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>>110181339

ramen noodles

I used to have no job I had to sit on my moms garage.... It felt like shit. Thankfully I went to god to help me back up.

>>110181861
4/10 not bad

>>110181861
I used to have no job I had to sit on my moms garage

>no job I had to sit on my moms garage
>I had to sit on my moms garage
>Sit on my moms garage.

What is this? I don't even.

>>110181861
>2011
>god

laughingwhores.jpg

>>110181339
Not for education, employment nor training uh?
You are worthless scum, i hope you die in pain stupid faggot

>NEET
>/v/

oh wow, what a thread this is

school debt of over $30,000

no job

no job experience

im fucked, aren't I?

>>110182068
>>110182068

What does Neet mean?
I've seen it before in anime, but am still fucking clueless. I thought I knew everything about the internet.

>>110182288
Not in Employment, Education, or Training.

Basically chillin in da basement.

>>110182288
>NEET is a government acronym for people currently "not in education, employment, or training"

its called google...use it

;_;

>>110182068

I'm assuming he means he used to look after it. Like house-sitting.

>>110182223
I'm in those shoes, anon.
Everyone wants experience, saying that 4 years of college isn't experience.

Fuck them, I am NOT working somewhere at the bottom where my boss could be a high school drop out who is younger than me

What if you're in all of them; a job, school, and training? Am I now...
ELEET???

>>110182223
college debt over $100,000
no job
no experience
no drivers license
no social skills

No matter how fucked you are, I am more fucked.

/v/ i need help. i dont want to work or go to college anymore

how can i abuse the american disability system to get money for sitting on my ass? doesnt have to be a lot of money, just enough to get by. i can get the rest from selling drugs out of my house

What video games have you NEET/hikkis played recently? :3

>>110183026
Playing lots of LOL. Working my way slowly through Eternal Sonata. I can only take a few hours of that game at a time.

>>110182953
well, you have an education though. right?

>>110182860

>out of college and still has never had a job

wow faggot get off your pedestal and do something. everyone starts at the fucking bottom, everybody. and if your parents let you get away with that shit all your life they are just as big a faggot as you

>Had job
>Job was awful
>Leave job
>Have no job and educating myself in electronic engineering in spare time
>Saved $20000 ish to get me by

Dont have the most cash in the world, but damn! Feels 100 times better man.

What happens when your parents die and you blow all their money from the will?

>Be NEET
>Totally given up on life
>Mooch of parents
>Buy vidya with taxpayer money

I'd be full hikikomori if I didn't go out to buy games.

>>110183366

Same as before as I live forever alone

>>110183391
Why not just pirate them?

>>110183180
I will. I'm in my final semester. I only went to college so I wouldn't have to get a job.

>>110182223
Hey me

>>110183391
>buys games
you must be new at this
hahahaha

>>110183538

I like having a collection, not like it's my money anyway.

I've masturbated 4 times today and not showered can anyone beat this?

>>110183183
Protip: You need good work references and a good year or two work experience to even volunteer at a soup kitchen, or picking up trash.

>>110183026
I finished Persona 4 recently. It felt nice pretending to have friends.

>on academic probation
>unsure of major
>classes starting next week
>not registered for school
>too anxious to go to counselor

How fucked am I?
Should I just go to the counselor tommorrow?

>>110181339
Fun Fact: In Japan I'm not considered a NEET because I'm retiling my parents bathroom and painting the house in lieu of rent.

>>110183696

I don't shower or even get dressed for sometimes a full week and I masturbate at least 3 times a day.

Did somebody say NEET?

>>110183696

I masturbated five times today but one of them was in the shower

Temporary NEET reporting in.
I'm on a leave of absence from uni, does that count?

>>110183719

no.. no you don't

go around to every fast food joint and supermarket you will find a position

>>110183696

well i haven't washed my pants in over six months if it makes you feel any better. my excuse is fashion. also i just checked my bank statement and i've spent more money on beer this past month than i have on food. i've actually spent almost as much on beer as rent.

>>110184000
i masturbated my entire life since the age of 20 and i am now 30; i have additionally never showered or worn clothes. because of this my dick has become more of a three-foot tumor-fungus that spews wart-blood onto my legs and stomach. several pouches of odd vegetables are growing across my testicle; sometime while this was all happening they merged together or rotted together

top that.

>>110184152

nah not really. being a neet is a long term commitment

you will never be as cool as us

I envy those of you who masturbate several times a day. On really good days, I'll do it maybe twice. On most days, it'll be once or less. I worry about my testosterone or whatever.

>best friend is NEET
>refuses to go out for anything besides getting money from parents
>I bring her food once a week
>worried about what she'll do when her parents die

Pretty shitty deal, bro.

>My face when I'm the social NEET from last night
& that same retard will also come back, saying NEETs & Hikkos are the same shit

where's that guy with the 1000 acre money maker

>>110183796
Yes.

>>110183391
this. livin the dream.

>>110184912

Is that a knockoff Mario shirt?

>>110183391

Exactly the same here, only I go out to volunteer with animals.

>>110184912
>jizz in his mouth

I have a friend who has romanticised being a NEET and aspires to be one; kind of frustrating because he keeps wanting his alright life to fuck up, and he wallows in his own self pitty. He wants to do things but doesn't want to put the time in and blames a lack of natural talent as the reason he fails. Even goes so as to say he won't go university because he'll be constantly in debt even though we live in Australia and we got HECS.

How can you guys live like this? As someone with a job, goes to college, but still puts in no effort to socialize, why do you become NEETs? I'm honestly curious.

Red Thirteen, standing by.

>>110185391
Not my choice, nigger.

>>110185391
Here comes the summer.

>>110185391
Because I cannot find a job and finished my education.

I don't fucking like it.

>>110185391
Living the dream.

I miss it every day.