You have a good argument, OP. I agree completely.

Have a nice day.

You know you're right when nobody responds

>>105190341
You know, when you post shit like shits is when people think OP is samefagging.

>>105190471
True.

>>105190143
Catherine isn't really about those things you mentioned.

It's about having a virtual relationship with two girls, for fat sweaty manchildren who have never even had a relationship with one.

Block pushing was just added so that it would be slightly less obvious that that was the point.

tl;dr

Don't give a shit about your shitty game that relies on suggestive anime pictures to sell.

Good day.

A good argument, but I just don't like the game.

I was kind of hoping it would be a whole variety of different puzzles and obstacles. Not the block climbing one over and over again. That's what disappointed me.

>>105190583

I haven't even played this game, but I know this guy definitely has not played this game.

>>105190524

You know, when you shit shit like shits is when people think OP is samefagging.

You faggots that actually like this abomination are worse than the bronies. Seriously, the game sucks, stop crying about how we're persecuting you for your shitty tastes.

I shit over this game for being a puzzler instead of a JRPG. I already have Tetris & Lumines, why would I want Qbert with tits?

>>105190583
> It's about having a virtual relationship with two girls
> I HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME SO I'LL JUST MAKE ASSUMPTIONS. SHIT I HOPE I'M RIGHT GUISE

anime game

>>105190341
>>105190471
>>105190524
>>105190559
>>105190583

>Same post format
>All posts start with capital letters
>Good punctuation

samefagging it up, eh OP?

>>105190660

You shits, when you shit shit shit shits is when people think OP is samefagging.

>>105190583
Nope.
You're still fucking told.
U mad?

Well only fatlus bought the game and fatlus are know for be horny teenagers and weaboo manchildren.
Any question?

>>105190660

You know, when you shit shit like shits is when shits think OP is samefagging.

>>105190826
actually this is my first atlus game.
what have i missed, guys?

But guyssss. Its a horror game. I really don't understand why people get hung up on the sexy pictures. I'll probably never get it. It really is because of the anime style. I'll never get why its so hated. Just another means for storytelling.

Why are you so shit, daytime /v/? So many fucking westaboos.

>>105190646

> I was kind of hoping it would be a whole variety of different puzzles and obstacles. Not the block climbing one over and over again. That's what disappointed me.

This is actually a good argument and i think this is the biggest flaw of the game.

It's better when people talk in a civilized way insteand of just shouting buzzwords like "WEABOO MANCHILDREN FATLUS" etc etc

>>105190826
>are know for be horny teenagers

>>105190791
>>105190780
>>105190755
>>105190655

Lonely weeaboos detected. Enjoy your virtual girlfriend.

>>105190719
HERP DERP, so you don't enjoy puzzle games that much.
Your opinion is irrelevant to the game.

Game is good, deal with it.

STOP DISRESPECTING MAI WAIFUS

It's obvious who the target audience is so you got to deal with it.

And I hate when people try to justify this somehow like "BUT IT HAS A DEEP STORY AND IT DEALS WITH THE PROBLEMS WE FACE EVERYDAY" because this crap loses it's credibility fast when the game is sold with porn marketing. JUST LOOK AT THE COVER.

>>105190960
They are trolls. You can tell who has played the game and who doesn't know any thing about it. Lern to ignore people.

You can make fanfiction of any game that doesn't make the game being of any of those things, personal interpretation doesn't define a game.
Catherine was market as a datesim VN with puzzles and is exactly that, there is nothing mature or that we never saw before.

>>105190780
OP here, I think this might seem hard to believe, but i didn't samefag any of those post, true story.

I don't care if you believe me though.

that games feels like a giant soap opera
and the puzzle parts are boring

>>105190960
How is it horror?

you drink in a bar, text your virtual girlfriend, then push blocks.

Which part of that is scary?

>>105190960
>Its a horror game.
Wait really?

BRB Renting

>>105190826

>thinks only fatlus bought catherine
>he doesnt know the game sold amazingly well, too well for just atlus fans

>>105191027
>This is actually a good argument and i think this is the biggest flaw of the game.
They add new blocks and puzzle types area. There are also four Babel modes they play differently that you place on a leaderboard for beating.
My only problem with the game is that there were only four of these levels.

