Sounds like your average troll.

I have a heart. It's in YOUR coffee.

I'M BEING TROLLED BY THE NEWS MEDIA AND IM LOVING IT!

I saw this the other day in class. I lol'd.

Remember to buy a dog.

Island troll preys on person with dead wife.

>>8137566
Wait....this segment....did it happen to be about families with dead kids in England?

>>8137619

>explodingvan.gif

context

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD-PB7V5nIg

>>8137573
>>8137566


Wow. Maybe they shouldnt use the internet to hold memorials for thier loved ones then?

this is awesome

>hey guys, how's it hanging?

I lol'd

>>8137633
I am going to smoke a turd in Hell for laughing at this.

>>8137629
>LORI GETZ
>INTERNET SAFETY EXPERT

TROLLAN ANONYMOUS IS A FELONY

EL OH EL

TECHNOLOGY!

>>8137573
This chick says there is a Federal Law against annoying people on the internet. It is a felony.

inb4 v&

One day governments will massively restrict the internets. They'll get all the ISPs to agree with it.

>>8137633

While I do find it kind of sad that people do that... it's still retarded the people would even hold a fucking "memorial website" for someone who died. It's the fucking internet. Bad shit will happen. Don't be surprised when it does.

A CRUEL NEW ONLINE TREND THAT HAS BEEN DUBBED "TROLLING"

If I had no heart, I wouldn't be alive.

Trolling is a part of the daily internets. Don't make internet memorials for sensitive topics if you dont want this kind of bullshit to happen. Only ignorant 30+ people would honestly expect people on the internet to take their plight seriously.

Problem, Today Show?

>>8137776
If ACTA passes it'll be sooner than you think.

Kaiji:Public Enemy Nemero Uno

>LEXI'S FRIENDS SAW THE POSTS, NOW THEY'RE BANDING TOGETHER TO FIGHT INTERNET TROLLING

>google your children to make sure they're alive

The future of parenting

>Trolling
>New

Top notch reporting there, NBC. Really on the ball with this one.

And that 60 year old internet safety expert? Brilliant. I'm sure she knows all about google and maybe has even trailblazed ebay one day when she was feeling brave.

>>8137859
ROW ROW ROW

>Internet Safety Expert

>Matt Lauer implying that the police should go after trolls

YES, LET'S WASTE MORE TAX PAYER MONEY.

>>8137566
>acuse trolls of being attention whore
>give them media coverage

>>8137573
Someone needs to email her the link to 4chan.

USE GOOGLE TO MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS ARE ALIVE

>>8137945

Ahhh beat me to it.

The soccer team made some cuts, left a girl hanging

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You know those faggots were just trying to hook-up with her

Have a PA comic from 2004

Yeah I read something similar.

>Trolls making bad puns about the girl hanging herself
>How's it HANGING guys?
>The Soccer team had to make some cuts; they left that girl HANGING.

>my face when I saw the Star of David painted on her parents' car

>>8137949
this.

>>8137949

Are suggesting someone break rules 1 and 2?

>>8138003
This shit is scientific.

>>8138047
>taking the rules seriously or even mentioning them outside of /b/

>>8138050
>>8138042
>Star of David

No wonder NBC gave a shit.

>>8138047
I'm pretty sure that rule refers to /b/.

>>8138047
>Post to Facebook®!

>Catsouras family
Good pics

>chick who was pretty, socially accepted, and apparently normal enough to have friends mourn her death committed suicide, no one knows why
>chick with rich parents took a Porsche out for a joy ride and got herself killed

Why wouldn't people make fun of this?

remember back in the days before baby boomers ruined american society and people either accepted criticism or took the law into their own hands and aggressively attacked annoying people?

Wait were those three guys just coming back from Dayglow?

>chick with rich parents took a Porsche out for a joy ride and got herself killed

If she was that fucking stupid, then she did society a favor.

LOOK AT ME, I'M TROLLING ON 4CHAN AND MATT LAUER CAN'T STOP ME.

To be honest those idiots posting comments are the cancer.
That's well beyond trolling to get a reaction, that's just in poor taste.

>>8138111
lol

The best one is that:
>>The worms go in, the worms go out, this is what its like when you die - you end up looking like apple pie.

