>>Work, provide, but wife still dislikes me,
So beta, does she work?
>>and ops to going out with her friends
Yeah, "friends."

ok
so have sex with her?

>>106632079
Trust me man, join the military, deploy for years at a time, come home and tell me if it's the same.

oh that's right, you're too beta for the military pussy

>>106632079
>>106632193
>>106632226

Disregard the children.

I don't hate people, but find them utterly boring. Been trying to fix my alcohol problem with video games, seems to be working surprisingly well. Nowadays it's work, gym, video games instead of work, liquor, internet. Thinking of moving to another country and starting fresh.

Dude, let's hang out

>Contemplate taking my 401k
>401k

lolwut

if you have that much money why so derpressed?
move to other country, fuck some hoes and do drugs then buy new wife, continue playing vidya gaems

>>106632427
>alcohol problems
>not using your wife to help stabilize yourself to only further grow your relationship
are you even serious?

>>106632475
That's not what 401k means at all.

>never met my parents, no way for me to find them
>never get to see my daughter
>hate pretty much everything about myself
>still put on a happy face every day when I go to work
I'm replaying New Vegas right now. It's the only joy I get in life.

>>106631900

You're 1 person, out of 7 billion people
On 1 planet, out of 8 planets
In 1 starsystem, out of 100 billion starsystems
In 1 galaxy, out of 100 billion galaxies
AND you're enormously insignificant

I say do what you have to do, go with the feeling.
In the end it doesn't matter, that feeling alone keeps me from shooting myself.

Oh, and I like to play Gears of War on 360 and waiting for Gears of War 3.

>Have depression
>Don't seek help

You're an idiot.

>>106632563
>implying I have a wife and I am OP

I've been playing Hearts of Iron 3. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing but I'm loving it.

>Hate people
>Spend time on forum

Hypocrisy general? Hypocrisy general.

>Never had close ties with family
>Only relatives I really have is my Father and Mother
>They we're both were painfully unhappy with their relationship
>They stick togheter with the sole reason for not ruining me and my sisters childhood.
>They fight and scream at eachothers throats every night
>Mom talks about killing herself while dad develops a drinking issue
>They finally divorce on my 18th birthday
>Finish school and move the fuck away from home.
>Have a nice job, steady income, plenty of friend and really enjoying my life.

I've never had a relationship with anyone though and I don't think I'll ever have one. It's not that I can't get my way with women, it's just that I'm afraid as all hell to committing to anybody.

>>106631900
yeah sometimes i feel the same, I hate crowds, living like a hermit sounds pretty nice but thanks to a 7 billion human population its hard to be alone anymore. I feel trapped, no where i can go, I hate cities, i hate crowds, i shop at 4am and never leave my room. I can barely hold a conversation, why i got a night job. Not much vidya lately, moneys tight. Want a new gaming pc so bad. Mostly tf2 (which is down right now, GREAT job fixing that rare crash valve, now its not rare!) and a few console games. Getting bored. I hate boredom as much as I hate people.

>>106632630
what does it mean then

>>106632866
>All I have is my wife
lalalalala

>>106632475
401k money?

>Mfw I thought it was a car and googled it.

>>106632889

>Hate people
>Spend time on forum
You think of anon as people?
I like to think of it as an adaptive random retardation generator.

>>106632932

Its a retirement savings fund.

Move to Serbia OP.

>>106632932
Do I look like wikipedia to you?
I'm not an american either, it's some sort of tax free savings something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/401k

ITT: OP tries to get other depressedfags to tell their life stories so he can feel better about his own.

>>106632834

This.

Took me 10 years to finally do something about it, then wondered why I hadn't before.

I know this has been said but
>wife still dislikes me
>ops to going out with her friends
>"friends"
Sorry man, I have some bad news for you..

>Hair is receding

>Well, their goes my dreams of being a success, may as well rip up that modelling job I was going to get in 3 weeks, may as well give up acting school and may as well give up hope of being a success as soon I'll be bald.

>>106633049
I'm 100% sure 4chan is just me and 2 bots designed to troll me.

>Life is getting more and more shittier
>The girl that i like dosen't want to talk to me for no reason when a week ago we used to be really close friends
>I just can't stop thinking about her

I'm playing Deus Ex.

My mother hung herself when i was 10 because she was going to prison for possession. My Father died of carbon monoxide poisoning repairing a car when i was 13.

I moved in with my grandparent and recieved all the love i ever needed. Until my nana died of a heart attack 3 years ago. Now my brother is a Heroin junkie who cant stay out of jail. My grandpa whom i live with is slowing dying, im going to be very alone in this world.

Im 20 years old, no money, no fam, no direction in my life.

>>106633256
there are lots of funny bald people like
...

