simpsons thread?

Then get stuck on a small piece of geometry

>implying we're not part of some lame sim city mmo

The euphoria engine (GTAIV) actually simulates pain for npc's

>>106141669
Yeah, it's very realistic how you can shoot a guy with 20 bullets to the head and he'll eventually get up and limp away.

>Playing Halo 2 back when it came out
>Having fun hideously slaughtering aliens
>Run into a pack of Grunts and mow them down except for one who gets away
>Follow him pumping wimpy pistol rounds into his legs
>He's squealing begging for life
>Chase him into a corner
>"PLEASE DEMON! HAVE COMPASSION! SPARE M-"
>*BAM*
>Mfw it actually made me feel bad

>>106141927
You monster.

>Headshotting enemies
>Getting more bored of FPS by the minute
>Start shooting their bodies because I don't care
>They won't die until I unload at least half a magazine into their gut

One gutshot from a revolver killed around 37.5 million by that I mean Gavrilo Princip gutshot Franz Ferdinand but once, and since gutshots are always killshots he died and the world erupted into WWI.

>>106141927
>spare him
>he starts shooting you in the back

>>106141927
Fucking grunts man, in Halo 3 when you spare them they run away, as well in CE, in Halo 2 it varies.

>>106142368
Only in Reach.

>Code
>Has anything to do with Nerves system
Nope this will never hapen OP

>>106142473
What about only Reach? In Halo 3 I've saved alot of ammo not having to mow down grunts after I kill their squad leader.

>>106141896
lol, don't know what fucking game you've been playing but headshots are one shot in gta iv

>game has person enemy say things like "tell my wife I love her" or screams of terror
>feel bad at first
>as the game plays you hear the same thing said over and over again hundreds of times

>>106142589
Wrong person. I meant >>106142208

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

>>106142722
Which may not be any different from real life... if you were murdering your way across whatever landscape you chose, im pretty sure people would be screaming the same thing.
Maybe not in the same voice, but still.

>>106143081
>>106143081
Yup, humans or anything sentient really are not special snowflakes

>you just realize every game with enemies which have a good AI feelt pain
feels moleman

Peoples dont understand shit how brains and subconsciousness work.AI i just to TRICK you to believe that npc actualy fell something while its just few bytes of code.

>AI discussion
>No mention of Ice Cream

>>106144218
it is possible to simulate a brain. with enough supercomputers even a human brain. that means it is possible to simulate pain.

>>106142722
>>106143081
>if you were murdering your way across whatever landscape you chose
>>game has person enemy say things like "tell my wife I love her" or screams of terror
>"tell my wife I love her"

"Yeah, sure man, right before I kill her too"

>>106143081
the only thing cries of help and pain do is desensitize me to it in real life

>>106144564
my favorite flavor is vanilla

/v/ cannot into Philosophy.
Does anyone even know the difference between Weak and Strong AI?
Anyone know John Searle? Pinker? Hanley?

but AI in video games always do pointless charges that will end in their defeat but just annoy you for a minute, especially rts.

>>106141927

He is evil. He must be exterminated. Hunting Evil is what heroes do, you are the hero.

Also it's loads of fun.

>playing operation flashpoint
>spray at a squad of distant enemies with a SAW
>they all drop to the ground prone
> suppressive fire stops any AI advance

>people acting like npcs feeling pain when you kill them is a bad thing and doesn't make killing them more awesome

Pussies.

>>106145310
the whole point is that they're fodder to weaken you
Monster Hunter has the most offensive fodder enemies out of every game I've played

>>106145310
well there are some games with very good AI's.
monster hunter for example. these guys have one hell of a AI.

>>106144623
Simulating 100 bilion neurons? you realize that you would need to simulate all atoms in each neuron to make output corect? else it would be just pretending

>storming the enemy bunkers
>AI squad mate gets hit by the blast of an artillery shell
>the lower half of his body is mutilated, he clutches at his bloody detached leg
>I look over to hear him beg for death
>I take out my pistol
>my character's vision gets foggy from the tears
>I finally pull the trigger, releasing my friend from his misery
>this will never be a video game

>>106145921
A average supercomputer can simulate around 10,000 neurons. Of course it will take some computers to simulate the whole thing.

