Sure is early 90's white wolf rpg again.

See?!?! See what you fucking furries have started?!?

Are they attacking people? If not, why should I give a fuck?

I know a furry that goes to my goth club. I live in San Antonio.

I'm sorry.

>>9518844

They are supposedly tame werewolf kiddies.

>His friend Katze Lupus Burn added, "We're not a gang at all. Gangs are like posers. They just want attention, that's why they go along tagging stuff. The pack? We're a family. We go to each other for our problems."

So many many things wrong with this

This is why we can't have nice things.

Holy shit, OP. I live in San Antonio too! We should round up all our vampire friends and go beat the shit outta these people.

Sup 210fag.

>we're not a gang at all, like, gangs are posers they just want attention.

OH YEAH
/cgl/ and /tv/?

shes hot, op

High likelihood that OP is a Mexican. Just saying.

"We'll gangs just want attention, we're not a gang" But yet your acting like fucking retards wearing wolf tales and dark clothing. Yeah they're totally not looking for attention. Fuck i hate these people and i really would kill them if i had a chance. =/ What the fuck is happening?

>>9518873
I don't know any vampires, just gangster ass goth kids.

>>9518871
>Lupus

>>9518945
>>9518913
>>9518871
...but doesn't deviating from social norm cause attention?
I mean, some people do it on purpose, others do it to be comfortable
these are a bunch of stupid kids that want to be unique, aka attention whores

fucking stupid

>>9519083
>irony

lol

I live in San Anto and I hate seeing these retards. fucking kids nowadays..

>>9518778
>>9518857
>>9518873
>>9518898
>>9519133
mexicans detected

Anyone else remembers Big Wolf On Campus?

:3

fucking furrys
I bet abatap would love to join these fags

>>9519169
I'm only half...

the bottom half

>>9519169

>Implying everyone in San Antonio is mexican.

Plus, Mexicans come from mexico, so that's not even the right word to use, idiot. ignorant retard

hurr durr they from san Antonio derp Mexicans!

>>9519196
yes but i was like 9

I still have no idea why people can't just be themselves. What the fuck is so wrong about that?

wtf, that's just ridonkulous

It's funny because they're just your average rich white kids.

Especially the one that has to go home and be a normal little cracker, just like every wigger, slut, goth and whatever other sub-culture these sheltered little ninnies dally in.

>>9519196
I watched it every day after school ;_; along with Angela Anaconda

I went through a phase when I was 3 or 4 where I wanted to be a lizard monster.

I regret nothing.

>>9519169

Mexicans from Texas are actually pretty cool, it's the ones in California that are the problem.

>>9518872
does he actually say that? what's going on?

>>9519365

Fuck yeah, Texicans!

I'd fuck that kid. So hard.
I bet he'd be kinky with those leashes too.

>>9519341

Yeah but you were still a baby, while these idiots are teenagers, who should be getting ready for the real world

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>9519318

This, a thousand times over

Back in my day

being a werewolf meant something

>>9519401

prove the real world exists

>wearing "cat eye" contact lenses

WOLVES DON'T HAVE VERTICALLY SLIT PUPILS DUMBASSES IF YOU LOVE WOLVES SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU LEARN WHAT THEY FUCKING LOOK LIKE.

>>9519425

This is why Texas wants to change school books.

>>9518778

>>9519444

Or even act like.

These faggots are all omegas, and would literally be raped by any member of the pack.

the difference between texas werewolves and california werewolves is that california teens dress up to be ironic

You're now aware that Jason Bateman was in the Teen Wolf sequels

Do they really think that Van Helsing, a movie from 2004 which bombed because nobody liked it, is the cause for this werewolf subculture?

>>9519479
Oh man that's good

>>9519395
Cock torcher

>>9519438
Define Reality

>>9519266
The "hispanic" people in Texas are all Mexicans. It's stupid and pretentious to call them anything else.

Also, there are a lot of Mexicans in San Antonio. A lot of fat Mexicans. Look at all the chain Mexican restaurants there: Taco Cabana, Las Palapas, Chuy's, etc. All opened to cater to fat Mexican people.

>>9519479

Hehehe, nice one.

>>9519479
Howl to the moon

Wake up parents

>And they gather attention, too. One of the wolf pack, whom many consider the "alpha dog," received some international acclaim when a neighbor's dog went missing, only to have its skull found in the possession of 18-year old, Wolfie Blackheart

>wolfie blackheart

HNNGH

>Gangs are like posers. They just want attention, that's why they go along tagging stuff. The pack? We're a family. We go to each other for our problems."