Here's the rub. It's mature in the sense that, yes, it does deal with all the themes you mention, OP.

But, in the end, the game boils down to nothing but a climbing puzzle with an interactive story about dating two girls, with anime style artwork and story telling .

You tell me who it's going to appeal to.

>>105190143

because one is a huge franchise both in the comic and movies while another is a game that is generally marketed for socially inept fat neckbeards, prove me wrong that you're not a fat fuck. Go on.

>>105191090
But its a horror game. Literally nothing sexy has happened and I'm 2/3rds of the way finished with it. They don't sell visual novels in murka'.

>men in spandex is for adults
>infidelity is for children

>>105191090
>when the game is sold with porn marketing. JUST LOOK AT THE COVER.

and this is when your argument turns invalid, if this was true shit like Oneechanbara or Dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball would sell millions and millons.

Well I usually don't like Fatlus games but this looks fun. I like the adult theme, the writing seems good enough and the gameplay looks real fun.

I'll have to wait for a PAL version though

>>105191251
Well most of us bought both editions...

>>105191232
IT'S THE DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL MEANINGS

IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY

NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS

>>105191251
>I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE
Sorry fatlus

>>105191308
People who like puzzle games?
It's making good sales so I hope that says a lot.

>>105191090
so it's bad to use sexy women to sell games, but it's perfectly ok to use guns to sell games?

i don't understand westerner's

This is Atlus's most successful launch ever, according to them.
/v/ just hates the animu and shitty puzzle games

>>105191090
>Game is for adults.
>Use adult-geared advertising.
>Lolol is porn.
How would you have marketed it?

>>105190866
Shit shit, shit shit shit shit shit shits is shit shits shit OP shit sameshitting.

You only see the women during cutscenes after 4 hours of block pushing, it's literally impossible to fap to this game.

>>105191317
>prove me wrong
You are aware that you lose all credibility if you ever use that line?

>>105191533

Well shit.

>>105191090

>Completely ignore the good things about the game and point to the cover

You seem like some sort of soccer mom or something. The game did indeed sell well, but that isn't the reason /v/-goers like it.

>>105191027
It's weird seeing anons be polite.

>>105191317
> because one is a huge franchise
> COD is a huge franchise
> COD is good and for people with taste

>>105191464
"I don't understand westerners"

god damn, you most likely live in the USA. I hate weeaboos.

>>105191513
The game is for otakus.

Wow, just by reading these threads makes me hate the fanbase.

>people still getting pissed about anime-styled art

>>105191438
>puzzles was the selling point
HAHAHAHAHA, you are so delusional.

>>105190143
>>105190143

>guys in armor fighting against dragons, or a guy dressed up as a bat fighting against a clown

That's something you can't do in real lfe, that's why is a video game. Why would you play a video game in which you face real life problems? It's your life so empty that you need a video game to experience these things?

It sold well because of tits. I'm not saying it isn't a good game, because it's alright by all means, but if you think it would have sold half as well without sex appeal, you're insane.

>>105191233
Yeah dood. The blonde bitch is trying to kill you, and your girlfriend secretly fucking hates you.

This game is just a quick cash in on the ignorance of weeboos and neckbeards.

>>105191645
That's pretty much what the game is about.

>>105191513
By adult you mean teenegers?
I won't change the marketing, is really the only reason why the game sold, lots of lonely peope out there.

>>105191325
haha, wut?

http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-PC-Dating-Sim-Game-Windows/dp/B0026ADAS6/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&
ie=UTF8&qid=1312476707&sr=1-1

Catherine thread?
Weeaboos vs westaboo wars?
Anime vs everything?
Never having played the game and bitching vs people who are trying in vain to defend it against them?

Fuck all that shit. I'll be over here enjoying this game, climbing the shit outta some blocks, and generally ignoring the hate.

Cope with the situation.

>>105191438

i think it can have great HHRRGGGHHH

>>105191675
I can't tell for everyone, but I was never seduced by a succubus or had to run for my life in dreams

>>105191438

>puzzles as the selling point.