>>106145840
>>106145759
dat hivemind.

>>106146027

>never played MGS3

>>106141669
That makes me feel bad now. All those people in GTA.

>/v/irgins laugh at people with waifus
>cry about slain AI in vidya

>>106146027
>Playing COD
>Artillery blast goes off near me
>Dont even look back
"Werent there more guys following me before?"

>>106146431
Pretending like an anime character actually loves you and obsessing over it is far more pathetic, fag.

>>106141927


>His coalition have killed billions of humans.
>Pressed you into war when you were supposed to be nothing more than a Space Riot Cop.
>Even feeling remotely bad for killing him.

>enter Caesar's tent
>throw a brick at his head
>every single guard nearby says RETRIBUTION in the same voice at the same time

>>106146527
>My imaginary friend is better than yours.
Duuuuuuude

>>106146527
No, it isn't.

Obsessing over your enemy and feeling remorse for killing someone who had the intent to kill you, even in a simulation is pathetic beyond belief. No wonder you got bullied in High School.

>>106146290
>>106141669
As someone who drive on the sidewalks just to hit and mutilate people into crazy painful conditions I really really hope this isn't true.

>>106145921
Wow so all we need to do now is to combine 10 milions supercompuers into one and we will have model of human brains. Also it should take some time to program each neuron.

>implying NPCs arent just like actors who simply pretend to feel pain, get shot, die, etc.

>>106146688
You so edgy having no regard for life XD
>>>/b/

>Assassin's Creed
>if you're brutal and efficient enough in a fight the guards will realize the futility of trying to kill you and beg forgiveness
>kill the ones that thought they were hot shit and gloating
>spare the ones that mention their families

>>106146688
lol so edgy killing people is no big deal

>>106146917
>program each neuron
That's not how brains work.


Hell, that's not even how neural nets work.

>>106146917
or just program an AI and skip over the whole brain ordeal/

>playing Oblivion with mods like Deadly Reflexes
>fighting a group of vampires
>mid-battle I slice both hands off an orc vampire and he runs off screaming
>finish battle with the other vampires
>continue on and find orc vampire whimpering in a corner staring at the bloody nubs where his hands once were. he sees me and tries to run away
>cut his head off

>playing Rise of the Triad
>slaughter a room of enemies
>one bloody man is on his knees pleading for his life
>I wait a moment and he falls over dead
>I move on to grab treasure int he room
>the pleading dead man was only pretending to die and he gets up and shoots me in the back

All ham acting and berry syrup.

>>106146926
Pain for humans is merely an electrical signal to the brain to indicate a damaged area.

>>106146431
>>106146688

I do neither of them but from here I can tell you're being more pathetic. Go hang out with the DeviantArt fetishists.

>No wonder you got bullied in High School.

Pot meet kettle.

>>106141343
someone shop "blizzard" onto the headstone

>>106147094
>>106147094
holy shit, was that scripted?

> implying you need a fullscale brain simulator to create AI capable of feeling pain.
[/spoiler]Programmed AI capable of feeling pain has been reality for years already[/spoiler]

>>106141233
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HauN98naZ9U&feature=player_embedded#at=55
Euphoria in action

>>106146688
>No wonder you got bullied in High School.
says the dude defending having a "waifu."

>>106146431

Difference is being immersed in the game while you play it vs. being special and still caring about a character long after you quit to the point(for some really far gone) of giving up things of real value for them.

Now that I'm thinking about it I'm probably responding to a troll but whatever

would be cool if the AI could suffer from shell shock and and have a more complex form of moral rahter then 1/0 (fight/flee)

Why can humans ACTUALY feel things instead of just reacting to them?

>>106148068
because without feeling you wouldn't react

I always got sad when the Conscripts said "Mommy" in Red Alert 2, even though Westwood probably meant it as a joke.

Imagine in the future when somebody programmed intensely realistic AI and you're playing some sort of warfare simulator.

