>Watch "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
>He has no royal blood at all

>Watch "The Neverending Story"
>etc.

>Watch "Only fools and Horses"
>No horses featured in any episode

>watch "peep show"
>no actual peeping takes place.

>Watch "Father Ted"
>.... wait, bad example

>Watch Dr. Who
>Himself and others around him are aware of who he is

>Watch "Being Human"
>None of the main characters are human

>Watch "How I met your mother"
>DFBNDGJNSDKNJVBWRNBFBNDFGJBNODFBNJN

>>9661877

>Watch "Where the Wild Things Are"
>They live in huts and have a power structure, thus are part of a society and not wild at all.

>Watch "The IT Crowd"
>3 people is not a crowd

>>9661901
>Read comment about 3 people not being a crowd
>Realize that a very common phrase throughout the English speaking world is "2 is company, 3 is a crowd"

>Watch "The Big Bang Theory"
>Not one in any episode do they actually discuss the big bang theory

>Watch "Heroes"
>yeah

>Watch "The Office"
>There's no office in the show at all.

>Watch "Mythbusters"
>They test urban legends not myths

>Watch Everybody Loves Raymond
>Feel no sense of attachment or any form of emotional response for Raymond. Continue lonely existence.

>Watch "Three's Company"
>>9661917

>Watch "Lord of the Rings"
>Entire story is about The One Ring, not rings (plural)

>Watch "Ghost Whisperer"
>Come out to my Mom

>Watch "Gilligan's Island"
>Gilligan cannot in fact lay claims to proprietorship of the unnamed island

>>9661976
>>9661976

Not true, many other rings are discussed.

>Watch "Grey's Anatomy"
>Not about Human Anatomy

>Watch Dancing With The Stars
>I'm not allowed anywhere near the celebrities, much less allowed to dance with them.

>>watch the sopranos
>> no singing in the upper registers at all

>>9661983
>Post a generic reply
>Brace for nerdrage

>Watch "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"
>I am not a coward

>Watch 30 Rock
>There are no rocks, and there are certainly not 30 of them.

>Watch "Two and a Half Men"
>No double amputees

>Watch friends

>how can they afford an apartment in NY like that?

>>9662015
>Rent Control is television's best friend

>Watch Friends
>Why does Ross live in such a small apartment compared to the others when he probably makes the most money

>watch friends
>who the fuck has a monkey as a pet?

>Watch Seinfeld
>Wonder why the show wasn't called Kramer and George

>Watch Friends
>How did Phoebe land Paul Rudd

>Watch Battlestar Galactica
>Doesn't really feature... oh.... I guess....

>watch friends
> .....Seven.

>Watch Sons of Anarchy.
>Several Sons, not much Anarchy.

>Watch Tigerland
>No tigers in the movie, and certainly not a whole land filled with them.

>Watch Will and Grace
>Wonder who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make the two title characters unlikeable cunts

>Watch Glee
>Nobody ever seems to be Gleeful

>Watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>Blatant lie.

>Watch the dark knight
>Protagonist rides a motorcycle

>Watch "King of the Hill"
>What hill? And who is said king?

>watch Batman
>hero is human, certainly not a bat-man.

>Watch Iron Man 2
>What the hell happened to Col. Rhodes' face.

There's no Kane in Citizen Kane!

>Watch "Cool as Ice"
>The only thing cool about it is the critical reception

>Browse /tv/
>No discussions pertaining to television at all

>>9662059

>my face when Daniel Dae Kim was on Seinfeld diagnosing Kramer's Gonorrhea
>also when they predicted Megan Fox

watch "the burning"

>Watch Iron Man
>Suit is made from Gold/Titanium alloy

>>9662181
ZING!

>Watch Red Dwarf
>No crimson midgets

>watch batman forever
>movie is only 2 hours

>Watch War of the Worlds
>Entirety of film takes place on Earth

>Watch Indiana Jones and the Last crusade
>realize young indy OD'd on heroin

>Watch Leon
>No big felines

>Watch twin peaks
>no dual plateaus

>watch "Star Wars"
>only star I see is harrison ford

>Watch The O.C
>No Original Content

>>9662041
>Watch Friends
>Wonder why Ross and Chandler are supposed to be the losers who can't get girls while Joey is a gigolo who looks like he has Down's Syndrome

>>9662630
they're right there you fag

>Watch Blade
>There's more than one sword.

