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    1.42 MB ResumeAnon !/IferTlcNc 08/18/11(Thu)07:39 No.106981236  
    >Be a kid
    >Hanging around outside
    >Pick up stick
    >You are now the greatest swordsman to ever walk the earth
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)07:41 No.106981374
    >>106981236
    We used to fight with bros in school in slow motion with sticks...
    Those were the times.
    >Implying I didn't even make a Raziels reaver out of cardboard.
    >> ResumeAnon !/IferTlcNc 08/18/11(Thu)07:50 No.106982173
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    >>106981374
    Dem Epic Battles
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)07:52 No.106982343
    >be a kid
    >in a pool/shallow end of a lake or beach
    >suddenly you are masters of kung fu and are having a battle
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)07:56 No.106982714
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    i once accidiently ko'd my best friednd by kicking him straight to the face.

    >dat feel
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)07:59 No.106982892
    >be a kid
    >have to wear a belt one day
    >im now batman
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:00 No.106983003
    >>106982714
    I once made a friend pass out by jacking him off 13 times in one day
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:00 No.106983016
    >Be a kid
    >Make a little den
    >Bushes and sticks were the solid foundation
    >I know have my own castle you fuckers
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:01 No.106983061
    >be a kid
    >pick up metal stick
    >I am now a Jedi. More powerful than you can possibly imagine.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:02 No.106983149
    >>106983003
    his body wasnt ready YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:03 No.106983244
    >Be a kid
    >Grab my blanket
    >Wear it around my neck
    >I am now Superhero, ready to bring justice
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:03 No.106983275
    >be kid
    >climb tree
    >im now at the top of my tower looking down on the world
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:03 No.106983278
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    > be 26
    > pick a broomstick
    > swing around the broomstick like Kilik
    > feels good man
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:03 No.106983284
    >Be a kid
    >Grab the top lid of a trash can
    >I am now the motherfucking Captain America
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:04 No.106983331
    i found this badass long thin stick.
    was like katana.
    my brother thought he could attack me with a plastic gun, i swung the stick, the stuck cut part of the gun off.

    ahhh olden days.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:04 No.106983361
    >be a kid
    >go on a 18+ website
    >don't post on-topic
    >be hardcore
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:05 No.106983382
    >Be a kid
    >Hold a hand to form out a like a gun
    >Making lazer noises
    >Pew pew, bitches. Pew pew pew.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:05 No.106983432
    >Be a kid
    >have an uncle
    >pretend to be doctors and nurses all night
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:06 No.106983482
    >Be a kid
    >play black ops
    >pwn all the noobs
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:06 No.106983505
    >be a kid
    >pick up stick
    >put down stick
    >be a kid

    my childhood was rather dull
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:07 No.106983592
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    >>106983003
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:08 No.106983608
    >Be a kid
    >Bring the chairs from the kitchen into the living room
    >Grab your blanket
    >Form the chairs in square position
    >Use blanket as the rooftop
    >Go under
    >I am in my motherfucking sanctuary
    >Watch classic cartoons on TV, eat your favorite snack, drink your favorite food, it's all fucking good
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:09 No.106983671
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    >playing with older cousin
    >suddenly find a perfect stick, best stick I've ever found ever
    >"lol, let me play with it"
    >be a nice naive kid and give it to my cousin
    >he breaks it
    >yell at him
    >"hurr durr it's just a stick dude, chill"

    I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU CARL, FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:10 No.106983740
    >be an adult
    >have yard stick
    >start slashing the air like a samurai
    >knock something over
    >i have failed you, my lord
    >jab self in stomach with yard stick
    >puke all over the floor
    >burst into treats
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:10 No.106983755
    >>106983671
    What a busta.

    CARL YOU BUSTA
    >> ResumeAnon !/IferTlcNc 08/18/11(Thu)08:12 No.106983932
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    >>106983608
    yes this!
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:14 No.106984078
    >>106983932

    Fuck yeah.
    Brofist.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:15 No.106984151
    >be kid
    >had a playground nearby wiht a boat in sand
    >sand is now water
    >pretend were playing thunder in paradise
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:16 No.106984189
    >be a kid
    >Pick a stick and grab my blanket then make a little den
    >i fucking KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:16 No.106984191
    >>106983608
    >Drink your favorite food

    Holy shit building a fort enabled you to defy physics?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:16 No.106984209
    >Be a kid
    >Ride in car
    >There is now a man running along side jumping over obstacles
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:17 No.106984291
    >be kid
    >find big stick outside or maybe old broken hockey stick
    >stick it in the ground so it stands up
    >have baseball bat
    >full swing smash the stick with the bat

    >I AM BREAKING YOUR WEAPON WITH A CRUSHING BLOW, QUAKE IN FEAR
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:19 No.106984431
    >be a kid
    >drunken dad comes home
    >i'm now in my happy place
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:19 No.106984449
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    >>106983932

    THAT FUCKING CASTLE, MAN
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:22 No.106984689
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    >>106983671
    >"hurr durr it's just a stick dude, chill"

    FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:27 No.106985053
    >be a kid
    >told to clean up my room
    >remember Wolfenstein for whatever reason
    >pretend to be a Nazi soldier telling a prisoner to clean up
    >pretend to be a prisoner and clean up
    >grab a wooden knife and kill the Nazi
    >FREEDAM

    True story, bros
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:28 No.106985131
    >>106983482
    This... This is our reality, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:28 No.106985135
    >>106984431
    JOKER is dat you
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:28 No.106985141
    >>106985053
    Wait you killed yourself? So the Prisoner was the Oppressor all along... Shit's deep bro.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:30 No.106985276
    >>106983505
    How sad
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:30 No.106985340
    >Be a kid
    >get very huge box
    >Get in
    >I'm in a coffin being a mummy/vampire