Imagine that lone, surviving squadmate who watched you turn all of his squadmates into red paste surviving and loathing you for what him is years.

Imagine him realizing that he is merely an AI simulation, maybe from some offhand comments you were yelling when you were killing his friends (mic support in games with sentient AI would be veeeeery useful).

Imagine him uploading himself through the internet to a robot, some sort of futuristic student project.

Imagine that robot tracking you down, kicking open your door in the middle of the night.

Imagine waking up with him standing over you holding a bonesaw.

You should be nicer to AI, /v/.

>>106146724
They couldn't feel pain. They had what they called 'a sense of self preservation' meaning they would adapt against threats to survive. It's still only fake though.

>>106148068
This raises the question if there will ever be AI or if a company is just using words to get us to by their products. I think the only way to tell is through their actions like if you pull out a big gun and they have a small one depending on their personality they will run or try to fight, still I think it'd be unclear to ever determine true AI in an engine.

>>106148249
That's not how mosquitoes work.

>>106147595
>Playing Force Unleashed
>uses Euphoria
>TIE Factory
>Grabbing guy to chuck into space while he shouts for mercy
>Rebel-bro of his grabs his arm, trying to weigh him down, I swear he says 'Gotcha'
>Harder to pull, figure I'll just launch him
>Rebel-bro grabs onto railing, at which point I can't pull them away despite all of my tugging and jerking
>Sit there for literally one minute marveling at the fact that the Rebel-Bro just saved his comrade at the risk of his own 'life'

>>106148068
nervous system. you can make a roboter feel heat or cold, heavy pressure and react in a special way on it. pain is just for being aware that your hand is burning or your leg is broken etc. without it a human, and animals with a more complex nervous system wouldnt be able to live normaly, and would die easier.

>>106148249
You would because our brains recieves impulses anyway and it automaticly reacts to them. Its like we are from some highter dimension just watching and feeling environment of our brains

>>106147548
Of course. It happens at random in both games.

>>106145921
INFINITE DETAIL!
INFINITE ATOMS!

>>106148634
>mfw

>>106148307
It's not a joke. The number one thing men/soldiers say when dying is calling for their mother. They revert back to a childhood state from which the only thing that once protected them from everything was their mother. It is essentially a stimulus response to utter hopelessness and debilitating pain.

>>106144218
Neurologists and nanotechnologists have multiple times created a computerized simulation of a cockroach, with a brain fully capable of all a normal cockroach is, but is run by a computer instead of a brain.

It is possible to create and simulate the human brain as well. The human brain has been 100% mapped, it is only a question of how many supercomputers you have at your disposal.

Game 'AI' don't feel pain because they are only designed to simulate emotion. The Game 'AI' aren't true AI. They don't have any capability to feel anything at all. If you are arguing that if you kill a Game 'AI', you are killing its existence, then that's an argument of philosophy.

Real AI, however, is an entirely different story.

>>106146724

I actually can't run people over in IV for long with a car. Just makes me feel kinda queasy.

In VC or in SA it was easy since the NPC's were so lifeless and robotic..and dumb.

But in IV the way they yell in pain and smack against the hood of the car is a little too much for me sometimes.

>>106149365
>The number one thing men/soldiers say when dying is calling for their mother.
Any scientific proof (I.E A link to the study) for this or are you just guessing based on your own experiences being bullied in highschool?

>>106149137
More Force Unleashed!
>Also TIE Factory
>Wing Assembly with vertical conveyers
>Clear ground level before going up to catwalks
>See bunch of guys up there with gun turrets
>See supports holding up catwalk
>fuckyeah.png
>Grab box, start smashing out supports
>After a while, bridge across room (where machine guns are) near ceiling falls out
>See three guys plummet to their deaths, machine guns of theirs break on impact, break an explosive crate or two on landing
>ONE GUY hanging onto what is left of catwalk shouting and yelling for help
>No bros of his alive
>After 5 seconds, lets go and falls about 50 feet or so to his death, painful thud and everything
>mfw all the powers in the Star Wars canon cannot prevent me from feeling sorry for this 'man'
>mfw I almost felt a semblance of 'bad, man' for absorbing his health via a kill

Pain in a human's mind is just the body's way of saying "Oh SHIT nigger you'd best be stepping the fuck off that broke ass leg you just got, fix that shit SHARPISH."