Op i recommend dropping alcohol. Been drinking since i was 14, it won't get you anywhere but poor in money and health. Quit 2 years ago.

same here except I have no job or wife, and hungry as fuck. Can't go outside street full of gangs.

fuck bro. eat your wifes fucking pussy and learn how to do it well

spread that bitch apart and love every lick of her snatch untill she pops your head like a grape with her thighs

>>106631900
>Has a wife
>Has had sex at least once
I jelly.

>>106633256
>he thinks baldness isn't awesome

>starting to struggle with alcohol again
>getting worse at games as being drunk doesn't exactly help
>tried league of legends a few weeks ago and liked it
>try it today and whoops now i suck
>look for a general or something on the front page to ask for some pointers
>instead i see this fucking thread

fucking /v/stop

>>106633321

ur a faget

>Went to community college class today trying to crash because the school fucking boned me
>Decide fuck it, I'll have better luck with a freshman application
>Choose to take the risk and apply to winter semesters at universities hoping I get in, otherwise I'm a semester behind in community college

Not that bad, but holy fuck am I stressed.

>Have friends, going to a good uni, not paying a cent for it, two girls showed interest in me in the first week
>Nothing is interesting, ever

My life is in no way shitty, but im bored as fuck all the time. No idea why.

>>106631900
Make your wife look up to you again. Go to google, type
site:heartiste.wordpress.com "Dave in Hawaii"

Find all the posts where Dave in Hawaii had the same problem you did, and fixed his relationship. Will be a lot of reading and a bit tough to dig through since the blog is unorganized and google search sucks. GL BRO.

>move to a different country
>hate it here
>my only friend is a flatmate who just likes to argue about anything possible
>I fucking hate him
>meaningless job
>stuck with a 1.5 dual core laptop till debts are paid off

Fuck.

>>106633647
FUCK YOU ROBOT! YOU WON'T BEAT ME!

>Get kicked out of the Navy for being suicidal
>21
>no job
>no college
>no girlfriend
>living back at home
>slowly adjusting back to normal life
>sleep until 9am every day
>take long showers
>watch Anime
>slowly learn to love video games again
>playing Valkarya Chronicles right now
>don't care about the past and abandoned any friends or acquaintances I once had
>don't care about the future
>just play video games and drink tea and watch Anime and fap on occasion

Life is actually...pretty good. Yeah.

>>106633632
You don't get better at games when you're drunk, wtf kind of faggot are you?

>People on /v/ don't know what a 401k is
Damn you fucks are young.

>dad died years ago after basically abandoning me
>mom died a few months back
>no friends or siblings
>just me and this lonely, empty house
I don't really play games anymore. Pretty much all of my hobbies just depress me as of late.

>>106631900
You should look into some counseling/therapy OP, you do not need to suffer like this! It can be better!

>playing adventure game
>can't figure out where to go next
>finally decide to look up in a guide
>whole rest of the game feels tainted
Feels bad, man. I don't even wanna play the game anymore.

>wife still dislikes me, and ops to going out with her friends

Earth to OP...

Anyways, leave your wife. If she hates you and you are unhappy with her, leave.

>Young boys telling grown men to get counseling.
Retards.

>>106634080
>Doesn't understand how much OP will be raped financially by divorce.

>>106633857
Or, you know, we aren't Ameristani.

>>106633827

i went through about 5 bottles of grey goose last week.
and when dealing with a game that has any sort of pace whatsoever, having a quarter bottle of vodka in my system doesn't help me "get better", it throws me off.

are you in fucking highschool or have you just never drank heavily in your life?

>OPP officer
>in bumfuck nowhere
>wake up, have a shot of whiskey so I don't just crawl back into bed and weep
>shower, breakfast, brush teeth
>hang around the high school all day "to deter crime", except during summer, where I basically sit in the car all day waiting to make traffic stops
>get home
>drink myself stupid
>eat whatever I can microwave up
>shower
>brush teeth
>4chan
>sleep

>>106633321
you have figured us out human. What you know as /v/ was designed by jack thompson to make people hate video games. Then we assimilate you into the borg. you will become us.

>20 years old
>still living with parents
>don't have a car, don't even have a license
>everyone pressuring me to continue college
>don't want anything in life, everyone thinks I'm a lazy fuck

Only thing that stops me from killing myself is that it would devestate my ten year old sister.

>>106634257
I actually get better at sniper and demoknight when I'm drinking, not that much though. It stops me from overthinking as sniper, and makes me more aggressive as demoknight.

>>106633827

Fuck yeh you do. It's part of my Quake training. I load up on hooch and play to the best of my abilites and then, when I play sober, I'm 5x better. Good way to tax the system and get good quick. You learn to compensate for a lack of reactions and intelligence and then, when your intelligence and reactions are at normal sober levels, you're able to absolutely rape face.

