Dear Jack,

I wish you had believed me.

JL

>>8084475
Write I'M SORRY JOHN over and over

It'll make the Glaufags AND the Schwarzenegger fans baww.

>>8084502

God I have to change something but it's perfect, what a dumb I am Jesus Christ. Ok.

If you plan on doing that take Glau and Cooper with you.

>>8084531
no, just Cooper

Please let this be a joke, OP.

You're not supposed to kill yourself your'e supposed to carry on, my wayward son, they'll be peace when you are done

>>8084536
Cooper who?
>>8084538
likely it isn't

We need a mod to come here and save OP's IP to ensure that he kills himself, otherwise, perma-banned from 4chan 4ever.

"I don't understaaand"

Oh hai OP, ripping-off other's threads
You're not funny

>>8084096

"WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE"

but that's a sin

DON'T DO IT,

Like one suicide would clean /tv/ of its rampart faggotry.

Well, maybe if it was Kaiji....

>>8084568

Didn't read. I understand him, by the way.
At least my thread is /tv/ related, that's a /b/

>>8084502
That was so depressing. If I was Jack, I'd be fucking suicidal too.

May 24th ... One day after the series finale of LOST.

I thought I was a fan of the show, but you, sir, have taken it to new levels.

write don't tell me what I can't do

Related (also from /v/)

>>8084567

fucking lold

>>8084581
Your thread is a /b/ .
His is /tv/ related, asking for movies..

>>8084567

too bad I understand well.
I could think it by the way it's a good quote

>>8084599
lol

>>8084617

I'm OP and that's nice...

>>8084655
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saved before said beletion

>>8084625

I'm asking quotes. Are you retarded?

I'll be back.

>>8084669

thanks, mate

not OP here, but every time I toyed with the idea of killing myself, that only thing that stopped me is the thought of 'killing myself now means I'll never see the end of Lost'.

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to hear about multiple Lost-suicides after it's over. dunno if I'll be one of them since I haven't reconsidered suicide for the past few months but who knows.

>>8084686

bwahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha

.

>>8084676
Asking quotes is more related to movies than asking for movies?
Right.

>>8084710

They're equals. "I was wrong" saying that's not /tv/ related, you were wrong saying mine's not /tv/ related, man

"Hell? You don't know what hell is. None of you people do. Hell isn't getting beat up or cut up or hauled in front of some faggot jury. Hell is waking up every god damn morning and not knowing why you're even here. Why you're even breathing."

Sounds related.

>>8084709

"I doon't understaand" this. Please explain with examples.

>>8084697

here's OP and how do you think you gonna do that? First time I though by throwing myself from the roof, but... there's no 100% of success. I don't wanna be a quadriplegic.

"DON'T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!"

>>8084797
well, I'm not afraid of death itself, just of the way to get there. I'd only do it if I knew of a 100% flawless way, no chance to survive, and the quickest way possible. for example, Cyanide would be awesome but I have no idea how to get it. also a bullet to the head is a possibility, but again, can't get it.
jumping from an extremely high place is also a possibility, but meh, I prefer something instant and with no pain

>>8084813

>>"DON'T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO, EVER!"

The island won't let you kill yourself op

>>8084840

ARE YOU RETARDED

MOST bullet to the head injuries die within 24 hours in hospital

hell why dont you go for jumping off a building, where you usually die within 8 hours, but feel pain like no human will experience and survive, FOR 8 HOURS

stop watching so much television fucker, bullet to the head does not make you instadie. neither does jumping from a high building

>>8084897
well an automated weapon could do the trick
but anyway, I can't get my hands on that
if you know of better ways, feel free to recommend

>>8084897
also, what about putting a gun in your mouth and shooting? like that politician guy from that vid from the 80s did
I really don't think you can survive that

>>8084897

You're the expert genious: suggest.

>>8084931

well, bone can bend the trajectory

>>8084897
You're right. That guy was on his feet just the day after .

>>8084897
Those are bullets to the head someone else put in you that might not hit a critical spot. Also, that's body death rather than brain death. I'm pretty sure a 45 slug through your medulla is going to instakill your brain. . . they can keep your body alive mechanically however they want, but does it really matter?

>>8084967

Well he certainly...

...put on eye on death...

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>8084897
I'm pretty sure a bullet to the temple results in a very quick death and a bullet to the bottom of the spinal cord (via shooting through the mouth), would sever the spinal cord causing instant death.
There would be no hospital only the morgue.

Also go to a jewellers and ask for some gold cleaning stuff, I can't remember the chemical it's something like potassium chloride, it'll kill you in about 30 mins (untreated).

what if you take a gun, jump from like 40 floors, so you'll be on-air for like over 40 seconds, and then put the gun in your mouth, shoot yourself while falling, then fall?

>>8084916
>>8084932

decapitation.

all nerves are instantly disconnected from the entire body. otherwise you could try an explosion, but make sure its big enough that you end up in pieces, not dying by shrapnel or by 3d degree burns

Life is defined by brain activity. Death is lack of any brain activity. So remove the brain and you are dead. Shotgun blast usually does the trick in removing the brain as does hitting the pavement skull first after jumping from a good height.

Of course, if you are a complete failure, you can screw up in either of those methods and end up more or less comatose vegetable with semi consciousness, just enough to recognize your misery but incapable to do anything about it or even begging for death.

>>8085007
You don't want to do temple, you could end up like Lt. Sobel in Band of Brothers.

o hai

Easiest way to die is wait. Entropy will do the rest. You are bound to die, it's only a matter of time. What's the rush about anyways, it's not that 100 years are such a long time geologically speaking.

