Sin City itt?

I sense a hispter bitching

Haha, Gears sucks

>not a marine on a secret mission

Try again OP, and make sure you fight the boss and introduce the father figure/best friend you'll lose on the second to last level

I'd rather play that any day than
OOH BIG BROTHER AM I KAWAII UGUU~

go back to facebook, please

>>109792742
I sense an emo/bro mad because I insulted his crappy grimdurp western shit.

>>109792830
>implying that is how japanese games are

Hating Japanese stuff is old man.

The game you described sounds fucking awesome you fucking faggot.

>>109792580

>Detective/Captain
>Gears

>>109792712
They both represent their countries' attitudes after WW2


2DEEP4U

>>109792930
>is 15 years old and listens to metal

Average western protag-... wait

OP that game sounds fucking hilarious.

>Ugh, some bitch is getting raped in that alley, I better just walk by and do nothing, to show how grim and fucked up this setting is and how I am used to seeing fucked up shit so much that it doesn't even phase me.
Enjoy your evil karma/bad ending bro.

I still can't believe the turned one of the most anti grimdark franchises based off of parties getting crazy and eating pizza into a grimdark game.

Blows my mind.

>implying anything less will do to take out the Makron

>>109792580

>>109792580
And that's better than "I man look like a 10 year old girl but I'm actually a 30 year old man. Let's go save the world uguu~!" how exactly?

>*lights cigarette as it rains*
>and I always talk in a gravely voice as though I am a chainsmoker
>smoking
>sounds like a smoker

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>puts on zippers and belts
>young boy saves za warudo
>uguu

>>109793324
>gets buff as shit
>shoots things while cursing
>smokes and says some dramatic quote
>fucking faggotz!

>>109793479

>>109793255
>>109793236
god, xbox 360 fanboys are the worst.

>>109793590

>*lights magical wand as the sun shines*
>uguuuu, my name is Asuka Zawarudo-chan, this city is sugoi, and life is kawaii. it shines all the time, never any rain unless i'm wearing white. i talk in a cute voice because my mother huffed helium while pregnant. i'm a half kitsune half princess and half slut and i CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE FUCK YOU JAPAN

>*cuts his wrist as it rains*
>"*Sob*, my name is angsty Teenager FaggyMcFaggottry, this city is shit, and life is shit. It rains all the time, never any sun, and I always talk in a sad voice as though I am a close to suicide. I'm half angel and half demon/a super soldier, but I hate both sides of my heritage because both are corrupt and shit, I help humans instead because even though they're shit too, at least they're honest, unlike those smug supernatural/alien/robot sons of bitches. Ugu, some bitch is getting raped in that alley, I better just walk by and cry, to show how grim and fucked up this setting is and how I am used to seeing fucked up shit so much that I cry all the time and now I have to save the world although I don't want to. Buy my game."

>>109793563
More people prefer japanese games than american. Only dumb jocks like the shit in OP.

I have a sneaking suspicion I've seen this copypasta before.

>>109793627
I live in the USA, retard.

>>109793479
>>109793324

>Buff as hell
>puts on zippers
>Curses while shooting
>Uguu FAGGOTS

guess what game am i

>>109793735

no More heroes?

>>109793662
>More people prefer japanese games than american.
Oh my. You need to get off of 4chan and get out into the real world.

>>109793828
The ones at the bottom?

>>109793662

More people prefer american games than americanjapanese. Only dumb jocks like the shit in OP.

>>109793860
It's true, only dumb bro jocks like american shit. FF games get more hype than generic shit grimdark shooters with buff ugly men.

>>109793804
no it's a trick question
the trick is that it doesn't exist unless it is no more heroes which i didn't play

what game are you talking about in relation to detectives, op?
it can't be gears of war
there are no detectives in gears of war
only football players masquerading as soldiers

>>109793964
Guess what the world's most popular game is. Hint: It's not called Kawaii of Duty.

>>109793900
NO

>*wakes up in a grey and brown hell hole, totally grim*
>"Grrrrrumble, I sound like I speak through a portable voice box because I'm constantly electrified. This city is even more of a shithole because some asshole decided to make me set off a bomb. Everyone blames me. I walk down the street and people give me shit, call me a terrorist while some wigger makes me out to be a monster. Even my girlfriend thinks I'm a murderous freak because her sister, my friend was caught in the blast. The only person who stuck by me was a fat shit who exploits my powers and status and fucks everything up when he's directly involved. Everyone else treats me like a lapdog and manipulates me. Did I mention this shithole is full of people who rob, kill and rape as soon as they can get away with it? And that anyone else with superpowers does even more damage? Well I don't care. I'll become a hero for these people, stop the supervillains, earn everyone's trust and make sure it never happens again because it's easy to be a grim fuck and wallow in it all."

