually true, you wouldn't have just posted a picture of yourself and not this shit /fa/ilure

>>111462320
I thought that /fa/ had a hard-on /fit/ and was always getting rejected

Hey guys since we're talking about other boards I have a question.

I'm trying to figure out the best way to lose some weight and I know /fit/ is the best place for that but I'm afraid of catching the gay.

What do?

CAAAN I BORROW A FEEELING

COULD YOU LEEEND ME A JAAAR OF LOOOVE

Sorry buddy. Im a practical man. Clothes are supposed to protect us from the elements, if thats what they do I dont care what they look like.

>>111462690
> I know /fit/ is the best place for that

>>111462690
By asking this question you prove you're already a faggot.
I'm sorry.

>>111462690
How can you ask about weight loss when Zyzz is dead?

>>111462364
i don't charge money for sex

>>111462748
and thinking like that is why you're on /v/. you're a weirdo.

>>111461143
>I will never look like some skinny white faggot who would get wrecked by any real nigga.

It feels so good to not be white.

>>111462987
You are also on /v/

Yeah /v/, you will never be this faggot.

But you will also never be John Carmack...

:(

No one looks like that, OP.
Not even the guy who's photo it belongs to looks like that.

Nice to know that everyone at /fa/ thinks perfection is obtainable.

>>111463025
lol why would you want to ''wreck'' someone anyway? stupid violent nigger trash.

>implying

>2011
>wearing clothes

jesus, /fa/ggots is right, who wears fucking clothes in this day and age? lrn2naked

>>111462987
So be it. Aint got time for superficial hoopla.

The guy in OPs pic looks like something directly ripped from a JRPG. That's not a good thing /fa/ggot.

>aviators
>Denim Shirt
>spiked hair with highlighted tips

You know what OP, I think I'm good actually.

>fashion

bitch please only faggots givew a fuck about fashion .

handsome people can make anything look good

also, I've seen how people from /fa/ look, you're not far from neckbeards

Good thing too.

I lift instead. I'd much rather be a /fit/fag who dresses how he wants and plays whatever vidya he wants than a just a normal /fa/g who judges other based on their lack of overpriced clothing when the fucking world economy is collapsing.

>be naturally beautiful
>anything I wear or do is automatically beautiful

Enjoy mediocrity, AFCs.

>>111463122
Wreck can mean a plethora of things you retarded /v/irgin. For example, you can wreck people using the vast amounts of currency you have, your status or social position, or just by stomping them in the nuts.

You are far too beta to realize this though and have only had people walk all over you all your life, so my best regards.

Yours truly

Alpha

PS

ur a faget

>>111462211
>>111462522
>>111462733
>>111462800
>>111463122
>>111463422

But OP, I'm not a homosexual.
Why would I dress like that?

> That feel when you won't be alive for the Cyber Renaissance fashion of 2027

>>111463617

>>111463617

>wont be alive in 2027

What are you, like 80?

>>111463704
cancer :(

>>111463617
16 years from now
unless you're like 50 I don't think so.

Protip - you can get a ton of pussy even if you are not very good looking, women merely see good looks as a bonus.

So whats the difference between being a lonely neckbeard and fabulous sexy boi?
Popularity? Never gave a shit, moreover it scares me.
Sex? I can fap this urge away any second.

>>111463552
>>111463552
>>111463552

For you, my man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REVl4skqqUg&feature=related

I bet I can look just as douchey

>>111463772

How to get girls:

1) Be tall and handsome

or

2) Have money so you can buy them things

or

3) Know how to dance

If you're not any of that, you can always try to be an entertaining funny person, but if you can't do that, I have some bad news for you...

>>111461143
He looks like a completely average dude. Enjoy thinking you're living up to high standards, dweller.

>>111463661
>>111463617

This looks fucking retarded, I don't want to be the fucking Count of Monte Cristo.

>>111463617
to be honest guys i think anon here is getting on at the 2012 end of the world prophercy.

>implying im not better looking than the average american

>>111463886
>1.2 mb

Yeah, you already do.

>>111464092

>>111463804
Homos like you are my favourite.

Friends?
>who needs friends when you have the internet
Sex?
>my hand is the same thing as touching and penetrating a woman's body

>MY LIFE IS FINE, IM SO HAPPY

You are such a pathetic bitch.

>>111463930
>not wanting to be the fucking count of monte cristo
>ISHYGDDT

>>111464092

:3

So this is one of those threads I keep hearing about where we aspire to receive consecutive digits in our post number, isn't it?