>>106634293
DAMN YOU MACHINE DAMN YOU TO HELL! I GOT BLEACH, I'LL DRINK YOU OUTOUWPIAEEEEE vrnbkl;sjrh bpioauerhw 9uy5aslknb ailwuooooopollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>Has plenty of money and apparently a good job.
>Baws about problems he imposed on himself (wife and friends)

Your life is not falling apart, you're just an ungrateful faggot.

>depressed, "crazy"
>zero motivation to play vidya really
>live off the government
>get about $837 a month in SSI, and another $214 in Food Stamps
>actually use the money responsibly, don't buy anything silly with it.
>Preorder Skyrim with it.
>Enjoy my lonliness, perfectly content with my life.
>Have a woman come over on a weekly basis and lemme suck and play with her tits. My only happiness

>>106634374

To top that off, I think I'm gay but I don't know.

people bore me, I used to have a niche of good friends in high school but once we left for college all they wanted to do was go to clubs, get wasted and get high. They are turning into shallow, hedonistic narcissists before my eyes.

I'm moving to another country in January and I sincerely hope people are different there.

>Go out to a pool party today with my roommate
>Before I leave contemplating just staying home playing vidya
>Go anyway
>As soon as I arrive do something fucking awkward to some girl, immediately feeling weird
>Have a general shitty time, can't seem to talk with anyone about anything
>"I should have just stayed home and played games"
>Come home and see this thread


god dammit /v/

>Be 18
>Forever alone kissless virgin
>Don't talk to any family members and try to use one-word responses when contact is unavoidable.
>Play vidya all day, sometimes ask money from parents to go buy weed.

>>106634375
Been wanting to try that, i went persian persuader/screen and it was a mistake, i hear eyeland charge targe is boss with lochn load.

>>106634374
Jesus Tit Fucking Christ, are you naked right now?

Because if you are, you're me.

Oh /v/ help me.
/v/ i'm so so depressed and i can tell you i'm depressed because you're my super special group of friends and you can totally understand my situation and every single part of my peronallity, past, presente and even future aspirations i burrow deep inside my innermost essence.
Thanks /v/ for being there for me.
Here's my problems:
wah wah bitch and moan bawawaw and also wah.
Oh and let's not forget baw baww.
Now let's hug and tell each other sweet conforting things and then get back at trolling each other for the rest of our miserable empty lives in every other thread.
Oh /v/, i feel so much better now, you're all truly my bros and totally understand me even tho i know absolutely nothing of you and you know absolutely nothing of me and if we met each other in any other situation we would probably not even look one another in the eyes or even remotely start a conversation.
Oh /v/, thanks for everything you do for me, thanks for making me feel so less alone, truly we share a deep and sacred bond nothing will ever break.
Let me make a nice comic to commemorate this spiritual link i feel with you.
Thanks nice, isn't it?
You can now spread it around to forever immortalize my love for this board and the people that visit it.

>>106634374
20.. you're young bro. you got a long time to figure this shit out.

>>106634501
He earned all that himself, though. Can you be ungrateful for something you got yourself?

>>106634513
How'd you find the woman, or do you pay for it :3

>>106634275
Ontario provincial?
Where at?

>>106634732

Just shirtless, because my AC is broken and it's too fucking hot.

>>106634730
Watch this video, it helped me a lot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obc5jkTpmA0

>>106634513

>Has limited money
>pre-orders Skyrim

Nigga what the fuck are you doing?

The way things are looking up Skyrim definitely doesn't seem like a game that's worth pre-ordering.

It's perfect for a day 1 pirate though.

I just missed the deadline to enroll in community college, because I pissed my summer away here. Now I'm back a full semester. The only vidya I have played in sometime is Nier, and I'm struggling to enjoy that.

>>106633664
Same.

There's this girl though, but I don't know. She's got a boyfriend, she's shown interest in me though, we've kissed before.

I'm not sure if she's using me to be honest, but what can I do? It might sound emo, butI just want to feel something, ANYTHING, life is so fucking boring.

>No job
>No income
>Live in poverty
>Disabled
>Final destination

I need to beat Arkham Asylum, then I'll probably pirate Assassin's Creed 2 or Bastion.

>>106634864
Breast Relationship/ANR (Adult Nursing Relationship). Basically we cuddle, I suck and play with her tits, and she coos and moans and gets some toe-curling orgasms from the stimulation. I don't pay her. We have a casual "relationship" as it were.

>>106634852

In this fucking economy?

Yes you fucking can.

he should be grateful he can find a job, he has no business being "depressed" just because he's going through a fucking mid-life crisis.

>>106634875
Windsor area. The specific town I'm in is tiny. The last time something happened here was when a girl got hit by a car like ten years ago.

>Have a generally nice life
>Almost fucked myself over when younger but shaped the fuck up
>Top grades in everything ever
>Happiest bastard from time to time
>See this thread
>mfw I don't even give a fuck about you dickholes!

