Foundations can crumble.

>ITT Technical Institute, education for the future

It's from those ITT tech commercials for those that don't know

Shit tier commercials general. You know the commercials I mean

>>109630068
>>109630249
>yfw you read that in that faggots voice

I'M SO HAPPY WITH MY NEW CAREER.
MY WIFE ISN'T GOING TO LEAVE ME NOW AND MY FATHER LOOKED ME IN THE EYE YESTERDAY!

SEE THIS PLAID SHIRT?
FUCKING PLAID.

>What is your career?

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... A CAREER XD


Yeah, fuck those commercials.

>Get connected, for free! With Education Con-nec-tion

>>109630604
I want to fuck that women so badly.
God damnit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4nN0oc91UQ

>implying you won't fap tho this

>>109630678
she is kinda hot. doesn't make the commercial bearable

WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING SUCH A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT & PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE ALREADY!

>>109630068
>implying people want to spend the rest of their lives building foundations

>mfw I have a structured settlement, and need cash now

>>109630910
I HATE THAT NIGGER SO MUCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Kv-KYpD10

HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE THEY COME!

>Call 1-800-Steeeemer!

>Just text the word "cute" to 755 55

>>109631287
I fucking hate Trains!

HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. KID.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>109631353
save your money save your money

>>109630929

my sides

>>109630910
I laughed for 10 minutes at this post, oh my god ahahaha

>>109630910
Fuck you, I'm trying to watch Jerry Springer

>>109631356
the fuck is this?

says tomorrows gonna be hotter

...like yesterday

>FOR THE BEST CAR INSURANCE RATES IN TOWN, CALL 1-800 GENERAL NOW!

>QUALITY RENTAAAAALLLLLSSSSSS WHERE YOU RENT TO OWN

It might be just me but I fucking hate those credit report commercial songs like the fist of the motherfucking north star. Whenever the commercial comes on I change the channel immediately and don't go back or leave the room

>It's MY MONEY and I need it NOW!

>Blame Biology
No blame your horrible genes.

>>109631546
>implying that commercial is anything but god tier
>In a shitty commercials thread

IT"S GONNA BE HUGE ROCHESTER HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Anyone live where they play Billy Fuccillo's commercials?

>>109631632
>IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOOOW

>>109631573
FOR THE BEST INSURANCE RATES ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!

Is there supposed to be some kind of joke with their shitty 3D graphics and animation?

>>109631632

does anyone remember

JIM

"THE HAMMER"

SHAPIRO

he should have his own ace attorney game

>Commercials

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5CKSqlz60

>>109631632
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGYBXJ2bMY

This shit cracks me up EVERY TIME. It fits in so perfectly.

>>109631775
>IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

>Watching Comedy Central
>Enjoying the show/ Comedian
>Abused animals commercials
mfw

15 MINUTES CAN SAVE YOU 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>109631356
Holy shit i haven't this shit in ages
>>109631539
Get out

>>109631954
>That fucking gecko
I'M SO BRITISH I SHIT THE QUEEN!

>>109631730

Fellow Rochestarian here, do they still play his commercials? It seems like they replaced him with the skinny guy instead. I miss big Billy ;_;

>that feel when the corona commercial comes on and you get to see dat ass

>I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT, AND I NEED CASH NOW

>CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
>877 CASH NOW

>>109631301
STANLEY STEEMER GETS YOUR HOME CLEANER~

>>109631304
YOU ARE MY SWEETEST LOVE

>>109631947
Fuck this to hell. Those god damn commercials are going to drive me insane.

>watching tv

>>109631947
>10 minutes of depressing piano music and zooming in on sad animals to guilt you into pulling out your wallet
It's this shit that makes me not watch TV anymore. And now, they're putting the fucking commercials on every video on the Internet. God damn it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8KnEHNRrhI

>"sandbag completed"

>>109631730
I love him

>>109632089
That commercial literally just came on

>>109632059
>877 CASH NOW!
>877 CASH NOW!!
>877 CASH NOW!!!