>>111461143
I prefer my rugged manbear look, thank you.

>>111463930
dude
it's the fucking Count of Monte Cristo.
who doesn't want lo look like him?

>>111463888
/fit/ here
none of those will get your girls
except money, but you don't want those girls anyway

what gets you girls is being alpha

u alpha /v/?

u alpha /fa/?

didn't think so

Blow it out your ass.

who need fashion when you have this

>>111464244
this guy right here

the count is the ideal man

have u niggas read the book

>>111464310
requesting rule 34 between /fit/ and /fa/ while /v/ jacks off and cries in the corner.

>>111464244
Me. Not remotely, I'd much rather look like this.

Fishburne, not the white dude.

>>111464358
>kid cuisine

Holy mother of all shit it's 1995 all over again.

>>111464358
I've always like the Jericho 941, the 92's recoil was a little too snappy for my taste, but that's the price you pay for a lighter weapon.

>>111464496
enjoy having your daughter doing porn and getting jizz on her hair

enjoy never recovering from that emotional trauma

enjoy being less cool than keanu reeves

keanu reeves dude

You forced my hand.

>>111464724
AWW SHIT PONY THREAD INCOMING

>Implying /fa/'s tripfags aren't the best looking tripfags on all of 4chan

>>111464310
As a hopeless gamma i'd like to say that i've been given so many pity fucks i'm set for life now.

Funny how the guy in the picture is a 7 at best with a tan and good clothing to hide his boring ass face.

Most of /fa/ are 4 out of 10 skinny nerds, I thought you betas would have more in common with /v/ hahaha.

/fa/ are neckbeards and skinny faggots trying to fix their million other issues with expensive fedoras and looking like ugly sadcunts in the process

clothes don't make the man

and /fit/ is the only good board

suck my dick bitches

>>111464858
and this is coming from a 4/10 midget.

>>111464672

>She said Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Sasha Grey inspired her to go into porn. She also said that she did it because she believes porn is a beautiful form of art and expression

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE RETARDED PORN IS NOT ART HOLY SHIT.

>Morpheus less cool than Neo.

hahaahahhaa

I'm the only one on this board who DOES enjoy it.

Everyone else here is really only playing video games to kill time until they're /fit/ enough to start getting pussy.
It's why they only play games with romance sidequests and/or rape mods.
Once the bitches roll in they'll probably never even touch a computer again and just use the internet on their phone like normal people.

>mfw I'm not a fat neckbeard, look good, and still play video games.

this is what /fa/ looks like


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABW9JPBLaM4&list=UUzOEJREOXANNXcFf2OP8hZg&index=4

>>111462690
Seriously, /v/ is the best place for that.
Those guys at /fit/ are 1000 ton permavirgins compared to us.
We live only on protein shakes and water and think everything else is too unhealthy.

>>111464858
>Implying most of /fa/ aren't actually 9/10 and won't touch the girls you lust after because they don't punch below their weight

You are right about /fit/
But fedoras?
Fucking bullshit /fa/ goes nowhere near those hideous things

>>111465104
WHAT IF there are people around who're not all about getting pussy.

>>111462690
READ THE FUCKING

STICKY

READ THE STICKY

READ IT

YOU FAGGOT

Frosted tips, aviators, dress shirt mostly undone, possibly italian.

Yep, that there's a faggot.

sage for faggot

>>111465278 this goes
Here >>111464903

>>111464310
The thing is, /v/'s definition of alpha is a guy who gets a lot of women.
Who is also a douchebag who just takes whatever he wants from other people (mostly women) and climbs to the top by knocking everyone else down beneath him.

girl here.

just remember /v/, /fa/ etc, if you stop playing video games or you've never play them, no matter what you do, you will never look like this. with the exception of being like this already, even before choosing to play or not to play. you see, it's a talent. or beauty, if you like. you may even play video games and be like op pic if you have it.

most boys are ugly and playing videogames instead of trying cover their own abomination by clothing (hi /fa/ggots!) is just a more philosophical way to live. you won't be popular anyway.

and if you want to know what you chances are then mark it:

if you are acceptable you are already popular! or even employed by some model agency. if you're not don't even think that "there will be your time"

>>111465294
Well there are a lot of gay people on /v/, but they're still all about getting sex, it's just not in pussy form.

But other than them it's just me.