>>106634946
My expenses are few and far between. Namely just bills. I live in such an empty, hollow place I could easily get away with buying vidya on a monthly basis if I wanted. I only preordered the standard edition. Sometimes I give out Steam games and gift codes, and sometimes Minecraft gift codes if I have any left over.

>>106634989
The fact that you were able to find a female that wants to do that with you is nothing short of awe-inspiring, imo.

Human beings sure are interesting.

ERRYBODY IN THIS THREAD
YOU WANNA BE HAPPY?
YOU WANNA LIVE THE LIFE?
ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE?
>>>/fit/
INVEST 1 YEAR OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE AND MAKE THE REST OF IT AWESOME

>>106634913
Okay, but did you shave your entire lower body to feel like a little girl?

>>106634989
is there like a hookup board for that? i don't think I'd want that, but.. just curious.

>>106635218
skyrim comes out in less than a year. im never going to have time to exercise

>>106635218
as if a ripped body would change anything, foreveralone.jpg

>>106635218
>1 year

You don't know how keeping in shape works, do you.

>make about 65k a year
>spend about 20k of that, tops, on necessities
>can easily support my hobby
>too dead inside to enjoy it
Sure is nice having no family or friends, no matter how hard i try to make some. No wonder I drink.

>>106635154

>HURRR MY LIFE IZ SO COOL XD!!!1!!1

Everyone in this thread needs a serious dose of cojones increasing truth: nothing matters, don't be such a poose.

You can take it one of two ways:

1) Nothing matters, why bother? Enter Nihilism, enter self-destruction, enter miserable decline into early death/suicide and abject failure.

2)Nothing matters, why am I so afraid? Enter asking out girls like a boss, enter sticking your full fist up your faggot boss'/friend's/parents'/society's ass and fully extending the middle finger. Enter not giving a fuck about societal judgement. Enter a new era of happiness, freedom and success in all forms.

You're generally all intelligent and savvy enough to be better than 99% of the Earth's population. You let your self-doubt and anxiety get in the way. Focus every energy into not giving a fuck... into being YOU. The rest will fall into place. I can't tell you to believe me, because I've been there and no that you won't. I can only hope that you, like me, will learn this lesson in time and that you will finally find your stride. NO APOLOGIES.

Life is a bitch, make it your bitch. Peace mah nigs.

>>106635426

>>106632226

Not OP but I wish I could have gone the military route.. I have scoliosis so no branch would take me. :\ Wanted to be a Navy Corpsman like my dad.

>>106635329
I use Plentyoffish.com and Craiglist. I post a detailed post about what I want, going into fairly intimate detail. If you want, I can share some advice in private through instant message, or Steam. Your choice.

>hardly sleep
>always tired
>on anti depressants
>only motivation is to watch tv and play LoL
>LoL is a terrible game

>>106635474
"I have depression, what should I do"
"Don't be depressed"

Cool advice bro.

>>106635218
/fit/ is depressed as fuck.
If i wasn't so drunk right now i'd write a 3 part post about how much of a fucking worthless faggot you, and every single cockroach on /fit/ is, not because you guys want to get fit, that's perfectly reasonable, but -why- you want to get fit.
That's right i know the true reason you pathetic dumbasses want to get fit, i know you hope to get pussy or a cock doing that.
I know you care fuck all about your personal health, and often you don't even fucking do half of the advices you write.
Fuck you guys, you're a bunch of losers just as much as the stupid fucks in this thread.

>pop open some vodka
you have never consumed alcohol.

>>106635346
DUDE
OF COURSE YOU'LL HAVE TO MAINTAIN SHIT
JUST LIKE PEOPLE HERE MAINTAIN THEIR NECKBEARDS BY NOT SHAVING
YOU WILL HAVE TO MAINTAIN YOUR MUSCLES AND BODYFAT BY TRAINING
AREN'T YOU PUMPED BRO, GIVE IT A TRY
JUST GO TO THE GYM INSTEAD OF PLAYING
YOU KNOW WHAT
FUCK IT
JUST SPENT HALF THE TIME YOU'D PLAY VIDYA DAILY AT A GYM
YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME
YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NERD OR TWO
MHMMM BITCH

>>106635247
Well?

Me and my shaved nuts are waiting for an answer.

I hate people. People are so god darn stupid and arrogant, self entitled sons of bitches. Especially Americans. Holy fuck these are probably the biggest idiots of this world. When someone needs to move past you, kindly move the fuck out of the way so they can get past. Don't just stand there as you see the person coming and expect them to make the godamn effort to get past you. You stupid fuck, you know you'd get pissed if someone did the same to you. Why are people such fucking idiots? They purposely do things that piss others off, knowing they'd get fucking PISSED if someone did it to them.

>>106635474

>Nihilism
>Leading to anything other than extreme boredom and apathy or extreme self-destructiveness

No.

