>I want realism

Then why the fuck did you get Gears?

It's the liberal jewish agenda making itself known

>Read manly-tears

Nothing to see here folks

Gears is the farthest thing away from realism. Fun game, but anyone who takes it seriously is just dumb.

I don't mind the lack of realism but they just kinda said "SUP FAG GIRL GAMER CHARACTER HERE ENJOY!!"

Multiplayer used to be fun, now you have to search for real nades and good luck finding them while mr camp mc shotgun is around corners waiting.

I don't really like how they added the girls in either. The multiplayer was always SHOTGUN SHOTGUN.

It's fucking gears, though, so who cares?

>>111028923
>fun game

I'm only pissed because they added it as fanservice to fat womyn fucks and horny teens who want to jerk one off while playing.

>>111029032
I get what you're saying. It's not like Epic is even trying anymore. They're just trying to please the main demographic.

>>111029073
>Blonde white girl
>Black girl with black hair
>They both look like a pallet swap

More funny how they are more level headed than every other male.

>>111028549
Humans on Sera are on average a full foot taller than humans on earth AND THEY FUCKING WEAR CARS AS ARMOR

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CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!

could have at least added some muscle tone and awesome mid riff showing abs. and made her black
>that is my fetish

>>111029216
Also the hoard skin that woman.. In multiplayer it's confusing as fuck you think it's a COG because it's not a locust.

Was the Beta for GoW3 this bad in multiplayer? Seems like if you don't use the shotgun and hide you are fucked (unless you play against people who don't do that which is rare.

oh wait I noticed its a manly tears thread, I hope the mods don't ban me for posting in here

>>111029295

>black girl

She's dark but not black.

Sam is my waifu.

>>111029069
mad scrub detected

so what games DO you like?

all you ever say is negative

>>111028549
>Anya

She's only fighting because THERE IS NO ONE ELSE YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>111029423
No multiplayer is just dogshit.

Game was mediocre, glad I pirated this shit.

>>111029604

>confirmed for sucking

im gay and love cock
omnomnomnomnomnomnom
im the perfect height for cock
omnomnomnomnomnomnom

>mfw I agree with Manly Tears

At least the greentext I can agree with.

Isn't it the same chick from the first two games? It's not that she's capable of doing the same as the big muscle men that annoys me, it's that it completely ruined her characterization. She was just intel provider throughout the games, stayed away from the front lines (remember how she ran and hid in that cutscene in gears 1?) and was a love interest for Marcus.
But now she's suddenly some kind of badass amazon warrior with an attitude that kills big fucking aliens.

>>111029727
You're doing it wrong

>>111029727

In Gears 1 multiplayer seemed fun and balanced you spawned with nades and chainsawing was fun.

>Gears 3
>People can just back peddling easily away from you if you try to chainsaw
>People just 1 shot you with a shotgun despite taking a full clip to the face and a melee hit
>Only 2 good maps
>Team stacking and balance is broken (bots actually make the game even shitter)

Either it's a ping problem or hitbox problem it seems like shotgun autoaims on you if you free fire and I managed to get 3 kills random without trying with it.

Not sure why I paid for 3 month card, atleast hoard mode is fun.

Why would tubby girl gamers enjoy the inclusion of a character who is so clearly better looking than they are OP?

>>111029816
Gurl gamers kikin boyz azzes!1

>>111029295
Well this would make sense since they are females, though I haven't really seen any evidence of it.

Is Gears 3 actually worth buying?

>>111029990
I care, don't tell my hero to shut up.

>people complaining about shotguns in Gears
>all the Gears games have had OP shotguns
> they finally amp up assault rifles
>people still complaining about shotguns

I'll admit that the spread on the sawd-off is nasty, but it's not that hard to counter a guy camping with a shotty anymore. Seriously. Grenades and the digger are excellent for taking care of em.

Manly Manly Manly
Stop samefaggin', take off the trip, and then we can have a good discussion. Okay?

