no thanks

>>29664640 (OP)
You forgot the Disney logo.

if they somehow bring back vader I'm going to kill myself.

Imagine if it's actually good

What would you do.

posting a fan poster with this shitty tagline has become the ultimate 10/10 /tv/ troll

george lucas would love this

>>29664697
I thought it was already confirmed that not only vader would be back but as a villain

>>29664716
i'd be happy

>>29664640 (OP)

>lightsaber not making my eyes water

LIES!!

>>29664697
It's Luke

that's actually a decent tagline

>>29664759

If it was the 90s.

STOP WITH THE FUCKING VADER BULLSHIT AND JUST MAKE A HIGH-BUDGET SPACE WESTERN PLEASSSSE

it takes place 20 years or something after return of the jedi and the main character is a female smuggler

han and leia have a son who is friends with said smuggler, he has force powers and gets trained by luke

the antagonist is some dark lord who has rallied what is left of the empire

>>29664866

but..but...muh Mara Jade

vader as a character died to me the moment i saw that fat kid in episode one

>>29664866
>smuggler

I am OK with this.

oh and luke dies

>>29664809
fireflyfags pls go

>>29664640 (OP)
I know it's juvenile as fuck, but god damn do I love that cape.

>>29664906
>>29664866

Man just the idea of a scene where a cloaked figure pulls back their hood to reveal Mark Hamill with a beard is enough to make a believer out of me.

as long as there is no more than one (1) lightsaber i'll be fine

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boom

>star wars
>movie with christfag themes
>now it "evolves"
More midichlorian nonsense incoming...

>>29664969
even lucas gave up on that shit

>>29664912
The thing that made the original trilogy great was the "Anarchy In Space" theme.

I just want that back instead of "Politics And Whining" like the prequels.

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>>29664728
NO NO NO NO
Please tell me its not true

>>29664996
It's not.

female lead, they fucked up

by default the best it can ever be now is 6/10

>>29664866
I wish this were true

I hope it has shia lebeouf in it, he's a great actor

>>29665075
which is 3x better than the prequels combined

>>29665106
thats assuming the movie is perfect in every other way

its likely the movie will be a 2/10

>>29665075
what if it's eva green

>>29665155
doesn't matter who the female lead is

>>29664994
The thing that made the original trilogy great was ripping off Kurosawa

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>>29665155
Yes pls

>>29665155
would be horrible as a lead, since its disney you know they will push the whole women power shit too

>>29665155
I want Ellen Page for some qt action in space

I've read Disney is courting Paul Dano for a major role.

>>29664866

That would actually be great.

>>29664951
this

>>29665194
Classic Dano

>>29665194
Instant classic.

FUCK THIS SHIT
THIS SO MUCH WORSE THAN LUCAS EDITING ORGINAL TRILOGY
YOU FUCKED UP DISNEY YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED YOU FUCKED

>>29665194
>>29665220
>>29665230

Please die

>>29665245
>getting this mad over a fan made poster

top lel

femal lead = trying to attract women to the movie = women power bs

>>29664951

I remember when they first touted the idea of a Star Wars tv show, my dream was that it'd be told by some drunk at a cantina with individual stories a la outer limits/tales from the crypt and to REALLY have people chomping on the bit there'd be no Jedi, until the very end of the season finale some thugs come looking for the drunk and all you hear before fade to black is a hiss of a lightsaber.

I was mad when they said they are completely disregarding the Expanded Universe. I felt like crying. How could they do this? Then I read that they're "resolving" the Skywalker Family. Jacen, Jaina, Kol, and Cade won't even exist anymore. What the HELL.

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>>29665188
ALL MY MONEY

>>29664640 (OP)
not enough orange and teal also sparks

>>29665312
lel who the fuck are those people

you fuckin nerd

>>29665312
Fanfiction is the worst thing you could possibly like in this world

>>29665312
EU sucks nerd. Get over it.

>>29665305
sounds pretty good

>>29665350
Official Star Wars novels and comics.

They could have the force ghost of Vader played by Larry the Cableguy and you assholes would bitch and bitch but you would still be waiting in line on opening day begging Disney to stick their cocks in your wallet.

>>29665305
Sounds awesome

>>29665312
>muh fanfics

Usen farce look okay please

>>29664888
This.

I'd prefer it if the protagonist of the new movie wouldn't be a Jedi. I'm getting pretty sick of these space magicians and the universe has much more interesting stuff in it.

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>>29665312

>>29665392
Still not canon, which are solely the movies. Therefore, EU is fanfiction-tier shit

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My favorite thing about the new movies being made is the incredible wave of autistic asspain that will sweep the planet when it shits all over the EU.

I can't wait.

>>29665438
it's already been stated that they aren't considering anything from it

which is great

>>29664640 (OP)
Darth Vader is coming back. That doesn't mean Anakin Skywalker is coming back.

>>29665438
The threads will be glorious.

>>29665438
fuck denise richards was so goddamn sexy

>>29665472

I went to high school with her for two years

>>29665431
im pretty sure that shadows of the empire was canon. or that lucas was at least more involved than the usual signing off on anything that might make him a little more money

Jedi sith bounty hunter droid clone chancellor queen princess master apprentice command or

So is the new star wars going to be a bunch of attractive abercrombie 20-somethings making snappy sarcastic dialogue

>>29665431
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon

EU is not fanfiction.

>>29665305
That would be fucking glorious.

>>29664640 (OP)
I've seen so many of these lame fan made posters and not one has come anything close to authentic looking. The punctuation in this one makes me think it was done by a retard or European. Get a life for fucks sake

>>29665502
>>29665522
Lucas himself stated that the only thing that belongs to SW's canon is what's in the movies.

>>29665478
I went to high school for 4 years!

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>>29665305

>>29665515
Probably. And the mainstream audience will love it and demand more of it.

>>29665545
to be fair he doesn't even know what's in the movies seeing as how the prequels shit everything up

>>29665515
It better fucken not be

>>29664640 (OP)
10/10
good job op you managed to troll a bunch of people with asperger syndrome, are you proud of yourself?

>>29664697
vader is gone.

if anything its lukes grandson or darth talon
darth talon is fucking HOT!!

>>29665554

Never read it, not like the idea of a drunk bard is new anyway.

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>>29665522
>starwars.wikia.com

get a load of this guy

>>29665583
Sourced interviews with Lucasfilm and George Lucas

>>29665564
He shat on it because he had horrible idea, especially in Episode 1. Episode 3 was fairly decent, for example.

I for one am glad he's off the project. But including fan-fiction-tier crap would be as bad as Jar-Jar Binks. I want to watch a movie, not to be forced to buy your merchandise in order to understand the universe