Lies. All anybody knew about this game before the demos was "you play this guy, and you have to choose which girl you are going to end up with."

>>105191770
The repetitive puzzle isn't why the people bought it.

>>105191675
>Why would you play a video game in which you face real life problems?
To /v/ girlfriends are about a real-life as dragons. So it works

>>105191716
>It sold well because of tits
Maybe. But I hope it gets people interested in puzzles again. It's been several years since a good and challenging puzzle game like this has come out.

>>105191895
>and you have to choose which girl you are going to end up with
Except that this is not true

>>105190143
It plays too heavily on sex appeal. I immediately have less respect for any series that relies on sex appeal as much as this game does, and that applies to all mediums.

This isn't an issue of being mature or not, and anyone who tries to argue that it is should have their opinion null and void. It's an issue of advertisers shamelessly playing of carnal instincts in order to make their game noticeable. Face it, hardly anyone would care about this game if it weren't for the provocative artwork.

The story is interesting and the gameplay is fun, but the popularity of the game stems almost entirely from the sex appeal regardless, and the creators have been playing up on that aspect as much as possible. I'm almost positive that is what everyone is upset about, it's just that they are not very eloquent about explaining it and resort to ad hominem instead.

Frankly, I don't take kindly to advertising techniques like the ones used for this game. The money in their pocket books is directly proportional to how hot they made the characters in this game, whether you want to admit to it or not. And I outright refuse to buy this game if they can't properly advertise it.

Petty, I know, but if you need sex appeal to make money, then you probably don't deserve it to begin with. I'm saving my cash for some other puzzle game, maybe one that doesn't target neck beards so shamelessly.

because people forgot about relationship between man and woman. they can't be reminded about knowing each other, being together etc. because they just want to fuck. romantic love is the hardcore mode of "sex - the game", too bad so many people are casual as fuck

>>105191628
yes, i do live in the usa, and i never understood why sex=evil here

>>105191438
>puzzles were the selling point
>cover art has giantess fetish, lacy bras, anime girls, and cleavage

ssssssure

Ok about this game, riddle me this. I have this friend who gets a complete hard-on for anything Xbox. He has a girlfriend and hates anime, but for some fucking reason he loves this game unconditionally. Why does he like it so much?

Catherine is the K-on of games, lots of pandering without any payoff

>>105191675

> That's something you can't do in real lfe, that's why is a video game. Why would you play a video game in which you face real life problems? It's your life so empty that you need a video game to experience these things?

Running for my life from monsters directly out my subconsious, literally fighting agains Gods and demons at the end of the game?

No i can't do that shit in real life, the real life problems were just to give a little credibility to the storyline.

>2011
>Not playing the best puzzler in years because you're afraid people will find out you're playing a japanese game

>>105191817
the (w)internet doesn't count as murka', bro. I'm talking brick and mortar stores.

>>105191986
>Maybe. But I hope it gets people interested in puzzles again.

With the lack of variety, doubtful.

It probably got more than enough newer players today curious enough to see/play Q*bert for themselves, if anything (I'm not saying it plays just like Q*bert, only that it is mentioned a lot when it comes to this game, even in magazine reviews).

Oh boy, puzzles were the selling point?

I remember when the demo came out and the puzzle gameplay was showcased for the first time and /v/ was like "Oh fuck that looks pretty disappointing.. umm uh I mean WOW NICE TO SEE A NEW PUZZLE GAME! I LOVE PUZZLE GAMES!"

Hey guys?

This game has sold really well.

How does it make you feel? The fact that whether you hate it or not is invalid.

>>105192022
You sound like a prude. Seriously.

>>105192101

Because it's a great puzzle game, even if you ignore the anime.

>>105191675
Yes, Catherine is all about facing real life problems when you meet demons of the underworld and climb living towers along with talking sheep.

You just went full retard.

>>105192113
>comparing anything to K-On
Dude. Woh. That's harsh.

>>105191986
Yeah look the market flooding with puzzles games now, i don't know if you are trying to troll or what.

>>105192005
>and you have to choose which girl you are going to end up with
>Except that this is not true

I agree. We know this now.
But that's how it was marketed.