>>111030067
I would say if you enjoy co-op it's worth buying but the multiplayer is pretty bad but Hoard mode is ok and so is Beast mode.

>hey guys lets add a female character
>sure, but only if shes skinny blond eye candy
>but... shouldnt she be muscular, have scars, generally look like shes actually a soldier
>NO HOT BLOND LOL U GAY OR SUMFIN BRAH?
yeah fuck you epic

>>111030094
Yeah but now shotguns seem to suck into players and instantly kill them zero effort and people seem to be abusing it like crazy to the point nobody uses assault rifle on close range maps.

Talking about sawed off?

Was even more a problem in beta. Fucking sucks they didn't take it out.

>>111029906

>full clip

Just stop posting you faggot.

>>111030299

Don't listen to Manly tears. The multiplayer is good. The whole game is good.

I would say Dead island is better than Gears of war 3 and I didn't even play the second because it looked like a poor DLC addon for Gears 1.

(I liked Gears 1)

I thought she was added for the guys afraid of going hard gay for Burly Manass 3: Wow Nothing.

>>111029958

Girls always want to play some hot girl character. If they also included Gelbra the fat slob, I don't think any girl would play that character. I love how there are women out there who say they hate how girls are portrayed in video games, but wouldn't play anything but the hottest girl if given a choice.

>>111030438
So why does every single person use the shotgun if it's so balanced?

OP doesn't know about adrenaline or willpower

the Human race is all but doomed
If you can't suck it up and just do it, you die

>manly tears
>discussing vidya

I guess putting a b& on "viraI" worked...

>>111030405

Well yaa, sawed of take no effort to use. If a player isn't paying attention and runs past a corner with someone waiting with it, they are fucked. All you gotta do with it is face and fire and be a meter from the guy.

Hey manly.

>Manly
>Making a thread about video games

You know what?...

That's okay. Just keep doing this and you're gold.

>>111030595
Wrong dox bro here.

>>111028549
Herp derp the creator of gears of war has always wanted to have girl characters. It is only recently the designers have added them.

The coop multiplayer elements like Horde and Beast mode are great, so is coop campaign. I''ve never liked competitive Gears multiplayer but that's just me.

>>111030334
Anya worked in intel her whole life and only recently joined the frontlines. Bernie has been a soldier for longer.

>>111030559

Because there are a lot of people who enjoy being that close, or maybe some are just to used to Gears 2. I have no problem getting any kills with the assault rifles and shotguns.

>>111030701

If they have always wanted to add a female character you would think they would have put some more thought into it than "hurr derp blond hot skinny girl"

Soundin awfully sexist in this topic

is it still 1980?

>>111030595
I can see how you could get a name and address, but how the fuck do these people get phone numbers?

>>111030299
Give them a few weeks or whatever they'll nerf the Sawed off. And if you remember anything about the first week or so of multiplayer people will usually calm down about shit like the Reach beta and the mini-nuke grenades

I haven't picked up the game though, I'm saving that money right now for Rage

lolol LEGUN GO GET THEM TRIPFAGS LOL

I liked Anya.

>>111030651
>5'10"
Negative. More like 5'4".

>>111028549
>>111030808
Who is more appealing the blond girl or the sheman?

Where's Gears of War 2 and 3 for PC? Fucking Epic.

Don't even complain about the shit in the game, at least you can play it.

>>111030412
Yeah it's pretty bullshit but the other shotgun isn't so bad.

Does no one remember that Anya is a dispatcher turned soldier due to lack of anyone fucking else? Or do people not care?

>>111030862

They had plenty of time to nerf anything during the beta. All they did to the sawed off was change that big ass rectangle reticle to a dot.

>>111030976
>Where's Gears of War 2 and 3 for PC?
You're fucking kidding right?
1 was terrible and sold like shit on the PC, it's a bad game. If you really want to play them, wait for windows 8.

you people actually though blockheads at war would be anything but generic kiddie console trash with MAREENS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN8KR2CJmlE#t=4m37s

General?