....

Did I just watch a Today Show segment on trolling?
Yes. yes i did.


its a whole new world.

>>8138136
I think everyone here agrees, but those fucktards on the Today Show are so out of touch it is disgusting.

>>8138136
Thousands of people die every day and the internet shouldn't be asked to care if they're pretty, white, and female.

TROLLING IS NOT A CRIME

>>8138136

>>8138151

This.

>skeletalancientfossiledslowpoke.jpg

TROLLING IS A ART

>>8138153

So?
Yelling at a dead bum that he smells like shit and that his life was for nothing is not really sane either.

>>8138153

Yeah, a bit funny both examples were pretty young white girls.

TROLLING IS NOT AN CRIME

>>8138167

>slowpoke.BCE

Seriously, if a celebrity dies, don't people automatically start cranking out fucking jokes about them? Why is Jane Q. Rottencrotch any different?

>>8138173
...but he's a bum. You gotta pick the right audience when you troll. A bum isn't going to give a shit. Hell, he's probably wasted.

>>8138136
if you don't want dumbfucks making fun of you, you don't need to advertise your daughters death on Facebook®

>>8138185
I thought it was the exact opposite: you treat that person like a saint. Look at Brittany Murphy. Who the hell gave a shit about her before she died? Anyone?

>>8138201
hey

I enjoyed her performance in Sin City

>>8138196

Hardly advertising.
Most normalfag families would post a msg on an account of their dead family member if they were active there.

>internet trolls troll my daughter to death
>make memorial on Facebook®!

>>8138201
It's only when a pretty white girl dies that the world is supposed to give a shit, then?

>>8138218
>allowing access to anyone to see it and post
>not advertising

plus it's fucking facebook, pick up a phone to tell the people that matter.

>>8138223
To be honest that is pretty much the only time I give a shit.

...or like when Clint dies.

>>8138223
Hey, bro, I'm not the one who makes the rules and I sure as hell don't agree with it. When Michael Jackson was alive, he was the ass-end of every fucking joke. Now that he's dead, you're ass if you make a joke about him wanting to fuck little boys.

>>8138229

>allowing access to anyone to see it and post

It's more like a "our loved one is dead, if you want to leave a brief msg pls do so. thanks in advance"

It's what normal people do.
Also stop pretending facebook is some new fad.

If you were so provocative a figure as to arouse the attention and acerbity of anonymous strangers by dying, then your family should not expect sympathy.

>>8138201
What about when David Carradine and Farah Fawcett died?

>pretty white girl living in middle class america dies
>gets hours of newsmedia coverage

>someone who isnt white dies in another country
>name listed on bottom of page 24
>its misspelled

>>8138244
>...or like when Clint dies.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

He'll never die ;______;

>>8138153
African child dies of starvation through no fault of their own and no one gives a shit.

Rich white girl dies due to her own stupidity and it's a national fucking tragedy.

What a wonderful world we live in.

>>8138257
Normal ATTENTION WHORING PEOPLE.

>>8138269
>David Carradine

ROPE AROUND HIS GENITALS

>Farrah Fawcett

No one cared after three hours because MJ stole the spotlight.

>>8138257
right, either restrict that to just your friends on facebook or don't complain when you are seeking attention and you get the wrong kind.

>>8138269
Have you seen a late night television program?

>>8138229
>John Cusack forces his friends to meet up with him because he hates communicating through text messages and email.

I have a secret guise... I've never trolled online, EVER. I don't see the fucking point or why it's witty.

Say you lie about something, could be the most fucking minuscule thing, most people will obviously believe you because they have no other way to prove the validity of your statement, you then gloat about your "TROLLAN" and how people fell for it.

It's just fucking retarded. I also hate how it's become so glorified on 4chan where people constantly circlejerk (looking at you /g/) about each other's trolling and posting troll_face images. Very clever guys...