It's a game about having relationships with females

It's not hard to figure out why /v/ doesn't like it. Most of them probably haven't even played the game, they're just mad because they're virgins

>read every post in the thread
>everyone who's claiming "waifu simulator" obviously hasn't played it.
>finished Catherine, change it to "supernatural thriller/horror category..

>>105192022
> It plays too heavily on sex appeal

Other games rely on that as well, Games like Ninja Gaiden, Resident evil etc use sexy women to attract a part of it's audience.

That doesn't mean the game will sell based solely on that, see: Oneechanbara.

If the game is shit, people won't buy it, no matter how many tits you put in it.

>>105192185
I'm surprised it sold well, actually. It has nothing to do with me liking the game, I just thought it wouldn't sell well for the kind of game it is and its appearance.

>People complaining about puzzles in a puzzle game

>>105191675
yes

>>105192285
I'm hoping that it does well enough that people take note. Which it looks like is happening.

>>105192252
Space chem is better, cheaper, longer and harder, but you still rather play the shitty weaboo game, why is that?

>>105192185
Fucking great. It means Atlus is going to announce P5 sometime soon.

>niché game trying something different
>shit on it because it's japanese

stay classy /v/

>>105192352
but Oneechanbara was actually good game, considering it was a budget softporn title with zombies

>>105192352
>If the game is shit, people won't buy it, no matter how many tits you put in it.
surprisingly some shit games sold extremely well only focusing on boobs

>>105192022
>>105192022
>>105192022
Have you ever looked at a gameplay video, watched a trailer, or played a demo before? I'm pretty sure marketing doesn't mean jack shit to anyone who's actually a gamer and not a total fucking moron.

I play fatlus games because I like that Japanese devs focus on storytelling because they have shit budgets.

The cover art has nothing to do with it. Just bonus.

>>105192352
>Resident Evil

>mfw I only play as Leon in Darkside Chronicles so I can catch glimpses of Claire's juicy ass they rendered for that game

The game is a glorified ecchi puzzle game with no real substance.

I beat it when it was in Japanese and the only actual fun I had was doing the puzzles that were difficult.

People are trolling when they say you try to maintain a virtual girlfriend relationship because the main character is the embodiment of the most wimpy beta male possible and you never actually do anything other than text them.

I did enjoy the ending though. I got Catherine True End first time and never played it since.

>>105192575
Didn't you know autists hate experimentation? Why do you think /v/'s got such a hard-on attacking this game?

>>105192470
Never even heard of Space chem but I doubt it's anything like Catherine.

>>105192470

Because it's different? That's like saying "lol why are you playing other games if you have a favorite game"

>>105192432
Atlus will do even more VNs with date sim elements, that's pretty much the only thing that changed, nobody gives a fuck about the puzzles.
If something the only serie that have hope to revive the genre is portal.

There was a time I liked /v/
but now I only browse it, using it to pass the time.

It's not /v/'s fault. It's the humans that utilize /v/'s name and persona. The problem that lies here is the newer community. Like a new generation.

Perhaps one day you will all just die so /v/ can return to normal. It's not the summer. This happened before the summer.

>"supernatural thriller/horror category..

In the game you:
>climb puzzle towers, some of which are creepy
>have scripted conversations with people in bars
>have text conversations with girls
>watch cutscenes

This game is about puzzles and heterosexual relationships. THATS IT.

>>105192101
because it came out on the XBAWK the fiddy

>mfw 99% of the people complaining it sucks and it only sold because of the sex appeal haven't even bought

There isnt really MUCH sex appeal in the game, its just a cover, who the fuck buys a 60 dollar game because theres a sexy woman on it? The story revolve on fan service it revolves around Vincent, also the game is really more of a horror survival game, its not a waifu simulator. Its like persona, the RPG parts are the gameplay and the relationships/social statuses are the outside part.

The games fun :3

>>105192473
They already started working on it. Google that shit.

>>105192637
Did you place on the leaderboards for any of the Babel levels? That is where I thought most of the fun in the game was. The story mode puzzles were stupidly easy.

