Do you have to clean the shit from the paper?

Also, >>/tv/ shit and america

What the fuck? I am american and I've never heard of anything like this
also
>the midwest

I live on the east coast

never heard of this

I live in the south. Never have seen this ever.

>>34367774
>Do you have to clean the shit from the paper?
no

that can't be real.

>>34367822
fish the shit from the toilet?

>>34367734 (OP)
I think you just lived with savages.

>>34367837
yes scoop it up and put it in the shit bin

what if it's one of those torpedo shits? you know the ones

0/10

People actually responding?

Fucking summer.

>>34367837
All of it. Here we just flush the shit and tp down the toilet like normal sane people.

Not this thread again!!

Fuck you I can't...I can't NOT post in this.

Btw pooptube master race here.

This is a copypasta.

>>34367787
I'm from Michigan and visited my family in Wisconsin a lot and never seen this.

We just flush it all down since we have very great sewage system.

I've read that they have to do stuff like this in certain Asian countries though. But no this isn't common or heard of at all in America.

>>34367869
Are you sure?

>>34367870
In India they just flush it down the sink.

Stop responding, you retards.

This isnt even a fun toilet/shit thread. Like for example wiping while standing up or sitting down.

>>34367896
Witch one do you do?

>>34367896
Well, of course you would stand.

>>34367896
>wiping while standing
wait...what the fuck? Are you having a giggle?

>>34367869

YOU don't say !

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>>34367833
They do this in South America because they have a horrible water system. But OP is just trolling because nowhere in America do they do this or will it be allowed.

i am never going to a country where i can't flush the shit stained toilet paper.

>>34367857

kwik! go post a thread on /q/, the board is in danger

fascinating.
wtf is this, /adv/?

>>34367913
>>34367927

Its a mix for me of standing and squatting.

I neevr wipe while still sitting down, means i would be reaching behind me into the fucking toilet to wipe.

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>not shitting in the shower
>not stomping it down the drain
>in this the year 2013

>>34367927
Do you seriously wipe when sitting? How? How do you fit your hand there?

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>>34367946
> They do this in South America because they have a horrible water system.
Not even close. South America have more water than shitty murika

>>34367975
by not being fat as fatass

>Amerishits

absolutely disgusting.

>>34367896
>take a shit
>clean the outside while sitting so the cheeks wouldn't stain each other when standing up
>stand up
>clean dick
>perform deep-cleaning on the anus
>if the situation is tragic down there sometimes stick the TP, remove the finger, wait while the paper soaks in the shit better, remove the paper
>if the situation is completely abysmal water a few layers of paper and then use it to clean myself

>not going outside in the woods or the beach and take a shit like nature intended

>>34367975
My asscrack isn't a god damn canyon is how, are you obese?

>not having a proper diet and getting ghost poop every day

Get on my level.

>>34367976
In Indiana they have to drink cans of fucking soda because the water is so undrinkable.

>>34367998
Fuck nigger just buy some wipes. Wipe once with the wet wipes then once with tp to dry and get anything else and youre good.

>>34367976
No they do this in South America. I'm not even trolling. They put their used shit TP in a bin instead of flushing. They are a fucking disgusting people

>>34368002
>>34367991
I'm not obese. How fucking big are your toilet sits? Are you American? Maybe they're designed for fat people

>>34368027
About a foot wide in diameter with the seat down. Lift your ass halfway up and wipe, its not hard.

>>34368046
But why not just stand up? It seems more comfortable.

>not sneaking out of your house at 4am every morning and shitting in your neighbors yard

Probably bait, but what countries use the TP in bin thing?

I've been to UK, Ireland, France, Italy and hotels in Thailand and I'm from Australia and I'm glad I've never had to deal with this shit (literally).

I'm a real germaphobe.

>>34368012
>shitstains everywhere.

>>34368057
Because when you are sitting your ass is more spread and easier to clean so that there isnt shit left up there.

>>34368046
Oh okay, so you lift up a bit.

I COULD do that, but it kind of strains my knees so I just sort of stand like a have a huge arse.

My ass hair always shreds all the toilet paper so I have little bits of TP in my underwear all the time.

:(

>>34368084
>Probably bait, but what countries use the TP in bin thing?

None!

Only exceptions are diapers!

>actress threads deleted in seconds
>this thread is fine

>>34368084
Ive heard it is fairly common in India and rural China because they lack the proper water infrastructure due to their population explosions.

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>Middle of the night
>Need to use toilet
>Don't want to wake anyone
>Open bedroom window
>Pee and shit out of window
>Sometimes when I finish I look up to see my neighbour staring out of his window at me
>Quickly jump off windowsill
>Hide behind curtain
>Wait for ten minutes behind curtain
>Peek around to see if neighbour is still looking
>All clear, quickly close my window
>Wipe my buttocks on curtain
>Next morning when everyone is out of the house, I boil some water in the kettle and pour it on my shit-stained curtains
>It doesn’t stop the mould from growing around my window and giving me the sniffles


This entire process has occurred virtually every night for the past two years. I'm too self-conscious to people hearing me in the toilet, especially defecation.

>>34368153
Cry more.

swedish copypasta delete this shit mods

>>34368124
>2013
>Not shaving or waxing your ass
Come on guy.

We have a composting toilet that flows into a kitchen aquaponic garden. Pick fresh lettuce every day.

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>go to europe
>have to shit in a fucking hole for two weeks

>>34368124

See, my ass hair makes the shit cling to it, and then I get dingleberries.

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>>34368212
Pic + TP to dry up.

>>34368189

>italy
>europe

Barely m8.

>>34368189
>implying squat toilets aren't infinitely more hygienic

If you have a proper diet, you shouldn't be shitting at all. Your waste should mostly be turned into farts instead of shit and the rest should go to body mass for making gains at the gym.

>>>/fit/

read the sticky and get educated.

>>34368344
so mis/fit/s are literally full of shit?

>>34368344
That's bullshit.

>>34368344
You're full of shit mate.

>>34368344
What a load of crap.

Why is America still considered a fucking first world country when there isn't even a good sewage system everywhere and even many houses are cheaper and shittier than African mud huts? I understand that the oastal regions of America are at least partially civilized but why does the rest of the world let this happen?

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>>34368382
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>>34367969
You are awesome. Sitting sucks and standing results in swamp ass. Squatting is the only true answer to this problem. It's the perfect combination of having range of motion with your hands, not having to move around on the toilet and touching the end of the bowl with your dick because you're trying to reach in that fucking bowl, but also the better wipe quality that a sitting position has. Also it's easier to access the sink, so you can make that tp wet and makes a good daily exercise.

>>34368389
I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're actually stupid enough to blindly hate America over shit someone one the internet made up.

Knowing where I am, I'd go with the latter.