My friend tried to get me to play SC2 and I said it was a horrible game.


I never told him this but I only would not play it due to because I have a natural hate for RTS'

i don't like battlefield 2+ because i don't want to have to play to unlock weapons and shit

I hate the sonic the hedgehog games due to the fact you can't breath underwater like mario can. I just really hate having to go look for air bubbles.

>>103901109
Oh, you are safe then, because SC2 isnt an RTS.

>>103900976
my husband is kind of like you
except he hates Oblivion because it does not hold his hand like Fable. (glowing trail, minimal upgrades, auto aim on enemies)

In his defense, he's in his mid-30s

>>103900976


>babby's first fallout

well at least you admit it. Anyway:


I HATE mario64 just due to ONE very cryptic star in the second world where you need to blow up a wall. I remember it took me 10 years to figure out how to do it and I have a very hateful spite towards it now.

I refuse to give spyro a chance just due to the fact the gem collecting is so retarded and boring.

I hate STALKER, because I'm extremely insecure about running out of ammo. I have about 100 shells, 350 assault rifle bullets and 200 9x19 strong pistol bullets but I still use the weak 9x18 weak pistol bullets, of which I have 800.

I swear if I had an infinite supply of ammo in my backpack, I would love the game to hell and back, but as it is I'm just too scared to even shoot my gun.

I hate video games because I use /v/.

>>103901483


simmilar thing with me with god of war. I think the game is super boring.

I have a natural hate against JRPG due to their turn-based gameplay

I hate LoL just because of all the threads.

I haven't played any Half-Life game because they look too dauntingly challenging.

>>103901652


THIS

>>103901665
Uh...well if you're not trolling, they're pretty easy.

They're also enjoyable.

I hate FPSs because I suck at them.

i didn't like kingdom hearts because i couldn't beat that hercules boss at the beginning and got stuck in fucking tarzans level. seriously FUCK that game and fuck YOU for tricking me to get it.

I refuse to play games that use sex as a selling point.

I intensely dislike any games that have female characters in a combat or important role.

I won't play fallout 1 or 2 just because I think the graphics are ugly. I admit it. I am a huge graphics whore.

>>103901813
Not trolling. I just generally suck at vidya.

I want to try them out, actually.

I hate STALKER because I'm too lazy to install the game, get the mods, and install the patches. All the greentext stories I read sound insanely fun yet I may never experience them due to said laziness.

>>103901652
I don't even have the slightest idea what the fuck it is about but I hate it.

Also, I think fighting is the worst genre because nothing really ever happens and it's boring.

I don't like ass erect because my friends like it

>>103901861
Faggot

>>103901861
>I intensely dislike any games that have female characters in a combat or important role.
can you explain this?

>>103901944
~ god Enter

I dont wanna play COD or Battlefield because i already played Counter strike back in the day and now i like tf2.

dont even know if its childish but thats the gods honest truth

i hated SMB3 because the graphics were ugly and it was too hard.

I don't like kingdom hearts because i think disney is fucking stupid

>>103900976
>I hate fallout 3 because the game does not hold your hand
That really is a dumb reason to hate Fallout 3, considering that the entire beginning is an unskippable tutorial.

>>103901652
I hate everything except video games because of all the threads.

>>103902096
>Doesn't like women
>hurr you're a faggot
Stay cla-
Wait a minute.

>>103901210
What is it then, a shitty no-strategy clickfest?

I hate PC elitists and all the PC is superior threads because I'm jealous my machine can't run the games.

I would love the shit out of all the PC games that come with level building tools and map editors and all that good stuff. I would lose more time building Fallout quests using the GECK than I would playing the game but since I have a laptop well...

Not really video GAME related but I hate the ps3 because when you push on it it makes creaking sounds and it worries me.


My OCD prevented me from buying one.

Mass Effect is WAY too confusing, I can't figure out where the fuck to go.

>>103901652
>mfw i thought i was the only one

i never even played the game and i hate it.

I don't like Bad Company 2 because I'm not great at it and I don't understand the mechanics of it.

>>103902474

that feel bro. I got mass effect 1. got stuck on a planet.(won't let me off) and have not touched it since.

I hate Sonic Advance 2 because of this.

I hate Kingdom hearts because it's cheesy?

Final Fantasy mixed with Disney looks real cheesy to me.

I hate final fantasy because it is a JRPG
I hate kingdom hearts because it looks like a game for babies
I hate games that don't have good graphics.
I hate Microsoft for not releasing Halo 3 to PC

I don't know about childish, but games with anticlimactic battles and endings, i just HATE.

fable 3, logan gives up the castle with out any fight what so ever, he says "here" and at the end of the game when the darkness attacks you walk through the city killing very easy enemies and eventually you kill a very easy boss, and then it ends just like that.

I hate Deus Ex because the shooting and AI is/are retarded.

>>103902137
It is simply put, extremely unrealistic. I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

It's the same reason Sucker Punch was a horribly shit movie.

I hate the Final Fantasy series because everyone seems to have orgasms talking about it

I uninstalled TF2 because I thought the game was unbalanced. Truth is; I'm just terrible and I have only default weapons.