>Live on couch
>Hate everybody
>No money
>Do everything I want to do.
>Get wild mood swings.

All in all, my being totally cool makes life worth living. The Earth without me would be very dull indeed.

>>106635474
>Enter a new era of happiness, freedom and success in all forms.

While living under a bridge and scrounging for food in dumpsters? Sounds pretty awesome.

>>106634978
wat?
>BLOOHOOO, No job no money and yet i can still get vidya!
Trolling? trolling.

>>106635615

That's not my advice you self defeating faggot. My advice is to not wallow. My advice is WORK ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE. It takes time, it takes patience and it takes many days, weeks and months of wondering 'What the fuck, man? What the fuck?' but if you keep your mind open and rationlise like I know you can... you will succeed.

You're one of the lucky ones. You know failure and self-disgust. If you can overcome this you're invincible. Make the decision to kick your life and your doubts in it's faggoty little dick or make the decision to let it dry rape you for the rest of your worthless days.

You DO have the choice.

>>106635787

You turned this from a bro moment into just a weird, awkward one.

But to answer you, I would if I was thin enough to trap.

>>106635743

>JUST LIKE PEOPLE HERE MAINTAIN THEIR NECKBEARDS BY NOT SHAVING

That's not what "maintaining" means.

>>106635743
love you for interpreting one of the best dave chappelle vids, also I AM PUMPED NOW THANKS BRAH, FUCK LIFE EAT IRON SHIT STEEL

>>106631900

Yeah, I do. And vodka is also my drink of choice. And I'm also about to hop on some EVE.

Cheer up, tell that bitch to gtfo.

Life is just boring, I'm aware this is a very selfish and childish view coming from growing up in the first world filled with privileges but never the less I can't seem to shake it.

I'm just so bored of everything all the time, I've taken up so many hobbies and dropped so many trying to fill the hole but it doesn't work.

Sometimes I consider just selling everything and traveling the world, but when I run out of funds then what? It's not easy to get a job without a residence, phone number.

>>106631900
>married

You deserve every bit of shit you get.

>Do you hate people as much as I do /v/?
I hate a lot of people
>What are you playing /v/
Tekken6 , Wipeout HD and WoW

>Living with the girl I love.
>Just got a 20% raise at work.
>Going on vacation next week.
>Sleep soundly every night.

Sorry.

>>106635930

But... that's what I said. Nihilism = self-destruction. Guess it's hard not to be a failure when you can't even comprehend plain English.

STEP UP.

>>106636226
no he should gtfo, he is the failure not her and she has to endure him, not the other way round
>hurrr i'm so nice to people

>>106636145
Nigga you into traps too?

Bro moment indeed.

>>106635974

"No man is a failure who is enjoying life"

I got a fortune cookie about a month ago that said that.

If one man is living under a bridge, eating scraps, and couldn't be happier, and the other man has a roof over his head and money in the bank but is miserable in every sense of the word, who's got the better life?

>depressed by Friday because my life is going nowhere and I'm lonely
>friend calls me up
>go out and get absolutely hammered with my few close bros
>good mood lasts until next Friday
I'm really not sure if I'm okay with this or not.

>>106632226
implying the military isnt the most easy god awful organization in the world.
u can do absolutely nothing and retire in 20 years while americans give you a check
>ive been in the army
>now work for federal govt
>you know its true, deal with it nerd

>Do you hate people as much as I do /v/?

Probably.
I'm not married to my woman yet, though, so the capacity for more hatred is there.

>What are you playing /v/

Mostly Red Dead Redemption and Morrowind.

>>106636110
Do you actually think your horrible alphabrodawg act is funny? It isn't funny when it is done well, and you are fucking terrible at it. I am embarrassed for you just reading this shit.

>>106636606
The rich man.

>>106636336

Who cares 'and then what?'. That's the fucking point. Do it. Just get off your apathetic ass and do it. You're not truly apathetic and bored, you're just a coward.

So what you run out of money in some asian shit hole jungle? You either die (and no one gives a fuck, least of all you) or you thrive on the challenge and life becomes REAL for you for the first fucking time in your easy as shit life.

Life is desposable matey. Don't be afraid to put everything on the line. Those ventures in which you have the most to lose are the ones in which you have most to gain... and what doesn't kill you actually does make you stronger.

>>106636606
How about you take your own advice then dipshit. Come back and tell us how wonderfully happy your time under the bridge was. Holy shit you kids are retarded.

Someone once told me that life is about being happy.

That someone is Bob Ross.

>>106636360

>self-destruction leads to happiness

No.

>>106636836
Yeah but he died when he got hit by a truck.

>>106636797
>Holy shit you kids are retarded.
Yep, some horrible fucking advice in this thread

>Play video games with sexy chicks in them.
>look at fetish related images every day.
>Draw fetish related images every day.
>never fapped before


Gawd... what's wrong with me...