>>8137776
>Getting companies to agree on something that wouldn't make them more money

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

Wait...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8138109

>remember back in the days before baby boomers ruined american society

>baby boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people who's simple philosophy: 'GIMME THAT! IT'S MINE!'...these people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock and roll and they stayed loaded for 20 yrs and had free ride, but now they're staring down the barrel of the burnout, and they don't like it, they don't like it so they've become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people, they tell em abstane from sex, say no to drugs, as for Rock and Roll they sold that for television commercials a long time ago, so they an buy 'pasta machines', and 'stair masters', and 'soy bean futures'. These people went from 'do your own thing!' to 'just say no!', they went from 'love is all you need' to 'whoever has the most toys, wins!', and they went from 'cocaine' to 'rogaine'

>>8138280
>Implying we're not constantly being told to feel bad about starving Africans.

>>8138319
Good night, sweet prince.

>>8138318
It would make them more money, since it would let them protect their intellectual properties much more easily and prosecute pirates.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACTA

>>8138316

Hey guys.


How's it hanging?

Man I want to be an Internet Safety Expert, that sounds like a sweet job.

>>8138316
>Implying this is not a troll.

Asking people not to be mean on the internet is like asking people not to shit into a toilet. It's what they were each designed for.

>cool new online trend
>cool
>new

>>8138378
Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the internet.

>>8138360
>implying all ISPs own intellectual property

>>8138408
>Implying huge conglomerates won't lobby and browbeat governments into passing legislation forcing ISPs to comply.

It's called the First Amendment bitch, and they have specifically altered it to cover Internet free speech and to protect these very "trolls".

Deal with it or get off the internet

>>8138360
>implying anyone can stop someone like kimmo

>implying if anyone could stop it his name is not moot

That was the most retarded thing I've ever watched, bar none

And there are so many better things to report on

HELLO POLICE?

I THINK I JUST GOT TROLLED.

>>8138435
>Implying this can happen in a democratic country.
>Implying one nation's laws apply to the world

>>8138643
In before: HURR DURR MURKA OWNS WURLD

>>Lauer says foreigners are doing the trolling.

BOYS, WE AREN'T GOING TO LET THOSE FILTHY EUROPEANS AND BR? HUAEHUAEHUAES OUTDO US

>>8138435
>implying they don't need to amend the constitution for this to be legal
>implying IP owners have power over 3/4 of the states when they are all in California or New York
>implying state legislators aren't more dependent on serving the people
>implying this is worth worrying about

>this mothafuckas

NBC and the Today Show are evil motherfuckers.

Posting on 4chan makes me feel like one of the good guys.

Thank god the chick is dead, I can't imagine how embarrassed she'd be of her parents giving that dancing video for the entire nation to see.

>>8138718
>Two people like this

>>8138643
read and cry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HADOPI_law

>>8138882
>implying France isn't still operating on the Napoleonic code

TEXTp WTF?

>>8138910

Why hasn't /b/ ruined these fags by now?

The today show really likes to choke us with their opinion.

>>8139015
they already revealed themselves as colossal fags on national television

>>8139015
Because there are too many newfags hanging around. to do anything.

>>8139006
wat

>read the responses in this thread

>realize /tv/ has been trolling me the entire time

>>8139065
LOL BOOB

What if internet bullies caused Summer Glau to kill herself.

Would you make fun of it then?

>>8139107
Summer Glau is too smart for that, she left the internet long ago.

>>8138136
>>8138136
>>8138136
>>8138136
>>8138136

>>8139124

When she comes back she'll have wonderful fans like these to look forward to.

>>8139015
>implying /b/ has motivation what so ever.

Why would you hang yourself?
That's a painful, slow, nasty way to go.

>>8139124
Doesn't a family member screen emails or whatever for her?

HAHAHA The expert is the same one who made this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ZcpcDBplU

>>8138396
he said "cruel" not cool

>back in 2006, one of the most vicious cases of trolling
>took her fathers Porsche for a joyride at high speed
>committed felony grand theft, and reckless endangerment, and luckily only kills herself
>WE SHOULD ALL FEEL SORRY AND NOT BE MEAN TO THE ANGEL

>>8139205
Her mom tells her nice things she reads on the internet.

Summer does her own emailing I am sure, but she does not go to forums anymore.

I think a couple of fags on the Twiki pee'd in the pool.

>>8139107

She left the internet due to it. She isn't stupid enough to kill herself over it.

