ohboyherewego.tga

no, show some respect

I give you 9 out of 11
9/11

Oh here we go.

>>109899278

why did he stop cleaning windows half-way down the building

iwanttoseewherethisgoes.ddl

>>109899278
reported

This is gonna end well

>>109899293
Tee-hee!

DA2 was good

>>109899306
I'd like to imagine he's currently on his way back to the top of the building and inspecting his work on the way up

There! Finally done. All the powers of the Magneto Trade Center are squeaky clean...

HAHAHAHA

and then the areplane came in to view and freeman said NO stop do not come any closer areplane but it was not listen to him and flewed straight in to his way which knocked him out of the way

>>109899380
Stop forcing this shitty meme you raging faggot

WOW
ANOTHER THREAD
WHEN DOES THIS STREAM OF CREATIVITY END

>>109899306
or was he half-way up!?

RIDDLE ME THAT SUCKER.

Come on, OP, hurry.

Suddenly Combine gunships out of fucking nowhere!

>>109899430
Either way, he isn't done.

>>109899412

mad as fuck

>meme

nope.avi

>>109899408

wtf !!

9/11 people won't get that joke

>Masive tragidy outside of thier country
"HAHAHAHA DERRRR TAEK THAT FILTHY PEASANTS LOLOLO DERP
>Someone mentions 9/11
"OH MAI GAWD SHOW RESPACTE ASSHOWLE I BET YOU'RE A FEEELTHY COMMIE TERRORIST ASSHOWLE!"

I was fapping when the planes hit
best fap ever [\spoiler]

>>109899518

9:11 is the best part

thumbs up if you agree

>>109899482
waaaaatch dis'! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

there is only one pic, yet that is all he needs to troll the fuck out of you lot

>>109899482

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

>>109899480
>Proclaiming mad when he gets called out on being a spastic
Grow up

>>109899227

waitingforOP.jpg

Wasn't this joke done on Family Guy?

>mopping windows
>2001

>>109899571
>>109899592

Hivemind...

>>109899595

lol still mad

The real disaster is this right here, folks. Just gets my diddlers cookin'.

>>109899571
>>109899592
this is not a concidence, this is MORTAL KOMBAT!

No john!

>>109899681

This has never bothered me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA

Why do people still give a fuck about 9/11?

Terrorist attacks where people die are a daily thing.

>>109899681

Never had bubble tape, what's the issue with this?

>>109899408
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vcx4TA7FuEB9LgqwN

I demand this be continued so I can practice my voicework some :3c

>>109899736
You didn't have a childhood then.

Terrorism with Chip & Dale

You see that building turnin'
You feel the jumbo burnin'
Nigga now you learnin'

>>109899790

That sounds like quite the problem.

>>109899785

OH GOD MORE. PLEASE, MORE. THAT MUSIC WAS PERFECT.

>>109899278
Same way you show respect to Nagasaki and Hiroshima? LOL AMERICA!

>>109899785
fereman was falling down fast and hes life flashed on his ayes.

>>109899861
ROFL WEEABOO

>>109899756

but america is more important than other nations, because we protect all of you from terrorism and communism.

>>109899861
I have respect for it. it finally told japan to give the fuck up

>>109899785
john freeman was falling down very fast down the bilding. he thot DAMN you terrorists DAMN YO TO HELL! john freeman kne he had ti do somthng. he quikley grabbed the side of teh bilding and started climbing it like cat

Someone should do a mockup of a Steam 9/11 sale include games such as Air traffic Controller 2010, Flight Control, Microsoft Flight Simulator and all modern warfare FPS

>>109900073

but he was not cat and fell some moor he grabid the american flag pole and shout loudly you died now torrisoest

>>109899876
>>109900073

then freamen felled all the way down n hit the floor and then everyone crowdeid around him nd said "da cake was a lie"

I have to sit here and wonder sometimes how it came to this. Not the towers getting blown up, no I can understand why someone would want to do that, but rather just why people feel the need to mock it. It's not like I feel people need to be respectful or anything, or any other tripe like that... it's just some sort of fucking insidiously stupid level of trolling that somehow is so god damn basic and stupid that it goes full circle and betters annoying again.

Like for example: Lets say you're walking around town for the first time in a year because lets face it this is /v/, and while you are walking around you see someone wit ha guy Fawkes mask or a troll face image or some other stupid /b/ meme from 5 years ago.