>>9519513

They're making Michael J. Fox look bad.

I bet she doesnt shave her legs, armpits and pussy

>>9519258
So you have a small Mexican Dick and Rodriguez tattooed in Old-English lettering on your ass?

I would fuck the shit out of that chick in OP's pic.

>wolfie blackheart

I'd sniff his anus if you know what I mean.

>wolfie blackheart

>>9519568
Sadly, that's a guy.
>>9519545
>Wolfie Blackheart

>gangs are posers

yea, id like to see them actually say that to a real gang and see what happens

>Wolfie Blackheart

What is this mickey mouse bullshit!?

Cosplayin' faggots

>>9519513
They go to Marshall. What more do you want? They're on the N.E.E. side of town where all the mexicans pretend to have money just because they're not down town, but they're still ghetto.

THE VIDEO WON'T START

;-;

Why such obvious names why not

>Notawolf Regularguy

>>9519568
that's a man

>Wolfie Blackheart

"They're really good kids. It takes real courage to be what you want to be in this life!"

"Shut up, mom. Stop pretending like you understand my pain."

>wolfie blackheart

rofl

>>9518857
whats up, i wanna join

>>9519395
>watch video to see guy
>OP's pic is the guy

What the fuck. Get a haircut.

>>9518857

No fucking way, which one? Please tell me it's not Atomix. My friend loves that place, I'd hate to have to look at every person there cross eyed trying to figure out if they're one of these faggots.

Run with the pack

Live in suburbs

>wolfie
>blackheart

It's children like these little shits that ruin good books/movies like Twilight.

>>9519687
>>9519660
>>9518857

Get the fuck out.

>Pam Manley

Wait, that's a guy?

I... I think I have to do some thinking. About... stuff.

>Wolfie Blackheart

>>9518945

It looks like our killer..
*puts on glasses*
SCREWED THE POOCH

>>9519736
YEEEEEEEEEEE-
>wolfie blackheart

>>9519736

YEAAAAAAHHHHH

>His friend Katze Lupus Burn added, "We're not a gang at all. Gangs are like posers. They just want attention, that's why they go along tagging stuff. The pack? We're a family. We go to each other for our problems."

>Wolfie Blackheart

When I was in high school I had liberty spikes. I am ashame :C

>>9519722

>>9519725
Their drinks aren't bad prices and they're not overrun with too many douchebags on a friday night. The selection kinda sucks here bro, it's metal clubs, gay clubs, or places you might run into your parents.

>Notawolf Regularguy

>>9518778
dear Christ i am now ashamed to admit i live here fml

>>9519485
That and the Texan werewolves are usually found on the side of road, rotting corpses riddled with silver bullets.

>>9519817
God I know so many faggots who are into metalcore in San Antonio. That's why you should move to Austin.

>wolfie blackheart

Also, I loved the politician of the pack, calmly stating they "just want to live their everyday lives."

>>9519794

It's okay, man. It's okay. We all went through that phase.

Fuck yeah, my hometown is retarded!

>>9519907
I didn't go through that phase. I've been badass my entire life.

And people ask me why i'm always so angry and frustrated to the point of requiring clinical-grade treatment.

Well, there you have it.

>>9519907
I didn't go through that phase. I didn't even go to high school.

:(

what do you think of Holo?

words cannot describe the faggotry
it hurts

We gotta contact Sam and Dean to stop those werewolve fags from spreading they're attention whore-ism

>>9519899
That's how Mexican politicians are in San Antonio. Always trying to push some bullshit on us whitefolk, and then every once in a while going "GAAAAAAHH" (short for "God" or "golly", but ironically longer than either because they sort of "sing" it) and occasionally "FOR REAL, BRO?".

>getting angry and violent over people living differently than you do.

>gangs are posers, they just want attention

I cracked up.

>>9519955
...Explain

>>9519988
I guess we're human after all.

>>9519988

go away werewolf, we dont serve your kind here

>wolfie blackheart

>wolfie


Hey, my whole "80's enthusiast" gig doesn't seem so faggy now.

Thank you, teen wolves of san antonio!