>>111030915
Bernie's not a she-man, she's just old.

I read the novel "Jacinto's Remnant" just cause. She is a really loveable character.

>>111030809
Maybe if she was a butch dike lesbian I wouldn't have a problem with it.

"GURLS CAN DO ANYTHING A GUY CAN!"

nope that's why they get paid less, they should have added a Buck angel type of woman for realism.

Dom ;_;

Dom Dies

That Skinny Whore wasn't put in because of tubby girlz, jewz, or niggarz. She was put in because THAT is Karren Traviss's character and her style. When I heard that she was made the lead writer of Gears of War 3 I said, "glad she's gone from Star Wars... but I'm sad she's gone to gears...". She's notorious for Mary Sue's of all sexes in her books among many other things.

I don't know just how much she's fucked up the GOW story (she's been writing a few books for it already) but I'm glad at least some people are sensing something off about GOW3.

Karen Traviss. Know her. Fear her. Hate her. Before it's too late...

You having a problem with shotguns OP? I find myself Retro Lancerin' and Hammerburstin' down the faggots before they get too close.

The sawn off is only annoying if you don't see it coming. It helps being a paranoid fuck and playing with friends too.

>>111031206

Ohhhh man really.

damn you. I never would of guessed. Man you where fast to give that information out. And In a gears thread too! DAMN! You a cold nigger.

>>111030915

I'm not trying to masturbate to one of them though, I just want a small amount of fucking logic in my game.

>>111031095
Gears 1 was a good game...

Also, games like that don't really work unless you've got your PC hooked up to your TV and are using a controller. It just feels odd otherwise.

>>111031101
hey just because you suck ass doesn't mean it's a bad game

>Mad World
>Dom Dies
the fuck man ;_;

>>111031084
Do you people seriously believe MS is going to allow Windows 8 Pc's to play 360 games? That's just a rumor and that'd be ridiculous if you seriously think they're going to cut their own console (which is currently selling well) at the knees like that.

>>111031225
>Dom dies from falling over
>"Don't worry hun mom's are tough"
>Kills every single locust in one shot

Roll credits

>>111031101
Your sentence makes no sense friend, reformulate it into something comprehensible.

>>111031192
Did you get dumped by a dyke, recently, MT?

This animosity towards strong, independent women seems to be coming right out of left field.

Yo manly tears why don't you play garrys mod anymore. Come on a TTT server and random people. Shit's funny.

>>111031484
How can I get dumped when I only have 1 night stands autist?

>About to type a serious reply
>Manly Tears

I heard the GoW3 campaign is really short

>the multiplayer was utterly ruined
>1 shot corner camp shotgun fest

I think you're talking about gears 1 there buddy. Gears 3 actually gives you a chance if you don't feel like being a spawn-rushing shotgun whore.

>>111031337
>PC hooked up to your TV and are using a controller
Yeah, it's a console game. All down to personal opinion I guess, but I thought kill switch did the chest high walls thing a lot better back in the day. I felt gears was just too easy and had nothing new to show. Opinions etc.

Glad you liked it though, not many pc gamers did.

>>111031567
Banned on pretty much every single server and I managed to get Gmod on an alt for free but the game looks like shit without CS:S.

>>111031274

Hammerburst got fucking raped in gears 3. Mag count needs to be upped or its damage needs to be put back in place.

You can't always take out your rifle and slowly peek around a corner. Sometimes, like in Overpass top and Mercy chapel, you have to get in close. This is where the fucking ridiculous brokenness of the sawed off shows. Easiest gun to use too.

>>111031577

Do you have to be quiet so your parents don't hear?

Didn't you literally push flaming tire-less cars around in the first game? Everyone in GoW is stupidly action-hero strong. It's a fucking video game. Why are you only bitching now that the girl does it too?

>>111031295
Judging by your spelling and grammar, the fact that you're a namefag, that shitty anime picture you posted, and the fact that you play Tears of Bore it sounds like you're a faggot. amirite?