Now you think about it, and for the most part I'm certain that some part of you is repulsed or disgusted by this display, and before you say anything this isn't a moment of "omg someone is talking about our super secret club!" because that shit is stupid. I don't give a flying fuck fucking a stationary fuck about 4chan or people who know about it. It is just those repugnant wretches who spout off memes like a flock of slightly vulgar/inane parrots.

Same exact thing I feel about people trollin' about 9/11. Exact same thing. "lol 9/11" And? "people died stupid amerifats!" So? But after the god damn 800th time this shit happens it just goes to being annoying and eventually disheartening.

It's not the fact that people are making fun of a tradegy that makes me lose faith in humanity. It's the sheer dogged determination they show by constantly doing so.

A long, dirty fart just hanging in your nose and violating your ear... or something. Fuck it.

Ok i'm no amerifat but what happened today??

>>109900174
OMFG THIS!!!

>>109899785
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says 'harder.' V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

>>109900339
Obama ate some cake and shat out a plane which destored a tower which blew up the pentagon which started WW3

>niggers

>>109899785
hurry up, jesus

>>109900174
someone do this

>>109899785
>>109900073
>>109900175
>>109900186
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vN1kXaWtxGOOJarg8

>>109899681
Ok, let me try and explain this for people who have never taken part in the glorious phenomenon known as bubble tape.

Fruit by the foot. Yes, everyone should of had these as a kid. If you didn't, then just get the fuck out. Now these were eaten in a fashion made by those who had them. We had the flippers, they would hold one end and flick it down like a yoyo and eat it slowly. There were the cattle grazers, where they would chew on one end and let it unravel itself as they ate. And then there were the thumb wrapers, they warped it around their thumbs and ate it like a lolipop. These were all sort of rules by the trade of eating one of these bad boys. You were never anything if you didn't eat them at least one of these ways.

Now, imagine seeing a kid take one out, unravel it, roll it back up, and eat it like it was a fucking muffin.

This is where the sense of irritation, from the best I can explain, of why people cringe when they see a bubble tape eaten in that fashion.

>>109900473

>>109900473

I'm crying tears of laughter right now. Brilliant, my good man. Please, do more. Do >>109900375

>>109900473
>dat music

>>109900473

Loved how you let the music trail at the end.

>>109900294

I consider it the karmic yin to politically correct yang. People take this event so seriously so it makes trolling all that easier. I am one of those people. I don't understand it, but I do it.

People are just disillusioned. 3.3 trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of deaths later, what has anyone gained from 9/11? Perhaps the military industrial complex... 9/11 is probably the defining memory of this decade of pointless wars and economic lethargy. So I mock it. I don't need to justify anything. I do as I do.

>>109900473
Good sir,

This was glorious.

epic

>>109900473
excuse the dumb question but thats from the protomen act 2 right?

>>109900473
john fereman was hurt very bad. he know he was ded soon but then from the lite cam his bro GORDEN freeman and he put john back on feet and dey lookd up on sky and saw secend plane coming for tower...

>>109900473
I-im going to... .. ...to-oo WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH T_T

9/11 planes missed the WTCs.

>>109900473
If 11/9 never happened, we wouldn't have this masterpeice.

It is not a tragedy, it is a blessing.

>>109900473

God, this was great. I fucking bookmarked it, that's how fucking great it was.

>>109900473

Dat Ecstasy of Gold..

>>109900824

the plane hitted the buidling but freeman was upset ebcause cow-orker jim worked there so he quickly forced his mind into letting him let get up.

>>109900886
Better rip the audio, vocaroo sometimes deletes things randomly.

>>109900788

I hope you choke on a million dicks.

PROTOMEN??! SERIOUSLY?!

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

>>109900473

>>109900929
and gil walk over teh streat befor green man was thea and boy wnt thea to pik up corps und was cring n sad and will luv plane 5evar (dis mean mor than 4eva)

>>109901010
And where is Caplin now? Dead.

>>109900697
I appreciate your honesty and see your point, but despise you for your actions. Well... carry on then.

>>109900824

john n gorden activated noclip nd flew up 2 da plane n said "its jus been revokd terrioroists" grabbd eachothers hands as they wated 2 stop da plane

>>109900473

DAT MUSIC

>>109901006
holy shit i need some sleep

>>109900294
You're missing the point entirely.

People aren't mocking the event itself from these images and jokes. They are mocking the views and beliefs of people who think this was a real American tragedy, which was enough to authorize a war with the wrong people, and deserves to be remembered as one of the worst terrorist attacks in the USA's history.

