I've always wanted a movie about myself...

>>8934599
Your life is boring though.

You don't have to capitalise character's name every time, by the way.

>>8934599
An hour and a half of some asshole scrolling through 4chan pages.

stars RyRy

seth rogan and all those other assholes smoke weed and do things that normally aren't funny

>>8934621
The progam I used did that... Not me.

In another dimension dinosaurs exist and raptors are captured and forced to play a brutal version of basketball, one raptor rises up to overthrow the chains of his master and after he frees his friends they break into a military base, take some weapons and escape to Cuba, overthrowing the government and declaring it New Rapta

>>8934639
Sounds familiar.

A remake of Caligula featuring Adam Sandler.

A fag starts a thread on /tv/ and tell people to post a movie idea.

Cut to black.

>>8934652
Can I have some of your acid Mr Crazyman?

INSANE MAN KILLS ATTRACTIVE TEENAGERS.

Guy gets superpowers (in a world where superheroics are highly present) and tries to be a hero in his own town. He doesn't know how powerful he actually is and ends up exploding a couple of people. He inadvertently gets arrested by superheroes, broken out by villains. Turns out villains are actually the good guys because the heroes are running a totalitarian society.

Also, main character is gay. There aren't enough gay superheroes.

>>8934652
Dinosaurs? How fucking unrealistic go back to /b/, faggot.

If I was running doctor who this is what I'd do.

The cracks would be a symptom of the Time Lords returning. At the end of the season they make it back (without destroying all of creation), and naturally they're not very pleased with the Doctor.

The next season would be about them chasing the Doctor to punish him for you know essentially trying to kill them all. At the end of the season he gets caught.

The 3rd season would then be about him in a mental prison, with Rassilon fucking with him.

A movie where the camera always follows the bad guy instead of the good guys.

Also, because of this, it makes the good guys look like villains instead of the enemy, thus, you start hating the heroes.

>>8934691
Sounds good, I like it already except the bit about there not being enough gay super heroes, clearly the tights wasn't such an obvious give away.

Lester Knight: a young, athletic, physicist. Lester arrives at his high-tech underground laboratory (LHC) in his Ferrari during a thunderstorm, and continues to work on his experiment using a particle accelerator. Right before the particles reach their intended destination, lightning strikes the lab and interferes with the accelerator causing the unforeseen teleportation of Lester to a barren alien planet.

After evading a number of dangerous local animals, Lester is enslaved by a race of humanoid aliens and taken to a subterranean mine/prison system. With the help of a captive alien, Lester tries to escape, and must continue to evade capture whilst traveling through dangerous environments, battling wild creatures and solving numerous puzzles to survive natural hazards.

>>8934717

What about what they did to the Third doctor? Confiscating his TARDIS and banishing him to earth.

btw, this feels like a good place to ask this...not much goin on...

If I have another trip that ima occasionally use, should i tell people or not, so i can samefag...

Man falls in love with a zombie woman. They have sex many times and at the end he lets her eat his brains.

>>8934742
Nobody cares. No really, nobody.

>>8934742
good question

i would also like to know the answer

>>8934739
that was just for interfering, not enough of a punishment for trying to destroy your own race IMO.

>>8934737

Oh, is the title FlashGordonAvatarPlanetoftheApes?

ITT: steal Ideas for starting filmmakers

A movie about a man who is afraid to go outside. Through his inner monologue we learn about his life and what made him become afraid. Eventually he musters the courage to go outside after 30 years of being a recluse, only to be knocked over by a car. The movie ends with him smiling before he dies.

>>8934791
>>8934791
Steal mine, please!

>>8934742
if you tell, you won't be able to samefag <3¡¡¡RyRy !Newman5..o

>>8934769
>>8934739

I see what you did thar.

>>8934798
That would be a beautiful story.

>A victorian gentleman fights jetpack-suit-zombies with a knifesword thingy in the post apocalyptic remains of London 1830

>>8934809
>>8934769
>>8934742
Welcome to the filter!

so far nothing compares to Raptorball

>>8934819
misfire

>>8934798
I approve of this. Would have to be a lot of flashbacks, though, just to make it interesting.

