We awaken to find we have no songs to perform and a free schedule stretching out into eternity. I immediately set Johnny to begin producing and writing a song.

Wait
What?

Johnny opens up the papers to find the billboard 200 in the very back. He focuses on the top 20 artists. He wishes to one day be in the top 20. Look at how many they've sold. He imagines all that money.

>>111359755
What's with the nigga on the top right corner?

Johnny sits and wonders what he's done to deserve ridicule. All he wants to do is be famous.

After the abuse suffered at the hands of one of the most popular artists in the media right now, Johnny goes to the recording studio to finish up his track and let out his suicidal barely pubescant thoughts. After the session he cries and eyeliner goes in his coffee.

The first track to his album is completed. He calls it Heart Attack, the lyrics dealing with loss of faith and thoughts of suicide at the hands of the mainstream. It features heavy guitar distortion and screamed vocals.

It's released as a single, the cover depicting Johnny screaming into a microphone in a street crowded by people partying to the music. In the little you can see of his face you can see a tear falling from his eye, shifting the contrast of the happiness from the crowd and sadness from Johnny. In Johnny's pre-mature mind, being edgy makes you artistic.

Johnny then turns to a friend of his, and asks him where he should perform. The friend tells him he should busk the song he just wrote on the streets. Johnny grudgingly accepts, feeling slightly insulted. Next time he'll perform in a proper venue, Johnny swears. Next time.

The new reviews come in, one regarding the single. The review is mostly favourable. 3/5 star's isn't bad for a 13 year old. That's like 6/10, and imagine if the magazine was Pitchfork.

The single even hits number 20 on the top billboard 200. People will know Johnny's name now, or his band name, but it's a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll.

Go on~

The profits are by far and large favourable for the 13 year old. It should line his pockets more then five years of pocket money ever would.

The concert begins, or rather a busking session, and a large crowd gathers.

The busking session turnout is incredible.

http://www.mdickie.com/downloads.htm

1,300 dollars from one session of busking. Thats more then some people make in week, made with one song.

Don't stop.

45,400 in sales from the record equates to 13,000 in profit for Johnny. A plushy living for a thirteen year old.

M
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>>111362301
Oh god this guys game? I'm ready.

This time, a real venue! Johnny can barely hold his excitement in, causing his slit wrists to bleed uncontrollably everywhere while eyeliner falls in his coffee.

23 x 2 is not 38. But Johnny forgives the bank. The bank has money. Money is good. Johnny gets lots of it.

13 and performing in Night Clubs. This is what America does to the successful.

OH GOD THIS NIGGA
http://www.mdickie.com/about.htm

M Dickie Thread?

M Dickie Thread.

The crowd goes crazy while Johnny sings his song, the women throwing their bra's on stage for this boy in some strange pedophilic ritual while the men attempt to finger the girls which arent completely naked already. In the back two men cry, completely smothered in white makeup and black guyliner about how beautiful the lyrics are. They particually related to the stanza ''Why do your words hurt me so bad? I think I'll cut the pain away with papercuts from the insults you sent me''

Because they're faggots.

>>111363230

>the women throwing their bra's on stage for this boy in some strange pedophilic ritual while the men attempt to finger the girls which arent completely naked already.

Johnny walks away 1.1k richer from a night spent performing one song. He takes two groupies home that night and loses his virginity in true rockstar fashion.

Johnny's new paycheck comes through. Johnny is content that he is richer then all of his classmates at school. Even if they do think he likes dick and they ridicule his make-up.

Another week goes by without incident. The biggest excitement for Johnny was on a flamewar on his livejournal where he was defending the total awesomeness and self righteousness of satanism as a religion 666 devil XD XD because he's a 13 year old cunt.

But this lack of excitement has caused bad things to happen. Less people ask Johnny for autographs now.

Oh lord. Is that the wrestling engine that has several games with a variety of themes like prison and jesus?

I will never forget when Jesus told me to fuck off before he'll get nasty.

But he has not gone entirely un-noticed. He is called into a conference and promptly offered a record deal.

The deal offered being pitiful, Johnny attempts to argue to more acceptable terms. He waits a second before sending the bargain onwards to the manager to consider.

As the black man freaks out, two guards hold Johnny down on the table and pin him while a third slowly rams a chairleg into Johnny's asshole until Johnny agree's to sign the contract they originally gave him.

However, just before the deal is signed, the manager backs out, leaving Johnny in a mess of blood and eyeliner smudged tears, a chairleg slightly buried in his asshole. Johnny throws up and goes home, telling nobody about what happened.

The paycheck at the end of the week seems empty. Missing. Like his deep dark teenage soul.

>>111364527
What an asshole.

I hope you beat him up

isnt that shit a wrestling simulator?

>>111364843
Well, he sure beat up Johnny's asshole.

In other news, Johnny has a new track. He's called it Penetrate Me, dealing with how the music industry raped him. Some of it, such as the part with the chair leg, is true. But people dont know that.

With over 100k copies of his first single sold, Johnny knows it's time to release the second single. Penetrate Me hits the charts.

Heart Attack is certified 1/5'ths gold before being shelved

Johnny is offered to play both singles at a nightclub downtown. Johnny promptly breaks down in tears while singing verses from ITAOTS

The world loves hearing about little boys being abused.

The single debuts at #16 on the charts. Not bad.

16k. A lot of money for a young boy. Johnny considers picking up a drug habit. Cocaine sounds like fun.

The gig begins, and thirty girls have already stripped naked while trying to grab Johnny's dick. In the corner of the room a man rapes another woman while screaming the chorus ''PENETRATE ME YOU BETTER RAPE ME''

After a minute the woman sings along because women are whores. Johnny finished up the gig before going back to his car with a hooker who he proceeded to snort coke off of.

And of course, the snakes above want a taste of profit.

This shall be resolved over the course of a week or two. You have just tasted the first of 7 parts of the tale of Johnny.