>>105192854

Meant the story doesn't revolve around sex appeal, my bad

>>105192674
What a surprise
>>105192694
Is puzzle game, i though the game was good because the puzzles were good, it seems that you didn't care that much about them either.

>>105190601
>calling a game shitty
>use a shitty anime as a reaction

shit, you are top-of-the-line retarded aren't you?

>>105192588
> surprisingly some shit games sold extremely well only focusing on boobs

Like?

>>105192581
It's repetitive, it's simple, it's shallow, it's not good, especially if you compare it to other beat em up/action games.

Damn, even God of War it's a better game, and that's saying a lot.

>>105192735
>nobody gives a fuck about the puzzles.
People that have played it and reviewers seem to say otherwise. Sales also.

>>105192022
I'm a fatlus and I agree with this man wholeheartedly and respect his opinion.

>>105192800
He has it on the PS triple though. But like this motherfucker literally refuses to try new shit. Also it pretty hilarious how he deals with his sexuality. He calls looking at porn, "Cheating on his girlfriend." Like what the fuck is this shit.

anyway vidya gaem

>>105192735
Portal tries too hard to be funny and witty.
The fail is unbearable.

Also the puzzles are too simplistic.
Reviving the puzzle genre, I think not.

>>105192784
can't tell if being clever
or just really dumb...

>>105192854
>who the fuck buys a 60 dollar game because theres a sexy woman on it?

I wouldn't be suprised if people actually did that. If it catches their eye then it's already doing it's job.

ITT: Half of the people call other people fat virginfags, despite most of them being virgins too

And this is coming from a virgin so don't start to hate me

>>105192866
Nah I never did that.
I was trying to be a god and beat hard mode and that's the max I ever did.

I nearly broke my controller fighting the last boss.

It really looks gay. Like anime gay. Also, it tries to sell itself as deep with all of these adult situations, but that in itself makes me think that stupid kids will play it.

>Oh my god this game is so mature and adult! Stop it you don't understand how mature this game is!

You all sound like kids. Hence, why this game is a relationship/life simulator for stupid teenagers.

Catherine is a fun game.

Getting started on stage 7-1 later today.

With five stages in all for that nightmare, it pretty much makes a gold trophy imperative cause I am not gonna want to replay all those levels..

>>105192984
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>shit
Go back to bed, child.

>>105192581
No fuck that. That game was terrible and you know it. The only good thing about it was the loading screen. Why aren't there more mini-games in loading screens. God knows dead rising 2 needs one.

Fuck it.
Batman AA is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from Poision Ivy. I don't give a fuck about the story or shit, its obviously a fap game.

Every fucking fighter ever is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from every female fighter ever. I don't give a fuck about the gameplay or shit, its obviously a fap game.

Every RPG ever is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from the female characters and the own player made characters. I don't give a fuck about the story or shit, its obviously a fap game.

Gears of war 3 is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from Anya. I don't give a fuck about the story or COVER SHOOTAN shit, its obviously a fap game.

The Sims is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from painstakingly creating yourself and a virtual wife. I don't give a fuck about the gameplay or micromanaging or shit, its obviously a fap game.

World of Warcraft is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from The Night Elves. I don't give a fuck about the hard raiding or shit, its obviously a fap game.

Starcraft 2 is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from Kerrigan. I don't give a fuck about the story or amazing MLG gameplay, its obviously a fap game.

God damned KOTOR 2 is for horny teenagers due to fanservice from the mother fucking Handmaiden. I don't give a fuck about the story or shit, its obviously a fap game.

Seriously, half you fuckwits need a reality check. Just because a game has women, doesn't mean its a WAIFU SIM OLOLOL. This applies to Catherine and Mass effect. I get the feeling that half the people here are so repulsed by women that they hate anything with them in it.

>>105193130
ha ha your a virgin

>Catherine
RETARDED WAIFU SIMULATOR FOR FATLUS NECKBEAR VIRGINS
>Monster Girl Quest
>Rance
>Bible Black
GREATEST GAMES EVER

>>105193202
>watches shitty anime
>telling people to go to bed

What are you, 15?

Why would I play my daily life?