>>111031747
You know I live in a flat right?

>Playing as Cole
>Try to get higher ground on a playset in a playgroud
>"Action prompt?"
>mfw Cole instantly became my favorite character
>mfw I have no face.

>>111031586
three times Black Ops campaign lenght. not too long but not short either. just set the game to a higher difficulty if you want more out of your game.

>>111031821
Because Dom and Marcus look like they could do that.

>>111030299
>Hoard mode
>Hoard

>>111031596

Nope, sawed off makes it feel like that. Hburst is nerfed and Retro is hit or miss. Haven't tried Lancer much.

Does Cole make a reference to the ColeTrain baby in Gears 3?

If yes, confirmed for GOTY.

>>111031577
Clearly she came to terms with her latent sexuality during your canoodling.

I say "she" with some degree of irony because a man of your height could not possibly have managed to enter a woman while being in a fortunate enough position to see her face. It is extremely likely that you entered the belly fold of a fat /v/irgin male with moobs rather than a dykian mare.

>>111031658
Chronic trolling syndrome. I have that too bro. I just can't stop man, i hate people so much that i have to ruin either conversations or games. It is a problem.

Permanantly banned from half of the gmod servers.
Banned from all neotokyo servers.
Banned from team fortress 2 servers.

Shit's gotta stop man. I guess i'm just bored with games.

Don't even know why I even have a mic considering nobody else uses them in multiplayer.

>French guy talking gibberish
>Little kid cussing through static

>>111031978
I like how you walk up to the truck and you can put the Baseball cap on back to front of to the front but nobody else can wear it but Cole.

Dom dies in a forced overly melodramatic scene.

>annon makes serious gears 3 thread >>111031047
>"Fuck off faggot"

>bitchy trip fag makes gears 3 thread
>88 posts and 15 image replies

>>111031939
it's really not that hard to kill people that have the saw off

>>111029073
>Implying gears fans weren't already jerking it to the steroid injected generic bald SPACE MARINES already

So with all of the emphasis being on Anya being blonde, I'm guessing there'd be much less bitching if she were a redhead.

>>111031978

No, but he slides down a kiddy slide.

>>111032078
>Neo tokyo

All that effort and the game still turned out to be a boring CS:S wannabe with ching chong graphics.

>>111032155
People like bitching about Gears. I don't really care for the game myself to be honest, but I'll play Horde mode with some bros.

>>111032155
Because MT is an E-celebrity

>>111032114
really ? this felt more forced to you than '' MAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' ?
and his death didn't feel forced to me at all, you could see that one coming from a mile away.

DOES CARMINE LIVE?

I MUST KNOW!

>>111032313
Shepard is male unless you are closet homosex.

>>111032415
Pretty sure he does but I am only at chapter 3, I don't understand why insane difficulty isn't an option at the start.

>Skinny whore who was only added because the tubby gurl gamerz bitched and moaned

read the comics, dipshit.

>>111032415
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Yk8Kkn_14

Manly, is it true that you're a mod?

>>111032631
No I am not a mod but I should be.

The multiplayer sound like a typical AAA title these days. No skill u dead and nothing u can do about it LOLOLOL I SKILL.

>>111032604
>comic

wut

Wait wait wait. Is /v/ having an actual discussion with the small MT?

Quentin is superior to Manly Tears. Why?

>Quentin
Creates threads using well put together comics that makes it seem as if he's truly serious

>Manly tears
Creates shitty MS Paint comics pretending to be anons who worship him. Randomly enters threads just to say "lol ur gaem sux". No one really cares about him.

>Quentin
Invented one of the most well used meme's on /v/. ISHYGDDT

>Manly Tears
Created nothing


>Quentin
Very appearance derails a thread to 404

>Manly tears
People just ignore him now. He's stale
Manly tears, are you even trying?