    Just for not tell something with sticks
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:31 No.106985413
    >>106985141
    we need to go deeper
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:32 No.106985464
    >be a kid
    >burn my house down
    >i'm now in wonderland
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:33 No.106985522
    >>106985413
    are you INSANE? THAT IS TOO UNSTABLE! NOBODY CAN PULL THIS OFF!!
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:33 No.106985542
    >Be a kid
    >Walking home from school in the middle of a Canadian winter
    >A blizzard starts to pick up
    >I put on my hood from my furry parka
    >I AM NOW A WANDERER FINDING MY WAY THROUGH THIS BARREN LAND

    God I wish I was a kid again ;_;
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:34 No.106985561
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    >>106981236
    are you me?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:34 No.106985579
    >be me now
    >do a frozen runner pose next to girl
    >"excuse me, you're standing on my cape"
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:34 No.106985581
    > be a kid
    > wrestling with my cousin
    > she pins me face down against the marble floor
    > try to struggle, tubing my dick against the floor
    > after struggling like so for a while, feel an awesome sensation on my dick
    > from that day forward, whenever I'm alone, I would run my dick against hard places to masturbate, 6 years before even reaching puberty
    > now I can't climax under normal circumstances

    feels bad man
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:34 No.106985608
    not video games

    reported
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:35 No.106985676
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    >>106985579
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:37 No.106985765
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    >It's too warm to wear your jumper
    >Wrap it round your arm
    >MEGAMAN AINT GOT SHIT ON ME BITCHES
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:37 No.106985816
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    >>106982343
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:38 No.106985835
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    >>106983278
    >>106983278
    >>106983278
    >>106983278
    Shit was awesome, yo.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:38 No.106985882
    >swimming with friends
    >slow motion underwater matrix fights
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:39 No.106985905
    >>106984209
    I still do this.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:40 No.106985988
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    >>106985882
    >>106985882
    >>106985882

    All the damn time.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:40 No.106985998
    >be kid
    >floor is now lava
    >go from kitchen to bedroom without touching
    >im indiana jones
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:40 No.106986010
    >Be a kid
    >Set my hand on the table
    >I am now an explorer who goes through the rain forest searching for treasure like Indiana Jones.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:41 No.106986017
    >Be a kid
    >Watching Dragon Ball Z
    >OH WOW OH WOW RADITZ AND GOKU ARE GOING TO FIGHT.
    >Next day at school.
    >Best Friend is yelling kamehameha
    >Do the same to see which of us is stronger.
    >We do this for about 5 minutes until do some type of choreographed DBZ fight and we never really hurt each other.
    >Tons of fun.
    >He ended up getting shot when he was 16.
    >No more good times with my best friend.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:41 No.106986068
    >be a kid
    >have a katana toy
    >have a submachine gun toy
    >I am now a futurustic ninja, death bringer of mankind

    >defend the house from invisible enemies
    >dog is the boss
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:42 No.106986167
    >be a kid
    >grocery shopping with mother
    >pushing trolley/shopping cart
    >i'm in a spaceship flying through enemy territory
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:42 No.106986168
    >Be a kid
    >Pick up a stick
    >Run around like an idiot with a stick
    >Trip, fall, and almost stab eye out with the stick
    It's all fun and games...
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:42 No.106986170
    >>106986068
    Fucking COOL
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:43 No.106986190
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    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:43 No.106986219
    >be a kid
    >ride a car
    >shoot all cars not the same colour as yours, HP depends on the color (Black car = BOSS)
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:43 No.106986225
    >Be 8
    >Some guy parks outside my house when I'm home alone
    >Make some fucking badass fucking makeshift armor out of pans and shit
    >Get a golf club and a motherfucking frying pan shield and wait by the door to kill that fucker
    >He just drives away
    >"Yeah, I totally scared him off"
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:44 No.106986255
    >Be a kid
    >Pick up a stick
    >"what am I supposed to do with this?"
    >go inside
    >read books
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:45 No.106986382
    >be a kid
    >driving through shadows works like an accelerator pad
    >drive through a forest
    >WE HAVE EXCEEDED THE SPEED OF LIGHT
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:45 No.106986396
    When did you failed in your life /v/?
    You were such a good child.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:46 No.106986458
    >>106986065
    Way to miss the point, asshole. I bet you were one of those annoying kids who just yelled
    >GET OVER HERE
    >GET OVER HERE
    >GET OVER HERE
    >GET OVER HERE
    every time you played Mortal Kombat on the playground.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:46 No.106986489
    >>106986396

    When my brother said:

    "Hey Anon, try out this cool game called Runescape"
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:47 No.106986545
    >Be a kid
    >Listen to christian radio and watch christian TV 24/7.
    >Condemn 4chan to hell because of sins.
    >Get to hang out with god later.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:48 No.106986592
    >ride our bicycles around the local park, pretending we're playing Diddy Kong Racing
    >even draw item balloons on the floor
    >I play fair
    >my asshole friend ALWAYS pretends he has a Shield item when I shoot my rockets
    Fucking cheater.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:48 No.106986602
    I actually devised a Tag game with VELOCIRAPTORS and HUNTERS in it. We tried to walk like raptors and have our hands look like raptor claws. Our hunters used all kinds of toy guns.