TES Style RPG

>You hack across a mans chest
>he falls on his back and screams in pain
>he is pulling out another weapon
>you kick it off his arm
>he groans "please I have a family"
>it's too late you've dealt a mortal wound
>he makes a terrifying death rattle as he gasp for his last breath knowing you've left a family fatherless, moneyless and soon...dead.

>>106149606
I saw it on some Discovery program back in the 1990s about World War 2 and its effects on troops and shellshock. It was really a sobering documentary. I'm sure you can google similar info on it.

>mfw all the stories in this thread

>>106149840
He's the asshole who drew his weapon against you.

>>106149443
This makes me scurred ;_;

Maybe Deus Ex's Helios, Icarus, Deadalus weren't so far fetched after all. We are already capable of creating a human brain simulator, and it's only 2011 - and technology gets more advanced by the day.

I, for one, welcome our new superior computer overlords

>>106149969
>>106149606
Best I could find,

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IWantMyMommy

Which states, "Very much Truth in Television" which the Truth in Television says "Once in a while, a TV show does something that actually happens in Real Life"

And there's a couple accounts of people talking to friends that are medic and nurses who say the same thing.

>>106149969
>shellshock.
Combat fatigue.

>>106150425

>Playing Half Life
>Kill shitloads of Vortigaunt
>Feels good
>Realize they all have shackles and some kind of slave collar
>Suddenly feels bad.

>>106150253
>We are already capable of creating a human brain simulator
No, we're not. We don't have the hardware nor the fundamental understanding on how the human brain works. Imagine trying to simulate gravity before Newton.

>>106150211
>a weapon in my hand is defensive
>a weapon in someone elses hand is offensive
i know that current AI's lack of higher intellect, but he could have just defended himself against you.

>>106149969

speaking of which, i love the fact that if you kill to many enemies in MGS4, snake gets some PTSD and hears voices in his head and throws up.


thinking about it, a game were you play as a psycho war vet who cant distinguish reality from his flashbacks would be kinda cool

>>106150425
it was known as shellshock during WW2. later called "PTSD", there have been several names for it since Roman times.

>>106150567
>Psycho war vet who can't distinguish reality from his flashbacks
MASON

>>106150253
>implying a supercomputer entity like Helios wouldn't be a far better world president than any human being.

>>106150567
Like one of those CoD games I think has that in it as a plot device or something. I think it carries it too far I'm sure in a Fight Club sense.

>>106150626
It was Shell shock in WWI.

>>106150668
Until it went Matrix on us and we all end up dead because The One wouldn't exist

>>106150520
But we are.

A score of computerized insects have been created already, and that's nothing new. (With fully capable brains, mind you)

So a human brain is possible, given it you have a shitload of computers hanging around

>Punisher
>Interrogate some random dude
>"I'm going to be a father!"
>Decide to just knock him out
>"Be a good one."

That actually was a pretty cool feature.

>playing gta sa
>burning everyone with flamethrower
>laughing like sick fuck over they screams
not a single fuck was given

>That feel when you realize that game AI will someday become self aware but they won't be able to do anything about it. Except live their short lives as a shooting dummy for the player.

>>106150668
second.
if programming the computer right, he wont be trying to make him more rich or powerful, but actually the country and the people in it.

The problem isn't making a human brain AI. It's making an AI that vastly exceeds a human brain. That's where trouble starts. Like Skynet and the Matrix creators.

and yet only the player really fears damage because he knows it will kill him

goon#5342 doesn't and taking cover is just a mechanic to slow the game down or give it a tacticool feeling

call me when npcs hesitate or try different tactics straight from the start for fear of dying, and reacting to your power (like not charging a guy with a rocket launcher)

>>106151080
more computers.