>>9662648
>watch friends
>chandlers roomate is a sociopath

>>9662041
he's a jew

>Watch Ironman
>Suit made of titanium

>Watch "Watchmen"
>wat

>watch Oz
>no Tinman

>watch The 400 Blows
>there were 10 blows at much

>Watch ''Curb Your Enthusiasm''
>None of the characters enthusiasm pertains to sidewalk edges

>watch no country for old men
>old men in the countryside

>Watch Scream
>Yawn

>Watch LOST
>Found

>watch Man on Fire
>no men on fire

>Watch "Ginger Snaps"
>Ginger, nor any other character ever actually snaps their fingers

>Watch "True Beauty"
>Still trying to find it.

>watch Battle Royale
>no lycra

>Watch ''Everybody Hates Chris''
>A fair number of people actuallly like him

>Watch "The Price is Right"
>Many contestants often get the price wrong

>Watch Super Troopers
>No powers

>Watch Scrubs
>No characters hang out the passenger side of their best friend's ride, trying to holla at me.

>Watch Fox News
>No foxes reading any news

>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 1 times now.

>>9662951
so wait... the song implies that all women want is some dude with a car?

>watch Firefly
>no bugs to speak of

>Watch The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
>Everyone is really quite handsome.

>watch King Kong
>no crown

>>9662998
And the good guy is actually a dick

>Watch ''Hot Fuzz''
>No fabric is ever seen burning or heated

>watch Angel
>most characters are vampires or demons

>watch Aliens in America
>no extraterrestrials of any sort

>watch Monty Python's Flying Circus
>no flying circuses

>watch Archer
>no archery

>watch Castle
>no castles

>watch Dirty Dancing
>no unhygenic dancing

>Watch "Knight Rider"
>No chivalry or cavalry of any sort

>Watch Crossing Jordan
>No arguements with big titted slags.

>Watch this thread start out great
>Watch it turn to shit a dozen or so posts in

>Watch ''House''
>Its set in a fucking hospital

>watch Kill Bill
>nobody kills Bill

>watch The Sting
>no bees

>>9663094
wat

>watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>watch Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull

>>9663084

>Read bitter oldfag post
>trollface.jpg

>Watch Mystery Men
>No Mystery to their identities.

>Watch The Magnificent Seven
>Everyone looks pretty mundane
>Except Steve McQueen
>Goddamn

>Watch Percy Jackson and the Lightening thief
>Percy doesn't jack on the Lightening thief

>Watch Resevoir Dogs
>There are no dogs featured

>Watch "Bored to Death"
>No one is bored

>watch the Breakfast Club
>no breakfast

>Watch The Rock.
>Dwayne Johnson suspiciously absent.

>Watch "Snatch"
>no vag

>Watch 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
>The guy who made the rules is dead

>watch Blade Runner
>nobody's running with a knife

>Watch "Kitchen Nightmares"
>No one sleeps on the job

>Watch There Will be Blood
>There was no blood.

>Watch Scarface
>Al Pacino's face is scar-less

>watch the Grinch Who Stole Christmas
>The Grinch Doesn't steal Christmas

>>9663181
yeah there was

>Watch Fringe
>No Emo's.

>Watch Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
>man's not dead

>>9663181
>>9663187

>watch Wag The Dog
>no dog wagging

>watch Serenity
>there's no serenity

>watch Arrested Development
>Development continues

>watch this thread
>post attached picture

>watch Jackass
>no donkeys

go to 4chanarchive
request interface
request this thread

>channel surfing lands on Eurovision Song Contest
>wonder why Israel is in it

>Watch Pitch Black
>Not that dark.

>Watch Air America
>Set in Vietnam

>watch Shaun of the Dead
>Shaun isn't associated with the Dead in any way except existing at the same time as them, he is in no way a representative of them

>>9662951
I lol'd.

>Watch Bad Boys
>Lead characters are Good Men