>>105193380

>>105193071
Your opinion doesn't matter is a puzzle game which main draw were the puzzles, Catherine was marketed as a datesim and is the only reason that sold well(+ fatlus brand)

>>105193090

Thats like BUYING porn, but porn isnt usually 60 bucks. BUYING porn is stupid on itself, but for 60 bucks? Seriously?

>>105193284
Not only is most of the boxart and advertising for this game provocative, and most of the plot deals with relationships.

I'll give you that Mass Effect isn't necessarily a dating sim or whatever, but I think it applies pretty strongly for this game.

>Everyday problems
>transexuality

what

>>105192735
>If something the only serie that have hope to revive the genre is portal.
Portal was a shitty interactive story. I don't see how people could consider it a real puzzle game, there is next to no difficulty, and it auto saves every ten seconds so you can't even loose. The game doesn't keep score or rank or anything.
You can't compare Portal to an actual puzzle game like Catherine..

>>105193375
Rance is a hentai game with great gameplay, nobody is trying to hide that is a hentai game or calling the game mature and meningfull, that's fatlus job

>>105193521
Blu-Ray porn goes for about $60

>>105193544
One of the characters (and admittedly the best female character in the game) is post-op

>>105193284
>Just because a game has women, doesn't mean its a WAIFU SIM OLOLOL.
No, but because of the fact that it's almost entirely fanservice means it's a WAIFU SIM OLOLOL

One of the best game released this year.

>>105193555
See:
>>105193455

>Anyone on /v/
>dealing with any of the problems mentioned

My ass, you nerds are fuckin' GAY

>>105193284
God, you're a fucking idiot.

You can't compare Catherine to those games, because, oh, let's see, the plot doesn't centralize on those female characters and your relationship with them.

So how is the puzzle aspect? Is it worth wading through the wifeu uguu bullshit? I love a good puzzle but am turned off by the other aspects of the game.

>>105193455
Too bad the puzzles were shitty and the main focus were on telling witty and clever jokes that makes you cringe.
Also, Valve brand.

Well my perfectly logical posts keep getting ignored in the 12 year old troll fest. Guess its time to get the fuck outta here. Fuck you, /v/.

>>105193683
Nah. Portal was a beginners FPS made in to a silly interactive story. It had good writing and was funny, but it wasn't a puzzle game.

>>105193836
dubs ch­eck e­m

>>105193751
If you like playing the same puzzle over and over and watching cutscenes you will love it.

>>105193788
Eat it fatlus. You know the Portal games were even the slightest bit clever. Catherine? It's a god damn datesim. Know how I know?

ATLUS

>>105193714
>the plot doesn't centralize on those female characters and your relationship with them.

Hmmm . . .
>A Bruce Wayne/Batman dating sim

>>105190143
It's because if I get my shit together, I can do the stuff in that game in real life and don't need a "relationship simulator"

But I won't be fighting a clown or slaying a dragon in real life, so that's why I like to play those games.
;_;

>>105193668
> No, but because of the fact that it's almost entirely fanservice means it's a WAIFU SIM OLOLOL
> It's almost entirely fanservice

Protip PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

>>105193751
It's mostly puzzles.

>>105193836
Fuck you faggot. Must be lonely on that throne of yours. I'm sure you'll find your Katherine waifu someday too.

Weeaboo garbage.

>>105193920

This game has more in common with SH2 than it does with any date sim/VN

>>105193977
>>105193877
thats cool but check this.

>>105193788

You know, I haven't played Portal 2 yet, but I don't really even feel like Portal 1 had a 'story.'

You wake up and are forced to go through these stages of puzzles. A robot alternately praises and berates you. By the end, you find out something fucked up happened, but you aren't even really sure what.

Portal is a puzzle game with a small story
Catherine is a relationship simulator with a small puzzle element

>>105193906

I don't mind playing the same thing as long as the difficulty increases. I loved the shit out of Intelligent Cube when I was younger.

>>105193920
POTATOES LOL SO RANDUM ^_^
THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! LOL SO FUNNI XD

we could also describe your game as

>a puzzle game with a sexy girl

have a nice day and never talk anymore until you're 18 years old

>>105193751
There's no other kinds of puzzles. It's block climbing over and over, getting slightly more difficult the further you're in the game.