You are my sweetest love.......

>>109632161
IF I SEE THAT COMMERCIAL ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

REQUIRED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

>I'll call now.

HELLO! I'm Patrick Cox with taxmasters...notice how in all my commercials my face never changes expressions or moves in the slightest...I will rape you when you go to bed tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9YvldO6hSI&feature=related

FIVE EIGHT EIGHT

TWO THREE HUNDRED

EMPIRE!

today!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXFibonVtpQ

>>109631954
who's worse/better? the gecko or the faggot in the tie?

>AND SHARK FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWERRRRRR

>>109632229
>that beard

CALL BATHROOM FITTERS, WE'RE THE PERFECT FIT!

>>109632229
This guys face makes me lol so hard

>Nobody intimidates our clients
>NOBODY

>>109632248
>HI I'M TOM KRUSE

>>109631356
i'm pretty sure thats not how that meme goes

but its so old i can't guarantee it

God damn it i miss those billy mays commercials now ;_;

F-F-F-FLEAS ON FREEEEED

who remembers HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD?

>>109632300
>mfw I bought those shark fins

>>109632412
I don't. I was born yesterday.

>>109632247
DING

>You have a dog name Wi-fi and to you buffering is a bad word
Fuck You HIPSTERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9tTm2qMPEQ

his fucking voice...haunting my dreams

>SOCK EM BOPPERS, SOCK EM BOPPERS
>MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIIIIIGHT!

>>109632412
All that time it was just wax.

>>109632412
Brand got sued into oblivion 'cause it was homeopathic shit that made medical claims.

>>109632229
the snl spoof of that ad was fucking hilarious

http://www.txmstr.com/about-taxmasters/2010/10/snl-tax-masters/

I wish I lived in the Golden Age, giving it up on the Broadway stage.
Hang with the rats and smoke cigars, have a break with Frank and count the stars.
Dressed to the night, we've had to much. Shiny jewels, casino cash.
Tapping feet, wanna take the lead. A trip back in time is all I need!

Sing it out loud, gonna get back honey!
Sing it out loud, get away with me!
Sing it out loud, on a trip back honey!
Sing it out loud and let yourself free!

BETTER JUMP BACK ITS A SHARK ATTACK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_jCdtW3A4M

THE NOSTALGIA TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QnITZm9nFo

>"I'll call tomorrow."
>"You'll call now!"
>"...I'll call now."

niggers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps9e1vqOKtM

888 EZ BUCKS
888 EZ BUCKS
GET THE CASH YOU NEED IN A FLASH WITH CASH POINT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NKoMNy5bY

SO OLD

>>109632529
JESUS CHRIST, MY SIDES
I SPIT MY FUCKING TEA EVERYWHERE

Now you're child can visit

steamy jungles

grassy plains

and some other shit!

all though zoobooks!!

dat fucking tiger poster!

>>109630604

>>109632530
I thought those would be so cash as a kid, me and my brothers begged for them for so long until we finally got them.

Somehow we ended up only getting one... what the fuck?

>its what friends tell friends about
why has no one told me?

LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFg8LlXyp8&feature=related

>>109632548

NOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

>>109632548
Heineken is a shitty beer with shitty annoying commercials.

Hi im roni deutch

What do I love about ITT Tech?

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ITT TECH XD

IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF PLANES

I'm Montel Williams.

>>109632514
Who would name there dog Wi-fi honestly?

>I HAVE A HOME ANNUITY BUT I NEED CASH NOW!
>CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkOlaz0ecRo&feature=related

bill is a pedo

>>109632042
Oh yeah they use both those guys for the commercials, I don't live in Rochester though, just close to it, very small and Obscure town called Ontario

>>109632706

>>109632530
>mfw playing with those on a trampoline

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gspElv1yvc

>Justin Bieber, Attorney at law

That commercial's fucking hilarious, too bad it's only on my local channels.