>>106636836
MOTHER. FUCKING. HAPPY. LITTLE. TREES.

>Still in high school
>Shitty narcissistic and pretentious parent(s)
>Went through depression for 4 years
>Fucked up my grades
>Took summer school for Freshman year
>Depressed recently again for awhile
>Have to repeat 10th grade
>Have friends but because of severe acne, I choose to say away from them as much as possible
>Haven't been fucked up in the manner of narcotics and alcohol withdrawal for 6 months
>No other special skills besides knowledge in computer related fields such as hardware and programming
>Parent left my PC during our relocation years ago, so I'm using a netbook all these years
>Parent is furious that I went through depression and the effects that it cause relating to school
>Parent forbid me to do any special activities
>No phone, TV, external music player; just a radio and my netbook but with a 2 hour use and an hour of connection to the internet

>>106636797

I'm not the one bitching about how much my life sucks on 4chan

which is a website

which means I have a active internet connection

which basically means I'm better off economicall than like 90% of the people in the world.

>>106635613
>>106635613
>>106635613
Then don't fucking play it then! I don't understand while people play horrible games they hate!

Personally for me I am very nervous for college and personally I know it is impossible but I love just to have a spaceship that I could maintain and travel the universe .......now back to reality I also have to transition to a woman as well

>>106636836
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKcMfQrqC7I

>>106636732
>and no one gives a fuck, least of all you

Actually I do very much, maybe I am a cowardly in the face of death but show me a person who is not

>Life is desposable matey. Don't be afraid to put everything on the line. Those ventures in which you have the most to lose are the ones in which you have most to gain... and what doesn't kill you actually does make you stronger.

This reminds me of the end of a movie

Move to a gulf island of B.C. Buy a small chunk of land and build a tiny house. Buy a lawn chair, a straw hat, some beer, an old motorcycle and a high speed internet satellite.
Live the dream.
This is my plan.

WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THIS THREAD PEOPLE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO READ THE /FIT/ STICKY
IF ONLY ONE OF YOU WOULD
ONE LIFE SAVED
>BUT GOING TO THE GYM WILL DO NOTHING SIR
YES IT WILL OH DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW
NOT ONLY WILL YOU LOSE SHIT LIKE FAT AND MORE FAT
YOU WILL GAIN CONFIDENCE, MUSCLES, FRIENDS AND OTHER SUPERFICIAL SHIT
STOP DREAMING
LIVE YOUR DREAM
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE DO YOU
besides fat

>>106637240
>>106637244
My dream is better than the /fit/ dream

>>106637343
NO DREAM IS BETTER THAN REALITY
FACE IT BRO FACE YOURSELF
ARE YOU WHAT YOU'RE DREAMING ABOUT?
FUCK NO, NOBODY IS
LIVING ON YOUR KNEES
OR DYING ON YOUR FEET

>>106636732

>what doesn't kill you actually does make you stronger.

That line is such a load of horseshit.

Falling out of a 3rd story window might not necessarily kill you, but it won't make you stronger either, what it will do is break your fucking bones and put in the fucking hospital.

>>106637244

These very posts are the exact reason I refuse to go to /fit/, this is arrogance and narcissism to the very core.

/fit/ posters remind me so much of traps

>>106637480
wisdom

>>106636836
>>106636836
This song always cheers me up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOpF_ZGD4Ps

Thanks for reminding me bro.

>>106636732
>and what doesn't kill you actually does make you stronger.

So if I cut off your arms and legs you'd be stronger?

>>106636851

But... I never once said that self-destruction leads to happiness. Once again your reading comp has utterly failed to not shit on its own face.

Option 1) was quite clearly the bad option. It was the option that so many people in this thread have chosen. 'Waaah my life sucks and fuck you for trying to inspire me faggot waaaah.'

Fine mate. Go be a miserable shit on your own... And you wonder why no one wants to associate with you?

>>106636669

Oh look at the too-cool-for-school dude that has to maintain his awesome slick persona on an anonymous imageboard. If you feel embarrassed for anyone other than yourself your a dick. A small sick at that. Fine... wave away my words with your smug self-assurance. You know I'm right. You won't be happy until you learn not to be so full of your own shit.

i don't need to share my shitty life with people

i'm depressed as fuck but jesus christ why would i tell you people about it

>>106637510
DISREGARD DEPRESSION AND LONELINESS
ACQUIRE ARROGANCE AND NARCI-WHATEVER
Take matters into your own hands people and don't blame others for your personal failure as a human being. Yes, there might be injustice here and there, but in the end it's up to you.

>>106637734
>NARCI-WHATEVER

You know what they say, ignorance is bliss

>>106636336
You know what I do when I feel like shit?

I validate myself. I've found out that when the only person who's capable of being proud of me is proud of me at that moment, I feel like a fucking God at that moment.

