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08/10/11(Wed)11:03 No.105957620Ooh ooh, shower thread, time for my two cents
If
you shower often, especially if you notice you feel super greasy the
day afterwards, you may have inadvertently locked yourself into a death
spiral of stank. By stripping your body of its natural oils so
thoroughly and so often, you're kicking your grease production into
overdrive and dooming yourself to continued daily showers, forever.
Four
weeks is all it takes. Give it a chance--you've spent longer on shit in
EVE, and this WILL change your life (and your hair) for the better:
stop using shampoo and soap. You may continue to shower as normal with
plain water, and you are going to feel really nasty for a while, but
once your body adjusts, I promise your hair will never look better and
you will be able to climb a flight of stairs in public without feeling
terrified that you are beginning to sweat and stink. It's important to
stay clean with clear water bathing, but once you're balanced, you'll
stop smelling bad and you'll never have a greaseball day again, I
promise. |