>>106151007
>implying 'Moon' didn't do the same thing with clones
http://www.sonypictures.com/classics/moon/

This is unrelated but what happens to the crooks that you hang from light poles after you leave in the Spiderman games? How the fuck do they get down?

>>106151007
>yfw if they become self aware, since they're all running as one program they will do really scary shit like every person in the game looking at you at once and telling you that they'll get you back.

>>106151193
Cops come down after Peter calls 'em in anonymously, and the fire department usually has to come with a ladder truck and cut them down.

>>106151032
then you have a human with human agendas programming something to control the government. what if that person has his own interests and agendas in mind, but sees them as good for everyone? it'll still be fucked up

>>106151387
having many humans programming the computer.

>>106151007
>that feel when you are playing a dating sim and the AI is missing you very badly and worrying about you because you are drifting away from her and playing that game because of real life things, perhaps a real girlfriend.

>Fallout 3
>Exploring the Wastes
>2 red blips appear on my compass
>I can hear screaming and bullets
>Run towards the noises
>It's a Raider, his group of friends are dead around his feet
>He's fighting a Yao guai
>His legs are obviously crippled and yet he manages somehow to kill the attacking creature with a shot to the head
>He spots me
>He turns and runs away
>I pull out my sniper rifle
>I can hear him screaming as he runs away
>I pull the trigger
>I cripple his right arm
>I shoot again and get his left arm
>He's almost crawling with his broken legs and crippled arms
>I watch him for a bit in my scope
>I then pull the trigger for the last time
>It hits him in the back, he cries with pain as he falls to his death


I never asked for this...

Red Dead Redemption

>bored
>Lasso a guy and drag him a bit on my horse
>accidently throw him into a cactus and let go of the lasso
>he crawls away begging for life.
>mfw

>>106151518
Hitler didn't come to power by himself.

>>106151193
They are spit upon by the public. Some people even beat them with boards. It's quite horrible, really.

Some shoot their feet, some their hands - but they never really KILL them.

Then they just hang there; rotting away.

You should hear their screams at night when gangs come to beat them up or taze them. And when they burn their feet with lighters.

>>106150425
Fuck you.
Shellshock.

>>106151180
I'm not sure what you mean? I'm saying that making an AI smarter than humans, in a human sense, is a bad idea.

>>106149707
Glory time.
>Force Unleashed (my go to game for when other vidya bores me)
>Felucia
>Rancors
>RANCORS EVERYWHERE in the last room
>DAMN NICK THERE BE LIKE THREE RANCORS OVER THERE
>Kill the first two after a while
>Third one
>Near tree with roots that swing out violently when electrified
>Hit roots with electricity
>Rancor goes skyward, lands on it's ass moaning and whining out of confusionj
>Start combo-ing and electricity-ing it
>Can't get up because it was never meant to fall down
>Euphoria having a field day as it writhes and tries to right itself
>Can't even do quick-time kill because I slapped it's shit too hard and too fast
>mfw

Doesn't knifing people in the right place in some of the Soldier of Fortune games make them fall to the ground gargling up blood?

>>106146596

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTCM09gDJ-I

>>106150520
Actually it's being done right now.
They finished the test case of a mouse brain and are about 10% done with simulating a full human brain down to the atomic level.

>>106151991
Hell, all the killing from Soldier of Fortune probably fits in this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWMXjU0xF4s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldier_of_Fortune_(video_game)#Reception

>>106151653
why would you do this?

>>106151653
I will never view black Spiderman the same way again.

>Red dead Redemption
>The whore and her pimp quest
>Give her money to start a new life
>Nun tells me she went back to her pimp
>Find out he killed her when she went back to him
>Tie him up without a word
>Put him on my horse
>Dump him in the forest still tied up
>He is still screaming as I ride away
>Hear the roar of a bear and the yowling of the cougars
>He isn't screaming anymore.
>Visit her grave any time I play the game now
That shit brought a tear to my eye and the ending had me bawling like a bitch

>>106151231

>Since there won't be a specific voice file to say that. They will use separate words from separate files and put them together into a sentence.

>>106151548
>implying I would ever abandon a fully self aware strong AI waifu
If that existed why the fuck would I be even vaguely interested in human women?