I don't hate it, but I strongly dislike the Zelda series purely on the fact that it is so popular, overhyped and way exaggerated . Yes, it is fun, but no they are not the best games ever created and OoT is not the best Zelda game either.

i hate starcraft because i see it everyday on /v/
i hate mass effect because it's just boring
i hate lol because i see it everyday on /v/

>>103902663

>>103902486
>i never even played the game and i hate it

/v/

years before when the wii was just being annouced ect, I said the mario galaxy game and smash bros brawl looked stupid and said I would never buy a wii. I did not want to admit it but it was because my nostalgia goggles for SM64 and melee were on too tight.

I ended up buying MG,Brawl, and a wii. I said I also hated the vita and the 3DS but...now I want a 3DS. still do not want the vita but I know I will in time.

>I hate Starcraft 2's multiplayer.
Its too competitive, its no fun.

>I hate every FPS since CoD 4
Theyre all the fucking same.

>I hate Fallout:New Vegas
No exploration...

>I hate Disgeaeaeaaaeaeeeaee
Level 9999? No one should have that much time on there hands.

>I hate cutscenes
They break gameplay, usually unecessarily, so some dev can have some self indulgent movie scene.

>I hate sex in video games
I just think its pointless. Video games are a personal experiance, but im not having sex im watching it.

>I hate the CoD and BF debate
Youre going to buy them both you fags! Why argue?

>>103900976
>fallout 3 doesn't hold your hand
ha.

I hate the fact that if I see a game being played I can't play it myself later.

Started with watching my brother play Tomb Raider II. Latest big one was when I watched my girlfriend blitz through the first ten or so hours of Persona 4. I was really looking forward to that game too...

Now I just don't show anyone my new games before I've beaten them in case someone asks "Hey can I play that?"

>>103902729
dont worry man, almost all of the extra weapons have serious drawbacks. most of the team, the default set up is the most versatile. if you pick it up again sometime, and get some of the new weapons, youll know what i mean.

>>103902651


you hate it because....of the level start up screen?

Fallout 3 doesn't hold your hand?

OP, you're better never gonna play Fallout 1 and 2

I hate a lot of JRPGS because the dialogue is so cheesy and embarrassing to sit through

>>103902400
Its an MOBA with lots of units. I guess. Its not an RTS anyways.

Damn you really are dumb and childish!

>>103902796
>admitting nostalgia goggles
Impressive. There may be hope for /v/ yet

I hate lol and will never play because /v/

>>103902936
team= believe it or not, TIME*

>>103903008
Yes.

No, of course not. I hate it because Sky Canyon is the fucking Antichrist.

Kinda like the guy who hated SMB3. I hate the original FF because it was ugly looking and too hard.

Also no final boss music what the fuck.

I hate metal gear solid because I hate the waiting I have to do hiding under tanks and shit just to try again at sneaking. Stealth is too boring, I'm too impatient.

I hate fighting games because there's no adventure in the games, it's just like sports games but with fictional settings and characters.
I don't like RTS's because I've never understood the mechanics even after playing them for 8 years, I feel like I'm not fully involved with the game vs a third or first person game.
It feels 'slow' even though I know it takes more skill and reaction time to successfully play an rts compared to cawadooty.

I don't like horror games because I'm a huge pussy. Fear for me is magnified tenfold as compared to a normal person.

I once got curious and got the courage to try Amnesia, but I was shaking by the time I got to the second level.

I hate Minecraft because everyone seems to think its some ingenious masterpiece

I've never even played it.

I FUCKING hate Tekken, any game of the series, just because that when you hit someone that goddamned red flash comes up. Goddamn, I hate that shit so much it's not even funny, it ruins everything.

Ever since I was a child I hated the premise of mario. I just think it's so fucking stupid that you are a plumber who kills mushrooms and fire breathing turtles. I kinda like sonic though because I felt it was "Daker"

>>103902651
I love you. Took me over 9000 trues to clear levels only to game over on the boss battle

>>103903025

>fallout 1 and 2
>outdated
>get flamed if you dont like them
>26 y/o virgin rage
>outdated games are outdated
>why even play?
>new vegas sucked

GTA IV.

Probably a terrific game, but it runs terribly on PC's, that's a definite no-no

I hate the NES Legend of Zelda because I fucking hate to explore without any clues and it has no story to get excited and fuck I'm mad.

I hate PC gaming because consoles are much more comfortable to me.

I hate mortal kombat because a friend doesn't shut the fuck up about it, same with Star Wars

I don't like Street Fighter games because I can't mash buttons and still be good at them

I hate STALKER because of all the hype even though Modern Warfare 2 is an infinitely better game in every single aspect.

i hate silent hill because the combat looks like shit
monsters and symbolism is interesting though

I wont play Arcana heart because there aren't any males in it. otherwise it looks like a great game that i want to play.

I hate any competitive game or game that requires tons of preparation. I think it makes the game feel like work. I don't want to play hours of CoD just so i can get the best perks or weapons so I can maybe hold my own in a match, not that it matters as there's always that team that plays daily for 5 plus hours and you'll never match.

>>103903270


That feel bro. A lot of games I wanna try because the story is so good but I am too impatient/suck at vidya too much to be able to play.

