>Hi, /v/, I'm 14

Stopped reading there.

Why don't you go out and get a life? 14 is a prime age in your teen years with no responsiblities.

>>101022111
nice trips
what sort of life?
you don't exactly have much freedom at 14

dude. The reason a ton of people are so anal on here is because they spent their teens inside and had no teen sex.

go have teen sex and see if you want to come back then.

Nobody actually cares, all you did was make a thread so that people will get mad for the sole reason of getting mad. If you really were smart, not only would you have never made this thread, like you said, but you would have deleted this thread by now.

>>101021815
Worksafe does not mean underage allowed. this board is only for those 18 and older. If you accepted the terms you must be 18 otherwise the cyber police will find you and send you and your parents to jail.

>>101022217
>Nice trips
This is why you should get out.

>>101021815
OP is a great troll.

>>101021815
>It's not like I'm not allowed to be here

But you're not, read the FAQ

>>101021815

see, if you were a smart 14 yr old, you would't have said you were 14 yrs old, nor would you have post non-vidya shit

1 - you've made an off topic thread.

2 - your writing style is unappealing.

3 - >>101022217 this post.

4 - you're probably a troll.

>>101022358
not trolling.
>>101022288
fuck you, faggot

Global rules, you retard.
2. If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.
Not that it really matters anyway. Don't fucking talk about your age and nobody will give a shit.
For that matter, you're 14. Go out and do something that doesn't involve 4chan.

>>101022217
You get to go out and do whatever, in only 1 year you're legaly allowed to fuck.

Seriously, this is the best time to charm the ladies.

Underaged b&, reported.

Kid please leav this place.

Not because >UNDERAGEB& XDD

Because you will slowly lose your will to do anything else and start browsing this place 24/7.You will miss out on things teens your age do like first kiss,girlfriends ect...

Your life will crumble as you sit alone while all the other kids are out side.Sitting browsing /v/,F5ing every second

You will be here forever

Fucking underage.
>XD guise lol wassup??? came here from the /b/ u knO!! da undaground xD! haxorrzz den 24/7 bro!
>newei wussup breh. ppl keep saying sunshine isn't that good but inno. I grew up wif sunshine and Mario 64 looks like ass xD

>Mimics the writing style of a kid perfectly
>Acts like a snot
>Uses only well-known Yotsuba B reaction images

OP is a pretty cool guy.

Adding onto here >>101022616

That's in Sweden of cause the US and many other contries needs laws to keep their people from doing stupid shit, here we think that people won't do stupid shit because they're not stupid.

And we don't like stupid people like you.

some pro-tips op

- get a license

- get a car

- get a job

- get laid

>>101022811
Ugh, fail here. Meant to say "we don't like stupid people, seem like you do"

i'm not trolling faggots
you people are all stupid niggers
also, fallout 3 was better than 1

>>101022476
>points out that the whole of 4chan is currently illegal for you to browse
>FUK U FAGET IM MATURE FOR MY AGE SO I DONT NEED RULES XD

>>101022927
Ofcourse it's better than 1. But because you're underage every is going to focus only on that.

You're not supposed to be on 4chan if you're under 18. Just because the board is SFW doesn't mean minors are allowed to be on here.

I also came here when i was 14, now look what this place turned me into: a 30 year old basement dwelling permavirgin, feeling as miserable as anyone could

look kid, we just want you to lead a good life, not to become social failures like us

Look at all the troll feeding!
Sure is retarded V in here

>>101022927
Aaaaaannnd, trolled a bit too hard there, buddy.
Still, you're an awesome troll in my book.

>>101022996
>I came here when I was 14
>now I'm 30
>implying 4chan was around in 1995

>>101022996

I really hope no one falls for this.

>>101022996
>Came here when I was 14
>now 30 year old permavirgin
>16 years
>4chan launched in 2003
Sure is hyperbole.

Your whole argument crashes at
>it's not like I'm not allowed to be here

It's the rules, you are not allowed to be here. 18 plus limit.

As to why do we hate kids? Becuase you are clueless about videogames, didn't have the experience of playing the good 80's and 90's games at release. No, playing them in the 2000's doesn't count for the most part because a lot of them age, so you're still a clueless kid who grew up on Halo.

What would you feel in 10 years when your 14 year old cousin is talking about how resident evil mercenaries 3 is the pillar of survival horror and assassin creed 4 the father of stealth games? You'd feel rage, you would feel like you got nothing to share about videogames with such a person.

Now, off with you. I suggest that you wait until you are 18 to browse internet at all, let alone posting in boards/forums, you're embarassing yourself.

OP here. It sure is retarded in here.
Seriously, it's so easy to get you guys going.
>"hay i'm underage but not like everyone else lol"
> UNDERAGE B& FAGGOT LOLOL XDDD

>>101022996
>you came here when 14yo
>now you're 30yo
>you came here approx.15 years ago
>4chan exists since 2003

>>101023256
>jokes on them I was only pretending to be retarded

>>101022217
Just go out with friends. Party, hit on girls and get rejected. My biggest tip btw, if you're talking with a girl, or IMing. FLIRT. FLIRT LIKE A FUCKING HORNY BASTARD. Say dirty things because teenage girls don't get offended by that shit. Don't be too over the top, just slip dirty stuff in. It got me so many girlfriends because that's just who I was. When IMing I would just say dirty stuff. inb4 underage b&. I'm 19 now.
Btw, by dirty stuff I don't mean, I WANY YOUR TITS. I mean just occasionally push the conversation towards sex and things, discuss sexual things. Then occasionally hint that you'd do stuff to them. Be subtle, but dirty. It fucking works.

>>101023256
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>>101023256
JOLLY GOOD SHOW

>>101023284
>>101023183
>>101023100

For fucks sake.

Stop falling for the easiest trick in the book.

That or stop samefagging.