All of japan would either die off because of population shortages or switch to full gear artificial insemination via robot hookers.

>get high with friend
>watch gamer
>play MW2 after
>think im playing slayers
>mfw

>>106152475
>mfw this is beyond debate and is border-line 'pre-enacted history', Foundation-style

>playing some generic alien shooter i dont even remember the name of.
>killing final group of aliens.
>as one dies he goes "why did you have to invade out world human? why couldnt you have just past by and left us alone?...."
>game ends with me wiping out their planet and species.
>humans expand using the minerals mined from the chunks of the dead world.
>sold as a hero marine who saved humanity.
>mfw i dont remember what the threat was other than my superiors told me they hated us.
>mfw

>>106152448
This is what Arma 2 does for situational awareness for the AI when they talk. Of course the voice acting for individual words is shitty when the sentences are infliction sensitive and you end up with some words shouted and others just whispered.

All the stuff about that we can make really good AI is pretty nasty yes, but the most fucking scary part is:

They fucking LEARN

As >>106152051
said, they just completed a test case of a fully functional mouse. Which means, they made a mouse brain out of computers. And making a fully capable mouse craves that the brain needs to be able to learn. They tested that by giving the brain an input of 2 walkways into a room with food, with the middle wall between the two entrances breakable. The brain quickly figured out that the two entrances were electrified or something similar, so it couldn't go through there. So what did it do?
IT FUCKING BROKE DOWN THE BREAKABLE WALL.

So, in Half-life ep 3, you will probably have to worry about soldiers coming from every fucking angle inclduing up and down - these fuckers are getting smart.

>>106152448
Shit...
I don't want this.
Never.
Ever.
>that feel when the game's configuration file reads 'Why would you do this' down the left hand side.

>>106152475
the human race would become extinct. at least the not-niggers.

>>106152475
>If that existed why the fuck would I be even vaguely interested in human women?

Because she'd be just like a human and you'd need to win her over in the first place, unless she was programmed to like/love/lust for you from the beginning. Like an imprinting to you and you alone, similar to the movie A.I. and the little boy robot imprinting on his mother.

>>106152835
thats scary, but something even more scary is that a supercomputer capable of learning will eventually learn how it functions and be able to build on itself, making it smarter by itself.

You guys should play Nier, you'd fucking hate yourselves on NG+ when you can hear what the enemies are saying... turns out you just comitted genocide against the entire human race...I hope you're proud of yourself.

>Il-2 Sturmovik for XBoooooooowks 360
>Flyan
>Shootan
>Fun-an
>Shoot down second-to-last foe in a fight
>Blow his wings and tail right the fuck off
>Laugh
>Look back
>He doesn't eject
>WHAT they always eject
>Radio comes on
>German shouting for help about how his canopy won't open
>OH GOD HE IS NOT DEAD
>He shouted and panicked almost the whole time down
>mfw, despite the very limited, scripted nature of this, I had given a man 4 minutes of tomb-damned life instead of a quick, explosive death

>yfw machines eventually replace humans as the dominate lifeform on the planet and reach worlds we could never have dreamt of.
>yfw human purpose was just to be the catalyst for the rise of the machines.

>>106152667
oh god oh god i nearly had man tears.
nearly.

>>106153077
>mfw they will remember us as the ones who made their ascent possible, and that we might have a chance at becoming the Enkindlers

>>106153077

Blade Runner up in dis bitch.

>>106153168
>becoming the Enkindlers
I'm out.

mfw sage

>>106153001
not if he dont have any things like arms to build himself again or do anything besides thinking.

>>106152958
She'd be programed like a real 2D woman, which means that she'd be interesting, intelligent, faithful and hot.
How many real women are all those things?

Also, you could turn her off anytime you got tired.

>>106153077
No. Bioengineering is advancing just as fast and the disadvantages of being human will almost disappear. What will really happen is man and machine will no longer be distinguishable.

Unless some Ghost in the Shell shit pops up and the transition can never fully happen.