>>109632769

THEY HELPED THOUSANDS, THEY'LL HELP YOU TOO-OOOOO
ONE LARGE SUM OF CASH, THEY WILL PAY TO YOU

>>109632671


During DBZ commercial breaks, every time.

my face every time I see/hear a university commercial
for fucks sake I'm already in a university, I'd like to not have to think about college every fucking minute of the day

>Yeeeeesss-sirrr-eetoes!

'NOTHER SCORCHER

>>109632702
roni DEUTCH

anyone from the chicago area in here?
this commercial is my life

/watch?v=d-cp2eD8Lz4&feature=related

SEE HOW FAR YOUR MIND CAN TAKE YOU

WITH APOLLO COLLEGE!

Nobody will get this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded

>found this on /a/ today
>mikurola

>>109632862
I'LL CALL TODAY. TO GET HELP TO ESCAPE FROM THIS 90'S HELLHOLE.

>>109632582
>mfw I had those fucking fins and goggles

>>109632911
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded
dude you fucked your shit

>>109632827

I have youtube embed you fuck, I see that it's that "In the arms of an angel" commercial.

>Watching comedy central with friends
>Having a good time
>Animal abuse ad comes on and it seems to never fucking end
>Can't have good time anymore, mood is killed

GOD DAMNIT COMEDY CENTRAL REJECT THOSE FUCKERS WHEN THEY ASK TO PUT THOSE ADS UP, IT'S MORE AWKWARD THAN THOSE GIRLS GONE WILD COMMERCIALS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S95NJy99kLw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXXx4xt7Jqk

BU-EN

>>109630604
>watching degrassi with bros
>this fucking commercial comes on
>all of us burst into song

>>109632671
FUCKING ZOO BOOKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1a4vXiPO0o

Sit n Sleep will beat anyone's advertised price or your mattress is free!

tap tap tap

1-800-MR-ROOOOF

mr. roof

>Computer crashes, slow downs, and freezes are USUALLY the telltale signs of a virus.

Five...

Five dolla...

FIVE DOLLA FOOTLONGSSSSSSSSSSS

>TO GET OUT OF JAIL, CALL 777-7777
>777-7777
>IT EASY SHIT HEAD 777-7777
>777-7777 x 1000000


I GET IT YOU ASSHOLES

I'm glad I don't watch tv anymore

>CHRIS ANGEL WILL FREAK YOUR MIND

FOR THE PEOPLE

>>109632827

>In the aaaarms

NOPE

>watching porn, trying to masturbate
>pull up /v/
>see this thread
>browse
>burst into treats
>boner gone

Feels bad man

>GIRLS GONE WILD! HOTTEST COLLEGE GIRLS YOU'VE EVER SEEN

>>109632994
Remember those Girls Gone Wild commercials they would play at like 1am?

>>109632300
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

A friendly warning to all of you who see the shitty ITT commercials, AVOID THEM.

I know most of you on /v/ are probably smart enough to know that schools a major scam, but avoid them like the plague. You will learn nothing.

>>109633081
I see so many Diffrent commercials for the same virus, why arnt they taken off air and ddosed to the shiter?

>>109632712
that commercial still plays

ask me

ASK ME WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN MY TEMPUR-PEDIC MOVES

GOES UP

GOES DOWN

ERGONOMICS

YOU'RE SINGLE

YOU'RE CHRISTIAN

AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR GOD'S MATCH FOR YOU

No job's too big! No job's too small! We're father and son, give us a call.

>steelpan drum music begins

>>109632994
see
>>109632145
>>109631947

>>109632582
>>109632582

>MFW I HAD THOSE AS A KID
>MY FUCKING FACE

Tighten up the graphics on level 3

ARE YOU INJURED BEYOND REPAIR??
ARE GREEDY FUCKING INSURANCE COMPANIES JEWING YOU OUT OF YOUR MONEY?