>>111032875
Pretty much

>That feel when you enjoyed Gears 1 MP but hated Gears 2's and the beta for 3

Could of gave me a reason to go back on my 360 again, fuck you and that day 1 DLC rape as well Cliffy B

It makes sense that midget tears would be a fan of casual faggotry

Manly, as a fellow Britfag and a Semi-Xbro, is Gears 3 worth my £40?

>>111032941
someone should probably archive this

>>111032875

Yeah. I was super pumped for this game, but now after playing it they really fucked it up. Hammerburst and Lancer take forever to down people without perfect active reload, Gnasher has shit hit detection (or the private servers for ranked wasn't actually true) and sawed off takes out all skill that close battles had.

>>111032962
>caring about tripfags
>implying that "I seriously hope you don't do this meme" isn't one of the shittiest memes in existence and proves tripfags superiority complex
>implying you aren't Quinton

>>111032962
Don't forget, I think Quentin is American, and we all know MT is a filthy europoor. Also, he's only three feet tall in person.

I was all for Carmine living.

But to see Dom go like that...Carmine should have been driving that truck.

That's consoletrash and modern Epic for you.

>playing king of the hill, tied at 1-1, my team has a square of 125 and have just secured the last cap zone while the other team has a score of 146
>taking cover behind wall with my longshot
>pull off a no scope headshot round around the corner
>another guy comes running towards me with shotgun while I fuck up my active reload
>out of fucking nowhere my teammate charges into him with bayonet saving me
>3 more enemies run towards our position
>one of my teammates gets shotgunned to fuck
>I get downed while still in the cap zone
>The 3 guys approaching me are about to kill me off and secure the last few points, winning the game
>Out of fucking nowhere one of my teammates from across the map fires a boomshot round taking out all 3 enemies and saving the fucking game
>Funny sounding black dude on chat starts screaming "AW FUCK YEAH NIGGAH TRIPLE KILL"

Yeah, I'm enjoying this game.

>>111033152
>Americans
>calling anyone else poor
>China's face when

>>111032270
They're ground infantry, only Hoffman is bald, because he's an old man. Cole is shaven in Gears 3 however.

>>111032962
Hi Quentin.


>>111033076
Co-op itself is great but multiplayer is just not balanced worth a shit at the moment to be good, if you're playing against low skiller babbies it's fine because they don't know any better to use OP shit.

If you don't have Dead island you should get that instead, I spent 30 hours on that.

Manly tears you're a faggot now.

Trip fags hero is now a little bitch.


Shame

>>111033238
Anally anguished europoor detected.

>>111033307
>likes dead island

Manly tears in


The biggest faggot who ever lived

>>111033307

ahhhhhhh little fag mad someone is better then he is.

Its kinda cute. You should put more time in your material. It would be so much better

>>111033122
getting perfect active reload is not that hard after you practice it enough i do it with out thinking about it now

hurr durr murp xd
im a trip fag

>>111033122
>Shotgun vs Shotgun = random
>Corner camp vs anyone = no chance ever even when rolling

>>111033453
It's a buggy piece of shit but it's fun in co-op.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3SKzLVeOXk

>>111033347
>insult America
>Amerifat automatically assumes I'm European

You are hated in more than just Europe, Amerifat.

>>111033574

I don't have trouble nailing it, but it requires you to dump your ammo beforehand and not having it right away puts you at a massive disadvantage.

>>111033696
So you're from one of those countries no one cares about? How is that going for you?

Call of duty is better than anything you guys can mention.

>>111033627
Doesn't matter

You still have a huge ego and act like you know everything.

And to think I looked up to you

I felt kind of sorry for Chariman Prescott, I was expecting some kind of other justification for his actions than him just being a dick.

>>111033696
why would it matter? Europe is the only place that even has an argument that they aren't shit compared to us. stay jelly

>>111033627
>Shotgun vs Shotgun = random
no its not you have to actually aim

>Corner camp vs anyone = no chance ever even when rolling
thats why you need to keep alert so you people dont sneak up on you

If she were muscular and rugged, as she should be, you would cry 'LESBIAN BITCH FEMINISM' and 'LOL UGLY WHORE'.