    That shit happend around the time when the first Jurassic Park came out on VHS. Fucking awesome shit back then.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:48 No.106986606
    >>106986545
    They you became jesus chirst?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:49 No.106986708
    >Be a 14 year old kid
    >Grandparent tell you you're playing too much video games
    >Pick up sword
    >You are now going to jail, murderer.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:49 No.106986715
    When I was a little kid in primary school, I had one really close bro friend named Ajax. At the school we went to, there was these trees that had weird brown pods growing from the branches, and Iinside each of the pods was a single yellow seed. We collected the "golden seeds" and tried to do two things with them: Firstly, we tried to introduce them as legal tender among the school students. We got a few people in on it, but it never really worked out.

    After that failed, we used them to create our own real life strategy game. We amassed dozens, then hundreds, of these seeds and made our own personal stashes. Then, every lunch break and every afternoon after school, we would find a patch of land to set up on, and start playing. There was no real rules to the game. Each seed represented one man, and our goal was to gather resources to further increase our populations and materials at our disposal. We would use leaves and sticks to make towns for our seeds, and expand from grass to the large rock nearby or to the trunk of a tree, all across whatever we had at our disposal.

    Before each game, we would establish who we were: Hermits, imperial soldiers, dragonkin, whatever we felt like at the time. We imformed each other of everything we did so as to keep it fair. For instance, if I decided that while mining I find a large iron vein, I would announce that to him and he would have to agree whether that was acceptable. We generally accepted whatever we threw out there, so long as it wasn't too stupid.

    We usually ran campaigns against each other, but we rarely fought. Instead we would just spend two or three hours amassing our armies, then just stop and go home and start again the next day.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:50 No.106986762
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    be 24
    >have a shitty car
    >have balding like jason statham
    >drive it fast and precise on the interstate
    >i am now the transporter
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:50 No.106986789
    >>106986715
    Fuck, I miss that so much. It was the best of fun, with those tiny little seeds. I remember the literally countless hours we spent playing it. We must have amassed at least a dozen every week, and doing it for months on end.

    I remember the blue tarp that covered the sand box that we claimed was the lake, and our only source of water. I remember stalking through the long grass searching for dragons, announcing that I slew one and lost 20 men in the process and was now manufacturing its leather and teeth to make armour and spears for my elite soldiers. I remember him making his hermits living in mud tunnels on a hill in his backyard, that they specialized in archery and were expert hunters, while I tended to revolve my campaigns more around mining. I remember how every sessions would start of with us hunting elk for their horns and hide. I remember us scaling the school grotto together and having a conflict by sliding our seeds between the gaps of the bricks, and that behind the grotto was dark mess of bark and shrubbery that we mutually agreed was the primary hunting ground for the most powerful dragons and other mythical creatures.

    I would do anything to play that with him one more time, just to let our imaginations run free and spend the day playing that glorious game with no plot and no rules. It was probably the most fun I had between the ages of 1 and 12.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:51 No.106986833
    >>106985722
    >>106985722
    >>106985722
    >>106985722
    >>106985722
    >>106985722
    >>106985722
    >>106985722

    Feels batman.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:51 No.106986841
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    >Be a kid
    >Friend and I pick up sticks
    >We are now sworn enemy knights who must duel to the death for honor and glory
    >The duel is mostly in slow motion with sound effects
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:52 No.106986888
    >Be 22 and onward
    >Live in rural region.
    >Have car
    >Drive around late at night with solemn atmospheric music.
    >Feel the very slight grasp of sleep
    >Drive from small village to small village on roads surrounded by vast fields

    I am a drifter, an aimless wanderer, lonely, but hopeful.
    This world is a beautiful one.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:53 No.106986985
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    >Hanging out with friend in my garage
    >Find 2 metal pipes
    >TWO SWORDS MEN MEET, THEIR FATES SHALL CLASH
    >This pretty much went up into highschool when the poles broke

    For his 22nd birthday, I got him a nice pipe.
    When he opened it, he started laughing, then we left everyone inside while we fought once again.
    >our faces when
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:54 No.106987046
    >>106986888
    You're a faggot
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:54 No.106987066
    >>106986985
    Fucking awesome.
    >> Шепард !NoraVXgoIM!!scYB2kRJEWe 08/18/11(Thu)08:55 No.106987126
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    While being 16 years old, an older friend who was in a kendo class brought his sword with him and said to me that i should find a nice stick so could practise. That was the best day of my life. We fought like men and got injured and felt great afterwards. He learned me a lot that day. Oh boy, to be young again... if i'd ever got the option to chose, what day of my life i would like to relive, it would be that one.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:55 No.106987132
    >>106987066
    Shit got real when it started to rain, too.
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    >>106986985

    I got my best friend a pair of kendo sticks for his birthday, His face lit up and we duel once more like in the days of old
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:56 No.106987187
    >>106985542
    I still do this, well, similar; whenever it snows I always imagine I'm Solid Snake in the second area in MGS1.

    Also,
    >Be 23
    >Walking down a street and no one's in sight
    >I am now the only person left in the world
    >I have free reign to do whatever I want
    >Jump out my fucking skin when I walk round the corner and there's an old lady right in front of me and scare the shit out of her in the process