>be a sexual tyrannosaurus
>see this thread
>not give a fuck about looking like a slack jawed faggot
>mfw

>>111465634
what the bloody fuck are you babbling about.
this is so fucking incoherent it hurts.

>>111465634
>most boys are ugly
yeah well
10% of you look good without make up

>>111465634
get of my fourchan you incoherent cunt

I just wear whatever feels comfortable, especially during the winter.

>>111465732
Sounds like pasta.
But the gist of it seems to be that if you aren't born beautiful then you have no chance to succeed no matter what.

>>111461143

>spending more than 100 on a single outfit

>>111465634

>girl here.

OPINION DISREGARDED

>>111465851
this is actually true - if you're a woman

an ugly dude can still get ridiculous amounts of quality pussy

>>>/fa/3758826
the average /fa/ggot

>>111465950

This.
Goddamn.

>>111461143
Fuck off, i don't care about what you think and this is not video games. Ponies and foreveralone threads etc. are bad enough, we don't need /fa/ggots coming in here and posting off topic shit about how they think they are actually cool/interesting. We don't actually care. The people in this thread who do care are 90% posters of more off-topic shit so this isn't a victory please leave.

So the only thing that /v/ won't do to get laid is dress like a faggot.
They'd kill their own grandmother and eat her flesh to get the approval of a girl, but not put on anything less manly than a lumberjack outfit.

Oh, who am I kidding? They wouldn't eat their grandmother's flesh. Too fattening. They'd just drink some water.

>Be slightly shy, but nice and polite.
>Somehow I find a girl that has the same interests as me.
>She thinks that I smell good, and thinks that I am cute.
>Mfw I am not such a beta after all.

>>111465634
Wait, so how are you personally dealing with the fact that you are also an ugly loser?

>implying any /fa/ggots even know how to dress

"hey guize am i /fa/ i bought a scarf at Banana"

>jeans
>wide assortment of plaid shirts, one or two polo shirts
>favorite jacket
>favorite shoes

All day, erry day.

>>111466191
no
you're still a beta

you just found a girl willing to settle with an inferior mate

good on you i guess

>>111465997
Actually it's the other way around.
The ugliest woman in the world could possibly sleep with the most attractive man, and he would have a hard time impressing her before she lets him.

Why? Because men's sole objective in life is pussy. Every man on earth wants to fuck every woman on Earth, therefore even the ugliest women can afford to have extremely high standards.

/fit/izen here.

just remember other boards, you will never look like this. enjoy being an ugly loner who plays video games all day. unless of course you get off you lazy ass and MAKE something of yourself.

>>111466191
You are beta
You're actually in a RELATIONSHIP.
EWW.

If you were alpha you'd be banging a dozen bitches per hour and not be tied down to one.

>>111466377

>implying inferior

He probably makes more dosh than "alphas" who waste their tuition on booze.

>>111466472

That something being a dead corpse.

>>111466377
>>111466524
You guys are funny. How does it feel to be an empty husk?

>>111466436
>>The ugliest woman in the world could possibly sleep with the most attractive man, and he would have a hard time impressing her before she lets him.

that's pure bullshit

>>111466614
Normal and socially acceptable.

How does it feel to be a fat lonely virgin?

And thank god for that

>>111466680
He has to run out of attractive women eventually.
He starts at the 10/10s and works his way down.

>>111463661
>>111464244
HNNNG I want 2027 to come.
Also
>Not wanting to look like the Count of Monte Cristo
Faggots, all of you.

>mfw the fucking VIDEO GAME BOARD's opinion on video games is "Stop playing them and go get some pussy you loser."

>>111466436

nah bro

it's like this

3/10 girl, regardless of personality - fucks ugly drunk dudes, dreams of edward from twilight, never gets the mate she wants

3/10 guy, alpha as fuck, magnetic personality, fucks 10/10 regularly, gets to choose mate

sure, any woman can get fucked by an ugly cunt if she wants to but then again it's not really just about the fucking for women

>>111466682
I don't know man. I am more chubby than fat. Plus my girlfriend can bake. Having a /ck/phile bake for you is great.

>>111466941
Well I hope you lardasses have a great time getting fat while I live on nothing but protein shakes and water like a normal person who gets pussy.

By the way she's cheating on you with 5 different alphas. One of them is black.

>>111466941

lol chubby
we men with well shaped buttocks from /fit/ scoff at you

you're a fat bastard
go lose some weight fatty

>>111467093
Ahahaha! Oh man that spoiler cracked me up. I bet off the internet you're quite the nice beta guy.