THIS HAPPENS? HELL YEAH! Best callback to the original, it's all I ever hoped for.

Is his name Dante?

>Hostages die because you took too long

S...s...stupid Jensen. It's...it's not like I like you or anything.

>>108847903
yeah. He called me out too...bastard

>2027
>Not augmenting your body so you look like a woman

I seriously hope you guys never asked for this.

>>108848096
>never ask for this
>never get this
fuck this gay earth

>>108847980
aw shit nigger

>Check e-mail first time I'm at Sarif
>Message from Athene asking me to investigator nueropozyne thefts
>Start following the chain of suspects and searching their offices
>Grab credit chits, Cyberboost, etc while I'm there, figure it won't matter to them
>Return to Sarif later on
>Suddenly I'm getting e-mails complaining about office break-ins/thefts

TECHNOLOGY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y414Q7vVgYU

THE SAFETY DANCE

>throw cardboard box at police officer
>get shot to death
I don't even

stop spying on my toilet happen prickard

>>108848676
Fuck. I didn't put two and two together until you said that. I'm an asshole.

>>108847903
That did it. Im buying this game from the christmas sales

>>108848723
>Have super human strength
>Hurl cardboard box at police officer
>He shoots back

>>108847980
>see some hostages
>"don't come here!"
>see the bomb and realize it's probably booby trapped
>shoot the bomb (green vial strapped to it rather) for shits and giggles
>toxins come flying out to the floor
>hostages still alive
>Jensen: "there were some hostages here. they're safe now"
>mfw

>>108848723

>throw box at officer
>"that was stupid"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vATVmhKaYaU&feature=channel_video_title

>>108848723

I know dat feel ;_;

>>108847903
Oh, look, it's Dante!

>>108847903
I can't describe to you how hard I laughed. Today OP was not a faggot.

Fuck guys is it possible to save Malik with a stealth Jensen? The only weapon I have is a tranq gun with like 10 charges, and I don't have much protein packs to run around and knock out everyone, plus there's a freaking robot. Maybe I can hack it and make it attack those assholes?

>>108849052
You need to be fast.

>>108849052
No hacking it, ain't no terminal linked to it. What exactly do you have, there's no way that's all you have in your inventory.

>>108849052
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SjM0eFik8

Do the dance, do the dance of stealth.

>Meet Malik at the garden pods
>Decide to use the CASIE aug on her to find out what she's been up to
>She says she's going to slap me if I use the CASIE aug on her
TECHNOLOGY!

Love refs back to the original game.

But whose bright idea was it to make the tranqs deadly at close range?

oh my god jc a bomb

Why does pritchard have an arch of CRT monitors in his office?

>>108849108
I also got couple of concussion grenades, but that's t, I'm fully on no-kill stealth run. Though I do have Typhoon with like 20 charges in case I'm gonna need it for a Boss, since fighting that bitch in Eliza's server was a pain.

>>108847903
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?? INSIDE I AM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU MANPIG!

>>108849290
>Though I do have Typhoon with like 20 charges
Well there you go. One dead bot. For the rest, try to draw attention to yourself and work fast.

>>108849261
Because #chan.

>>108849290
Concussion the 2 Heavies, and start taking people out. When the robot comes Typhoon it. Don't focus on the snipers, they don't damage the ship.

>>108849261
Hah, I didn't even realize that. I just thought it was some half build power coil or something when I glanced at it.

>>108849261
>Final Fantasy XXVII

Apparently either:

a) Someone loves the Final Fantasy series.

or

b) Proof that Final Fantasy is never final.

>>108849290
I said fuck it and saved her by killing everyone. I did an Icarus drop on to that mech at the end and it blew the fuck up. Was like the first time I ever used that ability.

>>108849526
it's published by square enix.

>>108849526

Well Square Enix IS the publisher...

Jensen confirmed for Dissidia

You do know that this is a reference to the first Deus Ex, right?

>>108849829
>That feel when none of your friends have played the original.

>>108849166
One time I killeda NSF in the first mission with the prod.
Mfw

>>108848676
was there ever a conclusion to that email thing? I did the same thing, but nothing ever came of it.

>>108849926

some great non-lethal take down there.

Paul why.

>>108850117
He's trying to get Anna Nevarra to become so attracted to JC she'll rape him.

Because helping brothers getting laid is the duty of the elderly brother.

>>108849886
>implying i have friends

>>108850273

Some by clone-proxy lovin' for Paul then?

>out of stun gun ammo
>pick up stun gun bullets
>still no stun gun ammo
why.jpg

>>108849886
My friends are even worse. One prides himself as loving old games and claims to not care about graphics, yet is a complete graphics whore. He can't finish DX because of it and all he ever talks about is how amazing Skyrim is going to look modded. I don't get it.

So who paid the Anonymous X? And is there really any consequences for not doing it?

>>108850772
>bullets

>>108850856
yes, a clip of stun gun bullets

>>108849640
Adam Jensen in the next Kingdom Hearts.

You heard it here first, guys.

I burn for more DLC. Preferably with more Tsunchard and Brolik shenanigans. Motherfucking dream team right there. I'd be happy with just a sandbox of Detroit after the fact (if you didn't decide to kill yourself and everybody else, but like fuck I was gonna do that after working hard to knock out all of those nutjobs) that changes depending on the ending you chose. Those epilogue films were a bit disappointing.

>>108848721
>Deus Ex: Dance Dance Revolution

>>108850817
I paid because I zoned out during the conversation and kind of forgot what I was doing, figured I may as well pay him for services rendered.

I want a DLC where every boss is a dance off about Jensens safety dance.

>>108852042
Bitch just got SERVED.

>>108847980

>Hostages die because I'm perving out in ladies room

betterthanexpected.rpg

>kill every ganger in derlict row
>NPCs in Sarif building comment that some lone crazy aug went on the rampage and the surviving gangers are buttmad as fuck about it
>win conversation battle against Taggart
>NPCs comment they saw me verbally destroy his anus on the news and it was awesome
TECHNOLOGY

>>108847903
>TECHNOLOGY!
>the original did the same thing 11 years ago
>OP never played the original Deus Ex
You're worse than Hitler.