    Fun times.
    >> Doomzzg !pFLTp2Po.w 08/18/11(Thu)08:56 No.106987196
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    >Be kid
    >In the shower
    >Water is rushing trough my fingers
    >I am now poseidon
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:57 No.106987216
    >>106987046
    Fuck you, trips are god-tier.
    >> Шепард !NoraVXgoIM!!scYB2kRJEWe 08/18/11(Thu)08:57 No.106987230
    >>106987126
    >learned
    i meant taught.
    >> KB !!WaBEhCOziwt 08/18/11(Thu)08:57 No.106987249
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    >be a kid
    >hanging in my backyard with friend
    >imagine that we are two warriors living in a medievil world where we must fight and kill the hundred deadly mages to save the world we live in
    >outside is our battlefield and inside was the arena, shop and inn
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)08:58 No.106987308
    >>106987196
    >be kid
    >in shower
    >put my hand in the shape of what spiderman does
    >water runs down from my wrist
    >I'm motherfucking spiderman
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:00 No.106987453
    >Be an adult
    >Wearing a jumper with a hood
    >Place the hood over my head
    >I'm now an assassin
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:00 No.106987459
    >be kid
    >in shower
    >touch penis
    >first orgasm ever

    you will never forget that feel
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:00 No.106987476
    >be an adult
    >hide under blanket
    >look out through small opening
    >It's like I'm back in 'Nam
    >> Millencolin !!Qy++8D2pwp7 08/18/11(Thu)09:00 No.106987524
    >>106986396
    When I realized the school system was shit and I could progress even if I did no work. Now I'm a high school drop out working a shit job.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:00 No.106987536
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    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:01 No.106987594
    >>106986396
    When I decided I didn't wanna grow up.

    Manchild 4 lyf
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:02 No.106987659
    >>106987459

    >at public inside bath
    >one underwater thing is pushing out water with extrem force
    >put dock in front of
    >experience first orgasm
    >do it every time you get to that bath

    Anyone else did this?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:02 No.106987672
    >Be kid
    >Have a friend with a similar train of mind
    >Have huge epic fantasy time
    >Draw a map
    >Both of us have swords or some other form of weapon
    >Epic adventures, huge battles of thousands on open fields
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:02 No.106987691
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    >>106987603

    No one must know of my terrible secret
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:03 No.106987734
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    >be a kid
    >be today
    >be in my room watching tv
    >floor is now lava
    >have to make my way to the kitchen to get snacks
    >climb on wooden wall frames and slowly make my way to the kitchen
    >i am now a motherfucking Spider-man
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:03 No.106987780
    >>106987659
    Well not the orgasm part
    But I do remember the keeping dick in front of it and the sensation.
    Fucking grandpa's always trying to take the spot!
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:04 No.106987798
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    >>106987734
    >be a kid
    >be today
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:04 No.106987805
    >have mighty Godzilla plastic toy
    >take a good dozen photos of it
    >snicker the whole time
    >"That'll scare the the living bajeebus out of the developer!"

    To be young again...
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:04 No.106987859
    >be a kid
    >have shit ton of action figures, mostly Dbz
    >neighbor is the same way
    >we have epic battles
    >we actually have our own universe with backstory
    >not like the cheesy pew pew pew action like they show kids on tv
    >we try or damn hardest to mimic certain sounds
    >everyone in our universe can obtain dbz powers
    >even batman fuck yeah
    > everytime he got a new toy, like the time he got fatbuu, i went and bought the better version, aka gohan buu and kid buu
    >had ultimate gohan, vegito, and gohan buu so he couldnt do shit to my army
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:05 No.106987921
    >be a kid
    >find cardboard box
    >i'm motherfucking solid snake
    i once hid under that box for two and a half hours, but no one came looking so that I could surprise them ;_;
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:05 No.106987922
    >be a kid
    >underwater
    >i am now a mermaid
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:05 No.106987945
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    >be a kid
    >playing in parents room
    >find a porn magazine
    >look at the girls vaginas
    >girl sucking a penis
    >show it to my friends one night at a sleep over
    >dude lets try it
    >five 9-10 year old boys sucking each others dicks

    true story too
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:06 No.106987978
    >>106987922
    >Not being a Kraken
    >Laughinglads.jpg
    >> mavis !!Q9GSiSChjf5 08/18/11(Thu)09:06 No.106987986
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    >be 21
    >hanging around outside
    >pick up stick
    >you are now the greatest swordsman to ever walk the earth
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:06 No.106988025
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    >be a kid
    >father helps me craft a simple bow and buys arrows for it
    >practice with it in my backyard
    >I am now a master archer serving the King
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:07 No.106988054
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    >>106987798
    At least let me pretend i'm a kid, ok?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:07 No.106988115
    >be a kid
    >playing hide and seek
    >hide under bed sheets
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:07 No.106988121
    >>106987945

    why boner
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:08 No.106988179
    >be a kid
    >burn the couch

    i almost burnt the whole house lol
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:08 No.106988197
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    >>106987945
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:08 No.106988208
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    >Be a kid
    >Help dad dig up a stump
    >Huge hole and dirt pile in back yard
    >Gets me army men as reward
    >I AM THE GREEN COMMANDER, AND I SHALL DESTROY THE TAN SCUM.
    >my mom's face when she comes home to see my dad and I covered in dirt throwing big rocks at each other
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:09 No.106988227
    >>106987986
    Oh wow. That character brings back memories.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:09 No.106988258
    This is why life was better when I was 10...
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:10 No.106988316
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    >Be 40
    >Bend down to pick up stick
    >fall over
    >Cry in Agony
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:10 No.106988349
    >2nd grade
    >Playing kickball
    >Start running
    >Start farting
    >TURBO ROCKETS ENGAGED
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:10 No.106988353
    >be a kid
    >hanging around outside
    >find a branch as tall as me
    >Yes, I am a wizard
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:11 No.106988395
    >be a kid
    >jump up
    >maximals, maximize
    >transform
    >suddenly, very bad feeling
    >turn around
    >my two best friends have been following me closely for a few minutes
    >they know my secret
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:11 No.106988401
    >Be a kid
    >still a kid
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:12 No.106988468
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    >This thread
    >Remember how much fun childhood was
    >Realise how much of a cynical douche I've become
    >Become aware that I will never experience the euphoric joy of being a kid again

