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08/14/11(Sun)08:23 No.106451747>>106451471
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I always say, Khârn the Betrayer was pretty fun to be around, and
contrary to popular belief he actually had a sense of humor as well.
Probably the best example was in the middle of the campaign during a
sweeping of an Imperial Guard command post, with Khorne Berserkers and
our Red Rivers company marching directly into the defensive fire. The
closer we got, the more apparent it became that the only thing holding
the Guardsmen together was a grizzled looking Commissar in full uniform,
one gun turned on us and another firing on any of his men who looked
like running.
Khârn was at the tip of the assault, and so he got
to the Commissar first, plucking the screaming officer up by the neck
and holding him over his head.
Then, out of nowhere one of the
other berserkers grabs the Commissar's legs and roars "MAKE A WISH!".
Well, as you can imagine everyone on both sides forgets about the fight,
and watches Khârn and this other Khorne-worshiping marine just start
pulling on this Commissar at both ends, the old man screaming out oaths
and curses like you wouldn't believe! You could almost hear the sound of
flesh tearing and bone snapping over the cheering.
Then, Khârn
just let go. Totally not expecting it and pulling with all his might,
the Khorne Berserker just falls backwards and starts tumbling with the
near dead Commissar into a damaged hellhound, his armor grating off it
and sparking!
Well, after the explosion we all turned back to
Khârn, who had managed to keep a hold of the Commissar's fancy hat. Ol'
Khârn put it on, and damned if it wasn't the funniest thing any of us
had ever seen... till he turned to us and bellowed "I'M THE NEW
COMMISSAR" at us.
They tell me five thousand traitor guardsmen died that day before someone could take that hat off him.
What a kidder! |