>>103903493
Why are you even comparing them? The only thing they have in common is that they're an FPS, dude.

I always hated RTSs that limit the number of units you can select at once. I've come up with other reasons to hate certain RTSs as well - excessive micromanagement, the need to balance more than one type of resource, babysitting worker units, etc. In the end, I just don't like RTSs because I suck at them.

Also I hate any game that is too difficult like the Mega Man series. And I hate TF2 for the hats even though they don't actually affect the game.

>>103903493
derp.

I hate games that the main character/someone important in the stroy dies.
P3, RDR, MGS2 (fucking Emma) Yeah.

I hate almost every JRPG in the world because of turn based fighting.

>>103903583
I know that feel.

>>103903487

OH I HATE NES LEGEND OF ZELDA TOO!

So annoying.

What's weird is I love exploration and I can play games like Yume Nikki and .flow

but original Zelda? Nah, fuck it.

>>103903489
>Street fighter
>SMashing buttons
You will get your ass rape

i hate bc2 because it seems too new-elitist compared to bf2

>ctrl+f
>i hate
>52 results

I hate TBC, WoTLK and Cata expansions because I spent an entire 3 years leveling and maxing out my level 60 Tauren Warrior. FUCK YOU I'M NOT LEVELING AGAIN

I completely hated the arts style of The World Ends With You and I couldn't play it past the first cutscene because it annoyed me so much.

The main character was so skinny it pissed me off.

I don't like Japanese games because I'm a racist.

I hate GTA IV because it removed features that were present in San Andreas. When I actually play the game, I do have some fun for a while, but it just dies out and I'm left thinking of what could have been.

>>103903779
Not sure why I audibly laughed at this but I did.

I hate DoW2 because I am bad at strategy games and I can't bother to learn how to play. That and I have to much pride to look up guides or ask.

>>103903779

I hate Call of Duty because it's popular.

>>103903633
>>103903615

I hate Mario Kart becaise I never won as a child. In fact I was the last to cross the line errytime. I hate racing games in general because of that and I refuse to play them.

>>103903865
You and everyone else on /v/

>>103903664
That's what he's saying. Fighting games (especially Street Fighter) rely on memorizing a bunch of shit. Fuck that, I wanna mash buttons. But that would destroy the point of the game so I just don't play fighting games.

>>103903865
I know that feel.

I liked RDR until I met john's son jack when he was 16. For some reason his facial features creeped me out and I haven't touched the game since.

I already don't like the upcoming Rayman game because I dislike the animation style.

i didn't liked Dragon age because the HUD looked like shit for a RPG, the skills were shit and i felt like playing a MMORPG but offline, Baldur's gate spiritual successor my ass

I don't play PC games because I don't have the time or technical knowledge to get a good gaming PC and I'd rather spend my money elsewhere.

>>103903637
THIS. FUCKING THIS.The only turn-based game i liked was super mario rpg because you could do those timed hits. Way better than looking at my character getting the shit beat out of him.

I hate Hon and LOL because it's a rip-off of Dota even though it's aesthetically better

I hate CoD because I get mad whenever I get raped by some thirteen year old using a mic on xbox live with a knife from thirty feet away.

It's actually why I don't like playing my xbox at all.

I just remembered, I "hate" Stalker, because the enemies respawn. I loved the game up until I noticed this, and immediately uninstalled it afterwards. It just ruined all immersion for me.

I hate Counter Strike because it's all about headshots and no matter how many fucking times I shoot them in the head they don't fucking die

I also hate Countrer Strike, CoD's search and destroy, CPMA and Arena on TF2 because I know that at any given time, there is a chance all my team-mates will die, and be dependent on me, and they will realise I suck and call me mean things

I hated Twilight Princess because how realistic they made everything. The only zelda games i've ever played were the 2d ones.

I hate ps3 because it has no gaemz

I hate CoD Oh wait I don't hate CoD I play it every other day.

Where as people hate games that don't hold their hand, I hate games that do nothing but hold your hand.

For example you got "stuck" pretty much every minute in Jedi Knight 2 and even in Jedi Academy. I liked that a lot, because every room was like a puzzle and I had to figure out what to do there. It was an enjoyble way of doing puzzles.

At first this doesn't sound like a stupid reason but it might just qualify. I want my games to be confusing.

I called demon souls the worst game ever made only because it was too hard.

>>103903637
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Fuck turn based combat, grinding and lack of freedom and joy just because the game has a shitty story to tell with some nice music

I make up fake confessions and pretend i'm a type of gamer I hate to troll idiots on /v/

>>103904080
I love that fucking feel when you get a clutch in CoD search and destroy and your team thinks you are a god.

>>103900976
>left handed

I hate fps games. I like a few especially if they're single player experiences only but other wise I hate them.

I find them boring and addictive/bad in the same way WoW and shit like that is.

