I'm not that beta

This could be yours just by playing dress up.

Its like furrydom but without the gay sex!!!!!! (unless you want that and even then its at the con too)

I have self respect

>i need to dress up to fuck

Do you have more of Tifa, OP?

because in spite of me browsing this site I'm not a complete virgin loser

I'm fat. I could dress up as a Boomer but the already non existant pussy factor would plummet to new lows.

>>101643730
Its still pussy.

Lots of pussy.

I dislike dressing up.
I do like looking at high quality cosplay, though.

A mediocre costume could get you in. The smallest amount of effort, /v/.

Anyone have that screenshot of all the conglomerates talking about their vaginas and shit. The really disgusting one?

I'm too fat and I'm a minority and Japanese anime don't have half mexican half indian characters

>that thread

WHat the hell is wrong with the bitches?

I'm working on diablos armor. what.

I like how everyone is a trip or knows each other by a first name basis on that board.

I'm glad I don't go there.

>>101643961
>dat ass

You guys are missing out.

You can even wear a mask so no one will know.

>>101643387

You do realize most of the "attractive girl" cosplay pictures are shopped to hell and back. That girl for instance has wonky eyes.

I'd still fuck her if she promised to wear the costume

>Virgins and betas of /co/
>of /co/
>/co/

Get the fuck out.

They are like 7/10s

Wouldnt fuck

>Cosplay Shingo Yabuki in school on Haloween.
>Noone knows what KOF is, so I get mistaken for several anime characters.
>Paper Machete Wig is uncomfortable.
Nerev Fargot.

...because the bars are full of women with the same issues and I can spend my time guzzling burbon and doing rails instead of dressing up and talking to neckbeards all day?

Besides, I fucked Alice (disney's version) at a halloween party one year, she was on her period and let me tkae the back door. I Fucked Alice in the ass while I myself was dressed like Charles Manson and she did not take the dress off.

There is nowhere else for me to go as far as costumes are concerned.

Cosplayers are just furries with no masks

Because I'd have to cosplay as Fatman or something, and I don't think chicks are into that.

>>101644282
Huh.
I guess maining /co/ made me miss that.
If only /v/ was /co/ in personality.

what is going on in that thread?

read the first post
and then the last

>>101644633
The moment people start using trips en masse and refer to each other on a first name basis is the day I leave 4chanand actually sign up for an actual image board rather than use an anonymous one.

THIS IS WHAT /cgl/ DOES

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO BE OPEN ON 4CHAN AND HAVE A BOARD TO THEMSELVES

>>101644728
*4chan and

I'm going in costume to NYC ComiCon

The thing is, it's not an anime or comic-book superhero costume, so it won't be the kind that weeaboos and nerd girls squeal over.

But fuck that, I'm gonna be Solomon fucking Kane. I don't care about them.

I did. I was the mother fucking Gameboy Color at AX/AM2.

>what they actually look like

FUCK YOU OP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

FUCK YOU'RE MOTHER

>>101644735
I thought that was /soc/

DAT STOMACHE

>>101644735
Dude I just ate and I can feel the vomit coming up....why did I read that

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

This could be you /v/

because being a fat creeper repels girls enough already, i dont need to do it while dressed up as vegeta

mfw i have abs and could dress as guts

>>101644885
Ugly people should be forbidden by law from getting tattoos.

Seems like the kind of place that would end up a sausage fest

You could have her /v/

>>101645378
you lucky fuck. What's your secret? I'm athletic but can't develop shit.

>>101645302
You made me laugh so hard. I just want you to know, that you just made my afternoon. I was sad, and now I am not. I love you.

The same reason I don't hire hookers.

/cgl/.........../v/ edition?

That's a great idea OP, thanks.

No seriously, I'll go search for a cosplay forum then start finding bitches and cosplay to fuck them.

u mad .v.?

>>101645665

Lady Gaga sucks.

She wants to fuck

>>101643387
>HURR THESE WOMEN WILL WANT YOU IF YOU COSPLAY

Fuck off, retard. Nobody is stupid enough to believe that shit.

1) live in the middle of no where
2) no one to go with
3) fornication is a sin

I was at Anime North last May, and I'm going to both ConBravo and Fan Expo Canada.

In Anime North, there was a special event where you could go to meet single people. It was 18+ only as it was assumed that everyone involved was there for sex.

There was also a cafe where "the male maids compete for your attention and care", but the maids were actually female and the whole place just sucked.