It's a superhero movie called 'Sick, Man!'

The lead character is called Sickman and he has tiny mouths on the end of each finger. From each of these mouths Sickman can forcefully projectile vomit. The vomit is so strong it can knock back criminals, propel him into the air, or smash holes in walls. It also stings like a bitch if you get it in your eye.
Throughout the movie the hero undergoes a life-changing experience when he finds out his long term girlfriend is pregnant. Cue one hour of standard rom-com. Then at the very end, just as our hero is about to marry his pregnant girlfriend, several businessmen in green suits burst in and declare themselves rulers of the universe.
Only Sickman can stop them. Cue another hour of non-stop action in which many people get blown apart by vomit.

The sequel will be called 'Son of Sickman' and will feature his son, now aged 18, who can spew blood from his hands.

>>8934831
you just added me? I'm offended!!!

Two siblings wander through space looking form some alien artifact that will allow them to wipe out from the universe a very dangerous kind of souless space warriors who are threatening every known civilization.

>>8934809
how do you know we're the same guy?

did /tv/'s movie thread MetalBoy ever get archived?

ITS A MOVIE ABOUT ME TAKING A SHIT
AND THE SHIT IS GREEN
and the lights go out
and I'm scared shitless

and I can't see my shit

>>8934874
spoiler. it wasn't hard to tell.

Trilogy I'll make based on the life of Thomas Paine, starring Jason Statham. Balls-to-the-wall action.
Thomas Paine's COMMON SENSE: British Destruction
Thomas Paine's COMMON SENSE: Tea Time & Terror
Thomas Paine's COMMON SENSE: Locke'd and Loaded (Featuring Terry O'Quinn as John Locke)

>>8934874
my deductive reasoning abilities.

>>8934912
fund it!

>>8934893
And sitting there in the dark with my shit, I pause in cosmic reflection.

And the screen fades to black. Credits roll

>>8934798
Not bad. Perhaps he could be afraid of zombies that are outside though?

>>8934588
Movie cuts between the present and 25-30 years ago, 2 rival crime syndicates have essentially taken over a city, the two gangs compete with each other in any way they can, a lot of people get hurt. In the 25-30 years ago story a cop gets killed saving his (corrupt) partner. His son and his (the son's) best friend vow to take down the two gangs, the cop's partner trains them, and helps them (ideally played by Steve Buscemi, but that's just personal preference). The two boys grow up, and each works his way up high into each gang, with the plan to, as soon as both of them are part of the elite, turn over all members to the police. Eventually one of them (the friend) conspires with the corrupt cop, who has been forced to retire years ago, to take out the other one (the cop's son). Ends with the first one bringing the two gangs together with himself as the leader, and the other one dead.

>>8934918
well, i'm not gonna confirm that...

A movie set in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Washington DC. The central character is a 19-year-old who has spent her entire life living in an underground Vault society. Nobody gets in, Nobody gets out. One Night, her father somehow leaves the Vault for mysterious reasons, and she follows.

God of War.

A teenage girl adopts a pet lobster as a pet as an act of rebellion against her foster parents. The lobster is actually sentient and can communicate with her via her dreams. It's revealed that he was once a Lobster (or whatever his species is called, I haven't found a good name yet) SpacePolice officer. He teaches her all about solving crimes and being a SpacePolice woman. Sleuthing and conspiracy ensues when, fresh out of the London Police Academy, she gets caught up in a series of aeroplane thefts.

>>8934980

cue Fallout 3 theme

>>8934798
That is awesome.

>>8934972
you just did.

>>8934798
>go outside after 30 years of being a recluse, only to be knocked over by a car.

Like in Family Guy...

>>8935023
You know, I could actually imagine myself watching this!

A tender love story featuring Jackie Chan and Mos Def. They have to fight to the death in order to marry the man they love.

No? OK:

A violent crime film starring Jackie Chan and Mos Def. They have to fight to the death in order to procure a bag of stolen diamonds.

Still no?

A dark, atmospheric thriller staring Mickey Rourke as a man who has to break into a prison in order to free his elderly father. But nothing is quite as it seems as we learn that two corrupt prison guards, played by Jackie Chan and Mos Def, are in a grand fight to the death in order to destroy the free world.