>>109794153
Street fighter 4?

>>109794153
tetris

>>109793236
>magic
>more realistic

since when was magic real?

>2011
>not betting on the cannon fodder class/race

EVERYTHING SHOULD HAVE RAINBOWS KAWAII DESU UGUU ;3

>>109794153
>xbox fanboy
>defends COD
>actually excited for gears of war 3
Yeah, you should probably just kill yourself.

>>109794411
How did you get any of that out of my post?

>>109794348
Very poor wording there, yes. I think it meant to say "believable", but again it's fucking magic/psychic powers/the Force. That goes out the window. Not like a gun or a sword which has to obey physics. Maybe "balance" is the issue.

Ultimately it should mean shit like Force Lighting or Doombolt being cast by an adept user, as opposed to 1094734858734 dragons being summoned and blasting the planet in two by a scrawny teenager who started saving the world 5 minutes ago.

>*switches on mic as level loads*
>"NIGGAZ, MY GAMERTAG IS XxXxXPr0xXScoPeXzxx, YOU FAGS ARE SHIT, THIS MAP IS SHIT. I PLAY ALL THE TIME, NEVER SEE ANY SUN, AND I ALWAYS TALK IN AN ANNOYING VOICE BECAUSE I'M TWELVE. I'M HALF QUICK-SCOPER AND HALF KNIFE-ONLY, AND I ONLY USE BOTH OF THESE APPROACHES BECAUSE YOU GUYS NEED TO GET SOME SKILL, I DON'T HELP NEW PLAYERS BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIT, AT LEAST THEY ARE FREE EXP, UNLIKE THOSE FAGGOT HARDSCOPERS. UGH, SOME N00B IS GETTING TEABAGGED IN THAT CAMPING SPOT, I BETTER DIVE TO PRONE UPON THEM JUST TO SHOW THAT I FOR ONE AM NOT DEAD BUT HE IS, AND I AM USED TO BEING SEEN IN KILLCAMS. MOM BUY ME A GAME."

>>109793729
>hurr UK is Europe

Geralt would be better you faggot.

>>109794903
But then it wouldn't be a very effective troll pic.
Incidentally, the UK *is* a part of Europe.

>>109794903
UK acts like they're the entirety of Europe, which is why most European countries hate them

>>109795131
No, trolling Americans act like the UK is all of Europe, the UK likes to think they're not part of Europe at all.

>>109794035
yeah, that's pretty much No More Heroes

i hate when troll threads like this come up and you have a legitimate question for op and he doesn't answer you because he's just trolling
that's how you can always tell if it's a troll thread or if someone is just venting his rage-filled opinion

fuck you op

>>109795040
A part. But that's like saying that all of USA is made of rednecks or something. When someone says "Europe" normal,intelligent people think "France, Germany, Italy" and then "UK".

Anyone who can't enjoy one thing without hating another is a fucking idiot.

>>109795040
yeah no, it's pretty much a technicality
an island with a history of having the third most powerful western empire of all time carries with it distinctions that make it very different from the rest of europe

>>109795534
But if you're only going to give one example, an example from any European country (including the UK) would do. Of course, a single example isn't a good way to prove anything, but again, it's a troll pic anyway.

>implying Japan doesn't love Gears of War

Japanese character design is great when they decide to avoid bishounen crap. Grown up males that are strong but not stupid fight machines without a brain.

>>109793828
None of them look capable.

>>109795676
USA is a country. Japan is a country. Europe is a continent with a whole lot of countries. Yes, it would be harder.

But Geralt IS more european than dino.

>*prayer beads laced between fingers, kept close because they are the only thing my mother left me*
>"My name is William, and I am an investigator. Recently, there have been multiple accounts of children with enhanced e-brains getting hacked, and being subsequently murdered. The killings are gruesome enough, but the circumstances before death are far more troubling. These children, their minds hacked, are forced to be props in pedophile peep shows. I am trying to work my way to the culprit. I have no idea who he may be targeting next."

>the crime scene is a room with a dead little girl sprawled out over a table, covered by a sheet
>there are about eighty or so cameras on one wall, pointed at the table
>sex toys and instruments of torture alike are covered in blood on the ground
>the e-brain jack behind her ear is open
>"I don't want to dive in. Really, I'm terrified. It's not like you're watching their memories. It's almost like you're living them. But, if any memories remain, then it's the only way."
>she has been shot in the head, right temple
>"This is going to be a very, very difficult job."

>>109795893
I'd play it

>>109792901
Good one bro.