That's why these are made. And that's why they are so appealing to be contentiously made.

>>109901095

>"its jus been revokd terrioroists"

OH GOD MY CHEST.

I can see Gordon with the biggest shit eating grin on his face as he says it.

>>109900294
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l76IjT6Guaw

It's our fucking right and duty as Americans to laugh directly at 9/11. Fuck you.

>>109900672
>>109900375
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vy5QLlFWyMNZ5hOVk

Kind of iffy at times, was doing a sightread, buuut I do like how it turned out towards the end

>>109900473
DO MORE

>>109901263
This isn't John Freeman

>>109901263

I don't see John Freeman.

>>109901263
die

>>109901263

more john freeman gogogogo

>>109900294
Because having sex is vile
but murdering people is not.

Americans have an unorthodox sense of what's right and wrong and from that stems all the shit you glance over and go "what the fuck." Looking for morality in a nation devoted to fucking people will do you no good.

I don't always ponder politics, but just this moment I can't help but wonder why I want to keep on living in a world so corrupted and fucked, clinging to the hope that someday it will all change. It won't. History says we gotta fight for change. Too bad the next fight will be our last.

>>109901354
>>109901446
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vB1Cw00aUBipZAY4U

>>109901497
that's more like it

>>109901497

>>109901497

OHGOD MAH BALLS

>>109901497
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>109899278
>no, show some respect for the American government conspiring to kill 3000 of its own people so it could engage in massive imperialistic warfare

yeah, no

>>109901095

but as gordon and john turneded to the fronty end of the plean he was in shcoked horror as he shockedly saw jim was driving them plane

jim he shouted with loudly voice, why are you ebing terrorist

jim cried out like cat because the americans kill my brother!

>>109901095

da plane got closerer n gorden stared at da plane n suddnle his balls dropped 2 the ground killng da kid who luvz john 5eva and da terrioroists pooped causing da plane to push forward fastr

Keep this shit coming, Im copying it all down to record the entire story for future generations.

>>109901497
>5ever (this mean more than 4ever)

Oh my fuck I remember that thread

To be a part of this sage, as we are witnessing it at this very moment...

I'll never forget it, /v/.

>>109901937
Isn't that from My immortal?

This is a story all about how the twin got their foundations turned upside down and I like to take a minute just sittin right here and tell you how it became a holiday mourned every year
In New York City built and made, in the World Trade Centre I spent all of my days, chillin out maxing, relaxing all cool, providing offices for stockbrokers and other such fools
When a couple of terrists who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got hit by one little plane and America got scared and said death to the muslims, are they innocent, dont care
I whistled for a firetruck and when it came near a second jumbo jet dun blew up in my rear, if anything I could say that this shit was rare but I thought nah forget it just find Laden's lair
I fell down to the ground about 7 or 8, people calling their families "yo holmes, smell you later", looked at the rubble I was finally here, down at ground zero nigga get me a beer

>>109901751

1nce wuz a norml plaen was now a poop plane n gorden saw all da feces n remembrd all da sewerz he swimmed thru n screamed nd fainted n now only john was left agnst jim so john used da kid who luvd him 5evaz love to hold da plaen back

>>109902036
Dunno, but there were some fucking funny threads about it on /v/ the other day

>>109900473
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS PIECE OF MUSIC

/cruise control

>>109902038
inb4...

>>109902048
>>109901751
DOING IT WRONG

>>109902114
Ennio Morricone - Ecstasy of Gold
if memory serves me correctly

>>109901716
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmYMdONr3LJl4UUOx

>>109901751
Apologies for not including this, I didn't wanna overrun the song-time
If I can find some more music I deem fitting I'll continue the saga

>>109902157
holy shit i got his name right

Freeman taked hold of teororits and say: "You shal not raping teh freedums of USAmerica, Just becuase Americanens are more of teh free than this."

The terrirest did turning his face to face facing Freemans face, and terrirest let single tear of defeat fall onto the floor from his face. "I loved you, Freeman" he say with much erotic lust in his heart, but Freeman say "NO. My Wife now is America."

>>109901497
>and boy was crying and saaad
>saaad

Oh my god so much emotion in this word it's fucking golden

>>109902114

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOKhQ8ObQ7E

>>109902038

>>109902170
RESTART THE SONG

>>109902038
+1

>>109901706
You actually believe that?

I like this thread

THREAD OF THE YEAR - EVERY YEAR

Seriously. somebody compile all these and post the compilation every year. Only us here will understand the significance.