>>8934980
That doesn't sound nearly as cool as a similar vault in California where the water chip breaks, so they have to send on of their own to find a replacement. In the process of finding the chip, she learns about a genomic experiment where a scientist is trying to make everyone the same so there will be no more prejudice, however it will make everyone sterile.

Finally after blowing up the faculties to make the mutants and bringing the water chip back to the vault, the overseer of the Vault doesn't let our hero back in. She's become what they fear the most. The unknown.

>>8935023
Tim Burton to direct!

FUND IT

>>8934588
>view "script.txt"
>see 8 line paragraph in opening

lolno

l2concise

>>8935061
Really? Well this would be better and wouldn't be filled with jokes.

>>8934588
you refer to the camera in the screenplay

don't

>>8935038
how so...?

A motorcycle racer goes back in time somehow and befriends Charles Dickens. The motorcyclist eventually persuades Dickens to come back to his own time (2070) in order to save the planet from a flesh-eating virus. Together they kill the queen in order to create a blast which will propel them forward in time.
They get lost on the way and have to stop to ask for directions from a traveling salesperson (played by Jackie Chan). The salesperson turns out to be Muhammad Ali and he boxes them into 2070 before returning to his fight to the death with Mos Def (played by Tommy Lee Jones).
Upon arrival in 2070 the motorcyclist and Dickens set about building a giant meth lab powered by motorcycle skills and begin cooking meth. A man named Heisenberg turns up and demands that they stay off his territory. Just then a confused Mos Def (now played by Vinnie Jones) pops into existence, kills Heisenberg, and then vanishes in a puff of meth.
Dickens cooks a piece of meth which weighs twenty tonnes and with the aid of his motorcycling companion blows it up, thus negating the flesh-eating virus and saving the whole of the east side of Cornwall.
The last shot is of Charles Dickens attempting to felate himself to the song 'One is the Loneliest Number' (sung here by John Malkovich in the style of Mos Def).

Credits roll.

I call it 'The Importance of Being Mos Def'

>>8934588
The conversation between Jess and Lisa doesn't seem very natural.

No one would defend their fiance on their wedding day by saying "he's a good man."

>>8934847
They could do it like a documentary thing too, like how District 9 does with people who knew Wikus.
>>8935294
It's supposed to be direction, when it says camera, it means teh POV of Jess.

A plane filled with famous Japanese Chefs (who also know karate) is flying it's passengers to the biggest international cooking contest ever, until it is hijacked by Russian terrorists, whos leader is played by Dolph Ludgren, hell bent on destroying the freeworld. The terrorist plans are hindered when the plane crashes into a remote prison. It is here that others also have plans, two corrupt prison guards played by Jackie Chan and Mos Def are in a grand fight to the death in order to destroy the free world also, it is not long before the Russian terrorists join in on the fight to the death, and the prison becomes a mass battleground. The hero of the story, played by Mickey Rourke arriving at the prison to free his father, teams up with two Japanese chefs played by Ken Watanabe and Takeshi Kitano in order to overthrow the battle to destroy the free world.

Opening scene would be the face of a young woman lying on carpet soaked in blood. The woman blinking so you know she's still alive, but not all there.

Skip to, same woman hanging out with her friendys.

Insert some character development here.

Then climatic scene would be the main character gets a call from her friend implying that her other friend had OD'd (they're all moderate junkies) and to hurry to their apartment. She gets there and realises the friend who made the phone call actually murdered the dying friend. The main character figures out that a spiteful boyfriend/drug dealer gave them PCP instead of the usual junk they have.

Main character kills herself. And then the ending is the opening scene of her lying in blood soaked carpet slowly dying.

That's all I've got. :P

>>8935464
I'm sure if you fleshed it out a bit, it could work. I do like the idea of a non-linear narrative, always have done though.

Yes, I am Tarantino.

>>8935419
then say

JESS' PERSPECTIVE
...

the point of a spec is to flow, not to attempt to direct

also, see
>>8935155

>>8935353
You're not supposed to include direction in a screen play.