>>103902486
>Play it
>First online match
>Go somewhere around 5/15
>"FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT STOP FEEDING YOU CASUAL GO BACK TO COD"

I hate Kingdom Hearts because of the Disney characters and the protagonist's faggy shorts.
I hate CS because I believe that Halo takes more skill. Honestly, one twitch shot to the head in CS and you're dead.
I hate that monster girl quest game because the characters are disgusting and I fap to furry
I hate Microsoft because they still haven't released Halo 3 for PC
I claim to hate TF2 but I idle and jew all day long
I hate Street Fighter because I believe that it is very basic and has few real combat options compared to a game like SSB

I first played KOTOR when I was 11. I was such a dumbshit, I couldn't get past the sewer level. Also, I was expecting a run/gun Star Wars game, not an RPG. I'll try again in the future, but shit, it was tainted for me for years afterwards.
Of course I turned 12, and Battlefront came out which I thought was the same "genre" and claimed it to be superior.

I don't use a mic because I'm afraid people will call we a faggot because I'm not very good.

>>103904061

Bandits arrive from one location to a new location and fill in for the dead guys.

How is that not immersive.

I hate playing video games. It sucks away all of my time but at this point I'm so overcommitted to them that I HAVE to play them, or else it'll all have been for nothing. I have given so fucking much, and it's all for nothing in the end.

>>103903914
How about the Smash Bros System?

I hate a LOT of games for OP's reason. I am really bad at games and the second I feel like the controls aren't working for me or it's too hard, I give up. I'm pretty much a baby about games in general.

It kinda sucks because I want to play all these games you guys love but I don't get much more than 15 minutes in to any of them.

I intensely dislike any Pokemon related game or merchandise because it's from Japan, made for kids and really fucking stupid.

I dislike uncharted just due to how unrealistic it is(how strong your upper body muscles are so you can jump to higher ledges, regenerating health ect,)

I hate The Witcher because the right mouse button attacked. RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON IS THE UNIVERSAL CAMERA ROTATE KEY. STOP ATTACKING I WANT TO LOOK AROUND.

I've never really liked the Super Mario Sunshine or Luigi's Mansion.
They both have a gimmick that isn't very fun to me.

And yet Wind Waker is my favorite game.

>>103904153
>Where as people hate games that don't hold their hand, I hate games that do nothing but hold your hand.
I can empathize. There are many games I completely gave up on, because their forced tutorials seemed to go on forever. Black & White and Viva Pinata come to mind as two of the worst offenders in this regard.

I have yet to finish a STALKER game without cheating.

I don't play horror games. Guess why?

I have a suggestion for you all.

Now that you've finally admitted that you have childish and ridiculous reasons for these things to others (albeit anonymously), how about you actually try said games and see what you really think about them?

>>103904439
Out of all the games you can pick for being unrealistic, you pick uncharted?

Really?

>>103904248
god i love that feeling.

>>103904530
Because you're a massive pussy that gets scared of everything. I know I am

>>103904497

Hey, doc.

I can't think of any vidya that I hate with stupid reasons, I try to enjoy whatever game based on its good points, and if I don't like a game it's because there's an inherent flaw in it, or if it's in a genre Im not particularly interested in.

>>103904527
Yeah, mah nigga.

I hate Fallout 3 because the camera zooms in on characters faces when talking, and I can't simply ignore them.
I hate Halo because of peer to peer networking.
I didn't buy Crackdown 2 because throwing myself into traffic only shoved the character out of the way.

I hate TF2 mainly because 4chan plays it and I am afraid someone will make a green text story about me.

I hate the uncharted series as it only gets praise for being a PS3 exclusive (I don't own any current gen consoles btw)
When its simply a horrible horrible tomb raider clone.

That and all the people I know irl who like the game are a fat neckbeard and a bunch of total faggots

>>103904614
There's no green you colourblind faggot.

I couldn't beat A Link to the Past when I was little.
Now I hate all Zelda games.
I'm sorry.

I hated Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets because the spiders would scare the fuck out of me and I couldn't play on.

>>103904614

God dammit, I wasn't even trying to you fag.

>>103904495

Which is why you are given the option to change that.

I hate Windwaker because it looks too childish, and don't want to play babyish games.

>>103904080
I know that feel. Just woke up, felt like playing search. Skills weren't that great.
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE SUCH A BK. GO TAKE A NAP.

I have Majora's Mask on my virtual console, but I hate it because it isn't linear enough.

>>103904702

Anyone else notice that the kid in OP's pic is using a pc mouse for use on a Mac?

>>103904685
>mfw i'm a uncharted fan and i'm not a fat neckbead and i'm black

problem?

I dislike oblivion, Fallout 3 and New Vegas just because of the character animations and how awful the third person camera is.

>>103901861
This, fanservice is used to cover up shittiness. Uninstalled Red Alert 3 after realizing what EA had done.

>>103904790
>it isn't linear enough

I hated RE4 kind of...mainly because I liked the day sections of the game and got sick of seeing night time for the rest of the game.

>>103904790
Oh god. I am guilty of that too. Too many side quest. I just like going to a dungeon then to another one. TP and OoT are my favorite zelda games for this.

>>103904838
yea
Instead you are a fucking weeaboo faggot.
Disgrace to the black race.
I bet you haven't even raped someone nigga.

I've never played Final Fantasy because it's a "weeaboo JRPG", but I continue to play games like Monmusu Quest, Catherine and Violated Heroine.