CALL ME LOWELL "THE HAMMER" STANLEY!!! I'LL FLIP THOSE STINGY CROOKS ON THEIR BELLIES AND ASS-RAPE EVERY PENNY YOU DESEREVE OUTTA THEM

CALL ME!! And I'll come at them. LIKE. A. STARVING. LION!!!

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWR

>>109633197
GIRLS GONE WILD: SEARCH FOR THE HOTTEST GIRL IN AMERICA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZvtVafFqs

"Here at Bender and Bender, we want to help you get the settlement you deserve"

>Ploughshares Fund, an organization of individuals working for a Nuclear Weapon-Free World

I'll call now.

>>109632514
i hate that commercial
so much

NOOOOOOBODY BEATS AARONS.

NOBODY!

NOBODY!

NOOOOOOOOOOBODY BEATS AARONS.

Nobody.

>>109632911
>>109632911
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E15PE7iGT0U

Fuck, didn't select it all back there. My bad.
true link up there.

Local but still pretty fucking horrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXOXvM_JEJM

>>109632586
why did you have to remind me about that

YOU CAN GO WITH THIS OR YOU CAN GO WITH THAT
YOU CAN GO WITH... THIS OR YOU CAN GO WITH THAT
YOU CAN GO WITH THIS, OR YOU CAN GO WITH THAT
YOU CAN GO WITH THIS, CUS THIS IS WHERE ITS AT

When you clean your plate, then you see their face!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsEcmfPwnHo

NOW VIDEO GAME RELATED

I shit my pants when I saw this commercial as a kid. Also:

>filename

>>109630910
Far superior version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

>>109633197
>mfw I have HDNet and I have the Girls Gone Wild Show.

Yay boobies!

http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com/

>>109633197
I used to fap to those

>>109633081
>my face when

>>109631947
>>109631947
IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAARMS OF THE ANGEL

>>109633107
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N_USqzRP3w

>>109633188
>Burst into treats

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

Those damn sprint personal army commercials

>>109633374
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOHH
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH!!!

I'M GONNA DO MAH SEXY DANNNNNNNNNNNCE!

WHOO HOOOOOOO!

>Leave the government to us.
>You have enough to worry about.

LAST NAME EVER

FIRST NAME GREATEST

>>109633232
I heard that ITTech and 'schools' such as those rely on massive influx of students, as they get their money, and don't really care for them to pass. Kinda like regular college, but at least you can get some degree and knowledge and shit from there. Not so much in technical schools such as those.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU

when I was a kid I used my sears catalog for the half naked women in the underwear section, good times

>>109632907
IDAHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

>>109633620
>idk my bff jill?

AT EASTERN MOTORS

THERE ARE NO WHITE PEOPLE

Now come down
TO THE DUMP!!!
Dumbest furniture store name ever.

IM A COUGAR

SHES A COUGAR

WE'RE ALL COUGARS

WHY DONT YOU DATE A COUGAR /V/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VYG57yFSIk

>>109633620

It's "IDK" not OMG, damn it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjU2mgXbtw8
There is an updated version with a DS.

THAT FUCKING MAGICIAN.
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

>>109633630
>not using national geographic
You dont know shit

>>109633676
Also more for less

877 393 FOUR FOUR FOUR EIGHT

Anyone have a link to that one guys who says "right after i kill these aliens first" and proceeds to laugh his ass off

MY DADDY'S SMARTER THAN EINSTEIN
STRONGER THAN HERCULES
AND LIGHTS A FIRE WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGER
ARE YOU AS GOOD AS MY DADDY MISTER?
NOT IF YOU DON'T VISIT THE GATHERER'S GARDEN YOU AREN'T
SMART DADDIES GET SPLICED AT THE GARDEN

>Spend 20$ on a authentic Quarter with some patriotic design
Do people actually buy these?