When I go for a run, and run faster and longer after each run, and I know the person who's capable of being proud of me is proud of me for doing such a simple thing, I feel like a fucking God.

When I look something up, study it, read the manual, mostly about how to handle certain situations, or how to fix this or that, and the only person who's capable of being proud of me is proud of me for being able to master something like that, I feel like a fucking God.

In the end, I think it's all about validation, if you know you did something right, or worth talking about, you've validated yourself as a person. Maybe this sounds as total WHY to you, but it makes sense to me.

I hope this is useful to you somehow, for it would make the only person who's capable of being proud of me, proud of me for helping you.

>>106637036

Nobody's life is this shitty. YOU'RE LYING.

>mfw I keep befriending people that go to bars

>>106637510

>/fit/ posters remind me so much of traps

Stop generalizing jesus fucking christ.
Stop stop.
Then you wonder why people dislike your ass.
No, i'm not a trap, i'm just a guy that has seen this phrase 6000 times from bara fans and it makes me so tired because it's just as stupid as saying "every manly gay guy is bro tier", no he's not, he's a stranger and you have to explore his personality by knowing him.
Stop this shit.

>>106637487
>>106637623

Here comes the literal smart-arse brigade. You know exactly what I'm saying you point dodging shit-smears. But of couse you hide behind technicalities to avoid facing the point and facing yourself. YOU ARE WEAK. You know it, I know it... let the ego go bro.

>>106637705

YES YOU FUCKING DID!

You said that Nihilism leads to happiness and that Nihilism = self-destruction

You're retarded.

>>106637857

>my face when I've stopped trying to have friends altogether

>be ok looking
>have alot of friends, they call me alot, I hang whenever, normal girl interactions
>have pointy nose
>totally kills my ego and makes me extremely self aware
>shitty feeling literally all day since I'm always thinking about it

fuck man, how the fuck do i get my mind off this..

>>106632916

I think I know you...

What if.... you get a bunch of money so you could go to sleep forever and be on a life support machine. Never...wake up from your dreams...

Ah fuck it... you can't really taste food in dreams... so never mind. Also you need to hire someone to keep the machine running I bet they would just leave on the first day once you go to sleep.

>>106638032
HI BRO
SAVE $3000
HAVE RHINOPLASTY
LIVE THE LIFE

>>106637913

No seriously, go back and read my first post.

>>106635474

You see the bit where I clearly state that a nihilistic attitude follows directly into self-destruction and failure? Yeh, good.

Thanks for trying to tell me what I wrote though, that's going to solve all your problems. Quit stalling, poosey, and get balling.

>>106638032
CUT YOUR NOSE OFF.

>>106638032
I have it worse. I have shitty fucking teeth. FUCKING SHITTY TEETH

They are bucked, crooked teeth. Yeah I can fix it, but I'm not able to get a single fucking job so I have no money to do so.

>>106637821

I do this, hence the picking up of several hobbies. Once that validation high goes away I tend to drop it and pick up something else

>>106637868

Wait what do you think I meant exactly?

>play RPG for a week pretty much full-time
>completely immersed in world
>finish it
>feel horribly empty

fucking gay earth!

>Hang out with friends, go out ect.
>Meet shitloads of people once we're out, alot of old faces ect.
>Next day, all alone as usual.
>Get depressed.
>Listen to Queen.
>Fucking Freddie saves the day.

Only thing I've learn is that do what makes you feel good no matter what.

>Life finally coming together
>Getting closer to family
>Used to think nothing would ever work out for me, ever. But now great things are happening every day.

feels good man

>>106638183

I think i should go to sleep, i've been up for nearly 40 hours and it's clearly affecting my ability to read.

I completely misread your first post and either forgot or missed the part about choosing options 1. or 2. and just lumped them both together.

Sorry that i got all aggressive and stuff.

I've made an ass of myself, i'm gonna go lie down.

i can only agree with the dude writing about fitness. i have joined a gym 8 months ago to lose fat for summer and so i did. i may not have lost the loneliness, at least i have a good feeling when looking into the mirror

>>106638032
i knew a guy like this.
okay looking with a crooked nose that honestly i wouldn't have thought twice about when talking to him.
he got a nose job and instantly became alpha as fuck. also cut his hair, started working out, etc.
lie and say you have breathing problems, and make your parents pay for a surgery. it's not a big deal at all, heals quickly and doesn't keep you from doing anything.

>>106634970
Are you me?

>>106638341
Considered doing cardio or lifting weights? If so, how's it going, or why did you drop it?

In case you did drop it, I would consider picking it up again, it really helped me go through the first year of college. You feel great, it really helps you get your mind off things. As for me, I had the urge to suddenly punch a wall, elbow the air, punch myself, simply building up aggression that I cannot mentally control. I bought a punching bag and haven't seen signs of withdrawal for 4 months straight.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you don't insert motivation and effort, you won't receive motivation and results.