>>9520004

>>9520004
Spice and Wolf

Shaggy Fogstalker

>>9519858
Those are chupacabras. Or actually coyotes with mange.

>>9519865
I'd rather stick with a highway system I know and cheaper apartments, but by the time these retards get old enough to drink Austin will be looking better and better.

GUYS.

I feel like a fucking loser.

I have the same sword.

Imun Leesched

>>9520079

Use it to kill yourself.

>>9518775

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>>9520079
That's pretty gay, man.

>>9520079
Throw that shit out

>>9520079

Fang Stoneblood

>they're no trouble
>one of them killed someones dog and kept its skull

>>9520082

>>9519988

>getting angry and violent over people living differently than you do.

>angry and violent

Hahaha, wishful thinking anyone? Angry and violent?

Over a bunch of retarded kids with the lamest shtick this side of goth?

I don't think so, Tim.

>>9519687
Dude, its Atomix. The last two saturdays. He's always towards the front door near one of those tables.

they must be sooo ronery.

>>9520129

I was also confused by how the lighthearted tone was maintained through that. San Antonio must be a pretty brutal place.

>>9520079
>>9520079
Thhat thing would be useless in gun, sword, or knife fight.

>>9520165

Obviously you are not a werewolf.

>>9520079
lol'd. Why do you have that thing?

Rabbi D'killer

>>9520186
Just a rider

you should really read the comments. full of lulz

>gods u guys who are saying we're nt real SHUT THE F*** UP..... u cant deny it anymore.... there r packs evry where in evr country on evry continet! and i hate pplz saying were nt real... i may nt b a part of dis pack in san Antoino but im part of of a pack in Illinois and we are real! we're not spoiled... were not pretending... and by the god Apollo, creature of the were i will personally hunt you down and rip u 2 shreads if u dont shut up!

>>9520079
One of us....one of us.....gooble gobble...one of us!

>>9520208
yeah, i'd fuck it

Oh man, I used to live in the 210. We seemed to get a lot of ridiculous news stories. I think there was one about two years ago with a bunch of soccer moms bitching about a "Pool's Closed" sign someone printed out because they thought it was racist.

>Gangs are like posers. They just want attention, that's why they go along tagging stuff. The pack? We're a family. We go to each other for our problems."

>>9520249
>and by the god Apollo, creature of the were
I am a sort of hobbyist about greek mythology, I like to read about it and it's tales.

And this sentence made me cry blood.

>>9520249

>>9520249
>>9520249
>and by the god Apollo

I knew the Greeks would be involved.

Wow, this is so fucking pathetic is not even funny

Fucking San Antonio, I hate living in this city.

>>9520208
I think I might be obsessed with her
She has tourette's and involuntarily yips

>>9520345
I used to think that.

Then I visited Dallas.

>>9520287
That was funny. But that was like in Seguin or somewhere up north.

>and by the god Apollo
>Apollo
>pollo
>chicken

>>9520287

We ALL remember that.

DO NOT WANT

>>9520390

>>9520410
>>9520287
gb2/b/

>>9520410
Well, yeah. It was a huge trip to actually see it on my own local news though.

>>9520249

Nah, that's a troll.

Right?

Right?

>and by the god Apollo

>>9518778
what the fuck is this faggotry?

>>9520287
Haha, no. That was in New Braunfels.

>>9520495

Say that to me on a full moon and not on a waxing gibbous and see what happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAo7kRDrUmU

Pool's closed story. It's funny because there are only like 5 black people in the whole town.

>and by the god Apollo, creature of the were

>>9520520
Two are her grandkids that you KNOW she doesn't like.

>>9520416
>>9520495
>>9520505

>>9520505
GIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKING A MEDAL

>>9520505
i laff'd

>i'm at the Igo library(by Brandeis highschool) almost every day after school (about 4:10 pm) to use the internet as i am now... so please come on by... i'll be there tomorrow till 6pm and i'll be there extra late on wednesday(8:00pm) ! so come please... i dare you to grow a pair and rant about my lifestlye TO MY FACE. I'M WAITING...

in b4 not personal army

>>9520520
Hahaha.

It's so hilarious and awkward when the internet and real life meet unfavorably.

>>9520593
Yes, yes.

>>9520520
What a racist bitch.

best thread on /tv/ right now!

>gangs are posers etc

Can't wait for some real San Antonio gang to hear that and drive-by them.

Latin Kings are there, right? I mean, it's Texas and all.