>>105194018
reported

The game is fucking bullshit

60$ for a tower climbing simulator with anime cutscenes?

I'm o with watching anime, But when i want to play a game, I WANT TO PLAY DAMN GOOD GAME WITH GOOD GAMEPLAY, CATHERINE DOES NOT HAVE GOOD GAMEPLAY, ITS A FUCKING ANIME WITH TOWERCLIMBING

>>105193877
Again your opinion doesn't matter, the game was marketed as a puzzle game and everyone thinks about it as a puzzle game. When you think in catherine the first think it comes to your mind is one of the girls, you can deny it but is the only reason why it sold.

>>105193437

>daily life
>turns into a sheep and climbs towers every night
>judged constantly by creepy kid
>chased by baby with a chainsaw
>slowly question your sanity
>decide whether or not to kill the other sheep

Another day in the /v/ mansion

>>105193943
> It's because if I get my shit together
No man, you can't defeat gods or meet a succubus in real life even if you put your shit together.

>>105193836
>OMG GUIZE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

>Game is about a man that has to face everyday problems
>Deals with stuff like relationships, infidelity, sex, work, alcoholism, pregnancy, transexuality and several other adult problems,
>alcoholism, pregnancy, transexuality
>every day problems

Dude, what.

>>105194039

>>105194077
>>105193977
>>105193877
ALL THIS 7. CH­ECK MINES

FATLUS strikes again. Someone post that picture, quick!

>Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
— C.S. Lewis
Get told OP.

>>105194086
That's like saying Tetris is dropping blocks over and over.
In Cather though there are 9 areas and I think the first 7 introduce different blocks that change up the gameplay and style of puzzles.

>>105194101
>puzzle games dont have gameplay
they have more than mgs4 or heavy rain

I found funny that the game is as long as the portal 2 single player, but fatlus fans never mention that.

>>105194018
> Manly tears

Thread ruined.

>>105194206
>citing Lewis, a gigantic manchildren as an example

Get laid, faggot.

>>105194187
Typical Fatlus.

>>105194295
>telling someone to get laid on 4chan

>>105194307
...lol

>>105194246

Everybody knows Heavy Rain is an interactive movie. MGS4 should have been something other than it was.

Catherine is puzzle game with interactive relationship simulator.

>>105194103
Nope you are spewing bullshit because you cant speak for everybody else.
People enjoy the game for it's puzzles. It's a good game. Deal with it.

>Catherine is mature, why don't you accept that?

>BUT THE MARKETING BAWWWWW

You guys do know the marketing had nothing to do with the actual game right? So it really on sex appeal to sell the game, how does that change what the game is actually about? Are you people so easily bought in by advertisments that you believe everything shown to you?

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> C.S. Lewis

>>105194107
But a great portion of the game is about "RL-stuff".
I guess in Mass Effect for example the dating stuff is too much of a side-thingey to be relevant, but in Catherine it seems that half of the game is about dating and having social relations, which is too much in my opinion.

>>105194373
They're americans, of course they'll swallow whatever bullshit the media churns out

Somebody post the picture where that guy plays snowboard kids and then realizes its an atlus game and turns into a huge fatass.

>>105194368
>LOL I DON'T HAVE ARGUMENTS, DEAL WITH IT LULZ
Oh you fatlus are so silly.

>>105194103
Well I can say you opinion doesn't matter to me then. The game was built on an FPS engine and using FPS mechanics the same way other games of the genre do. Just because you solve problems in between hilarious scripted events doesn't make it special.

>>105194077
A game can't help its fanbase. You hate Portal just because it had widespread appeal. I'm sorry that you'd rather sit on your computer chair jerking it to Catherine and pretending you have a girlfriend than join the rest of society.

>>105194373
The game revolves around a faggot and his relationship with two wiminz. It's gay as fuck. The only puzzles are BLOCK CLIMBING, it's anime-esque, and the advertising was full of sex appeal to hook in ronery faggots.

All of these reasons contribute to why it sucks, bro.