>Uncharted
>Not getting praised for its stellar gameplay/characters/music/atmosphere everything BUT being a PS3 exclusive
yeah sure is asspained PC fag here

I hate activision because /v/ hates them
I hate apple because /v/ hates them
I hate alienware because /v/ hates them
I hate bioware because they are gay :(

I dislike games with no homolust, unless I'm playing as a girl, then it's ok.

>>103905022

BioWare fan detected.

>>103903384
I used to love minecraft but I hate it now.
>friend used to run a server and all of my friends played on it
>we had a fucking city going and subway stations and shit
>he stops putting up the server because he would rather play tf2
>I'm too lazy to find a new server
>don't play minecraft again because it takes too long to get started up again
>lol now everyone plays tf2 so it's all good

I don't hate M&B Warband but it's too long so I cheat. I hate some things about it like it only sending in half your army when you're outnumbered already and archers. Fucking archers.

The only Legend of Zelda games I really LOVED and like were the N64 titles. Both of them

Rest before and after... not so much. I just couldn't get into them for whatever reason.

My first Zelda game was actually Link's Awakening which I played the shit out of but I don't really remember beating

I beat Wind Waker but just didn't fall in love with it like OoT. Loved the art style and toon link but I DUNNO. Just didn't beat it 10 times like those 2 Zeldas

Couldn't even finish Phantom Hourglass. Tried playing SNES Zelda but didn't finish it either. Never finished the Seasons game I had. Owned Twilight Princess 2/3 times yet never played it. Always ended up trading it in.

HOWEVER, I am excited about Skyward Sword.

It hurts my feelings when people online call me mean names for not playing a video game as well as they do. I'm doing the best I can and I can't play every day like you can. I'm just trying to have fun. It's why I sold my microphone, they're less likely to talk to you if you don't say anything.

That said it never bothers me on /v/ when people say I have shit taste or talk shit to me. I guess there's just something more personal about a person insulting you vocally over your performance than some guy typing out a half hearted reply because I like a game he hates.

I hate OOT with a burning passion, simply because it's popular, even though every Zelda after it does everything it did, only better.

I hate Medieval 2 TW because it always seems like the other countries have infinite armies that consist of 1000 people

>>103904838
Last I checked I don't know you irl.
Read my post again champ.

I hate starcraft, metroid, halo and every single genre which has those sci-fi alien shit in them. Just cause, I find that idea/genre stupid.

>>103904971

>>103904971
FF is one of the least "weeaboo" JRPG series I can think of

>>103905100

You've never played Wind Waker, have you?

I hate Kotor 2 because the Jedi Exile is canonically a female.

>>103905020
Well, I hate Activision because they're faggots who charge $15 for map packs, and overcharge for old, outdated games.

I hate Apple because they SEVERELY overcharge for everything, and sell computers made of outdated parts that idiots seem to praise for whatever reason.

I don't really hate Alienware, cool stuff, but overpriced.

I like KOTOR and Mass Effect, but hated Dragon Age and Mass Effect 2.

>>103905170
>i beat wind waker
read nigga.

I hate Call of Duty because it's overrated.

>I hate OP because he is a faggot.

>>103905022

>>103904702

>no green
>trees

>>103900976
Top three for me:
Aspect Ratio/Resolution Stupidity
Post-processing stupidity
Not balanced for x stupidity, see widescreen d2 mod

STALKER fucking sucks because my weapons suck and it takes a whole clip to kill one guy

>>103905170

I did and stated so.

>I beat Wind Waker but just didn't fall in love with it like OoT. Loved the art style and toon link but I DUNNO. Just didn't beat it 10 times like those 2 Zeldas

I hate most WRPGs because they have retarded combat systems and like to be really complicated for no reason.

I learned to love games that /v/ hates. I love CoD and Halo now.

>>103904368
Mobs simply respawn instantly out of nowhere. It's not like they gradually repopulate the region, or anything like that. It just makes the world feel too much like a game for me.

I hate Uncharted because I secretly suck Nintendo's cock even though I own every Sony console.

I hate Stalker, because of the VERY fact op NO AUTOSAVE.
Fun game though.

>>103905015
Sure is fanboy here!
It makes me laugh as it is genuinely a bad game.
Tomb raider without Lara Croft booty.

Well, tomb raider but much shorter

>>103904927


FUCKING THIS GODDAMNIT NIGHT TIME BULLSHIT

Is RE5 full of night as well?

>>103905132

that is beyond childish. i find you stupid.

>>103905058
Hey man, homolust means any kind of hint, not just blatant gay

I hate all N64 games because they're blurry as shit. I can't stand games with awful graphics.

I hate Unreal Tournament 3 because the AI difficulty curves are broken as fuck.

Playing on Easy (gradual difficulty curve gamer here), and I constantly run into scenarios in offline matches where either my team gets completely rear-obliterated by the enemy team, and I have to join my dimwit comrades to salvage the situation, then I try to get a sniping position and the AI instantly catches on to my position in a turret before I've even gotten half of their base in my sight range, and shoots at me with godlike precision.

I only think it's childish because I didn't summon a magical pair of sunglasses with which to cope with that situation.

>>103905370
Knock yourself out.