>>9520574
saythattomyfaceandnotontheinternetandseewhathappens.jpg

>>9520574


every time I get out. . .


. . .they pull me back in. . .

DeKitten Wolfram Lupus?

Are you serious?

I bet ALL their parents are disappoint.

You will never be part of a pack of fake teenage werewolfs.

;_;

>>9520740
>^_^

Ftfy

>>9520574

Wolfie got down on all fours. Tonight, he thought, tonight he will finally unleash his inner animal once and for all. Tonight he would prove all the haterz wrong, and take his place as the true alpha male of the neighbourhood. The king of his territory.

Across the room, Queenie the doberman pricked her ears up.

Wow, it's like teenage furfags who are too scared to admit their furfaggotry so they pretend to be werewolves.

Making fun of teenagers? Really? Don't you think that's a bit easy.

Challenge yourselves.

Did you know that man shares 95% of his DNA with the wolf?

Your guys should read up some before posting on things you don't know a things about.

>>9520780

oh boy, here we go!

>>9520794

>implying adults aren't overgrown teenagers

I can imagine what the real mexican gangsters will say to these teens...

>>9520809
HER DURP I DUNT DECEND FROM NO MONKEY

my reaction

>>9520780

>>9520826

that's just the "adults" on /tv/

>>9520794
Shut up, faggot.

>>9520794
It's actually so easy we don't have to do any work. Just >greentext things they say.

It's so easy it goes past "lame for picking an easy target" right back to hilarious.

The SAME Wolfie Blackheart from the ED article?

>>9520794

People don't make fun of things because it's hard or easy, they make fun of things because it's funny

>My face when I realized teenagers get exponentially dumber with every generation

Wolfie bared his teeth and snarled at her, his voice cracking. Pausing momentarily to flick his fringe out of his eyes, he began to stalk towards the relaxing dog.

Queenie tilted her head slightly, confused about her owners sudden bizzare behaviour.

>>9520688
>Texas
>real gangs

lol. All you have to worry about in Texas is some alcoholic asshole trying to start a fight with you in a bar.

>>9520878
>Queenie

Goddamnit NO I had a dog named Queenie. ;_;

RELEASE THE NIGGAS

>my face when Texans not wearing cowboy hats

whatthefuckamiwatching

>>9520924
>implying there are any niggas in this part of texas

here you go ladies

>>>/b/231515574

I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

>>9520924
>>9520951
I'm on it

>>9520924
Thats what these kids need people!

Scary blacks to fuck their shit up!

>>9520956
lol law & order sound when you post on /b/

Wolfie drew close, and crouched, ready to attack. The dog had no idea what was about to happen. Time to assert myself, he thought. Time to make Queenie MY bitch. First the dog, then all the others.

Queenie got up and trotted over to Wolfie and began to lick his face. Was he playing with her? Where was her tennis ball?

>>9521005
WAS IT IN HER CHINA>?

>>9520904
You've apparently never been to downtown SA or Dallas. It's not all little towns with old men in cowboy hats.

>>9521037
Shit, nigga. I was raised on the streets. I know all about the faggy "gangs" in Texas. Most of them are run entirely from prison because you don't mess with Texas.

>>9521005

>>9521005
It says I'm not allowed to report you again so soon.

>>9518778
o shit thats a guy what the fuk

>>9521037
Less downtown SA and more southside. But they're not around the more northern parts where these wolf shits live. More the shame that they don't live inside loop 410, but if they even knew what a gang was they wouldn't be this stupid.

>>9520969

Is that one of their moms? That does not look like a teenage girl.

>>9520986
>my face when I post on /b/ just to hear that

OP is a fag.

>>9521005

''Goddammit Queenie, no!'' Yelled an upset Wolfie. ''Lay down! Now!''. The dog, surprised at her masters sudden change in mood, complyed. Wiping the saliva off his face, Wolfie looked down at the dog. ''Yeah, thats right, you do what I say. I'm the Alpha Wolf. Slolwy he bagan to run his hand up and down Queenies sleek black body. ''Yeah, you're gonna do what I say bitch, cause this is MY pack. I'M the wolf here. Not you, and not stupid John Football Quarterback Steedman. Call me a fag, well, I'll show him. I'll show all of them. All those assholes who called me a fag at school got another thing coming now.''

And with that, Wolfie undip the zipper on his pants.