>>106638947
not easy getting 4k+ money for surgery...i think its something i'm going to have to live with until later in my life, since i'm positive i'll have to pay for it myself

>>106638786

NO. Don't farking apologise. Damnit. Just remember to be cool. Even if you're 100% right about something like that... don't bother pointing it out. That shit is beneath you.

>>106637705
I already am happy. Why are you so emotionally invested in your stupid act? It isn't funny, get over it. No need to cry. Just stop acting like a retard. Or keep acting like a retard if you really want to.

>>106633632

If you're from EU i can give you some pointers

I rarely play that shit anymore, but still. I could go back to help a bro

>>106637064
>I'm not the one bitching about how much my life sucks on 4chan

Neither am I. I am the one telling you to stop giving out retarded advice you've never taken yourself.

>>106639322

'm sorry, but i like my intellectual integrity, and maintaining that unfortunately means that i have to own up to my mistakes and apologise when i act like a retard.

>>106639294
>Considered doing cardio or lifting weights? If so, how's it going, or why did you drop it?

While I enjoyed the feeling of the "burn" I never really had the goal of muscle gain or anything because I don't want to look like that personally, I just tried it because I figured it was worth a shot.
I really hated those types around me and couldn't bare the thought of becoming like them.
Not to say everyone is "that" way but I'm sure you know the types I mean.

>>106640104

Oh and without an actual goal it felt a bit pointless and I lost some motivation, I swore I typed something to that affect up

Just last night
Have a series of dreams

Dream 1
>At job
>Door is wide open, I can leave at any time.
>Cieling starts to slowly close down on me
>Try to leave out the front door.
>Legs refuse to move. Just stand there and continue to work despite my mind screaming at me to move.
>Eventually crused to death
Wake the fuck up, go back to sleep.

Dream 2
>Sitting in the dark
>Hearing voices
>Blood pours out of my mouth, teeth start to fall out in a torrent of blood
>Start laughing maniacally. Woman who's voice I don't recognize starts screaming, start ripping out my own eyes while laughing like a Satan possed Joker after he's just killed Batman
Wake the fuck up again, check mouth for all of my teeth, go back to sleep.

Dream 3
>Sitting in my bedroom, on the phone.
>Talking to my girlfriend
>Going back and fourther, generic couple shit like how is your day and blah blah
>I break up with her suddenly over the phone
>She starts screaming into the phone
>Turn around and she's behind me with a noose around her neck, hanging there lifeless.
Wake the fuck up, realise I don't have a girlfriend, and that the girl in my dream is someone I've never fucking met before. Realise it's 11:30am and just decide to get up and be done with that crazy shit.

Been in an odd state of mind all goddamn day.
I think this series of dreams is my subconscious telling me to gain control over my own life and become a psychopath.

Either that or...Find a new job and get myself a nice girl or i'm going to die forever a scrone.

>>106640104
The first half-marathon I attended to had people like that from the start, I know exactly what type of people you refer to, and it's exactly why I stopped going to such events for a while. Just remind yourself that you're doing it for yourself.

>>106640329
I implore you to pick it up again, for the alternative isn't that motivating. Allow yourself to do things, despite life looking down on you, validate yourself.

>>106631900
Sorry to say that she's prolly cheating on you. Even if you do dump her, which is in fact what she wants, she's taking your fortune with her.

>be 31
>live on welfare for 15 years
>look like a hobo when i'm out buying groceries (only time i leave my appartment)
>never had a gf so never kissed a woman, had sex or hold hands
>the only female being i've ever touched was my mom
>be fat
>didn't finish high school
>have no car
>celebrate christmas, new years eve and my birthday alone for 12 years
>mfw i feel accepted on the internet but am dead inside

>>106641437

I might try it again, I still go running which gives me that pleasant burning ache sensation though

I'm not emotionally invested. I literally type this shit out in 10 seconds whilst doing 15 other things at the same time. I couldn't care less who, if anyone, listens to me. It's just thrown out there because maybe it will help someone who doesn't have to be right 100% of the time.

I wasn't trying to be funny dude. There was no act.

>>106642397
Look on the bright side.

>>106642397
>on welfare since you were 16
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

Is that Will Ferrell?

>>106643023
roflmao

>>106643124
my dad threw me out of home when i was 15
had to live in a shitty appartment with other problem children and government paid for it. so yeah not really welfare but i currently live on welfare

>>106642397
Dat feel when
>be 17
>have a job
>look suave
>have a gf, fuck regularly, holding hands, going to the movies, taking her out to dinner,
>be skinny
>finished highschool, about to go to managing school
>have the bus
>have friends and family over with holidays
>mfw I rather just wish somebody else this luck, because I'm bored of life.