>>111033931
Actually aiming is a death sentence just try it close range.

>Peek round a corner unload right into someones belly
>They roll and 1 shot you by not aiming

Also most of the time people only sneak up because the team does not teamwork for shit.

>LOL TIEM 2 RAMBO!

>>111033696

Well brah, if you're note from Yurop or Amerifat, then you can be guaran-fucking-teed that the rest of the world hates you.

>buy the Epic Edition
>have fun playing with bros
umad?

>>111034006
This right here.

>>111034068
Shut the fuck up already man.

Just stop, you complain about teamwork, then make some fucking friends and quit bitching.

Then form a fucking team and kick ass, but you obviously hate everything except shitty games.

Fucking check em cunt bags

Lol look at those related videos. Rose?

Looks like manly is stalking her then.

>playing a gay game

>people not saging

WHAAAT

>>111033931

Sawed off takes no aiming and Gnasher has poor hit detection. Even directly aiming at people a couple feet away and seeing every pellet go into them nothing happens, with another shot too.

Corner camp with sawed off is basically holding an area with a power weapon. You need one to get him off that fucking corner at least.

>Gears
>taking itself seriously

>>111034296
>Make some friends in Gears
>Nobody but me uses a mic
>Nobody can follow simple instructions because their ADD riddled bodies can't cope with authority

Doubt that's gonna happen bud and most of my friends don't play console rootum tootum shootums.

>>111034508
lol no friended faggot

NO

>>111034663
>sages videogames

>>111034068
>People keep killing me, therefore the game must be at fault
ISHYGDDT

>>111034508
>Don't use a mic
>Can't hear other mics

>>111034803
I have no problem dying but when every kill is sawn off shotgun... and the same tactic that you can't avoid unless you camped also.

>>111034906
Why you stalking rose tears? Why is there three videos in your related section?

>>111034962
Was spam bombing her videos, not sure why it's on related.

ALL ABOARD THE COLE TRAIN BABY, YEAH!

OP is right. She should be a female bodybuilder, full of roids and with a man jaw.

>Mfw everyone on Gears uses roids except the her

Well i'll be buggered. Manly is talking about videogames.

HAY GUIS LOOK AT ME IM SO EDGY AND I DONT LIKE GEARS OF WAR HEY GIVE ME ATTENTION LOOK IM SO HANDSOM ARNT I XDDD

>>111035102

Marcus isnt even ripped, he seems to be just fat, like those gay bears.

Considering Gears 2 was atrocious did you really expect any different? The game was riddled with imbalance and clunkiness.

Gears 1 was fantastic, though, balanced maps, fun gun-play and great flow of combat.

buyers remorse general? the story is shit, the gameplay is shit, hurr durr played on highest diffuctly but is still seems causal, the dramatic moments are shit, fuck why did I buy with other games out....Yes I Mad
the only good thing isSAM

>>111035240

3 > 1 > 2

>>111035424

Good fuck no, 1 > 3 > 2. 3 is marginally better than 2, but holy shit, I just want to play Gears 1 again. Fun, balanced and took some skill.

>>111032962
Manly created Viral and ralph pls go. Fuck off.

>>111032962

As usual, I'll say, nobody has any idea who "quentin" is.

stop changing your trip many. you do it in such a short time span its hard to keep up.

>>111032962
http://www.lurkmore.com/wiki/List_of_notable_namefags_and_tripfags

>CTRL + F quentin
>CTRL + F manly tears

Horde and Beast mode are great. Everything else is a shotgun camp fest.

>>111035306
>Insane not unlocked on first play through.

Hard isn't even that hard for fuck sake.

gears 1 had a fairly unique pace and feel to firefights that will never be captured by another gears game again

> The fuck epic? and it seems like the Multiplayer was utterly ruined considering it's a 1 shot corner camp shotgun fest where you gib every time you turn a corner.

So is EXACTLY like Gears 2? I am glad i skipped this one then.