>>109902114
>>109902114
>>109902114
>>109902114
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOKhQ8ObQ7E

There you go bro.

>>109902170
Hey, could you do a part of my immortal?


AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was...Dumbledore!

Any part of that, please.

>>109901497
I think this is the best one. It's a motherfucking masterpiece. I wa slaughing so hard, man, I just couldnt stop laughing

>Mfw this is the first time that "the cake is a lie" has made me laugh.

>>109902214
superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EujDcc2xEUI

even more superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvhbkvZ-oY

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMayJHgfLwiy3laID

>that feel when you didn't even laugh at the audio

god why am i like this.

check mine

>>109902538
HAHAHA THATS FUCKING STUPID

>>109902538
practice a bit and do it again

or get john freeman to do it

>>109902538

that was fucking terrible.

>>109902538
That was actually really bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJlgJwgZX6E

>>109901706
Not sure if trolling or retarded

>>109902373

>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
>It was...Dumbledore!

Oh wow haha.

john frreeman was very sad n confused bcus his frend was terrsoisrt. he looked at his bro gordan ferman and dey nodded at echother and dey know what they had to do. john frerman and gordan jumped at da areplane...

>>109902693
someone just do the gmod shit for it

>>109902693
Get a better name for it.

>>109902511
FUCK YEAH RESA DEI CONTI SO GOOD I LOVE YOU

>>109902740
ecstasy of gold is like 4 minutes long
GIVE US MORE

>>109902693
missed the first part

>>109902538
I just made that shit up on the spot so it probably needs tweaking to fit the actual pace and tempo of Bel Air, appreciate the effort even if you did suck balls.

>>109902538
God damn.

JOHN FREEMAN, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

YOU'RE DOUK TIER

>my name is Jarrah
>one of the terrorists was name Jarrah
>don't want to do terror
>have no choice because Jarrah

>>109902511
Best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIgNCD3nzOg

>>109902538
I came here to laugh. I couldn't.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vJQXC0cjlXvkSD5Vz
Got bored of trying to think of a more fitting song so I just cut to what seemed appropriate in EoG

>>109903256

Eh, I think that shitty Fresh Prince of the Twin Towers or whatever was so fucking bad that it ruined the thread.

I've set the 3 pieces together now.
Anymore sound clips before it can go live?

>>109903417
Well, I figure that last one I posted was probably the weakest, think I'll call it a day here - Didn't actually expect anyone to actually want more to begin with

>>109903456

Do all of them. ALL OF JOHN FREEMANS STORY MUST BE TOLD. There's 5 or so total.

>>109903521

PLEASE, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DONE NOW, DON'T EVER STOP MAKING VOCAROO'S. YOU ARE A GOD.

>>109902199
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujx-_yZVqHg

the town of new york cam out from houses and look up at sky and dey saw john n gorden defeated da terrorists so they all started clapping their hands. evry1 was crying ters of joy.

john freeman was proklemd mayor of da world and his bro gorden was da new president of new york. terrorists were crying ters of sad...

9000 hours

>>109899763
>>109899681

It's being used wrong.
You are supposed to unravel a bit and chew it.
Not take a chunk out of it.

>>109902373
I think i got a decent music choice. Gets good like second paragraph.

Not Freeman guy, but not Fresh Prince dude either.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v8yHjzoz2sJLgt1kE

>>109903669

You put my Cow-orker Jim in ;_;

I contributed,
>>109900175
>>109900929
>>109901716

Thank you good sir. And God Bless.

>>109903737
speak up

>>109902538
...Arsh?

>>109903669

>>109903805 - Here, The only thing I ask is you add the tagline of the story in "its jus been revokd terrioroists".

Someone rip the tale of John Freeman and put it on Youtube

I'm not usually for chiptune-ish arrangements of classic shiz like Morricone but I thought this one was decent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiXxEERwo_k

>>109903979

This, the full version.

>>109903979
>>109903979

>>109904044


With this;
>>109903669

As the background image

It has been done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtcBB96hrvc

>>109904154

It's not the finished Product. Also disable Comments.

>>109904154
>first for reddit
>420narutobeest 39 seconds ago

>>109904154
still missing parts

Why is it when i try to get a /v/ related thread going i only get like one post and then it goes away? And shit like this well you can already see how many posts it got. and its only half /v/ related because the theme is half life 2.

>>109903936
Vocaroo was using my retarded in-built mic instead of my external. FUCK THIS SHIT.