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>>101044030

What exactly would I be mad about?

Green stories general?

>Get crates, hurrr durrr i just got payed, buyan keys
>uncrate loot WHAT COULD IT BE?!
>A fucking Natascha
>Great, thats fucking...
>Its a strange Natascha
>why has god cursed me with this weapon
>I hate it yet.... i must keep playing with it

help me

>>101044064

not being able to wear hats

>>101044030
Seriously what the fuck, I've had the game for years and people like you piss me off.

>no one cares about hats

except valve, obviously, since their pricing is quite literally saying the game is worthless but the hats are not

i don't really care all that much, I just can't wait for this whole thing to blow up in Valve's face

>>101044200

I bought the medic pack so I could get a premium account on the first day.

>>101044200

Except F2P players CAN wear hats...

>>101044211
>F2P fag trying to act like a long term player

>>101044200
Im a normal bro with everything from a vinty hound dog, and unusual noir, to rubber glove and foster facade, who gives a fuck about hats, just play the goddamn game.

>play tf2 again to see if anything has changed
>single handedly push cart as medic because team mates are all camping trying to kill the other team
>when cart is 2 meters from the point, die
>get switched to other team
>team i was just on accidentally runs past the cart while heading to our spawn
>they win
>alt f4

How much will I have to spend for a computer that could run this game, Portal the First, and Oblivion at highest settings? Also, tips for playing medic.

Can someone rate my learning progress?
Here are my current stats. Excuse the krautspeak, you should be able to tell what means what from the order.
Gonna post the results of the last game I played next.

Need some servers with F2P trash to pwn naow

>>101044354
Nope.

G-guys....I think I might give in and buy a summer key but...WHAT IF I CAN'T STOP?!

>>101044448

Note that this wasn't a Valve server.

>>101044384
pretty much. nobody knows how to play.

>>101044463
any valve server

>>101044448
That's a good Medic score for such a short amount of time.

Scout and Spy are, to me, the hardest classes. Sniper is simple but boring. The rest, you'll get better with in time.

>>101044384
>never EVER get in a game like that

>dont bitch and enjoy the game


Idont know whether you guys on /v/ bitch about the retardedness of these games, but I have YET to find one

>>101044257
Valve's already made their billions off of TF2. They're using this to experiment with free-to-play economics and all the microtransactions involved (and, of course, to wring all the money they can out of their runaway success). Believe it or not, that stuff's hard to get right. Plenty of small MMOs close down because no one actually pays for anything.

>>101044396
It'll run fine.
Don't just heal heavies.
Don't be afraid to shoot enemies that are getting to close, but don't make it a priority.
Don't use the quick fix unless you have another medic ubering.
For the love of god if you're healing a spy and they undisguise, don't keep on healing them.

>be a spy
>the entire oposing team is heavy medic
>all F2P
>disguise as a heavy
>bump into a medic
>OHSHI-
>he starts healing
>well now
>stab 4 people before he realizes whats going on
>"FUCKING HACKER"
>i love free 2 play

Actually met a good F2Per last night on a dustbowl server.

>I start on Demo
>He's an Engie for a little while
>He switches to Medic, we tear through the other team, 12 kills 0 deaths
>I switch to Heavy
>Turns out he's a complete Medic bro, and the Tomislav cuts like a hot knife through butter
>at the end of the round, he asks "did I do good?"
>mfw

>>101044509

>18/34 KD spread
>as pyro

There is no hope for you, I'm afraid.

I'm not hardcore about earning new gear or hats yet, so I haven't plunded wiki's, but the medic does get a better healing -gun-, right?

>>101044706
>> FUCKING HACKER

>>101044824
There's the Kritkrieg, which switches invincibility for 100% crit, and a new healing pack which increases healing done, and the uber is 300% healing done.

>>101044746

Also

>end the round at the top of the scoreboard, something like 94 kills and 30 deaths
>both of us are over 100 points

I wish I had screencapped that.

>>101044501

why dont you sell the summer coolers?

>>101044448
What do you mean progress? Just play the game as the class you like, switch it up when you get bored. The classes all have different pros and con and are fun to play.

Gratz for going as a medic though. I've played for hours this week and I've still only seen a handful of medics though. He's just as important as everyone else.

>>101044923
Who the hell buys summer cooler?

>>101044824

Not better, but you get sidegrades.

Normal medigun makes you and your partner invincible during übercharge.
Kritzkrieg builds über meter 25% faster and gives your partner infinite crits for eight seconds.
Quick-fix rapidly heals team mates during über, matches your speed to the target but cannot overheal.

is it just me, or do all of the summer crate rings look gay as hell?

>>101044746

hey im a good f2per

I managed to get first place on a payload match as a spy with 63 kills and 40 deaths.

In fact, I avoid playing as the demoman and the soldier because I think explosives are overpowered. And I only play heavy when my team needs it