Also, the Sheraton Hotel, one of three locations, held nothing but videogames and gay porn. I was doing poorly in a Street Fighter game while other people were watching boku no pico just across the hall.

I didn't dress up last time, but the year before I was a damned good L. This year, I'm Joey Wheeler.

Pic related, someone from /cgl/ did it.

cosplay because you enjoy it not because you want a fuck
its as insincere as trying out for soccer or whatever sport you wish to fill that blank just so that cute girl that isnt a whale might fuck you

I never actually knew this but shit

Do you have to put a lot of effort into your costume? I don't want to show up wearing normal clothes and getting ignored.

>mfw I've cosplayed: Demoman (TF2), Zack (FF7), Kankuro (Naruto), Kintaro Oe (Golden Boy), Lil Mac (Punch Out), Snow (FF13), Kou Leifoh (The Bouncer), Naked Snake (MGS3), Terry Bogard (KOF)

o shit there bringing the drama to this thread. BRACE YOURSELF /v/

I cosplay with a couple of friends, it's fun. I'm looking to gain about 30lbs more to be pyramid head next year :D

Not sure why there's so many haters.

I'm tall, good looking and /fit/ and belong to the masterrace.

As what could I cosplay that's easy to do and will guarantee copious amounts of pussy?

>>101645986
>HURR IM SO BETA I WONT BELEIVE ANYBODY WILL LUB ME

>>101646170

Lots of people go without dressing up. It's generally advisable to spend a fair bit of time on a costume if you want it to be any good, or just pick an anime character that already looks a lot like you and wears fairly normal clothes.

My L cosplay? A bit of shitty makeup, a white shirt, and jeans. Easy.

Something like pic related is a lot more difficult.

Also, I suggest that everyone go to an animecon, in cosplay or not. Shits fun. Forget about doing it to fuck, it's really a fun experience. Also, don't let the name fool you; most animecons are now a mix of anime, sci-fi, horror, comics and videogames. So, there will always be something for you to enjoy. Lots of people to meet and stuff to do.

At anime north I went to a few panels. I was at the videogame soundtrack panel, the KH panel (the girl in the pic here was one of the leaders, along with a Leon and a generic Org. 13 member), and I was at a classic anime screening. It was a lot of fun.

No one listen to anon. He is probably some fat aspies autist animu fag. Anyone who goes to anime conventions that isnt Asian has several screws loose. I admit to having gone to Anime Expo for a day once, I was supposed to stay the whole weekend but I couldn't take such a mass ammount of faggotry in once place so I just drove home. And I'm a /v/irgin. So just take that for what you will. Cosplay is nice to look at but just look at pics on the internet or better yet, get a hot girl friend and even if shes clueless about vidya just buy her a costume for your private life or haloween and then profite but do not i repeat do not go to anime conventions

there is a furry convention happening in my neighborhood in 3 weeks
my plans is a follows
>purchase a large strapon horse cock
>wear a plastic horse mask
>obscure my hose cock strapon behind atrench coat
>go to the con
>say nothing beside random horse sounds
>get uncomfortably close to people and let my big horse cock rub against their backside
>when they notice i just go NYggghhhehe! like a horse and hold my ground
>if someone wants to fight i just beat them down withth e horse cock

>>101646458

Any good looking guy from an anime. The more fanfiction about him, the better.

Something like L from Deathnote is a good example; people love him, but he wears fairly normal clothes. Be sure to look at comedic animes; they also usually have some easy to do characters.

If you're really fit, then try being Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star. Takes a bit more work, but it is oh so worth it.

>>101646069
>fornication is a sin

Fun, because theists are the ones most likely to fornicate

Girls with daddy issues and sexual abuse victims are the best lays, as they fuck like little horny beasts trying to conquer a demon that once oppressed them.

There's nothing more orgasmic than a girl calling you "daddy" in bed right before she cums, or fucking you faster and harder while sobbing.

Both you and the girl cum so freaking unbelievably hard it's not even funny.

I keep telling that to dudes here whenever I get the chance, but the fucking underage 14yr old moralfag cockblocking douchebag white knight teens looking for "relationships" always scold me for it.

>>101645665
that is from attack of the show.

>After a week long expedition into /cgl/ I have found that most cosplayers are sexual abuse victims or have unstable relationships with their fathers.