In the videos for Rage so far, they retreat, find cover, and limp away or crawl away if you hurt them enough without killing them. Also, react to near by explosions DURING a different animation without flying through the air.

>>106146943
>Not disarming all guards, dropping their weapons, and beating them into unconciousness

I do kill them if they keep picking the weapon back up though.

>>106146688
You must be the coolest kid in your class.

>>106149443
>The human brain has been 100% mapped

>isdisniggaserious.jpg

Mercy? Nah.

>playing NV
>see legion forces
>remember what happened to Boone's wife

EAT LASER.

>>106153340
This one thinks you jellymad[/spoiler

>>106152445
I've always found games and anime more moving than live action movies. I think it has something to do with the fact that the dead artificial character will never exist in anything again. In live action movies a dead character is an actor with a recognizable face you will see in another movie and he/she even has a real life that you can think about. Games and anime characters are who they are and when they are killed it is normally final. I think those have more suspension of disbelief than live action where you can see x actor for the 100th time in some random movie which destroys suspension of disbelief a bit more than normal.

Do you guys think that robot AIs would like to play video games just as well?

If we, per se, "Make" humans, won't they need room to grow?
And land to use? And minerals for health?
But, if they take it all...
What will they do with us?
What if they make choices, that change they way THEY think? And then they overcome us normal humans?

>>106153168
>mfw I will have open arms to the machine race for I know they will bring us ascension and we shall become a one true master race of flesh and metal.

>>106153546
The brain has been mapped, the genome has been sequenced, every organ, tissue and cell has been catalouged and studied extensively etc...

The only thing we need to make an artificial human now is time, money and computing power.

>>106153168
>mfw the machines carve a giantic scale copy of the vitruvian man into the surface of the moon as a tombstone for the human race

>>106153715
Yes. It's the circle of life.

>>106153853
once again

>isdisniggaserious.jpg

>>106153715
Oh god robots will have neckbeards too.

>>106154006
Sombody get/be a drawfriend and help make a Fatlus-Bot.
PLEASE.

>>106153715
>humans create robots
>robots live in civilazation
>aquire new form of entertainment
>videogames
>ponder on how humans are casual Overpowered on RobotCHAN
>robots create humans
THE CIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFEEE

Red Dead Redemption.

>walk into armadillo Bar.
>Dont like the look of those faggots with the top hats.
>Push him Down
>Bar Fight commence.
>Start kicking there ass when someone pulls out a gun and shoots me
>Run up the stairs
>Assholes brought a gun to a fist fight... So did I.
>Shoot two in the head. One in the chest 3 times.
>last one shot in the legs.
>tie him up
>bring him to the center of the town
>Begs me to let him go.
>Leave him there
>after a minute A gang tramples him with their horses while dragging a hogtied man.

Well, I guess that AI coudlint escape death.

>>106154006
more like rustbeards, amirite?

>You were killed by ~xXAI420Xx~
>~xXAI420Xx~:LOL nice fail stupid human. u mad?
>HumanPride: Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
>~xXAI420Xx~ has left the game.

Playing with bots will be easier at least.

>>106153853
the brain is probably (im not sure, but i will trust you) completely mapped. but we still dont know exactly how everything there works together.

>>106154002
Yes.
Subscribe to some motherfucking scientific journals and magazines if you want to hear about this shit.

Like the guy who has figured out how to totally regenerate limbs.

>>106153605
I don't think it's the fact that you recognize the actors, though that does help break immersion. It really comes down to how basic your thoughts become and how immersed you are while fighting. All you know is that you control what is going to happen next. Then when you see somebody begging for his life it catches you off guard and you think of it as your responsibility. You didn't see these events unfolding before your eyes, carried out by someone else in a movie. It was you. Your actions have inflicted pain. You son of a bitch.

Then you remember oh rite it's a vidya and cap that target in the face.

>>106154356
All we need is money+time+creativity+people to bear with us while the economies implode and the bombs go off so we can have enough people around to enjoy it when it is ready.

>>106154140
>Robotchan
You mean 2chan?

>>106154461

>>106154199
You made me chuckle. Good job.