Psh. Humans....

>>8085007

youre pretty sure of alot of things

a bullet to the head is a fast track to a coma
which you have to experience to know exactly what you feel

youll die for sure. the only question is how long will it take. like i said, 24 hours

"I'll be back."

>>8085033
>Of course, if you are a complete failure, you can screw up in either of those methods and end up more or less comatose vegetable with semi consciousness, just enough to recognize your misery but incapable to do anything about it or even begging for death.

yeah, this sucks. If I wanna kill myself I better make sure I have a flawless, 100%-working plan. surviving sucks, either you're a vegetable or you actually get better and then look like an attention fag who attempted to commit suicide for more attention and then you just want to die even more

I'm OP and I leave the thread: no more /tv/ in here.
Thanx anyway, at least I have 1\2 doubts answered

>>8084475

I hope you're joking, asshole.

Please don't do it, OP.

>>8085083

>>8085103
you also asked "what's the best way", not just for quotes

Put a wire noose around your neck with a long (50' or so) lead. Tie that to the bridge, then jump off and superglue your hands to your face as you fall. The wire noose will cut your head off, your body will fall to the ground with your hands holding your head and it'll look like you superhumanly ripped your own head off.

>>8085151
lol

>>8085055
You don't want to shoot at an angle like he did hitting his optical lobe.
If you go at 45 degrees to your head, it'll kill you.

>>8085065
Where the fuck do you think he is going to shoot himself? Inside of a fucking hospital?

What's with this '24 hours' crap? If you rip your spinal cord from your own body with a metal projectile, you won't be in a coma, you'll be dead 100% dead, no body is going to both to try and hook your body up to a heart and lung machine if you have no intacted spinal cord.
Secondly, most gunshot woulds cause massive trauma to the body, in the head the chance of an internal bleed from a gunshot wound is stupidly high due to the density of blood vessels, if again you do some how survive, odds are you'd die in a few hours from a massive haemorrhage which can't be stopped.

Its a sacrifice the island demands op

If you REALLY insist on doing it, 'I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK' is perfect.

But instead of committing suicide, you can go and volunteer at an animal shelter. There's plenty of better things to do, really.

Whatever. Kill yourself if you want, OP. Just avoid posting here, otherwise we could feel responsible for it: are you such an insensible egoistic prick? I think you aren't. So stop posting.

>>8085164

percisely

there is little chance of survival in all those ways

op tho happens to be looking for the least painful and fastest most efficient way. being in a coma for any amount of time doesnt sound like a success for op

best ways involve a gun

it's terrible when you live somewhere you can't get one

You don't need to kill yourself to eliminate your old life. You could just throw it away and start a new one elsewhere.

>>8085195
You're arguing semantics.
Given t= ∞ then there is never going to be a 100% answer to everything.
What genius 100% success rate have you suggested? He rips his own beating heart from his chest? Because that won't be painful.

A gunshot or major head trauma of any description is one of the largest fatalities, more so than typical OD or wrist cutting.

1.) Acquire nuke
2.) Go to Mekka
3.) ???
4.) Profit !

>>8085229
Yup. Go sign up for the fucking peace corps or move to Alaska and get a job on a fishing boat. Once you have nothing, you can do anything. It's kind of freeing to lose everything and be ready to kill yourself really, because at that moment you're not tied down by any obligations at all. . . you can sign up to be a food service employee in fucking Afghanistan or something if you want.

>>8085286
1.) Acquire nuke
2.) Go to Jerusalem
3.) ???
4.) Profit !

Fixed

>>8085291
They don't sign suicidal persons in.

>>8084475
obtain potassium cyanide, I've heard you can get it from a jeweler to restore old rings. mix in a glass of water and leave for 5 minutes. Drink water, smash glass so no-one can drink from it. Sit/Lay down and think your last thoughts in 11-30 seconds you'll be out.

If left for 30-45 minutes you're dead. "Fuck you wine" would be a good cryptic note for people to mull over years after your passing.

>>8085386
> you wine
>your*

FTFY

1.) Acquire nuke
2.) Come to Italy
3.) Enjoy our culture, food and women for as long as you want
4.) Go to Vatican City
5.) ???
6.) Profit!

>>8085291
Yeah, the sense of freedom you experience once you actually decide to kill yourself is rather exhilarating. You can easily step away from your plan to do it right now and use the new found freedom to do whatever else you thought you couldn't do because you were so bound by your life.

Once you have accepted the final consequence, you are completely free.

Hasta la vista, baybe

> And what's a perfect /tv/ quote to close my goodbye address letter?

"Everything that follows, is the result of what you see here."

OP here. Just found how to start the letter:

> The following took place between July XX 1982 and May 24 2010

>>8085438
not OP, but this doesn't really apply to me at the moment.

I have a shitty and meaningless life of fapping, eating and watching tv shows. repeat every day for years. I have a very comfortable lifestyle but no life. I have no obligations to anyone but I can't really 'do anything I want' because I don't have enough money to, for example, go to another country and start a new life there, and I also don't have the courage.

>>8085510
That's a good plan, and very fitting.
Also, you should delay your suicide day to May 25.
May 24 is a day after the series finale of Lost, and May 25 is a day after the series finale of 24.
you should watch both, and then do it, using quotes from both shows in the letter.

OP, if you are really going to do it, please take a bunch of religious people with you, okay?

>>8085541

it's a deal.

>>8085548

I see your point, but I'd like that at least my last moment was a personal act

>>8085521

>>8084096

Go to foodstamp office. Yell "fucking niggers!"