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One
day I walked to the store to buy some soda and chips for a long night
of video games. I got my merchandise and went to the checkout line. The
girl there had blue eyes, blonde hair, a beautiful face, a true aryan
goddess. She rang up my stuff and it came to about $30. My palms began
to sweat and my heart began to beat rapidly. I reached into my pocket
and that's when the spaghetti fell out. Everyone in the store was
looking at me whispering to themselves, I started shaking badly and
tried to clean it up with my shirt but it was only smearing it and
making it worse, I panicked and ran out of the store and in the parking
lot I tripped over a rock and hit my head, when I woke up I was in a
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