>>8139107

damn she's beautiful

>>8139253
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

>>8139270
added-
>police pictures
>leaked

IT'S THE TROLLS! THEY HAXXORD THE POLICE MAYNFRAEMS

>you wonder what kind of people would do this
no i don't.

>>8139339
Rule 1 of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, amirite?

>>8139253

Oh god.....

>>8139253
fuck that music is so bad and twice as loud as her words. It's like she knows the video sucks, so she tries to hide it

>>8139378

this is where reality starts to blur

>>8139253

the fuck...

>increased due to social networking
>blame anonymous posters
That's like blaming the Japs for Vietnam.

>cut to picture of attractive dead girl at end of segment
it sure is a tragedy since she wasn't ugly, right matt?

>>8139432
When a attractive person dies it is a tragedy.

When a fatty dies it is a statistic.

maybe instead of trying to throw people in jail for trolling, they should do a PSA saying it's fucking retarded to put up a memorial site on the internet.

also, I fapped to Natalie Holloway pictures. shit was so cash.

Hey Mattfag-
1st Amendment- Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

14th Amendment- All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

>>8139420
>implying the japs weren't responsible for Vietnam.

WE MAINSTREAM NOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=393Mab4z95E&feature=channel

This woman has 49 videos about internet safety. Many of them contain pandas.

I do not even know.

>>8139476

freedom of speech does not extend to verbal abuse and defamation

I think I"m being trolled right noa you guys what do!?!?!?!?!?!

>>8139543

yes, actually, it does.

in England, you can still get busted for libel/slander even if what you say is true. in the US, it's a rock solid defense.

>>8139537
omg wat a kewl video ttyl

Federal law?
You mean Federal LAWL There's no law you dumb cunt.
Also, it's always highschoolers that do this shit. Can't they fucking handle 4 simple years of rough and tumble life? That's a damn political term-length. Claw your way through, then get over it.

>>8139543
Yes it does. That's the whole point. Protection of speech that is unpopular, or controversial.
You can be sued for defamation, but it's very hard to win that kind of suit.

>Young, pretty, popular high schoolers committing suicide

No, seriously, how fucking hard can their lives be? If they had no friends and were ugly-as-sin, I could possibly understand.

High school life is still fucking small time compared to being an adult.

Who gives a shit.

>OMG STOP THE PRESSES, SOMEONE DIED!

>>8139596

I think winning in this case would be very easy.

>>8139253

i am going to steal your dog

>>8139613
No it wouldn't. You would have to prove the girl wasn't a slut. How do you even do that?

>>8139609
>Implying that people commit suicide for rational reasons and not because the chemistry of their brain is fucked up.

>>8139613
No, cause you have to prove that you received financial damages, among other things, due to someone picking on you. Usually, the defamation causes fame, and more income of golds, so it's hard to win.

>>8139613

you must be British or something.

I could successfully defend the case and I'm not even a lawyer. stroke the constitution, remind the jury that the first amendment stands, that neo-nazis and the kkk are allowed to say what they have to say even though there are laws against hate crimes, etc.

no jury is going to want to be the one that killed the first amendment, even if every single one of them agrees that they think it's the most offensive thing ever said.

>>8139647

Besides which, the prosecutor would have to prove that calling her a slut was meant as a literal claim that she was sexually promiscuous, rather than just a derogatory word like "bitch", "cunt", "asshole", "jerk-off", etc.

>>8139665
Brain chemistry is EXTREMELY, AND RARELY fucked up to that point in normal settings. You need external chemical influence to bring about suicide. The will to live is stronger than any other emotion. This is 100% true in all species.

>>8139665

They brain chemistry is fucked because they insist on always feeling sorry for themselves. Their brain chemistry doesn't fuck them. They fuck their brain chemistry.

>>8139665
>implying that no one in history has ever had a rational and justifiable reason for committing suicide

Seriously, I want to know how hard life is for a pretty, young, white, girl with a seemingly decent family in high school.

>>8139780
it's because daddy rapes them.

>>8139780
Oh, and being popular, so, therefore, he must have at least some friends.

>>8139794
Can you blame him? Dude's only human.

>>8139780

Dude, she was made fun of.

Jesus christ. Australian and American media is indistinguishable.

We've had a wave of Today shows demanding that we unite to STOP THE TROLLING!