    No amount of sex, money, booze and music will substitute playing in a field with a stick and a toy gun I spent a month saving up my pocket money to buy.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:12 No.106988506
    >be a kid
    >start dancing like MC Hammer and making the sound of a transformer transforming
    >become unstoppable death machine
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:13 No.106988570
    >be a kid
    >pretending to be goku in my basement
    >firing a kamehameha at my wall
    >turn around
    >sister and all of her friends
    >they know my secert
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:14 No.106988622
    >be a kid
    >take knife and sharpen a stick
    >I am now the greatest blacksmith ever.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:14 No.106988649
    > be 21
    > walking outside through a crowded street
    > Stick to the shadows and hug walls because I'm Ezio Auditore master assassin.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:14 No.106988655
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    >>106988468
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:14 No.106988671
    >be a kid
    >get pans and pots
    >bang on them with spoons
    >I AM DRUMMER
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:14 No.106988680
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    >>106988460

    Holy shit that happen to me to.... but there was also another woman with them
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:15 No.106988728
    >>106982343

    HOLY SHIT, that brought me back .. :') good times.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:16 No.106988777
    >be kid
    >take hot shower
    >step out of shower
    >steaming body
    >clench fists
    >my fists are made of fire they are smoking
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:16 No.106988799
    >>106988736
    *and last
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:16 No.106988805
    >be a kid
    >hide under blanket
    >I am now invisible

    Alternatively
    >wrap blanked around self
    >I am now a dark lord
    >make me a grilled cheese, servant woman
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:17 No.106988851
    >Be in pool with friend
    >Suddenly
    >We are anti-grav warriors
    >Of dragonball z proportions
    >Matrix run flips
    >backflips sideflips frontflips
    >blockan kicks and punches everywhere
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:17 No.106988865
    >be a kid
    >jump off swing
    >i'm now superman
    >land on a rock
    >i'm now christopher reeve
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:18 No.106988912
    >>106988865

    I shouldn't have laughed
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:18 No.106988944
    >Be a kid
    >unscrew stick from broom
    >I am now Zhao Yun
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:18 No.106988955
    >Be a kid
    >Dream I could actually fly but not too high over the ground
    >Best time of my life

    I want those dreams back.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:19 No.106988995
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    >be a kid
    >get what's in the picture
    >I HAVE A CRANK MACHINEGUN, LIKE THOSE IN WESTERNS
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:19 No.106989002
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    >>106988865
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:19 No.106989003
    >>106987308
    This. Hundreds times this
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:19 No.106989046
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    >>106988865
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:20 No.106989070
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    >>106988865
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:20 No.106989083
    >Be a kid
    >Dream about sageing a non-vidya thread on a vidya board
    >Grow up
    >Actually do it
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:21 No.106989140
    >>106988865

    oh shit
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:21 No.106989159
    >>106982343
    >be a kid
    >in a pool/shallow end of a lake or beach
    >I can now use the Kamehameha wave
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:21 No.106989181
    >>106988468
    TRUE my childhood sucks even though people thought i was a spoiled kid
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:21 No.106989188
    >Be in last year of highschool
    >Get clean up duty with your friend as punishment
    >We both get a broom
    >We start battling
    >At first people are like "omg they are so childish"
    >Couple minutes later everybody is cheering for their favorite and I'm pretty sure that bets were being made.
    >Teacher comes in
    >GIVE ME THOSE BROOMS AND GO HOME

    It was only the best day ever.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:24 No.106989450
    TO THOSE COMPLAINING "HURR DURR I CAN'T MAKE BLANKET FORTS ANYMORE"

    FUCK YOU!

    I LIVE ON MY OWN

    I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

    IM GOING TO BUILD A FORT AND SHIT

    FUCK YOU ALL
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:26 No.106989563
    BEST THREAD EVER LET'S DO THIS FOREVER
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:26 No.106989593
    >>106984209

    You are almost me.

    Except the man had a hoverboard.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:26 No.106989643
    >>106984209
    This except it was Hunter from Spyro.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:28 No.106989805
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    I was a mecha pilot
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:28 No.106989811
    >>106986382
    I always used to pretend that shadows were the only real parts of the ground and that light spots were pits of nothingness.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:29 No.106989839
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    >>106987945
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:30 No.106989933
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    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:30 No.106989951
    >>106989805
    I used to do this all the time with the chairs in my mom's office. "Mom you're working late again and the baby sitter can't come? Time to SUIT UP."
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:30 No.106989978
    >>106989889
    When I'm a parent, I want to larp with my kids.

    Go sew your kid a cape, and build him a boffer and a helmet then duel with him.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:30 No.106989981
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    >Be kid
    >Be in gym
    >'Okay class, pick 2 partners for the relay race'
    >"What comes up must come down, yet my feet don't touch the ground. See the world spinning upside down, it's a mighty clash without a sound!"
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:30 No.106989984
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    >>106983382
    >> Lagamuffin !!V2psZo0B7y4 08/18/11(Thu)09:31 No.106990044
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    >>106989933
    not bad.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:31 No.106990063
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    >be a kid
    >carry umbrella because it's supposed to rain
    >I am the Penguin plotting my next big heist
    >ruin 3 umbrellas by trying to make them "clack" properly against the sidewalk

    Worth it.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:32 No.106990107
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    >>106989933
    double dubs?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:32 No.106990148
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    >>106990044

    Right back at you.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:33 No.106990190
    >be 15
    >babysitting 5 year old cousin
    >she's playing with 3 year old sister
    >"Hey, want me to make you a house?"
    >I spend an hour constructing the most awesome fort you could ever imagine
    >tell them to go watch tv or something while I play in my new fort
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:33 No.106990216
    I don't think this was common but,

