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07/12/11(Tue)18:20 No.102266111I'm
a hardcore fan with TF2, so many times I would even try to escape
reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in 2fort where I would often
train with Demoman in the Spiral and help Engineer with protecting the
intel, but one day as I was talking to Heavy, we went to the spawn room
for a private talk. He immediately said, "You know, comrade, you could
live with us forever.." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We
understand that you live on earth and REALLY wish to live here". I then
said "How..How did you know?" He then let out a "HO HO HO!" laugh like
he does and said "Because, much like KGB in Soviet Russia, we watching
you, silly tiny baby!"
This was a dream come true and I almost
cried right there. He then said, "I talk with Administrator and she
agree that you would be PERFECT for 10th class, you just have to
do...one itsy bitsy tiny thing". He then held my hand and looked deep
into my eyes and said "...You must kill self for transfer to work
correctly." I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before
the deal expires?" He then said "She said 3 months.." I added by saying
"What's the most painless way?..." He let out another "HO HO HO!"
again,and said "Suicide require pain, but...if you want it quick...Get
gun. Nice crit shot to head works."
I then agreed and he gave me
half his sandvich. "I know this will be tough," he said, "but once over
and done, you get to live here! If you're still hurting after, we'll
just get Doktor to heal you up." I then woke up and this was last week
and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream
just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand. |