lol forgot the trailer

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943

god I need to go to bed...

wasnt he in a waterfall with some mom and her daughter naked

I fapped to that

PRETTY DAM MEXICAN

DO I GET A FREE TACO IF I BUY A TICKET?

I hope Lohan and Alba don't ruin it.

>>8956606

hahaha yeah he was. I hope its still in!

No hablo ingles

>Gatling gun motorbike

Yeah this is going to be good.

Fuck Yeah Lapides!

>>8956623
of course it wont be

>>8956655

One can hope right?

Harry, cut the liberal bitching and moaning. All of you assholes seem to think that we can just allow millions of undocumented people to infiltrate this country and leach off it. Every day our people are getting murdered by criminalien thugs and drug dealers. I guess that doesn't matter to fat liberal jackass nerds.

Lohan has a topless scene in this.

...Don't know if want.

>my face when Steven Seagull

>>8956698
Fag, she has awesome tittys.

This looks like a classic B movie ready to roll... should be pretty entertaining.

>Robert De Niro

All I need to know to watch it

This is gonna suck, nobody wants to see a movie about dirty Mexicans instead of cool clean asians.

Wasn't there a character called Machete in an old Video Game? Like Ninja Turtles or something? I remember something like this from my childhood.

WE DID NOT CROSS THE BORDER, THE BORDER CROSSED US

>my face when steven seagal

God has mercy. I don't.

>MY FACE WHEN LAPIDUS!

>>8959730
WHAT?! NO WAY!!

>>8959730
HIS NAME IS LAPENIS, GET IT RIGHT

>>8959812
>I hope this movie is more in line with my view and ideals or I'll bitch sooooo hard

>lol. j/k i'm going to bitch anyway cause i'm a fagtard.

EITHER YOU DIE A HERO OR YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLAIN

About time Danny Trejo got a starring role.He's been in a billion god damn movies, but he always plays "tough Mexican #3".

>>8959858
if you live long enough to see yourself become a villian can you live long enough to see yourself become the hero again?

Answer: Yes

do want

>>8959864
In Heat he showed his more sensitive side.

>>8956582
Did anyone else notice this:

>Introducing Don Johnson

What the what?!

>>8959864
Looks like he's moving up in the world. He's tough Mexican #1 now.

Goddamn, I hope Alba and Rodriguez scissor each other

>>8960051
>I hope Jessica Alba and Robert Rodriguez scissor each other

Well, I don't.

>>8960072
gay

>>8960072
Strap on dildo fuck each other then goddamn

>>8960097
>>8960105

Obvious can't read.Robert Rodriguez /= Michelle Rodriguez.

Oh fuck, it's not even funny anymore.

>lindsay lohan

>>8960127
Whatever she is probably going to be there for like 2 minutes

>movie aobut violent Mexicans

No thanks. I live near the border and don't need to see a movie to see that.

>>8960126
I;m a a mexican

>>8960156
-.-

You are now aware that it's a spin off of spy kids.

>>8960156

>>8956582

This is not only the greatest creation in the history of cinema, it's the greatest thing anyone has ever even attempted.

This movie alone will evolve us to a Type IV civilization.

>>8960156
holy fuck me too
they're fucking everywhere

>Michelle Rodriguez

>>8960259

Pro tip: where you live, crackers are still just as violent and shitty. You're just more forgiving because you are one, and don't have an easy go-to complaint about whitey.

>>8960259
>need to go to the store
>gang of spic teens sitting on your car
>ask them to get up while you have your hand on the pistol in your pocket

I feels for ya'.

Are they going to make a movie about the sexy Nazi werewolves women, too?

>>8960310
>last month CBS news said that over 17,000 people have died along the border since 2007

>white people are just as violent

Sure is bullshit in here.

>>8960310

Fuck that.My neighbor is white and I have to pound on my wall every few hours to get him to turn down his shitty base.

>we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us

I hope everyone who made this film dies in a mexican drug cartel shoot out

>>8960310
Right. White people are just as violent as all other.

Riiiiiight.

>movie about violent mexicans

no thanks. i'll just go to a dodger game if i wanna see that.

this thread is boring. we need more racism against mexicans and rednecks to spice things up

>>8960349

They sure have the highest kill tally. By far.

>>8960349

Fact. If you don't know that, you're a dumbfuck inbred moron.

>>8960364

Mexicans smell bad ALL the time.

Rednecks try too hard to be friendly.

>>8960310
but I am hispanic, I just hate mexican's though..
the killings and car jacking's are getting worse every year, they just don't give a shit cause they can just fucking swim back.. everyday there's 100 more fucking wetbacks.

>>8960370

Only because the liberal UN won't do kill tallies on the genocide in Africa, the number of people killed during the spread of Islam over the years, and don't consider the Pol Pot massacre as well as the Japanese genocide against China and Korea to be crimes worth addinh up the kill count for.

>>8956582
link, you fucking idiot!

If you make a thread about something new always post the shit you are talking about.

I'm not going to waste my time searching for some shitty trailer that might or might not exist.

>we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us

Sure is bullshit Mexican logic

>>8960405

I wonder what the sole, root cause of all those slaughterfests was?

>>8960385

LOL you are a hispanic. Did you know that most of those "wetbacks" aren't even Mexicans. All of Latin America get to the USA through Mexico. You sure do not know what the fuck you are talking about. Also, that land used to be Mexico, it makes sense that still most of it is full of Mexicans.

No different than the mass immigration of Irish and Italians during the 1800s.They started out as hoodlums, thieves, and bottomfeeders, but nobody has any prejudices against them now.Maybe in time Mexicans will become just as integrated.

Also, why the fuck aren't we talking about this movie?

>>8960545
cause is full of 15 year olds who think they know shit about foreign affairs.

>See trailer, shit bricks.
This is aweosme.

The production values for the trailer look too well lit.

I hope they tone it down a bit for the movie.