    >Mom is a young single parent
    >She works long nights at supermarket
    >I have to wait for her to finish at work sometimes
    >Drive the the power scooters ago the store for hours
    >I am a race car driver
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:33 No.106990223
    >Be kid.
    >Get out of steaming shower.
    >Am now Darth Vader.
    >Bring me Luke Skywalker.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:36 No.106990408
    >>106989889

    Fuck that I’m going to go join him, fuck the haters
    PLANKET FORT AND EPIC SWORD FIGHTS
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:37 No.106990481
    >>106982343
    Holy Fuck, Yes!
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:38 No.106990580
    >Be at beach
    >Strong waves crashing a your legs
    >Be immovable like a mountain
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:38 No.106990621
    >be a kid
    >go to friend's house
    >he has an electronic fire truck
    >also has Jurassic Park t-rex head puppet
    >tape the head to the firetruck's ladder
    >control the ladder with the remote
    >I am now Steven fucking Spielberg
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:39 No.106990630
    >be 20
    >make a fort by my couch with my girlfriend
    >oral sex
    >intercourse, cum in her
    >she was a pretty girl who plays video games
    >i ruined it

    welp
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:40 No.106990744
    >be a kid
    >have a huge box
    >it's a motherfucking car
    >vrooooooom vrooom

    Boxes man, fuck they are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:40 No.106990781
    >be a kid
    >have red lightsaber and Darth Vader helmet
    >dark lord up in this shit
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:41 No.106990819
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    >>106990630
    >you will never find a girl who wants to build a fort with you
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:42 No.106990919
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    >>106990744
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:43 No.106990978
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    >be 7
    >lock myrself in a closet
    >I now have secret laboratory for my satanic experiments!
    >bring all my toys there
    >define certain parts of the closet as "chem lab", "bio lab", etc.
    >start carrying snacks from the kitchen to my lab
    >insist on bringing dinner there
    >find a pillow and a blanket to live there

    or

    >find a stick
    >tie a peice of rope to it's end
    >LEGENDARY WHIP, FWOOSH FWOOSH

    Shit was glorious.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:43 No.106990999
    >>106990580
    >Lay in the water
    >Tide pushes me up onto the beach
    >I am now a shipwreck survivor, alone on this desert island
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:46 No.106991164
    >>106990999
    >be a kid
    >in the beach
    >strong waves pushing and pulling me so i hold on to the Danger Flag
    > I am now Gandalf the Gray, non shall pass!
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:46 No.106991166
    >Be a kid
    >Eating at the table
    >Turn the two adjacent chairs with their backs facing me
    >I'M HAVING DINNER IN A HELICOPTER MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:46 No.106991182
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    >imitating an epic battle
    >you start mumbling battle tune
    >shit just went beyond epic

    Fucking Gulie's theme
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:46 No.106991210
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    >Be the kid.
    >Friend and I are too young to know about sex.
    >He basically tells me he was testing his penis and stuff and was talking heaps but I was only half-interested (playing Smash or something).
    >Years later it occurs to me that he pretty much fucked his sister when he was like 11 and she was 9 and then told me.
    >He probably vaugely remembers telling me and it explains the slight hesitation whenever the topic of 'firsts' or 'numbers' comes up.

    >Be the kid.
    >Friend and I spray aerosols all through a small cupboard sized hallway segment.
    >Fucking get high as shit off it and spin in a circle banging into eachother and screaming for hours.
    >Do this all the time.
    >I am probably brain damaged, but everyone seems to think I am a genius.
    Everything went better than expecteasrper.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:48 No.106991324
    >be a kid
    >watch Indian in the Cupboard
    >wish I had a cupboard to make all my toys come to life
    That thieving faggot made Vader come to life and all he did was keep a little indian figure alive? We all could have done better things.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:48 No.106991326
    >Be a kid
    >Be at the beach
    >Tide's out
    >Build a sand castle with flood walls and moats and shit so it can survive the incoming tide

    Man what I wouldn't give to be a kid again...
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:49 No.106991454
    >11 yo
    >pick up long, LONG string
    >I am now spiderman
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:52 No.106991653
    >be a kid
    >have He-Man action figures
    >take them to bathtub one day
    >He-Man meets evil water demons
    >epic battle begins
    >Transformer action figures come for back-up
    >Star Wars starfighters give air support
    >army toys launch mortars and shit
    >chaos everywhere, but battle eventually comes to close
    >everyone become friends again and eat grilled cheese sandwiches

    good times...
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:52 No.106991664
    >>106983482
    Ahh the nostalgia...
    I wish those times would come back once more.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:53 No.106991732
    >be a kid
    >live with grandparents since mother is in military
    >grandmother drags me to fabric store every other day
    >collect string and make balls from them every time
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:55 No.106991864
    >>106991326
    >boyscout camping trip at the ocean
    >build great fortresses close to the tides
    >safeguard the kingdom from the power of the tides for all eternity
    >big ass wave comes
    >the day of reckoning has come
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:55 No.106991873
    >be a kid
    >sit in bathtub or get in a fetal position during shower
    >close eyes
    >I open my eyes, look at my hands and slowly get up as if assuming a new body
    >I am now a god reborn
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:56 No.106991920
    >>106991653
    >dramatic confrontation where the enemy is tossed into the water below
    awesome times.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:56 No.106992004
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    >Not picking up a longer stick and becoming the greatest spearman ever.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:57 No.106992037
    ITT
    We long to be children