Unstable girls are the worst girls. Enjoy constant neediness, random freakouts, unnerving conversations, and generally being creepy cunts.

>>101646641

Dress up as the spy from TF2, wearing a furry mask.

That reminds me; most cons will now ban yaoi paddles. It's exactly what it sounds like.

>>101646531
lol u buttmad someone did a good job being hard gay?

>be a pale douchey looking guy
>costume party on the second floor of community college
>walking by to get to calculus class
>4 hambeasts assume i'm dressed as edward from twilight and tackle me
>find one of their numbers in my pocket later after making my escape
>fuck her so hard she shits her bed
>leave and never call her back

>>101646768

Well if you're looking for a relationship stay away from them. But, if you want to fuck and forget, then go ahead.

Never give them your real name.

>>101646458
Bright Noa from Mobile Suit Gundam?

Mainly because I want to cosplay Amuro

We could be bros.

>>101646641
Do it man

Here /v/ have a taste of what it like

http://www.xvideos.com/video217944/naruto_cosplay_lesbian_

Has it ever occurred to you that there's more to life than getting laid?

For instance there's finding someone you can make a real connection with, falling in love, being happy for the rest of your life. Oh, and VIDEO GAMES

>>101646641
>Implying they won't want to fuck
>Implying you wouldn't have a hard on the whole time

>>101646705

>Kenshiro

I doubt anybody is /fit/ enough for that. Wouldn't want to disrespect his name by dressing up not fit enough.

Most comedy anime is full of girls mainly though.

Except for Detroit Metal City( fuck that, not dressing up like a Black Metal fan) and Cromartie High.

Cromartie High might be a pretty fucking good idea.

>>101646867

That's what I always do; I can't the thought of going to a Con for a semi-decent fucking, especially with all the hambeasts and whatnot.

>>101646944
why was the fat blonde so ugly
why does she take up80 percent of the screen area and screen time

WHY

Gonna dump a few more pics.

This guy was standing in front of the cardboard all day, and let other people take pictures with him. Fun stuff.

>>101646458

Be the Morning Rescue guy. People love Morning Rescue guy. That said, you will need to bring a few cases of Orange Juice to hand out to people, but it will be worth it.

CHECK EM'

>>101647058

*stand

>>101642936

Damaged goods... no thank you

>>101646976
Forgot my sage; how embarrassing

The answer is simple. . .

Dem fucking hips.

>>101644419
LOL this would go over well on /cgl/

>>101647065
> Morning Rescue

Haha oh wow. Great fucking idea.

>>101646976
>Has it ever occurred to you that there's more to life than getting laid?
>there's finding someone you can make a real connection with, falling in love, being happy for the rest of your life

fuck off with this faggotry

>>101646976
this is the most beta post ever made

My belief for cosplay is don't do it unless you can pull the outfit off. While it is funny to laugh at the fat black guy dressed as Rock Lee, I would much rather see people pull off a costume.

That is also the reason why I do not cos play. I would really like to wear the Gabranth armor, but since I am not built, a black smith and don't want to make a shitty costume out of card board I choose not to.

The perfect animu guy to cosplay as.

Prove me wrong.

>>101647027

Well, Cromartie has uniforms; you'd need to make or buy something. I was looking more for street clothes to make it real easy on you. But, if you are willing to do the work then go right ahead.

Realistically, pretty much any major character from a high school based anime would do. If you're going to Fan Expo, dress up as Tristan from Yugioh. I'm Joey and my sister will be Serenity.

You know, I should ask my sister about this; she makes more than 10 costumes per year. She made 4 separate ones for Anime North alone; she was May from Pokemon, a Persona 3 character, Maya from Phoenix Wright (she had a much shorter friend do Pearls) and a character from some anime that I forget. They were damned accurate.

Also, Mexican Kenshiro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbGDxlLshTs

>>101646733
Sexually abused woman are easier to make cum

Yes, because all beautiful cosplayers are fucked up in the head and we love dem crazy bitches.

>>101646804

>>101647468
>>101647468

Motherfucking alpha as fuck.

The pussy I'd reel in would be abnormal.

Check em'.

>mfw cosplaying as tom bombadil and generally not giving a fuck
>strollup to some asian sluts and ask if they are elves and if they want to ride my fatty lumpkin

The only character I'd really be able to pull off is Tarma. Don't know many bitches who know Metal Slug. Might be fun to run around and hit people with my springy boxing glove, though.