>>103905405
No, instead it's full of bad.

>>103905471
Kill yourself.

>>103901652

So much this

>>103905341
>>103905268

Ah sorry I'm retarded.

>>103905471

>>103905330
>STALKER fucking sucks because my weapons suck and it takes a whole clip to kill one guy

It takes one shot to the head to kill someone, which is easy as fuck. Especially with scopes. Anything after the first three hours is a fucking breeze.

>>103905471
Are you 12 or anywhere near that age group?

I can't stand any Metroid game. I don't know why, but I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH.

Loved oot.

hated MM

mainly because MM felt too big


No I am not anti hipster

No I am not tragic fumori

>>103905471
N64 games have aged the worst of any console I can think of.
It's like an entire generation of early 3D games

>I can't stand games with awful graphics.
Faggot

I cheat in Mount and Blade because i get fucking tired of fighting two wars at once, and no leaders surrendering when they're losing horribly.

I stopped playing Amnesia, not because I the game scares be, but because Im scared that the game will scare me after all the Amnesia /v/ threads I've read.

I hate RTS games because I didn't understand how to play WC3 and just skipped the fights to watch the cutscenes.

I hate Clive Barker's Jericho because I couldn't beat the second boss since the AI is dumb as shit.

I hate perfect dark zero because it feels like a shitty game. It makes me hate perfect dark as well even though I never played the game, simply because it has "Perfect Dark" in its name.

.../v/ I still haven't beaten Persona 1. I just can't handle the last dungeon with crazy battle and ambush rates and last boss using her ultimate 3 times in a row, far save points, ect. Sure I still have the save file before the last boss and remember the story up to the point pretty well, but I don't know if it's one of those, ''don't have enough motivation to finish'' games.
Same thing happened with Golden Sun, not because of the same reason, just lost motivation and didn't finish.

>>103905535
maybe I should add that, they don't hate them because of their gameplay but because they are popular.
TL;DR
I like casual games. I could care less what /v/ thinks.

>>103905683
>No I am not tragic fumori
I need proof of this

I hate games that aren't competitive. I only play SC2 and HoN. I love seeing how I compare to the rest of the world in skill and stats. Just knowing I am better then 99.5% of everyone gets me off.

Sadly I can't enjoy games like LoL because there isn't enough room for skillful players to out play others.

I hate morrowind because there is nothing hard in the game once you have Gauntlet of the Killor 100 fire damage 100 frost damage 100 poison damage

I don't really hate any games I've played but I exaggerate the games I dislike and make out that I hate them to my very core on /v/ for no reason at all.

>>103905683
>mainly because MM felt too big
I find that odd because the biggest complaints are that it's too small/short.

Also I wish Targic had a trip so I could filter him.

>>103905664
>Are you 12 or anywhere near that age group?

I'm actually 19.

And this is only an issue with the N64. I don't have a problem with PS1 games.

>>103905655
uhh, no it doesnt

im always aiming for the head, either they have too much health, my gun does no damage, or I miss every time even from 10 feet away which I dont think is possible

btw I'm on the part right after the NOPE tuneels where I have to "save mole" care to help?

>>103905679


that feel bro. Mainly I feel that way because of all the backtracking: TO GET TO THIS ROOM YOU NEED THIS WEAPON, BUT TO GET THIS WEAPON YOU NEED TO GO TO THIS ROOM, BUT TO GO TO THIS ROOM YOU NEED THIS WEAPON BUT TO- you get the picture.

>>103905712

Actually I think of all the games, Kirby 64 still looks really beautiful imo.

>>103905759
OoT is old, he automatically hates it.

I dislike fighting games because the combo's seem like a chore to learn.

I hate Far Cry 2, not because of the driving, but because there are no lions.

>>103905759
Well he would have posted the copypasta and the avatar image if it was Tragic.

I don't like the Final Fantasy series because I think Japanese-styled games are retarded

>>103905164
It's actually one of the most weeaboo RPGs since 7 not because of the games but the fanbase, the terrible fanbase

>hate pc race because I have nowhere near the amount of money to shell out for a barely functional computer, let alone one that can handle games I'd like to play. A shame, because my best vidya experiences have been FO3 GOTY edition and WoW

>>103905759


Well the overworld IMO had to much shit in it. and the sidequests were overwhelming. I felt oot balanced everything. Oddly enough though I felt MM's sidequests were funner.

I loathe mario games. All of them. I don't like the character, I don't like the bland gameplay they usually have in the series. I don't like how they keep releasing the same game over and over with slight twists on it and call it amazing. In general all of Nintendo just rubs me the wrong way because of how quickly 3rd party games get pushed asunder in light of old-as-time franchises they've remade over and over again.

I do enjoy a few of their works, but most of it just bugs me.

I simply hate anything from japan, because it is unrealistic and "kawaii".
Yet I like Team Fortress 2.

>>103902211
>>103902211
are you me? after quitting CS, I tried different FPS, quake CoD, but never found anything as good as CS.

I hate Bayonetta because of the dialogue, voice acting, story, etc. I refuse to play it. It all annoys the piss out of me.

Also, I won't be trying Catherine because the uber unique and indescribable puzzles I heard so much about just looks like climbing mountains in minecraft.