    Which is odd as most of /v/ seems to want to be girls
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:58 No.106992104
    >be a kid
    >in bath
    >bring action figures of a stealth spy guy and some guys that look like latino guerrilla
    >now playing stealthy underwater cover ops in which spy guy stabs the bad guys and brings the body in the water.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:58 No.106992144
    And then we grew up, realized the world is a horrible place, became shut ins, and started playing obscene amounts of video games until we died. The end.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)09:59 No.106992224
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    >be 12
    >have a toy gun
    >start shootout with your friends
    >suddenly, out of plastic bullets
    >throw your pistol away and run towards your friends, screaming and waving your hands around furiously
    >You are now mighty viking berseker
    >PAIN AND WOUNDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME! AAAAAALL HAAAAAIIIIIL OOOOOODIIIIIIN
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:00 No.106992271
    >>106992037
    >Implying I didn't steal my mothers lipstick, and tuck my dick in longing to be a girl as a child.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:00 No.106992272
    >Be a kid
    >Kick a friend real softly not meaning anything by it
    >Friend grabs my leg and holds it
    >I back-flip and kick my friend in the chin as I escape his leg hold
    >Friend is crying his eyes out
    >I'm amazed because I never back-flipped before
    >Leave my friend on the floor crying. Go home thinking I'm the greatest martial artist who ever lived
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:00 No.106992275
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    >Be a kid
    >It is winter, school benches outside are covered with ice
    >Me and my friend think up a game to play with ice covered benches
    >It catches on, everybody loves it
    >Teacher says we can't play it anymore because it's dangerous

    Felt bad man.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:02 No.106992517
    >>106992275
    I once broke my cheekbone by running across icey benches
    Never again.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:03 No.106992521
    >be kid
    >watch DBZ
    >think my dad is strong enough to destroy houses with his bare hands
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:03 No.106992540
    >be 9
    >winter
    >go for a walk
    >see metal pole
    >parents find you 10 minutes after with your tongue frozen to the pole.
    >still was wort it.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:03 No.106992548
    >>106992224
    >be 6
    >gun fight with friends
    >suddenly out of plastic bullets
    >throw gun away
    >"Don't worry, I can just borrow my dad's gun."
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:04 No.106992677
    >>106992275
    >Be a child
    >Teacher enforce their laws

    There were the tyrants who us worthy knights must face and destroy for the people of the playground, we are the heroes they deserve
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:05 No.106992691
    >>106992271
    This. So much this. I'm getting hormones now though, ~18 yrs later.

    Fuck this gay Earth
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:05 No.106992706
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    >be a kid
    >grandfather can lift me with one arm
    >he admits to being a superhero
    >my face when
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:05 No.106992768
    >>106992521
    That's me, always saw my dad as some kind of perfect diety when I was young.
    I still think that, god damn he's the bro incarnate.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:07 No.106992874
    >be 9
    >mother gone to friends
    >alone in the house
    >close down every sun blinds in the entire house
    >the house is now pitch dark as an abyss of demons
    >pick up toy guns and flash light
    >I am now a colonial marine, trying to survive this Alien hell. Damn you Way Yutani and your devilish god games!!
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:07 No.106992919
    >Be a kid
    >Playing with toy guns
    >Guns are shity and can't shoot more than 30 feet
    >A friend buys a new one after his old one got filled up with sand
    >Easily hits me in the eye from 40 feet or so
    >More confused than in pain

    Those toys were chinese, how the fuck did it reach my eye?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:08 No.106992930
    >>106992144
    And our dorfen fortresses prospered for thousands of years
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:08 No.106992967
    >>106992271
    I didnt go as far as lipstick but I would wear oversized shirts, with a belt and turn them into short dresses.
    Guilty of tucking it.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:09 No.106993046
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    Goddamn. I remember picking up a stick and pretended all the trees around me were evil tree monsters and I had to fend them off. My friends and I would also look for the best sticks to fight with. We ended up stealing some farmers tomato sticks. One of my friends was fucking huge and my smaller friend and I would gang up on him with 2 small sticks while he had a huge ass branch. We'd hit eachother as hard as we could and get hurt a lot of the time. The idea was to break the big branch slowly so we could strike him. We use to have rubber band fights as well and wear goggles.

    We also loved Warhammer when we were younger, it seemed a lot darker and less corny to me back then, this was like 4th grade, we only got into to it because of one of the older brothers, we'd pretend we were whatever race and juke it out, we'd do similar stuff with video game characters, like real life SSB but with any characters. I'd often go Abe because I could control people. I was the kid that always cheated and never died.