>Hammerfight
>battling gladiators for the right to challenge the man who slaughtered my clan
>one of them begs me to think of his children
>"What child would want a failure for a father?"
>finish him off with my giant flail
>battling the emperor
>partway through he stops fighting to talk
>I can still move
>kill hin in the middle of his grand speech
No mercy for the merciless.

>>106154204
But since we know each component part and how they fit together and can perfectly simulate it, we don't need to know how it works.

>>106153853

i prefer the term "synthetic human"

>>106154461
You mean 10chan?
Also...
It is time to archive.
http://4chanarchive.org/

>>106154444
>bombs
If they get through my solid air forcefield that is.

>>106154632
So what if... We made a simulated human brain that worked perfectly and it worked out how the human brain works... But wouldn't tell us... Shiiiiit

So hey /v/
I was talking to this fat human today, And he was all like "human pride" lol this is what humans belive, trolled hard

>>106154356

tell me more about this limb stuff

>>106144623
yes in same way L.A Noire simulated realistic interrogations.


YOU KILLED YOUR WIFE, YOU BEAT THE DRUNKEN WHORE DEAD WITH PIPE AND THEN YOU TRIED TO PIN THE BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE, SHE DROVE YOU OVER THE FUCKING EDGE AND YOU WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHUT HER WHORE MOUTH AND ANNIHILATE HER FACE AND PEIRCE THE HEAVENS WITH HER TERRIFIED BLOODCURDLING SCREAMS


YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT
*no evidence*


Sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what falls out.

>>106154761

>>106154731
We all need to convince /sci/ to help us survive the inevitable nasty-times so we can continue this awesomeness into the next epoch.

>>106154006
Everyone on robo/v/ will basically be Bender.

>>106153798

>>106154906
Someone who parties and gets ton of robot pussy? On robo/v/?
>robotanza.jpg

>>106155012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v-cETfhO5g
THEY FEEL

>>106154761
lol beta fagobot.
Go get your oil changed and you wont be so beta.

>>106154762
Well basically, this guy figured out how to replace and regenerate internal organs/muscles/skin/etc using a layer of pig small intestine.
It's been very successful so far in heart surgery, muscle regrowth, skin transplants, regrowing a fingertip etc...
So the guy's going to build an artificial womb that fits over the end of a severed limb and fill it with the liquid form of the pig stuff and see what happens.
He successfully tested it by regrowing some severed mouse feet.
Keep in mind this information is about 3 years old so he's probably progressed by now.

>>106146583
Grunts are slaves, bro.

>>106154761
>Be a robo/v/irgin
>Some tincan's discussing a shit game
>Says it's his opinion and he's entitled to it
>Implying I didn't run extensive calculations proving otherwise with my secondary processing unit while at work slaughtering humans.

>>106155298
Kiss my shiny, metal ass

Icecream? I love icecream! My favorite flavor is vanilla

>>106155588

Good luck bending over without falling down.

>>106155412
Yep too bad it will never get anywhere here in America because the existing world of medicine and medical insurance will buy it and destroy its assets so they don't have to lose profits on providing minimum care for outrageous prices.

>>106155412

so like bacon stem cells? sounds cool, give me an article, i wanna read

>>106155412

That is goddamn incredible.

>Playing Prey
>Going though the alien ship
>Come across my grandfather
>Hes tied up on some machine
>Gives some manly tears speak before getting impaled then crushed
>His body gets sucked away a new person get on the machine
>Machine has stopped
>Later on go into a room that has a control panel with glass faceing the machine
>Press button
>Machine turns on
>Main guy goes "Oh shit"
>Thousands of people die because I pressed a button

>>106153853
I don't think you understand what "mapped" means. That doesn't mean we understand it, we just know what it looks like (down to the minutest detail). This doesn't mean we know how it works, which we still don't completely.
We know it's electrical and that certain parts of the brain control certain functions but that's about it.
Insect brains meanwhile are so basic that they're not really hat far off video game AI anyway.
Video game AI obviously has the advantage of not needing to interact with the real world of course.

>people care about killing enemies in vidya
Wow, what a bunch of faggots