>>103905436
Does it look like I give a shit?

>>103905759


>mfw when I find tragic fumori legititamitly cute
>mfw when I am straight
>mfw when I feel ashamed of myself

Where the fuck is he from anyway? USA?

I am getting really fucking tired of all these fucking romances in videogames. I don't give a shit about dating sim bullshit or waifus or who I can and can't have sex with. I'm here to kill things and steal their items. Fuck off with this romance shit, and for the love of god, keep this gay shit the fuck away from me. I don't care what kind of multicultural politically correct rainbow-flag acceptance you want to shove into the game, fucking stop it and focus on writing a good story and making your game fun to play. Jesus Fucking Christ.

I hate Quake 3 because it has hitscan weapons.

I don't hade any vidya.

True story.

>>103905715
Also, I hate playing fighting games because I can never pull off the proper moves that I want, such as doing a hadouken when I want to do a shoryuken and vice versa. I love watching the tourneys, but it makes me sad when I play it and fail.

>>103905940
Far Cry 2-fag here. I was dissapointed at the lack of death animation for the animals that were in the game.

>dumb childish

Video games general.

>>103905471

This this this. I don't know what it is about the Nintendo 64, but half the games have just aged so fucking bad. And yeah, Playstation games HAVE aged better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SPzJ9dGtgc

I hate any games with spiders because they scare the shit out of me. Hell, even limbo made me sweat.

>>103906192


FUCKING THIS this is why I still prefer Oblivion over fable 2.

I claim to hate The Path only because it claims to be an art game & I hate the pretentious developers. But really I found it really interesting and I spent a decent amount of time on it.

I hate video games with a bad plot, it really makes me feel like I'm playing for no reason at all.

>>103904080
>>103904080
you afraid of adrenaline rush? I remember scrimming in CS and winning 1v4. My heart was pumping like I had run a fucking marathon. Also, CS isn't all about headshot. It's about who can stay calm and aim carefully and also compensate for recoil.

>>103906375
I never got that secret door open.

>>103902580
>>103902474

Perservere guys, you can go through Mass Effect ignoring all the stuff that bogs it down and still have a hell of a lot of fun. Then you get to play Mass Effect 2.

Mass Effect 2 is everything /v/ wants from the vidya but they hate it anyway cos when it comes to Bioware they'd cut off their nose to spit their face.

I don't like anything beyond battlefield 2 because of the jelly on screen and retarded camera movement when shot at

>>103905856

I feel you brother, when I was but a wee little lad, I used to play Goldeneye 24/7 in the dark, it was the most fun ever. Recently, my friend broke out his old N64 I tried to play through a level, then I realize that:
>The frame rate is terrible
>The colors and textures are not blurry, but rigid as fuck
>I couldn't play with the controller, I forgot how to hold it correctly

I guess I've been spoiled by next gen gaming

Oh yeah, and mine:

I dislike playing Duke Nukem 3D now, because i can only move the mouse side to side.

>>103906471
It fucking feels good after you get that clutch. Team is praising you.I am going to play some search right now.

>>103906434


How is that related to the topic?

also

>making fun of a 10 year olds penis

He probablly said how his 3 year old sister had small tits too.

>>103905655
>3 hours
dude what the fuck, I could be playing COD and get tonnes of kills in that time. I don't want to play a Ukrainian Farmer simulator and shoot at big pigs with a shitty shotgun for 3 hours on the offchance that I get to have a meaningful experience with interesting weapons/characters/events later on.
no fucking shit, I'm trolling

>>103906487
Agreed

I hate Mass Effect 2 because I cannot masturbate to my waifu in my parents' living room (where my xbox 360 is).

I hate the entire Final Fantasy series mainly for two reasons:
1. I hated Crisis Core. It took me nearly two years to finish that game, putting the game off for a few weeks and then picking it up again due to the poor story and combat. Didn't shed a single tear when I finished, and promptly sold it.

2. I played the FF1 remake on my PSP. I liked the game until my save file had somehow corrupted, when I was halfway though the game. I don't want to touch that game again.

>>103906739
underageb&.

I hate consoles because the controller is hard to aim in an FPS
I hated Wolfenstein because of the graphics.
I hated the first two Elder scrolls games, you can guess why.

I hate most popular Adventure, FPS, and Sandbox titles

because it seems like they all star the same main character. Some white Harrison Ford looking mother fucker or some space Marine. I just can't give a damn about the story or gameplay when it's from that same perspective and character type time and time again. It's so boring.

Uncharted, Halo, Resistance, Prototype, Gears of War, etc

I'm also not interested in the new Bioshock game for the same shit.

Just seems like all these games are the fantasies of an audience I'm not part of and never will so I'll lean towards games that are less exclusive and serious.

>thread about why you dont like videogames
>on /v/
>300 replies

we shoulda seen this shit coming

>>103905858
>im always aiming for the head, either they have too much health, my gun does no damage, or I miss every time even from 10 feet away which I dont think is possible

You probably are missing. If you want your shots to hit, crouch and stay still. Don't even use your ironsights. Aiming with the crosshairs is easier.