    But the best of all, the fucking best of all, was real life resident evil. Holy shit that was fucking hardcore. We ended up getting over 10-12 people playing. We'd assign 2 or so zombies and everyone would run and hide and get eaten and such. Pretty much tag but much scarier because you had to roleplay whichever zombie you were. You could also fight back. I remember hiding behind a building with some kid I didn't even know but we were both so fucking scared because someone was right there.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:09 No.106993067
    >>106992691
    Good for you, bro.
    I would, but I don't think I'd look good as a girl cause I'm too fat/tall/hairy
    Maybe if I loose some weight.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:12 No.106993242
    >be in elementary school
    >my class has an ongoing rivalry with the grade above us
    >one day we suddenly have a recess rumble
    >I always watched old kung-fu films with my dad so I do a move where I stick my leg out
    >one of the older kids trips and sprains their ankle
    >the kid starts crying and everybody looks at me because shit just got real
    >the kid is away from school for longer than expected be he got pink eye during recovery
    >everyone thinks that's also my fault
    >I'm a fucking wizard
    I didn't think it made me tough shit either, because I was busy worrying how bad my parents would punish me for hurting someone else and also being labeled as the 'bad kid'.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:13 No.106993392
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    >Be a sponge
    >Get in a box
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:18 No.106993724
    >be 8
    >with friend
    >now pokemon masters
    >find stick
    >WE MUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:19 No.106993811
    >>106991324
    >watch Indian in the Cupboard
    NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:19 No.106993814
    >be a kid
    >have a shit ton of Legos
    >create a huge city in a room and a dozen spaceships and boats
    >play DBZ/medieval shit/Star Wars with my best bros
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:20 No.106993894
    >Be a kid hanging with my friend
    >Grab stick and pretend it's a sword and attack friend
    >Friend grabs a stick to defend himself. He makes a "woooshing" sound as he swings it so I know that means he's wielding a lightstaber
    >Pretend my sword turns into a gun and shoot my friend
    >Friend hides behind tree. As he's hiding his lightsaber becomes a rocket cannon
    >My gun becomes a tank
    >His cannon becomes a mech
    >I complain he can't do that
    >He says he can
    >A real fight erupts between us
    >We don't talk to each other for a few days afterwards
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:20 No.106993940
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    >Be a kid
    >In the shower
    >Notice the water is running down my arm and shooting off of my fingers if I hold my arm the right way
    >I AM AN ELITE MEMBER OF THE X-MEN WHO CAN CONTROL WATER
    >OH SHIT WOLVERINE I NEED BACKUP 3 SENTINELS INCOMING
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:20 No.106993954
    >>106993814
    >Legos

    Legos are awesome. All kids should have those. I'd rather have my kid play with those than any gem of gaming history.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:21 No.106993987
    >>106993954
    Megablocks are for casuals.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:22 No.106994093
    >>106993940
    used to do that all the fucking time, shit was so cash
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:23 No.106994177
    >Be a kid
    >Sit inside all day playing videogames
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:24 No.106994191
    >>106993954
    >put Dumbledore's hair on a guy
    >He's now SSJ3 Goku
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:24 No.106994243
    >>106993954

    Could also give him minecraft, that why he will never run out of the damn blocks
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:25 No.106994339
    >be a kid
    >exit the shower
    >fog everywhere as I open the shower door
    >I am a biological experiment gone wrong
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:26 No.106994358
    >>106994243
    Or step on that one fucking brick he forget to clean up.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:30 No.106994733
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    >Be a kid
    >Pretend to me a mech warrior
    >Blow up houses with missiles
    >Ratatatata humans
    >Use jet lift when jumping down ledges
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:32 No.106994896
    >Be kid whose house is about to be torn down so a golf course will be built on top of it
    >Wish my dad could get the money to keep the house up
    >My four friends come over to hang
    >My four friends and my older brother go to the attic and find pirate treasure map
    >Ride our bikes down to an old lighthouse in hopes to find the treasure
    >Big brother's two female friends decide to join us
    >Lighthouse is run by three gangsters who recently escaped from prison
    >Get scared because gangsters have a strange, deformed, brother chained up in a room in the basement
    >Find secret passage under lighthouse
    >Go on adventure with my friends
    >Avoid traps and stuff
    >Find pirate ship with treasure aboard
    >Gangsters find us and try to take treasure from us
    >We fight gangsters and beat them with help from deformed man who befriended one of my friends
    >Use treasure to save our home from being torn down
    >Best summer ever
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:33 No.106994992
    >be a kid
    >find a bird nest
    >steal a little bird
    >I SHALL RAISE YOU TO BE MY BIRD COMPANION
    >bird dies

    What the fuck was I thinking?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:34 No.106995091
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    >>106994896

    Cute but then reality set in
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:35 No.106995164
    >Be a kid
    >it's cold outside
    >see the breath coming from your mouth
    >you are now a motherfucking choo choo train, motherfucker
    >> D 08/18/11(Thu)10:35 No.106995170
    >Have little sister
    >Used to swing sticks around in the back yard with her and pretend we were fighting dinosaurs and shit
    >There was a boss on top of the septic tank hill in the back yard
    >It's on mother fucker
    >We swing like motherfuckers
    >Imagination-victory
    >Go back to the swing set
    >Pretend to teleport
    >NEW MAP
    >SAME LANDSCAPE, BUT NOW YOU'RE FIGHTNIG WITCHES
    >Duck behind trees to avoid imagination-fireballs
    Good times
    >> D 08/18/11(Thu)10:36 No.106995286
    >>106994896
    Oh god the fucking gooneys
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:41 No.106995719
    I doubt anyone did this, but
    >be a kid
    >in the pool with cousin
    >we take turns swimming and letting the other stand on our backs
    >SURFING
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:41 No.106995758
    >Be a kid
    >Walking through a wood
    >you are now Link
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:43 No.106995966
    >Be kid
    >Play with brother in a construction yard
    >He gets trapped in a hole
    >It starts to rain pretty heavily
    >Dip shit father won’t do anything
    >Watch brother die in front of me
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:43 No.106995979
    >>106992874
    >>106992874
    >>106992874
    fucking awesome, I did the same thing to play silent hill/resident evil as a kid
    >> Lobster 08/18/11(Thu)10:45 No.106996151
    >Be a kid
    >Tie three sticks to the back of my hand
    >I'M VEGA, BITCH
    >Tie another three to my other hand
    >NOW I'M THE GODDAMN WOLVERINE
    >Flip sister's tricycle over
    >Now it's an icecream machine I don't even know what the fuck

    >Be 26
    >Driving down the highway on motorcycle
    >No one on the road but me
    >Night time
    >I'M A SECRET AGENT BITCH
    >I'm really just a laboratory worker

    I swear to god, I'm building a blanket fort when I get home today.



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