SUPERVISOR IS GENIUS I TRANSFER!

>>109633603
/r/ing the one with him on a wheelchair

I BOUGHT A FUCKING FALCON /V/ WHAT DID YOU BUY? SURELY YOU DIDN'T BUY VIDEO GAMES!

>>109632907

Fuck you, that jingle is going to be in my head all night now.

and I'm going to sing myself to sleep with it

>>109630910
30 seconds of annoying ghetto slut talk, you honestly think anyone would visit this piece of shit place with female students like this? Fuck that shit, give me the timid nurse latina in the other Everet college commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJwFUNHtCJQ

>>109633188
>burst into treats

OH MY GODS, YOU POOR THING

>>109633605
I feel fucking terrible for going to that school, and reading stuff like this makes it all the more unbearable. I want to get the fuck out while I still can, but there's that fucking loan shit to deal with.

Could you drop out without paying for that shit?

>AND IT'S GOING TO KICK... YOUR... BUTT!
>Whooh... that's it.

>Hey, do you owe the IRS State over $10,000 in back taxes?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zJWA3Vo6TU

>>109633712
god, i remember when they first aired those on the radio, and all of the "date"s were replaced with censored "fuck"s
was not quite sure how to feel about it.

>>109633795

>>109633863
dat homolust

>>109633769
my favorite is the one they made of bin laden died

COMMEMORATE THE DEATH OF A MAN WITH THIS $25 QUARTER AND CHEAP CARDBOARD DISPLAY SHOWING THE ACTUAL IMAGE OF HIS GRUESOME DEATH COMPLETE WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA HIMSELF PULLING THE TRIGGER WHILE AND EAGLE FLIES OVERHEAD

>>109633615

>28.08 for 6 months
>Almost $170 for the incredible hulk to teach your kids french

>>109633615
Oh FUCK Muzzy commercials made me rage with the force of a thousand suns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-2n8JHc1M

mfw this was on cartoon network all the time when i was a kid.

There are billboards of this hambeast all over my city.
YOU HURT? WE FIGHT!
Like he's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer or some shit.

>>109633821
the latina bitch that looks like alicia keys?my nigga i fucked that bitch

FLEA MARKET! MONTGOMERY!
ITS JUST LIKE, ITS JUST LIKE, A MINI...MALL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

>>109633847
>going to ITT Tech

You deserve all the debt you're saddled with.

TIGHTEN UP DEM GRAFIX ON LEVEL 3

COME TO MATHIS BROTHERS RIGHT NOW

>>109632229
I'm behind you now

>>109633889

>>109633383
That fucking redneck commercial

>>109633868
FUCK YOU. YOU AIN'T MY UNCLE.

also for radio listeners

kay-aye-are-ess

I don't know if anyone else lives where they plays this but it's so fucking retarded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM

>If she can do it, so can you!
>Give Everest a call today

If you want to hear somebody's HONEST account on going to ITT tech and not the shit you see on the commercials, here you go:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/colleges-and-universities/itt-technical-instit/itt-technical-institute-f
raudu-55md8.htm

>>109631807
>>109631573

>that lyrical clusterfuck of ill-timed drums and not-rhythm

>>109633041
>>109633041
>Degrassi

Have I told you lately, that I love you

>>109634126
O-o-ooooooreilly OREIlLY

>>109634172
nice try, but they fixed it so that shit doesn't play automatically.
which i'm glad as fuck about, because i have my headphones in right now

Fuck that cock-sucker Vern Fonk.
He tries the anti-humor Tim and Eric style of humor for his commercials and just ends up looking like a XD random try-hard faggot.

>>109633041
>watching Degrassi
>not Animorphs

>>109633117
"We're on the back of your phonebook" was a much better slogan.

>>109633847
IDK; if you really have nothing else to fall back on, I say to stick it through and get whatever, and have them help you look for a job within the field you signed up for. If you're in it to be a nurse, or doctor/dentist assistant, then chances are you're gonna probably get a job.