Some dudes take two shots though, I'm pretty sure. Just fire in two or three shot bursts, like you would in Counter Strike.

I refused to play Fable 2 because you couldn't wield a bow. I loved being an archer in fable.

>that feel when the majority of your shitty opinions have shifted due to /v/'s influence.

I simply loathe games without a soundtrack like the one in Halo. Maybe it is because I got Halo:CE when I was like 13 and it was my first co-op game.

>>103900976
>does not hold you hand
>vats system
thefuck.jpg

To everyone who hates LoL because of the threads.
Everyone who plays LoL on /v/ and posts in the thread is so unbelievably bad it hurts my eyes.
I hate everyone of those motherfuckers and they are exactly whats wrong with the LoL community.

DO NOT play LoL without 4 friends. That's right, 4. Because otherwise you are going to play with full retards like these guys.

Trust me man, i've been playing this game since before there was a euro server.

>>103906487
The only thing ME2 has over ME1 is better combat, which is of course main part of the game.

But everything else? Fuck that. Better horrible inventory than no inventory.

>>103906753
>crisis core
>poor story and combat

I'm really surprised that a thread about childish opinions on /v/ has almost 300 replies!!
Who would have thunk it

>>103907084


I was talking about the map system actually. it tells you a location but then you need the find the objective yourself in that location. I hated it.

>>103906970

>that feel when they haven't

>>103906926
>playing STALKER with crosshairs
>using crosshairs instead of ironsights

i hate any and every video game where i have to play as a woman, because i dont fucking want to be a woman, ever. i like video games to play in a fantasy world where i am a guy who is cooler and stronger than i am irl. i dont fantasize about being a woman

also, i hated bayonetta. guess why

>>103907104
That feel when most of /v/ would ask you to 1v1 in a team game like LoL.

I hate Final Fantasy Tactics advance because my save file blew up when I was fighting those charm rocks. Then I bought a legit retail copy and then stopped caring half way through.

STALKER SoC ( I don't hate it, I just dislike it a bit )

At moments it gets so hard, you don't feel scared and with caution, because you already died so many times, the survivor instinct is gone.

I can't play Crysis because anytime a helicopter shows up I just get pissed off

I think the very concept of LoL/HoN/Whateverthefuckthoseothergamesare is stupid.
What is the fucking point of playing an RTS with only one unit?
It's fucking stupid, if you love watching cooldown timers so much why not play WoW?

>>103906970


Lol I always considerd /b/ the bad "father" of the internet. and /v/ the angry stepfather after you leave /b/ for awile because he was being to abusive then you realize your stepdad /v/ is worse.

>>103907236

Oh jeez you must also hate movies and books that star women or are in the perspective of a woman too...

>>103903779
I ain't even mad

I laughed actually

I hate the new Mass effect and bioshock because both devs sold out, mass effect to Microsoft by forcing kinect in, and bioshock by sony forcing move in.

I just think that I'd be willing to say "no we don't do gimmicks, you can keep your giant burlap sacks of money."

I also hate Microsoft for not having anygames besides Halo and Gears now, and even admitting any future 1st party games will have kinect features implemented regardless. I hate how both Microsoft and Sony are shoving these control gimmicks down my throat while having the gall to say "this is what modern gamers want. We read statistics and the average gamer is 40 years old and split evenly between men and women who love motion interaction." Fuck that noise, so what if millions of soccer moms downloaded angry birds, the real gamers are adolescent males from 15-25 with a few exceptions.

I hate GTA IV because it's a legitimately bad game but nobody realises it because they're too busy sucking Rockstar cock.
>ITT: dumb/childish reasons why you hate certain vidya
Oh, I'll be going then.

>>103907403
Not him, but I do. I can not immerse myself in a womans place.

Wait, Oblivion holds your hand? Since when? Fallout 3 was more more linear than Oblivion was.

>>103907232
>Not using crosshairs instead of ironsights

Why.

You get the most exact aiming with the crosshairs. It's literally pixel perfect precision. And you don't have to wait for your guy to put the gun in front of his face. Scopes are great though. I'll admit that.

i dont like pc games, or handheld games because i cant get trophies and or achievements. i refuse to play metal gear solid 4 or any old ps3 game because they dont have trophies

>>103907457

Yeah I have the opposite problem. Everything stars ugly dudes so I always have to play a man.

Shit sux

Needs more female characters or non human characters at the very least. I can play as a robot or something, that'd be fine.

>>103901826
I sorta dislike FPS games because my friends love nothing but those games and hate everything else now.
They have that "mature games for mature gamers like themselves" mentality.

>>103907454
It legitimately is a good game, tell me a better one, that is similar.
Saints Row 2? Bad controls, bad animations, bad story. LOL DIX SO RANDOM XD is all it has.

I won't play God of War because the fans were insufferable back in the days of GoW vs DMC vs NG.

I'll play Ninja Gaiden, because the fans were always bros, but fuck GoW's over-serious so hardcoreness and the fanbase.

I hate most review because they actually use a 5-10 star system, instead of a 1-10 star one.

>>103907144
>thinks crisis core had good story and good combat

and it had like 5 enemy models

it just kept reusing those same models over and over thinking that we wouldn't notice