>>8935481
Again, it was moslty direction, I had the exact idea of what I wanted for most of the scenes so I just wrote that, figured it'd make everything clearer. This is my A level coursework

Black man wakes up and notices that he has eaten all the KFC and only has empty buckets all over his house. He goes to the city to buy some more KFC. When he gets to the KFC some white guy robs the store and they blame the black man. He ends up in jail for a crime he didn't make. Then the chickens start to fight back and try to take over the whole city. They need the black man's help. Starring Samuel L. Jackson.

Typical 4channer gets hit by a car and falls into a coma. He lives on inside his brain which has cleverly created a shitload of series of events he must pass/solve/etc in order to wake up. Meanwhile, weeks go by in the real world and his parents can't afford to keep him hooked up to machines, so they decide to pull the plug. It's a race against time for the coma-victim as he reaches the last puzzle and must confront the fact that Summer Glau is fucking ugly in order to wake up (Let's face it, it's the goddamn truth).

>>8935525
Without the Summer Glau bit, that'd be called /v/ the movie.

>>8935511
>figured it'd make everything clearer

it doesn't
just because it's clear in your mind doesn't mean it resonates on the page:
we dont' have some magical knowledge of the space in the room you're trying to make, or know how the shots are supposed to look.

Write the movie's feeling/texture if you were viewing it and never read it

also, if this is your A-level, it needs a shitload of work to get to passable

>>8935551

Yep, but it wouldn't be directed by Uwe Bowe.

>>8935568
It's mostly evaluation for the marks, and my evaluation is pretty good I think, blarted on about how singular perspective of the narrative adds to the intensity and shit like that.

Then I made up that the entire movie was about the illusion of control, which is a complete fabrication, I was just writing what I thought would be a decent movie to watch.

Die Hard except that it is a wizard attending his son's graduation from a school of magic.

>>8935624
>evaluation for the marks

the fuck you talkin about son

>>8935676
how would that be like Die Hard in anyway?

This is Idea for a trailer:

In modern open view office. A strained person asks 'What did you wrote about me?'

Flash into chaotic scene in modern city.

In office. 'Tell me what did you wrote about me!'. Camera spans from strained man to formally dressed person. He looks straight at the camera.

Flash in scene where almost unrecognizable humans, not aliens or zombies, but starved humans wails.

Men in suit continues 'I wrote that...' 'TELL ME WHAT DID YOU WROTE'

'You are master race.'

View spans over glass and steel skyscrapers saturated with hyper realistic colours and title shows 'Office number 146: EU'.

>>8935353
Ok, I finished it now.

The voice overs seem unnecessary, it's just giving us information we get later on anyways. Which kind of ruins the non-linear story telling.

Also, when Lisa calls him insane I would have him respond with "don't call me crazy, I'm not crazy" showing that he isn't really hearing what people are telling him.

>>8935697
>how would that be like Die Hard in anyway?

terrorists come and take over the school at a party, where everyone gets rounded up they plan to break into the vault and steal the wizard money. only one man didn't get rounded up with the rest of the party, and that one man crawls around the air shafts and whatnot to foil thier plan. his son's best friend or teacher acts like a smug asshole like ellis does but gets killed. his son = holly for the dramatic dropping from a window climax.

A urban retelling of Robin Hood, in which poor inner city black youths rob white upper class yuppies

We'll call it Hood.

>>8934737
Oh I love Another World!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNeayv-OTK0

>implying I'm going to give away my ideas to trolls

>>8935932
>implying your ideas worth something

>>8935879
>Die Hard
>except at Hogwarts

Fascinating...

Laughed when Snape blasted Dumbledore in the same way McClain shot Hans.

a poor man gets rich when he inherits a gold mine from his mother, and he moves his fortune into newspapers and radio. he marries the niece of the president, and from there begins a run for governor. The power he gets corrupts him and he slowly alienates almost everyone in his life, and he dies alone in his mansion wishing for the simple life of his childhood.

i'd tell it through a series of flashbacks of people that knew him throughout his life, with each probably revealing a different aspect or new perspective on the character.

it's a work in progress though.

fucking Half Life

That's what I want to see made

>>8936074

I love Citizen Kane!