OH SHI-
HE WENT TO JARED

>>109633889
Thank you, kind anon. I lol'd long and hard.

>>109633734
>fapping to black women
why?

Oh god, I think I have the most obnoxious car dealer and he's probably related to Gabe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRaboSo70A

>>109634172

>2011
>Not Living in Texas and seeing Jim Adler commercials on day time television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_03HssvueQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oArjdQB9XvY
OUR DADDY SAYS...

Anyone watch Fox 35?

The commercial with the fat dego dancing with a bulldog to rap.

I dont even know what they are about but it plays 12 times during Simpsons

Also "Bonds strong lasts long"

>>109634253
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn01NGmHs9Y

>>109634390
>his fetishes haven't advanced to the point where he can fap to black women in tribal paint

step your fap game up nigga

>>109633868
I see that you live in Brooklyn,NY.Do get that cheseyass commercial with the guy selling entry doors?

>Not buying a Henderson Castration tool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA

>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
>>109633107
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>109633107
>>109633107

773

TWO OH TWO

DOO DOO DOO DOO

LUUNNNAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT SHIT STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY.
WHY IS HER NOSE SO BIG.
FUCK SHE KEEPS TURNING SIDEWAYS
ITS HUUUGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_L-KyRYCI

>>109634461
Holy shit am I glad I don't live in that area. I would probably have killed myself by now

>>109634390
I was young and the first porn i saw was on 4chan

>>109630604

ALL OF MY FUCKING HATE.

Every time that commercial comes on it makes me want to kill everyone who isn't smart enough to get into a real university.

Here's one for the South Florida bros.

>G'Day, I'm Flora the Dolphin. OOOOOO. You'll love your new floor!

>>109634285
>watching Animorphs
>not Power Rangers Time Force (not as good as In Space, but had more mature themes)

>>109631954
>If I see the fucking pig one more goddamn time

>>109633865

>that cindy crawford commercial
seriously, that shit is like 6 times as long as normal commercials.

If I ever find myself in NJ where kars4kids is located I swear I go in there and kill everyone with my car.

How about these commercials? Played all the time but I liked them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzkBhfbwRkg

We need to set up a synch tube and watch these shitty commercials together.

>mfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIK0V2_vswg

>>109634594
Is that Jinro?

Not a TV commercial, but 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS

>>109634725
someone delivar on this great anon's idea HURYY BEFORE 404!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8JylcAPgh8

you'll never be as alpha as George Zimmer

>>109634576
OHHHH
GOOOODDD
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>109634721

I actually really liked those. Pretty clever. I've heard rumors that the guy in the video wasn't actually singing and didn't even speak english.

>>109633712
>Women hit their sexual peaks around their thirties
>Men hit theirs at around the age demographic of this site.

>Older women are generally less bitchy than younger women
>They will tolerate your vidya habits
>Generally have better assets
>Will most likely cook for you because they were raised in a time without feminazi propoganda bullshit

Dating a cougar actually doesn't sound bad. In fact it sounds quite reasonable.

Though non of the whores in that commercial look like what I classify as a cougar.

>>109633117
I'm John morgan I headbutt police, snort tons of coke and don't afraid of anything.

>FOOOORMAANN MIIILLLLS

>>109631730

I live in Albany NY and that fat fuck came into the dunkin donuts I used to work for. He was obnoxious as hell, ordered over $100 worth of sandwiches, didn't tip and then bitched when his sandwiches took longer than 2 minutes to cook. Fuck that guy. Even if I was stupid enough to buy a Hyundai, I sure as fuck wouldn't buy from him.

>>109634709
>And remember, its MAX
>FROM BLUETAX
>WHOO HOO

JOHNSON CITY HONDA, JOHNSON CITY
>my face when I'm the only person on /v/ that lives near Johnson City

>>109634767

IF I HEAR THAT FUCKING RADIO AD ONE MORE TIME.

K-A-R-S, KARS FOR KIDS

It's 5 am.
The alarm rings.
Another day at the grind.
I'm wondering if my job is even secure.
As a husband and father I'm challenged to provide a better future but there's just barely enough to get by.

That used to be me, until I discovered the world of computers. This is PC Pro grad Justin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQpor7T9Xl8

ALL THESE FUCKING CDS

>>109631730
He lives in Florida now, he owns a Kia dealership in Ft. Myers and still does HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEE commercials.

Too bad there isn't one on Youtube.

>Keyboard cat does it purrfectly
>Wonderful pistachios, get crackin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IcGvBE5xfg

>>109635070
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQpor7T9Xl8
>5

>DID YOU KNOW THAT AFTER A WOMAN TURNS 40 SHE HAS TO WORK OUT FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR A DAY TO MAINTAIN HER WEIGHT
>AT LEAST AN HOUR A DAY!
>THATS ABSURD

I haven't heard this where I live (central Illinois) but when I went on vacationn this summer this was literally fucking EVERY OTHER GODDAMN COMMERICAL. TV AND RADIO

Any FL fags heard this?

Hey /v/.

Remember me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JcOb9yVZnU

>>109631573
Fuck you.

I can't go to college because I don't have a job. I don't have a job because I didn't go to college.

>>109632911
>picking up sister from school
>have to content with a bunch of upper-middle class/richfags who think they own the road while trying to leave the parking lot
>some faggot cuts me off
>"What the fuck assho-"
>ASSHOLE'S DRIVING A COROLLA, INSTANTLY REMEMBER ALL THE PAIN THOSE COMMERCIALS CAUSED ME TO EXPERIENCE
>"OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER PISS SHITFUCK NIGGERDICK KIKE ASSFUCK SHITDAMN FAGGOT COMMUNIST COMMUNIST COMMUNIST TODAY'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY COMMUNIST SCUM GODDAMN EAT SHIT BACON WRAPPED HOTDOG SCUM COROLLA DRIVER COROLLA DRIVER COROLLA DRIVER COROLLA DRIVER COROLLA DRIVER..."
>such is life living in the Annapolis, MD area

Two words.
Kidz Bop

>>109633341
Nobody intimidates our clients.

Nobody

GO DADDY

GO GO

DADDY

>>109635070
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCPMLgTSw90

>University of Maryland University College

>>109634576
>>109634576
>>109634576

>The unique twisting motion minimizes bleeding and swelling

>Here's how it works

>NOPE.CLOSETAB.DELETESYSTEM32SHUTDOWN-RCOMPUTERINMICROWAVE.JPG.PNG.TFF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdRJ4sKigFo&feature=related

>>109634767
Fuuuuuuck
Those damn billboards are everywhere!!! I remember joking with my friend and replacing the "donate your car" to "donate your blood"

>5 hour energy commercials

This is like that time someone posted that old sears air conditioning shit they always had on cartoon network.

>>109635035
>>109634767
mfw the car radio doesn't work.

There are some that get so bad i have to hide cover my ears and hum loud.

>2006 Spike Game Awards
Every 5 times in a row every commercial break, ruined ST;TNG and Bond marathons then.

Not to mention this was 3 months before it was on.....then it spread to other channels.

>>109635316
that fucking commercial. I memorized all the fucking songs in it

OH DAMN UN-FUN MONKEY'S.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRt_idQ_4H8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ammjNujB0

I've searched, but this seems to be the only trace left of this commercial.

>>109635451
You call now.
I'll call now.

>>109635311
Fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice shame on me
Fucking thing had no porn at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

>>109635317
CYBERSECURITY NIGGA

STOP THE CHINESE HACKERS

>>109635241
I feel your pain, bro.

>>109632229
>KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGA

>>109635164
>The absolute best music of the year
>98 degrees