>>8936074
holy shit, is that like... based on Rupert Murdoch?

5. God//Play, also a psychological story, about a teacher who finds a ticket and brings it back home. When he watches tv, an unknown person who calls himself God appears on the screen and tells him he has given this ticket to him. The people who are granted this ticket are chosen for a game by God. The game is to find other people that have this ticket and win the game by collecting the most tickets within 365 days. All of the people that are given this ticket are people that have done bad things, are criminals etc and stuff and if they would die they would go straight to hell. The winner will be cleared of all his sins and will be allowed to go to heaven. The teacher is the main character and he has slept with his students which are minors. It's a pretty old story from 2006 I am still working on >_<
6.Milton, a futuristic manga from 2008, which I am very excited about! The story is about Milton, an 18 year old boy who works in an old bookstore. It may sound like a normal setting but it's the year 2359 and books aren't read or written anymore. Technology is very advanced thus everything goes through a huge network >_o or something like that. Anyway, you get the point. The bookstore in which Milton works was owned by his grandfather and father who tought books were a huge source of knowledge that should not be forgotton . Milton's dad is in hospital and his grandfather is long gone so he's the only one working in the store altough no customer has been there for years. Milton spends all of his time after school in the bookstore, reading books and stuff. One day he gets a customer called Kafka and...hohhhohoho interesting stuff happens!

Actually these two are ideas for my manga lawl.

>>8936074
Sounds like shit. No one would watch it

A cinematographic adaptation of "Also sprach Zarathustra" (Nietszche).
It could be like the new bible for the next millenium and help building an modern society.

Kubrick or Tarkovsky would have been perfect, but a David Lynch could be correct for this job.

>>8936100
Most boring movie ever. Oh God, i even filled this in on a 'DA meme' when they asked for the worst movie ever.

>>8936132
>Milton
>Kafka
I see what you did thar.

OK! HERE I GO!

It's a romantic comedy about this guy who is kinda an asshole. you know, been wronged one to many times, family sucks, ect and now hes a 24 yearold asshole. he then falls in love with this beautiful girl and they go out. in fact, he's so in love that he wants to propose to her.

she says yes but he has to get her fathers permission first and guess who her father is?

SANTA CLAUSE!!!

so he ask santa clause to marry his daughter but Santa says no because he's been suck a dick. BUT HE MAKES HIM A DEAL!

the guy now has in till christmass (12 days) to get back on santa's nice list to marry the girl of his dreams!

:D

Dude fucks chick.

A film of two similar looking fellows; one a blind psycho-ward escapee and the other a British mobster. Paths intersect. Shit hits fan.

>>8936261

Oh god plz don't anyone make this crap.

>>8936261
SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WRITES ALL THOSE HORRIBLE GODDAMN DIRECT TO TV CHRISTMAS MOVIES. I KNEW I'D FIND YOU ONE DAY, YOU BASTARD.

>>8936261
You now realize the 12 days of Christmas start on December 25, ending January 6.

Also, I hate you.

>>8936324
>>8936365
>>8936423

man fuck all ya'll. my idea is good damn it and you all know it!

>>8936261
oh shit I can write the whole thing right now

"Promise you're not going to get weirded out honey... just promise."
"Why would I get weirded out? Fathers are fathers, they're more or less the same, always caring about their daught..."
"HO HO HO"
>adam_sandler_panic.jpg

>>8935679
I get marked on the evaluation moreso than I do on the script.

Paranoia: A female serial killer,known only as "The Kiss of Death" hunts random people and tortures them in an abandon factory. The case is given to a detective, who turns out to be her boyfriend. Upon accepting the case he begins to see delusions, similar to the girl's, and gradually looses his mind, until he finally confronts her in the factory where he kills her. He returns home and commits suicide while talking to his mirror self (the final delusion).

thread hidden

>>8936479

SO!

Adam Sandler films make millions. you really think i came up with that for people like 4chan?

thats not where the money is at and you know it.

plus i dont hear any actual ideas come from here besides maybe >>893469.

So there's this penis right.
And it enters this vagina.

Then I get a lot of money.

>>8936515
what evaluation?
the fuck are you talking about?